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Howard's capsule
should be reentering

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the atmosphere
any minute.

3
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It'll be good to have him back.

4
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The Fantastic Four reunited!

5
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Yeah, you had a good
run, Fake Wolowitz.

6
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We'll remember you
with nostalgic fondness.

7
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The way we do the dial-up modem,
the VHS tape, or...

8
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or Leonard's gym membership.

9
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We're not kicking him out.

10
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Stuart and I have
become good friends.

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Okay, one vote for,
one vote against.

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Leonard, you're
the tiebreaker.

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I don't have a problem
with Stuart.

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Besides, he gives us
a 20% discount

15
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at his comic book store.

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Well, I don't sell my
friendship that cheaply.

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I can go 30.

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Welcome aboard,
old chum.

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Okay, the NASA Web site says

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Howard's final
descent has begun.

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He left a boy,

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he returns a boy-sized hero.

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Loops, calm down!

24
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What's that?

25
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The Jewish prayer
for eating bread!

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We don't have one
for falling out of space!

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We did it!

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We're on the ground!
We survived!

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That was just
the parachute.

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We still have another
six miles to go.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

32
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Waiting for my husband.

33
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That's nice.

34
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He's coming back
from outer space.

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I think this flight's
coming from Houston.

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No, I mean, he...

37
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Never mind.

38
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There he is! Howie!

39
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Howie!

40
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Whoa, thank you.

41
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Great to be
back on Earth.

42
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Uh, I think they're
here for me, Ringo.

43
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Howie!
Howie!

44
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Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.

45
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Oh, thanks.

46
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Here you go.

47
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That nut job was telling
everybody on the plane

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he's an astronaut.

49
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I missed you so much!

50
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I missed you, too.

51
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Oh...

52
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Where are the guys?

53
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Oh, it's just me.

54
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Oh, I get it.

55
00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:04,101
They're waiting back home
with a big surprise party.

56
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Don't worry, I can
act surprised.

57
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No, I told them they could
have you tomorrow night.

58
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Tonight, you belong to me.

59
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Gesundheit.
You okay?

60
00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:23,934
I am now that you're back.

61
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Come on, let's go home

62
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so I can tear off
those little pants.

63
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Great. Just keep in mind

64
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astronauts lose a lot of
muscle tone in space,

65
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so you might have to do
most of the heavy lifting.

66
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You know, I am
very disappointed

67
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that I won't be able
to celebrate

68
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Howard's accomplishment tonight.

69
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Me, too.
But we'll see him tomorrow.

70
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Yes, it's just that
in all the years I've known him,

71
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he's never had the opportunity
to receive my admiration.

72
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I was excited to see
the look on his face

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when it finally happened.

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You're unbelievable.

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I know.

76
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All right,

77
00:04:00,604 --> 00:04:02,135
Pictionary... what are the teams?

78
00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:03,569
How about
boys versus girls?

79
00:04:03,571 --> 00:04:04,602
Oh!

80
00:04:04,604 --> 00:04:05,784
That hardly seems fair.

81
00:04:05,786 --> 00:04:08,452
But I guess
any team that I'm not on

82
00:04:08,454 --> 00:04:10,235
has a decided disadvantage.

83
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Once again, unbelievable.
Yeah,

84
00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:16,035
once again, I know.

85
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All right, round one.

86
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Here.

87
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Got it.
Okay.

88
00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:23,751
Ready, set,

89
00:04:23,753 --> 00:04:25,452
go.

90
00:04:26,869 --> 00:04:27,868
Uh, box?

91
00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:29,368
Uh,

92
00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,767
window?

93
00:04:31,768 --> 00:04:33,068
Batman.

94
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Batman and Robin.

95
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Uh, Wonder Twins
plus the monkey.

96
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Wonder Twins plus
the monkey and Batman.

97
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A gift? Present!

98
00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:49,285
Present! Yeah!

99
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Oh...
Leonard.

100
00:04:51,887 --> 00:04:54,569
Now, how can you not get that?

101
00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:58,619
In what universe
is that a present?

102
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It's not a present,

103
00:05:00,087 --> 00:05:02,202
it's the present. Look.

104
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There's you and me.

105
00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,435
It's Penny and Amy.

106
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We're playing Pictionary.

107
00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:10,168
In the present.

108
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Oh, my God, we're
gonna kill them.

109
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It's a quark-gluon plasma.

110
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No.

