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Water Demon.

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Ice Dragon.

3
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Lesser Warlord
of Ka'a.

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Not so fast.

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Infinite Sheldon.

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Infinite Sheldon?

7
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Yes, Infinite Sheldon
defeats all other cards

8
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and does not violate the
rule against homemade cards

9
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because I made
it at work.

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Do you understand why people
don't want to play with you?

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No...

12
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although it's a question I've
been pondering since preschool.

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Hey.

14
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Hey, your copy of Science
magazine was in my mailbox.

15
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- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

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Check it out—
all about planets this month.

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That's an atom.

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Agree to disagree.

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That's what I love
about science—

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there's no
one right answer.

21
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So...

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you and Zack again, huh?

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Yeah, yeah, me
and Zack again.

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Were we here earlier?

25
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Okay, we should,
we should go.

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Ah, not yet.

27
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I want to talk science
with the science dudes.

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Oh, and the science dudes want
to talk science with you.

29
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What do you want
to talk about—

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rocks, dinosaurs, our
friend the beaver?

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You know, I saw this great thing
on the Discovery Channel.

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Turns out
that if you kill a starfish,

33
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it'll just come back to life.

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Was the starfish
wearing boxer shorts?

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Because you might have
been watching Nickelodeon.

36
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No, I'm almost sure that
it was the Discovery Channel.

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It was a great show.

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They also said dolphins
might be smarter than people.

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They might be smarter
than some people.

40
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Maybe we can do an
experiment to find out.

41
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That's easy enough.

42
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We'd need a large tank of
water, a hoop to jump through,

43
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and a bucket of whatever
bite-sized treats

44
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you find tasty.

45
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I don't get it.

46
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A dolphin might.

47
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Oh, I see.

48
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You guys are inferring
that I'm stupid.

49
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That's not correct.

50
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We were implying it.

51
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You then inferred it.

52
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Let's go.

53
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You know, for a group of guys

54
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who claim they spent most
of their lives being bullied,

55
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you can be real jerks.

56
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Shame on all of you.

57
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What the hell did I do?

58
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You laughed.

59
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Do you think
Penny's right?

60
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Were we bullying Zack?

61
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No,

62
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I know bullying.

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He left here unswirlied and his
ass crack was underpants-free.

64
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And nobody drew
a penis on his forehead.

65
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That happened to you?

66
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First day of cricket camp.

67
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They drew it
so the testicles were my eyes.

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I don't know, I think
we might owe the guy an apology.

69
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So go apologize.
Why me?

70
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You started it,
we just piled on.

71
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What would I even say?

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Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.

73
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Have a Milk Dud.

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A Milk Dud?
Yeah,

75
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Milk Duds,
with their self-deprecating name

76
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and remarkably mild flavor,

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are the most apologetic
of the boxed candies.

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I got a better idea.

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We're all responsible.

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I say we all go.

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Come on, who's with me?

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Free comic books
to anyone who comes with me.

83
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I might get punched.
You really want to miss that?

84
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Junior Mints are
pretty apologetic.

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You're embarrassing
yourself.

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Penny.

87
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What?
Yeah,

88
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we came to talk to Zack.
Hey, Zack.

89
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What do you want?

90
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Listen,

91
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the stuff
we were saying before—

92
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we were just kidding around.

93
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No, you weren't.

94
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You were making fun
of me.

95
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Come on, that's what we do.

96
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We give each other a hard time.

97
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Hey, Sheldon,

98
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you look
like a praying mantis.

99
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That's very hurtful.

100
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See?

101
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I don't know,
it still wasn't very nice.

102
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Milk Dud?

103
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Oh, I love Milk Duds.

104
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Okay, we're cool.

105
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Junior Mints.

106
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You guys want to come in
and have a beer?

107
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Uh, we're on our way
to the comic book store.

108
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Leonard's buying.

109
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Really?

110
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I haven't been
to a comic book store

111
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in literally
a million years.

