1 00:00:01,675 --> 00:00:03,039 a gravy boat. 2 00:00:03,041 --> 00:00:05,004 Ooh, one gravy boat. 3 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:06,137 That's from Sheldon. 4 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:07,537 He told me he had it engraved. 5 00:00:07,539 --> 00:00:09,470 "In the event of a divorce, 6 00:00:09,472 --> 00:00:12,035 please return to Sheldon Cooper." 7 00:00:12,037 --> 00:00:16,200 One "inappropriate, 8 00:00:16,202 --> 00:00:19,233 yet I wish I thought of that" gravy boat. 9 00:00:19,235 --> 00:00:20,732 When I get married I'm going to register 10 00:00:20,734 --> 00:00:22,331 at the UCLA Cadaver Lab. 11 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:24,398 Ew, why? 12 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,231 'Cause I've always wanted a whole human skeleton 13 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,564 and they are really spendy. 14 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,463 So, you actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday? 15 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,196 Not just someday. 16 00:00:34,198 --> 00:00:35,496 In exactly four years. 17 00:00:35,498 --> 00:00:36,961 But don't tell Sheldon. 18 00:00:36,963 --> 00:00:38,195 He's still a flight risk. 19 00:00:39,395 --> 00:00:41,527 What about you, Penny? 20 00:00:41,529 --> 00:00:43,093 What about me what? 21 00:00:43,095 --> 00:00:45,726 Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married? 22 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:49,425 Oh, well, you know, 23 00:00:49,427 --> 00:00:53,023 Leonard is great. 24 00:00:53,025 --> 00:00:54,990 But do you think you'll ever get married? 25 00:00:54,992 --> 00:00:56,723 He's a sweetie. 26 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,355 You're not answering the question. 27 00:00:59,357 --> 00:01:00,288 Do you love him? 28 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:02,954 Yeah, sure, of course I love him. 29 00:01:02,956 --> 00:01:04,121 It doesn't sound like it. 30 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:05,687 Well, I do. 31 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:07,820 Do you tell him that? 32 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:10,951 No, he'd just take it the wrong way. 33 00:01:10,953 --> 00:01:12,218 What does that mean? 34 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:16,249 It means he is special and smart and nice and... 35 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:17,216 Are you gonna break up with him? 36 00:01:17,218 --> 00:01:18,082 No! 37 00:01:18,084 --> 00:01:20,215 Maybe. I don't know. 38 00:01:20,217 --> 00:01:22,214 I had no idea you were unhappy. 39 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,714 That's the thing: I'm not. 40 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,813 I'm not unhappy at all. It's just... I don't know... 41 00:01:25,815 --> 00:01:28,679 I-I've been in love before, but it felt different. 42 00:01:30,212 --> 00:01:33,711 But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love. 43 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,677 Do you ever feel that way about Howard? 44 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,777 Oh, that's not really a fair comparison. 45 00:01:38,779 --> 00:01:41,909 I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear. 46 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:44,676 Amy, you? 47 00:01:44,678 --> 00:01:46,176 Can't help ya, kid. 48 00:01:46,178 --> 00:01:49,175 Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. 49 00:01:50,209 --> 00:01:51,342 In the good way. 50 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,808 Not the urinary tract infection way. 51 00:02:19,858 --> 00:02:23,854 == sync, corrected by elderman == 52 00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:28,179 Hey, buddy, how's it going up there? 53 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,779 You don't have to shout, Raj. 54 00:02:29,781 --> 00:02:33,512 It's not like I'm an astronaut floating around in outer space. 55 00:02:33,514 --> 00:02:36,346 Oh, wait, I am. 56 00:02:39,446 --> 00:02:42,212 So, is it everything you hoped it would be? 57 00:02:42,214 --> 00:02:43,512 It's better. 58 00:02:43,514 --> 00:02:47,513 I wake up every morning and I just can't believe 59 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,912 I'm on this incredible adventure. 60 00:02:49,914 --> 00:02:50,979 Hey, Froot Loops, 61 00:02:50,981 --> 00:02:53,780 did you clean the space toilet? 62 00:02:54,947 --> 00:02:58,379 Excuse me. I'm talking to my friends. 63 00:02:58,381 --> 00:03:01,780 You know the rules: new guy scrubs the toilet. 64 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:07,012 If you do good job, next time we give you brush. 65 00:03:10,814 --> 00:03:12,246 Funny. 66 00:03:12,248 --> 00:03:13,279 We're always 67 00:03:13,281 --> 00:03:15,579 giving each other a hard time up here. 68 00:03:15,581 --> 00:03:17,245 It's kind of like being in a frat. 69 00:03:17,247 --> 00:03:21,978 You know, joking, kidding around, hurting feelings. 70 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:23,045 Okay, my turn. 71 00:03:23,047 --> 00:03:24,678 Let me talk to him. Go ahead. 72 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,578 2311 North Los Robles Avenue, 73 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:30,011 Pasadena, California to International Space Station. 74 00:03:30,013 --> 00:03:31,679 Can you read me? Over. 75 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,978 Yes, I read you, Sheldon. 