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Sheldon, your food's
getting cold.

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I'll eat later.

3
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Right now, I'm suckling

4
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at the informative bosom
of mother physics.

5
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It's hot when
Sheldon talks dirty.

6
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So, I found this Web site
where you send them pictures,

7
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they sculpt your head

8
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and make an action figure
out of you.

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How awesome is that?

10
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Oh, let me see.

11
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Yeah, you can pick
your wardrobe.

12
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You can even choose
your accessories.

13
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Leonard, you can get
a little asthma inhaler.

14
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Oh, this is neat.

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Think about all
the action figures

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we've bought over the years.

17
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It would be kind of cool
to have ones that look like us.

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Don't you think?

19
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Yeah, if that's your idea
of what's cool,

20
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you should get one.

21
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Yeah, so, I'm out.

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What do you think,
Sheldon?

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Want an action figure
that looks just like you?

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Would it come with kung-fu grip?

25
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No.

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Don't waste my time.

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You get that these are
personalize action figures.

28
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Honey, if you want one,
just get one.

29
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You're still
out, right?

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Yep.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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A hush falls over the crowd

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as Cooper studies the board.

34
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He makes his move.

35
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He's dividing both sides by "I."

36
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He's adding back
the coefficient.

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He has a value for "P."

38
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He's plugging that back in.

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He takes the derivative,

40
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and he solves the equation.

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The crowd goes wild.

42
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Nobel! Nobel!

43
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Cooper?

44
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Nobel.

45
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Kripke.

46
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Don't look at my board.

47
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What's that?

48
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That's a drawing
of a really cool train.

49
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Don't look at that, either.

50
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What do you want?

51
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I have some
bad news.

52
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You're working
on a grant proposal

53
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for a new
fusion reactor.

54
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I'm working on a grant proposal
for a new fusion reactor.

55
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The university is only allowed
to submit one proposal.

56
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So they asked you to pack up
your things and ship out.

57
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That's hard cheese, Barry.

58
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You're one of the good ones.

59
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No, they're making us
work together.

60
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That's ridiculous.

61
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I am one of the great minds
of our generation.

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I work on a level so rarified

63
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you couldn't
even imagine it.

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I said stop looking
at my cool train!

65
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Hmm.

66
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Kind of a strange place

67
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to put a picture of you
and Bernadette.

68
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Well, I wanted everybody
to know I love my wife.

69
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And nobody to know I forgot
to turn off the laser.

70
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They're here.

71
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Our action figures
have arrived.

72
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This is the best $500
I've ever spent.

73
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$1,000 on action figures?

74
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How can you afford that?

75
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Easy... his family's loaded,

76
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and Bernadette has a great job.

77
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My wife came with both
fun bags and money bags.

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Say hello to an exact
scale model of me.

79
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Oh, I'm not dark chocolate.

80
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I'm melt-in-your-mouth caramel.

81
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Oh, man.

82
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Look at my nose.

83
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Maybe it's a shipping problem.

84
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What?
Yeah.

85
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Maybe Wesley Snipes
and Toucan Sam

86
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just got action figures
that look like you guys.

87
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This sucks.

88
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I can't believe
I wasted all that money.

89
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Aw, and my girlfriend
wouldn't let me get one.

90
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Look at my face.

91
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Do I look smug?
I feel smug.

92
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I hate it when you make me
sit through all the credits.

93
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Well, sometimes there's
a secret ending,

94
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like in The Avengers.

95
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Yeah, but I don't think
that's going to happen

96
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in a documentary
about the Holocaust.

97
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They could
show bloopers.

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Oh, no.

99
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What is that?

100
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That is Sheldon's

101
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"I'm unhappy and about
to destroy the planet" music.

102
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Come on, let's just go
to your place.

103
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Well, wait, if he's unhappy,
shouldn't we talk to him?

104
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"Shouldn't we talk to him?"

105
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Have you learned nothing
in six years?

106
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You doing okay, sweetie?

107
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There is ominous music playing,

108
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and there is an afghan
over my head.

109
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I don't know where you're from,

110
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but where I'm from,
that means I'm not doing okay.

