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Ma, Ma, calm down.

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Listen to me.

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I know it says click
with the mouse,

4
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but on a laptop,
the trackpad is the mouse.

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Now, put your finger on it.

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Doesn't matter which finger.

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Good choice.

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Now move it down
to your e-mail icon.

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Yeah, the little envelope.

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What do you mean,
"What does it look like?"

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It looks like an envelope!

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Fine, you don't like
the computer,

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don't use it!

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Sure, we can exchange it
for a salad spinner. Good-bye!

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That's a Hanukkah present
you're regretting, huh?

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I won't say that
all senior citizens

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who can't master technology
should be publicly flogged,

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but if we made an
example of one or two,

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it might give the others
incentive to try harder.

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I had a great idea.

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You know how
we're always having

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to stop and solve
differential equations,

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like when you're doing
Fourier analysis,

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or using the
Schrodinger equation?

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Howard doesn't.
He's only an engineer.

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I was thinking,
we could write a little app

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that would use
handwriting recognition,

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and then run it through a
symbolic evaluation engine.

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You just use your smartphone,

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take a picture
of the equation and bam!

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You know what's a great app?
The one that makes fart noises.

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You know, Leonard,

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that's actually
a valid idea.

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Very good.

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Can you say that and not
make it sound like I'm a cat

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who learned
how to use the toilet?

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No.

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The two achievements
are equally surprising

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and equally admirable,

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though if pressed,

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I'd have to give
a slight edge to the cat.

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I'll save you the pain
and nervousness

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of waiting for the answer.

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I agree to be part of
your project. Congratulations.

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Oh, yay for me.

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What about you guys?

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I can't promise anything,

48
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but people do make money
off stuff like this.

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A few extra bucks
would be nice.

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I could finally move out
of my mother's house.

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Where would you go?

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I always dreamed about building
a little place of my own

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over the garage.

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You know, if I made more money,
I could take time off from work

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and give pretty girls
submarine rides.

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What's that?

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Some weird sex thing?

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No.

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You take pretty girls underwater

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in your private submarine,
and you show them fish.

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Why does everything
have to be dirty with you?

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I was thinking we could work
on this at night,

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and then maybe
in a couple of weeks,

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we'll have ourselves an app
to sell.

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Sounds like
we're in business.

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I think we should take a picture
to capture this moment.

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Yeah.
Oh!

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Was that the best 99 cents
I ever spent, or what?

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I checked the
App Store.

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No one is doing

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handwriting-recognition
differential equation solving.

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Oh, dear Lord, shush.

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What?

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You have so few good ideas,
Leonard.

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And you're just going
to spill the beans

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in front of an outsider?

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Who, me?

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Sheldon, I don't think
Penny cares

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about handwriting-recognition
based differential...

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She's not going
to steal our idea.

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What idea?
We're gonna write an application...

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Okay, stop, stop!

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Whatever your secret is,

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I'm sure it's boring,
so I'm not interested.

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It's not boring at all.

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You see,
in higher order mathematics,

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there are certain sets

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of equations that...
Bored.

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Satisfied?

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Hardly.

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Consider this unlikely
but very plausible scenario.

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A young woman alone
in the big city.

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Her ridiculous dream

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of becoming an actress
lies shattered about her.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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Well, hang on. Let's
see where he's going.

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Then it hits her.

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How is she going to survive?

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I mean, she has no prospects,
no marketable skills.

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And then one day,

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she meets a group of geniuses

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and their friend Howard.

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Hey, I...

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Hang on.
Let's see where he's going.

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She befriends them,
and then lies in wait

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until they reveal
a marketable idea,

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which she steals
and sells to the highest bidder.

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- That is ridiculous.
- Oh, is it?

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Let's see you come up
with an explanation

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as to why this woman hangs out
with us all the time.

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Oh, great. You know what?

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I've already mooched
dinner off you guys.

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I don't need to listen to this.

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There's your answer—
free food.

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All right,
I've taken the liberty

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of drafting
these workflow charts

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which outline our various duties
and the path we will follow

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as we develop
our ground-breaking new app.

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Hey, why am I in charge
of phone support?

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Seems a bit racist.

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A customer service
representative

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with an Indian accent
will create the impression

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we're a vast enterprise that
uses overseas call centers.

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Oh.

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Very clever.

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But still racist.

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Duly noted, Steve
from Wichita.

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Why am I listed as your
executive assistant?

