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Awkward silence.

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Sheldon on his phone.

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No touching.

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Somebody's having date night.

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It's actually steamier
than it looks.

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Sheldon's looking up the phallic
symbolism of root vegetables

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in Renaissance paintings.

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Oh, no, I got bored
with that.

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I'm just browsing
cuticle scissors on Amazon.

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How do you
not tear off his clothes

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and take him right here
on this table?

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If you do that, I'll scream.

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Sheldon, I have some
exciting news to tell you.

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That makes two of us.

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My new cuticle scissors
will be here

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in one to two business days.

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Come on, one.

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I've been invited to
consult on an experiment

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at your university
for a few months.

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Isn't that great?

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We could have lunch together.

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We could carpool.

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You know, riding with Leonard

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has gotten
a little tedious lately.

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Th-The only car game he ever
wants to play is the Quiet Game.

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And he's terrible at it.

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I always win.

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So, you're okay with this?

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Well, why wouldn't I be?

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Well, this project
would have us working

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in close proximity
to one another.

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And there's the vulgar adage

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that one should not
defecate where one eats.

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My father used to say
that all the time.

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That and, um, "Who does one
have to orally gratify

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to get a drink around here?"

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But what does that have to do

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with you working
at the university?

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Sheldon, "Don't defecate
where you eat,"

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means don't have a
romantic relationship

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in the workplace.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Huh.

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Yeah, I always
took it literally.

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That's why I have never
once moved my bowels

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in this or any restaurant.

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Hmm.

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I'm relieved that you
don't have a problem

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with us working together.

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Not as relieved
as I'm about to be.

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It's a brave new world,
little lady.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Are you crazy?

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You don't want

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your girlfriend
at work with you.

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Hell Clam.

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Why not?

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Hairy Fairy.

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I think it could be romantic.

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You know, my parents met
at his place of work.

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Your father's a gynecologist.

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I know.

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What started as a pap smear
turned into a date.

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Which turned
into her working there,

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which turned into marriage,
which then turned into hatred,

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which continues to this day.

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Two-Eyed Cyclops.

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Would you please tell him
this isn't a good idea?

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No, no, I think it'll be great.

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Maybe next time he gets
conjunctivitis at work,

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she can hold his head and try
to put the drops in his eyes.

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Giant baby.

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That's a Raging Ogre.

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm just saying, I'd never want
to work with Bernadette.

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Can you imagine seeing
someone all day long

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and then you're
supposed to hang out

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with them after work, too?

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Hold on. We do
that all the time.

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You and I work together
and play together.

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Yeah, I know, and it drove me
into the arms of another woman.

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Bipolar Bear.

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Well, I appreciate your concern,

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but I won't be seeing any more
of Amy than I already do.

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I assume we'll deduct
any extra time we spend together

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at work from our weekly quota.

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Please let me be there
when you tell her that.

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Why? So you can see the
look on Amy's face

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when she hears
my top-notch idea?

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Please, oh, please,
just let me be there.

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So, Amy, what are you gonna
be working on at Caltech?

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I'm leading a study to see

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if deficiency of the
monoamine oxidase enzyme

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leads to paralyzing
fear in monkeys.

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Oh.

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If they're anything like humans,
the answer's yes.

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Wait, you've-you've done
this experiment on humans?

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You mean like death row inmates
with nothing to lose?

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No, that would be unethical.

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You know,
not a lot of people know this,

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but the monoamine oxidase enzyme

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was discovered by a woman,
Mary Bernheim.

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That's right.

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My phone is just
as smart as you guys.

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Amy, Bernadette, Penny.

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Amy, Bernadette,
Penny.

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Amy, Bernadette, Penny.

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He's never gonna
stop doing that, is he?

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I don't mind.

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I'm hoping to put
his love of repetition

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to good use someday.

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Hi. Um...

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I've reconsidered.

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Uh, you can't work
where I work.

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Enjoy the rest
of your evening.

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Sheldon.

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I-I already signed
the contract.

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I cashed a check.

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Mmm... you are not going

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to come out of
this looking good.

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Sheldon,
I don't understand.

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I thought you said
you were fine with it.

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Well, I was.

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But that was before
Howard explained to me

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how awful it would be
if he had to work

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with his significant other.

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He said what?

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Now, don't be insulted.

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He just thinks too much of you
would be mind-numbingly tedious.

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Excuse me, I need to have
a chat with my husband.

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Yeah, well, now,
well... keep it short.

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Fr-From what I gather,
brevity is your friend.

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So, are we good here?

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No, we're not good here.

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I am working on this project.

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Yeah, and you can't tell her
what she can and cannot do.

