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Why hast thou forsaken me, O
deity whose existence I doubt?

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Here. Breathe
into this bag.

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What's going on?

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They stole everything, Leonard!

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Everything.

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Are you the roommate?

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Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter.
What happened?

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Your friend here called 911
to report a robbery.

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Oh, my God,
what did they get?

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What didn't they get?

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They got my enchanted weapons,

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my vicious gladiator armor,

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my wand of untainted power,

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and all my gold!

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You called the police

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because someone hacked your
World of Warcraft account?

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What choice did I have?

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The mighty Sheldor,
level 85 blood elf,

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hero of the Eastern kingdoms,

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has been picked clean, like
a carcass in the desert sun.

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Plus, the FBI hung up on me.

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Into the bag.

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They took my battle ostrich!

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- Oh, no, not Glenn!
- Yes!

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Glenn!

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The only bird I ever loved.

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Good luck, fellas.

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Oh. Well, thank you, officer.

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Wait a minute!

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You're not going to do anything?

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Mr. Cooper,
there's nothing...

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Dr. Cooper.

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Seriously?

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Not the kind with
access to drugs.

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Fine. Dr. Cooper.

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I'm sorry for your loss,

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but the Pasadena
Police Department

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doesn't have
jurisdiction in...

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Pandora.

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That's from Avatar!

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World of Warcraft
takes place in Azeroth.

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Goodness gracious, how are you
allowed to carry a gun?

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Can you at least refer me
to a rogue ex-cop?

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What?

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Wh— you know, one who was
drummed off the force

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because he refused
to play by the rules,

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and now he hires himself out

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to impose his own brand
of rough justice?

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No.

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Thank you, officer.

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It's all gone. All gone.

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I'm really
sorry, Sheldon.

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What kind of world
do we live in,

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where a man would take
another man's battle ostrich?

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I don't know.

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This act of aggression
must be met

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with swift and cruel ferocity.

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It is time to cry havoc,
and let slip the dogs of war.

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I'm on it.

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Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz.
Is, is Howard there?

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Okay, thanks.

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That particular dog of war

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will have to call you back
after his bath.

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See if Raj is done with Pilates.

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— sync, corrected by elderman —
— Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
720p BluRay x264-CLUE by lorez —

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Three thousand hours.

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Three thousand hours
clicking on that mouse,

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collecting weapons and gold.

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It's almost as if it was
a huge waste of time.

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Whoever did this
knew what they were doing.

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He got in and out
of your account in under

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15 minutes, transferred
all your stuff,

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and didn't leave
a digital fingerprint.

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Oh!

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There isn't enough
chamomile tea in the world

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to quell the rage in my heart.

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Hold on. I'm talking to an orc

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under the bridge
in Thunder Bluff

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who says if we pay him, he'll
help us track down your things.

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Can we trust him?

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I should say so;
he appears to be a member

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of the Nigerian royal family.

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Whoa! Somebody's auctioning off
a jeweled ostrich bridle!

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No. Glenn's was leather.

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He was a simple ostrich.

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Is! Is, I haven't given up hope.

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Hey.

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Hey, Penny. We're kind of in
the middle of a crisis, here.

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Oh, I know. Bernadette told me.

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Sorry, Sheldon. I know
that game meant a lot to you.

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What— "that game"?

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Excuse me, Penny, but
Doodle Jump is a game.

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Angry Birds is a game.

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World of Warcraft is a

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massively multi-player
online role-playing...

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all right,
technically it's a game.

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Bad news, the Nigerian prince
may be a fraud.

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Okay, well, anyways,
I brought you

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a day-old cheesecake
to cheer you up!

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Stale pastry
is hollow succor

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to a man who is
bereft of ostrich.

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Just say "thank you."

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I thought I just did.

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All right. See you later.

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Oh! Hello.

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Oh, hi! I was just
dropping off a cheesecake

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to Sheldon. He was robbed
of a bunch of imaginary crap

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that's useful in
a make-believe place.

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I don't know what that means.

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Yeah, well,
sadly, I do.

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Did you know last weekend
Priya took Leonard

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rollerblading
at the beach?

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Can you believe that?

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I feel like I'm supposed
to say "that bitch,"

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but I don't have
enough information.

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I am the one who
spent two years

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trying to get him to even

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go to the beach
in the first place.