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Because the word "secretary"
has fallen into disrepute.

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FYI, my mother's
birthday is coming up.

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I'm going to need you
to pick up a present.

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Okay, we need
to stop for a minute.

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Leonard, please,
we can talk during our break.

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We have one coming up
at midnight.

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We'll need snacks.

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Sheldon, you're not in charge.

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It's my idea.
I'm in charge.

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Oh, of course you are.

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Look at the organizational
chart.

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You're clearly listed
as founder.

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Well, yes, and you're listed

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as Chief Executive Officer,

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Chief Financial Officer
and Chief Operating Officer.

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You missed
Chief Science Officer,

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Chairman of the Board, and Head
of the Secret Santa Committee.

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Okay.

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You need to get clear
on this right now.

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I am in charge of this project.

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Ooh. Leonard's going all
alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...

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All right. All right,
I'm not going to argue with you.

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Sheldon Cooper is nothing
if not a team player.

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Dr. Hofstadter,
you have the conn.

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Thank you.

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I thought we might start

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by talking
about the user interface.

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Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.

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So this button here

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will allow you
to scan a new equation,

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but over here,
you can press this,

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and just substitute new values
for the coefficients.

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Good one, boss.

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What?

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This diagram.

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I assume
you were opening with a joke.

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It certainly buoyed up
this employee's esprit de corps.

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It's not a joke.
It's the real design.

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In that case, may I offer
27 little tweaks

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to make it
slightly less embarrassing?

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Sheldon, I think
this will work.

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Let's just try it my way.

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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.

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I assumed that you wanted

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candid truth-telling
from your employees,

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but I realize now,
you want the mindless nattering

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of complacent
yes-men.

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Are you done?

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If you say so, boss.

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So right now,
this button-press event

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is just triggering
a dummy procedure call...

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How about this
for the app name?

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The Surprisingly
Helpful Equation-Linked

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Differential
Optimized Numerator.

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So it spells "Sheldon."

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Does it?

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A happy accident.

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We're not doing
names now. Howard?

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Like I was saying, right now
it's just a dummy procedure,

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but eventually,
it will drop us into...

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All right, fine.

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If we're not going
to give it a name,

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can we at least give it
a secret code designation?

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- No.
- Hear me out.

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The atomic bomb
was The Manhattan Project.

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Windows 95 was originally
Project Chicago.

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For our app, I would humbly
suggest Project Nodlehs.

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That's just
"Sheldon" backwards.

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Another happy accident.

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We're not wasting time
with names right now.

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I see.

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Is that decision open
for discussion?

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No.

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Is the decision to not
discuss it open for discussion?

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No.

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Again,

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right now it's just
a dummy procedure,

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but eventually,
it will drop us into...

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I call for a vote
of no confidence

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and an immediate change
in leadership.

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Sheldon, stop it.

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When in the course of human
events, it becomes necessary

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to dissolve the bonds

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00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:02,786
that tie three competent
scientists together...

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That's enough, Sheldon.
All right, let's get right to the vote.

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Show of hands—
all those opposed

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00:09:06,573 --> 00:09:08,381
to Leonard
and his reign of tyranny.

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Okay, that's it, you're fired.

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00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:14,285
Really?

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00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:16,253
Why?

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Because you're impossible
to work with.

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I see.

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00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,281
And is that open
for discussion?

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What are you doing?

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Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.

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I think you'll be pleased

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with what the elves were up to
last night.

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00:09:42,117 --> 00:09:44,015
But I fired you.

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Oh, I know. I'm now
an independent contractor.

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No, you are
now nothing.

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You have no connection
to this project whatsoever.

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But I made it better.

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I don't want it better.
I want it my way.

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Well, that speaks volumes,
doesn't it?

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00:10:00,748 --> 00:10:04,654
All right, I suppose
I'll go put on my bus pants.

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00:10:04,654 --> 00:10:06,902
What the hell are bus pants?

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00:10:06,902 --> 00:10:09,350
They are pants one wears
over one's regular pants

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when one sits on bus seats

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that other people
have previously sat on.

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00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,702
But perhaps
from your lofty heights

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atop the corporate ladder,
you've lost touch

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with the struggles
of the common man.

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00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:24,515
Look, I'm still happy
to drive you to work.

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00:10:24,515 --> 00:10:26,353
Nothing's changed
in that regard.

