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You put your horizontal "X"
coordinate here,

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vertical "Y"
coordinate here.

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When you're happy with those,
you press this button.

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Got it.

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Leonard, you'll never guess
who I just found online— Hey!

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Nice shot.

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Eh, his giant head
did most of the work.

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Very mature.

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You're lucky
I'm out of Silly String.

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As I was saying, Leonard,

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you'll never guess who I just
found online: Professor Proton.

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You're kidding.

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He's still alive?

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Yes!

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Who's Professor Proton?

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He was the host
of this great— Hey!

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Yes!

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Sorry, tell me
about Professor Proton.

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Professor Proton hosted
my favorite science show

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when I was a child.

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I never missed
an episode.

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He demonstrated
scientific principles

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using everyday objects.

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It was pretty cool.

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Aw, so cute when you use
the word "cool" wrong.

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Like when kids say "pasghetti."

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Oh, dear Lord!

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Leonard, look!

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He's still available
for parties and events.

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We should hire him.

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Hire him to do what?

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Well, whatever
we want.

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Hang out, do
experiments,

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make him take 12
pictures with us

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so we can make
a calendar.

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It would be pretty awesome
to hang out with him.

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I just used "awesome" wrong,
didn't I?

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Well, I'm e-mailing
him right now.

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Do you remember
his old theme song?

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Of course I do.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Hey, I just found out

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I have to be at
the telescope lab all weekend.

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Any chance you and Bernadette
could take care of my dog?

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Why don't you put her
in a kennel?

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Why don't you put your mother
in a home?

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To be honest,
she'd do better in the kennel.

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I'll talk to Bernie.

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I'm sure it's fine.

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Thank you.

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It's happening!
It's happening!

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Professor Proton is coming
to our house.

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You're kidding!

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You mean the guy who used
to host that lame kids show?

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And you just
got yourself uninvited.

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See? I told you I'd find
a tactful way to do that.

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How'd you get him to
come to your house?

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As Professor Proton
always says,

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"There is no problem
you can't solve

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if you use your noggin."

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And he wrote him a check.
Yeah, that, too. Big check.

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Uncle Howard!

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Cinnamon's here
for her sleepover party!

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You know if you had a stroke,
she'd eat you, right?

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And it would be my pleasure
to be her num-num.

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Okay, so what do I need to know
to take care of her?

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It's very simple.

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For breakfast, she has
an egg-white frittata.

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Feel free
to give her a choice

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of home fries or
an English muffin, but not both.

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We're watching our weight.

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Uh, for dinner,
something simple—

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a veal chop, some scampi,
whatever you like.

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Classy dog.
Yes.

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Also, don't forget
to close the toilet

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or she'll drink out of it.

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I feel for ya.

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I've got a psychotic mommy, too.

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Leonard, are you in bed?

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Yes.

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Me, too.

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Great.

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I can't sleep.

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Well, I can, so shut up.

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Do you realize that
in less than nine hours,

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Arthur Jeffries,
aka Professor Proton,

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will be in our apartment?

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Sheldon, you know that
if you stay up all night,

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you're gonna be sleepy tomorrow.

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And a sleepy Sheldon
is a cranky Sheldon.

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And a cranky Sheldon...

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is actually no different than
a regular Sheldon.

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Good night!

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I'm thinking
of wearing a tuxedo.

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That's not ridiculous.

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Good night.

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Do you have cufflinks?

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No.

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Ah, just as well.
Where can you rent a tuxedo

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at 3:00 in the morning?

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Okay, good night.

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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.

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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.

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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.

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Nice to meet you,
Professor Proton.

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Nice to meet you, Prof...

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Ow!

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Leonard?

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What?

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I still can't sleep.

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She really tuckered
herself out at the park, huh?

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Yeah, you two were so
cute playing together.

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It was kind of fun
throwing a ball

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and not having anyone
laugh at me.

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And you were sweet
not to throw it too far

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so she didn't wear out
her tiny legs.

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Yeah, that's what I was doing.

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You know, there were
a few moments today

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when I almost felt like
we were a little family.

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Really?
Yeah.

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I never thought of
myself as a mom,

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but when the three of us
were out there having fun,

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I felt like maybe
someday we could do it.

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Of course we can.

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Especially if our baby's
as calm and quiet

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as little Cinna...

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Son of a bitch, she's gone!

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Where'd she go?

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I don't know!
She didn't leave a note!

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You were the one

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who was supposed to put her
back in the stroller!

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No, I wasn't! You were!