76 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,345 Copy that. Over. 77 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,379 What are you doing? 78 00:03:39,381 --> 00:03:41,545 I am talking to a man in space. 79 00:03:41,547 --> 00:03:43,045 If you don't have the 80 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:45,445 then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street. 81 00:03:46,713 --> 00:03:48,877 You're out of your mind, Sheldon. 82 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:51,545 That's a negative. My mother had me tested. Over. 83 00:03:53,213 --> 00:03:54,678 Come on, scrub it up, Loops. 84 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,444 All right, all right. 85 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,744 I gotta go. 86 00:03:58,746 --> 00:04:01,310 There's a meteor shower. 87 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,010 You want to see a meteor shower? 88 00:04:03,012 --> 00:04:06,043 Take a look at what Dimitri just left you in the toilet. 89 00:04:10,378 --> 00:04:12,144 Bye. 90 00:04:12,146 --> 00:04:14,477 Over and out. 91 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:16,210 Bye, buddy! 92 00:04:17,446 --> 00:04:18,511 Hello. 93 00:04:18,513 --> 00:04:19,877 Hey, Stuart, come on in. 94 00:04:19,879 --> 00:04:21,077 What are you doing here? 95 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:24,444 Um, Raj invited me to go to the movies with you guys. 96 00:04:24,446 --> 00:04:26,645 Excuse me. 97 00:04:27,679 --> 00:04:29,679 I didn't authorize this. 98 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,812 Sheldon, you are not in charge. 99 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,413 That's mighty sassy for a man 100 00:04:34,415 --> 00:04:36,680 with a roommate performance review around the corner. 101 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:39,246 What's the big deal? 102 00:04:39,248 --> 00:04:40,846 You guys are bringing your girlfriends. 103 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,079 I didn't want to sit by myself. 104 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:44,547 The big deal is I was expecting us 105 00:04:44,549 --> 00:04:46,447 to be an intimate group of five. 106 00:04:46,449 --> 00:04:47,613 Now, we're going to be a... 107 00:04:47,615 --> 00:04:49,813 faceless mass of six. 108 00:04:51,381 --> 00:04:53,779 It'll be fine. Just, uh, pretend he's Wolowitz. 109 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:55,713 Hmm. 110 00:04:58,148 --> 00:05:00,481 Do you like Raisinets? 111 00:05:00,483 --> 00:05:01,947 I can take them or leave them. 112 00:05:01,949 --> 00:05:04,180 At the movies, Wolowitz always eats Raisinets. 113 00:05:04,182 --> 00:05:06,914 Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets? 114 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:10,148 Well, it's hardly my business what you eat, 115 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,649 as long as it doesn't crunch during the film 116 00:05:11,651 --> 00:05:13,015 and it's Raisinets. 117 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:15,915 Okay. 118 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:16,881 Should we go? 119 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,215 Yeah, but, one more question. 120 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,249 If you're going to replace Wolowitz, 121 00:05:19,251 --> 00:05:20,282 I need to know a little more about you. 122 00:05:20,284 --> 00:05:21,282 All right. 123 00:05:21,284 --> 00:05:23,182 Wolowitz went to MIT. 124 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:24,848 What's your educational background? 125 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:26,515 I went to art school. 126 00:05:26,517 --> 00:05:27,948 Equally ridiculous. Let's go. 127 00:05:50,118 --> 00:05:54,251 This insistence on hand-holding is preposterous. 128 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:55,385 Well, I like it. 129 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:56,385 Yeah, of course you do. 130 00:05:56,387 --> 00:05:58,052 You're a girl. 131 00:05:58,054 --> 00:06:01,219 You like all kinds of hippy-dippy things. 132 00:06:01,221 --> 00:06:03,886 Just watch the movie. 133 00:06:05,154 --> 00:06:07,386 It's not fair. 134 00:06:07,388 --> 00:06:10,253 Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands. 135 00:06:10,255 --> 00:06:13,486 There might be a reason for that. 136 00:06:13,488 --> 00:06:16,786 Sweaty? 137 00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:18,153 Unhygienic? 138 00:06:18,155 --> 00:06:19,487 Looks dumb? 139 00:06:19,489 --> 00:06:20,986 Take your pick. 140 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:23,420 Penny said she's not sure 141 00:06:23,422 --> 00:06:25,319 she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore. 142 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:33,084 Wrong. She just took a sip from his Diet Dr. Pepper. 143 00:06:33,086 --> 00:06:34,285 So? 144 00:06:34,287 --> 00:06:37,485 So, if she wants to end her pair-bond with Leonard, 145 00:06:37,487 --> 00:06:39,418 why on earth would she guzzle a witches' brew 146 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,818 of his soda and spit? 147 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,651 It's complicated. 148 00:06:44,653 --> 00:06:48,084 String theory is complicated. 149 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:49,851 That's just yucky. 150 00:06:52,786 --> 00:06:55,052 Don't get any ideas. 151 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,319 All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true. 152 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,452 Why doesn't Penny just end the relationship? 