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to my murder mystery
dinner party.

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Oh, yeah.

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We were meaning
to do that.

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No, you weren't
because it was a week ago

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and nobody came!

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So, if you want to solve
the mystery of who stabbed

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Koothrappali in the back
with the weapon of indifference,

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it was all of you.

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I don't think that
qualifies as a mystery.

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We all knew what
we were doing.

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We're sorry, Rajesh.

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Maybe we can do it next week.

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Whoa, whoa, we're
not that sorry.

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Don't worry, I can take a hint.

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No more murder mystery parties.

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Great. Thank you.
Hallelujah.

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Because I've got something
even better planned.

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Aw! Why?
Come on.

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Just hear me out.

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I'm going to make you guys

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a scavenger hunt
like they have at M.I.T.

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Oh...

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I loved those.

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I did them every year there.

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We did them at Princeton, too.

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Oh, that's cute.

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Like it's a real college.

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That's amusing... I was going
to say that about M.I.T.,

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but it works for Princeton, too.

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Scavenger hunts at Harvard
were really tough.

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I always got stuck on
the first challenge...

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trying to find someone
to be on a team with me.

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I guess that story's
more sad than funny.

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I love scavenger hunts.

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My friends and I had them
all the time.

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Oh, these are a
little different.

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There's a tradition
at elite universities.

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And Princeton.

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A tradition of hunts

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full of puzzles
that rely on logic

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and obscure knowledge, science.

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Oh, in ours we would just run
around town looking for a store

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that would sell us beer.

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So, uh, who's in?

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I think it sounds fun.
Yeah, me, too.

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I'm in.
Let's do it.

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I'm sorry.
Are we really doing this

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or are we tricking
Koothrappali again

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like with the dinner party?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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What's all this?

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Oh, everything
I could possibly need

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to win the scavenger hunt.

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You really think he's gonna
send us to a bowling alley?

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Well, if he does,

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do you know how filthy
those rental balls are?

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They might as well
stand on the corner

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and give away free rectal exams.

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Okay, everybody.

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Who's ready for a...

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scavenger
hunt?

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Somewhere...

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in the city of Pasadena,

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I've hidden

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a golden coin.

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Oh!

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You will be faced with a total

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of ten puzzles!

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Each p...

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Each...

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each puzzle will lead you

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to the location of the next.

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The last of which

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will lead you to the coin.

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The first team that finds it...

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wins!

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He is a born showman.

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Any questions?

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Yes, to be fair, do people

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who went to Princeton
get a head start?

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That's not funny.

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Oh, it actually is
if you get the joke.

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It's based on the premise

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that Princeton isn't
a very good school.

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Ha-ha.

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Oh, see? Now he gets it.

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Okay, guys, go ahead

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and divide yourselves
into teams of two.

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Should we just do couples?

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Couples sounds great.

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Or we could mix things up.

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Maybe pick names out of a hat.

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Whatever.

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Whoa, whoa...

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whoa.

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Why don't you just admit

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you don't want to be
on a team with me.

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I just said,
"Couples sound great."

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Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't
think I'm smart enough.

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You think I'm gonna
be a liability.

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Even though I
totally just used

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the word "liability"
correctly

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in a sentence.

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Yeah.

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All right,
let's-let's do couples.

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I want to.

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No, no.

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Let's mix things up.

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I choose Sheldon,
and we're gonna kick your ass!

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Yeah... really?

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The only time I'm ever
picked first for a team

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and I'm stuck
with the liability?

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Stop that.
Penny is not a liability.

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Thank you. Do you want
to be on my team?

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Maybe we pick names
out of a hat.

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All right, hurry up
and close the door

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so they can't hear us.

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Would you stop pouting?

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So, you picked my name.

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Get over it.

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Yes, and do you know
what the odds are

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I'd pick your name?

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No.

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It's not hard... one in five.

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Now you know why I'm pouting.

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All right, teams.

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Get ready to open
your first puzzle.

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Go!

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Do you see what I did?

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The first puzzle is a puzzle!

