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I love this part!

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Me, too!

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I have strongly mixed feelings!

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So, Howard's really
in space, huh?

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Mm-hmm, International
Space Station.

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250 miles that way.

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Right now, Howard's
staring down at our planet

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like a tiny Jewish Greek god.

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Zeusowitz.

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I must admit,

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I can't help
but feel a twinge of envy.

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He can look out the window and
see the majesty of the universe

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unfolding before his eyes.

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His dim, uncomprehending eyes.

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It's like a cat
in an airport carrying case.

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You know, it's not exactly
glamorous up there.

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The water that
the astronauts drink

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is made from each other's
recycled urine.

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Must be nice.

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Nobody wants anything
that comes out of me.

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I wonder what he's
doing right this very second.

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Mm, conducting experiments
in zero gravity.

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Peering through his telescope
at the birth of the cosmos.

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Whatever it is, we know his
life will never be the same.

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Howard! Can you hear me?

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I can hear you
without the phone!

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Don't be snippy.

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I'm just excited to talk
to my baby!

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I'm excited to talk to you, too.

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So, what's this mishegas
about you moving out

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to go live with
the little Polish girl?

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How about calling her my wife?

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Wives don't take boys
from their mothers.

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They do.
That's why we marry them!

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I just hope I'm not dead
from a broken heart

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before you get back.

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Ma, please. Everyone from NASA
is listening to this phone call.

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Good. They should know
what a horrible son you are!

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Okay, Ma, great talking to you!
Gotta go!

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Well... space is ruined.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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This is so exciting.

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Soon, my upper lip will
be the same fake blonde

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as my beautiful
best friend.

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Hey, this is
my natural hair color.

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Now.

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So, does Sheldon have
anything special

48
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planned for you
tomorrow night?

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Oh, yes. According to the
Relationship Agreement,

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on the anniversary
of our first date,

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he must take me to a nice
dinner, ask about my day

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and engage in casual
physical contact

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that a disinterested onlooker
might mistake for intimacy.

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That's hot.

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You kids better use protection.

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How long does
this stay on?

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Just a couple of minutes.

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You've really never
done this before?

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Once in high school,
but I dozed off

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and woke up with second-degree
chemical burns on my face.

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Oh, my gosh,
that's awful.

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The other kids
make fun of you?

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No, I had a cover story;
I told everyone it was herpes.

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So, how's everything going
with you and Leonard?

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I don't know,
it's still kind of weird.

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We haven't really recovered
since he proposed to me

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in the middle of sex.

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Oh. Boo-hoo.

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If Sheldon proposed
to me during sex,

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my ovaries would grab on to him
and never let go.

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Leonard, where do you stand
on the anthropic principle?

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Interesting question. On the
one hand, I always thought...

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You don't even know
what it is, do you?

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The anthropic principle states
that if we wish to explain

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why our universe exists
the way it does,

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the answer is that
it must have qualities

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that allow intelligent
creatures to arise

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who are capable of
asking the question.

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As I am doing
so eloquently right now.

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I know what
the anthropic principle is.

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Of course.
I just explained it to you.

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Now, where do you
stand on it?

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Where do you stand on it?
Strongly pro.

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Then I believe that God
created the world in six days,

85
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and on the seventh,
he made you to annoy me.

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Hey, guys.
Hey.

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Yeah, wait, Raj,
where do you stand

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on the anthropic
principle?

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I'm all for it.
Attaboy!

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Well, hang on.
Why do you believe

91
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that he knows
what it is and I don't?

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Oh, Leonard.
Let's not take a saw

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to the branch
we're sitting on, shall we?

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Hey, uh,
if you guys

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are free tonight, I heard about
a spa where you soak your feet

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in a pool full of little fish

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that eat all the dead skin
right off them.

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I don't need
to tell you,

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in Los Angeles, sandal
season is year round.

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Actually, I'm hanging
out with Penny.

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Oh, okay. Sounds like
it's me and you, Sheldon.

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How about we sic some guppies
on those puppies?

