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I must say, Penny,
this is great fun.

2
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Glad you're
enjoying yourself.

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Until I met you and Bernadette,
my trips to the bathroom

4
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had been entirely focused
on elimination.

5
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Now they have a delightful
social aspect.

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Amy, you must've been
in the bathroom

7
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with other women before.

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Of course I have.

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But they were strangers
and seemed off-put

10
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when I engaged in friendly
stall-to-stall chit-chat.

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Some women don't
like to get chummy

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when their panties are down.

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You okay in there, bestie?

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I'm fine...

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The reason I ask is
that many people

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experience bladder shyness;

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the inability to pass uri...

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Yeah, I said I'm fine.
Stop talking to me.

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She always this crabby
when she urinates?

20
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We're really not that close.

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Screw it.
I'll go later.

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And I'll be right
by your side.

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Did I tell you
Priya invited

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me and Howard to have dinner
with her and Leonard?

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Oh, that's nice.

26
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No, it's not.

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It's a strategic maneuver.

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Leonard's new girlfriend is
testing Bernadette's loyalty

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to you and the group.

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That bitch is crafty.

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- You think?
- Of course.

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How does the cheetah attack
a herd of wildebeests?

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By going after
its weakest member.

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Well, what makes me
the weakest member?

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Your trusting nature coupled
with your teeny-tiny body.

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You wouldn't last a minute
on the Serengeti.

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Okay, Amy,
you're being silly.

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I'm not concerned about
who hangs out with who.

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And I certainly
don't have a problem

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with Leonard's new girlfriend
who wears way too much makeup.

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Ooh, these are cute.

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Of course if I buy them,

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I'll have to rent
my womb out to a gay couple.

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It doesn't matter. I'm going to
tell her we can't make it.

45
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Oh, no. You have to go.

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I don't understand.

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I thought I was
a teeny-tiny wildebeest.

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You are— with hair
that smells like strawberries.

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And we're going to use that
to our advantage.

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Wait. What are you
talking about?

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By accepting the invitation,
Bernadette becomes

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a double agent
inside the enemy camp.

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She could ferret out
Priya's tactics,

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identify her weaknesses

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and feed her false
information, such as:

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Leonard's no stranger
to back-alley cockfights.

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I don't know.
I'm not a very good liar.

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They kind of whup that
out of you in Catholic school.

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Don't worry.
I'll teach you.

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I did two years
of Cub Scouts

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before they found
out I was a girl.

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Okay, I don't
know you people.

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I'm just an innocent
woman wondering

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if this shoe store will
take my Texaco card.

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How do you feel about
concealing a recording device

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in the cleavage of
your ample bosom?

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I don't want anything
in my ample bosom.

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Come on, Strawberries.
Take one for the team.

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- Okay, see you later.
- Good news.

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I finally have a handle on my
idea for three-person chess.

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That is good news. Bye.

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Uh, do you know
how I solved

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the balanced center
combat-area problem?

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Five words:

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transitional quadrilateral
to triangular tessellation.

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That... that's brilliant.

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It's what I do.

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But wait, there's more.

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I also invented
two new chess pieces.

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The serpent...
and the old woman.

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Okay, now I have to ask.
What do they do?

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When the serpent slithers
to an opposing player's piece,

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that piece
is considered poisoned

85
00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,910
and will die
after two more moves.

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All right.

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Unless... it gets to
the old woman in time,

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in which case
she sucks out the poison,

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turning her into
the Grand Empress:

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a piece combining the power

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of the knight, queen
and serpent.

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Elegant.

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That's because it's simple.

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Okay, well, I look forward
to playing with you.

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And...

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And what?

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And a third person.

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It's three-person chess.

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I must say,
ever since you started

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having regular intercourse, your
mind has lost its keen edge.

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You should reflect on that.

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Excuse me, but Einstein had
a pretty busy sex life.

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Yes, and he never unified
gravity with the other forces.

