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Leonard, are you in the shower?

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I can't hear you!
I'm in the shower!

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I asked if you
were in the shower,

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but that's moot now!

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What?

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Moot! Rendered unimportant
by recent events!

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I can't hear you!
I'm in the shower!

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I have to skip
the chitchat.

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Emergency.

10
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What kind of
emergency?

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Mathematical—
32-ounce banana smoothie,

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16-ounce bladder.

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You might not
want to do that.

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I assure you I do.

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Sheldon, I'm not alone in here.

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What?

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Hello, Sheldon.

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What are you doing in there?

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She can't be in here!

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We were in here first;
you can't be in here.

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According to
the roommate agreement,

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paragraph nine, subsection B,

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"The right
to bathroom privacy

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is suspended in the event
of force majeure."

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And believe me,
I am experiencing

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a very majeure force.

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Come on, you can't
wait two minutes?

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Oh, Leonard,
let the man pee.

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Penny? Penny?

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Penny?

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What?

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Move. Move. Move!

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Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,

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you are officially charged

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with two violations
of the roommate agreement.

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Do you waive

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reading of the charges?

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Yeah, fine.

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Hang on. No.

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My client does not waive
reading of the charges.

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Oh.

43
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Cool. I've got
a lawyer.

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And I've seen her naked.

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Proceed.

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Very well.

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"Count the first:

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"On or about
the 28th day of April,

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"the accused did knowingly
and with malice aforethought

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"deny access
to the shared bathroom

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"in a time of emergency, to wit,
my back teeth were floating.

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"Count the second:
the accused exceeded

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"the agreed upon occupancy
of the shower,

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"to wit, one,
unless we are under attack

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by water-soluble aliens."

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Can I see
the roommate agreement?

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Um, it's fairly technical.

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I think I can handle it.

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Top of her class,
Cambridge University.

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Licensed to practice law
in three countries

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and your face.

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All right,
based on a cursory reading,

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it doesn't look like you have
much of a case, Sheldon.

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Do so, do so.

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Oh, I'm afraid not.

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Section seven here, on
the right to enter the bathroom

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in emergency situations,
is not specific

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as to what constitutes
an emergency.

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Oh, that's ridiculous!

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A bathroom emergency
is self-explanatory.

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Is it? If Leonard forgot
to trim his nose hair,

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could he barge in
while you were showering?

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Irrelevant. Leonard
doesn't trim his nose hair.

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He thinks because he's short
nobody can see up there.

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My point is, Sheldon,
the legal principle is,

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ambiguity in a contract benefits
the party that did not draft it,

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in this case, Leonard.

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So much for count one.
But...

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There's no buts, Sheldon;
that's how the law works.

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Schooled!

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As for the shower capacity
issue,

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I cite addendum J.

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"When Sheldon showers second,
any and all measures

84
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shall be taken to ensure an
adequate supply of hot water."

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I believe this supersedes
the occupancy issue.

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Superseded!

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This isn't over.

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No offense, but
shower sex with you

89
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is now the second best thing
that's happened today.

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Mmm, Greek food
on pizza night?

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This is the most delightfully
cruel thing we've done to Sheldon

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since we left that fake message
from Stephen Hawking

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on his voice mail.

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Seriously?

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I wish to discuss your theories
of black holes.

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Meet me at the Randy's Donut
by the airport at 2:00 a.m.

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What is that you're eating?

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Tonight is pizza night.

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I'd like to refer that
to my attorney.

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According to what I see here,

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Thursday nights
are Franconi's pizza night.

102
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Yes, and when Franconi's
went out of business,

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we switched to Graziano's.

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That's interesting.

105
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Can you just switch
restaurants like that, Priya?

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A good question, Howard.

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Turns out you can't.

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According to
the document

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you drew up, Sheldon,
the selection

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of a new takeout restaurant
requires public hearings

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and a 60-day comment period.

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Were those criteria met?

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No.

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Opa! Opa!
Opa!

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This is Greek food?

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Leonard, you hate Greek food.

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Not as much as you.

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Fine. I'm nothing
if not adaptable.