153 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:05,253 She's not sure how she feels. 154 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:08,619 How can she not be sure how she feels? 155 00:07:08,621 --> 00:07:11,886 You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. 156 00:07:11,888 --> 00:07:14,919 Trains? Love them. 157 00:07:14,921 --> 00:07:17,120 Swordfish? I love them, too. 158 00:07:17,122 --> 00:07:20,786 They're fish with a sword for a nose. 159 00:07:23,488 --> 00:07:25,820 Regardless, don't say anything to Leonard. 160 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:28,853 Now you're asking me to keep a secret 161 00:07:28,855 --> 00:07:31,053 from my best friend, colleague, and roommate? 162 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:33,120 Yes, please, Penny will kill me. 163 00:07:33,122 --> 00:07:36,086 Fine. 164 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,686 secret-keeping? 165 00:07:37,688 --> 00:07:40,187 Hate it. 166 00:07:40,189 --> 00:07:43,586 Hand-holding? Not a fan. 167 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,853 Hammerhead shark? I love that thing. 168 00:07:46,855 --> 00:07:49,987 Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head. 169 00:07:51,155 --> 00:07:52,387 Raisinet? 170 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:55,187 Shh, we're trying to watch the movie. 171 00:07:57,255 --> 00:08:01,488 This is not working out with him. 172 00:08:14,888 --> 00:08:16,188 What are you doing? 173 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:17,988 I think I might have tartar buildup. 174 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:24,854 My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to. 175 00:08:24,856 --> 00:08:27,887 Maybe your tongue is shrinking. 176 00:08:34,487 --> 00:08:35,719 Nope. 177 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,420 Oh, you have no idea how annoying this is. 178 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:47,320 I'm starting to get a sense of it. 179 00:08:48,554 --> 00:08:51,454 Don't worry. I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow. 180 00:08:51,455 --> 00:08:53,320 Thank you. 181 00:08:53,322 --> 00:08:55,452 I appreciate that. 182 00:08:55,454 --> 00:08:57,153 You're good people, Leonard. 183 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,219 There's something I need to tell you. 184 00:09:07,221 --> 00:09:08,685 Okay. 185 00:09:10,752 --> 00:09:12,551 I can't tell you. 186 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,819 Why? 187 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:18,286 I can't tell you why I can't tell you. 188 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,919 So I guess there's two things I can't tell you. 189 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:25,320 I wish there were more. 190 00:09:25,322 --> 00:09:29,085 Good night. 191 00:09:34,552 --> 00:09:35,585 I'm sorry. 192 00:09:35,587 --> 00:09:37,052 This is really important. 193 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,618 What is it? 194 00:09:40,221 --> 00:09:43,185 I like The Transformers. 195 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,985 Do you like The Transformers? 196 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:51,685 Where exactly did your mother have you tested? 197 00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:54,118 Leonard, 198 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,951 The Transformers teach us 199 00:09:55,953 --> 00:09:59,352 that things are not always what they appear to be. 200 00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:00,818 You know, like, uh, 201 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:04,650 a semi truck might be an alien robot, 202 00:10:04,652 --> 00:10:09,518 or, uh, someone in a romantic relationship, uh, might feel 203 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,285 differently than they appear to. 204 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:13,918 Or a conversation 205 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,685 about The Transformers might actually be 206 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:19,086 about someone in this room. 207 00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:27,953 I'm going to pause to let that sink in. 208 00:10:29,788 --> 00:10:30,820 Okay, I think I understand. 209 00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:32,054 You do? 210 00:10:32,056 --> 00:10:36,854 The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you... 211 00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:43,287 but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform 212 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:47,653 into a red-blooded man with sexual desires. 213 00:10:50,754 --> 00:10:54,920 That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 214 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,318 Leonard? 215 00:11:07,319 --> 00:11:08,651 Leonard. 216 00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:10,417 Leonard? 217 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,883 What? 218 00:11:11,885 --> 00:11:14,017 Are you sleeping? 219 00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:16,150 I was. Now I'm having a nightmare. 220 00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:19,916 What do you want? 221 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,916 Never mind. I still can't tell you. 222 00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:28,815 Penny? 