111
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It's asymptotically free partons

112
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inside a quark-gluon plasma.

113
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Nothing with quarks.

114
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It's an observational rebuttal

115
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of the Lambda-CDM model
of the universe!

116
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No!

117
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It's a chocolate chip cookie!

118
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Yes!

119
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How could you miss that?

120
00:05:44,437 --> 00:05:47,701
Hey, if you want someone to
guess "chocolate chip cookie,"

121
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you draw a glass of milk
next to it.

122
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Penny got it.
Yeah, only after

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I eliminated
all the obvious answers.

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You're welcome.

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Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage.

126
00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,985
Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst?

127
00:06:05,768 --> 00:06:07,701
Oh, oh, a hot dog.

128
00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,318
Penny, aren't you gonna
draw something?

129
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Relax, we got time,
this is so fun.

130
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There.

131
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A solar system.

132
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Uh, uh, uh,

133
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uh, um, unidentified
flying liverwurst? I don't...

134
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Now?

135
00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:29,435
Soon.

136
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Come on, Leonard,

137
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I am spoon-feeding this to you.

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I don't know,

139
00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:43,001
uh...

140
00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,701
Casper the alcoholic ghost?

141
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All right,
that's enough.

142
00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,463
Uh, hand.

143
00:06:53,464 --> 00:06:54,845
Uh, nail...
polish?

144
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Yep!

145
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Wait, no, no!

146
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No!

147
00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,767
The word is "Polish."

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00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,934
See, look.
Polish sausage.

149
00:07:04,936 --> 00:07:07,568
And the-the model
of the solar system developed

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00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:10,118
by Nicolaus Copernicus,
a Polish astronomer.

151
00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,701
And then, finally,

152
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if that wasn't enough...
which it should've been...

153
00:07:13,237 --> 00:07:15,651
this is Madame Curie
killing herself

154
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by discovering radium, who,

155
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although she was
a naturalized French citizen,

156
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was Polish by birth!

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Excuse me,
the word is "polish."

158
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See? Small "P."

159
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Ah!

160
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So it is.

161
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I guess we both
share blame on this one.

162
00:07:42,069 --> 00:07:44,534
Bernie, you okay?

163
00:07:44,536 --> 00:07:46,068
Yeah, I'll be
right there.

164
00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:57,101
Did you get a sea lion
while I was gone?

165
00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:59,601
It's just allergies.

166
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Okay.

167
00:08:01,736 --> 00:08:03,618
Took some Benadryl.
I'll be fine.

168
00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,368
So...

169
00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:07,618
did you miss me?

170
00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,584
Oh.

171
00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:11,601
Are you kidding?
Every minute of every...

172
00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:17,767
Ew.

173
00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,368
Excuse me.

174
00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:27,068
Sweetie, we don't have
to do this now.

175
00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:29,701
Yes, we do.

176
00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:36,934
You left right after
we got married.

177
00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:41,268
This is like
our honeymoon.

178
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Now,

179
00:08:44,936 --> 00:08:47,151
hold on to your hat.

180
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Oh.

181
00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:51,068
Uh-oh.

182
00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:52,235
You okay?

183
00:08:52,237 --> 00:08:53,651
A little dizzy.

184
00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:55,268
Must be the Benadryl.

185
00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:58,202
Switch places with me.

186
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,368
Okay.

187
00:09:02,653 --> 00:09:04,368
Now...

188
00:09:07,652 --> 00:09:10,534
kiss me!

189
00:09:20,219 --> 00:09:21,934
Bernadette?

190
00:09:24,987 --> 00:09:27,268
Bernie?
Bernie?

191
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,035
That was amazing.

192
00:09:34,303 --> 00:09:37,784
You made me feel things
I never...

193
00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:46,784
Well, that was quick
and a little gross.

194
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:51,101
Now, I know how she feels.

195
00:09:52,269 --> 00:09:54,901
Hey, Sheldon, you're always

196
00:09:54,903 --> 00:09:56,767
full of fun little facts.

197
00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:57,868
Where did the expression

198
00:09:57,870 --> 00:10:01,185
"got your ass handed to you"
come from?

199
00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:06,185
Don't know.

200
00:10:06,187 --> 00:10:09,618
I wonder if it's from,
like, ancient Rome

201
00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,101
where they'd actually
chop somebody's ass off

202
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:14,101
and then go, "Here."

203
00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:19,317
You know, to appease
Loseroneous, the god of losers.

