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Hey, you guys ready to order?

2
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Uh, sure.
Okay, Priya?

3
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Uh, I'll have
the shepherd's pie.

4
00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,530
You want to split
that with me?

5
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Oh, no, no, no,
he doesn't.

6
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Why not?

7
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Well, you have milk in
the taters,

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milk in the gravy,
parmesan crust.

9
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Your lactose-intolerant
boyfriend will turn

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into a gas-filled
Macy's Day balloon.

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Not quite accurate. The Macy's
balloons are filled with helium,

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whereas Leonard produces copious
amounts of methane.

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So, no, on the shepherd's pie.
Can we move on?

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Yeah, a little tip:
he says he can eat frozen yogurt.

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Do not believe it.

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Sea bass!
I'll have the sea bass!

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You gotta like this,

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the girlfriend and the
ex-girlfriend bonding

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over your rooty-tooty
stinky booty.

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Kill me.

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It wouldn't help.
The human body is capable

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of being flatulent for hours
after death.

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Guys, sorry I'm late.
I have amazing news.

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Bernadette, before you
change the subject,

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does anyone have any
final comments on

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Leonard's faulty
digestive system?

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So, what's your news,
Bernadette?

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The thesis committee accepted
my doctoral dissertation.

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I'm getting my PhD!

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Wow!
Oh, congratulations.

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Wow, so that means you're a
doctor, you're a doctor,

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you're a doctor,
you're a doctor,

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and Howard,
you know a lot of doctors.

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Congratulations, honey.

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Thank you.

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So, Howard, tell us,
how's it feel knowing

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that when you two get married,

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you'll be referred to
as Mr. And Dr. Wolowitz?

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Unless he takes Bernadette's
last name.

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And considering
her advanced status,

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that could open
some doors for him.

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Please, this isn't about me.
I'm proud of you.

43
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Well, you'll be
really be proud of this.

44
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I was headhunted by a big
pharmaceutical company.

45
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They're gonna pay me
a buttload of money!

46
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What?

47
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Bernadette, that's great.

48
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Howard, do you make a buttload?

49
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Better than what you've
got a buttload of.

50
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Hey, if I roll down the windows
in the car, everything's peachy.

51
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If you do it,
you're still not a doctor.

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Yeah, just a heads-up
on the car window deal.

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It helps, but everything is
not "peachy."

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55
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Oh, God, I feel
ridiculous in this dress.

56
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You look beautiful,
Lieutenant Uhura.

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Now prepare for... inspection.

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Shh, my brother's
going to hear you.

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Relax, he's got
headphones on.

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And we're ten miles above
Earth in a starship.

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Really, ten miles?

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You're orbiting inside
the atmosphere?

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Moron.

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I can't believe
I'm wearing

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my brother's Halloween costume.

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I can't believe you think
he only wears it on Halloween.

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Open the landing bay doors,
shuttle craft approaching.

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Okay, gotta go.

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Hey, what's up?

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Is that my future
daughter-in-law, the doctor?

71
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No, Ma! It's Raj!

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He's a doctor
too, right?

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Yes!

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Like Leonard and
the skinny weirdo!

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Sheldon, yes!

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Everybody's a doctor but me!

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Well, whose fault
is that?

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What's up?

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Leonard's putting disgusting
memories in

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my memory foam mattress.

81
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Can I stay here tonight?

82
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Sure, but I'm going out
with Bernadette.

83
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It'll just be you and my mother.

84
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I guess that's okay.

85
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Ma, can Rajesh sleep over?

86
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Of course, he and I
can play doctor!

87
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She's kidding, right?

88
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I don't know, she's pretty
feisty since

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they put her on
hormone-replacement therapy.

90
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Paging Dr.
Cutie Pie!

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I must say, Amy,
I was very impressed

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to see that Bernadette got
her PhD.

93
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It's indeed admirable.

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Although, it is...
microbiology.

95
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Your doctorate is in
neurobiology.

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I fail to see the distinction.

97
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I'll make it simple for you.

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I study the brain,

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the organ responsible for
Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.

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Bernadette studies yeast,

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the organism responsible
for Michelob Lite.

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Is there something wrong
with your neck?

103
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It's a little stiff.

104
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What a remarkably fragile
structure

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to support
such a valuable payload.

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Not unlike balancing a Faberge
egg on a Pixie Stick.

107
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Have you considered massage?

108
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I'd like to respond
to that sarcastically:

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Yes, I relish the thought
of a stranger covering my body

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with oil and rubbing it.

111
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I was proposing you massage your
muscles with your own hands.