112
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Literally?

113
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Literally a
million years?

114
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Don't.

115
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You want to go with 'em?
No.

116
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Okay, see you later.
Wait,

117
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w-w-w-wait, you're ditching me
to go look at comic books?

118
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Are you mad at me?

119
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I'm not happy.

120
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Milk Dud?

121
00:06:07,582 --> 00:06:09,650
Wow, this place
is awesome.

122
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Where do they keep
the Archies?

123
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In the bedrooms of ten-year-
old girls, where they belong.

124
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Oh, no, you're thinking
old-school Archie.

125
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It's much more
sophisticated now.

126
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Like, there's
two universes,

127
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and Archie's married
to Betty in one

128
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and Veronica
in the other.

129
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Midge is even breaking
up with Moose.

130
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No.

131
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About time, right?

132
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Hey.

133
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Hey.
You guys finally chip in
for a bodyguard?

134
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Uh, no. Oh,
this is Zack.

135
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He's a friend
of ours.

136
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Zack, this is Stuart.

137
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He owns
the store.

138
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Wow, lucky you.

139
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Yeah, I work
70 hours a week

140
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and average
$1.65 an hour.

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Sweet.

142
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Is that sarcasm?

143
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No, it's an indictment of the
American education system.

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The Archies are over here.

145
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Yippee.

146
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So are you guys coming to
my New Year's Eve costume party?

147
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Of course.

148
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We're coming as the
Justice League of America.

149
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Switching it up from last year

150
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when we came as
the Justice League of America.

151
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To that point,

152
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it occurs to me that we
might have an opportunity

153
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to finally snare
Best Group Costume

154
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if we shore up
our weak link,

155
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which is clearly
Leonard as Superman.

156
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Hey, I got
new boots this year.

157
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Guaranteed to add
three inches.

158
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That's sad.

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Let's ask ourselves:

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Is there anyone we know

161
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who would make a more manly
and convincing son of Krypton?

162
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Than Leonard
in high-heeled boots?

163
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Howard's mother
in high-heeled boots?

164
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I was thinking specifically
of the gentleman over there

165
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moving his lips
as he enjoys

166
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the latest exploits
of Betty and Veronica.

167
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Zack?

168
00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:11,688
He is the only person we know
with actual muscles.

169
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You can't replace
me with Zack.

170
00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:17,522
Why not?
Penny did it.

171
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Yeah, she seems happier.

172
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Why wouldn't we be?

173
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Score.

174
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I got an Archie,
Betty and Veronica,

175
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and a Jughead.

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All set
for my weekend number twos.

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Congratulations.

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Zack, how would you
like to be Superman?

179
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I don't know, sounds like
a lot of responsibility.

180
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Fine, if Zack's going
to be Superman,

181
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I want to be
Green Lantern.

182
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But I'm Green Lantern.

183
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You can be Aquaman.

184
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I don't want to be Aquaman.

185
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He sucks.

186
00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:55,015
He sucks
underwater.

187
00:08:56,353 --> 00:08:58,821
He sucks
fish pee.

188
00:08:58,821 --> 00:08:59,990
Excuse me,

189
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I believe Aquaman uses
his telepathic powers

190
00:09:03,386 --> 00:09:07,682
to request the fish do
their business elsewhere.

191
00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:09,290
Hey, babe.

192
00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:10,369
I'm still mad at you.

193
00:09:10,369 --> 00:09:11,348
Well, you won't be

194
00:09:11,358 --> 00:09:12,457
when you hear the great news.

195
00:09:12,457 --> 00:09:13,486
What great news?

196
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,084
We're going to
a costume party

197
00:09:15,084 --> 00:09:17,622
at the comic book store
on New Year's Eve,

198
00:09:17,622 --> 00:09:20,389
and you get to
be Wonder Woman.

199
00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:24,885
Complete with bulletproof
bracelets and lasso of truth.

