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What are you drawing
over there?

2
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A hypothetical containment field

3
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for a Frisbee-sized wormhole

4
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that could serve as a portal
to a parallel universe.

5
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Oh, you silly doodlebug.

6
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You know,
a lot of scientists believe

7
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that making contact
with other life-forms

8
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would probably not
end well for us.

9
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It's a Frisbee-sized wormhole,
Leonard.

10
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You can block it with a Frisbee.

11
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Calm down.

12
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Do you expect me
to build this?

13
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I expect you to wipe the pudding
off your chin. Gentlemen.

14
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Have you guys ever noticed
that Sheldon

15
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always disappears every day
at 2:45?

16
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Really?

17
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He probably just goes
to the bathroom.

18
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Actually, no,
he goes to the bathroom

19
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at 8:00 a.m.
with optional follow-ups

20
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at 1:45 and 7:10
on high-fiber Fridays.

21
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It's sad that
you know that.

22
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Oh, that's just the tip
of the sadness iceberg.

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I'm looking
at his public calendar.

24
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2:45 to 3:05, nothing.

25
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Yesterday, 2:45 to 3:05,
nothing.

26
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Last week, nothing.

27
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Last month, nothing.

28
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He never has anything booked
during that time.

29
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20 minutes a day,
completely unaccounted for.

30
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We should figure out
where he goes.

31
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Ooh, this is exciting.

32
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Like one of my classic

33
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murder mystery
dinner parties.

34
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Right, the case of
who murdered

35
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three Saturday nights
of my life?

36
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Colonel Koothrapali
in ten

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with the olive spread.

38
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It was tapenade
and you guys suck.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

40
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So, how was work today?

41
00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:07,877
Well, I spent most
of the afternoon growing

42
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isotopically pure crystals
for neutrino detection.

43
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That sounds like fun.

44
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Yeah, it was.

45
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Oh, good, I guessed right.

46
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Who you talking to?

47
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Oh, just this guy
I met at school.

48
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Oh, great.
We're still dating, right?

49
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Relax. He's just a friend.

50
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We're doing
an oral report together.

51
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He's really nice.

52
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I'm sorry, what was that?

53
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I had a little stroke
after "oral."

54
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Would you stop?

55
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Look, he just moved here
from London, okay?

56
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He doesn't really know anybody.

57
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Oh, good, an English accent,

58
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the sexiest accent you can have.

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No.

60
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That's not true.

61
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There's French, there's Italian.

62
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No, you're right, it's the best.

63
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Did you tell him
you have a boyfriend?

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It didn't come up.

65
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Well, maybe you should tell him.

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What am I supposed to say?

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Say, "Can't talk right now.

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"Hanging with my boyfriend.

69
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England sucks, you suck,
USA number one."

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Fine.

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"Hanging with my boyfriend.

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Talk to you later."

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Happy?

74
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Yes. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.

75
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What did he say?

76
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Nothing.

77
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What?

78
00:03:26,512 --> 00:03:29,677
"Did your boyfriend make
you type that?"

79
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I hate this guy.

80
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Don't be like that.

81
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Come on, trust me,
he's hitting on you.

82
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No, he's not.
We're just friends.

83
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Look, is this gonna be
a problem?

84
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Because he's supposed
to come over tomorrow to work.

85
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Really? Here?

86
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If it makes you uncomfortable,
I'll switch partners,

87
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even though
the thing's due next week

88
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and everyone already
has a partner

89
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and I'll probably end up
failing the class.

90
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That'd be great. Thank you.

91
00:04:06,545 --> 00:04:08,427
2:44,
right on schedule.

92
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Hey, Sheldon.

93
00:04:09,629 --> 00:04:11,243
Oh, hello.

94
00:04:11,245 --> 00:04:13,410
Raj and I
are heading over

95
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to the genetics lab to pet
the glow-in-the-dark bunny.

96
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Want to come with us?
No, thank you.

97
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Are you sure? They
turn off the lights,

98
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and it's like a cute
little laser show

99
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that poops all
over the place.

100
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I'm quite sure. Good day.

101
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Well, where
are you going?

102
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Where are you going?
We just told you.

103
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I just told you.
No, you didn't.

104
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Well, it's your word against
mine; see you in court.

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Should we follow him?

106
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I don't know, I'm torn.

107
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I want to know
where he's going,

108
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but now I kind of want
to play with the bunny.

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Hi, guys.

110
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Hey, Alex, do you know
where your boss just went?

111
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No.

112
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Don't you know
his schedule?