111
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Want me to make
you some tea?

112
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Tea is for when I'm upset.
I'm not upset.

113
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The university's forcing me
to work with Kripke.

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I'm outraged.

115
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So, cocoa?

116
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Yes, cocoa.

117
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Do you have any idea what
it's like to be paired

118
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with someone who's so
incredibly annoying?

119
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Oh, teacher! Me! Me!

120
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See, I did all this great work,

121
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and now he's just going to
come along and ruin it.

122
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I am angrier than ever
and filled with despair.

123
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What beverage
do you make for that?

124
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Oh... no, no, no, I know this.

125
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Uh...

126
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hot apple cider
with cinnamon sticks?

127
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Yes, hot apple cider
with cinnamon sticks!

128
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What the frig, Cooper?

129
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We were
supposed to meet

130
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in my office
a half an hour ago.

131
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And yet,
now you're in my office.

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Cooper.

133
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Welcome to the Thunderdome,
Kripke.

134
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We agreed to exchange
copies of our work.

135
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Let me see yours.

136
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Why don't you show me
yours first.

137
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You think I just fell
off the turnip truck?

138
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We exchange at the same time.

139
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How do I know you're not
going to take my ideas

140
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and publish them
as your own?

141
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How do I know you're not
going to do that with mine?

142
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Yeah, because I'm not interested

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in getting published
in Mad magazine.

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Zingers fly fast
in the Thunderdome, Barry.

145
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Are we going
to do this or not?

146
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Thank you.

147
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So, we read each other's work,
meet again tomorrow?

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Fine.

149
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Nice try.
This is blank paper.

150
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And I am sure it's
still more valuable

151
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than whatever's in here.

152
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Cough it up, Cooper.

153
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Very well.

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If this one's blank, too,
I'm going to be furious.

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Fine.

156
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You!

157
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Always bet on black.

158
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Get that waste of money
out of my face.

159
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It's only a
waste of money

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if we don't
play with them.

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He's right, dawg.

162
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Please, I'm working.

163
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You know, there is a way
we can get action figures

164
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to look exactly
like us.

165
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Oh, yeah?
How's that?

166
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Two words:

167
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3-D printer.

168
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Wait, maybe it's three words.

169
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No, hang on.

170
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Okay, one word, a letter
and a number and...

171
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maybe a hyphen.

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3-D printer.

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I have always wanted
a 3-D printer.

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Of course you have.

175
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They're an
engineer's dream.

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Anything you can design,

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a 3-D printer can make
out of plastic.

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Yeah, but they're so expensive.

179
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Oh, come on.

180
00:08:00,502 --> 00:08:01,583
You deserve one.

181
00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:03,033
You've worked hard
to find a woman

182
00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:04,583
who makes a lot of money.

183
00:08:06,617 --> 00:08:08,983
Well, the prices
have been coming down.

184
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Oh, true.

185
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They're practically
giving them away.

186
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You know, in exchange for money.

187
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And we can make stuff
we need for work with it.

188
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Prototypes
of my CAD/CAM designs,

189
00:08:20,952 --> 00:08:22,033
specialized tools...

190
00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,833
Not to mention
Malibu Koothrappali

191
00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:27,117
and his totally bitchin'
dream house.

192
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We don't need Malibu
Koothrappali's dream house.

193
00:08:30,318 --> 00:08:31,699
Really, smart guy?

194
00:08:31,701 --> 00:08:34,250
Where's he supposed to park
his sweet little Corvette?

195
00:08:36,534 --> 00:08:40,983
The monkey in my tobacco study
has taken to smoking a pipe.

196
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I'm supposed to remove
his brain to examine,

197
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but it's hard because now he
reminds me of my uncle.

198
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You've been
awfully quiet tonight.

199
00:08:51,501 --> 00:08:52,816
Is everything okay?

200
00:08:52,818 --> 00:08:55,083
I'm fine.

201
00:08:55,085 --> 00:08:57,866
All right, well,
how was work today?

202
00:08:57,868 --> 00:09:00,117
Did you exchange your research
with Kripke?