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Last week, you told Leonard
he couldn't wear

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his Wookiee jacket
out in public.

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That's different.

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I'm not going to the mall
with someone dressed

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dumb space bear.

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Sheldon, you don't have to worry
about me bothering you.

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I'll be in a different building.

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And we don't even have
to have lunch together.

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Really?

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Yes. Before all things,
I'm a scientist.

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I'm just there to do my work
and, with a little luck,

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scare the living crap
out of some monkeys.

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Hmm.

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You sure your mothlike
personality won't be drawn

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to this blazing fire
that is myself?

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More and more sure.

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Well, then, you
have my permission.

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I didn't ask
for your permission.

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Too late. No backsies.

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No, no, listen to me.
Sheldon misunderstood.

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What I meant was,

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if we worked together,

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there'd be too much
of me for you,

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not the other way around.

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Howard, if you're going
to lie to your wife,

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don't start the sentence
with "Sheldon misunderstood."

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That's a dead giveaway.

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Well?

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Okay, fine.

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I did say that,
and I think it's true.

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I think if we worked together
and lived together,

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we'd get sick of each other.

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Yeah, but to be fair,
he only said the part

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about him
getting sick of you.

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For the love of God, why?

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What exactly do you
think you'd get sick of?

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His only options here
are to fake a heart attack

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or have a real one.

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It-it's nothing
in particular. I...

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Is it my voice?
Am I too bossy?

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What...?

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My arm is feeling numb.

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Nailed it.

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That's the wrong arm for
a heart attack, doofus.

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My point is, I'm sure
there are things about me

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that would drive you crazy
if you had to deal

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with them all day long.

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Like looking me in the
eye and lying to me?

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Oh, well, come on, I just...

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Where am I supposed to
look when I lie to you?

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Find somewhere else
to sleep tonight.

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Oh, Bernie...

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If it makes you feel any better,
Amy and I are fine.

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I mean, really good.

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So, boys, how was
the pajama party?

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You guys jump on the bed
and sing into hair brushes?

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It wasn't a pajama party.

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It was just a couple of bros
hanging out, giggling,

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eating cookie dough
and watching Princess Bride.

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Please, stop talking.

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As you wish.

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I mean, you know, Sheldon,
none of this would've happened

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if I hadn't tried
to help you.

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Uh, it also wouldn't
have happened

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if, in the early universe,

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hydrogen was a little more
common or a little less common.

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This is fun. Your turn.

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Gentlemen.
Hey, Amy.

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Hello.

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That was kind of icy.

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You two okay?

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Oh, we're fine.

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As Howard advised,

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she's merely respecting our
professional boundaries.

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Smart.

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Take relationship advice
from a man

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who spent last night
braiding Raj's hair.

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Yeah, you make
a good point.

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It would appear
I was worried for nothing.

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Look at her, desperately wishing

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she was over here
at the cool table.

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Don't worry, little moth.

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The flame will come to you.

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Oh, uh...

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on the off chance that
Bernadette doesn't call back

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and apologize,
how do you feel

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about Mexican food
for dinner tonight?

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I-I don't know.
Sounds kind of heavy.

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That's 'cause you always
fill up on chips.

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And this is Dr. Gunderson
from Stockholm.

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Ah, Sweden.

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Yeah, home of my favorite Muppet

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and, uh,
second favorite meatball.

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Okay, the Nordic reputation for
lack of humor is well-founded.

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Boy, is his name Gunderson
or No-Funderson?

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Where are we going
with this, Dr. Cooper?

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00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,511
Oh, please, I'm your boyfriend.

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You call me Sheldon.

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That's right,
I am in a boy-girl relationship

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with this cute little
lump of wool.

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Sheldon...

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It's a physical
relationship, too.

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Hand-holding, hugging...
even on hot days.

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Ow.

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Okay, here's a new one.

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Apparently now
we kick each other

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in the shin under the table.

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How do you like it
when I do it to you?

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Not so much, huh?

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Test subject D7,

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aka Betsy, fear response study.

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Image number one: Frenchman
on bicycle carrying baguettes.

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No visible reaction.

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00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,113
Image number two: sousaphone.

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Still no reaction.

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00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:12,080
Okay.

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00:11:12,082 --> 00:11:13,713
Let's kick things up a notch.

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Image number three: crocodile
with a mouthful of monkeys.

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Okay, now we're talking.

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Dr. Fowler?

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00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:27,463
What do you want, Sheldon?

259
00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:29,546
Well, I'm done
with work, so...

260
00:11:30,748 --> 00:11:32,680
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

261
00:11:32,682 --> 00:11:35,412
Sorry. Uh...

262
00:11:35,414 --> 00:11:36,846
Better?

