1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,588 Gentlemen, I think I've come up with a fun way... 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,508 to get young people interested in science. 3 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,344 Physics Mad Libs. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,681 Now, give me a number. 5 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,641 - Five. - Uh-huh. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,102 And an irrational constant. 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,729 E. 8 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,313 And a funny Greek letter. 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,316 - Gamma. - I said funny. 10 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,445 - Upsilon? - Heh, good one. 11 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,406 And an electrical charge. 12 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:35,034 - Positive. - Ha, ha! Perfect. 13 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,911 Okay, get this. Ahem. 14 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,539 "Professor Jones told the symposium... 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:44,835 he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon. 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,880 Five times the limit of, heh... 17 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:51,467 e to the upsilon as it approaches..." 18 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:52,801 Ha, ha, oh, my gosh. Okay. 19 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,386 Okay, no, no. Ahem. 20 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,388 I'll start over. 21 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,681 "Professor Jo..." 22 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,311 I haven't seen him laugh that hard... 23 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,772 since the day Leonard made that multiplication error. 24 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,399 Oh, Lord, that multiplication error. 25 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,777 He thought he carried the one, but he didn't. 26 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,740 It's not funny. That mistake got published. 27 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,618 Stop, I'm gonna wet myself. 28 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,746 Guys. Guys, President Seibert is headed this way. 29 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,248 I wonder what he wants. - He doesn't look happy. 30 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,750 I'm guessing he wants Sheldon. 31 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,627 - Dr. Cooper. - Told you. 32 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,295 Ah, President Seibert. 33 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,214 I assume you'd like to respond... 34 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,258 to one of the suggestions I put in the box by your office. 35 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,678 No, and stop installing suggestion boxes everywhere. 36 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,931 You don't like written suggestions. 37 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,101 You don't like when I give them to you while in the men's room. 38 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,437 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're one of those people... 39 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,981 who are not open to suggestions. 40 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:51,860 Dr. Cooper, the Physics Department tells me you're refusing to take vacation. 41 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,738 - I don't need a vacation. - You're obligated to take one. 42 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,866 And I'd like you to know the most often received suggestion... 43 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,869 in my suggestion box you installed without asking me is: 44 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,038 "Can Dr. Cooper take a vacation?" 45 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:07,167 Okay, it's settled, then. I'll see you all on Monday. Except for you. 46 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,087 But if I don't come into work, what am I supposed to do? 47 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,548 Read, rest, travel. 48 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:15,259 I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year. 49 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,012 Sarcasm? 50 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,973 No, you should go. 51 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,879 Tonight's gonna be a good night 52 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,507 And tonight's gonna be a good night 53 00:02:55,842 --> 00:03:00,304 And tonight's gonna be a good, good night 54 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,932 Tonight's the night, uh, uh Let's live it up, uh 55 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,977 I got my money Let's spend it up... 56 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,146 Good Lord. 57 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,356 Would you stop that caterwauling? 58 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,819 What the hell are you doing? 59 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,572 Bleeding from my ears. 60 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,783 - What are you doing hiding back there? - I'm sneaking into work. 61 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,204 Now, if the guard at the university asks what's under the blanket... 62 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,706 you tell him it's some lobster traps. 63 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,958 - Lobster traps? - Yes. 64 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:34,171 That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse. 65 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,382 What are you gonna do when you get to the university? 66 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,884 People are gonna recognize you. 67 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:42,679 Will they, Leonard? 68 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,520 Fine. Just get back under your blanket and I'll drive you there. 69 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,357 And no more singing. 70 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,694 Fine. 71 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:05,535 I have GPS on my phone. I know you turned around. 72 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,414 I'm so glad you talked Howard... 73 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,918 out of having your wedding invitations in Klingon. 74 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,754 Turn it over. 75 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,759 I'm hoping my relatives think it's Hebrew. 76 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,721 This is really happening. 77 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,473 I'm gonna be a maid of honor. 