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And he was so phobic about
stepping on medical waste,

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I had to carry him
to the water.

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I took Howard to the beach once.

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He almost burst into flames
like a vampire.

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So what's the thanks
I get for turning Leonard

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into quality boyfriend material?

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I have to tiptoe around
his new girlfriend.

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I think you're on.
Oh.

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That bitch!

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Want some coffee liqueur
on your ice cream?

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Ah, here's the alcohol
and drug peer pressure

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Mother warned me about.

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I was starting to think
it was never going to happen.

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Yes, please.

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You guys should've seen Leonard
when I first met him.

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There was no eye contact.

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He was either looking
up at the ceiling,

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or down at his shoes.

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I'm drunk.

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You know, for the
first couple of months,

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whenever I would
take off my bra,

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he would giggle and say,
"Oh, boy, my breast friends!"

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Well, if it makes you
feel any better,

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I'm never speaking
to Priya again.

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No, don't do that.

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No reason to be mean to her.

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This may be the
alcohol talking...

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but I believe there is.

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Are you familiar
with the recent study

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of Tanzanian chimpanzees
by Nishida and Hosaka

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out of Kyoto University?

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No, but I can name
all the Kardashians.

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Primates, such as ourselves,
have a natural instinct

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to ostracize ill-mannered
members of the troop.

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Bernadette's urge to

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shun, scowl or
fling her waste at Priya

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is hard-wired into her DNA.

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I don't have an urge
to fling my waste.

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Believe me, it's there,
we all have it.

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Hit me with some more booze,
and I'll show you.

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All right, here we are—
this is the tavern

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where all the black-market
weapon trades go down.

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I don't think my character
should be in a place like this.

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Everyone's undressing
her with their eyes.

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Maybe if you stop
dropping your sword

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and bending over to pick it up.

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Okay, what exactly
are we looking for?

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Redheaded troll,
goes by the name of Glumly.

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According to the
message boards,

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if you want to
move stolen goods

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and it's after school
hours, he's your guy.

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Leonard,
is this going

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to take much longer?
I thought we were

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going to spend
some time together.

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Uh, we are.
In the meantime,

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you're welcome to whip up
a quick character and join us.

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Seriously?

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Well, you have to put
in a credit card number,

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but it's fun.

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Maybe I should just go home.

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Our troll just walked
in! I got him!

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We got him.
We're almost done.

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So, how do

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you guys want
to play this?

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Be ruthless.
You tell him

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if he doesn't start talking,
we'll register a complaint

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with his Internet
service provider.

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00:08:07,882 --> 00:08:11,348
Sheldon, what if he gets his
Internet from his cable company?

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He could lose his HBO and all their
delightful original programming.

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I don't care!
I'm losin' it, man!

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Why don't we play this smart?

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Try a little
"good goblin, bad goblin."

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Oh, dear Lord.

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Nah, I think we have
to be more subtle.

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Okay, I see where
this is going.

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Fine, I'll have
sex with him.

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That's not where it was going.

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Good, because
I would hate that.

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Leonard, you're busy—
let's talk tomorrow.

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Oh, wait.

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- Hang on. Are you upset?
- No, no, I think

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it's sexy to date a boy
trapped in a man's body.

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Oh.

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Good, good.

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I'll tell you
what happens.

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And people think I
don't get sarcasm.

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00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,373
Well, well, well.

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00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:08,930
Look who it is.

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00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:10,009
Okay, be nice.

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00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,208
Hello.

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00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,126
Hi. We're just
heading out for a drink.

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00:09:13,126 --> 00:09:16,143
Because I do that now.

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00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:18,181
Count your blessings

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00:09:18,181 --> 00:09:20,349
you're not a Tanzanian chimp.

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00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,507
What?

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00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:23,466
Don't listen to her—

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00:09:23,466 --> 00:09:25,374
she's had a lot
of ice cream.

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Do you want to join us?

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00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:29,979
Oh, thank you,
but I have work to do.

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00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:34,545
Four women walk
down the stairs—

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00:09:34,545 --> 00:09:37,132
how many reach the lobby?

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Did your sister say anything
when you got home last night?

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00:09:44,755 --> 00:09:47,102
Oh, no, don't put me
in the middle of this.

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I'm not going to
be your go-between.

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Come on, help me out.

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Am I in trouble?

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There's no
reason to worry.

