1 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:03,161 Oh, that sounds romantic. 2 00:00:03,163 --> 00:00:05,500 It was until I realized the screen had frozen. 3 00:00:06,886 --> 00:00:09,407 Still one of my top three dates of all time. 4 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,762 So, are we ever gonna hang out with this girl? 5 00:00:11,764 --> 00:00:13,131 I'd love that, 6 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:15,135 but she's not really comfortable around people. 7 00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:18,309 Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, 8 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,028 but then I learned a trick. 9 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:21,615 I pretend everyone I meet 10 00:00:21,617 --> 00:00:24,604 is a beloved character from Star Trek. 11 00:00:25,624 --> 00:00:27,076 How's that been working for you? 12 00:00:27,078 --> 00:00:30,583 Oh, like a charm, unnamed crewman in a red shirt. 13 00:00:30,585 --> 00:00:34,841 Leonard, I may have gotten you a job. 14 00:00:34,843 --> 00:00:36,260 I have a job. 15 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:37,262 Yes, he does. 16 00:00:37,264 --> 00:00:39,634 He caters to my every whim. 17 00:00:39,636 --> 00:00:42,974 No, in a couple of weeks, Stephen Hawking's team 18 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,145 is sending an expedition to the North Sea 19 00:00:45,147 --> 00:00:47,784 to test hydrodynamic simulations of black holes. 20 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:50,105 One of their experimental physicists dropped out, 21 00:00:50,107 --> 00:00:51,992 and I recommended you. 22 00:00:51,994 --> 00:00:54,798 Well, do you really think I have a shot? 23 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,768 Yeah, I've worked with Hawking. I talked you up. 24 00:00:56,770 --> 00:00:58,522 He knows your research. 25 00:00:58,524 --> 00:00:59,724 I think this could happen. 26 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,845 He knows... Wow! 27 00:01:01,847 --> 00:01:05,519 Well, now, but do you think that's a good idea? 28 00:01:06,289 --> 00:01:08,325 Uh, you know Star Trek. 29 00:01:08,327 --> 00:01:09,861 Should a guy with no name 30 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:12,467 and a red shirt really go on an expedition? 31 00:01:13,803 --> 00:01:15,205 Hey, don't discourage him. 32 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:16,842 This is a fantastic opportunity. 33 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,178 No one asked you, Uhura. 34 00:01:22,905 --> 00:01:26,745 Would you like to hear a classic Sheldon Cooper factoid? 35 00:01:26,747 --> 00:01:28,832 What do you think? Great. 36 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:33,592 I've been doing some reading about vehicular safety. 37 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,097 Did you know that the highest number 38 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:41,424 of drowning accidents happen on or around boats? 39 00:01:41,426 --> 00:01:43,896 Interesting that you would bring that up 40 00:01:43,898 --> 00:01:45,816 when I might go work on a boat. 41 00:01:45,818 --> 00:01:47,603 Well, that's the thing about factoids... 42 00:01:47,605 --> 00:01:49,123 they're interesting. 43 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,997 I know what you're doing. 44 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:55,135 You don't want me going on this research trip 45 00:01:55,137 --> 00:01:56,888 because you're afraid to be alone. 46 00:01:56,890 --> 00:01:59,093 I'm not afraid to be alone. 47 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:00,680 On land. 48 00:02:02,401 --> 00:02:04,637 On the sea, it would be terrifying. 49 00:02:06,409 --> 00:02:09,029 Because of all the drowning. 50 00:02:09,031 --> 00:02:11,033 Sheldon. 51 00:02:11,035 --> 00:02:13,037 Fine, no more drowning talk. 52 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:14,958 I'll change the subject. 53 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,832 Oh. Who do you think would win in a fight... 54 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:22,189 you or a shark? 55 00:02:22,191 --> 00:02:25,228 Look, I appreciate your signature blend 56 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:28,285 of concern for me and incredible selfishness. 57 00:02:29,204 --> 00:02:30,823 If I get the chance to do this, 58 00:02:30,825 --> 00:02:33,127 there is nothing you can say that's going to stop me. 59 00:02:33,129 --> 00:02:34,964 Very well. 60 00:02:36,803 --> 00:02:39,808 Things between you and Penny have never been better. 61 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,647 I hope four months apart doesn't change anything. 62 00:02:48,092 --> 00:02:51,113 I should have opened with that, huh? 63 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:19,538 == sync, corrected by elderman == 64 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:22,175 If you look carefully at Venus, 65 00:03:22,177 --> 00:03:23,629 you should be able to see 66 00:03:23,631 --> 00:03:26,351 the International Space Station pass by. 67 00:03:26,353 --> 00:03:28,021 Wow. 68 00:03:28,023 --> 00:03:29,558 Your friend was actually up there? 