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I got you the
lamb kabob.

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Thank you.

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If you think about it,

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Greek food isn't that far
from Italian food.

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They share a spice palette.

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And what a civilization
is the Greeks'!

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They gave us science, democracy,

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and little cubes of charred meat
that taste like sweat.

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Penny? Penny?

128
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Penny?

129
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Hey. What's up?

130
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The mean Indian lady tried
to make me eat lamb.

131
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Congratulations.

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Pizza night will now
be at your apartment.

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Order one.

134
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey,

135
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I'm meeting Amy and
Bernadette for dinner.

136
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But you're welcome
to tag along.

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A girls' night?

138
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Oh, I don't know
if I'm up for an evening

139
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talking about rainbows,
unicorns and menstrual cramps.

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Okay, suit yourself.

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We'll probably be
trashing Priya a little.

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Shotgun.

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Okay, I'd like
to propose a toast

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to a wonderful
girls' night out.

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Fair warning—
we can get ca-razy.

146
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Yeah. Last week we smoked cigars
and pretended to be dragons.

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Really, Amy?

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Tobacco and alcohol?

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Need I remind you not a lot of
scientific discoveries were made

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by people having a good time?

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Why did you bring him?

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He's harshing my buzz.

153
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I felt sorry for him.

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Priya's giving him a hard time.

155
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Ooh, the Priya bashing's
starting early. Yay!

156
00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:12,420
Okay, what's up
with those pantsuits?

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I need some context.

158
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Pantsuits suck.

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And that opens her up

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to justifiable ridicule
for wearing them.

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Good one, Bernadette.

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See? Ca-razy.

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Whee...!

164
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You smell like baby powder.

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It's talc.

166
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But as that's a primary
ingredient of baby powder,

167
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I understand your confusion.

168
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Oh, I'm not
confused at all.

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You're like a sexy toddler.

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I don't know
how to process that.

171
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I do.

172
00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,580
That's too many S's
for "kissing."

173
00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:11,890
Not if they're doing it
for a long time.

174
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,820
Sheldon... have you
ever kissed a girl?

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Other than my mother,
my sister and my Mee-Maw, no.

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But in the interest
of full disclosure,

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I was once on a bus

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and had to give
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

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to an elderly nun who passed out
from heat exhaustion.

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00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,860
Every year I get
a Christmas card from her,

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signed with far
too many X's and O's.

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That doesn't count.

183
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,450
Aren't you even
a little curious?

184
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Yeah, you're a scientist—
where is the curiosity?

185
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I'm available
for experimentation.

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Thank you.

187
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Not necessary.

188
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We know everything
there is to know about kissing.

189
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It requires 34 facial muscles
and 112 postural muscles.

190
00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,730
Oh, blah, blah, blah.

191
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:02,800
Give me some sugar, bestie.

192
00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:08,310
I'm certainly glad
no one said they were curious

193
00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:11,430
about Aztec human sacrifice.

194
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:14,310
Hey, I know—
let's take Sheldon dancing.

195
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,520
Ooh, I totally want
to see Sheldon dance.

196
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,740
I bet he looks like
a spider on a hot plate.

197
00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,990
No, thank you,
but for the record,

198
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,220
I'm an excellent dancer.

199
00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,930
Proficient in the rumba,
waltz and cha-cha.

200
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:27,990
Really?

201
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,700
I don't see why
that's surprising.

202
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,410
I excel at so many things.

203
00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:33,930
You've had my sourdough bread.

204
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:36,400
Did you take dance lessons?

205
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,770
Against my will.

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00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,870
In the South,
preadolescent children

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00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,340
are forced through
a process called cotillion,

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00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:44,710
which indoctrinates them
with all the social graces

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00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:49,550
and dance skills needed to
function in 18th century Vienna.

210
00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:53,650
Oh, we are so
taking you dancing.

211
00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,020
No, you most certainly are not.

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00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,690
Well, what does your cotillion
training say is expected

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00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:00,890
of a gentleman when three ladies
ask him

214
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,930
to escort them
to a dance soiree?

215
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,270
I saved a nun's life.