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Oh, my God,
how adorable is that?

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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What are you doing?

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You have to start
with the edges.

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Well, there's
no right way, Sheldon.

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I already found
a few pieces that fit.

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Yeah, well, take them apart
and start with the edges.

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And stop wasting time.

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Wow, you're really
good at puzzles.

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I did them all
the time as a kid.

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As my mom used to say,

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"When you're doing a puzzle,

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it's like having a
thousand friends."

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She was full of fun
lies like that.

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If it makes you feel
any better,

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my mom's just full
of pound cake.

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I'm sorry you got
stuck with me.

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I bet you wanted to
be with Bernadette.

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Have you ever played
a game with Bernadette?

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No.

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Have you ever gone

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into a steel cage
with a wolverine?

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Faster, faster, faster!

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Do you not know that word?

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It means "more fast"!

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Stop yelling at me.

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Hey!

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You'll know when
I'm yelling at you.

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Ooh, ooh, it's
the comic book store!

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All right, come on.

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That's where we have to go.

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But we haven't
finished the puzzle.

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Well, it-it doesn't matter!

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We know the answer!

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Come on.
You think you know the answer.

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But it could be a trick.

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What if when
the puzzle's complete,

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there's a sign
in the window that says,

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"Go to the train store"?

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Okay, it's not gonna say that.

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Well, I hope you're wrong.

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I really want to go
to the train store.

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It's the comic book store.

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Let's go!

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Come on, numb nuts,
it's the comic book store!

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It's the comic book store,
it's the comic book store,

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it's the comic book store!

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It's the comic book store.

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Do you think
Penny's mad at me?

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Because you're
in the right lane

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behind a bus
and you won't go around it?

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I'm sure
she finds it charming.

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No, because I didn't
want her on my team.

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I'm starting to think
she dodged a bullet.

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The slowest bullet in the world.

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Geez, I never realized
you were so competitive.

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Yeah, I know.

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It's-it's probably
because I grew up

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with five brothers and sisters

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so I had to fight for every...

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Oh, my God, you did not
just slow down for a bird!

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You know they fly, right?

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I think this is
the first time we've ever

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actually been alone together.

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Huh, I guess
you're right.

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Wonder why that is?

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Well, off the top of my head,
I'd say we don't have a lot

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in common except for the people
we're involved with.

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Plus, when we first met,
Penny warned me never

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to get into a car
alone with you.

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Yeah.

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You know, I bet you and I have
more in common than we think.

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Such as?

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I don't know.

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Tell me some things you like.

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Uh, let's see.

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I like harps,
Little House on the Prairie,

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medieval poetry,
medieval literature...

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Hey, how about some music?

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Great.

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Sheldon never lets me
listen to music in the car.

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He doesn't want to be mistaken
for a gang member.

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Find something you like.

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Beatles, boring.

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Eminem, scary.

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00:09:02,147 --> 00:09:03,428
Weird Al?

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00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:06,461
How old are you?

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00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,261
Neil Diamond?

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00:09:08,263 --> 00:09:10,727
Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.

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I love Neil Diamond.

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Oh, hey, thanks
for letting me use

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the comic book store
as part of the scavenger hunt.

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Oh, my pleasure.

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Always happy to help out
with fun things

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that I wasn't invited
to be a part of.

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Oh, congratulations.

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You're the first team
to arrive.

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Yes! It's not a ruse
to make fun of me.

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It's a real game
and I'm winning it!

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Your next puzzle is a riddle.

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And who better
to give it to you

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than The Riddler?

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:08,544
go, go, go, go,
go, go, go!

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00:10:08,546 --> 00:10:10,360
How am I faster than you?

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00:10:10,362 --> 00:10:13,626
I'm wearing heels and I stopped
to take a phone call.

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I have asthma.

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00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:18,093
Back off!

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"Riddle me this.

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"Arrah, Arrah, and gather round,

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"the work of this hero
is legion-bound.

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"He multiplies N
by the number of He,

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and in this room
the thing you'll see."