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That's a relief.

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I'm sure
many women

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in happy relationships
spend their nights

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Skyping with their
ex-boyfriend Sanjay.

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00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,534
Good news, gentlemen—
I found our hacker.

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00:10:05,534 --> 00:10:06,872
- What?
- Really?

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00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,731
Yeah. No one can hide from me,

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00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,419
not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego,

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00:10:10,419 --> 00:10:12,637
not even topless
Natalie Portman.

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00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:15,474
I've never said
these words before,

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00:10:15,474 --> 00:10:17,871
but good job, Howard!

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00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:23,366
Thanks. Our culprit
is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki, 2711

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Ocean View Road,

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00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:26,133
Carlsbad, California.

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The name and the address
drip with evil.

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00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,469
What else do we know about him?

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00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:32,287
Why, quite a
bit, actually.

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00:10:32,287 --> 00:10:35,504
I'll bet he's some loser
who lives with his parents.

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00:10:39,999 --> 00:10:42,667
Yes, he does live
with his parents.

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00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:46,972
Here's a Google Earth
shot of their house.

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00:10:46,972 --> 00:10:48,940
Excellent!
It's in a cul-de-sac.

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00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,099
We can box him in.

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00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:53,006
Hold on, you're thinking
of going there?

249
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:55,334
Carlsbad is only
a couple of hours away.

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00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,253
Fine.

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00:10:56,253 --> 00:10:58,201
You walk up to the house,
knock on the door

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and demand your stuff back.
What if he says no?

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00:11:00,199 --> 00:11:02,437
I don't know if you've been
following the news, Leonard,

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00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:04,235
but there have been
some terrific advancements

255
00:11:04,235 --> 00:11:05,833
in the field of torture.

256
00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:09,300
No one's getting tortured.

257
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,538
Fine, we'll abide by
the Geneva Convention.

258
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,966
But ask yourself this:

259
00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:15,004
in the course
of our lives,

260
00:11:15,004 --> 00:11:17,332
how much lunch money
has been taken from us?

261
00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:19,090
How many kites?

262
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,837
How many Scooby-Doo
Trapper Keepers?

263
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,965
I totally had one of those.

264
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,374
Of course you did.

265
00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:27,901
It was a fun and practical way
of organizing your school work.

266
00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:30,249
But the bullies
took it from us.

267
00:11:30,249 --> 00:11:31,238
Well, no more.

268
00:11:31,238 --> 00:11:33,406
Tonight, we take back
our dignity,

269
00:11:33,406 --> 00:11:35,504
our birthright and our pride.

270
00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,673
What do you say?

271
00:11:36,673 --> 00:11:38,171
Who's with me?

272
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:46,033
I have a hip-hop aerobics class
at 5:00; could we go after?

273
00:11:46,033 --> 00:11:48,001
Sure.

274
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,869
Also, tonight's the Sabbath

275
00:11:49,869 --> 00:11:51,438
and my mother and I
have a tradition of

276
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:53,636
lighting the candles and
watching Wheel of Fortune, so...

277
00:11:53,636 --> 00:11:54,664
If we could leave

278
00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:55,973
at 8:00, we'd still be able to

279
00:11:55,973 --> 00:11:57,572
regain our birthright
at 10:00, 10:30 latest.

280
00:11:57,572 --> 00:11:59,669
Fine.

281
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:01,967
Leonard?

282
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:04,635
Oh, geez, I-I don't know
if I can ditch Priya

283
00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:05,973
two nights in a row.

284
00:12:05,973 --> 00:12:07,132
Oh, come on, man.

285
00:12:07,132 --> 00:12:09,799
Bros before...

286
00:12:13,136 --> 00:12:14,405
my sister.

287
00:12:15,374 --> 00:12:16,902
Aw, screw it.

288
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,031
I'm in.
Me, too.

289
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,899
And me.

290
00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,916
One moment.

291
00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:28,640
I'm hell-bent on catching
a cyber criminal,

292
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,888
not the common cold.

293
00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:36,563
I'm sorry, I thought
this delay was

294
00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:39,170
so you could watch Wheel of
Fortune with your mother.

295
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,399
I am.

296
00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,037
She's just bleaching
her mustache.

297
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,235
Check it out.

298
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,403
Hey, Ma!
"Before and After!"