200
00:09:25,554 --> 00:09:27,652
Invisible plane sold separately.

201
00:09:28,691 --> 00:09:29,950
Wait, why me?

202
00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,948
Wh-Why can't your girlfriend
be Wonder Woman?

203
00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:34,515
She and her lab team
are under quarantine.

204
00:09:34,515 --> 00:09:37,082
Seems at the Christmas party
they were doing Jell-O shots

205
00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:41,148
out of petri dishes that used
to contain yellow fever.

206
00:09:42,387 --> 00:09:45,184
Okay, what about
your friend Amy?

207
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,281
Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't
believe in wearing costumes.

208
00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:51,348
She isn't the free spirit I am.

209
00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,014
Okay, well, forget it.

210
00:09:55,024 --> 00:09:56,683
I'm not spending
my New Year's Eve

211
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,520
at a comic book store
wearing a Wonder Woman costume.

212
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:04,815
He says he'll wear it
if you'll be Aquaman.

213
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,939
What are you doing?

214
00:10:21,518 --> 00:10:22,807
We're going
to be late.

215
00:10:22,887 --> 00:10:25,424
I'm pacing nervously.

216
00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:26,653
You're jogging.

217
00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:29,989
This is how the
Flash paces.

218
00:10:29,989 --> 00:10:32,657
Just chill out, Sheldon.

219
00:10:32,657 --> 00:10:35,584
I'm not Sheldon.
I'm the Flash.

220
00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:37,192
And now I'm going
to the Grand Canyon

221
00:10:37,192 --> 00:10:38,491
to scream in frustration.

222
00:10:38,491 --> 00:10:40,719
I'm back.

223
00:10:43,256 --> 00:10:46,483
I'm Batman.

224
00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,691
Oh, I hardly think so.

225
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,218
The real caped crusader calls
his crime-fighting cohorts

226
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,317
when he's running late.

227
00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:54,725
I had to walk.

228
00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:57,792
I couldn't get Raj
on the back of my scooter.

229
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,622
I've said this before,
and I'll say it again.

230
00:11:07,622 --> 00:11:10,789
Aquaman sucks.

231
00:11:10,789 --> 00:11:13,356
Look up in the sky.
It's a bird. It's a plane.

232
00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:17,951
I forget the rest.

233
00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:22,916
All right. Let's get
this thing over with.

234
00:11:22,926 --> 00:11:24,625
I'm sorry.

235
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:27,452
But in what universe
is Wonder Woman blonde?

236
00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:30,419
Relax. No one's going to
be looking at her hair.

237
00:11:32,787 --> 00:11:35,624
Ow!

238
00:11:36,453 --> 00:11:37,452
I mean,

239
00:11:37,452 --> 00:11:39,620
ow.

240
00:11:40,719 --> 00:11:41,818
Hold on. The costume came

241
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:42,956
with a black wig.
Where is it, babe?

242
00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:44,984
No. I'm not wearing
it. It looks stupid.

243
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,583
Come on. We're trying
to win a contest here.

244
00:11:46,593 --> 00:11:47,852
Forget it. I'm not
wearing the wig.

245
00:11:47,852 --> 00:11:51,987
Honey, there's no "I"
in "Justice League."

246
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,503
Well, actually...

247
00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:59,020
Don't.
He's making our case.

248
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,888
Okay, babe. Uh...

249
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,055
Kind of embarrassing me
in front of my friends.

250
00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:05,784
Okay.
You know what?

251
00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:07,792
I changed my mind.
I'm not going.

252
00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,468
Looks like someone
else is going

253
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,885
to have to be Wonder Woman.

254
00:12:18,191 --> 00:12:19,919
Babe, open up.

255
00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:21,458
I'm not talking to you.

256
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,656
Then who are you talking to?

257
00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:29,620
Babe?