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If he hadn't been
such a hound dog,

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we'd all have time machines.

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Got it. Bye.

107
00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,780
You know I'm right.

108
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I think he's getting worse.

109
00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:16,680
Oh, my metatarsal are barking.

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- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

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00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,960
I'm just breaking in
some new shoes.

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00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,830
- Very pretty.
- Thank you.

113
00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,010
Did you know that women
wear high heels

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to make the buttocks
and breasts more prominent?

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Hadn't really thought about it.

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Look.

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Uh, sure. Very... prominent.

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Please, Leonard, don't leer,
you have a girlfriend.

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- Sorry.
- So, are you off to dinner

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with Priya, Howard
and Bernadette?

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Yeah. How did you know?

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I heard it at the mall,

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when I was shopping
with my girlfriends,

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'cause, you know,
that's kind of my life now.

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Have a good night.

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Try not to ogle my caboose
as I walk away.

127
00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,570
- Hey, you.
- Hi.

128
00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:15,110
Hey, Raj, will you
be joining us for dinner?

129
00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:17,540
The lonely guy
and the two happy couples?

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00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,350
I'd rather get a prostate exam

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00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:22,980
from a leper who walks away
with nine fingers.

132
00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:26,720
Oh, would you please stop
feeling sorry for yourself?

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00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,070
I have to feel sorry for myself.
I'm the only one who cares.

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00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:32,860
Just like I'm the only one
who'll have sex with me.

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00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,780
Really? In front
of your sister?

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00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:39,770
We shared a room growing up.
This is not news to me.

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00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:42,590
Excuse me. I'm going to go
wander the streets alone.

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Invisible, unwanted and unloved;

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a pathetic shadow
in a city with no heart.

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I forgot my windbreaker.
It's chilly.

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00:06:56,450 --> 00:07:00,390
I don't understand. Is this
a way to break in new shoes?

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00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:02,820
No. Once these puppies
touch the ground

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00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,060
they're mine,
and I'll have to wear them

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walking up and down
Hollywood Boulevard

145
00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,730
in order to pay them off.

146
00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,800
Pretty, pretty, pretty.

147
00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,270
Good news: the wildebeest
is in the curry.

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00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,740
The what?

149
00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:20,610
Bernadette is with
Priya and Leonard.

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00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:23,080
Message received.

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00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,280
Commence operation
"Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya."

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00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,630
Hey. Seriously?

153
00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:33,320
Didn't you get enough of this
cliquey crap in high school?

154
00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,350
I wish. A clique
requires friends.

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00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,890
- I didn't have any.
- None?

156
00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,190
I used to take my lunch
down to the maintenance room

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and eat with the janitor.

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00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,860
It was nice until his wife
called me a puta

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and made me stop.

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Hang on.

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00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,440
It's the wildebeest.

162
00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,110
Priya just made a snide comment
about your acting career.

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00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,980
W-What the hell did she say?

164
00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,050
She thinks it's cool
you're following your dream,

165
00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:02,950
no matter what.

166
00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:06,390
That bitch!

167
00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:09,120
How do you want
to handle it?

168
00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,960
Um, okay.

169
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,930
Tell Bernadette to tell Priya
that I'm on my way to Prague

170
00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:16,460
to shoot a movie
with Angelina Jolie.

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00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:18,160
Got it.

172
00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:21,000
Is it going
to be in 3-D?

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00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,840
What? I don't know.
It doesn't matter.

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00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,240
I'm gonna say 3-D.

175
00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,040
That'll let her know
the studio has faith in it.

176
00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:31,480
You're kidding. 3-D?

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00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,310
That's what I hear.

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00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,750
Then the studio
must have real faith in it.

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00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,850
Wonder why she
didn't tell me.

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00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:44,320
Have you been spending time
with your ex-girlfriend?

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00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,330
No...

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00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,890
Then why are you surprised
she didn't tell you?

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00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:52,470
Well, it's not as much
"surprised" as

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you know...
uh... the other thing.