69 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,828 Yeah. He brought me back a T-shirt that said, 70 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,732 "My Friend Went to the Space Station 71 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:36,070 and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" 72 00:03:37,357 --> 00:03:39,377 Did he take the T-shirt to space? 73 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:42,266 Nope. It's exactly as lousy as advertised. 74 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,205 Speaking of friends, 75 00:03:45,207 --> 00:03:47,310 they have been asking to meet you. 76 00:03:47,312 --> 00:03:48,979 I was thinking 77 00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:50,549 maybe we could all hang out sometime? 78 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:51,985 I don't know. 79 00:03:51,987 --> 00:03:53,272 How many are there? 80 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,225 Let's see. Six. 81 00:03:55,227 --> 00:03:58,415 That's pretty cool; I have six friends! 82 00:03:59,418 --> 00:04:01,705 Kind of like Sinatra. 83 00:04:03,241 --> 00:04:05,261 Six strangers? 84 00:04:05,263 --> 00:04:07,249 That's a lot of pressure. 85 00:04:07,251 --> 00:04:09,270 Staring at me, asking me personal questions. 86 00:04:09,272 --> 00:04:11,441 Like, "What do you do" 87 00:04:11,443 --> 00:04:13,061 "Where are you from?" 88 00:04:13,063 --> 00:04:16,318 "Why did you lock yourself in the bathroom?" 89 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,440 Okay, how about you just dip your toe in 90 00:04:19,442 --> 00:04:20,876 and meet one of them? 91 00:04:20,878 --> 00:04:23,632 Will you be there? 92 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:24,801 Of course. 93 00:04:24,803 --> 00:04:26,788 Well, that's two. Three if you count me. 94 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:28,458 Oh, this is getting out of hand. 95 00:04:31,014 --> 00:04:33,217 So, then, during my afternoon shift, 96 00:04:33,219 --> 00:04:35,740 I spilled an entire tray of drinks on myself. 97 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,326 Oh, that's awful. 98 00:04:37,328 --> 00:04:38,829 Not really. My shirt was soaking wet. 99 00:04:38,831 --> 00:04:41,318 I got, like, the biggest tip of my life. Oh. 100 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:46,177 So, listen, do you remember when I said 101 00:04:46,179 --> 00:04:47,964 the similarities of the equations 102 00:04:47,966 --> 00:04:50,436 of general relativity and hydrodynamics suggest 103 00:04:50,438 --> 00:04:53,007 you could find the equivalent of Unruh radiation 104 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:54,594 in a large body of water? 105 00:04:54,596 --> 00:04:56,681 I thought I said that to you. 106 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:02,543 Anyway, 107 00:05:02,545 --> 00:05:04,998 Stephen Hawking's team is looking into that, 108 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,303 and I've been invited to join them. 109 00:05:07,305 --> 00:05:08,739 Wow, Hawking! 110 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:09,974 Good for you! 111 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,043 Well, it is. 112 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:13,264 Just... you know, I'd be gone for a while. 113 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:14,350 Well, how long? 114 00:05:14,352 --> 00:05:15,552 Three, four months. 115 00:05:15,554 --> 00:05:17,072 Whoa. 116 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:19,076 When would you leave? 117 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:20,078 Couple weeks. 118 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,848 Wow. 119 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:23,702 O-Okay, well, I'll just come visit you. 120 00:05:23,704 --> 00:05:25,790 That's the thing... you can't. 121 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,727 I'll be on a ship in the North Sea. 122 00:05:27,729 --> 00:05:29,079 On a ship? 123 00:05:29,081 --> 00:05:32,837 Aren't they afraid Hawking will just roll overboard? 124 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,108 Uh, he's not gonna be there. 125 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:38,231 He's just sending a team to research his theory. 126 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:39,450 Oh, sure. 127 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:43,107 Like when you send me to kill spiders in your bathtub. 128 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,832 Wow. Okay. 129 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:48,451 Four months. 130 00:05:48,453 --> 00:05:50,038 Yeah. 131 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,591 And I'm a little worried 132 00:05:51,593 --> 00:05:54,213 because things between us have been so great, 133 00:05:54,215 --> 00:05:56,968 and I'd hate to do anything that screws that up. 134 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:58,972 Oh, sweetie, if you're gonna screw things up, 135 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:01,828 it's gonna be while you're here, not while you're away. 136 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:04,032 Oh. 137 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:08,392 No. I mean, look, you have to go. 138 00:06:08,394 --> 00:06:10,329 It sounds like an amazing opportunity. 139 00:06:10,331 --> 00:06:11,598 And I'm just basing that 140 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,304 on how much I didn't understand what you said about it. 141 00:06:14,306 --> 00:06:16,975 Okay. 142 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,647 I'll confirm the travel arrangements in the morning. 