204
00:10:20,468 --> 00:10:21,851
I am not a loser.

205
00:10:21,853 --> 00:10:25,767
Pictionary is not a true test of
any real intelligence or skill.

206
00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:27,484
Mmm, in all
fairness,

207
00:10:27,486 --> 00:10:30,618
Pictionary has verbal
skills, visual skills.

208
00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,068
It's a pretty well-rounded game.

209
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,484
Lot of big talk
from a man

210
00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:35,151
who can't draw
a chocolate chip cookie.

211
00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:37,751
All right, fine,
pick another game.

212
00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:39,734
Amy and I will beat
you at anything.

213
00:10:39,736 --> 00:10:41,202
All right.

214
00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:42,934
Let's play...

215
00:10:42,936 --> 00:10:45,851
Physics Fiesta.

216
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,035
Oh, come on, what is that?

217
00:10:48,037 --> 00:10:49,734
It's a game
that I just invented,

218
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,367
in which the participants
answer physics questions

219
00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:54,202
in remedial Spanish.

220
00:10:54,204 --> 00:10:55,767
Um...

221
00:10:55,769 --> 00:10:58,701
¿Dónde está el boson de Higgs?

222
00:10:59,652 --> 00:11:01,751
En el acelerador
de particulares.

223
00:11:03,569 --> 00:11:05,784
Bueno, mi amigo.

224
00:11:08,119 --> 00:11:11,317
No, no, we're not playing
some dumb made-up game.

225
00:11:11,319 --> 00:11:13,267
All games
are made up.

226
00:11:13,269 --> 00:11:14,868
They're not found in nature.

227
00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,868
You don't just dig in
the ground, come across

228
00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:19,901
a rich vein
of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

229
00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:22,151
Just pick
another game.

230
00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:23,568
Why don't we do
something athletic

231
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,401
like go over to the university
pool and play water polo?

232
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:29,501
No good...
Sheldon doesn't float.

233
00:11:29,503 --> 00:11:30,985
That is true.

234
00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:33,367
I have a higher than
normal body density.

235
00:11:33,369 --> 00:11:36,484
If I run too deep a bath,
I drown.

236
00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:38,267
All right,
let's keep it simple.

237
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,234
How about darts?

238
00:11:39,236 --> 00:11:40,868
Oh, that's not fair either.

239
00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:41,901
Why not?

240
00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:43,451
Darts is a bar game.

241
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,484
You've been frequenting
drinking establishments

242
00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:47,668
since you were of legal age.

243
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:50,985
Yeah, that's
when it started.

244
00:11:50,987 --> 00:11:53,284
Well, regardless, she
has a distinct advantage

245
00:11:53,286 --> 00:11:54,767
in all tavern-
based competitions.

246
00:11:54,769 --> 00:11:59,367
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt
contests... they're all out.

247
00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,734
Okay.

248
00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:03,035
Just for the record,
I have never entered

249
00:12:03,037 --> 00:12:04,601
a wet T-shirt contest.

250
00:12:04,603 --> 00:12:07,201
I've won a few, but that's just
because I spill when I'm drunk,

251
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,701
so...

252
00:12:09,703 --> 00:12:11,651
We could go
to the cadaver lab at UCLA

253
00:12:11,653 --> 00:12:15,484
and play real-life Operation.

254
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,367
Uh-uh. No.
I don't think so.

255
00:12:18,369 --> 00:12:20,234
Are you sure? I mean,
the nose doesn't light up,

256
00:12:20,236 --> 00:12:21,467
but if the corpse
is fresh enough,

257
00:12:21,469 --> 00:12:24,901
sometimes you can get
the leg to jerk.

258
00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:31,818
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!

259
00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:35,985
Ma, the chain's on the door!

260
00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:37,367
Howard?

261
00:12:37,369 --> 00:12:40,834
I thought I wasn't going
to see you till tomorrow!

262
00:12:40,836 --> 00:12:43,317
Yeah, well,
Bernie's not feeling well,

263
00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:44,985
so I thought I'd stop by,

264
00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:47,951
tell you about the greatest
adventure of my life,

265
00:12:47,953 --> 00:12:51,367
see if you can make me feel bad
about it.

266
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:56,051
Uh, uh, okay, hold
on, I'm not decent!

267
00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,951
All right.

268
00:12:57,953 --> 00:12:59,868
Woman hasn't tied her robe
in 20 years.

269
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,267
Suddenly she's not decent?

