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Morning.

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Morning.

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- Sleep okay?
- Um uh. Great!

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Hey, can I ask you something?

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Sure.

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Last night, me wanting to try
that stuff out of the Kama Sutra.

7
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Was that fun for you
or kinda racially insensitive?

8
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Yes. Just because you're in bed
with an India woman

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you think that gives you permission

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to use crazy positions
from an ancient Indian love manual.

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Hey, if you can find a book
called "Weird Sex with White Boys"

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I'd be okay with that.

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No, no, you know you have such
beautiful eyes.

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Have you ever thought about
getting contacts?

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I tried in the seventh grade.
I could never get used to them.

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Oh. That's too bad.

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Yeah. If I had contacts,
I would have been the coolest

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Debate Club president ever to be
stuffed into his own cello case.

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If you had them on now, you could
see what we're going to do next.

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That-That's okay.
I can infer from context.

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Hey, Raj, you wanna see a new
magic trick I been working on?

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Eh, Howard.

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If I may interject here
with a piece of friendly advice.

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Is working on magic tricks, really
how you want to spend your time?

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Uh, granted,
you're just an engineer, but...

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That doesn't mean you might
not someday build a geegaw

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or a thingamabob that

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that may get you a "thank you" in someone
else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

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Is the trick making him disappear?

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Sure, let's see it.

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Here.
Shuffle these.

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Okay.

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Now spread them out on the table.
Face down.

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Pick one.
Look at it.

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Okay.

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Now remember your card.
Put it back in the deck.

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Is it any wonder
he doesn't have a doctorate?

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Now remind me,
what's your birthday?

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October sixth.

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Okay, October is the tenth month.

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So 10— one plus zero
is one plus six is seven.

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Turn over the seventh card.

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How about that!

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But, is that your card?

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Yes. It is.
Very cool!

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Oh it's not cool.

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It's a childish trick, designed
to confuse and intrigue simpletons.

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How'd you do it?

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A magician never reveals his secrets.

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But surely a future
Nobel Prize winner can figure it out.

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Fine.

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Give me a second.

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You ever notice when he thinks
real hard it smells like bacon?

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- Oh hey!
- Sorry! Oop!

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Check it out.
I just got contacts.

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One, two,

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three, four, five.

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No way.

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That's your card, right?

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Seven of clubs!

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That is amazing!

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It's not amazing.

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All magic tricks are merely
a combination

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of manipulation
and misdirection

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with the occasional dwarf in
a box wiggling his feet.

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Oh, really?
So how did I do it?

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I don't care how you did it.

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I have more important things
to think about.

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Clearly, the cards
are marked.

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I thought you had more important
things to think about.

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I do.
You just happened

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to have caught me
on a break.

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Oh, let me see
those cards.

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Big deal. Not knowing

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is part of the fun.

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"Not knowing is part
of the fun."

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Was that the motto
of your community college?

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Hey, guys,
what do you think?

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Priya took me
clothes shopping.

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Hey, you look great.

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Good for you, Priya.

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I could never get that stupid
hoodie off him

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when we were...

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Well, you look great.

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Thank you.

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Lets go hang
everything up.

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Yeah, good.

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New contacts.

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I should have done this
years ago.

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So you finally getting used to
them doing it on a daily basis?

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I'm not going out with him.

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He can sleep
with whoever he wants.

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Yeah, I was talking to Raj.

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Oopsy.

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This deck is rigged in
some fashion.

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Fine. Get another deck

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and I'll do
the trick with that.

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So you're saying this is
a regulation deck?

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I'm saying believe in magic,
you muggle.

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You know, well, I'm happy
Leonard's found someone.

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Not that anybody asked.

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How many Star Trek uniforms
do you have?

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Just two:

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everyday and dress.

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Uh-huh.

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Listen, we need
to talk about something.

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Oh, my God, you're breaking up
with me!

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Why would you take me out
shopping

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and then break up with me?
That is so cruel!

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Leonard, I'm not breaking up
with you.

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Oh, okay.

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So, what's up?

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It's a little weird,

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your ex-girlfriend hanging out
here all the time.

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I know.

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I usually never see
my ex-girlfriends,

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unless their hard drives crash.

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I'm just saying, how would you
feel if I was hanging out

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with my ex-boyfriend?

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Um, not great, I guess.

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But Penny and I are
just friends.

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I don't care.

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This is a woman you have
slept with.

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If you want her around,

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then I have to wonder if maybe
you're not ready to move on.

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No, no-no-no, I'm ready!

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I gave up the gift of
sight for you.

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If that's not moving on,
what is?

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You need to cut the cord
with Penny.

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Oh... okay.

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You don't sound very confident.

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No, no, I'm confident.