143 00:06:19,649 --> 00:06:21,368 Okay. Good. 144 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:23,455 I do have to ask you one favor. 145 00:06:23,457 --> 00:06:24,724 Sure. 146 00:06:24,726 --> 00:06:25,910 Sheldon's nervous about me leaving. 147 00:06:25,912 --> 00:06:27,747 Just keep an eye on him while I'm gone. 148 00:06:27,749 --> 00:06:29,534 Oh, I don't know. 149 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:33,257 Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish? 150 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:36,581 Well, flush Sheldon down the toilet and get me a new one. 151 00:06:39,855 --> 00:06:42,726 Really, you guys do not need to throw me a going-away party. 152 00:06:42,728 --> 00:06:43,895 Are you kidding me? 153 00:06:43,897 --> 00:06:46,584 How often can you say "Bon voyage" to somebody 154 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:49,507 when they're actually going on a voyage? 155 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:52,763 Hello, Rajesh. 156 00:06:56,272 --> 00:06:58,775 Hello, Amy. Nice to see you. 157 00:07:01,432 --> 00:07:03,935 What can I say? It's funnier with the accent. 158 00:07:04,955 --> 00:07:06,607 There's beer in the fridge. 159 00:07:06,609 --> 00:07:09,464 Anyway, you guys really don't need to make a big deal. 160 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:10,983 Leonard, you're being selfish. 161 00:07:10,985 --> 00:07:13,955 We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure 162 00:07:13,957 --> 00:07:16,644 when you die at sea and crabs eat your face. 163 00:07:17,647 --> 00:07:19,901 Sheldon, sweetie, shut up. 164 00:07:19,903 --> 00:07:21,604 You know, one of the things 165 00:07:21,606 --> 00:07:23,992 that helped me get through Howard being in space 166 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:26,647 for so long was getting married before he left. 167 00:07:29,638 --> 00:07:32,560 Bernadette, sweetie, shut up. 168 00:07:33,546 --> 00:07:34,797 Okay. 169 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:36,216 I have a request to make. 170 00:07:36,218 --> 00:07:38,220 And now he can talk. 171 00:07:38,222 --> 00:07:40,191 I want to cut open your brain 172 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,613 and see what the heck's going on in there. 173 00:07:44,451 --> 00:07:47,623 The only person allowed inside this head is Dr. Phil. 174 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,527 Anyway, 175 00:07:49,529 --> 00:07:51,798 I-I spoke to my new lady friend about meeting you all, 176 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,752 and she thought it would be easier for her 177 00:07:53,754 --> 00:07:54,921 to start with just one. 178 00:07:54,923 --> 00:07:56,674 Oh, gee, I don't know. 179 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,878 My schedule's a little busy. 180 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,266 Actually, I was thinking Leonard. 181 00:08:01,268 --> 00:08:02,987 Oh. Thank you, Raj. 182 00:08:02,989 --> 00:08:04,106 I'd be honored. 183 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,359 What the hell? 184 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:07,663 I thought I was your best friend. 185 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:10,669 You are, but you've got kind of a big personality, 186 00:08:10,671 --> 00:08:14,510 with your flashy clothes and your Woody Allen swagger. 187 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,716 You know, 188 00:08:17,718 --> 00:08:20,422 maybe she'd be more comfortable meeting a girl first. 189 00:08:20,424 --> 00:08:21,858 Good idea. Bernadette? 190 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:24,029 What the hell? 191 00:08:24,031 --> 00:08:25,816 Well, you're very pretty. 192 00:08:25,818 --> 00:08:27,603 That could be intimidating to another woman. 193 00:08:27,605 --> 00:08:29,773 Oh, yeah. 194 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,830 Hey, you don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend? 195 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:34,617 Calm down, Bernie. 196 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:36,421 You're very scary. 197 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:39,560 It should be me. 198 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,812 Why? 199 00:08:40,814 --> 00:08:43,184 So you can make jokes about cutting open my brain? 200 00:08:43,186 --> 00:08:45,805 A, that was not a joke. 201 00:08:45,807 --> 00:08:47,860 That was a sincere request. 202 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:50,949 And B, more importantly, 203 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:52,503 I was the outsider to this group, 204 00:08:52,505 --> 00:08:54,674 and I know how frightening that can be. 205 00:08:54,676 --> 00:08:57,713 But you guys took me in and made me feel loved, 206 00:08:57,715 --> 00:08:59,934 like I was family. 207 00:09:03,024 --> 00:09:04,727 Fine, I'll do it. 208 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:09,687 So, after I started dating Sheldon, 209 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,191 I met Leonard, and then everybody else, 210 00:09:12,193 --> 00:09:14,664 and they've all been so wonderful to me. 211 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:16,049 That's really nice to hear. 212 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:18,203 Maybe next week, we could all get together. 