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00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,440
What other thing?

186
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,440
Well, if you... uh...

187
00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,410
I don't... oh...

188
00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,980
What's the word I'm looking for?

189
00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,720
I'm not going to help you.
This is hilarious.

190
00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,190
She's also dating an astronaut.

191
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,690
Wow. That's very impressive.

192
00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:23,360
Yeah. But Leonard's
impressive, too.

193
00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,700
Thank you.

194
00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,870
"Befuddled."

195
00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:35,440
The word I was looking for
was "befuddled."

196
00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:45,590
Knight to old woman...

197
00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:50,110
six-and-a-third.

198
00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:59,220
Brilliant move.

199
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,960
Thank you.

200
00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:11,800
Will the two of you excuse me?

201
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,540
I need a hug.

202
00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:21,930
Sorry, I have company.

203
00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:29,680
Come on, Sheldon, open the door.

204
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,990
I don't want to hug you.

205
00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:34,350
I don't want to
hug you, either.

206
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,720
I was just
feeling blue.

207
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,560
Blue, as in depressed.

208
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,690
Well, not so much
depressed as lonely.

209
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,660
I don't know what
color lonely is.

210
00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,700
- What?
- Red is angry;

211
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,300
yellow is frightened;

212
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,540
green is jealous;
and blue is depressed.

213
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:53,710
Perhaps we can assign
a color to lonely.

214
00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:57,710
Nothing rhymes with orange.
It's probably lonely.

215
00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,710
All right. Come in.

216
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,380
You look positively
orange with loneliness.

217
00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:07,240
No, I don't see that
catching on at all.

218
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,160
What are you doing?

219
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,060
I'm working on my
three-person chess game.

220
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,690
Oh, cool. Can I play?

221
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:17,900
It's three-person chess.

222
00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,600
Did you bring a friend?

223
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,200
No.

224
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,700
Then as a mental exercise
I invite you

225
00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:28,580
to figure out why the two of us
can't play three-person chess.

226
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:32,980
Can you believe this guy?

227
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,720
Social protocol does, however,

228
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,390
require me to bring you
a hot beverage

229
00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:39,650
in your time of need.

230
00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:40,890
No, thank you. I'm fine.

231
00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:42,560
It's not optional.

232
00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:46,860
We're out of tea.
I hope you like bouillon.

233
00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:50,830
I, uh, I guess you're probably
wondering what's got me down.

234
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,550
Actually, I was wondering

235
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,670
if I could add
a third new chess piece.

236
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:58,220
How do you think people
would feel about Prince Joey—

237
00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:01,880
the king's feeble-minded
but well-meaning cousin?

238
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,980
I'm going to be 30 years old,

239
00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:06,080
and I have no one in my life
to love me.

240
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,750
I'm such a basket case, I can't
even talk to a woman

241
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,780
without having alcohol
in my body.

242
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:13,590
The fun thing about
Prince Joey

243
00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:17,420
is every time he moves,
there's a one-in-five chance

244
00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,060
he'll kill himself.

245
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,500
Sheldon, listen to me.

246
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,100
I have a big decision to make,
and I'm scared.

247
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:28,070
Yellow. Go ahead.

248
00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:29,520
A friend at the School
of Pharmacology

249
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,240
gave me these new pills
they're testing.

250
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,610
He says it's
the next big thing

251
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:34,010
for social anxiety disorder.

252
00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:36,380
Fascinating.
What's in it?

253
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,810
I'm not sure.

254
00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:40,110
Some sort of beta-blocker
attached to a molecule

255
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,120
extracted from
the urine of cows.

256
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,250
I like cows.

257
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,450
That's not the point.

258
00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:49,120
It was its own
point. Go on.

259
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,760
I'm a scientist.

260
00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,090
My ability to think
is my bread and butter.

261
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,930
I'm afraid if I take this,
I might lose

262
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:58,830
that special, unique something that
makes me so successful in my field.

