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What are you
working on?

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Can't talk.
In the zone.

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Do you know
what he's doing?

4
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Could be anything.

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Last time he was like this,
he figured out

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electron transport in graphene.

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The time before that,
he was making a list

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of who's allowed in his
tree fort if fe ever gets one.

9
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Still can't believe
I didn't make the cut.

10
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Uh, Sheldon,
you want to take a break?

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Your food's ready.

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No, no,
what are you doing?

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He's both happy and quiet.

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It's like seeing a unicorn
and Bigfoot at the same time.

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Sorry we're so late.

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Bernadette got
stuck at work.

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Great news!

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A raccoon virus just
crossed the species barrier

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and now can infect humans!

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Why is that great news?

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In the pharmaceutical business,
we have a saying:

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"Mo' infections, mo' money."

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Wait!

24
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Maybe you want to wash

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your little raccoon
hands first.

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Oh, calm down.

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If I had it,
I'd be dead already.

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Guys, listen up.

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Can't listen, zone.

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Also don't care.

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Next week is the anniversary

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of my first date
with Bernadette.

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Really don't care.

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I want to do something special,

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and I was hoping
you guys could be a part of it.

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Aw, what horrible thing

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are you trying
to make up for?

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Just putting something
in the bank

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for what horrible thing
I do next.

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Ah.

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Look, she's gonna be back
any second, so here's the deal:

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I'm writing a song,
and I was hoping

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we could all play it
for her together.

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Aw...
Oh, I love that.

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That is so beautiful.

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Sheldon?

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When did we get to
The Cheesecake Factory?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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It's really sweet what Howard
wants to do for Bernadette.

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Yeah.

51
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Hey, how come you've never
done anything romantic

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to celebrate
our first date?

53
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Well, for starters, you've
broken up with me so many times,

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which first date
are we talking about?

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Ooh, somebody call
the burn ward.

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And back to the zone.

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And besides, I do romantic
things for you all the time.

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Can you even name

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one romantic thing
you've done for me?

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I can name tons.

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Sex doesn't count.
Oh.

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I know, what about
that bed-and-breakfast?

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Well, I took you there.

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All you did was...

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I know what I did.

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I bet they had to throw
out that rocking chair.

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You know, I can be
romantic if I want to.

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It's fine.

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And also not true.

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Okay, just you
wait and see.

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I'm gonna romance
your freakin' ass off.

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That's beautiful.

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Is that Shakespeare?

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Sheldon?

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Zone.

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He'll figure it out when
he falls off the roof.

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Sheldon, I know
you're in the zone,

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but do you
want some tea?

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All right, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,

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but you haven't
spoken in hours

81
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and I'm starting
to get worried.

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Please say something.

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Leonard, prepare
to be humbled

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and weep at the glory
of my genius.

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Nope, it was better before.

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Look at it.

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I feel like my mind
just made a baby.

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And it's beautiful.

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It's not like human babies,

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which are loud
and covered in goop.

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Holy crap, Sheldon,

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did you just
figure out a method

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for synthesizing a new stable
super-heavy element?

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Did I?

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Well, that can't
be right.

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No one's ever done that before.

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Except me,
because I just did it!

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Yeah, definitely better before.

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So I'm almost done writing
the song for Bernadette.

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Are you cool
playing the cello?

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If by "cool" you mean
"willing to," yes.

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If by "cool"
you mean "cool,"

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clearly you've never
seen me play the cello.

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Great.
Will you play the ukulele?

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Of course. I'd be happy
to shred it on my ax.

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Or you could just play
your tiny, ridiculous guitar.

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Fine. I will
melt her heart.

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And her face!

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Gentlemen.

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Uh, no doubt you heard about
my little breakthrough.

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Now, if your plan

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is to hoist me
on your shoulders

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and carry me around the
cafeteria, please refrain.

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I don't care
for heights,

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motion sickness

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or the thought of your necks
touching my buttocks.

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Seriously,
congratulations, Sheldon.

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Yeah, I read
your paper online.

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That technique for creating
a new heavy element is inspired.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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Believe it or not,

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I just learned
a Chinese research team

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at the Hubei Institute
for Nuclear Physics

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ran a test on a cyclotron,

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and the results were
extremely promising.

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Sheldon,
that's incredible.

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Yeah, I know! They called it
the greatest thing

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since the Communist party.

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Although I'm pretty sure that

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the Communist party
made them say that.

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I like China.

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See, they know how to keep
people in line.

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So, what happens next?

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Oh, more testing,
more success, more fame.

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But don't worry,

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I will remain the same
down-to-earth humble Joe

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I've always been.

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- Good to know.
- Yeah.

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Now give me
that cookie;

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I discovered an element.