213 00:09:18,205 --> 00:09:20,309 Oh, Lucy, you don't have to answer that. 214 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:22,813 Don't put her on the spot. She hates that. 215 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,883 Am I right? Tell her how much you hate 216 00:09:24,885 --> 00:09:27,105 being put on the spot. Go ahead, tell her. 217 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:29,694 Ignore him. He's a little nervous 'cause he doesn't think 218 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:31,414 I understand the severity of your social anxiety. 219 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,501 What the...? Are you crazy? 220 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:34,570 You can't talk about social anxiety 221 00:09:34,572 --> 00:09:36,123 to someone who has social anxiety. 222 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:39,129 It makes them socially anxious! 223 00:09:39,131 --> 00:09:40,966 Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist. 224 00:09:40,968 --> 00:09:43,220 I think I'm a little more qualified than you 225 00:09:43,222 --> 00:09:46,477 to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain! 226 00:09:46,479 --> 00:09:47,613 Don't call her my girlfriend. 227 00:09:47,615 --> 00:09:49,317 We haven't discussed whether or not 228 00:09:49,319 --> 00:09:50,819 we're girlfriend or boyfriend yet. 229 00:09:52,273 --> 00:09:53,825 Now that it's out there... 230 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,433 are you my girlfriend? 231 00:09:57,435 --> 00:09:58,568 By the way, if you say no, 232 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:01,173 I'll never be happy again. 233 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:04,162 Not to put you on the spot. 234 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,488 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 235 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,998 We might as well go ahead and eat. 236 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,752 She's not coming back anytime soon. 237 00:10:24,856 --> 00:10:26,074 This is ridiculous. 238 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:27,809 We're shopping for a party. 239 00:10:27,811 --> 00:10:29,614 This store doesn't even have a party section. 240 00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:32,820 Yeah, it does, and here we are. 241 00:10:34,173 --> 00:10:35,876 You know, I have to say, Penny, 242 00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:38,047 I don't understand why you of all people 243 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:40,435 are encouraging Leonard to do this. 244 00:10:40,437 --> 00:10:42,839 Well, I'm his girlfriend; of course I'm gonna support him. 245 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:45,061 Yeah, well, you're his girlfriend for now. 246 00:10:45,063 --> 00:10:46,848 You know, maybe you're not aware of this, 247 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,852 but there is a rich tradition 248 00:10:48,854 --> 00:10:53,127 of men at sea finding comfort in each other's arms and britches. 249 00:10:54,882 --> 00:10:57,636 Honey, this is a big deal for Leonard, okay? 250 00:10:57,638 --> 00:10:59,473 He gets to work with Stephen Hawking. 251 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:01,644 Who, by the way, will not be on the boat. 252 00:11:01,646 --> 00:11:02,713 I checked it out. 253 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:05,050 It's not that big of an opportunity. 254 00:11:05,052 --> 00:11:07,423 And even if Hawking's theories are correct, 255 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:09,994 all they prove is where the universe came from, 256 00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:12,917 why everything exists and what its ultimate end will be. 257 00:11:12,919 --> 00:11:14,770 I mean, me? 258 00:11:14,772 --> 00:11:17,343 I'm interested in the big questions. 259 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,753 Oh, my God, Sheldon the genius is jealous of Leonard. 260 00:11:22,755 --> 00:11:24,473 I'm not jealous. 261 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,143 I'm just very unhappy 262 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,980 that good things are happening for him 263 00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:29,900 and not happening for me. 264 00:11:29,902 --> 00:11:32,623 Look, sweetie, this is a natural thing to feel, okay? 265 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,610 But just because good things are happening to Leonard 266 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,464 doesn't take anything away from you. 267 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:38,385 You know what? Let me tell you a little story. 268 00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:40,422 Once there was a girl who worked at the Cheesecake Factory, 269 00:11:40,424 --> 00:11:41,975 and she wasn't very good at her job. 270 00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:44,597 It was you. It wasn't me. 271 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,651 But she was also an actress, 272 00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:48,388 and we were both up for the same part 273 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,440 in a toothpaste commercial. 