258
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,487
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,
Penny, Penny, Penny,

259
00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:35,284
Penny, Penny, Penny,
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,

260
00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:36,653
Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny

261
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:37,891
Penny, Penny...

262
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,809
What the hell
is wrong with you?

263
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:41,987
I'm the Flash.

264
00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:43,686
I just knocked 30,000 times.

265
00:12:43,686 --> 00:12:45,833
Okay. What do you
want, Sheldon?

266
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,651
I understand
why you're upset.

267
00:12:48,651 --> 00:12:50,049
Really?

268
00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:51,418
Yes.

269
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:54,725
You're afraid that costume
makes you look fat.

270
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,051
No.

271
00:12:58,051 --> 00:12:59,220
Wh-What...

272
00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,258
Does it?

273
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,617
Don't worry.

274
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:04,155
Wonder Woman
was an Amazon.

275
00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:08,850
And Amazons tend to
be very beefy gals.

276
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,805
Good-bye, Sheldon.

277
00:13:15,654 --> 00:13:18,950
But they're not blonde,
so put on your wig.

278
00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:24,115
Hello?

279
00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:37,222
Stupid Aquaman.

280
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,349
If it makes you
feel any better,

281
00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:41,588
when I was dating Penny,

282
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,156
she used to flip out
on me all the time.

283
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,384
Whoa. You dated Penny?

284
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:48,750
She didn't tell you?

285
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,988
She told me she dated
a guy named Leonard.

286
00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:53,116
Who would have
thought it was you?

287
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:55,783
Who else would it be?

288
00:13:55,783 --> 00:13:58,591
I don't know. Somebody
bigger and...

289
00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:01,188
Yeah, sure.
Why not you?

290
00:14:04,784 --> 00:14:07,122
I may have failed.

291
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:10,758
Okay, I guess we just go
without a Wonder Woman.

292
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,087
I don't want to go
without Penny.

293
00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:15,783
Oh, great. No Superman,
no Wonder Woman?

294
00:14:15,783 --> 00:14:18,221
All we've got is a skinny Flash,

295
00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:19,650
an Indian Aquaman,

296
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,659
a nearsighted
Green Lantern,

297
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,886
and a teeny, tiny
Dark Knight.

298
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:28,391
Obviously, we're no longer
a Justice League.

299
00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:32,617
We have no choice but to switch
to our Muppet Baby costumes.

300
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,423
Ooh, I call Kermit.

301
00:14:36,423 --> 00:14:38,451
I'm Kermit.
You're Scooter.

302
00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:41,857
Oh, man.
Scooter sucks.

303
00:14:41,857 --> 00:14:45,654
He's the Aquaman
of the Muppet Babies.

304
00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:49,390
No, we can still
make this work.

305
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,958
Leonard,
you talk to Penny.

306
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,956
What makes you think
I can convince her?

307
00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:54,784
You got her
to have sex with you.

308
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:57,841
Obviously, your superpower
is brainwashing.

309
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:03,715
Okay, let me see
if I understand this.

310
00:15:03,725 --> 00:15:05,953
You want me
to convince my ex-girlfriend

311
00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:08,720
to go to a costume party
with her new boyfriend

312
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,788
just so we can win
a stupid prize?

313
00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:13,556
Yes. And make her wear
the black wig. Good luck.

314
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,422
Go away, Sheldon.

315
00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:18,720
It's Leonard.

316
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,049
Oh.

317
00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:22,307
Go away, Leonard.

318
00:15:22,307 --> 00:15:24,525
Come on, let me
just talk to you.

319
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,722
It's open.

320
00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:28,521
Hey.

321
00:15:28,521 --> 00:15:30,289
I'm not going
to that party, Leonard.

322
00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:32,756
Okay, listen.
You don't have to wear the wig.

323
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:34,754
At this party,
we're gonna win first prize

324
00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,852
just by showing up with a girl.

325
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,949
It's not the wig.

326
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,717
Did I do something?