112
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Still sounds like a lot
of unnecessary touching.

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Trust me. With your right hand,
locate the spot

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where the scapula meets
the acromion process.

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All right.

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Now push your third finger along
the ridge of the shoulder blade,

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making a small rotation
as you do so.

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Rotating.

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You should feel
a small node-like object

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rolling back and forth along
the bone.

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You mean the myofascial point?

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Obviously.

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Now bear down on it like
the seventh grade noogies

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we all know too well.

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Oh, dear Lord, yes, yes,
oh, yes!

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Amy, I've never been touched
like this before!

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Oh! My hands are magic!

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Don't flatter yourself.

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Your hands are blunt tools
guided by my knowledge

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of the nervous system.

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I could just as easily have
paralyzed you.

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There's someone at my door.

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That doesn't interest me.
Good-bye.

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- Can I sleep here tonight?
- Why?

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Leonard's having
astronomically inaccurate

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Star Trek sex with my sister.

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I can see how that would be
upsetting. Come in.

138
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I'll get the sheets
and blankets for the couch.

139
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Oh, don't bother.
I'll just sleep in Leonard's room.

140
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No, I can't authorize that.

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Well, he's in my bed.
Why can't I be in his?

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The Hammurabic Code is
"an eye for an eye,"

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not "a bed for a bed."

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Come on, dude, I'm exhausted,
and Tyra Banks says

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the most important item in your
makeup bag is

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a good night's sleep.

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All right.

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This is a form
indemnifying me

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from your use of
"Leonard's bedroom."

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Sign here, indicating
that I tried to stop you

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and did so using
a stern facial expression.

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Good night, Sheldon.

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Wait. Not yet.

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We still have to go over
safety procedures.

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Now, the apartment has three
emergency exits located

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here, here, and here.

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In the event of a power outage,

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luminous paint will guide you
to the nearest exit.

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00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:08,900
You're kidding.

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00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:21,770
I never kid about safety.

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What are you doing here?

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I was sleeping.

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In my bed?

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Well, I would've slept
in my own bed,

165
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but it was being used
to bring shame to my family.

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And the memory
of Gene Roddenberry.

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Oh, you heard?

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"Scotty, I need more power."

169
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Sorry. Does Sheldon know
you're sleeping in here?

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Are you kidding?
He made me sign a waiver,

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participate in
an emergency fire drill

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and take a refresher course
in CPR.

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00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,880
Thank God he had a dummy.

174
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,920
Oh, yeah.
Mouth-to-Mouth Mona.

175
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,550
You know,
she used to date Howard?

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00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,890
Oh, my God, she's that Mona?

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00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:17,420
Why can't you and my sister
spend your nights here?

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We tried. She doesn't get along
with Sheldon.

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Sheldon doesn't get along
with Sheldon.

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00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,700
It's still no reason
for me to have to listen to you

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00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,500
arm your
photon torpedoes every night.

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Okay, well, how about this:
until Priya gets her own place,

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you stay here and I'll stay at
your apartment.

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Can I bring girls here?

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You?

186
00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:41,580
Sure. Bring as many as you want.

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Okay, deal.

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Just not against their will.

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You really think you should be
eating that cake?

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Why?

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If you're gonna be

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a trophy husband
for a rich wife,

193
00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:02,600
you might want
to watch your waistline.

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00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,800
He's right.

195
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,800
A minute on the lips,
a lifetime on the hips.

196
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,670
Yeah, ha-ha.

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00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:12,240
First of all, I'm not threatened
by my fiancée's success.

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00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,340
I'm proud of her.

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00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,010
And secondly,
I have my own career.

200
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:19,150
Until you have kids.

201
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,950
Good news, Raj.

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00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:22,850
I got the blood work
back from the lab.

203
00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:25,490
You're okay to stay for a while.

204
00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,060
When did you take my blood?

205
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,290
Not important.

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00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:32,130
Your sugar was a little high.

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00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,700
I'd follow up
with your regular physician.

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00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,460
In the meantime, I have some
paperwork here

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00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,700
for you to go over.

210
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,730
What the hell is this?

211
00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:40,500
Boilerplate stuff.

212
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,770
A modified roommate agreement
for a temporary house guest.

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00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:47,540
And a living will and durable
power of attorney.

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00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:51,180
This says you can make
"end of life" decisions for me.

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00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:55,050
As your friend, let's hope it
doesn't come to that.

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00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,250
Please sign.

217
00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,090
Did you sign this?

218
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,620
There's a reciprocity
clause.

219
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,490
You get to pull
the plug on him, too.

220
00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:05,830
Well, that seems fair.

