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We're all here tonight because
we have no one to be with.

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We've got to stop defining

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our self-worth by whether or not
we're in a relationship.

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We are a community, and as long

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as we have each other,
we're never truly alone.

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That was cool.

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What you said.

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Thank you.

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Uh... would you like
to, uh...

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get a cup...
a cup of coffee...?

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Okay.

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Later, losers!

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So then I went to Cambridge,
which was wonderful

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not only because
it's a good school

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but because it totally
looks like Hogwarts.

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That's where I fell in
love with astronomy,

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and now I'm an
astrophysicist at Caltech,

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so I guess you could say, uh,

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Raj is my name and
stars are my game.

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And rhyming is also my game.

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So, uh, two games.

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Uh, anyway, that-that's
enough about me.

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I want to hear
everything about you.

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I have to go
to the bathroom.

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I go to the
bathroom, too.

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Sometimes more frequently
than I care to admit.

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Oh, I've had it checked out,
it's nothing.

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Hmm! This is going great!

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Mmm... can I have a refill
on my chai tea?

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Yes...

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I have a good feeling
about this.

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I should have bought condoms.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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Welcome to Sheldon Cooper
Fun with Flags.

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My apologies that this episode
is coming late.

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I did shoot one last week,
in honor of Black History Month,

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but I was informed
by my roommate

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that my spot-on portrayal
of George Washington Carver

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could be considered
"wildly racist."

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My heart goes out to the members

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of the African-American
community,

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who, like me,
have been kept down by The Man.

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Now, Fun with Flags is not just
for the flag aficionado;

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it's also for the flag novice,
so, to help me with that,

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please welcome my friend,
neighbor, and flag virgin...

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yeah, not a real virgin.

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She's had coitus many times.

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Sometimes within earshot
of this flag enthusiast.

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Once while he was trying
to watch The Incredibles.

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Penny.

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Hello.

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So, Penny, I understand

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you would like to learn
more about flags.

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Yeah, I can't tell you
how many times

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I've been at a party where
everyone's talking about flags

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and I just couldn't join in.
Yeah.

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Well, you came to
the right place.

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Uh, I'm sorry, can we
just pause for a minute?

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What's wrong?

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I just think
it might look more natural

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if you talked to me
instead of the camera,

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you know, like,
like a real conversation.

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It's something we work on
in my acting class.

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Interesting.

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A few people in the
comments section have said

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that my delivery
is robotic.

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Perhaps that isn't the
compliment it sounds like.

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Yeah, let's try it again,
and maybe, this time,

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you could work
on your body language a bit.

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You know, when you're
all hunched like that,

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you're shutting
the audience out,

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but when you're relaxed
and open,

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you're inviting them in.

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Right.

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And which one do I want?

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Let's try open.

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If our friend, the flag,
has taught me anything,

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it's to go where
the wind takes you.

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As long as you remain firmly
attached to a rigid pole.

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And... action.

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So, Penny...

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what sort of flag questions
keep you awake at night?

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Um, well, I'm from Nebraska.

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So what can you tell me
about the state flag?

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Gosh, Penny...

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what'd you have
for breakfast?

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A big glass of
good question juice?

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The Nebraska state flag
is simply the state seal

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on a field of blue.

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Spread your legs;
invite them in.

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I'm telling you,
something's wrong.

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I can always feel it
when Raj is in trouble.

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Geez, how close were you guys
before we got married?

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Don't look under that rock.

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Raj, you okay?

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You in there?

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Go away!

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Come on, buddy, open up.

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We're worried about you.

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Oh, just because I
stopped going to work

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and answering my phone you
think something bad happened?

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Maybe something
good happened.

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Did something good happen?

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Of course not!

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Nothing good ever happens!

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Whoa.

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What?

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Nope, just-just... whoa.

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It smells pretty ripe in here.

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You kind feel it in your eyes.

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Raj, what's going on?

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I was humiliated
by yet another woman.

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You didn't kill her
and chop her up...

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that's not what we're
smelling, right?

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No.

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I took her for coffee,

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and she snuck
out the bathroom window

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to get away from me.

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Oh, you poor baby.

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I went and looked.

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It was a high and tiny window.

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She must have been
very motivated.

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I'm sorry.
That's awful, but come on.

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you got to shake it off.

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Yeah, you can't stay
in your apartment

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for the rest of your life.

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Why not?

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With online shopping
and overnight delivery,

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I can get anything I want.

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Look,

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I just ordered a case

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of Dinty Moore beef stew

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and two live lobsters on Amazon.

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Lobsters overnight?

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Oh, you're kidding.
Let me see.

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Well, I'll be.

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Look, you can throw
in a couple steaks

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and have a surf and turf.