263
00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:02,340
Rajesh, I've had
the privilege

264
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:05,340
of working alongside
you for many years.

265
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:09,540
My recommendation is that you
gobble these up like Tic Tacs.

266
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,390
Okay, I'm still trying
to work this out.

267
00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:21,360
How did Penny meet an astronaut?

268
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,320
I don't know.

269
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,680
The regular way
people meet astronauts.

270
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,430
Most of those
guys live in Texas.

271
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:31,230
Obviously, this one doesn't.

272
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,570
Okay.

273
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,470
Leonard lives here.
Priya's from India.

274
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,910
People meet, Howard.
God!

275
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,370
Fine.

276
00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:41,680
You've met lots of astronauts,

277
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,880
and I've never grilled you
about that.

278
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,410
I'd thank you to extend me
the same courtesy.

279
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,150
I'm not grilling you;
I was just curious.

280
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:54,760
I still can't get over the fact
that she got a big movie part.

281
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:59,630
Not that I care what my ex-girlfriend's
up to, 'cause I don't.

282
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,060
Maybe that's where she met
the astronaut, all right?

283
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,030
I'm sorry. What would an
astronaut be doing

284
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,700
working on a movie?

285
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,600
He's a consultant.

286
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,420
I thought the movie was
about 18th-century Vienna.

287
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,260
He can't have a hobby?

288
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:20,430
Excuse me, I have to pee.

289
00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,880
Or is that
implausible, as well?

290
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:29,490
It's nice to have another
couple to hang with, isn't it?

291
00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:33,730
All right, guys,
you have to go back.

292
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,050
I can't afford you.

293
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:38,430
No, don't send
us away; we love you.

294
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:44,100
I love you, too,
but you cost more than my rent.

295
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:47,110
But, Penny,
you look so good in us.

296
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,490
Damn it, the shoes are right.

297
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:53,910
Good golly, Penny,
your whimsy is boundless.

298
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,950
What do you got for me,
wildebeest?

299
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,990
I think they're on to me.

300
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:04,260
The story's starting
to fall apart.

301
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:06,260
Calm down.
Everything's going to be okay.

302
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,530
We may have
to kill her.

303
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:10,760
Bernadette, I'm putting
you on speakerphone.

304
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,700
Where are you now?

305
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,070
In the bathroom.

306
00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:17,800
Oh, look at this, another one of
our classic bathroom gabfests.

307
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,070
What's the problem?

308
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,540
They're just asking me

309
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,380
all sorts of questions
I can't answer.

310
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,380
Just change the subject.

311
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,380
I suppose I could get them back
to talking about Leonard

312
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,120
going to India
to meet Priya's parents.

313
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,570
What?

314
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:33,170
They said something about
going there this summer.

315
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:35,260
What, are they getting engaged?

316
00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:38,190
I don't know. I was too busy
covering my heinie

317
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,690
on Amy's stupid
astronaut story!

318
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,030
What astronaut story?

319
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,600
You texted me Penny's
dating an astronaut.

320
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,570
I texted "architect."
That's amusing.

321
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:50,440
Auto-correct
must've changed it.

322
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,170
Yeah, it's hysterical.

323
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:56,780
All right, look, just forget
about the astronaut.

324
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,810
Architect. Where would you
have met an astronaut?

325
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:03,850
Look, just find out what's up
with this trip to India.

326
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,720
I don't want
to do this anymore!

327
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,750
Don't you quit on us!

328
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,260
Bernie, you okay?

329
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,030
It was an architect!

330
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,250
Thank you for coming
with me, Sheldon.

331
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,300
You're a good friend.

332
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,870
I'm glad you think so.

333
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,970
That's what I
strive to emulate.

334
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:25,260
Okay, let's see
if this drug works.

335
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,080
Can I help you?

336
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:44,610
Forgive me for staring,
but you're very beautiful.

337
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,900
Thank you.

338
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,740
That's a great accent.
Where are you from?