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Thank you so much
for coming.

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You called the right person.

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I believe I have
the perfect romantic evening

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for you to give Leonard.

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Okay, good,
'cause I've been

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really struggling
with this.

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As I'm sure you're aware,

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the quickest way to a man's
heart is through his...

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Pants, but Leonard says
sex doesn't count.

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Oh. You poor thing.

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You have one arrow
in your quiver,

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and you just can't use it.

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Fortunately, another
pathway to a man's heart

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is through his stomach.

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I don't know if
I want to cook for him;

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he's kind of a picky eater.

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I mean,
"It's too salty.

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"It's too dry.

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It's too burnt and frozen
at the same time."

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Wait, come on,

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what else would
sweep you off your feet?

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Well, I've always had
this fantasy

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that involves dancing.

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The sexual chemistry

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between my partner and me
is electric.

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But boy, oh, boy,

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does my father not approve

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until he sees us
in the big dance competition.

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Okay, that's just
the plot for Dirty Dancing.

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What else would you love?

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Other than being lifted over
Patrick Swayze's head.

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Oh! Oh, uh, you could, uh,
stand outside his window

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with a boom box in the air.

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That's from Say Anything.

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Look, I'm a lonely guy;
I watch a lot of movies.

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Look, Penny, if you truly
want to be romantic,

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it needs to come
from you.

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I get that,
but why is this so hard?

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Well, you've probably
never had to do this stuff

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'cause you're
young and beautiful

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and men have always thrown
themselves at you.

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Hmm.

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Yeah, I'm trying
to be sad about that.

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I can't.

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Let's see,
what's next?

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Okay! Here.

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This is
the Magic Marker

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I was using when
I made the discovery.

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I don't think the Smithsonian's
gonna want your marker.

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And that's why you're not
on a list for my tree fort.

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Ooh, guess who's
getting an article

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written about him
in Physics Today?

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I'll give you a hint.

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You measured the diameter of
his suspicious mole yesterday.

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Sheldon, I'm so proud of you.

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Well, you should be.

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My discovery is
spreading like wildfire.

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Unlike my mole,
which is holding steady

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at the size of
a navy bean.

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What's next?

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This is
the very copy

202
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of The Handbook of
Chemistry and Physics

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in which I looked up
the reaction rates

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of mendelevium and...

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And what?
No.

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No, no, no, no.

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What's wrong?

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I've made a horrible mistake.

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What are you talking about?

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This table...
it's in square centimeters.

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I read it as square meters.

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You know what that means?

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That Americans can't handle
the metric system?

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Amy, I was off by
a factor of 10,000.

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But the Chinese team
found the element.

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Yeah, well, they shouldn't have.

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My calculations were wrong.

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There must be some resonance

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between the elements
I didn't know about.

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So you just got lucky?

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Sheldon Cooper
does not get lucky!

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You and me both, brother.

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It doesn't matter.

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The element was found
because of you,

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and that's groundbreaking.

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00:09:03,099 --> 00:09:04,181
What matters is

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the greatest
scientific achievement

228
00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:07,796
of my life is
based on a blunder.

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I'm not a genius,
I'm a fraud.

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You know, Sheldon,
in neuroscience,

231
00:09:13,099 --> 00:09:15,397
we're forever finding something
in one part of the brain

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that we thought was
someplace else.

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Oh, great.

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00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,980
Now I'm worse
than a fraud.

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I'm practically
a biologist.

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You got to stop beating
yourself up over this.

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I mean, you made a mistake,
but it was a happy mistake.

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There's nothing happy about it.

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I'm being given credit
that I don't deserve.

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Oh, people get things
they don't deserve all the time.

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Look at me with you.

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No, Leonard,
this is going to haunt me

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for the rest of my life.

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Every science classroom,

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every periodic table,
every textbook...

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00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:56,986
this mistake will be
staring back at me

247
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Like that time you let
Koothrappali wax your eyebrows.

248
00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:05,019
I've got to find a way
to stop this thing.

249
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,635
Buddy, I don't
think you can.

250
00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:08,685
I mean, once it's out there,
it's out there.

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00:10:08,687 --> 00:10:12,902
This thing is like the science
equivalent of a sex tape.

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00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,402
You know, frankly,
I'd prefer a sex tape.

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You don't know
what a sex tape is, do you?

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00:10:17,238 --> 00:10:18,635
No.

255
00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:23,019
Make sure you guys get
to the restaurant by 8:00.

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00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:24,468
Bernadette's meeting
me there at 8:30

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00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:26,568
and I don't want to blow the surprise.
We'll be there.

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00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:27,769
Got it.

259
00:10:27,771 --> 00:10:30,069
Now, uh, I have a question
about the song.