263
00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:38,013
Oh, baguettes.

264
00:11:38,015 --> 00:11:40,213
Yes, I like baguettes.

265
00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:42,412
What exactly
are you doing?

266
00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:44,846
Determining baseline fear levels
in capuchin monkeys

267
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:47,180
by measuring their response
to visual stimuli.

268
00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:48,646
So, goofing off.

269
00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:53,880
As I was saying, I'm done
with work and Leonard's not.

270
00:11:53,882 --> 00:11:56,513
So good news,
you get to take me home.

271
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,546
Play your cards right,

272
00:11:57,548 --> 00:11:59,047
I'll let you drive me

273
00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:02,130
past the lot
where the buses park at night.

274
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,930
I can't leave now, Sheldon.

275
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,047
I'm very busy.

276
00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:06,846
Besides, why would I want
to do you a favor

277
00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:08,863
after the way you treated
me in the cafeteria?

278
00:12:08,865 --> 00:12:11,412
Image number four:
boa constrictor.

279
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:18,213
What on earth
are you talking about?

280
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,763
My behavior
in the cafeteria

281
00:12:19,765 --> 00:12:21,579
was delightful.

282
00:12:21,581 --> 00:12:23,763
Maybe your friend
Gunderson needs

283
00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:25,713
to head over
to IKEA and assemble

284
00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:28,646
a sense of humor.

285
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,629
You embarrassed me
in front of my colleagues

286
00:12:30,631 --> 00:12:32,246
on my first day here.

287
00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:34,047
Image number five:

288
00:12:34,049 --> 00:12:35,446
kitten in a teacup.

289
00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,646
Oh.

290
00:12:41,214 --> 00:12:43,780
Oh... embarrassed you?
You know what?

291
00:12:43,782 --> 00:12:46,680
I don't have time for this.
Find another way home.

292
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,696
I'm starting to get the sense
that you're angry with me.

293
00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,245
Really?
What tipped you off?

294
00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:52,296
Couple things, actually.

295
00:12:52,298 --> 00:12:53,412
Your tone of voice,
your body language...

296
00:12:53,414 --> 00:12:55,047
Get out.
Well, now, that.

297
00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:59,546
Image number six:
woman giving birth.

298
00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:10,412
It's 9:00.
Where you been?

299
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,529
Oh, I had to take
the bus home.

300
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:17,063
Fell asleep and missed my stop.

301
00:13:17,065 --> 00:13:18,863
Oh, no.

302
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:22,846
Did you know that Los Angeles
has a Little Sri Lanka?

303
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:25,197
I did not.

304
00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:27,212
Well, I do... now.

305
00:13:27,214 --> 00:13:29,913
They're a lovely people.

306
00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:33,579
Although terrifying when you
wake up face-to-face with them.

307
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,846
If you're hungry, I brought home

308
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,830
some mutton and coconut milk.

309
00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:39,813
Why'd you get that?
You hate lamb.

310
00:13:39,815 --> 00:13:41,880
I was asking for directions.

311
00:13:41,882 --> 00:13:45,396
Apparently, there was
a communication problem.

312
00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:48,513
I thought Amy was gonna
drive you home.

313
00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:49,796
Yeah, I thought so, too,

314
00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,963
but she's acting very strangely.

315
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,963
I was discussing it with
a Sri Lankan fellow on the bus,

316
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:58,047
and he hypothesized
that a tiger may have

317
00:13:58,049 --> 00:14:00,229
recently run across her shadow.

318
00:14:02,081 --> 00:14:04,513
Although he may have just been
trying to drum up business

319
00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:07,513
for his brother-in-law's
witch doctor practice.

320
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,997
Okay, Sheldon, what happened
between you and Amy?

321
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:16,730
Well, can you believe
she said I embarrassed her?

322
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,813
Yeah.

323
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:21,596
But you didn't
even hear the details.

324
00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,629
Sheldon...

325
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,013
I've known you
a long time,

326
00:14:28,015 --> 00:14:29,429
and I'm going
to tell you this

327
00:14:29,431 --> 00:14:33,296
with all the love
I can possibly muster.

328
00:14:33,298 --> 00:14:34,296
Amy's right.

329
00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:35,746
You're wrong.

330
00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:37,796
But you don't even know...

331
00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:39,212
Doesn't matter.

332
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:41,830
But, now, but in my defense...
Doesn't matter.

333
00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:44,063
You're not listening
to my side of it.

334
00:14:44,065 --> 00:14:46,396
Okay, fine, Sheldon.
What is your side?

335
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:48,412
Well...

336
00:14:48,414 --> 00:14:50,913
Nope, got to go with
Amy on this one.