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The surf and turf sounds good.

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See if they corn on the cob.

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Guys!

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We're trying to get him
out of here,

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not you in.

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You're wasting
your time.

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Just please,
leave me alone.

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Now what?

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I don't know.

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We could go to Red Lobster
and talk about it.

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We're all thinking it.

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I just had the decency to wait
for him to leave.

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Hello, Sheldon.

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Hello.

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How's the final stage

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of your nicotine
addiction study going?

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Fine.

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Just hold on.

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Mommy's on the phone!

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Sorry.

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We've cut the monkeys down
to one cigarette a day,

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so things are a little intense.

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Makes me miss
my marijuana-abusing flatworms.

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Those guys were mellow.

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Good news.

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Uh, the latest episode
of Fun with Flags is online.

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Oh, that's right.
How'd it go with Penny?

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Much better than I expected.

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She even gave me
some helpful tips

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about acting and body language.

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Watch.

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Welcome to my world.

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Not welcome to my world.

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Welcome.

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Not welcome.

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Subtle, but powerful.

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I know.

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I'm still learning
to control it.

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Did you tell Penny
how helpful she was?

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Why would I do that?

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Because she's your friend,
and she did a nice job.

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I'm sure she'd like to hear it.

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00:09:09,985 --> 00:09:12,867
All right.

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I didn't mean now. Hello?

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Yeah, yeah,
you want a cigarette.

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Well,
I'd like a normal boyfriend.

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Deal with it.

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Oh, hi. What's up?

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Um...

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You need me to shut the door

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so you can do
your knocking thing?

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No.

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I didn't start yet; it's fine.

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Okay. So, what do you need?

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Well, I was thinking

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about you helping me
out last night...

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Penny.

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And I just wanted to tell you...

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Penny.

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that the answer
to the question,

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"Who did a great job?" is you.

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00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:01,734
Penny.

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00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,484
Really?

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00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:06,099
Yes, you were very natural
in front of the camera,

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00:10:06,101 --> 00:10:08,950
and I found your suggestions
extremely helpful.

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00:10:08,952 --> 00:10:12,099
Aw, sweetie,
you just made my day.

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00:10:12,101 --> 00:10:13,600
Okay.

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00:10:13,602 --> 00:10:17,400
Hey, my acting class is putting
on a play Friday night.

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00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:19,484
I could put you and Amy
on the guest list.

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00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,767
Oh, that sounds terrible.

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00:10:20,769 --> 00:10:23,099
Why would I want to do that?

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00:10:24,168 --> 00:10:25,600
That's right.

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00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:29,567
They're no good
without the lighter.

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00:10:29,569 --> 00:10:32,700
Well, so much for your advice
on complimenting Penny.

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00:10:32,702 --> 00:10:34,433
Why? What happened?

215
00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:35,534
She tried to rope us into going

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00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,266
to her acting class
to see a play.

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Don't worry.

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00:10:38,402 --> 00:10:39,567
Luckily, I had the good sense

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00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:42,950
to drown that kitten
in the river.

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00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:46,150
Sheldon, that's very rude.

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00:10:46,152 --> 00:10:47,600
She helped you with your show.

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00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:49,267
The right thing to do
is reciprocate

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by going to see her play.

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00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:52,728
Oh, so many crazy rules.

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00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:58,880
That better be Tootsie Rolls

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00:10:58,905 --> 00:11:00,076
you're throwing at me!

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00:11:03,502 --> 00:11:05,283
Penny. Penny.

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00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,866
Penny.

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00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:08,500
Oh yeah, much better.

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00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,649
What?

231
00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:12,982
Amy pointed out to me

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00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:15,283
that since you did
something nice for me,

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00:11:15,285 --> 00:11:18,033
I'm obligated to do
something nice for you.

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00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:19,283
So...

235
00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:22,283
yes, I'll go
to your dopey play.

236
00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:25,149
Hey, I don't want you
to go anymore.

237
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,616
Why not?

238
00:11:26,618 --> 00:11:27,700
You should go 'cause
you want to go,

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00:11:27,702 --> 00:11:28,832
not because you have to.

240
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,982
Oh, Dear Lord, more rules?
Where does it stop?

241
00:11:32,084 --> 00:11:34,616
Can I want to go

242
00:11:34,618 --> 00:11:37,700
because I have to want to go?

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00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:39,416
Okay. Do whatever you want.

244
00:11:39,418 --> 00:11:41,116
Yeah, but now, wait.

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00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,149
Do whatever I want...

246
00:11:43,151 --> 00:11:46,249
or whatever I have to want?

247
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,249
Oh, for God's sake,
just come to the play.

248
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,583
All right.

249
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,033
I don't want to, but
at least that makes sense.