221
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:09,360
Congratulations and welcome
temporarily aboard.

222
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,900
Here's your I.D. card,

223
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:15,840
your key and your lapel pin.

224
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,370
Which Leonard was
too cool to wear.

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00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,240
FYI, part of your
responsibilities

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00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,850
as roommate pro tem
will be to drive me

227
00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:29,650
to and from work, the comic book
store, the barbershop

228
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:34,120
and the park for one hour every
other Sunday for fresh air.

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00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,760
Bring a ball or a Frisbee,

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00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,060
you know, something
he can chase.

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00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:42,300
Also, you're tasked
with bringing home

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all takeout dinners.

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00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,830
Tonight is Thai food.

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00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,470
You'll find the standard order
in appendix B

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or downloadable
from my FTP server.

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If you have
any questions,

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00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,770
here's the FAQ sheet,

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or if you prefer
the human touch,

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I do a live web chat called
"Apartment Talk"

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on Tuesday nights.

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00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:04,120
No backsies.

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00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:10,860
Sheldon, dinner!

243
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,460
What is this?

244
00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:22,270
This is the difference
between

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eating and dining.

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00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:31,610
Remarkable.
I'm just realizing how much

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Leonard's been skating by
all these years.

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00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,180
It's not a big thing.

249
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,520
Just think of me as
a brown Martha Stewart.

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00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:43,990
Hey, Sheldon,

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00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:45,460
did you change
your Wi-Fi password again?

252
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:49,060
Yes, it's "Penny, get your
own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

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Thanks.

254
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,030
Wow! What's with
the fancy spread?

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00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,730
My new roommate
is bending over backwards

256
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,340
to ingratiate himself to me.

257
00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:01,670
Uh, nice touch,
by the way.

258
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,840
What do you mean "new roommate"?
What happened to Leonard?

259
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,180
The same thing that happened
to Homo erectus.

260
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,850
He was replaced
by a superior species.

261
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,020
I'm the new Homo in town.

262
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,190
That came out wrong.

263
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,660
All right, let me try this
again. Where's Leonard?

264
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,990
He's living at my place,
so I'm living here.

265
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,030
You're living here
provisionally.

266
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:26,500
But I must say
it's looking good.

267
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,570
Oh Leonard and Priya
are living together?

268
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:30,570
That's big.

269
00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:35,540
No. Origami napkin swans...

270
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,380
that's the headline.

271
00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:41,310
It's a good thing.

272
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,620
So do you know what kind
of research you'll be doing

273
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,220
at this pharmaceutical
company?

274
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,950
Well, there are a couple of
opportunities available,

275
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:53,990
but I volunteered for the
premature ejaculation project.

276
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,900
I mean, it's not like either
one of us has heart disease.

277
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,340
Oh, I almost forgot.
I got you a little present.

278
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,110
Oh, Bernie, no.
You didn't have to.

279
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:13,410
I wanted to.
Come on, open it.

280
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:19,880
You bought me a Rolex?

281
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,080
How much did this cost?

282
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,190
Oh, you let me worry
about the money.

283
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,330
I just want my baby
to have pretty things.

284
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,800
More wine?

285
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,130
Oh, no, no, no. I've had
way too much already.

286
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,400
Here's an interesting
fact about alcohol...

287
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,070
Hit me.

288
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:48,240
Man is not the only species

289
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,110
that ferments fruit
in order to become intoxicated.

290
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,780
Can you guess what the other is?

291
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,720
sometimes they pack
the alcohol

292
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,850
in their trunks.

293
00:14:57,850 --> 00:14:59,960
Monkeys.

294
00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:06,260
When does a monkey
have a trunk?

295
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:09,500
When a suitcase just won't do.

296
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:14,370
Mmm, all right.

297
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,440
It would appear as if alcohol

298
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,470
is playing keep-away
with your intelligence.

299
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,370
Good night.

300
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,640
Please note,
it is now past 10:00 p.m.

301
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,280
Per our roommate agreement,
kindly refrain

302
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,680
from raucous laughter,

303
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,350
clinking of glasses,
and celebratory gunfire.

304
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,420
Okay...

305
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,320
explain something to me.

306
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,790
You watch Leonard put up with
that guy for years and years.

307
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:41,860
What has to break inside
your brain for you to think,

308
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,660
"Oh, Krishna, I've got to
get me some of that"?

309
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,370
Well, it's a lot better than

310
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,670
having to wear noise-cancelling
headphones in my own apartment.

311
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:53,010
What? Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.

312
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,580
Leonard's a noisy little dude
in the sack.

313
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,910
Every night.
Really?