113
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All I know is corduroy
makes too much noise

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and I have to go find
"quieter pants."

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Come on.

116
00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:03,210
Boy, what I wouldn't give

117
00:05:03,212 --> 00:05:05,794
to get her out of those pants...

118
00:05:05,796 --> 00:05:08,243
and into something
a little more stylish.

119
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This is where
he goes?

120
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What's in there?

121
00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:27,960
I think it's
an old storage room.

122
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What could he be doing in there
every day for 20 minutes?

123
00:05:32,345 --> 00:05:34,293
Well, he's not doing
20-minute abs,

124
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because if he were,
he would have way better abs.

125
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Can you hear anything?

126
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Not yet.

127
00:05:56,178 --> 00:05:58,777
What are you doing?

128
00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:01,043
I'm listening.

129
00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:04,377
Can't you face the
other way and listen?

130
00:06:04,379 --> 00:06:07,410
I can't do anything right
for you, can I?

131
00:06:07,412 --> 00:06:09,644
What the hell
is he up to?

132
00:06:09,646 --> 00:06:12,260
He is kind of a weirdo.

133
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Maybe he's got Leonard Nimoy
chained up in there.

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Or Bill Gates.

135
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Or Stephen Hawking.

136
00:06:18,429 --> 00:06:22,627
Why would he chain
up Stephen Hawking?

137
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Howard, please, you can't treat
the man differently

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00:06:25,129 --> 00:06:27,876
just because he's disabled.
That's not okay.

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If you're wondering why

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I've been staring
through the peephole,

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I'm trying to get a look
at this guy

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who's coming over to Penny's.

143
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To be honest,
I didn't know you were here.

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It's not a big deal.

145
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He's just in her history class.

146
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They're working
on a project together.

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I don't even know why I care.

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You know what, I don't care.

149
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You think you don't care.

150
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This is silly.

151
00:06:54,596 --> 00:06:56,793
I have nothing
to worry about.

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Oh, I don't know.

153
00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,010
Statistically speaking,

154
00:07:02,012 --> 00:07:04,193
I'm sure you have something
to worry about.

155
00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:05,909
What do you mean?

156
00:07:05,911 --> 00:07:09,876
Well, if we assume
your looks are average,

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00:07:09,878 --> 00:07:11,577
right off the bat,

158
00:07:11,579 --> 00:07:14,711
50% of men on Earth
are more attractive than you.

159
00:07:16,844 --> 00:07:20,243
That's 1.5 billion
handsome lads standing by,

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00:07:20,245 --> 00:07:22,677
waiting to rain on your parade.

161
00:07:22,679 --> 00:07:26,594
Well, yeah, but this
isn't just about looks.

162
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I'm way above average
in a lot of other things.

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00:07:30,045 --> 00:07:32,043
Not height, vision, athleticism,

164
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or ability
to digest dairy products.

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I'm talking
about important things

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like emotional maturity.

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You were just spying on your
girlfriend through a peephole.

168
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I liked it better
when you thought I wasn't here.

169
00:07:47,245 --> 00:07:51,127
I'm not saying you don't
have attractive qualities.

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Your choice of friends
is impeccable,

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00:07:53,596 --> 00:07:55,544
you're a good sleeper.

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And last but not least,

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you buy the grapes I like.

174
00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:03,427
You're a real catch

175
00:08:03,429 --> 00:08:05,210
compared to some snoring guy

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00:08:05,212 --> 00:08:08,343
with a fridge full
of lousy grapes.

177
00:08:08,345 --> 00:08:10,510
None of this matters.

178
00:08:10,512 --> 00:08:12,260
I trust that Penny cares
about me,

179
00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:14,343
and nothing's gonna happen
with this guy.

180
00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:17,710
Well, unless of course
he's a skilled hypnotist.

181
00:08:17,712 --> 00:08:20,427
What?

182
00:08:20,429 --> 00:08:23,776
While unlikely, it's still
a statistical possibility.

183
00:08:23,778 --> 00:08:24,943
She might be performing

184
00:08:24,945 --> 00:08:28,960
sexual acts with him
and not even know it.

185
00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:32,076
Now you're just being
ridiculous.

186
00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,510
Am I?

187
00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:35,760
The mind's
a mysterious thing, Leonard.

188
00:08:35,762 --> 00:08:38,360
He could be having
the time of his life

189
00:08:38,362 --> 00:08:41,594
while she thinks she's
a chicken pecking for corn.

190
00:08:52,178 --> 00:08:55,243
Look at us, sneaking around
in the middle of the night

191
00:08:55,245 --> 00:08:58,960
like a couple
of cat burglars.