203
00:09:01,951 --> 00:09:03,833
Yes.

204
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,316
Sheldon, what's going on?

205
00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,649
I read his research, and...

206
00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:14,983
it's leaps and bounds
ahead of mine.

207
00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:18,000
Which means the mommy
of the smartest physicist

208
00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:23,083
at the university is not
my mommy as I had thought.

209
00:09:23,085 --> 00:09:25,000
It's his mommy.

210
00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:28,583
Sheldon, I wish there was
something I could do

211
00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:30,083
to make you feel better.

212
00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,449
May I offer you a consoling hug?

213
00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:36,167
What do we have to lose?

214
00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:45,699
How's that?

215
00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:48,649
I feel like I'm being strangled
by a boa constrictor.

216
00:09:51,617 --> 00:09:54,449
Why'd you stop?

217
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:06,207
Come on, Sheldon!
We're going to be late!

218
00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:09,090
I can't go in today.
I'm sick.

219
00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:10,191
You're not sick.

220
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,406
You just don't want
to face Kripke.

221
00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:13,890
No, look.

222
00:10:15,591 --> 00:10:19,423
128.

223
00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,907
See?

224
00:10:22,909 --> 00:10:25,207
What did you do,
put this in your tea?

225
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,090
Oh, dear.

226
00:10:27,092 --> 00:10:30,174
Now I'm not even smarter
than you.

227
00:10:30,176 --> 00:10:32,673
Sheldon, Kripke's not
smarter than you.

228
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,423
You just got stuck
on a wrong path.

229
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,657
Happened to Einstein.

230
00:10:35,659 --> 00:10:38,291
He got stuck on the unified
field theory for decades.

231
00:10:38,293 --> 00:10:40,240
Oh, don't play
the Einstein card.

232
00:10:40,242 --> 00:10:42,507
His great breakthroughs happened
when no one knew anything.

233
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,007
So everything
was a great breakthrough.

234
00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:46,291
Sheldon Lee Cooper,

235
00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:48,007
I do not have time
for this nonsense.

236
00:10:48,009 --> 00:10:50,124
Now, go put your clothes on,
get in the car,

237
00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:51,707
and lets go to work.

238
00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:55,457
All right, geez.

239
00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:57,007
What a grouch.

240
00:10:59,908 --> 00:11:01,291
How did I do that?

241
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,040
I got to remember
how I did that.

242
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,507
Do you realize, by
owning a 3-D printer,

243
00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:10,423
we are reclaiming
the manufacturing process

244
00:11:10,425 --> 00:11:14,341
and taking jobs back
from sweatshops in China?

245
00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:17,740
I think this thing
was made in China.

246
00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,590
Eh, what can you do?

247
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,257
Ooh, I-I think it's done.

248
00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:27,090
It worked!

249
00:11:27,092 --> 00:11:30,090
We printed a whistle.

250
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,540
Amazing.

251
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,573
You realize these things
go for 25 cents a pop

252
00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:35,740
at a party store.

253
00:11:35,742 --> 00:11:38,040
And we made it
in only three hours.

254
00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:42,707
Sounds just like
store-bought.

255
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:47,573
Okay, give me
a superhero pose,

256
00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:48,840
and I will scan you

257
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,540
into the computer
for your action figure.

258
00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,373
Oh, I wish I was
in better shape.

259
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,124
Stop holding
your stomach in.

260
00:11:57,126 --> 00:12:00,073
I'll give you a six-pack
with the computer.

261
00:12:00,075 --> 00:12:01,457
Oh, okay, great.

262
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,790
Now I can look
like Val Kilmer as Batman

263
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,573
instead of Val Kilmer
as he looks today.

264
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,757
All right, you can
suck it in a little bit.

265
00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:17,007
Cooper, we have a problem.

266
00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:18,757
Your work is really not

267
00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:20,790
at a level
I expected it to be.

268
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,623
I know.

269
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,207
Go ahead, mock me.

270
00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:27,174
Just use small words
so I understand.

271
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,423
Don't play dumb
with me.

272
00:12:29,425 --> 00:12:31,340
We both know
what your problem is.