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Good riddle, huh?
Yeah.

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So when you guys
plan fun activities,

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does my name even...

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come up, or...?

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I invited you to my
murder mystery party.

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No, you didn't.

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00:10:45,761 --> 00:10:47,743
Oh.

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00:10:49,812 --> 00:10:51,110
We're the last ones here,
hurry up!

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It is a marathon,
not a sprint.

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People run
in a marathon!

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Not with a bowling ball
on their back.

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Hey, Penny, I just
wanted to say good luck,

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and I hope there's
no hard feelings.

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00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,793
Hey, Romeo!

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00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,294
Repair your relationship
on your own time.

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00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:07,494
Relax, it's
a hard puzzle.

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00:11:07,496 --> 00:11:08,860
It's gonna take
a while to solve.

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00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:10,676
"Riddle me this..."
Got it.

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00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:13,576
Hey, Princeton,
look at that,

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00:11:13,578 --> 00:11:15,859
Team Community College
Night School is in the lead.

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00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:20,460
I thought we were
the Lightning Sharks.

265
00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:23,993
Hey, you know what
this could mean...

266
00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:26,460
Oh, oh, that's good.

267
00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:28,626
Then this
would be...

268
00:11:28,628 --> 00:11:29,444
That's it.

269
00:11:29,446 --> 00:11:31,127
To the Neil Mobile!

270
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:34,876
I knew it,
we're gonna lose!

271
00:11:34,878 --> 00:11:36,543
Wait, I got it.
I got it!

272
00:11:36,545 --> 00:11:39,327
Congratulations,
you got it last.

273
00:11:45,044 --> 00:11:47,193
You're really mean,
you know that?

274
00:11:54,894 --> 00:11:57,726
So no one's gonna buy anything.

275
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:01,576
Aha!

276
00:12:01,578 --> 00:12:03,127
Okay...

277
00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:04,743
Let's see.

278
00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:05,960
"To continue
on your quest,

279
00:12:05,962 --> 00:12:07,410
leave no stone unturned."

280
00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:08,460
Ooh.

281
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,743
The next clue
must be hidden

282
00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:10,876
under one of
these rocks.

283
00:12:10,878 --> 00:12:13,043
Oh. Okay.

284
00:12:13,045 --> 00:12:14,277
Sheldon,
I-I've got to ask.

285
00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:17,010
How did you figure out
that it was the geology lab?

286
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:20,993
Oh, simple.

287
00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:22,826
a member of
the Legion of Superheroes,

288
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:23,810
known as Element Lad.

289
00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:25,460
And then
the word "He,"

290
00:12:25,462 --> 00:12:27,127
it wasn't
the masculine pronoun,

291
00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,626
but rather, "H-E,"

292
00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:30,026
the abbreviation for helium.

293
00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,026
See where I'm going with this?

294
00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:35,227
Yes.

295
00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:36,893
Nice try.

296
00:12:36,895 --> 00:12:39,210
Now, Element
Lad's ability

297
00:12:39,212 --> 00:12:41,327
is the power to transmute
chemical elements.

298
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,943
Helium has
an atomic number of two.

299
00:12:43,945 --> 00:12:46,543
If you multiply that
by the atomic number of "N"...

300
00:12:46,545 --> 00:12:47,960
nitrogen...

301
00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:52,444
you get 14, which is
the atomic number of...?

302
00:12:53,711 --> 00:12:55,610
I'm just funnin' you,
silicon.

303
00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:58,010
And that is
the most common element

304
00:12:58,012 --> 00:12:59,177
in the Earth's
surface.

305
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,210
So that narrowed it down

306
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,360
to the geology lab
or the chemistry lab.

307
00:13:02,362 --> 00:13:04,576
Wow.

308
00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:07,459
I can drink a beer underwater.

309
00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:10,210
And I'm sure
your parents are proud.

310
00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:11,776
Now, finally,

311
00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:14,626
the line "in this room
the thing you'll see"

312
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,026
was an obvious reference

313
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,993
to Fantastic Four member
The Thing,

314
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,177
who's made entirely of...