78 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,559 'I'm gonna wear a beautiful dress and walk down that aisle... 79 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:33,397 and finally, I will have my special day. 80 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,148 You mean my special day. 81 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,111 They're gonna need an extra-large veil for somebody's head. 82 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,615 - If I actually ever get married. - Why wouldn't you? 83 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,743 My dad. Because I make a lot more money than Howie... 84 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,121 he's putting a lot of pressure on me to get a prenup. 85 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,081 - Ouch! - Yeah. 86 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,668 - Howie's gonna freak out. - Parental pressure can be daunting. 87 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:58,297 I remember the battle with my mother about shaving my legs. 88 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,134 Last year, I finally gave in and let her do it. 89 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,097 I just don't know how I'm gonna break it to him. 90 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,392 I'm a believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed. 91 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:13,312 That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother. 92 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,898 That's how I told his brother the same thing. 93 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,278 I don't know. I don't wanna manipulate him with sex. 94 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,613 Oh, sweetie, that's what sex is for. 95 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,784 The connection between marriage and money is nothing new. 96 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,662 The term "wed" referred to the money and livestock... 97 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,581 the groom paid the bride's father. 98 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:36,209 For example, you're adorable, intelligent and a good earner. 99 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:40,213 I could conservatively see you going for at least two oxen and a goose. 100 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,468 You would fetch a unicorn. 101 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,974 Sheldon, there are a million great vacations you could take. 102 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,351 What about Hawaii? 103 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:57,189 Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active volcano... 104 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:00,692 where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed. 105 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,864 Mahalo for nothing, Hawaii. 106 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,366 How about Florida? 107 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,534 They got Cape Canaveral, they got Disney. 108 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:13,246 They got my Aunt Ida and the world's largest collection of diabetic candy. 109 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,207 And plus, if you get sweaty enough... 110 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,001 her plastic-covered furniture is like a flume ride. 111 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,005 My family took a trip to Florida when I was a child. 112 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,176 A seagull stole a hot dog from me on the beach. 113 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,552 I got the message. 114 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,222 If I had a week off... 115 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,600 I'd go back to the Two Bunch Palms Resort and Spa in the desert. 116 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,395 I tell you, an hour on the massage table with Trevor... 117 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,815 and you'll feel like you were born without bones. 118 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,944 I don't think I could ever let a guy give me a massage. 119 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:47,572 Really? What was I doing to your neck last night while you were playing Xbox? 120 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,868 Guys, I am living in a dictatorship. 121 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:56,957 "You must take a vacation. You must have fun. You must enjoy life." 122 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:01,294 I don't think you have a good handle on dictatorships. 123 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,255 Sheldon, everybody takes vacations. 124 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,591 One time, they tried to make Richard Feynman take a vacation. 125 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,594 But he chose instead to expand his mind and learn something new. 126 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,888 He went to work in his friend's biology lab. 127 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,808 Richard Feynman was a famous American physicist... 128 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,394 part of the Manhattan Project. 129 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,897 Everyone in the world of science knows who Richard Feynman was. 130 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,150 Yeah, now you do too. 131 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:30,782 Oh. I have a brilliant idea. Amy's a biologist. I'll go work in her lab. 132 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,410 Isn't that just Feynman's idea? 133 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,329 Ten seconds ago you never heard of him, now you're an expert. 134 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,127 - Hey. - Hey, you. 135 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,629 That your laundry? You have six things in there. 136 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,131 I didn't have any quarters. 137 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:49,759 So I've been sneaking stuff into other people's loads all day. 138 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:52,888 If I tell you something, you promise not to tell anybody? 139 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,390 Doesn't matter what I say, you're gonna tell me anyway. 140 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,977 Wha...? That is not true. 141 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,772 Bernadette wants a prenup. 142 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,399 Wow. 143 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,067 That's rough. 144 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,778 If I became a famous movie star and we got married... 