216
00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,500
Why am I being punished?

217
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,410
Take us someplace we can waltz.

218
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:20,650
Where you can what?

219
00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,380
Waltz. It's a social dance
from Austria

220
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:26,420
choreographed
to a three-four time signature.

221
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,670
Oh, waltz.

222
00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,810
Here we go.

223
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:58,030
What happened to you?

224
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,270
Shake it baby,
shake it!

225
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:23,140
Muy caliente, Sheldon!

226
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,210
Care to dance?

227
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,030
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm engaged.

228
00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,050
How about you?

229
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,320
Oh, what the hell.

230
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,240
Ooh!

231
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:54,210
How come if we're
the smart people,

232
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,540
we don't do this
every night?

233
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:59,150
What's 16 times 14?

234
00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:02,680
My burps taste
like cranberry juice.

235
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:07,150
And there's your answer.

236
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:10,060
Would you like to come in
for a nightcap?

237
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,890
If you're referring
to the beverage,

238
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,430
you know I don't drink.

239
00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:14,930
If you're referring
to the hat you don

240
00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:19,230
while wearing a nightshirt and
holding a candle, I have one.

241
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,600
I have Yoo-hoo.

242
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,100
It's hard to say no to Yoo-hoo.

243
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,370
The name literally beckons.

244
00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:32,650
Make yourself comfortable.

245
00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:33,880
Thank you.

246
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:37,280
Is someone smoking?

247
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,220
Oh, that's just Ricky.

248
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,330
You own a smoking monkey?

249
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,280
Don't be silly.
He's one of the animals

250
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,430
in my department's
nicotine addiction study.

251
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,930
What's he doing here?

252
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,230
I'm giving him emphysema.

253
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,400
The least I can do is let him
hang out and watch cable.

254
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,670
Remarkable.

255
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,710
Aren't you worried
about secondhand smoke?

256
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,110
A little.
The real danger is him biting

257
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,920
my face off while I'm sleeping.

258
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,310
Is he deliberately
blowing smoke at me?

259
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:18,390
Yeah. He's kind of an ass.

260
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,300
Thank you.

261
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,100
May I share
something with you

262
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,570
that's troubling me?

263
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,990
Of course.

264
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,070
What's rattling around that
big bulbous head of yours?

265
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,910
Priya has essentially nullified

266
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:35,810
my roommate agreement
with Leonard,

267
00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:39,580
making life in the apartment
very uncomfortable for me.

268
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,950
And you want me
to kill her? Done.

269
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,820
No, of course not.

270
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:45,820
I trained Ricky how to smoke.

271
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,290
I can train him
to shoot a poison dart.

272
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:50,620
No jury would convict us
'cause people love monkeys.

273
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,460
I understand

274
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,700
the alcohol has stirred up
whatever it is

275
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,760
that makes girls go wild...

276
00:14:57,770 --> 00:15:01,730
but I really need to talk
to smart Amy now.

277
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,800
Excuse me.

278
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,440
Have you considered
that your intelligence

279
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,690
might be the very thing
causing your dilemma?

280
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,680
No.

281
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:18,990
What do you think Ricky
over here would do

282
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,620
if an interloper
encroached on his territory?

283
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:26,460
Well, when challenged, monkeys
generally assert their dominance

284
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:31,860
through chasing, assault
and a stylized penile display.

285
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:34,300
That's a little outside
my comfort zone.

286
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,800
You're being too literal.

287
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,140
My point is, he would not meekly
surrender to the rules,

288
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,870
and neither should you.

289
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,810
Are you suggesting I play dirty?

290
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,150
Yes, dirty.

291
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:50,580
Dirty... dirty... dirty.

292
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:55,860
Which brings me to our
next order of business.

293
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:02,460
Fascinating.

294
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,700
I hope you don't take
what I'm about to do

295
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,730
as a comment
on what we just did.

296
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,320
Who's to say you shouldn't be
dissecting our brains?

297
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,440
You really are an ass.

298
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,390
Morning, Sheldon.

299
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,110
Oh, good, you're up.