315
00:13:19,179 --> 00:13:20,710
Shut up.

316
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,026
I solved it.

317
00:13:26,362 --> 00:13:28,043
Those are map
coordinates.

318
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,377
Got 'em.
Let's go.

319
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,710
Well, wait.

320
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:33,493
D-Don't you want to know
how I figured it out?

321
00:13:33,495 --> 00:13:35,360
No one likes
a know-it-all, Penny.

322
00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,360
Um, I'm okay with you
driving my car.

323
00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:05,377
I'm not okay
with you flying my car.

324
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,493
Don't sweat it, my dad's a cop.
He can fix things.

325
00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:09,626
Uh-huh.

326
00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:11,493
Like death?

327
00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:13,793
Your kid may be
an honor student

328
00:14:13,795 --> 00:14:15,327
but you're a moron!

329
00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:19,993
Penny's not answering my texts.

330
00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:21,960
Who cares?
Focus on the game.

331
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,526
This stupid game is why
she's mad in the first place.

332
00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:25,626
I'm telling her I'm quitting.

333
00:14:25,628 --> 00:14:26,576
No!

334
00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:27,793
Quitting would be
the worst thing

335
00:14:27,795 --> 00:14:28,960
for your relationship.

336
00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:30,026
Why?

337
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,459
Because it would
make you seem like

338
00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,360
something she already
thinks you are.

339
00:14:33,361 --> 00:14:35,359
What does she think I am?

340
00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:37,576
How do I put this?

341
00:14:37,578 --> 00:14:40,160
She's been known
to call you a name

342
00:14:40,162 --> 00:14:43,327
that usually applies
to a lady part.

343
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,359
Or a cat.

344
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:50,543
Or a willow.

345
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,810
I can't believe
she would say that about me.

346
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,160
If you're gonna
cry about it

347
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,310
there's tissues
in my purse.

348
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:01,244
Unless you got some in yours.

349
00:15:01,246 --> 00:15:02,793
Big willow.

350
00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:31,493
Okay...
another 30 feet.

351
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,826
Okay.

352
00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:33,960
Oh.

353
00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:36,294
It's a bowling
alley.

354
00:15:36,296 --> 00:15:37,409
Yes.

355
00:15:37,411 --> 00:15:38,526
Yes!

356
00:15:38,528 --> 00:15:42,710
My brain is better
than everybody's!

357
00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:01,026
Call me a lady part.

358
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,193
We'll see about that.

359
00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:07,326
Can you reach the clue?

360
00:16:07,328 --> 00:16:08,093
Almost.

361
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:09,710
Hurry, Sheldon and Penny

362
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:11,543
were right behind us
in the bowling alley.

363
00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:13,127
Got it!

364
00:16:13,129 --> 00:16:14,376
Great,
climb back up.

365
00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,409
Come on!

366
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:24,127
Yeah, Penny might
be onto something.

367
00:16:25,327 --> 00:16:27,043
To the planetarium!

368
00:16:27,045 --> 00:16:28,043
Let's go!

369
00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:29,326
To the tar pits!

370
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:30,409
Let's go!

371
00:16:30,411 --> 00:16:32,210
There's a Neil Diamond
concert next month!

372
00:16:32,212 --> 00:16:34,293
Let's go!

373
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:38,493
Three bags,
no one's opened 'em.

374
00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:39,626
We're the first ones here!

375
00:16:40,895 --> 00:16:42,859
It's dirty laundry. You're up.
What? You...

376
00:16:42,861 --> 00:16:43,826
Why me?

377
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,127
Because you've
been training

378
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,243
for this
your whole life.

379
00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:48,710
You live in a pile
of dirty laundry.

380
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,493
They're here first.

381
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:55,110
This is because you made me slow
down for that blind guy.

382
00:16:55,112 --> 00:16:57,376
Okay, the clue
must be in the bag.

383
00:16:57,378 --> 00:16:59,626
The clue must be
in the bag.