145 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,115 - ... you wouldn't sign a prenup? - Heh, absolutely not. 146 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,451 If I'm gonna be at home with the kids... 147 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,747 while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling... 148 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:22,626 then Leonard gots to get paid. 149 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,171 So do you think about us getting married? 150 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,797 I think about a lot of things. 151 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,592 I think about us getting married, about us breaking up. 152 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:34,971 Once in a while, I think about how I didn't leave a note on that Mercedes I dinged... 153 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,807 but then I have a glass of wine and it passes. 154 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,102 Joke all you want, but you think about it. 155 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:46,274 Well, tell you one thing, if I ever do get married, no Klingon invitations. 156 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:49,486 Good luck catching a man with that attitude. 157 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:55,909 Boy, oh, boy, this vacation is off to a wonderful start. 158 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,537 The smell of formaldehyde. 159 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,831 The whir of the centrifuge. 160 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:06,044 The distant chatter of lab animals being dispatched for dissection. 161 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,715 Mm, I can already feel my cares just melting away. 162 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,552 I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's romantic. 163 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,221 Way to kill the mood. 164 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:20,433 Come on, Sheldon. We can be like Marie Curie and her husband, Pierre... 165 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,852 who spent their days working side by side... 166 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:26,356 bathed in the glow of their love and the radium that ultimately killed her. 167 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:31,278 Screw Beauty and the Beast, that's the love story Disney should tell. 168 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,239 Okay. What do we start with? 169 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:38,034 Maybe, uh, splicing some genes. Clone a sheep. 170 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,371 Perhaps, uh, grow a human ear on a mouse's back? 171 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,748 "Ha, ha! I'm a freak." 172 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,919 Well, I'm gonna be doing some brain stem histology... 173 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,964 while you put yourself on the business end of a sponge... 174 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,591 and wash those beakers. 175 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,177 Wash those b... Oh, I get it. 176 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,973 Little hazing for the new fellow. Yeah. Better keep an eye out for, what... 177 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,975 shoe polish on the microscope... 178 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,894 or mad cow disease in my grilled cheese sandwich? 179 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,982 No, I just need those beakers washed. Hippity-hop, quick like a bunny. 180 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:12,235 Excuse me, you have Dr. Sheldon Cooper in your lab. 181 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,987 You're gonna make him do the dishes? 182 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,824 That's like asking the incredible Hulk to open a pickle jar. 183 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,120 Sheldon, you've never worked in a lab like this before. 184 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,623 You have no experience in the field of biology. 185 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,125 I have plenty of experience in biology. 186 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,961 I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998... 187 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,882 and it's still alive. Let's do this. 188 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,931 Where's Howard? 189 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,059 No, "Hi, Raj," no, "How are you, Raj?" 190 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,936 Just straight to, "Where's the other white guy?" 191 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,522 I'm sorry. 192 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:53,735 So, listen, I heard something about him. Can you keep it between us? 193 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,446 Ooh, gossip. When I first got here... 194 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,157 I thought Americans really gossiped around the water cooler. 195 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,369 I hung out there for a month, but the only gossip I heard... 196 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:05,789 was about some creepy guy hanging out by the water cooler. 197 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,334 Bernadette wants to get a prenup. 198 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,337 Oh, that's a shame. He's gonna be devastated. 199 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,631 I never know what to do in these situations. 200 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,841 - Should I give him a heads up? - Hmm. 201 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,386 I'm gonna give you the advice I yell at the TV... 202 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,263 when the Bachelor is handing out roses. 203 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,308 Follow your heart. 204 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,311 Check it out. 205 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:33,108 Look at the size of that Rice Krispie Treat. Same price, ha, ha. 206 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,527 Ahem, hey, Howard, I need to tell you something. 207 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:39,197 I know, it's not on my wedding diet. I don't care. 208 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:47,414 No. Listen, I heard that Bernadette's thinking about asking you for a prenup. 209 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,708 A prenup? 210 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,751 Heh, wow. 211 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,545 What are you gonna do? 212 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,215 I don't know. 213 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,384 Follow your heart. 214 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,018 You know what? It's not a big deal. 215 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,187 I mean, she makes more money than me. 216 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,816 She wants to protect her financial interests. 