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00:10:26,353 --> 00:10:29,320
We're still roommates,
we're still friends.

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00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,747
Except you identified me,
your best friend,

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as a gangrenous limb
that needed to be severed

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from the organism
and tossed away.

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The desperate act
of a little man

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with a big Napoleon complex.

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00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,115
You know what?

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00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:46,413
Go put on your bus pants.

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00:10:53,026 --> 00:10:54,964
Mm. Last night,
I had a dream

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00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:56,572
we got so rich from the app,

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you and I bought matching
side-by-side mansions.

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But...

255
00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:03,226
there was a secret tunnel

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00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:06,313
connecting your front yard
to my back yard.

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00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:12,736
What do you think that means?

258
00:11:14,105 --> 00:11:17,861
It means after we play handball,
I'm showering at home.

259
00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:23,076
Good morning, Friend Howard.

260
00:11:23,076 --> 00:11:24,375
Friend Raj.

261
00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,912
I see you gentlemen
are enjoying beverages.

262
00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:30,309
Perhaps they would taste better
out of these.

263
00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:33,645
"World's Greatest
Astrophysicist"?

264
00:11:33,645 --> 00:11:36,203
Don't thank me. You earned it.

265
00:11:37,222 --> 00:11:40,638
"Howard Wolowitz."

266
00:11:41,537 --> 00:11:44,704
Why not
"World's Greatest Engineer"?

267
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,803
I'm sorry.

268
00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,541
I typed that
into the label maker,

269
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,870
but I just couldn't press enter.

270
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,058
Now down to business.

271
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:54,245
What would it take for you
to abandon Leonard

272
00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:55,773
and join me in a rival company?

273
00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:57,941
Unless, of course,
the mugs are sufficient,

274
00:11:57,941 --> 00:12:00,478
in which case, welcome aboard.

275
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,636
We're not quitting on Leonard.

276
00:12:02,646 --> 00:12:05,473
I understand.
Your loyalty is admirable.

277
00:12:05,473 --> 00:12:09,110
But what if I were
to up the ante?

278
00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,278
What are you talking about?

279
00:12:11,278 --> 00:12:13,805
Monogrammed key chains

280
00:12:13,805 --> 00:12:16,612
with a built-in laser pointer.

281
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:21,308
No?

282
00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:24,195
How about can cozies

283
00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:27,811
emblazoned
with our university mascot?

284
00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:30,608
Go, Beavers.

285
00:12:31,577 --> 00:12:33,645
I'll be back.

286
00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,470
Okay, let's try this one.

287
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,706
"Spherical Hankel function."

288
00:12:42,706 --> 00:12:44,275
Hold on.

289
00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:45,443
That's it!

290
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:46,642
Eureka!

291
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,470
Hey, we agreed when
it was "Eureka" time,

292
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,478
we were all gonna
say it together.

293
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,677
Fine.

294
00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:52,676
Let's say it together.

295
00:12:52,676 --> 00:12:54,704
No. The moment
has passed.

296
00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:57,411
Greetings, gentlemen.

297
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,439
How goes your
little project?

298
00:12:59,439 --> 00:13:02,676
You mean,
"Project Lenwoloppali"?

299
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:05,973
Ah, a combination
of all your names.

300
00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:07,062
Very clever.

301
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:09,839
I assume "Koothranardowitz"
was taken?

302
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,176
We're actually
scanning equations

303
00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:14,544
and getting good results.

304
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,862
Oh, well then,
by all means, carry on.

305
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,770
I wouldn't want
to impede your progress.

306
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,278
Howard, did you solve
the install time problem yet?

307
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,806
No. It's a little tricky.

308
00:13:22,806 --> 00:13:24,774
I'm gonna try having it pick up
the libraries dyn...

309
00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,645
What are you doing?

310
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:37,441
Playing the theremin.

311
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:42,207
No. I mean, what are you
doing with a theremin?

312
00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:44,744
Playing it.

313
00:13:44,744 --> 00:13:47,971
I've loved the theremin
from the first moment

314
00:13:47,971 --> 00:13:50,109
I heard the original
Star Trek theme.

315
00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:51,577
And it's been killing me

316
00:13:51,577 --> 00:13:54,544
that it just sits in my closet,
gathering dust.

317
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,808
Sheldon!
We're working here!

318
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,077
That's all right.

319
00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:15,943
I can barely hear you
over my theremin.

320
00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:24,245
Well, that was a
little uncalled for.