327
00:15:41,717 --> 00:15:43,416
I mean, I tried to be
friends with Zack,

328
00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,923
like you said, which believe me,
was difficult,

329
00:15:45,923 --> 00:15:48,291
given how you and me
used to be...

330
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,889
you know, "you and
me," and now you

331
00:15:49,889 --> 00:15:52,387
and him are
"you and him."

332
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:55,524
Okay, look.
We're not really "me and him."

333
00:15:55,524 --> 00:15:57,152
Then what are you?

334
00:15:57,152 --> 00:15:59,120
I don't know.

335
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,358
I only started seeing Zack again

336
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:03,386
so I wouldn't be alone
on New Year's Eve.

337
00:16:03,386 --> 00:16:05,623
How pathetic is that?

338
00:16:05,623 --> 00:16:08,151
Not as pathetic
as dressing up like this

339
00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:11,218
and going to a comic book store
on New Year's Eve.

340
00:16:11,218 --> 00:16:13,885
You make a cute Green Arrow.

341
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,958
Green Lantern.

342
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:24,055
Like there's a difference.

343
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:26,023
There's a big difference.

344
00:16:26,023 --> 00:16:28,051
Arrow.

345
00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:30,149
Lantern.

346
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:34,854
Whatever. Look,
if Zack and I had just gone

347
00:16:34,854 --> 00:16:37,282
to a regular club or a party,
it would have been fine,

348
00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:39,290
but this, with the costumes,
and you...

349
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,718
What about me?

350
00:16:43,026 --> 00:16:45,254
Nothing.

351
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,342
Let's go to the party.

352
00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:50,289
How do I look?

353
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,192
Um...

354
00:16:57,192 --> 00:16:59,619
I guarantee you'll be
the prettiest girl there.

355
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:04,025
Okay, the good news is,
we have a Wonder Woman.

356
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,134
Oh.
Yes.

357
00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:06,253
What's the bad news?

358
00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,591
Superman probably isn't

359
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,450
getting laid tonight.

360
00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:14,305
Aw, damn.

361
00:17:15,484 --> 00:17:17,551
And the award

362
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:20,049
for best group costume
goes to...

363
00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:23,056
Justice League of America...

364
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,719
Number three!

365
00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:36,183
Thank you!
Thank you so much!

366
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:39,050
Okay. Okay, ten
seconds to midnight.

367
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,189
Ten, nine, eight...

368
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,637
No, wait!

369
00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:42,986
I have a speech.

370
00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:44,554
Seven, six...
Stop counting!

371
00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:47,292
Five, four, three...
This is my moment, dag nab it!

372
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,590
Two, one!

373
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:52,636
Happy New Year!

374
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:05,953
I'm not going
to say another word

375
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:08,321
until you people settle down.

376
00:18:11,118 --> 00:18:13,286
I'm waiting.

377
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,550
That was a
great party.

378
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:21,138
We should dress like
this all the time.

379
00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:23,975
Are you high?

380
00:18:23,975 --> 00:18:26,083
You're being
a bully.

381
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,258
Check it out.

382
00:18:31,258 --> 00:18:32,786
Those guys are breaking
into that car.

383
00:18:32,786 --> 00:18:34,824
What should we do?

384
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,552
We're the Justice League
of America.

385
00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:39,250
There's only one thing
we can do.

386
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,687
Turn around
and slowly walk away.

387
00:18:49,819 --> 00:18:51,837
Nah.

388
00:18:51,837 --> 00:18:54,005
Hold up.

389
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:01,967
Look, I know our winter
thermostat setting

390
00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:03,715
is 72 degrees,
but I'm a little warm,

391
00:19:03,715 --> 00:19:05,254
so I'm going
to turn it down.

392
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:31,318
Good Lord,

393
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:35,883
how you frustrate me,
Leonard Hofstadter!

394
00:19:53,356 --> 00:19:55,683
Fine.

395
00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:58,680
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