273
00:12:31,342 --> 00:12:32,940
We do?

274
00:12:32,942 --> 00:12:34,590
You have a girlfriend.

275
00:12:34,592 --> 00:12:36,240
So?

276
00:12:36,242 --> 00:12:38,174
So my work would suffer, too,

277
00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:41,507
if I was getting laid
all the time.

278
00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:47,507
Yes.

279
00:12:48,991 --> 00:12:51,191
That is the reason.

280
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:55,757
My work is suffering
because of...

281
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:58,174
all the laid I'm getting.

282
00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:02,256
You lucky bastard.

283
00:13:02,258 --> 00:13:04,790
What can I say, you know?

284
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,406
She enjoys my genitals.

285
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,924
I am giving them to her
on a nightly basis.

286
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,290
Okay, stop bragging.

287
00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,457
You had some brilliant
insights in here,

288
00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:18,673
but if we're gonna
make this work,

289
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,540
you need to buckle down
and focus.

290
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,090
I'll do what I can.

291
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,457
But it's not going to be easy,
because when I'm with Amy

292
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:29,356
and our bathing suit areas
mush together...

293
00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:31,840
boy howdy, is it magic

294
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:42,090
Oh, good,
you're home.

295
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,323
Got a little
surprise for you.

296
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,507
What?

297
00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:46,590
Say hello

298
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,757
to my little friend.

299
00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:54,573
Oh, my God.

300
00:13:54,575 --> 00:13:55,924
That's so cute.

301
00:13:55,926 --> 00:13:58,740
I didn't think there could be
a smaller version of you.

302
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,924
I know, right?

303
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,740
And, thanks
to photographs

304
00:14:04,742 --> 00:14:06,340
and a little
3-D modeling,

305
00:14:06,342 --> 00:14:09,040
here comes the bride.

306
00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:12,124
Oh, Howie,
I love these.

307
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:13,124
I thought you might.

308
00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:14,840
Were they expensive?

309
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,373
Didn't cost a thing.
I made them myself.

310
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,924
How?
Koothrappali and I

311
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:21,540
bought a used 3-D printer
for $5,000.

312
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,073
$5,000 for a
couple of dolls?

313
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:27,239
Are you out
of your mind?

314
00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:30,740
Not just
a couple of dolls.

315
00:14:30,742 --> 00:14:33,373
For as many dolls
as we want.

316
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,373
And whistles.

317
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:40,373
At any point, did it dawn
on you to talk to me

318
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,173
about spending this
kind of money?

319
00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:45,240
It's kind of
dawning on me now.

320
00:14:46,091 --> 00:14:48,256
I don't believe you!

321
00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:51,256
Howie, we can't afford to waste
money on junk like this.

322
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,206
What are you talking about?

323
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,874
We make plenty
of money.

324
00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:56,173
I make plenty of money!

325
00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:58,073
You make peanuts!

326
00:14:58,075 --> 00:15:01,457
Yes, but we're married now.

327
00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:03,040
That means, when you

328
00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,790
get sick,
I take care of you.

329
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,623
And when you make
a bunch of money,

330
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,907
I get to buy stuff.

331
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:14,256
Sorry if you
don't like it,

332
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:16,924
but that's how
love works.

333
00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:19,573
No, here's how
love works.

334
00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:21,123
You're gonna return
the machine,

335
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:23,457
or you can print out a
working set of lady parts

336
00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:24,907
and sleep with those.

337
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,507
Oh, my God! Are you
actually thinking about it?

338
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,406
All right, I don't understand.

339
00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:36,256
Why didn't you just
tell Kripke the truth?

340
00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:38,957
Because the truth
made me look bad,

341
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,907
whereas a ridiculous bald-faced
lie makes me look good.

342
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:43,790
Anyway,

343
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,072
if Kripke asks,

344
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,457
tell him my coitus with Amy
is frequent,

345
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:50,473
intense and whimsically
inventive.

346
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,340
Is my coitus
whimsically inventive?

347
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,423
That is what I write
on the bathroom walls.