260
00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:31,518
I was thinking
at some point

261
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,969
I could bust out
a little rap.

262
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:37,802
N-N-N-No...

263
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,635
Come on, come on, you
haven't even heard it yet.

264
00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:45,186
Leonard,
give me a beat.

265
00:10:45,188 --> 00:10:46,986
I will not.

266
00:10:48,303 --> 00:10:49,435
Please?

267
00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:51,269
No, I want this
to be romantic.

268
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:52,302
It will be!

269
00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:53,819
I don't call
anyone a ho,

270
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,152
and the only time I use
the phrase "my bitch,"

271
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:59,019
I'm referring to you.

272
00:10:59,021 --> 00:11:00,936
There he is!

273
00:11:03,569 --> 00:11:04,802
Stop it.

274
00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:06,302
Stop celebrating me!

275
00:11:06,304 --> 00:11:08,019
Woo!

276
00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:09,902
And no woos!

277
00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,969
Oh, not you, Dr. Woo.
You're fine.

278
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,069
I want you all to know

279
00:11:17,071 --> 00:11:19,435
that you have no reason
to applaud me.

280
00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:21,685
My so-called
breakthrough

281
00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:23,236
wasn't the result of my genius.

282
00:11:23,238 --> 00:11:25,652
It was nothing more than
a boneheaded mistake.

283
00:11:25,654 --> 00:11:27,468
So please refrain

284
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,485
from praising me for it
in the future.

285
00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:30,602
Wh... I don't understand.

286
00:11:30,604 --> 00:11:31,819
They didn't find the element?

287
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,969
Oh, no, they found the element.

288
00:11:33,971 --> 00:11:36,468
No, no, stop it!

289
00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,635
I don't need
to take this admiration

290
00:11:37,637 --> 00:11:39,652
from the likes
of you people!

291
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:42,269
How do I make them
stop loving me?

292
00:11:42,271 --> 00:11:44,518
Invite them
to live with us.

293
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,468
Boy, Bernadette is
gonna love this.

294
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,352
Yeah. It must be nice
to have someone

295
00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:54,568
do something
so romantic.

296
00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:56,802
Okay, you know
what's not romantic?

297
00:11:56,804 --> 00:11:58,468
Rubbing it in someone's face.

298
00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,568
Actually, it can be,

299
00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:01,936
but I told you
sex doesn't count.

300
00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:06,069
I'm getting worried
about Bernadette.

301
00:12:06,071 --> 00:12:08,635
I'm gonna call
and check on her.

302
00:12:08,637 --> 00:12:10,318
The National Science Foundation

303
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,186
wants to give me
a substantial grant.

304
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:13,635
Oh, that's a big deal.

305
00:12:13,637 --> 00:12:14,652
I know.

306
00:12:14,654 --> 00:12:17,602
When will this
nightmare end?

307
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,819
Hey, I get that you feel bad
about all the attention,

308
00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:21,652
but still,
what you did is amazing.

309
00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:23,019
We're really proud of you.

310
00:12:23,021 --> 00:12:24,069
I'm not.

311
00:12:24,937 --> 00:12:26,135
You're not?

312
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,819
Sheldon, I've been
thinking about it,

313
00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:30,135
and you're right.

314
00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:31,602
You don't deserve
any credit.

315
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:34,802
All you did was misread
some numbers on a table.

316
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,635
A very easy table, too.

317
00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:40,019
Honestly, I'm
embarrassed for you.

318
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:44,468
That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.

319
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:49,535
Damn it, everyone's better
at this than me.

320
00:12:49,537 --> 00:12:51,568
Congratulations,
Dr. Fowler.

321
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,252
You just made the fort.

322
00:12:55,436 --> 00:12:58,735
Guys, there w-was
an accident at Bernie's lab.

323
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,518
Oh, my God,
is she okay?

324
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,769
Yeah, but she's at
the hospital in quarantine.

325
00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:03,819
What?
Poor Bernadette.

326
00:13:03,821 --> 00:13:05,102
Oh, no.

327
00:13:05,104 --> 00:13:08,268
I hate to pile on the bad news,
but I just got a raise.

328
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:19,568
Oh, my God, Bernie,
what happened?

329
00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:21,802
Well, let's just say
the next time you move

330
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:26,235
a dozen vials of raccoon virus
to the fridge, make two trips.

331
00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:28,752
You're sure you're okay?

332
00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:30,152
Yeah, it's just a precaution.

333
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,435
If there was a problem,

334
00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:34,186
I'd be throwing up
out of my eyeballs by now.

335
00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:36,852
Sorry I messed up our date.

336
00:13:36,854 --> 00:13:38,019
, don't worry
about it.