314
00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:59,910
Even during allergy season,
when he has to alternate

315
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,880
between kissing and breathing?

316
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,090
It's my sister. Can we not
talk about this anymore?

317
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,220
Yeah. Sorry, sorry.

318
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,220
Can I tell you a secret?

319
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,660
Yeah.

320
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,860
I screwed up.

321
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,190
Leonard's a great guy.

322
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,160
Never should have
broken up with him.

323
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:22,270
Well, uh, to paraphrase Shakespeare

324
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,640
"It's better to have
loved and lost

325
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,410
"than to stay home every night
and download

326
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:29,810
increasingly shameful
pornography."

327
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,280
Ohh... you poor baby.

328
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,750
What's wrong with me, Penny?

329
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,980
Nothing, nothing.

330
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,450
You know, if we weren't friends,

331
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,590
and you hadn't brought up
that creepy pornography story,

332
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:43,990
I'd be on you like

333
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,260
the speed of light squared
on matter to make energy.

334
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:49,030
Hey, you totally got that right!

335
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,560
"E=mc2."

336
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,760
I listen.

337
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,670
I have no idea what it means,
but I listen.

338
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,370
To friendship.
To friendship.

339
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,570
Would you booze hounds
please stop that infernal clinking?

340
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,350
And the answer
was elephant!

341
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:15,650
Mmm.

342
00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:19,320
Leonard, sweetheart, we're
kissing, not eating hot soup.

343
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,960
Sorry.

344
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,860
That's my parents
on video chat.

345
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,330
Go hide
in the bedroom.

346
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,700
Oh, come on!

347
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,170
Why don't we just tell
them that we're dating?

348
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,240
Oh, we've been through this.
It's not the time.

349
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,270
When is the time?

350
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,910
I've got five brothers
and sisters.

351
00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:38,270
One of them is bound
to screw up real big,

352
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,810
and then I'll tell my parents
about you. Now, shoo.

353
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,250
Fine.

354
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,550
Hello, Mummy. Hello, Daddy.

355
00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,680
We heard there was a tornado
in Kansas City.

356
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,320
Is that close to you?

357
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,120
No.

358
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,120
Where is your brother?

359
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,920
Out with friends.

360
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,490
I don't like it, a young girl
alone in an apartment.

361
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,360
I'll sleep so much better when
you move back here next month.

362
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,860
You're moving
back to India?

363
00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:03,370
Who's that?

364
00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:05,270
Oh, my God! There's someone
in your apartment.

365
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,770
Call the police in America!

366
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:09,370
When were you going
to tell me about this?

367
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,570
Oh, hello, Leonard.

368
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,070
What a pleasant surprise!

369
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,380
Mummy, Daddy, you remember
Rajesh's friend Leonard.

370
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,710
I thought you said Rajesh
was out with his friends.

371
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:20,950
He has many friends.

372
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,550
Rajesh has many friends?

373
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,490
Why are you lying to us?

374
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:28,790
She's lying because she doesn't
want you to know we're dating.

375
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:29,790
Leonard!

376
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:30,920
Well, what difference
does it make? If you're

377
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,160
moving back to India,
we're obviously breaking up.

378
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,260
You know what?

379
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,630
I don't want to deal
with this right now.

380
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,870
So...

381
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,740
Hot in India?

382
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:53,110
Of course it is.
It always is. It's India.

383
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,780
Now, what do you have
to say for yourself?

384
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,790
Uh...

385
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:01,060
That is a beautiful tapestry.

386
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,930
Oh, God.

387
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,070
Oh, God!

388
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,510
Oh.

389
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:49,110
Okay, look.

390
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,610
This never happened.

391
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,340
Do you understand me?

392
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:57,320
Really? Still
can't talk to me?

393
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,020
What are you
doing here?

394
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:03,640
What?

395
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,550
I said, what are you doing here?

396
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,330
I live here.

397
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:10,660
I have paperwork
that says differently.

398
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,700
Priya's going back to India.

399
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,270
Irrelevant.

400
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Rajesh and I have
a good thing going

401
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,540
and you're not going to ruin it.

402
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,380
What are you doing here?

403
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,380
I've been up all night.

404
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,580
- I had a fight with Bernadette.
- Why?

405
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,550
She gave me
a beautiful watch.

406
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,420
Leonard, do you
understand this?

407
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,860
Yes.

408
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,390
Talk to him.

409
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,740
Damn.

410
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,900
What's going on?

411
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,240
Oh...

412
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,510
It's-it's not what
it looks like.

413
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,550
What does it look like?

414
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,240
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