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As I've stated before
on numerous occasions,

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the only sea creature I would
even consider being eaten by

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is the Kraken, because
the last words I would hear are:

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"Release the Kraken."

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That never gets old.

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"Release the Kraken!"
Oh, chills.

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Besides, I'm having
dinner with Amy.

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Oh, okay. I'll just go home
and be alone.

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W-Which is cool.

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I eat alone, I sleep alone,
I cry alone, so...

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Cool.

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Darn. If you weren't busy,
I'd ask you to join us.

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Really? I can
come? Thanks!

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Sheldon, are you sure
you want to be bringing Raj

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on your date night
with Amy?

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Oh, absolutely.

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I have a contractual obligation
to provide Amy with conversation

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and casual
physical contact,

121
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but nowhere is it specified

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that I can't outsource that
to an Indian.

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Howie?

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Howie?

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Hey, there's my beautiful bride!

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Can you see me?

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I can.
How are you?

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I'm amazing.

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I mean, this is
even better than I dreamed.

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I look out the window, and...
it's all so unbelievable.

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Good for you.

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I just had a seemingly endless
dinner with your mom.

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Oh, yeah? That's nice.

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It was. Until I found out
you never told her

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we're not gonna live with her.

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Let's talk about that
for a minute.

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Hey, look, this pen is floating.

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How crazy is that?

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You said you told her,
but you never did!

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Okay, okay, I know
you're upset, but...

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let me share something
I've learned since I got here.

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You realize

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how small your problems are

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when you're looking down
on them from space.

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Now, come on, that's got
to make you feel better.

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How clear is the image
of me on that screen?

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Pretty clear.

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Do I look like I feel better?

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I mean, it's not, like,
HD quality.

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Listen, mister, you're
gonna talk to your mother

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and you're gonna fix this,
or that thing I said

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I was gonna do to you
the minute you got home,

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you can do to yourself.

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Like he's been
doing since he got here.

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Sheldon, this place
is so romantic.

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Oh, I'm glad you like it.

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Raj picked it out.

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Well, when you see him,
tell him I say thank you.

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Tell him yourself.

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Yoo-hoo!

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Over here!

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I don't understand.
What's he doing here?

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I invited him.

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On our date?

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Sheldon, that's not okay.

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Yes, it is.

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There's a loophole
in the Relationship Agreement.

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You found a loophole?

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Sorry I started without you.
I'm a little nervous.

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It's been a long time
since I've been on a date.

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I can't believe I bleached
my mustache for this.

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You should go
to my girl.

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She'll knock out
those sideburns for free.

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00:09:06,483 --> 00:09:08,547
You know, Amy,
I don't even think

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00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,814
you and I have had
a real conversation.

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Let's use tonight to get to know
each other a little better.

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You start.

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Go home.

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I don't understand.

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Sheldon, how could you do this?
It's our second anniversary.

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It's your anniversary?

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Oh, my God, I had no idea.

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Amy, please,
let me make this right.

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Thank you.

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My pleasure.
Waiter?

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A bottle of champagne
and three glasses.

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Oh, boy,

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isn't this romantic?

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Oh, I hope that's
a rhetorical question,

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because I have no clue.

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This is great.
What's the occasion?

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No occasion. You know,
things have been

193
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a little weird between us,
so I wanted to throw together

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a fun night
just for you.

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That is so sweet.
I got all your favorites.

196
00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:00,414
Beer, wings, sliders.

197
00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,048
We can watch the
football game.

198
00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:04,247
I even painted my stomach.

199
00:10:05,882 --> 00:10:08,031
"Go sports"?
Well...

200
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:10,047
in case you were in
the mood for baseball,

201
00:10:10,049 --> 00:10:12,964
I didn't want to
look ridiculous.

202
00:10:12,966 --> 00:10:14,363
This is awesome.
I love it!

203
00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:15,363
Good, I'm glad.

204
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,948
Gosh, I worked
my ass off today.

205
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,380
This is exactly
what I needed.

206
00:10:18,382 --> 00:10:20,130
Great. Just relax and enjoy.