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Its not like I'm unfamiliar with
the "get lost" conversation.

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Although, this will be the first
time I'll be the one saying it.

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Thank you.

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I appreciate it.

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Sure.

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Oh, God, you
smell so good.

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Of course, that
could just be

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my other senses
getting stronger.

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Hypothetically, if I had access

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to a Lieutenant Uhura uniform,
would you wear it?

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Leonard, it is a source
of great pain

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to me and my family

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that my brother has that outfit
in his wardrobe.

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Can we not discuss it?

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I'm sorry. Never mind.

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And was your card the jack
of diamonds?

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Oh, unbelievable!

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Know how he did it yet?

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Um...

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Aw, he has the same look
my little nephew gets

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when he can't figure out
how I got his nose.

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You know, I have some remedial
magic tricks

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that might be more your speed.

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Like, ooh, look!

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The pencil's rubber!

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Hey, I think I know how you did
the card trick.

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Oh, please, if I don't know,
you don't know.

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That's axiomatic.

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Come here.

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You're right.

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Not too bad for someone

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who doesn't know
what "axiomatic" means.

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Oh, hi.

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Hey, you.

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What happened with
the contacts?

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One of them's upstairs.

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The other one sort of slipped
back into my skull.

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Hey, is that one of the new
shirts Priya got you?

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Yeah.

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You don't wanna
wash that.

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No?
No, that's silk.

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Seriously, what would you do
without me?

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Yeah.

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You know, I gotta
tell you, I think

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you got a real winner
with Priya.
Yeah, me, too.

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She seems really sweet.

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Believe me, you do not want
to take that for granted.

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There are a lot of bitches
out there.

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Yeah, bitches are the worst.

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All right, I'll
see you later.

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Uh, Penny, there's something
I have to tell you.

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What?

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Okay, uh, how do I put this?

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Um... are you familiar with
Darwin's observation

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of the finches
in the Galapagos Islands?

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Did they make a movie about it?

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No.

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Then no.

191
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All right, well, anyway, Darwin
observed that when two groups

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of finches competed
over the same food source,

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eventually one of them would
evolve a different beak shape

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so they could feed on
something else.

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Okay.

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So what do you think we can
learn from that behavior

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that we can apply
to our own lives?

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Uh, a bird in the hand is worth
two in the bush?

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Sure, that has birds in it.

200
00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:04,564
It's fun talking to you,
Leonard; I always learn stuff.

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00:10:07,698 --> 00:10:10,440
I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna count that.

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00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,918
Do you really have
to wear that in bed?

203
00:10:21,031 --> 00:10:24,364
Yeah. The doctor didn't want me
to rub my eye during the night.

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00:10:24,364 --> 00:10:27,908
It was either this or one
of those giant neck cones.

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00:10:27,908 --> 00:10:32,312
So did you get
to talk to Penny?

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00:10:32,312 --> 00:10:36,026
Oh, yes.
Indeed, I did.

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00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,728
And?

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00:10:37,728 --> 00:10:40,530
She completely understood
everything I said. Case closed.

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00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:42,172
Was she upset?

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00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:45,475
Maybe, but that's
not my problem.

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00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:47,447
She's not my girlfriend,
you are.

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00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,450
I hope you weren't
cruel to her.

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00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,865
Is the autumn cruel
for letting the flowers die,

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00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:57,768
or is that just nature's way?

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00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,743
Leonard?
Leonard?

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00:11:02,743 --> 00:11:03,874
Leonard?

217
00:11:03,884 --> 00:11:05,385
What?

218
00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:08,118
I think I figured out
Wolowitz's magic trick,

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00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:11,291
and I need you
to pick a card.

220
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,836
I am not opening
that door, Sheldon!

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00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:17,167
As you wish.

222
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,827
Pick a card, put it back,
and prepare to be amazed.

223
00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:30,831
Did you pick one?

224
00:11:30,831 --> 00:11:32,272
Yep.

225
00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:37,277
Is this your card?

226
00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:38,548
Nope.

227
00:11:38,548 --> 00:11:40,751
Drat.

228
00:11:41,892 --> 00:11:44,224
Is this your card?

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00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:46,396
No.

230
00:11:46,396 --> 00:11:48,468
I'll be right back.

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00:11:57,437 --> 00:11:58,839
Pick a card, Sheldon.

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00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,284
Now look at it,
and put it back in the deck.

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00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,858
Now do you remember your card?

234
00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:09,960
Of course I do, I have
an eidetic memory.

235
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,732
My apologies.

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00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,204
Now shuffle the cards.

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00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:16,707
Shuffling.

238
00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:18,448
Wait here.

239
00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:23,924
Processing image,
cross-referencing...

240
00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:25,696
Whatcha doin'?