274 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,744 She got it. Look, I was so jealous. 275 00:11:51,746 --> 00:11:54,316 But instead of ripping out her fake blonde hair... 276 00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:56,421 You ripped out your own fake blonde hair. 277 00:11:56,423 --> 00:11:58,090 I... 278 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,844 looked her in the eye, 279 00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:02,165 smiled and said, "I'm happy for you." 280 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,835 Because that's what friends do. 281 00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:07,476 They lie so they don't look petty. 282 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:08,611 Yeah. 283 00:12:08,613 --> 00:12:09,947 How? 284 00:12:09,949 --> 00:12:12,085 Like this. 285 00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:14,890 I am so happy for you. 286 00:12:17,297 --> 00:12:18,765 Wow. 287 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,421 No wonder you didn't get that toothpaste commercial. 288 00:12:25,095 --> 00:12:26,881 Hey. 289 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:28,318 Hi. 290 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,655 I want to apologize for Amy last night. 291 00:12:30,657 --> 00:12:33,059 She was completely out of line. 292 00:12:38,204 --> 00:12:40,675 Are you... are you not speaking to me 293 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,513 or did the screen freeze again? 294 00:12:42,515 --> 00:12:44,784 Amy wasn't the problem. 295 00:12:44,786 --> 00:12:46,804 Okay. I know. 296 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,441 It was me. 297 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:50,412 I-I pushed too hard. I'm sorry. 298 00:12:50,414 --> 00:12:51,864 Thank you. 299 00:12:51,866 --> 00:12:54,820 You know, I-I've been thinking that... 300 00:12:54,822 --> 00:12:58,193 maybe meeting somebody one-on-one is too intense, 301 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,396 so... 302 00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:01,233 Friday night, my friends are having a party. 303 00:13:01,235 --> 00:13:02,936 A party? A little one! 304 00:13:02,938 --> 00:13:05,509 It's-it's a farewell for Leonard, 305 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:07,729 so all the attention will be on him. 306 00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:10,485 If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, 307 00:13:10,487 --> 00:13:12,539 they won't even know you're there. 308 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,445 I'm not sure. 309 00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:16,581 Oh, please? 310 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,850 Raj. Come on. 311 00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:18,985 Don't make me beg. 312 00:13:18,987 --> 00:13:22,208 And I'm from India, so I know how to do it. 313 00:13:23,979 --> 00:13:25,715 Okay. 314 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,834 Y... Thank you! 315 00:13:26,836 --> 00:13:28,354 Th-This means a lot to me. 316 00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:30,107 My friends are like my family. 317 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,028 Unless you don't like them; 318 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:34,300 in which case, they're dead to me. 319 00:13:36,789 --> 00:13:39,359 So, have you ever spent a long time on a boat before? 320 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,297 Yeah. Are you referring to the time 321 00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:44,503 we got stuck on the Small World ride at Disneyland? 322 00:13:45,339 --> 00:13:47,258 Yeah. 323 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,434 I'm proud of you, Leonard. 324 00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:53,271 Working out on the North Sea 325 00:13:53,273 --> 00:13:56,059 for months... that's really something. 326 00:13:56,061 --> 00:13:57,946 I know. As far as science goes, 327 00:13:57,948 --> 00:14:00,233 this is the adventure of a lifetime. 328 00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:02,071 Maybe your lifetime. 329 00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:04,259 I went to space. 330 00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:07,432 It's not a competition. 331 00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:08,801 You're right, you're right. 332 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:10,388 I'm really proud of you, and... 333 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,276 I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. 334 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,832 And space beats water. 335 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,542 Rajesh, I thought Lucy was coming. 336 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,546 She is. She's just running a little late. 337 00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:24,883 You know how it is... girls always fussing about 338 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,119 their hair, their makeup. 339 00:14:26,121 --> 00:14:27,306 She'll be here. 340 00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:29,360 Just give it a rest, okay? 341 00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:35,372 Um, can I have your attention, everyone? 