250
00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:06,122
You know, I haven't seen
Raj in several days.

251
00:12:06,123 --> 00:12:09,321
Is he no longer a part
of our social group?

252
00:12:09,323 --> 00:12:12,338
And if so, should we be
interviewing for a replacement?

253
00:12:13,805 --> 00:12:16,405
Perhaps, this time, we go Latin.

254
00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:23,171
He's just decided he's never
leaving his apartment again.

255
00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:24,621
Oh, brilliant.

256
00:12:24,623 --> 00:12:27,388
I've been itching
to pull that trigger.

257
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,854
He's upset because he can't
get anywhere with women.

258
00:12:32,122 --> 00:12:34,321
Would it help if I gave
him some pointers?

259
00:12:39,156 --> 00:12:41,121
I'm just funnin' ya.

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00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:47,388
Hi.

261
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,672
I don't know if you remember me,

262
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,838
but I was here the other night
at your party.

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00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,388
Oh, yeah, you left with Raj.

264
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,787
Uh, yeah.

265
00:12:55,789 --> 00:12:57,438
You're the one?

266
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,787
Okay, let me tell you something.

267
00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:00,555
That guy you blew off

268
00:13:00,557 --> 00:13:02,971
happens to be my best friend.

269
00:13:02,973 --> 00:13:04,588
Okay?
He was devastated.

270
00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:06,754
Sorry.

271
00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:08,288
Can you just give him this?

272
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:10,255
Okay.

273
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,555
But I gotta warn you,

274
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,004
Raj is a proud, passionate man.

275
00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,305
If you go running out
on him again,

276
00:13:17,307 --> 00:13:20,638
you're only gonna get, like,
three or four more chances

277
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,138
before you are history.

278
00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:26,472
Come on, she came back.

279
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:27,672
This is good news.

280
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,971
You should celebrate.

281
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:31,138
I don't want to celebrate.

282
00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:38,221
Not even a little?

283
00:13:38,223 --> 00:13:40,088
I mean... we could have
a pants party.

284
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,472
Go put some on.

285
00:13:42,306 --> 00:13:43,787
Why would I want her number?

286
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,505
I don't want anything to do
with this woman.

287
00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:47,255
Oh, come on, Raj...
No, you don't get it.

288
00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:49,555
I want nothing to
do with any woman.

289
00:13:49,557 --> 00:13:51,754
My heart is stone.

290
00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:55,255
From now on, I'm a monk.

291
00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:58,054
I renounce
all worldly pleasures.

292
00:13:58,056 --> 00:13:59,671
Except for lobster.

293
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,305
And garlic butter.

294
00:14:03,307 --> 00:14:06,004
Boy, I want to tell you
it's her loss,

295
00:14:06,006 --> 00:14:08,671
but you are not making it easy.

296
00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:13,505
You're-you're a good friend
for trying to help, but...

297
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,121
I've made my choice.

298
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,288
All right.

299
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,721
Well, I'll see you around.

300
00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:21,721
See you.

301
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:23,771
Oh, wait...
take her number.

302
00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:25,787
I don't want the temptation.

303
00:14:25,789 --> 00:14:28,088
Okay.

304
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,754
I must be strong
so I don't stray

305
00:14:29,756 --> 00:14:31,004
from my true purpose:

306
00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:33,221
the study of the universe.

307
00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:38,121
All right.

308
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:46,004
Thanks for
ruining lobster for me.

309
00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:52,255
Wait!

310
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:53,620
Give me the number!

311
00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:57,054
Give me
the number!

312
00:14:57,056 --> 00:14:58,754
Give me the number!

313
00:14:59,972 --> 00:15:03,238
So, Amy, what's going on
with your addiction study?

314
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,621
Sadly, I'm no longer associated
with that project.

315
00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:07,804
Why? What happened?

316
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,754
Typical bureaucratic nonsense.

317
00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:12,288
You can get animals addicted
to a harmful substance,

318
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,587
you can dissect their brains,

319
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,555
but you throw their own feces
back at them

320
00:15:15,557 --> 00:15:17,454
and suddenly you're
"unprofessional."

321
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:21,004
I'm sorry...

322
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,555
that I asked.

323
00:15:25,089 --> 00:15:28,138
All right, let's get
this stupid play over with.

324
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,138
Uh, hang on.

325
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:30,138
Empty your pockets.

326
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,088
Why?

327
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,121
You know why.

328
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,288
The Nintendo DS.

329
00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:39,088
And the PSP.

330
00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:45,338
Now the Gameboy.

331
00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:47,787
Aw, for Pete's sake.

332
00:15:49,089 --> 00:15:50,454
Can we go now?

333
00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:51,620
Well, is that all of it?