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No, I wasn't!
Yes, you were!

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Yeah, well,
you throw like a girl!

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I'm getting worried.

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Relax, Sheldon, he's only
a few minutes late.

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Professor Proton was never late
when he was on TV.

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You know, every day, 4:00,
he was there.

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Unless tornadoes
were ripping apart East Texas,

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in which case,
we'd join him in progress.

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It's him.

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Hello.

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Well, I see.

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Yes.

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All right, we can come get you.

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Yeah, well, see you soon.

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Bye.
Where is he?

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The third floor landing.

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The poor old guy's been walking
up the stairs for half an hour.

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It's really you.

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Mr. Jeffries, I am so sorry.

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We should've told you
about the broken elevator.

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I agree.

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Professor Proton,
it's an honor to meet you.

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Just-just call me Arthur.

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Leonard...

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you hear that?

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Professor Proton said

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I should call him Arthur.

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That means we're friends.

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No.

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A friend would've-would've
told me about the elevator.

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Look at me.

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I can get as close
to you as I want

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without my mom saying
it's going to ruin my eyes.

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Is, uh, is he dangerous?

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Actually,
he's a genius.

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I am.

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Th-That doesn't answer
my question.

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Mr. Jeffries,
I'm-I'm Leonard.

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This is my
girlfriend, Penny.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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Well, I hope I haven't kept

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the kids waiting too long
for-for the show.

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Oh, no,
there are no kids.

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No, the-the show's for me.

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Come on. I'll race ya...

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Arthur.

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Is the, is the blonde girl
really your-your girlfriend?

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Yes, sir.

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You're the genius.

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So, do you do a lot
of appearances like this?

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It-It's hard to say.

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I'm-I'm still trying
to figure out what...

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what-what this is.

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We just wanted
to hang out with you

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and maybe learn
a little about your life.

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Well, there-there really isn't
too much to tell.

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After the TV show
was-was canceled,

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nobody in the scientific world

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would, uh, would take me
seriously.

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So I was forced

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to do these, uh,
children's parties

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to-to make a living.

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That's too bad.

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But still, working with kids—
it must be rewarding.

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You-you get bit a lot.

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Let me see
if-if I have this straight.

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You-you two are-are physicists,

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and-and you,
and you want me

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to do a children's...
science show?

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Yes.

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And if there's time,

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take 12 pictures with us
in seasonal clothing.

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You know,

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I'm a real scientist.

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I-I have a PhD
from Cornell University.

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Yeah, that's great.

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Did you bring
your puppet?

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No, no.

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00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,714
I-I hate that puppet.

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Oh, no.

214
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How could anybody hate

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Gino the Neutrino?

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It's nice, huh?

217
00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,681
I got him for
20 bucks on eBay.

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Including a-shipping!

219
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I'm... I'm
awake, right?

220
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Th-This is happening?

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Cinnamon!

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Cinnamon!

223
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,181
You know, maybe she doesn't
recognize her name

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because of Raj's accent.

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Good thinking.

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Cinnamon, come to Daddy!

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Cinnamon!

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Where are you,
my little lamb chop?

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Nice.

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Thanks.

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When this all blows over,
remember that voice.

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It's kind of a turn-on.

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It turns you on
when I sound like Raj?

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Cinnamon!

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Okay, as-as I put
the egg on top,

236
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and-and the
flame goes out

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and-and the air pressure
decreases

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in-in the flask,

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what do you think will happen?

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I think I know.

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It's gonna get
sucked in.

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It's going to
get sucked in.

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Okay, I didn't know.

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Yes!

245
00:12:27,382 --> 00:12:29,714
See, I'm not
a scientist like them.

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I-I figured that out.

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Uh, potato clock.
Do potato clock.

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What's that?

249
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I-I power a clock
with a, with a potato.

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Shut up!

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You can do that?

252
00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:48,014
I mean...

253
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wouldn't that solve
the world's energy crisis?

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No.

255
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Look, guys,

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keep your money.
I-I think, uh...

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I-I think I'm done.

258
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What-what's wrong?

259
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:05,164
Is she upsetting you?

260
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,581
Because I can
make her go away.

261
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No, sh-she's the only reason
I've-I've stayed this long.

262
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Then what is it?

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I don't know.

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I think I'm just...

265
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:21,164
I-I just,
I just don't want to be

266
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,714
Professor Proton anymore.

267
00:13:23,716 --> 00:13:26,214
Well, how can you say that?