223 00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,082 Mmm. 224 00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:37,481 Penny. 225 00:11:37,483 --> 00:11:40,581 Mm-hmm, mmm. 226 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,948 Penny. 227 00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:47,015 Oh, my God. 228 00:11:47,017 --> 00:11:47,848 Sheldon? 229 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,248 You frightened me. 230 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,915 What are you doing in my bedroom? 231 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,414 Yeah, well, I knocked on the front door, 232 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,380 but you didn't hear it. 233 00:11:58,382 --> 00:12:00,414 How did you even get in, you weirdo? 234 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:02,048 Yeah, really? 235 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,480 I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years, 236 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,647 but when I do it, it's weird? 237 00:12:07,948 --> 00:12:09,080 What do you want, Sheldon? 238 00:12:09,082 --> 00:12:11,680 Oh, I was having a little trouble sleeping 239 00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:12,813 and I just thought, 240 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:16,014 uh, seeing as you're up, we could talk. 241 00:12:17,215 --> 00:12:18,280 Talk about what? 242 00:12:18,282 --> 00:12:19,513 Oh, I don't know. 243 00:12:19,515 --> 00:12:23,613 Uh, weather, uh, fish you could do carpentry with. 244 00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:26,347 Why Leonard is such an attractive 245 00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:27,881 and desirable boyfriend. 246 00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:30,015 Yeah, pick one... your choice. 247 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,648 Sheldon. 248 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,149 Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record 249 00:12:34,151 --> 00:12:36,648 and enjoys the insurance discounts 250 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:37,748 that go along with that? 251 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,215 Hubba-hubba. 252 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,414 Okay, go home, crazy man. 253 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,648 Yeah. Did you know that 254 00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,481 while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country, 255 00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:51,348 in today's North Korea, he's downright average. 256 00:12:52,549 --> 00:12:54,681 Talk about a keeper. 257 00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:57,581 Okay, what did Amy tell you? 258 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,115 Oh, very well. 259 00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:01,182 I can't keep up this clever charade any longer. 260 00:13:01,184 --> 00:13:03,781 She told me 261 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,814 that you were thinking of ending it with Leonard. 262 00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:08,580 Okay, you listen to me. 263 00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:11,148 I think it's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend, 264 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,680 but this is none of your business. Got it? 265 00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:16,713 Excuse me. This is not about protecting my friend. 266 00:13:21,347 --> 00:13:24,514 I'm a big fan of homeostasis. 267 00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:25,614 Do you know what that is? 268 00:13:25,616 --> 00:13:28,148 Of course not. Yeah. 269 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:32,181 Homeostasis refers to a system's ability 270 00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:34,048 to regulate its internal environment 271 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:36,915 and maintain a constant condition of properties 272 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,115 like temperature or pH. 273 00:13:39,117 --> 00:13:42,548 Worst bedtime story ever. 274 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:46,149 My point is 275 00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:47,982 I don't like when things change. 276 00:13:47,984 --> 00:13:49,948 So, regardless of your feelings, 277 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:52,314 I would like you to continue dating Leonard. 278 00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:54,815 And also, 279 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,682 while we're on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo. 280 00:13:57,684 --> 00:14:00,148 I'm not comfortable with the new scent. 281 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,681 Please stop this madness and go back to green apple. 282 00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:07,915 Okay, honey, I have a lot to figure out, 283 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,415 and until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard. 284 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,649 Do you understand? 285 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,017 I do. 286 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,749 You clear on the shampoo issue? 287 00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,182 Get out. 288 00:14:21,918 --> 00:14:22,949 Penny? 