217 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,944 - It's completely reasonable. - Good, that's a healthy attitude. 218 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,448 Actually, it's good for both of us. I have assets to protect too. 219 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,533 Like what? 220 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,744 Well, I've got some rare comic books. 221 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,246 You know, the Vespa's almost paid off. 222 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,375 Ma and I have a primo double cemetery plot at Mt. Sinai... 223 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,837 right near the guy who played Mr. Roper on Three's Company. 224 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,256 Mr. Roper's dead? 225 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,011 You can't just spring that on a guy. 226 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,556 Here you go. 227 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,727 This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates... 228 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,272 and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan. 229 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,108 Soap spots. Wash them again. 230 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,154 You're being ridiculous. Those are perfectly clean. 231 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,365 This beaker used to contain cerebrospinal fluid... 232 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,618 from an elephant that died of syphilis. 233 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,162 If it's, in fact, perfectly clean, drink from it. 234 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,713 Biologists are mean. 235 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,593 Perhaps this task will be a little bit more up your alley. 236 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,763 I need you to count the bacteria spores on these petri dishes. 237 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,098 There was something wrong with that detergent. 238 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,268 - That was way too bubbly. - I'm sure it was. 239 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,814 I intend to write that soap company a strongly-worded letter. 240 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,983 Yeah, good for you. Now start counting. 241 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:41,069 You know what this place needs? 242 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,863 A suggestion box. 243 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:49,452 Three hundred sixty-six. Three hundred sixty-seven. 244 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,954 How's it going? 245 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,081 How's counting going? 246 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,666 When I was in kindergarten... 247 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,878 I recited pi to a thousand places for the school talent show. 248 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,548 - I think I got this. - Great. 249 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,138 Aw, nuts. 250 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,226 One. 251 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,688 This is preposterous. 252 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,315 You're giving me these tasks because you're afraid... 253 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,986 if you give me anything meaningful to do, I'll show you up. 254 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,029 Really? Is that what you think? 255 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,447 Yes, that's what I think. 256 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,659 And I'm super smart, so it's probably true. 257 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,830 Hey, I've been training in the field of neurobiology for 12 years. 258 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,542 You've been here three hours and you spent one of them in the bathroom. 259 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:42,714 Well, I'm sorry, it takes me a while to get things going on an unfamiliar toilet. 260 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:47,343 I've given you the simplest things to do and you haven't done one of them right. 261 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,554 That's because I'm not being challenged. 262 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,723 It's the same reason Einstein failed math. 263 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,058 Maybe the math was too bubbly for him. 264 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,228 You think you're doing science by cutting up that brain? 265 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,105 They could do the same at Quiznos. 266 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,567 And they'd offer to toast it for me too. 267 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,986 Okay, smart guy. 268 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:09,157 I'm about to remove the locus coeruleus, which is incredibly delicate work. 269 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,409 Have at it. 270 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,370 All right. 271 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:18,291 I'm no stranger to a little gray matter. 272 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:28,509 Locus coeruleus. 273 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,888 You're getting warmer. It is indeed in the brain. 274 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,601 Hope your hands are steady. It's the width of a single hair. 275 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,063 But this is just biology, so it's no problem for a genius like you. 276 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,358 It's not. I will have you know in the field of physics we work... 277 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:47,236 with particles so small they make fat jokes about the locus coeruleus... 278 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,783 I.e., when your locus coeruleus sits around the house... 279 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,077 it sits around the house. 280 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,582 Oh. 281 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,502 - Are we nervous, Dr. Cooper? - No. 282 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:08,341 What you see is a man trembling with confidence. 283 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,138 Does the locus coeruleus normally bleed that much? 284 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,724 No, but your thumb does. 285 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,980 Oh, dear. 286 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,944 Yeah, you're a biologist. 287 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,616 What are you doing here? 288 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,910 I'm on vacation. 