268
00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:28,598
Professor Proton's the best.

269
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,631
What-what has it ever gotten me?

270
00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:34,464
I mean, I'm-I'm an 83-year-old
man who has...

271
00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:38,347
potatoes in-in his suitcase.

272
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:41,381
Other scientists think-think
I'm a joke.

273
00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:42,514
And the...

274
00:13:42,516 --> 00:13:48,214
the puppeteer who did,
who did Gino...

275
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:51,798
well, he also...

276
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,264
did my wife.

277
00:13:58,799 --> 00:14:00,231
Mr. Jeffries,

278
00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,464
I need to show you something.

279
00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,264
I'm sorry to hear
about your troubles.

280
00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,548
Uh, thanks.

281
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,847
But if you don't mind

282
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,164
me asking,
uh, the potato clock—

283
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,681
how does it work?

284
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:18,748
Is it a trick clock
or a trick potato?

285
00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:26,431
Wh-What do you two talk about?

286
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:36,014
I wrote a fan letter to you
when I was a child in Texas,

287
00:14:36,016 --> 00:14:40,764
and you sent this autographed
picture back to me.

288
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:43,097
Do you remember that?

289
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,381
I'll-I'll give you a hint:

290
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:49,464
I have a bracelet
with my own address on it.

291
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,347
Well, anyway, um,

292
00:14:53,349 --> 00:14:55,464
you may find this
hard to believe,

293
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:58,431
but I didn't have
any friends growing up.

294
00:14:59,282 --> 00:15:01,681
No, I-I get that.

295
00:15:03,981 --> 00:15:07,297
But, um, I
did have you.

296
00:15:07,299 --> 00:15:09,681
And every
day at 4:00,

297
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:12,347
you'd come to my
house on Channel 68,

298
00:15:12,349 --> 00:15:14,431
and we'd do
science together.

299
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,880
If it hadn't
been for you,

300
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,714
well, who knows what
would've become of me?

301
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:21,431
You know? Instead of a
world-class physicist,

302
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:24,880
I could've wound
up as a-a hobo.

303
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,347
Or a surgeon.

304
00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:30,347
I bet there are
important discoveries

305
00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:31,714
being made every day

306
00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:35,214
because you inspired millions
of kids to pursue science.

307
00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:37,664
In a way, their discoveries
are your discoveries.

308
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:38,797
Yeah, it's true.

309
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:39,847
A generation

310
00:15:39,849 --> 00:15:41,197
of young scientists

311
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:43,297
are standing on your shoulders.

312
00:15:44,365 --> 00:15:45,880
Well, thank-thank you, guys.

313
00:15:45,882 --> 00:15:49,214
That... that-that means a lot.

314
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,930
Well, it's important you know
how much you mean to us.

315
00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:54,381
Uh-oh.

316
00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:56,381
Arthur, are you okay?

317
00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:59,664
I'm having a...

318
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,880
problem with
my pacemaker.

319
00:16:01,882 --> 00:16:03,548
I'll-I'll call
for help.

320
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,713
Any chance we could
plug it into the potato?

321
00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:13,631
No.

322
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,763
Hello?

323
00:16:26,765 --> 00:16:29,064
What do you mean,
you found my dog?

324
00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:32,114
She's with my friends.

325
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,330
Is she okay?

326
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:35,548
Oh, thank you.

327
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,631
Uh, just text me your address;
I'm on my way.

328
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,763
Oh, and if she's hungry,
go ahead and feed her.

329
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,930
But do not give her
anything starchy.

330
00:16:41,932 --> 00:16:43,880
She's having risotto for dinner.

331
00:16:46,432 --> 00:16:47,880
Your vitals are stable,

332
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,548
but let's take you in
for some tests just to be safe.

333
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,264
You want one of us to go
with you in the ambulance?

334
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:54,514
I'll do it!

335
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:57,214
He's not a relative,
he's not allowed, right?

336
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,047
No, that's not a rule.
He can go.

337
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:01,264
Oh, yeah!

338
00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,381
I can't catch a break today.

339
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:07,264
We'll pack up your stuff
and meet you at the hospital.

340
00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:09,264
I'm sorry
things turned out this way.

341
00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:12,097
Well, at-at this point,
I'm just...

342
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,347
glad someone's carrying me
down the stairs.

343
00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:20,880
Met my childhood hero,

344
00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:22,630
now I get to ride
in an ambulance.

345
00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:24,880
Boy, if we can get him
to do that calendar,

346
00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:27,047
this'll be the best day ever.