334
00:16:01,555 --> 00:16:03,021
Just set it down.

335
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:07,255
Just so you know, this is
not a stupid play.

336
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,721
A Streetcar Named Desire
is an American classic.

337
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:11,988
It's about streetcars?

338
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:14,754
Oh, great. I won't need this.

339
00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:30,305
Just a sec.

340
00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,472
Oh, who says "just a sec"?

341
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:33,787
I hate myself!

342
00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:39,971
Hello.

343
00:16:39,973 --> 00:16:41,288
Hi.

344
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,671
Uh, would you like to come in?

345
00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:45,472
Oh, no, I can't stay.

346
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:47,138
Oh.

347
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,338
I just wanted to say...

348
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,721
I'm sorry for running
out of the coffee shop.

349
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:52,787
That wasn't cool.

350
00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:53,921
So, uh...

351
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,971
Yeah.

352
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,088
I'm sorry.

353
00:16:58,922 --> 00:17:00,171
Wait.

354
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,888
Can you at least tell me
what went wrong?

355
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,288
It's okay.

356
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,637
I can take anything.

357
00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:07,787
Unless it's something I did,

358
00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:08,838
or said, or am.

359
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,255
'Cause those are,
like, my buttons.

360
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:15,338
No, it's not any of that.

361
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,921
It's just...

362
00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:18,888
I kind of have a hard time

363
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,954
around people I don't know.

364
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,171
Really?

365
00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:23,255
Then what were you doing

366
00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:24,637
at the comic book store
that night?

367
00:17:24,639 --> 00:17:28,054
I've been trying to force myself
into situations

368
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:29,288
that I'm not comfortable with.

369
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,671
I saw the flyer
in the store window,

370
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,088
and I made myself go in.

371
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:36,121
I don't even like comic books.

372
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,453
Yeah, me neither.

373
00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:38,504
Then what were you doing there?

374
00:17:38,506 --> 00:17:40,504
I lied. I love them.

375
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:44,388
I only said that
so you'd go out with me.

376
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:47,138
Oh, you don't want to do that.

377
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,554
I'm kind of broken.

378
00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:49,971
That's great.

379
00:17:49,973 --> 00:17:50,954
I'm broken, too.

380
00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,255
Oh, no, you're not.

381
00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:53,288
Oh, I totally am.

382
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,587
If it wasn't
for this beer,

383
00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:56,121
I couldn't even talk
to you right now.

384
00:17:56,123 --> 00:17:57,288
I'm a wreck.

385
00:17:57,290 --> 00:18:00,171
There are many things
seriously wrong with me.

386
00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:03,004
And not quirks, either.

387
00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:07,838
Like... diagnosable
psychological problems.

388
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,121
Maybe brain damage.

389
00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:17,288
Well, how do I know
you're not just saying that?

390
00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:20,620
Go out with me on one date,

391
00:18:20,622 --> 00:18:22,754
and I promise you, you'll see.

392
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:25,453
Okay.

393
00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:27,721
Text me.

394
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:29,138
Bye.

395
00:18:30,055 --> 00:18:31,338
You won't regret it.

396
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,453
I'm the most pathetic
guy you've ever met.

397
00:18:35,289 --> 00:18:37,754
And that, boys and girls...

398
00:18:37,756 --> 00:18:39,921
is how it's done.

399
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,920
You love her very much,
don't you?

400
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,853
Yes.

401
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,287
I think you have

402
00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:56,220
a great capacity for devotion.

403
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:59,220
You'll be lonely when
she passes on, won't you?

404
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:03,220
I understand
what that is.

405
00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:04,453
To be lonely?

406
00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:05,936
She's
pretty good, huh?

407
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,386
She is.

408
00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:10,886
But when do they get
to the part about streetcars?

409
00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,287
when I was a very young girl.

410
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,419
When I was 16 years old,
I made the discovery...

411
00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:22,603
love.

412
00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:25,053
All at once,

413
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:27,353
and much, much too completely.

414
00:19:28,787 --> 00:19:30,853
It was like you suddenly turned
a blinding light

415
00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:33,469
on something that had always
been half a shadow.

416
00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:37,087
That's how it struck
the world for me.

417
00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:41,469
But I was unlucky.

418
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,386
Deluded.

419
00:19:43,388 --> 00:19:44,619
She's remarkable.

420
00:19:44,621 --> 00:19:45,803
She really is.

421
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,053
Our Penny's a star.

422
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,586
and softness and
tenderness which...

423
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,919
How can she remember
all those lines,

424
00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:52,970
but as a waitress,
she can't remember

425
00:19:52,972 --> 00:19:54,970
"no tomato" on my hamburger?

426
00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:59,967
== sync, corrected by elderman ==