270
00:13:01,269 --> 00:13:05,868
You want me to hide in the
closet or go out the back?

271
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,851
Shh, you need to whisper.

272
00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:11,601
Ma, who is in there?

273
00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:12,768
Uh, nobody!

274
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,985
The TV is on!

275
00:13:14,987 --> 00:13:16,201
I only got one sock.

276
00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:19,001
Where's my
other sock?

277
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,101
Who is that?

278
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,534
I told you, it's the TV.

279
00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:26,068
Jay Leno lost a sock;
it's hilarious.

280
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,767
If you're busy, I can come back.

281
00:13:28,769 --> 00:13:30,317
Just give me
a second!

282
00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:32,534
Go, go, go, go.

283
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:43,484
Dr. Schneider?

284
00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:46,284
Oh, hello, Howard.

285
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,301
What are you doing here?

286
00:13:49,303 --> 00:13:52,568
Um, house call.

287
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,734
You're a dentist.

288
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,284
Yes, yes, I am.

289
00:13:58,286 --> 00:14:00,868
I think he's
on to us!

290
00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,700
Okay, glasses off.

291
00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:12,984
Find Waldo.

292
00:14:18,518 --> 00:14:20,267
Hurry up,
find him, find him.

293
00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:22,100
I'm trying!
Don't yell at me!

294
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:23,233
For goodness' sake,
he's wearing

295
00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:25,934
a hat, glasses,
and a red striped shirt.

296
00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:27,133
I know what he looks like.

297
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:28,534
Oh, there he
is, I got him.

298
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:31,350
Yes, we
win again!

299
00:14:31,352 --> 00:14:33,183
How could you not find him?

300
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,617
Because he's hard to find.

301
00:14:35,619 --> 00:14:36,734
If he was easy to find,

302
00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:39,767
the books would be called
There's Waldo.

303
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:46,049
57, 58, 59,
that's one minute.

304
00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:51,300
Long division,
long division.

305
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:52,901
Go, go, go.

306
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:55,216
Remember,
show your work.

307
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,734
I'm okay.

308
00:14:57,736 --> 00:14:59,901
I'm okay.

309
00:15:02,685 --> 00:15:04,717
I'm not okay.

310
00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:07,884
Get up, we can't lose in math.

311
00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:09,350
37!
Yes!

312
00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:11,300
Aah!

313
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,383
Ready, set, wrestle.

314
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,350
One, two, three, pin.

315
00:15:17,352 --> 00:15:18,567
Mwah!

316
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:21,400
Stop that.

317
00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:22,400
Mwah!

318
00:15:22,402 --> 00:15:23,400
Amy, do something.

319
00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:24,400
Mwah.

320
00:15:24,402 --> 00:15:25,901
Amy, help.

321
00:15:25,903 --> 00:15:28,317
W... Amy, stop that.

322
00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,934
Amy, Penny,
both of you, stop it.

323
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:36,567
One to beam aboard?

324
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,567
Oh, my God, you're back.

325
00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:40,717
Oh, look at you.

326
00:15:40,719 --> 00:15:42,650
You, you look
like you grew.

327
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:45,484
Yeah.

328
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,817
The lack of gravity
did decompress my spine,

329
00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:50,183
so I'm like
an inch and a half taller.

330
00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:52,233
I'm going to the DMV tomorrow
to get my license changed

331
00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:53,884
before I shrink back.

332
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,433
Oh, uh, come in, come in.

333
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,484
Oh, I, uh, I didn't think
I was going to get

334
00:15:58,486 --> 00:15:59,700
to see you until tomorrow.

335
00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:02,100
Yeah, well,
Bernadette's a little

336
00:16:02,102 --> 00:16:03,233
under the weather

337
00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:07,400
and my mom's
kind of under my dentist.

338
00:16:07,402 --> 00:16:10,717
Wait, your, your mother
is sleeping with your dentist?

339
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,016
Former dentist.

340
00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:14,817
I need a new one now that I know
where his hands have been.

341
00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:18,767
So you're wandering
all around by yourself?

342
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,350
That's not the kind
of hero's welcome

343
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:22,066
an astronaut should
come home to.

344
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,684
It's okay, you know,
we space cowboys

345
00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:28,233
don't do what we do
for glory and fame.

346
00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:32,100
We leave that to your rock stars
and your athletes

347
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:35,233
and your Howie Mandels.

348
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,851
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.