289 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,623 Social convention dictates that I let my hair down at a local watering hole. 290 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,295 Social convention is stupid. 291 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,340 What happened to your thumb? 292 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,509 Yeah, I have ten fingers and ten toes. 293 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,805 If I tell you a story about each of them, we'll be here all day. Let's move on. 294 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,599 - What can I get you? - Ah. 295 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,729 Seeing as I'm on vacation, a pina colada seems appropriate. 296 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,440 Extra pineapple slices, extra whipped cream... 297 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:09,861 extra cherries, extra umbrellas, and, uh, hold the rum. 298 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,740 Don't let me have too many of those. 299 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,200 Hey. What are you guys doing here? 300 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,370 We're grown men. We drink at bars, heh. 301 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,831 No and no. 302 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,960 Everything okay with you and Bernadette? 303 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,463 Oh, yeah, sure. 304 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,175 - You and Amy? Good? - Oh, better than good. 305 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,512 Those girls text me every detail of their lives as it happens. 306 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,015 I'm not signing a prenup. 307 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:43,186 All right, Wolowitz, listen up. You sign anything she puts in front of you. 308 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,146 You are the luckiest man alive. 309 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,107 If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else. 310 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,861 Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not gonna happen, we had a meeting. 311 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,572 And you. 312 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,533 A grown man fainting at the sight of a little blood. 313 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,497 Excuse me, this is a fairly substantial wound. You... 314 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,754 Amy. Amy. 315 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,465 Amy. 316 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,676 What do you want? 317 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:20,848 I was kind of hoping I could continue vacationing in your laboratory. 318 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,601 After all, I did book the whole week. 319 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,231 Do you honestly think you can just waltz back in here... 320 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,358 after the way you behaved yesterday? 321 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:35,738 I was not myself. I had lost a lot of thumb blood. 322 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:41,119 - That's not an apology. - That is your opinion. 323 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,329 I want a real apology. 324 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:49,752 - I'm sorry that you weren't able to... - No. 325 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,964 - That my genius got... - No. 326 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,592 - That the soap was so... - Sheldon. 327 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,054 Fine. 328 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,226 Sorry. 329 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,937 You're forgiven. 330 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,480 Now, if you wanna stay... 331 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,984 get started on those beakers. They're still dirty from yesterday. 332 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,490 Next year, I'm going to Epcot. 333 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,123 Are you mad at me? 334 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,041 No. I'm not mad at you. 335 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,878 I just wish you would've come to me... 336 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,590 so I didn't have to hear it through the nerd-vine. 337 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,011 So, what are we gonna do? 338 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,056 - You really want me to sign a prenup? - I don't know. 339 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,392 My dad's pretty insistent on it, though. 340 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,519 Why don't I talk to your dad? 341 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,688 - Man to man. - Really? 342 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,900 - Oh, that'd be so great. Heh. - Done. 343 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:59,030 I should probably give you a heads up about a couple things. 344 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,659 Even though he's retired from the police force, he still carries his gun. 345 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,705 But don't worry, he won't shoot it. It's more of a fashion statement. 346 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,917 Okay, heh. 347 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,377 And just to be safe, when you talk to him... 348 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,047 don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners... 349 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:19,550 foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control... 350 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,886 organic food, the designated hitter rule... 351 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,472 recycling or the fact that you're Jewish. 352 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,437 Got it, got it. Will you e-mail me that list, heh? 353 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,275 So the thing to watch for, if he's shouting at you, you're okay. 354 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,277 But if he starts to get real quiet... 355 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:42,198 leave as quickly as you can without making eye contact. 356 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:46,786 Not in a straight line, throw some zigs and zags in there. 357 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,249 You know, this isn't that pressing. 358 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,834 Why don't I talk to him about it in May, heh? 359 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,588 In May you're gonna be on the International Space Station. 360 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,757 They got a phone.