241
00:12:25,696 --> 00:12:28,729
I'm reverse engineering
Wolowitz's magic trick.

242
00:12:28,729 --> 00:12:32,843
What's up
with the infrared cameras?

243
00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:35,345
I'm measuring residual heat
levels on the playing cards

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00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:36,947
to determine
which one's been touched.

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00:12:36,947 --> 00:12:38,819
By the way,

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00:12:38,819 --> 00:12:40,220
if you hope to have children,

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00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,092
I suggest you switch
from briefs to boxers.

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00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,994
Your testicles look a tad warm.

249
00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:54,885
Holy crap,
are you connected

250
00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:57,057
to the Oak Ridge
National Laboratory?

251
00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,629
Yes. I'm using their
Cray supercomputer

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00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:00,931
to analyze
shuffling patterns.

253
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,874
Sheldon, that computer
is used

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00:13:03,874 --> 00:13:05,135
for national defense.

255
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:06,807
Hacking into it is
a federal crime.

256
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,980
Relax, we're not under
attack right now.

257
00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:15,625
Okay, I'm leaving before the
black helicopters get here.

258
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:20,370
And is this my card?

259
00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,803
Rats!

260
00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:29,119
I wonder if Howard used
a radioactive tracer.

261
00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:33,023
Where am I going to find
uranium-235 this time of night?

262
00:13:36,036 --> 00:13:38,238
Come on, CraigsList.

263
00:13:42,382 --> 00:13:45,415
Is it racist that I took you
to an Indian restaurant?

264
00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:48,889
It's okay, I like Indian food.

265
00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:52,362
Or as you probably call it
back home, "food."

266
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:55,305
Why didn't you wear
your contacts?

267
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:56,606
Don't you like them?

268
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,878
No, no, I do.

269
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,950
It's just I knew I was having
curry tonight

270
00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:03,483
and I only want one part
of my body to burn at a time.

271
00:14:05,325 --> 00:14:07,467
You know...

272
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,370
my company offered me a
position here in Los Angeles.

273
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:14,474
Does that mean you'd relocate
here permanently?

274
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,017
Maybe. What do you think?

275
00:14:17,017 --> 00:14:19,349
I love it.

276
00:14:19,349 --> 00:14:21,321
That's great!

277
00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:24,464
Hi!

278
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,968
Hi! Just hang on.

279
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,111
Small world.

280
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:32,282
You did talk to her, didn't you?

281
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,885
Of course, I did.
I talked and talked and talked.

282
00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:39,990
Hey! Look at Leonard
in his fancy-ass
grownup clothes.

283
00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:43,663
Way to go, Priya.
For once, he doesn't look

284
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:46,006
like a mannequin in
the boys' department.

285
00:14:47,477 --> 00:14:48,779
Hey, did he

286
00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:50,550
tell you I saved
the silk shirt?

287
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,922
No, he did not.

288
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:54,024
He was gonna throw it
in the washing machine

289
00:14:54,024 --> 00:14:56,727
with his
Spiderman underwear.

290
00:14:56,727 --> 00:14:58,498
That's our Lenny, huh?

291
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,471
Yes, that's our Lenny.

292
00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:03,724
So how's
the food here?

293
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,596
Oh, wow, that is
really, really good.

294
00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:08,598
Oh, I'm sorry.
You guys are on a date.

295
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:10,520
We can hang out
anytime. Have fun.

296
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,862
Bye.
Good night.

297
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,195
Oh, that's, hot, hot, hot, hot!

298
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:20,290
Whoo! It really
sneaks up on ya, huh?

299
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:21,712
All right, I gotta go.

300
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:29,159
It is pretty spicy.

301
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,734
Oh, I've been meaning
to tell you,

302
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,006
I figured out
your magic trick.

303
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,808
Really?

304
00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:39,009
Oh, yes.

305
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,481
In fact, I improved upon it.

306
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:43,453
I'd love to see that.

307
00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:44,725
How about you, Raj?

308
00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:46,556
Beefaroni and a show?

309
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,268
How do you turn that down?

310
00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:53,143
All right.

311
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:54,815
Pick a card.

312
00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:57,077
Okay.

313
00:15:58,148 --> 00:15:59,649
Bippity-boppity-boo.

314
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:12,382
What's with the wand
and the beep?

315
00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,144
The wand is called showmanship,

316
00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:16,516
and the beep is none
of your business.

317
00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:19,760
Oh! Excuse me.

318
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,301
I'm getting a text message

319
00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:23,864
completely unrelated
to this magic trick.

320
00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:27,477
Oh, look, my
dry cleaning's ready.

321
00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:31,381
And your card was
the five of spades. Ta-da.

322
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:35,155
These cards have barcodes
on them.