299
00:12:46,403 --> 00:12:49,829
Four words, 17 letters,
two N's, one V!

300
00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:52,267
MRS.
"Fanny pack of wolves!"

301
00:12:54,664 --> 00:12:55,733
That's incredible.

302
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,402
Yeah, she's kind of
a Wheel savant.

303
00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,328
Uh-oh, that's Priya.

304
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:06,003
Sitar music for her ringtone
is not cool, dude.

305
00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,661
Hit the...

306
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:11,528
Hey, sweetie.

307
00:13:11,538 --> 00:13:12,796
Yeah, I'm sorry.

308
00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:14,694
I'm gonna be working late.

309
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,001
Yeah, I-I miss you, too.

310
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,998
Okay, sure, I'll call you
when I get home.

311
00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:22,497
Okay, bye-bye.

312
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,765
Very nice.

313
00:13:23,765 --> 00:13:25,564
You lie to my sister.

314
00:13:26,902 --> 00:13:29,170
That's the nicest thing
he does to your sister.

315
00:13:36,503 --> 00:13:38,001
Oh, guess who.

316
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,530
Cover for me.

317
00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:42,866
Hello, Priya. What's up?

318
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:45,234
How would I know
if Leonard's at work or not?

319
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:47,761
Don't be suspicious.

320
00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:49,530
Look, if you want your
relationship with Leonard

321
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,198
to continue,
you're going to have to believe

322
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,966
whatever wild-eyed,
cockamamie excuse

323
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,194
the white devil
has the nerve to offer you.

324
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,929
Okay? Yeah, bye-bye.

325
00:14:00,898 --> 00:14:02,766
You owe me.

326
00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:05,504
New puzzle, Ma!

327
00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:06,802
"Same name"!

328
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,501
One N, two D's, three O's!

329
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:11,198
MRS.
Whoopi and Rube Goldberg!

330
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,536
That's uncanny.

331
00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:14,365
I know.
It's her superpower.

332
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:16,433
Well, that and jiggling
her arm fat.

333
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,827
I can't believe we're going
all the way to San Diego

334
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:23,595
to confront this guy.

335
00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:26,233
Yeah, we're kind of
bad-asses, aren't we?

336
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,601
Totally.

337
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,470
Hey, how about
we stay the night

338
00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,937
and hit Legoland
in the morning?

339
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,535
Sea World is better.

340
00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:37,561
It has Shamu, who is
literally tons of fun.

341
00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:40,828
But for the moment, let's stay
focused on Todd Zarnecki.

342
00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:43,495
Yeah, we're coming for you,
Todd Zarnecki.

343
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:47,002
And for the record, Legoland
is more interactive.

344
00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:49,070
I almost feel sorry

345
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:52,666
for the poor fool, sitting in
his split-level suburban ranch,

346
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:53,995
unaware that

347
00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:57,701
a vengeful horde is barreling
down the San Diego Freeway

348
00:14:57,701 --> 00:14:59,929
at 71 miles an hour.

349
00:14:59,929 --> 00:15:01,398
Ease up there, lead foot.

350
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:02,866
You trying to get us killed?

351
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,102
I took the liberty
of burning us

352
00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:09,200
a mix of heroic
questing music.

353
00:15:10,698 --> 00:15:14,464
This says "Beyonce
Bootylicious Dance Mix."

354
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,133
It's a
re-writable CD.

355
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,061
Just put it in.

356
00:15:18,071 --> 00:15:19,779
Beyonce? Really?

357
00:15:19,779 --> 00:15:21,627
She's curvy and she owns it.

358
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,166
I like that.

359
00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:33,565
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.

360
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,403
We are winged fury!

361
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,801
Which is still no excuse

362
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,699
for going over
the posted speed limit.

363
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:47,501
Next time we go to
kick someone's ass,

364
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,100
we take the train.

365
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,536
I always prefer the train.

366
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,753
Sheldon, let's go.

367
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,331
Coming.

368
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:03,266
Why did you bring that?

369
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,283
No weapon strikes more fear
into a man's heart

370
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,301
than a Klingon bat'leth.

371
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,447
Okay, let's get
clear on something.

372
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,535
We're just going to tell
this guy to transfer all of

373
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:16,333
your stuff back into your
account and then be on our way.

374
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,870
No one's bat'lething anybody.