347
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,347
Can't believe
we lost her.

348
00:17:32,349 --> 00:17:33,381
What was I thinking?

349
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,264
I'd be a terrible mom.

350
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:36,964
Well, maybe with the first one.

351
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,330
But kids are like pancakes.

352
00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:40,598
The first one's
always a throwaway.

353
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,431
How's this look?
It's fine.

354
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,131
Where'd you get
that picture of her?

355
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,264
It's not her.

356
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:52,464
I just Googled
"foo-foo little dogs."

357
00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:56,197
It's Raj. Stay quiet.

358
00:17:57,265 --> 00:17:58,481
Hey!

359
00:17:58,483 --> 00:17:59,663
Bad timing.

360
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:02,014
Bernadette just took Cinnamon
out for a walk.

361
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,880
Hmm. Interesting.

362
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,914
Did they take a walk
down Liars' Lane?

363
00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:08,580
What?

364
00:18:08,582 --> 00:18:10,314
A lane frequented by liars.

365
00:18:10,316 --> 00:18:12,164
Like you, you big liar!

366
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,564
You have her?

367
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,713
Oh, thank God
she's okay.

368
00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,514
Well, I trusted you,
and you let me down.

369
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,214
The poor thing's been shaking
for hours.

370
00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:23,464
I'm really sorry.

371
00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:25,264
Hang on, you've
had her for hours?

372
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:26,864
Yes. I picked her up,

373
00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:29,597
and then we both went for
massages to try and calm down.

374
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,630
And then we got Pinkberry.

375
00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:33,880
So you knew
she was okay,

376
00:18:33,882 --> 00:18:36,281
and you couldn't pick up
the phone to tell?

377
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,297
Well, I-I thought about...

378
00:18:38,299 --> 00:18:39,797
Don't "well"
me, mister!

379
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,047
We've been
worried sick!

380
00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:42,964
She could have been
dead for all we knew!

381
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:44,997
You should be
ashamed of yourself!

382
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,663
Sorry. I-I just...

383
00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:47,630
Sorry's not
good enough!

384
00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:49,264
Maybe you need
to take some time

385
00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,347
and think about
what you've done!

386
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,381
Nice guilt trip.

387
00:18:57,383 --> 00:19:00,347
You are gonna be
an amazing mom.

388
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,613
Thank you, Sheldon.

389
00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:29,197
That-that was very nice.

390
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:30,231
Want me to sing it again?

391
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,114
No.

392
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:38,030
The fourth, the fourth time
was-was the charm.

393
00:19:38,032 --> 00:19:40,147
There anything
I can get for you?

394
00:19:40,149 --> 00:19:41,813
Some apple juice?

395
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,114
Uh, some Jell-O?

396
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,481
No. No, thank you.

397
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:45,897
But I-I do...

398
00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:48,030
I do have a favor to-to ask.

399
00:19:48,032 --> 00:19:49,314
Name it.

400
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,730
Well, I'm-I'm booked to do

401
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,947
a children's party tomorrow,

402
00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:56,930
and, um, frankly I, you know,
I-I don't feel up to it.

403
00:19:56,932 --> 00:19:58,730
Oh, you're not.

404
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,147
You look awful.

405
00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:04,480
Th-Thank you.

406
00:20:06,232 --> 00:20:07,747
Anyway, uh...

407
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:11,697
I mean, you know my act
better than... anybody.

408
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:12,730
I was, I was hoping

409
00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:13,697
that maybe, you know,

410
00:20:13,699 --> 00:20:15,097
maybe you'd fill in for me.

411
00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:17,314
Wha... Are you saying

412
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,164
that you want me to be
Professor Proton?

413
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,364
Yeah.

414
00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,613
Oh, my.

415
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:25,197
What an honor.

416
00:20:25,199 --> 00:20:28,231
Oh, this is like being asked
to ascend Mount Olympus

417
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,463
and dine with the gods.

418
00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:35,964
Or a... Korean family
in Alhambra.

419
00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:40,364
But they'll know I'm not you.

420
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:42,530
Should I call myself...

421
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,730
Professor Proton, Jr.?

422
00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:46,780
Sounds great.

423
00:20:46,782 --> 00:20:50,530
So, in a way...

424
00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:52,697
it's like I'm your son.

425
00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:55,314
What-Whatever.

426
00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:01,297
Father.

427
00:21:03,148 --> 00:21:04,897
Sure, what the hell?

428
00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:09,894
== sync, corrected by elderman ==