192
00:08:58,962 --> 00:09:00,843
I think we're more
like ninjas.

193
00:09:00,845 --> 00:09:04,076
I don't want to be a ninja;
I want to be a cat burglar.

194
00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:07,544
Fine, I'll be a ninja,
you be a cat burglar.

195
00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,676
No, we both have to
be the same thing.

196
00:09:11,744 --> 00:09:14,243
Okay, we're ninjas.

197
00:09:14,245 --> 00:09:15,793
Thank you.

198
00:09:15,795 --> 00:09:18,710
But next time, we'll
be cat burglars.

199
00:09:24,927 --> 00:09:26,960
It's locked.
Are you sure?

200
00:09:26,962 --> 00:09:29,460
Yes, I'm sure.

201
00:09:29,462 --> 00:09:31,410
Now, you stand guard,
I'm going to...

202
00:09:34,628 --> 00:09:37,793
It's locked.

203
00:09:37,795 --> 00:09:39,577
Just keep an eye out.

204
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,427
I'll have this open
in a minute.

205
00:09:41,429 --> 00:09:43,594
When did you learn
how to pick locks?

206
00:09:43,596 --> 00:09:46,177
When I was starting to do magic
in junior high,

207
00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:49,210
I thought I could be
an escape artist

208
00:09:49,212 --> 00:09:51,010
like Harry Houdini.

209
00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:52,010
How did that work out?

210
00:09:52,012 --> 00:09:53,127
Pretty good.

211
00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:54,876
I managed to escape friends,
popularity,

212
00:09:54,878 --> 00:09:58,243
and every party thrown
in a 12-mile radius.

213
00:09:58,245 --> 00:10:00,343
There. Ready?

214
00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:02,127
Hold on, hold on.
What?

215
00:10:02,129 --> 00:10:04,293
Sheldon is a very smart man,

216
00:10:04,295 --> 00:10:06,544
and he obviously wants
to keep this a secret.

217
00:10:06,546 --> 00:10:07,626
Yeah, so?

218
00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:10,427
What if it's
booby-trapped?

219
00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:14,427
Don't worry, I'm one
step ahead of him.

220
00:10:14,429 --> 00:10:16,243
Great, what's your pl...

221
00:10:21,261 --> 00:10:22,760
Are we good?

222
00:10:22,762 --> 00:10:25,227
Yeah.

223
00:10:31,961 --> 00:10:33,576
Huh.

224
00:10:33,578 --> 00:10:35,293
Forty-three.

225
00:10:35,295 --> 00:10:38,243
What the hell
does that mean?

226
00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:39,593
I don't know.

227
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,576
The solution to an equation?

228
00:10:41,578 --> 00:10:43,010
Maybe.

229
00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:44,544
It's a prime number.

230
00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:48,510
Encryption systems
are built on prime numbers.

231
00:10:48,512 --> 00:10:51,460
What kind of secret does
Sheldon have to encrypt?

232
00:10:51,462 --> 00:10:52,676
He's always been
very cagey

233
00:10:52,678 --> 00:10:54,710
about what he puts
in his egg salad

234
00:10:54,712 --> 00:10:57,876
to make it so tasty.

235
00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:03,043
It's paprika.

236
00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:04,460
Really?

237
00:11:04,462 --> 00:11:06,626
Well, okay, one mystery solved.

238
00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:11,193
Okay, good night.

239
00:11:11,195 --> 00:11:12,343
Thanks, Cole.

240
00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:13,343
See you at school.

241
00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:14,676
See you.

242
00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:18,343
I'll be right back.

243
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,943
I thought you left
a long time ago.

244
00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,243
What's up?

245
00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:34,543
Hey.

246
00:11:34,545 --> 00:11:38,926
You moving into the apartment
on the fifth floor?

247
00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:41,576
No, I was just visiting
a friend.

248
00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:42,843
Oh, cool.

249
00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:44,210
That cute blonde on four?

250
00:11:44,212 --> 00:11:45,593
Yeah. You know her?

251
00:11:45,595 --> 00:11:47,460
I, well,
I see her around.

252
00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:49,593
I like to keep my distance

253
00:11:49,595 --> 00:11:53,260
because her boyfriend
is a pretty scary dude.

254
00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:54,793
Really?

255
00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:56,576
Yeah.

256
00:11:56,578 --> 00:11:59,743
He's ganged up.

257
00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:01,793
She told me
he's a scientist.

258
00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:05,177
That's the name of his gang.

259
00:12:06,027 --> 00:12:09,793
The Scientists.