207
00:10:20,132 --> 00:10:21,614
Tonight is all about you.

208
00:10:21,616 --> 00:10:23,247
Ah, thank you!

209
00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:29,631
So, where exactly are we
in this relationship?

210
00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:31,664
Oh, come on!

211
00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,831
I just told you
I had a hard day.

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00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,581
You're right, I'm sorry.
Let's watch the game.

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00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:36,931
Great.

214
00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:41,130
I just know the longer
we wait to talk about it,

215
00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:43,197
the weirder it gets.

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00:10:43,199 --> 00:10:46,881
Sweetie, can I just be
the girl tonight?

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00:10:46,883 --> 00:10:48,881
Absolutely.
You're the girl, I'm the guy.

218
00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:50,397
Now, you watch
your football game

219
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,397
while I make you a
little plate here.

220
00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,230
Thank you!

221
00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:57,631
Oh, I'll get it.

222
00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,881
Go sports!

223
00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:03,831
Hello-lo-lo.

224
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:04,964
What are you doing here?

225
00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,748
I thought you were out
th Sheldon and Amy.

226
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,881
I was, but it's
their anniversary

227
00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:09,764
and I didn't want
to be a third wheel,

228
00:11:09,766 --> 00:11:11,047
so I figured I'd come over here

229
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:13,363
and hang out with you
and Penny on your date.

230
00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,748
Well, it's not really
a great time.

231
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,631
Penny and I have some things
we need to talk about.

232
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,414
No, we don't!
Come on in!

233
00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:21,197
Sweet!

234
00:11:21,199 --> 00:11:25,581
I can't believe
I shaved my stomach for this.

235
00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:33,297
Hey, Froot Loops.

236
00:11:36,381 --> 00:11:38,414
You got a phone call.

237
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:39,564
Who is it?

238
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,547
A woman who says
she's your mother

239
00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:43,963
but sounds like
your father.

240
00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:49,697
Hey, Ma.

241
00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:51,798
You know, we could
see each other

242
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,714
if you turn on the computer.

243
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:56,047
I'm not going near
that fakakta thing.

244
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,963
I'll catch a computer virus!

245
00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:03,047
You can't catch
a computer virus.

246
00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:07,881
Oh, so now you're an astronaut
and a doctor?

247
00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:11,164
What do you want, Ma?

248
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:14,963
Your wife says you have
something important to tell me.

249
00:12:15,749 --> 00:12:18,798
Okay, here it is.

250
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:23,247
Bernadette and I are starting
a life together and...

251
00:12:23,249 --> 00:12:26,197
Oh, God!
You are gonna leave me!

252
00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:27,363
Ma...

253
00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:28,697
It's okay.

254
00:12:28,699 --> 00:12:31,164
Your father left me,
you left me...

255
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:34,714
I guess I'm just the kind
of person people like to leave.

256
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:39,130
It's not... definite.

257
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,297
I'll talk to Bernadette.

258
00:12:41,299 --> 00:12:42,464
Don't bother.

259
00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:44,748
I'll just go sit in a hole
in the ground

260
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,530
so I'm no trouble when I die.

261
00:12:48,415 --> 00:12:50,130
Stop it, Ma.

262
00:12:50,132 --> 00:12:53,864
I'm sure I can get
Bernie to come around.

263
00:12:53,866 --> 00:12:55,531
I knew it!

264
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,164
I knew she was behind this!

265
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:59,798
You listen to me,
if you want to be a man,

266
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,581
you can't let a woman
tell you what to do!

267
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,748
Okay,

268
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,631
okay.

269
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:10,030
I can't believe these people
won the Cold War.

270
00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:15,330
Now, can we please
change the subject?

271
00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:16,464
Fine.

272
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:18,597
Explain why
you've been gone so long

273
00:13:18,599 --> 00:13:20,664
and I haven't gotten
a single letter.

274
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:24,130
Not even a lousy postcard!

275
00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:31,863
You know, I'm growing to like
American football.