300
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,260
I've written a new
and improved

301
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,950
roommate agreement
that benefits me greatly.

302
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,980
I'd like you to sign it.

303
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,870
Why would I want
to do that?

304
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,640
Excellent question.

305
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,580
Do you remember
what happened to the alien,

306
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,330
played by talented character
actor Frank Gorshin,

307
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:56,450
in the Star Trek episode "Let
That Be Your Last Battlefield"?

308
00:16:56,450 --> 00:17:00,390
Uh, Captain Kirk activated
the self-destruct sequence

309
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,620
and threatened to blow up
the Enterprise

310
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,860
and kill them both
unless he gave in?

311
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,130
Affirmative.

312
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:10,160
Computer, this is
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

313
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,670
Activate self-destruct sequence.

314
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:16,270
Code 1-1-A-2-B.

315
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,940
Self-destruct sequence
activated.

316
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,980
What are you
gonna do, Sheldon,

317
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,380
blow up the apartment?

318
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:30,820
That was my first thought,
but all my cool stuff is here.

319
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:33,390
So what happens
when it counts down?

320
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:35,620
Unless Leonard signs
the new agreement

321
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,670
in the next 41 seconds,

322
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:41,630
this computer will send an
e-mail to your parents in India

323
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,860
saying that you're in
a secret relationship

324
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,220
with the
whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff

325
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,900
Leonard Hofstadter.

326
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,740
Oh, my God.

327
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,840
What's the big deal?

328
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,390
Trust me, it's a big deal.

329
00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,510
They're gonna find out
about me eventually, right?

330
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,010
Yeah, of course,
just not today.

331
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,580
20 seconds.

332
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,750
Are you ashamed of me?

333
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,950
Of course not.

334
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,580
Then why can't we
tell your parents?

335
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,920
Please, don't push this.

336
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,150
He does that all the time,
doesn't he? 15.

337
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,220
Okay, fine, Sheldon, you win.
Turn it off.

338
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,290
No, he's bluffing.

339
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,620
I never bluff. Ten.
It's blackmail!

340
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,690
Nine.
We give up.

341
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,710
Eight.
This is ridiculous.

342
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,500
It's a laptop
with a full charge.

343
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,030
Honestly,
what do you see in him?

344
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,970
Give him what he wants
or we're done.

345
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:20,930
Three.
Really?

346
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,500
Two.
Okay, I'll sign it!

347
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:27,170
Self-destruct sequence aborted.

348
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,350
You may have gone
to Cambridge,

349
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:35,400
but I'm an honorary graduate
of Starfleet Academy.

350
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,120
Good morning, Amy.

351
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:57,230
It most assuredly is not.

352
00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,660
Are you experiencing
dehydration, headache,

353
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,830
nausea and shame?

354
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:05,500
Yes.

355
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,770
I also found a Korean man's
business card

356
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:10,170
tucked into my cleavage.

357
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,470
What happened last night?

358
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,380
Ah, memory impairment;

359
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:18,980
the free prize at the bottom
of every vodka bottle.

360
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,120
Sheldon?

361
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,250
All right.

362
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,850
Last night you gave me
some excellent advice

363
00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:26,220
regarding my problem here
at home,

364
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:30,660
you kissed me and then vomited
on and off for 40 minutes,

365
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:34,460
following which you passed out
on your bathroom floor.

366
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:37,570
I then folded a towel under
your head as a pillow,

367
00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:39,500
set your oven clock
to the correct time

368
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,970
because it was
driving me crazy...

369
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,470
and I left.

370
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:47,640
Okay.

371
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,250
Don't really know
where we go from here.

372
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,920
I suggest
we treat our relationship

373
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,080
as if it were
a crashed computer

374
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,690
and restore it to the last point
we both agree it worked.

375
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:02,060
Terrific. Thank you.

376
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,360
They were out of menthols!

377
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,160
Get off my back!

378
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:13,500
Not easy living with a
temperamental little primate.

379
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,940
Come on, Priya,
just admit I embarrass you!

380
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,240
You're preaching
to the choir, sister.

381
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:22,380
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