337
00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:57,796
Shrimp was spicy.

338
00:14:57,798 --> 00:14:59,229
You want a TUMS?

339
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,546
You got
the tropical fruit kind?

340
00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,063
No, if I buy those, I just
go through them like candy.

341
00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:04,496
Tell me about it.

342
00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:07,212
One time, I swear
I pooped out a stick of chalk.

343
00:15:09,247 --> 00:15:11,463
I'll get it.
Thanks.

344
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,463
Hi.

345
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:15,629
Oh, hi.

346
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:17,796
I may have overreacted.

347
00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:21,713
Yeah, well, I didn't
handle it so great, either.

348
00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:24,129
It's just sometimes I feel
like you enjoy spending time

349
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,179
with your friends
more than with me.

350
00:15:26,181 --> 00:15:27,997
That's not true.
It's not?

351
00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:29,680
You spend all day
together at work,

352
00:15:29,682 --> 00:15:31,796
and then you all hang out
at night playing games,

353
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,312
going to the comic book store.

354
00:15:33,314 --> 00:15:35,930
Last week, you two got
a couples massage.

355
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:41,129
So, when you said you wouldn't
want to spend that much time

356
00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:44,096
with me, it really
hurt my feelings.

357
00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:45,713
Oh, wow.

358
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,047
Yeah, no, I get that.

359
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,179
I'm so sorry.

360
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,930
Starting tomorrow, I am
turning over a new leaf.

361
00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:54,047
Time with you is my
number one priority.

362
00:15:56,049 --> 00:15:57,746
Why tomorrow?

363
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:01,563
Well, we're real close
to finishing off

364
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:03,429
the new Batman game.

365
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:07,713
It is awesome.

366
00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:12,046
Uh, you should probably
go after her.

367
00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:13,796
Should I go after you?

368
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,963
No!

369
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:20,129
Thanks for getting me
in trouble.

370
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,296
Amy.

371
00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:26,312
Amy.

372
00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:29,129
Amy.

373
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:33,346
Sheldon, what are you
doing here so late?

374
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,212
I couldn't sleep
because I kept thinking

375
00:16:35,214 --> 00:16:37,463
about what happened
earlier between us.

376
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:41,629
Also, I had one heck
of a bus nap.

377
00:16:42,764 --> 00:16:43,913
Oh, speaking of which,

378
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,796
do you want some mutton
and coconut milk?

379
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:47,863
No.

380
00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:50,629
Well, I cannot give
this stuff away.

381
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:53,079
What do you want?

382
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:56,646
Amy, this isn't easy to say.

383
00:16:57,764 --> 00:17:00,746
All relationships are difficult,

384
00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:03,680
but even more so
when you're in one

385
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,513
with a person who struggles

386
00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:07,846
with everyday
social interactions.

387
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:09,513
And frankly...

388
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:11,129
who can strike some people

389
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,646
as being kind of a weirdo.

390
00:17:13,648 --> 00:17:15,629
Sheldon...

391
00:17:15,631 --> 00:17:17,629
you're not a weirdo.

392
00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:20,246
I wasn't speaking about me.

393
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,412
I mean, honestly,
there's no telling

394
00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:26,046
what will set you off.

395
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:28,262
You know, introducing
myself as your boyfriend.

396
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:31,513
Giving you the opportunity
to drive me home.

397
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:33,579
Breaking the ice
with your colleagues

398
00:17:33,581 --> 00:17:36,746
using ethnic humor,
the funniest kind of humor.

399
00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:40,179
What's your point?

400
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:42,579
My point is, we're a couple.

401
00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:44,312
And...

402
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,429
I like you for who you are.

403
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:48,312
Quirks and all.

404
00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:51,596
I like you, too.

405
00:17:51,598 --> 00:17:54,129
Well, I should hope so.

406
00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:56,262
I don't see anyone else
banging on this door

407
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:58,763
to put up with your nonsense.

408
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,513
Not even a good-bye?

409
00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:07,012
You see,
that's the kind of thing

410
00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:09,546
that makes people
think you're weird.

411
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,346
Poor kid.

412
00:18:11,348 --> 00:18:13,429
She just doesn't see it.

413
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,602
I'm not apologizing
to Howard.

414
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,251
He can come beg me
on his knees.

415
00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:27,602
Sheldon, too.

416
00:18:27,604 --> 00:18:30,101
If I see him at work,
I'm just going to ignore him.

417
00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,935
All right, don't worry.
I talked to Leonard.

418
00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:34,702
He is gonna sit the guys down
and set them straight.

419
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:36,719
Laser's warmed up.

420
00:18:36,795 --> 00:18:37,826
Pull!

421
00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:45,164
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