321
00:14:24,245 --> 00:14:26,203
No, that was
completely called for.

322
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,561
We need quiet.

323
00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:29,909
So, your project is more
important than mine?

324
00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:34,145
Well, seeing as your project
is to sabotage my project, yes.

325
00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:35,703
Don't beat around the bush,
Leonard.

326
00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:36,742
If you don't want me here,

327
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,670
just say the word,
and I'll leave.

328
00:14:43,505 --> 00:14:45,603
Could have beaten
around the bush a little.

329
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,043
What you doing?

330
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,370
Trying to contact
your home planet?

331
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,938
I'm practicing my theremin.

332
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:12,806
Oh.

333
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,203
Something got you down,
there, Sheldon?

334
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,840
Leonard kicked me out
of my own apartment.

335
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,039
And his app team.

336
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:32,177
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

337
00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:34,055
He wouldn't drive me
to work today.

338
00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:36,222
I had to wear
my bus pants.

339
00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:38,141
- Is that so?
- Yes.

340
00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:39,539
And they're
still sticky.

341
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,708
Aw...

342
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,806
Probably going to have
to throw them away.

343
00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:47,341
Hey, you don't need
Leonard and his app.

344
00:15:47,341 --> 00:15:48,610
You can make one with me.

345
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,378
With you?

346
00:15:51,947 --> 00:15:54,444
Seriously,
I have a great idea for one.

347
00:15:54,444 --> 00:15:56,972
Is it better than your idea
to move to Los Angeles

348
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:58,670
and become a famous actress?

349
00:16:01,018 --> 00:16:01,617
Okay, look...

350
00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:03,515
when you see someone
wearing shoes you like,

351
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:04,894
you just snap a picture of them,

352
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,432
and the app goes on the Internet

353
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,961
to find out
where you can buy them.

354
00:16:07,961 --> 00:16:10,258
That's your app idea?

355
00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:11,197
Well, you don't like it?

356
00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:13,295
I didn't say that.
But no, I don't.

357
00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:15,823
Why not?

358
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,331
Oh, Penny,
where do I begin?

359
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,789
The simple-mindedness
of your idea

360
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:23,395
is exceeded only by its
crass consumerism and banality.

361
00:16:23,395 --> 00:16:25,293
And Leonard didn't want
to work with you?

362
00:16:25,293 --> 00:16:26,932
Imagine that.

363
00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:28,730
I know, it's baffling.

364
00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:38,790
Sheldon, I'm gonna
make some cocoa.

365
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,398
Do you want some?

366
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,156
Do you make it
with milk or water?

367
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,825
- Milk.
- Real cocoa?

368
00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,893
That's what it says
on the packet.

369
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:48,091
Do you have
those little marshmallows?

370
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,060
No, sorry.

371
00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:51,497
Well, I suppose
it's appropriate.

372
00:16:51,497 --> 00:16:52,596
What does that mean?

373
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:56,392
A disappointing drink
for a disappointing day.

374
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:00,498
Hey, look at this.

375
00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:02,526
20 people from the university
have already signed up

376
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,025
for our private beta.

377
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,293
I'm telling you,

378
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,361
the Lenwoloppali
Differential Equation Scanner

379
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:10,228
meets a real need.
We've got a hit.

380
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:11,697
What do you think we
should sell it for?

381
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,294
Well, based on the fact
that our potential market

382
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,332
is about 70 or 80 guys,

383
00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:17,461
and you want a submarine,

384
00:17:17,461 --> 00:17:19,289
I'd say about a
million dollars a pop.

385
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,596
Well, what if we put out a lite
version for half a million?

386
00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,394
You know,
get the word of mouth going.

387
00:17:25,493 --> 00:17:27,591
Hi. I'm sorry
to bother you guys,

388
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:29,389
but you've got to come
take your Sheldon back.

389
00:17:29,399 --> 00:17:31,197
What's he doing
in your apartment?

390
00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:33,625
Well, he was moping down in the
lobby, so I invited him over.

391
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,894
Now I regret it.

392
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:37,511
Why do you regret...
Uh, never mind, stupid question.

393
00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:39,899
Look, can't you just let him
play with you until bedtime?

394
00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:42,976
We're not playing.

395
00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:44,164
This is real work.

396
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,332
We're going to
be hundred-aires.

397
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:49,030
Okay. What if I got him
to apologize

398
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,398
and promise to behave?