276
00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:33,897
Yeah, it's fun, isn't it?
Well...

277
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,748
it's not the balls-to-the-wall
action of badminton or cricket,

278
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,863
but hey...

279
00:13:38,865 --> 00:13:41,097
what is?

280
00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:43,697
All right, who's ready
for another beer?

281
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,264
I'm good.
No, thank you.

282
00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:46,798
Girls.

283
00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:50,397
I am having
the nicest time.

284
00:13:50,399 --> 00:13:52,531
You guys are like
family to me.

285
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,731
You know that, right?

286
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,714
That's great.
Get out.

287
00:13:55,716 --> 00:13:57,247
What? Why?

288
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,497
Penny and I have some issues
we need to talk about.

289
00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:00,464
Oh...

290
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,714
pish on your issues!

291
00:14:03,582 --> 00:14:05,647
You guys are fine.

292
00:14:05,649 --> 00:14:07,697
Yes, you hit some bumps
along the way.

293
00:14:07,699 --> 00:14:08,963
I mean, Penny,

294
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,897
you've always known how this man
has felt about you,

295
00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:14,414
but you made him
grovel for affection.

296
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,547
Okay, hold on...

297
00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:16,748
Now, don't blame yourself.

298
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,047
He was a groveler from way back.

299
00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:24,431
But the point is,
the two of you got past it.

300
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,230
And, Leonard,
you go and propose

301
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,414
to this poor girl
in the middle of sex?

302
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,247
That was some weak tea, dude.

303
00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,963
Some people might
say it was romantic.

304
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,697
Yeah, no.

305
00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:40,030
But yet, here you two are,
still together.

306
00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:43,197
And that's even after you and I
had our crazy naked night.

307
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,447
Okay...
That's enough.

308
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:45,980
I'm just saying

309
00:14:45,982 --> 00:14:47,697
that after everything
you've been through,

310
00:14:47,699 --> 00:14:49,830
you get to look
into each other's eyes

311
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:52,497
and say "I love you."

312
00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:54,514
And that's beautiful.

313
00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,547
Actually, to this day,
she's never really said it.

314
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,013
Oh, Penny!
That's ridiculous!

315
00:15:05,048 --> 00:15:06,013
You know you love him!

316
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,547
You look him in the eyes
and you say it.

317
00:15:07,549 --> 00:15:08,547
Raj...
Oh, come on,

318
00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:10,631
you know you want to say it.
Say it.

319
00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:13,564
Say you love him.

320
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,863
Say it!

321
00:15:21,548 --> 00:15:24,097
I really thought
she would say it.

322
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:36,013
Have I ever told you you're
like a sexy praying mantis?

323
00:15:36,864 --> 00:15:40,130
Every time you drink alcohol.

324
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:43,197
You know what's wonderful
about the praying mantis?

325
00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:46,880
They devour their mate.

326
00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:48,681
Your point being?

327
00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:58,264
Dessert is served.

328
00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:01,797
I just had cobbler.

329
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:04,297
You know what?

330
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,080
I'm done with this.

331
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,030
W-Where are
you going?

332
00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:10,631
I'm leaving.

333
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,214
You can't leave.

334
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:13,647
I need you.

335
00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,680
You do?

336
00:16:17,682 --> 00:16:19,397
Yes.

337
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,631
You're my ride.

338
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:26,330
Sheldon, you either say
something meaningful

339
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:29,847
and from the heart,
or you and I are done.

340
00:16:31,465 --> 00:16:32,913
All right.

341
00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:36,880
Please.

342
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,330
Amy...

343
00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:44,830
when I look in your eyes

344
00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:47,030
and you're looking
back in mine,

345
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:50,913
everything feels
not quite normal,

346
00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:53,447
because I feel

347
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:57,297
stronger and weaker
at the same time.

348
00:16:57,299 --> 00:17:03,197
I feel excited and,
at the same time, terrified.

349
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:05,530
The truth is,

350
00:17:05,532 --> 00:17:08,464
I don't know
what I feel, except...

351
00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:12,630
I know what kind of man
I want to be.