260
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:13,127
They are crazy.

261
00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,010
Well, thanks for the tip.

262
00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:17,576
No problem, brother.
Stay frosty.

263
00:12:29,577 --> 00:12:31,693
We're still dating, right?

264
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:45,682
Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter.

265
00:12:45,684 --> 00:12:47,732
Hey, Alex,
and call me Leonard.

266
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,250
Dr. Hofstadter is my father.

267
00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:50,766
And my mother.

268
00:12:51,783 --> 00:12:53,283
And my sister.

269
00:12:53,285 --> 00:12:56,116
And our cat.

270
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:58,816
Although, I'm pretty sure

271
00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:02,233
Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree
was honorary.

272
00:13:02,235 --> 00:13:04,849
May I join you, Leonard?

273
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,699
Sure.
Thanks.

274
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:09,116
Hey, Alex,
let me ask you something.

275
00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:11,899
My girlfriend
knows this guy at school.

276
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,899
He's got an English accent.

277
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,866
Ooh, I love English accents.

278
00:13:15,868 --> 00:13:18,649
Yeah, you all do.

279
00:13:18,651 --> 00:13:21,449
Anyway, I feel like
he's hitting on her.

280
00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:24,515
She says he's just being nice
and that I should trust her.

281
00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,066
It's probably harmless.

282
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,233
You know how it is.

283
00:13:27,235 --> 00:13:30,200
I'm sure you get hit on
all the time.

284
00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,749
Right.

285
00:13:33,751 --> 00:13:35,649
Because girls are always like,

286
00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:37,732
"Ooh, that guy owns
two Star Trek uniforms

287
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,399
"and gets a lot
of ear infections.

288
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,149
I got to get me some of that."

289
00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:44,316
I don't know,

290
00:13:44,318 --> 00:13:46,033
I bet it happens
more than you realize.

291
00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:47,449
Trust me, it doesn't.

292
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,983
You sure?

293
00:13:48,985 --> 00:13:50,866
You're cute, you're funny.

294
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:55,482
Maybe you're getting hit on,
and you don't even know it.

295
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:56,949
Really?

296
00:13:56,951 --> 00:14:00,566
I'm pretty sure.

297
00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:07,532
Okay, I got to get back to work.

298
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,083
Thanks for listening.

299
00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:11,449
No problem.

300
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,349
Hope-hope no girls rip my
clothes off on the way.

301
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,916
Come on,
we're smart guys.

302
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:22,849
We can figure this out.
Forty-three.

303
00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:25,449
What is 43?

304
00:14:25,451 --> 00:14:29,365
Besides my mom's neck size.

305
00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,816
It's the atomic number
for technetium.

306
00:14:33,818 --> 00:14:36,016
That stuff's radioactive.

307
00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:38,399
Do you think
he's building a bomb?

308
00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:40,316
It took him two years
to put together

309
00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,949
that Lego Death Star;
I'm not worried.

310
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,415
Ooh, this could be something.

311
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,782
43 is the number of calories

312
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:52,482
in half a cup
of fat-free yogurt.

313
00:14:52,484 --> 00:14:54,983
Why would you know that?

314
00:14:54,985 --> 00:14:56,348
I'm sorry.

315
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:59,916
We can't all eat whatever
we want and still stay thin.

316
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,816
Wait, in the Hitchhikers
Guide to the Galaxy,

317
00:15:05,818 --> 00:15:07,649
isn't 43 the answer
to the question

318
00:15:07,651 --> 00:15:09,849
of life, the universe,
and everything?

319
00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:12,782
That's 42, dumb-ass.

320
00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:14,315
Hey, hey.

321
00:15:14,317 --> 00:15:16,566
Feelings.

322
00:15:16,568 --> 00:15:19,349
We should stop.

323
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,315
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, me, too.

324
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:22,883
We've got more
important things to do.

325
00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,682
Who cares what
stupid 43 means?

326
00:15:24,684 --> 00:15:26,849
Not me.
Let's go home.

327
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,250
You want
to get something to eat?

328
00:15:30,252 --> 00:15:32,315
Sounds good.

329
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,066
What the balls is 43?

330
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,200
I have to know!

331
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:43,866
Hi.

332
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:46,983
Hey, shouldn't you be out
with your gang,

333
00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:50,282
spray painting equations
on the side of buildings?

334
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:53,116
Come on, I'm sorry.

335
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,782
I just can't believe
you don't trust me.

336
00:15:54,784 --> 00:15:56,153
I do, of course I do.