289 00:14:22,951 --> 00:14:24,049 What? 290 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:27,016 Please don't hurt my friend. 291 00:14:28,383 --> 00:14:30,382 That is the last thing I want to do. 292 00:14:30,384 --> 00:14:31,349 Thank you. 293 00:14:34,217 --> 00:14:35,482 Coconut? What were you thinking? 294 00:14:35,484 --> 00:14:36,516 Are you a hula girl? 295 00:14:36,518 --> 00:14:38,750 Get out! 296 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,150 Hello? 297 00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,118 What the hell is wrong with you? You told Sheldon? 298 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,986 Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in? 299 00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:54,586 Hang on, please. 300 00:14:56,553 --> 00:14:57,552 Hello? 301 00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:59,252 Yeah, just a heads-up: 302 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:01,352 Penny knows that you blabbed about Leonard. 303 00:15:01,354 --> 00:15:03,054 She's pretty mad. 304 00:15:03,056 --> 00:15:05,120 I know. 305 00:15:05,122 --> 00:15:07,055 She's yelling at me right now. 306 00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:11,155 All right then, so we're all on the same page. 307 00:15:11,157 --> 00:15:14,023 Yeah. 308 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,156 Hey, Bernie. 309 00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,356 There's my hubby. 310 00:15:18,358 --> 00:15:19,824 How's everything going up there? 311 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,623 Oh, it's okay. 312 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,957 Space is beautiful. 313 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,823 Earth is beautiful. Same old, same old. 314 00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:29,355 What's wrong? 315 00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:30,389 Nothing. 316 00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:31,922 Everything's fine. 317 00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:33,088 Howard. 318 00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:38,956 The other astronauts are being mean to me. 319 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,089 No, what are they doing? 320 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:46,156 Well, like for instance, the other day when I was asleep, 321 00:15:46,158 --> 00:15:49,756 one of the guys went on a space walk and glued 322 00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:54,723 a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window. 323 00:15:56,157 --> 00:15:59,089 When I woke up, I screamed for like nine minutes. 324 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,189 Oh, Howie. 325 00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:03,556 You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube. 326 00:16:03,558 --> 00:16:07,723 Google "astronaut screams for nine minutes." 327 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,023 Why don't you stand up to them? 328 00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:12,357 What am I supposed to say? 329 00:16:12,359 --> 00:16:14,524 I don't know. 330 00:16:14,526 --> 00:16:17,124 Say, "Being mean is lame. 331 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:20,691 What's cool is being nice." 332 00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:28,892 Great, I'll do that when I want to be the first guy 333 00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:31,858 in space to get a wedgie. 334 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,591 Do you want me to call somebody at NASA? 335 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,291 No. 336 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,758 My mom already tried that. 337 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,558 It only made things worse. 338 00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:44,190 Gelatinous Sphere. 339 00:16:44,192 --> 00:16:46,890 Focused Locust. 340 00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:50,156 Temple of Yip. 341 00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:53,056 I'm sorry. Wolowitz would never play that card. 342 00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:57,956 All right, Lesser Demon Turtle. 343 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,856 Fairy God Monster, I win. 344 00:17:00,858 --> 00:17:04,356 Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak. 345 00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:07,989 So, what are you guys doing later? 346 00:17:07,991 --> 00:17:10,456 Stuart and I were thinking of going out for a drink. 347 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:11,857 We're gonna try to meet some girls. 348 00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:13,690 'Cause that's what we do. 349 00:17:15,424 --> 00:17:16,557 Watch out, ladies: 350 00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:21,023 a little coffee and cream coming your way. 351 00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:25,657 In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee. 352 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:27,424 Leonard? 353 00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:30,190 Maybe you'd like to go with them to meet girls. 354 00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:32,458 Why would I be interested? I have Penny. 355 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,258 Yeah, for now. 356 00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:38,491 But that woman has a death wish, Leonard. 