337
00:13:38,021 --> 00:13:39,936
I brought the
date here.

338
00:13:39,938 --> 00:13:42,735
Guys, come on in.

339
00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:43,819
What's all this?

340
00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:47,468
Well, tonight is the anniversary
of our first date,

341
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:51,185
and I wanted to celebrate it
by writing a song for you.

342
00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:52,402
Howie.

343
00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:54,435
Sheldon,
get over here!

344
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:57,069
She might be contagious.

345
00:13:58,236 --> 00:14:00,485
Don't you think I'm having
a rough enough day?

346
00:14:00,487 --> 00:14:02,268
Sheldon!

347
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,635
Is it me, or does she not look so good?
Shh!

348
00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:19,134
Oh, Howie.

349
00:16:32,319 --> 00:16:34,769
Howie, that was amazing!

350
00:16:34,771 --> 00:16:36,435
Look, I'm shaking.

351
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:38,602
She's sick,
I knew it. Bye!

352
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,468
I have to say,

353
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,986
this is the best Top Ramen
you've ever made.

354
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:49,819
I discovered
a secret ingredient:

355
00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:51,735
the flavor packet.

356
00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:55,268
That sucker is well named.

357
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:58,652
All right, lover boy.

358
00:16:58,654 --> 00:17:01,151
Get ready, 'cause there is
a crap storm of romance

359
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,068
coming your way.

360
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,468
Stop it,
you're gonna make me cry.

361
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:10,235
All right. You seem
pretty confident.

362
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,635
Oh, I am.

363
00:17:11,637 --> 00:17:15,268
Maybe if you follow this trail,

364
00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,151
you'll see why.

365
00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:18,785
Oh, rose petals.

366
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:19,752
Yes.

367
00:17:19,754 --> 00:17:21,018
The most beautiful

368
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,301
and shockingly expensive
of all the flowers.

369
00:17:26,302 --> 00:17:27,518
You made the bed?

370
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,485
You really are pulling
out all the stops.

371
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,985
Okay, I gave this
a lot of thought,

372
00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:35,352
and I finally found
something to show you

373
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,318
how much I love you.

374
00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:43,819
Oh, wow.

375
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,068
It's a first edition of

376
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:46,819
Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy.

377
00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:49,985
I remember it was
your favorite book growing up.

378
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,068
This is great.

379
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,435
It... thank you.

380
00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:54,985
It's... so much.

381
00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,735
What?

382
00:17:57,737 --> 00:17:59,852
Nothing. I love it.
No.

383
00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:01,185
Something's going on.
What's wrong with it?

384
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,068
I remember you saying
how great it would be

385
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,185
to have a first edition.

386
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,068
It's true, I-I did.

387
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,402
I did say that...

388
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:10,068
when we were at the used
bookstore together

389
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:13,568
and I saw the first
edition and I bought it.

390
00:18:14,736 --> 00:18:18,101
Oh, my God,
I am the worst!

391
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:19,819
No, no, it's okay.
It's really thoughtful.

392
00:18:19,821 --> 00:18:22,468
No, it's not! I mean...

393
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,301
What's thoughtful
is everything you do.

394
00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:28,935
Here, you know what?
Look at this.

395
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:33,402
Look, here's the...
the plane ticket you bought me

396
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,602
when I was too poor
to go home for the holidays.

397
00:18:35,604 --> 00:18:38,318
And the rose you left
on my windshield...

398
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,518
just because.

399
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,435
Here's the-the thank-you
letter you wrote me

400
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,435
after the first time
I slept with you.

401
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:48,769
All 11 pages of it.

402
00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:52,769
Can't believe
you saved all this stuff.

403
00:18:53,636 --> 00:18:55,151
Of course I did.

404
00:18:55,153 --> 00:18:56,652
It's you.

405
00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,435
Come here.

406
00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,101
Oh.

407
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,318
Is that
a pregnancy test?

408
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,685
Oh, yeah,
just the first one.

409
00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:10,151
I didn't save them all.

410
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:22,458
I can't believe I read
this table wrong.

411
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:25,308
I blame you.

412
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,591
Me? What did I do?

413
00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:29,041
You distract me.

414
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,874
I've been distracted since
the moment I met you.

415
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,458
Sorry.

416
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,625
Well, you should be.

417
00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:37,258
Because all I
can think about

418
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,924
is how much I want
to kiss you.

419
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:45,374
And not just on the cheek,
but on the mouth.

420
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,924
Like mommies
and daddies do.

421
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,508
Oh, Sheldon.

422
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,924
Amy?

423
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,924
Amy.

424
00:20:06,926 --> 00:20:08,741
Did you hear
what I said?

425
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,141
Can't talk, in the zone.

426
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:15,138
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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