337
00:15:56,178 --> 00:15:58,275
Then why did you embarrass me
in front of my friend,

338
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,365
who, by the way,
knew exactly who you were?

339
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:04,033
Really?
Your picture's on my refrigerator.

340
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:07,365
Oh.

341
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,566
You know, I'm really starting
to not like this guy.

342
00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:12,182
What is your problem?

343
00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:14,116
Do you use up
all your thinking at work

344
00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:16,232
and then have none left over
for when you get home?

345
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:17,782
I don't know.

346
00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:20,348
It's hard sometimes.

347
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,699
Everywhere you go,

348
00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:24,616
guys hit on you, even if
I'm standing right there.

349
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:25,816
And they're all taller than me.

350
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,399
Why is everyone taller
than me?

351
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,315
You know what,

352
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:31,899
this is all in my head.

353
00:16:31,901 --> 00:16:33,732
It's my problem, not yours.

354
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:35,282
Leonard, why do you
always do this?

355
00:16:35,284 --> 00:16:37,033
Listen to me,
you're the one I'm with.

356
00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,365
You know I love you,
so will you please relax

357
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,200
because you're driving me crazy.

358
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:51,090
You know that's the first time
you ever said that you love me.

359
00:16:52,874 --> 00:16:55,073
Yeah.

360
00:16:58,074 --> 00:17:01,723
We're just supposed to
pretend it's not a big deal?

361
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,256
That's...

362
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,989
exactly what we're gonna do
because...

363
00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:12,289
you're about to make me cry,

364
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,206
and we both know
if I start crying,

365
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,656
you're gonna start crying.

366
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,090
You're right, you should go.

367
00:17:21,092 --> 00:17:23,206
All right.

368
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,155
She loves me.

369
00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:38,090
"Hey, it's Alex.

370
00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:39,406
"Nice having coffee with you.

371
00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:41,306
"If you want to talk more,
I'm always available.

372
00:17:41,308 --> 00:17:43,289
Smiley face, smiley face."

373
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,489
What a friendly girl.

374
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,372
Okay, picture's up.

375
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:54,123
Looks like the camera's working.

376
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,589
That's good quality video.

377
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:58,906
It better be. It's the spare
camera for the Mars rover.

378
00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:01,206
How did you get
your hands on that?

379
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,956
Million dollar camera...

380
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,923
ten dollar lock.

381
00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:07,956
Oh, my God,
here he comes.

382
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,840
This is it.

383
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,923
What the hell
is that thing?

384
00:18:19,925 --> 00:18:21,106
I don't know.

385
00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:22,656
This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

386
00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:24,606
Experimental log.

387
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:29,372
Wormhole generator test 44.

388
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:32,372
Wormhole generator test?

389
00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:38,539
The first 43 parallel universes

390
00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:41,789
I've checked proved to be empty.

391
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,456
I see no reason to suspect

392
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,706
universe number 44
will be any different.

393
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,155
Oh, my God!

394
00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:56,989
Holy crap!

395
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:05,372
Oh! It's eating my face!

396
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:07,006
Aah! It's eating his face!

397
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:15,845
I found your Webcam
and replaced the video feed.

398
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,378
You two should be ashamed
of yourselves.

399
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,061
Sheldon, we're really sorry.

400
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,345
Yeah, really sorry.

401
00:19:21,347 --> 00:19:22,578
Sorry?

402
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,962
You may not realize it,

403
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:27,511
but I have difficulty navigating
certain aspects of daily life.

404
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:30,294
You know,
understanding sarcasm,

405
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,795
feigning interest in others,

406
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:35,762
not talking about trains
as much as I want to.

407
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:37,345
It's exhausting.

408
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,928
Which is why,
for 20 minutes a day,

409
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,712
I like to go down to that room,

410
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,995
turn my mind off

411
00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:45,411
and do what I need to do
to recharge.

412
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:48,494
But what are you doing in there?

413
00:19:48,496 --> 00:19:50,161
And what does 43 mean?

414
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:51,561
You don't need to know,

415
00:19:51,563 --> 00:19:53,094
you don't deserve to know,

416
00:19:53,096 --> 00:19:55,261
and you will never know.

417
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:49,291
One, two, three, four,

418
00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:53,175
five, six, seven, eight...

419
00:20:53,204 --> 00:20:56,169
Drat.

420
00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:59,611
I'm never going to get
to 43 again.

421
00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:03,912
One, two, three, four...

422
00:21:04,547 --> 00:21:05,838
Rats.

423
00:21:05,839 --> 00:21:10,834
== sync, corrected by elderman ==