342 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:40,080 That's, uh, B-flat, for those who don't have perfect pitch. 343 00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:43,871 I would like to propose a toast 344 00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:46,961 to my best friend, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. 345 00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:50,719 He has been presented with a wonderful opportunity, 346 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:53,941 and I couldn't be happier for him. 347 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:57,866 Thank you, Sheldon. 348 00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:59,987 That must've been very hard for you to say. 349 00:14:59,989 --> 00:15:01,874 Well, I mean it. 350 00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:04,529 I'm really happy for you. 351 00:15:04,531 --> 00:15:07,386 And that's how you get a toothpaste commercial. Cheers. 352 00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:09,940 Cheers. Cheers. 353 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,184 It was really nice of you to try to be happy for Leonard. 354 00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:16,687 Mm. Thank you. 355 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:19,392 It must've killed you when I went to space. 356 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,653 Oh, no. 357 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,874 Buddy, you okay? 358 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,383 Oh, man. 359 00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:33,471 What's going on? 360 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:35,358 Uh, go ahead. Read it. 361 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,562 "Raj, I can't come to the party. 362 00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:38,898 "This is all just 363 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,568 "too much for me. 364 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:43,458 "I don't think we should see 365 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,662 "each other anymore. Sorry. 366 00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:47,666 Lucy." 367 00:15:47,668 --> 00:15:49,336 Excuse me. 368 00:15:49,338 --> 00:15:52,007 Raj, I'm so sorry. 369 00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:54,245 Me, too. 370 00:15:56,936 --> 00:16:00,408 It did not kill me when you went to space. 371 00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:06,002 Monkeys went to space. 372 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,131 Well, here we are. 373 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,935 Yep. 374 00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:16,357 I'm really gonna miss you. 375 00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:18,059 I'm gonna miss you, too. 376 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,365 Penny, we're in the red zone. 377 00:16:21,318 --> 00:16:23,955 The white zone is for loading and unloading. 378 00:16:23,957 --> 00:16:26,460 We're breaking the law. 379 00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:27,746 Okay, there's no space 380 00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:29,165 in the white zone, so... Anyway, 381 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,505 we can e-mail, and I-I think the phone connections 382 00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:33,724 are pretty good. 383 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,562 All right, you have to get out of the car right now. 384 00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:36,847 I'm not going to jail for you. 385 00:16:36,849 --> 00:16:37,882 Would you just relax? 386 00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:40,153 Oh, I see a space in the white zone. 387 00:16:40,155 --> 00:16:42,659 Quick, circle the airport. 388 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:44,529 Did you bring enough inhalers? 389 00:16:44,531 --> 00:16:45,832 Yeah. 390 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,084 And, uh, extra Dramamine? 391 00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:49,706 You remember what happened on It's a Small World. 392 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,009 I'm covered. 393 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,244 Okay. 394 00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:53,965 Oh, dear Lord, a police officer's 395 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,217 glancing in our direction. 396 00:16:55,219 --> 00:16:57,689 We've been made. 397 00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:00,979 Calm down. I'm getting out. 398 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:02,699 I have something I want to give you. 399 00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,201 Oh, Leonard. 400 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:05,688 It's just a heart-shaped locket with a picture of 401 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,709 Leonard's face in it. He got it at the mall on clearance. 402 00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:09,579 Now move, move, move! 403 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:12,502 I love you. 404 00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:14,673 I love you, too. 405 00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:19,015 Don't worry, Officer. 