375
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:22,736
So my blade shall not
taste blood tonight?

376
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:25,264
No.

377
00:16:25,264 --> 00:16:28,870
Well, now I just feel silly
holding it.

378
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:30,528
Come on.

379
00:16:30,528 --> 00:16:33,366
Can I at least
kick down the door?

380
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,833
You're welcome to try, but
the other day, it took you

381
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,770
15 minutes to get
into a FedEx box.

382
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:43,296
Who is it?

383
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,094
Your doom!

384
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,402
Don't say "your doom."

385
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:48,800
Who opens the door
for their doom?

386
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,169
Good point.

387
00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:52,167
Basket of puppies.

388
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,903
What?

389
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,561
Uh...

390
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,428
Sheldon?

391
00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:04,594
Are you Todd Zarnecki?

392
00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:06,233
Yeah. Who are you?

393
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,430
I am Sheldor of Azeroth.

394
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,069
I want my things back.

395
00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:11,198
I don't think so.

396
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,396
Let me see that.

397
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,695
Careful.
That's a collectible.

398
00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:14,784
I know.

399
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,360
I've always wanted one.

400
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:28,560
Well, he's even more cunning
than we thought.

401
00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:34,834
You know, the joke's on him.

402
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:37,162
Without the certificate of
authenticity,

403
00:17:37,162 --> 00:17:39,799
that bat'leth is worthless.

404
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:43,066
Yeah, he walked
right into our trap.

405
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:48,031
Legoland seems like
a hollow dream now.

406
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,577
Uh-oh.

407
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:53,286
What's the matter?
Something's wrong.

408
00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:54,934
I'm not getting any gas.

409
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,394
Anybody know anything about
internal combustion engines?

410
00:18:04,404 --> 00:18:05,363
Of course.

411
00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:06,862
19th-century technology.
Very basic.

412
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:09,230
Does anybody know how to fix
an internal combustion engine?

413
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,667
No. No.
Not a clue.

414
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,794
Well, we'd better call somebody
to come pick us up.

415
00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:17,661
It'd be swell
if they had a train.

416
00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:24,864
Thank you, Penny.

417
00:18:24,864 --> 00:18:27,232
No problem.

418
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,770
So, Leonard,

419
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,828
I think it's interesting
you didn't call your girlfriend

420
00:18:30,828 --> 00:18:32,037
to come get you.

421
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:34,494
Uh, I kind of
told her I was working.

422
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,332
So you lied to her.

423
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,201
Also interesting.

424
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,949
Yeah, she doesn't really
understand

425
00:18:39,949 --> 00:18:42,896
the whole Warcraft
adventure-role-playing thing.

426
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:46,562
Well, doesn't matter if she gets
it, as long as she's pretty.

427
00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:50,229
This one's funny,
Leonard.

428
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,666
How come you couldn't
make it work with her?

429
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,432
So did you at least get
Sheldon's fake stuff back?

430
00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:59,729
No. We failed
in our noble quest.

431
00:18:59,729 --> 00:19:00,778
How come?

432
00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:04,334
Todd Zarnecki was mean.

433
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:05,863
All right. Hang on.

434
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:07,301
What are you doing?

435
00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:10,328
I'm gonna show you how we
finish a quest in Nebraska.

436
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,034
Oh. Beyonce.

437
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,835
This ain't no Beyonce.

438
00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:29,829
Now what?

439
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:32,636
Give my friend his stuff back.

440
00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:34,494
I don't know
what you're talking about.

441
00:19:34,504 --> 00:19:35,963
Well, then, good news.

442
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:38,001
Today's the day a girl's
finally going to touch you

443
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,399
in your little special place.

444
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:45,164
Now give him his stuff back.

445
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,702
Okay.

446
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,161
We did it!

447
00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:52,586
I said, "we."

448
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,757
Oh, hold the door.

449
00:20:01,757 --> 00:20:03,425
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

450
00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:05,134
Going to see Leonard?

451
00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,102
Yes.

452
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,450
How have you been?

453
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,829
Fine. You?

454
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,027
Very well, thank you.

455
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,295
All right, well,
great seeing you.

456
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,493
Yeah. You, too.

457
00:20:56,952 --> 00:20:58,970
Amy's right.

458
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:02,336
I do want
to fling my poop at her.

459
00:21:03,135 --> 00:21:06,132
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