399
00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:56,462
Then I guess we would
let him back on the app team,

400
00:17:56,462 --> 00:17:58,760
and while we're doing that,
you could take an aerial tour

401
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,927
of L.A. on your flying pig.

402
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:04,064
Okay. Wait right here.

403
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,761
I'll tell you one thing.
If I get rich enough,

404
00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:10,958
that's the kind of girl I want
to take on a submarine ride.

405
00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:15,063
And yes, that time,
I meant it to be dirty.

406
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,790
Really?

407
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,428
Leonard wants me back?

408
00:18:20,428 --> 00:18:23,565
Oh, yes. He says they
are lost without you.

409
00:18:23,565 --> 00:18:27,231
Well, we sure saw that coming.

410
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,680
That's right.

411
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,959
You know what
I'm going to do?

412
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:33,465
I am going to sit here
and just let them stew.

413
00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:38,430
No, no, no. You know,

414
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,058
they have
suffered enough.

415
00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:42,526
Everybody's
suffered enough.

416
00:18:42,526 --> 00:18:45,693
The thing is, you're going
to have to offer him

417
00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,731
a face-saving
way out of this.

418
00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:48,890
How?

419
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,098
Say you're sorry.

420
00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:51,727
Oh, no.

421
00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:55,223
Mrs. Mary Cooper
didn't raise her no liars.

422
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:58,330
Okay. Um...

423
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,128
How about this? You know
how you're always trying

424
00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:01,327
to learn about sarcasm?

425
00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,095
No.
No?

426
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:04,764
I was being sarcastic.

427
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:08,090
Oh. Good for you.

428
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:10,498
So all you have to do here
is say you're sorry to Leonard,

429
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,226
but say it
sarcastically.

430
00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:14,424
Of course.

431
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:17,361
He will hear it as an attempt
to mend fences,

432
00:19:17,361 --> 00:19:19,729
as opposed
to the withering condemnation

433
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,497
you and I will know it to be.

434
00:19:21,497 --> 00:19:24,014
Yeah. Yeah, that
was my plan.

435
00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:25,263
All right.
Come on. Let's go.

436
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:26,792
Oh, by the way,
thank you

437
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,660
for the delicious cocoa.

438
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:29,659
Oh, you're welcome.

439
00:19:29,659 --> 00:19:31,457
Boy, I'm getting
good at this.

440
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:37,131
Okay, now that you're
back on the team,

441
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,130
let's get you caught up.

442
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,628
Before you begin,
let me say again

443
00:19:40,628 --> 00:19:43,695
how deeply sorry I am
for my earlier behavior

444
00:19:43,695 --> 00:19:47,931
and how much I respect
and admire your leadership.

445
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:51,727
Thank you.

446
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,191
So as you can see,

447
00:19:57,191 --> 00:20:00,028
not only can you store
your favorite equations,

448
00:20:00,028 --> 00:20:02,226
but you can forward them
to your friends

449
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:05,523
or post them on Facebook
right from the app.

450
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,591
Well, I must say,
I am impressed.

451
00:20:07,591 --> 00:20:08,680
Thanks.

452
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,928
You all have clearly put
in a lot of hard work.

453
00:20:10,928 --> 00:20:12,096
We have.

454
00:20:12,096 --> 00:20:13,325
As a result,
you have taken

455
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,463
the most important step
on the road to success:

456
00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:17,141
learning what not to do.

457
00:20:17,141 --> 00:20:18,959
Now, let's start fresh.

458
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:21,557
Howard, we're going
to need some tea.

459
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,778
Okay, these are Uggs.

460
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,475
These are Crocs.

461
00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:35,843
These are knockoff
Manolo Blahniks.

462
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,411
Bored.

463
00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:40,388
Look, you said it yourself,
we have to create a database

464
00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:42,506
before you can write
an alga-thingy.

465
00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:43,904
Algorithm.

466
00:20:43,904 --> 00:20:46,302
You see, Penny, Alan Turing
defined an algorithm...

467
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,070
Bored.

468
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,069
Okay.

469
00:20:49,069 --> 00:20:50,878
These are Steve Maddens.

470
00:20:50,878 --> 00:20:52,776
These are Nine West.

471
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:56,272
These are Target. Oh, but don't
they look like Chanel?

472
00:20:56,272 --> 00:20:57,471
These are
Michael Kors...

473
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:10,608
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