339
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,900
India.

340
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,600
Oh, cool.
I've always wanted to go there.

341
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,070
It's a beautiful country.
You'd love it.

342
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,370
May I join you?

343
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:03,880
Uh, okay, sure.
Why not?

344
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,710
My name is Dr. Rajesh
Koothrappali,

345
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,210
and this is my friend
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

346
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,050
Hi.

347
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,980
There's no need
to interact with me.

348
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,850
I'm just here to observe.

349
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:14,720
What's he
observing?

350
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,660
We're scientists.
We observe everything.

351
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,890
Here, go buy yourself a scone.

352
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,590
All right.

353
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:24,230
- And what is your name?
- Angela.

354
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:27,400
Oh, derived from the word
"angel." Appropriate.

355
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,700
You're cute.

356
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,640
I'd like to buy a scone.

357
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,970
Oh, I'm sorry, we're out.

358
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,070
We have muffins.

359
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,680
They sound delicious,

360
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,480
but this money
is earmarked for scones.

361
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,460
What are
you doing?

362
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,250
Oh, just getting comfortable.

363
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:46,420
So how long have you
lived in Los Angeles?

364
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,470
I...

365
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,720
They were out of scones.

366
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,970
Sheldon, I'm talking to someone.

367
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:50,990
You're being rude.

368
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,030
I'll bet you're an actress.

369
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,430
If not, you should be.

370
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,430
You have a very expressive face.

371
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,860
Oh, my God.

372
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,020
Wait, where are you going?

373
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,490
We were doing so well.

374
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:04,940
She never even got
to see my penis.

375
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,610
Ta-da!

376
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,980
Who wants some
more coffee?

377
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,490
Thanks, yeah.
Sure.

378
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,290
Let me help you.

379
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,890
Nice to see that the gals
are getting along.

380
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,960
"Gals"?

381
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,300
Who are you, Fred Flintstone?

382
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,470
This trip to India
sounds fun.

383
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:34,900
Yeah, I think it will be.

384
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,840
Are you concerned your parents
might not approve of Leonard?

385
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,570
A little.

386
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,480
They're very old-fashioned.

387
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,040
Well, I wouldn't
worry about it.

388
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,250
It's not like you guys
are getting engaged, right?

389
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:50,420
Oh, God, no.
We're not there yet.

390
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,250
Not engaged.
Very interesting.

391
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,620
I have to tinkle.

392
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,560
You've been in there
a lot tonight. Are you okay?

393
00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,090
Yes.
Are you writing a book?

394
00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:02,230
Why are you getting upset?

395
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,900
I'm not upset.
Maybe you're upset.

396
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,200
What's up with you?

397
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,570
Bernadette?

398
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,910
I can't do this anymore!

399
00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:17,040
I'm a good girl!

400
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,380
I went to Catholic school!

401
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,380
Okay, well, it's getting late.

402
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:25,820
This was terrific.

403
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,490
You win.

404
00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:29,390
Bernie?

405
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,350
I think the word you're
looking for is "befuddled."

406
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:43,630
My catapult flings my bishop

407
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:49,710
to Howard's Queen's Gorilla two.

408
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,510
Nice.

409
00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:56,120
Okay, rook to transporter pad.

410
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,320
And he comes out at...

411
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,410
Leonard's Queen's Bishop
five-and-a-third.

412
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,560
Check on Leonard.

413
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,960
Hang on.

414
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,230
When is my pawn allowed
to use the golf cart?

415
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,050
When it's done charging.

416
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,940
Or you land on
the time machine.

417
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,340
Obviously.

418
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,110
Oh, oh...

419
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,860
Beekeeper to King 12.

420
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:31,920
I capture your pope
and release the swarm.

421
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,420
Checkmate on Sheldon.

422
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:39,860
I knew I should've given
my pope the jet pack.

423
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,900
Hey, I've got winners.

424
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,940
== sync, corrected by elderman ==

425
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:50,940
— Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
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