323
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,226
The wand is a reader.

324
00:16:36,226 --> 00:16:38,228
It's transmitting to your phone.

325
00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:44,004
I said, "ta-da."

326
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:45,075
Show's over.

327
00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:47,377
That's pathetic.

328
00:16:47,387 --> 00:16:50,090
Let me show you how
a real magician does it.

329
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,421
Raj, take a card.

330
00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:53,293
Don't let me see it.

331
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:55,635
Okay.

332
00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:57,137
Three of clubs.

333
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,538
Son of a gun,

334
00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,070
you're blowing my mind!

335
00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:05,786
Bippity-boppity-boo-yah!

336
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:10,761
That does it.
I'm getting uranium.

337
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:16,977
You ever gonna tell him?

338
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:20,150
Maybe.
When it stops being fun.

339
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,632
So never.

340
00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:32,302
Oh, hey, I was
just on my way to work.

341
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,774
Oh, okay,
its not important.

342
00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:34,745
It can wait.

343
00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:36,366
No, it's all right.
Walk me down.

344
00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:37,367
So, what's up?

345
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,049
Uh, I kind of have
a problem

346
00:17:39,049 --> 00:17:41,061
I was hoping
you could help me with.

347
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,122
Sure, anything.

348
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:44,634
Move out.

349
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,996
What?

350
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:47,337
Not far.

351
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:49,409
Hey, if you ever wanna
start a family,

352
00:17:49,409 --> 00:17:51,261
La Cañada has
some great schools.

353
00:17:51,261 --> 00:17:52,682
Okay, I'm not
moving anywhere.

354
00:17:52,682 --> 00:17:54,815
What the hell
is this all about?

355
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:57,387
Why does it have
to be about anything?

356
00:17:57,387 --> 00:17:59,489
Can't a fella ask
his buddy to relocate,

357
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,601
no questions asked?

358
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,003
Oh, for God's sake,
Leonard,

359
00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:04,504
this is about Priya,
isn't it?

360
00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:06,236
She doesn't want me
hanging out with you.

361
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:09,409
Yes. There, I said it.

362
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,222
Okay, look.

363
00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:14,384
I happen to like
your girlfriend.

364
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,305
And she likes you.

365
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:15,956
No, she doesn't.

366
00:18:15,956 --> 00:18:17,698
Not really, no.

367
00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:19,629
It doesn't matter.
Look, I promise from now on

368
00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:21,101
I will keep
my distance from you.

369
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,503
Well, now, hold on.
What kind of distance

370
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:25,445
are we talking about?
Because we are neighbors.

371
00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:27,748
I mean, I can hear the toilet
flush in your apartment.

372
00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:30,390
You can hear my toilet flush?

373
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,963
I don't listen for it,
but it's nice to know

374
00:18:32,963 --> 00:18:36,536
everything's okay
with your plumbing.

375
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,408
The building's plumbing.

376
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,609
Leonard, I get it.

377
00:18:39,609 --> 00:18:41,071
You're in
a new relationship now.

378
00:18:41,081 --> 00:18:42,312
And I'm happy for you.

379
00:18:42,312 --> 00:18:44,785
So why don't we
just shake hands
and part friends?

380
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:45,986
Well, now hold on.

381
00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,217
How about this?

382
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,430
How about we still hang out,
but on the down-low?

383
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,964
Are you really that kind of guy?

384
00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:55,635
No.

385
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,850
I actually felt kinda silly just
saying "on the down-low."

386
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:03,403
Good-bye, Leonard.

387
00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:07,998
Penny, wait.

388
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:11,501
Ah!

389
00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,277
Damn contacts.

390
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:23,173
Incoming.

391
00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:26,767
- Hi!
- Hey!

392
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,018
Hello.

393
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:32,032
Why so glum, chum?

394
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:34,034
Apparently,
you can't hack into

395
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,006
a government
supercomputer

396
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,607
and then try
to buy uranium

397
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:39,740
without the Department of
Homeland Security tattling

398
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,912
to your mother.

399
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:47,798
Oh, that's too bad.

400
00:19:47,798 --> 00:19:49,359
Figure out the magic trick yet?

401
00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:51,671
Figure out the magic trick yet?

402
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:53,904
Want me to tell you
how to do it?

403
00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:54,745
No.

404
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:56,476
I'll show you one more time.

405
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,078
Raj?

406
00:19:58,078 --> 00:19:59,780
Hang on.

407
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,722
This time do it with me,

408
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:05,025
so I can make sure
there's no monkey business.

409
00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:10,010
All right.

410
00:20:22,102 --> 00:20:23,814
Two of hearts.
I hate you.

411
00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:34,384
Yeah, he's gonna win
the Nobel Prize.

412
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:38,098
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