349
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:41,717
Oh, Stuart, thanks.

350
00:16:41,719 --> 00:16:43,200
What are you doing here?

351
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,049
I, I kind of live here now.

352
00:16:45,051 --> 00:16:46,617
Just until he gets
back on his feet,

353
00:16:46,619 --> 00:16:47,933
which are looking pretty good

354
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:50,817
in the boots I bought him
for his birthday.

355
00:16:53,852 --> 00:16:57,100
Ah, he's spoiling
me and I love it.

356
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:02,400
Wow, so you guys
are like buds now?

357
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,200
Oh, yeah, we hang out
all the time.

358
00:17:04,202 --> 00:17:05,467
Plus, he doesn't
have a girlfriend,

359
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:06,650
I don't have
a girlfriend.

360
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,016
It's like we both had
these holes

361
00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:11,900
in our lives, but now we fill
each other's holes.

362
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:18,217
Uh...

363
00:17:18,219 --> 00:17:22,417
that sounds a little
funny to an American ear.

364
00:17:22,419 --> 00:17:23,717
Which part?

365
00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:26,550
Just all of it.

366
00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:28,049
Okay,

367
00:17:28,051 --> 00:17:30,567
so w-what do you guys
got going on tonight?

368
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:33,950
Raj is taking me to the
Sound of Music sing-along.

369
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,900
Sound of Music sing-along?

370
00:17:35,902 --> 00:17:38,317
That used to be our thing,
but that's cool.

371
00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:40,600
Oh, Howard,
it's still our thing.

372
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,667
Come with us, we'll, we'll
get you a scalped ticket.

373
00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:45,534
So I'd be sitting by myself?

374
00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:46,650
We'll switch.

375
00:17:46,652 --> 00:17:48,450
You'll come sit with me
after intermission.

376
00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:52,066
So I-I-I'd be sitting by myself
during "Edelweiss"?

377
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,700
No, no,

378
00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:55,033
you guys go.

379
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,634
Have fun.

380
00:17:56,636 --> 00:17:58,233
Okay, uh, will I get
to see you tomorrow?

381
00:17:58,235 --> 00:17:59,066
Absolutely.

382
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,216
See you, Stuart.

383
00:18:00,218 --> 00:18:02,567
Yeah, yeah.

384
00:18:02,569 --> 00:18:05,550
Is he taller?

385
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:11,650
At least my mother made her
boyfriend climb out the window.

386
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:18,216
All right, standard state fair
pie-eating contest rules are:

387
00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:21,150
no hands, first one
to clean the pan wins.

388
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:24,133
On the count of three.

389
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,267
One, two...

390
00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:28,500
Wait.

391
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,484
I'm a little concerned.

392
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,417
Blueberries are rich
in antioxidants.

393
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:35,567
So?

394
00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:37,016
So, with all those antioxidants,

395
00:18:37,018 --> 00:18:39,417
what if I run out of oxidants?

396
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:45,634
Sheldon, we haven't won
a game all night.

397
00:18:45,636 --> 00:18:48,033
Now, you either stick
your face in that pie

398
00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:51,367
or I'm gonna stick
that pie in your face.

399
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,217
That's rude.

400
00:18:56,219 --> 00:19:00,816
One, two, three, eat.

401
00:19:09,768 --> 00:19:12,133
Hey, guys,
guess who's back from space.

402
00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:15,049
Not now!

403
00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:21,484
Oh, ow, blueberry
in my nose,

404
00:19:21,486 --> 00:19:23,650
blueberry in my nose!

405
00:19:23,652 --> 00:19:26,167
Snort it down
and keep eating!

406
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,685
You look familiar.

407
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,435
I don't think so.

408
00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:47,768
Yeah, I just saw you
on the news.

409
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,719
You're an astronaut.

410
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,018
Yes.

411
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,235
Yes, I am.

412
00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:54,535
Good for you.

413
00:19:54,537 --> 00:19:56,785
How about a piece
of cheesecake on the house?

414
00:19:56,787 --> 00:19:58,469
Oh, thank you so much.

415
00:19:58,471 --> 00:19:59,935
I've been having
the worst night.

416
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,801
I just got back,
and my friends don't care,

417
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:03,418
my wife's sick,
I went to my mom...

418
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,268
You want
the cheesecake or not?

419
00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:09,834
Yes, please.

420
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:34,024
Perfect.

421
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:38,021
== sync, corrected by elderman ==