352
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:15,963
Sheldon...

353
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,797
that was beautiful.

354
00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:18,963
I should hope so.

355
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:21,347
That's from the first
Spider-Man movie.

356
00:17:26,081 --> 00:17:28,930
I'll take it.

357
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,164
Good.

358
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,547
Now, I assume
we're splitting the check?

359
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:39,030
Hey, Stuart.

360
00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:42,164
Oh, hey. I was actually
just about to close up.

361
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,497
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll leave.

362
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,080
No, no. It's
okay. Hang out.

363
00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:46,164
You sure?

364
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,630
Yeah, you're
my first customer today.

365
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,780
All right. Great.

366
00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:52,197
I'm, uh, having a nightcap.

367
00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:53,696
You want to join me?

368
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,863
What are you drinking?

369
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,863
Coffee liqueur
in a Chewbacca mug.

370
00:17:57,865 --> 00:18:00,713
I call it a sad-tini.

371
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:03,297
Perfect for the night
I'm having. Thank you.

372
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:06,547
Hmm. Nice not
to drink alone.

373
00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:08,197
Amen to that.

374
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:09,880
Sometimes I pour

375
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,713
a little chardonnay
into my dog's water bowl.

376
00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:14,880
You're kidding.

377
00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:17,963
She's kind of a mean drunk,
but what are you gonna do?

378
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,247
Cheers.

379
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:20,696
Cheers.

380
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,464
A little music?
Sure.

381
00:18:26,132 --> 00:18:28,713
Mmm. Bossa nova.

382
00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:32,297
You listen to that with
your hips as well as your ears.

383
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,696
Mmm.

384
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,214
Oh.

385
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,297
Something about...

386
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:41,713
Latin music just
makes me feel like

387
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:44,797
I'm on a white sand beach
in Rio.

388
00:18:46,331 --> 00:18:47,663
Yeah.

389
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:51,747
The sun, the waves,
the beautiful bodies,

390
00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:55,380
tanned and glistening
with sweat.

391
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,197
I should go.
Yeah.

392
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:15,330
Uh, thank you
for the drink.

393
00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:17,830
No problem.

394
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:20,663
Hey, Stuart.
Yeah?

395
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:23,880
Do you want to...
hang out tomorrow night,

396
00:19:23,882 --> 00:19:26,546
maybe grab a bite to eat
or catch a late movie?

397
00:19:26,548 --> 00:19:30,363
Yeah, I-I'd like to,
but I'm a little tight on funds.

398
00:19:30,365 --> 00:19:31,880
No problem. My treat.

399
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,464
I'll swing by after work.

400
00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:34,747
Okay.

401
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,380
Okay.

402
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:43,080
I could do worse.

403
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,301
Aw, that's such
good news, Howie.

404
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:54,699
Thank you for telling her.

405
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:57,816
Hey, I'm a grown man;
I'm gonna live with my wife.

406
00:19:57,818 --> 00:20:02,233
My mother's just gonna have
to learn to make do on her own.

407
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,016
Was she upset?

408
00:20:04,018 --> 00:20:07,383
Who can tell?
She yells everything.

409
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,183
She might have been upset.

410
00:20:11,185 --> 00:20:13,816
She might have been hungry.

411
00:20:13,818 --> 00:20:16,267
Thanks for fixing it.

412
00:20:16,269 --> 00:20:17,766
I love you.

413
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:19,016
I love you, too.

414
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,016
Sweet dreams.
I'll talk to you tomorrow?

415
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:23,883
Good night, Rocket Man.

416
00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:26,549
To infinity and beyond, baby.

417
00:20:29,117 --> 00:20:30,549
Loops.

418
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:33,050
You realize you just
lied your ass off

419
00:20:33,052 --> 00:20:35,150
to your wife
and your mother.

420
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,516
I know.

421
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,633
What are you gonna do
when you get back to Earth?

422
00:20:38,635 --> 00:20:39,983
Oh, I'm never going back.

423
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:43,981
== sync, corrected by elderman ==