384
00:16:59,628 --> 00:17:00,660
What's... it's just
a bunch of pants.

385
00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:01,710
It's just
a bunch of pants.

386
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:03,210
You know,
I'm surprised

387
00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:04,576
you want to copy
my answers

388
00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:06,376
since I'm not even smart
enough to be on your team.

389
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:09,026
Well, why would you want to be
on someone's team

390
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,359
who you like
to call a...

391
00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:12,359
I can't even say it
in front of Sheldon.

392
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,693
What are you talking about?

393
00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:16,676
You know exactly what
I'm talking about.

394
00:17:16,678 --> 00:17:17,576
No, she doesn't.

395
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,077
I just made
that up.

396
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,359
Why would you do that?

397
00:17:21,361 --> 00:17:22,960
Because you were about
to quit like a big...

398
00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:24,326
Sheldon, cover your ears.

399
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,626
I'm not a child.

400
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,793
I know the word "ninny."

401
00:17:29,795 --> 00:17:30,977
Yeah, well, you
should have quit

402
00:17:30,979 --> 00:17:32,293
'cause I'm still
gonna beat your ass.

403
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:34,493
Wish I had a man
like her on my team.

404
00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:36,793
Hey, I-I am every bit

405
00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:38,710
as much of
a man as Penny.

406
00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:40,793
Now, let's do this!

407
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:43,626
Wait, it's not all pants,
there's one shirt.

408
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:44,626
Oh.

409
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,376
Hey, that's my shirt.

410
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:48,110
This one is, too.
No, no, that's not mine.

411
00:17:48,112 --> 00:17:49,127
That has a big
spot on it.

412
00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:50,127
But wait.

413
00:17:50,129 --> 00:17:51,160
So does this one.

414
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,127
Maybe the spot's
the clue.

415
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:58,993
"Sheldon's spot."

416
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,543
The coin is in your spot!

417
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:03,743
Oh, that's clever.

418
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:04,993
Hurry!

419
00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:06,459
Be there in a minute.

420
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,993
I just have to pre-soak these!

421
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:16,443
Stop her, Leonard!
Stop her!

422
00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:25,876
Well, where the
hell's the coin?

423
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,293
Wasn't the answer
Sheldon's spot?

424
00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:29,793
Oh, yes, Leonard.

425
00:18:29,795 --> 00:18:31,993
Yes, it was.

426
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,643
Then where's the coin?

427
00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,409
Yes, exactly.

428
00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:37,793
Where is the coin?

429
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,493
Why don't you look
in your pockets?

430
00:18:45,661 --> 00:18:48,660
I slipped them in there
earlier today.

431
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:51,576
I don't get it.

432
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,543
Don't you see?

433
00:18:53,545 --> 00:18:55,293
When we're all
having fun together,

434
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,376
we're already winners.

435
00:18:57,378 --> 00:18:58,543
Oh, look.

436
00:18:58,545 --> 00:18:59,859
See?

437
00:18:59,861 --> 00:19:02,326
Even I'm a winner.

438
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,359
Are you
kidding me?

439
00:19:06,494 --> 00:19:09,326
That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

440
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:14,476
You suck so hard.

441
00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:16,743
Well, I thought...

442
00:19:16,745 --> 00:19:18,526
Come on,
I didn't want anyone

443
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,209
to feel bad at the end
of the game.

444
00:19:20,211 --> 00:19:22,660
And some of those puzzles
were really hard

445
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,493
and I didn't know
who was gonna get Penny.

446
00:19:30,744 --> 00:19:32,443
Run.

447
00:19:32,445 --> 00:19:34,693
Okay, okay,
that-that came out wrong,

448
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,026
but you have to admit,

449
00:19:36,028 --> 00:19:38,343
you all had a wonderful time.

450
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:42,326
Run to India.

451
00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:45,359
I just wanted to do
something beautiful!

452
00:19:49,494 --> 00:19:50,493
Hey, look.

453
00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:52,660
I won.

454
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:25,138
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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