357 00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:42,258 She talks to strangers; she pets unfamiliar dogs; 358 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,658 and it is ridiculously easy 359 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:47,224 to break into her apartment. 360 00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:49,024 If I were you, 361 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,224 I'd get a back-up. 362 00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,758 You can't just replace someone you care about 363 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,658 with some other random person. 364 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:58,157 No, please don't ruin this for me. 365 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:02,091 Do you remember how upset I was 366 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,791 when they replaced Edward Norton as the Hulk? 367 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,658 Yes, you walked around for a week saying, 368 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,658 "Sheldon unhappy with casting choice." 369 00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:15,858 But, then Mark Ruffalo was the Hulk in The Avengers, 370 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,557 and he was even better. 371 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:18,557 What's your point? 372 00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,024 Call me a romantic. 373 00:18:20,026 --> 00:18:21,758 I like to think 374 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,591 that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere. 375 00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:29,124 This is ridiculous. Are we gonna play cards or not? 376 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:31,391 I like Mark Ruffalo, too. 377 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:34,923 Yeah, settle down there, Fake Wolowitz. 378 00:18:34,925 --> 00:18:38,024 No one likes a kiss-up. 379 00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:43,658 So, I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning. 380 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,557 Really? Yup. 381 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,291 I told him if he didn't bite the hygienist, 382 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,824 I'd take him for ice cream. 383 00:18:49,826 --> 00:18:51,090 Mmm. 384 00:18:51,092 --> 00:18:54,425 I didn't have to take him for ice cream. 385 00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,058 Uh-huh. 386 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,225 You okay? 387 00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:58,425 You seem a little distracted. 388 00:19:00,826 --> 00:19:04,924 Look, there's something I need to tell you. 389 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,190 Oh. 390 00:19:06,192 --> 00:19:07,257 Yeah, okay. 391 00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:09,091 I don't really know how to say this. 392 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:10,191 Just say it. 393 00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:12,890 Okay. Here goes. 394 00:19:12,892 --> 00:19:14,657 Mm-hmm. 395 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:23,557 You slept with him? 396 00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:25,224 I didn't know what else to do. 397 00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:27,591 He had those big, sad eyes. 398 00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:31,424 Oh, sure, you had no choice. 399 00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:35,757 He looked at me like this. 400 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:40,557 Well, if that's all it takes, 401 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:42,023 it's a good thing you don't have a dog. 402 00:19:45,158 --> 00:19:47,524 Don't worry. 403 00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:49,524 You'll have plenty of chances to break up with him: 404 00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:51,191 Your wedding day, your honeymoon, 405 00:19:51,193 --> 00:19:53,692 your 50th anniversary. 406 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:54,759 Look, it's fine. 407 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,458 We're not getting married, okay? 408 00:19:56,460 --> 00:20:00,692 We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis. 409 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,891 It's so cute when she tries. 410 00:20:09,627 --> 00:20:11,659 It's from Leonard. 411 00:20:11,661 --> 00:20:13,292 "Last night was amazing. 412 00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:14,425 "You're amazing. 413 00:20:14,427 --> 00:20:17,225 I'm so lucky to have you in my life." 414 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,259 Please, stop it. 415 00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:30,807 Hey, Bernie, guess what? 416 00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:33,074 I stood up to the other astronauts like you said 417 00:20:33,076 --> 00:20:35,807 and I got to tell you, last night was the first time 418 00:20:35,809 --> 00:20:37,907 in a week I got a good night's sleep. 419 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:47,940 Oh, Howie. 420 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,241 What's wrong? You look upset. 421 00:20:50,243 --> 00:20:52,807 Nope, this is my proud face. 422 00:20:52,809 --> 00:20:56,805 == sync, corrected by elderman ==