348
00:16:02,425 --> 00:16:04,173
"For a whimsically
inventive time,

349
00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:05,373
call Leonard Hofstadter."

350
00:16:08,574 --> 00:16:10,507
I know you're joking,
but I'd be okay with that.

351
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:11,922
Yeah.

352
00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:14,256
Sheldon, can I ask you
a question?

353
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:16,373
Of course.
You ever going to sleep with Amy?

354
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,306
That's awfully personal.

355
00:16:21,308 --> 00:16:22,874
We don't ask Sheldon
things like that.

356
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:24,072
Maybe you don't; I do.

357
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:25,239
What's the deal?

358
00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:28,907
Well, word around the university

359
00:16:28,909 --> 00:16:32,140
is I'm giving her sex organs
a proper jostling.

360
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,790
All right, come on,
be serious.

361
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,039
Look, you guys have been
going out a long time.

362
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:37,507
She would clearly like

363
00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:39,256
to have a physical
relationship with you,

364
00:16:39,258 --> 00:16:40,874
so what are you doing?

365
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,406
All right, we're down
the rabbit hole.

366
00:16:42,408 --> 00:16:44,039
What are you doing?

367
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:47,707
Well, first of all,
I'm quite fond of Amy.

368
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,206
Then what's
the problem?

369
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,356
Penny...

370
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,707
all my life,
I have been uncomfortable

371
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,423
with the sort
of physical contact

372
00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:58,507
that comes easily
to others...

373
00:16:58,509 --> 00:17:01,140
hand-shaking, hugging,

374
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:03,039
prostate exams.

375
00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:09,256
But I'm working on it,
you know?

376
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:13,423
Just recently, I had to put
VapoRub on Amy's chest.

377
00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:16,123
A year ago, that would
have been unthinkable.

378
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:19,707
Now you know how I feel
when I have to put it on you.

379
00:17:20,925 --> 00:17:22,924
Okay. Hang on.

380
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:25,874
Are you saying someday
you and Amy might...

381
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:29,256
actually get physical?

382
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:33,573
It's a possibility.

383
00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:38,406
Oh, my God!

384
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,623
Sheldon, I know this
wasn't easy for you,

385
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,507
and I'm really glad we could
have this conversation.

386
00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:49,757
Oh, yeah.

387
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:51,907
Ow!

388
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,113
Are you sure you
want to do this?

389
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,113
Give up your half
of the 3-D printer?

390
00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,447
Yes.

391
00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:08,731
And can you please make
that out to Bernadette?

392
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:10,564
I was taken off
the joint account

393
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:13,947
until I learn
the value of money.

394
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:16,864
Wow, that's harsh.

395
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:18,963
Tell me about it.

396
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,030
Aren't you gonna eat lunch?

397
00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:25,013
Nah, I blew my food allowance
on Pokémon cards.

398
00:18:27,348 --> 00:18:30,997
Well, the equation
balances,

399
00:18:30,999 --> 00:18:32,731
but it's certainly
not elegant.

400
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,847
Whatever.
You get any last night?

401
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:39,030
Yes.

402
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:41,447
Gave it to her good, huh?

403
00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:45,030
No, I gave it to her well.

404
00:18:47,515 --> 00:18:49,514
Now, over here,
I was thinking

405
00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:51,481
the turbulence could be
reduced if we just put...

406
00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:52,547
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

407
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,531
Was she naked,
or was she wearing lingerie?

408
00:18:58,632 --> 00:19:00,314
I didn't notice.

409
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:03,680
How could you
not notice?

410
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,280
I was too busy

411
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:08,347
squishing all the desirable
parts of her body.

412
00:19:08,349 --> 00:19:10,564
Ah, you're killing me, Cooper!

413
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,863
Can we get back to work?

414
00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:16,614
Sure, sure, sure.

415
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,314
You guys ever use any toys?

416
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,013
Toys?

417
00:19:24,315 --> 00:19:27,614
I do have a model rocket
next to my bed.

418
00:19:27,616 --> 00:19:30,618
A rocket?
You're a freak! I love it!

419
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:35,713
== sync, corrected by elderman ==