406 00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:20,634 They just love each other. 407 00:17:20,636 --> 00:17:23,189 We're not smuggling drugs. 408 00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:31,172 Raj, it's Penny. 409 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:32,542 Are you in there? 410 00:17:32,544 --> 00:17:34,261 Hang on. 411 00:17:36,801 --> 00:17:38,854 Hey. I'm just coming back from the airport. 412 00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:40,775 I wanted to see how you're doing. 413 00:17:40,777 --> 00:17:42,312 That's-that's very nice of you. 414 00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,181 Uh, come, come. Come on in. 415 00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:45,785 Can't stay long. 416 00:17:45,787 --> 00:17:49,058 I left Sheldon in the car with the window cracked open. 417 00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:52,999 He's gonna go through that activity book 418 00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:55,170 in, like, 30 seconds, so... 419 00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:57,992 Are you okay? 420 00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:00,665 No. 421 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,552 Oh. 422 00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:04,722 I'm so sorry. 423 00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:05,858 No. 424 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,612 It's my fault. 425 00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:10,668 You know, I finally found someone who was right for me, 426 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:13,307 and I-I drove her away. 427 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:16,713 Oh, Raj. 428 00:18:16,715 --> 00:18:18,801 Penny, I... 429 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:20,855 I miss her already. 430 00:18:20,857 --> 00:18:22,325 I know how you feel. 431 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,577 I miss Leonard, too. 432 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:26,933 What's... what is wrong with me? 433 00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:29,823 Why-why can't I ever have love? 434 00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:31,108 You will. 435 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,414 No, I... I won't. 436 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,966 I'm-I'm unlovable. 437 00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:37,972 That's just the booze talking. 438 00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:39,459 No, it's not. 439 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:42,181 I haven't had a drink since last night. 440 00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:52,619 You're talking to me. 441 00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:54,306 I am. 442 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:58,464 And now I'm crying for a whole different reason! 443 00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,016 Me, too! 444 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,414 So I-I guess what I'm saying is. 445 00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:12,308 I get where Lucy's coming from. 446 00:19:12,309 --> 00:19:14,060 That's great. Do you want some wine? 447 00:19:14,062 --> 00:19:15,513 Uh, no, water's fine. 448 00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:18,286 Anyhow, I-I've been thinking about it a lot, 449 00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:21,240 and-and I totally see why Lucy did what she did. 450 00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,159 I pushed too hard. 451 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,696 But you know what? If I back off 452 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:25,783 and give her enough space, maybe there's still 453 00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,169 a future for us. 454 00:19:27,171 --> 00:19:29,458 Yeah, the funny thing about life is that, you know, sometimes... 455 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,597 Does he ever shut up? 456 00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:37,604 == sync, corrected by elderman == 457 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,222 at least my heart is starting to heal. 458 00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:47,059 Slowly but surely. 459 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,829 And how I cried. 460 00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:51,735 It was like a little, uh, thunderstorm on my face. 461 00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:53,472 But I'm a man, okay? 462 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,643 So I need to pull myself together, pick up a pen 463 00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:57,280 and get it all out in my journal. 464 00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:59,083 I mean, it's not all bad, right? 465 00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:00,353 Having my heart broken 466 00:20:00,355 --> 00:20:01,981 has allowed me to finally speak in front of you... 467 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:03,889 so, you know, it was a silver lining.