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I've never seen him
this happy before.

2
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That's because
you've never seen him

3
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on "Restock
the Medicine Cabinet Day."

4
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Look!

5
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A new topical antihistamine
with lidocaine.

6
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Wow!

7
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I can't wait until I get a rash.

8
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Oh, Gas-X has
a new ultra strength.

9
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I guess they really do
read their mail.

10
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Hey, isn't that
Professor Proton?

11
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Oh, yeah.

12
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Look at him,
just standing in line

13
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like he wasn't moderately
famous 30 years ago.

14
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Let's go say hello.

15
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Oh, maybe we shouldn't
bother him.

16
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I'm not going to bother him,
I'm going to talk to him.

17
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He thinks there's
a difference.

18
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Arthur?

19
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Arthur, it's me...

20
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Sheldon Cooper.

21
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You may not remember because
of your advanced age.

22
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Trust me, I... I remember.

23
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This is my girlfriend, Amy.

24
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Amy, this is television legend
Arthur Jeffries.

25
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His science show inspired
millions of children.

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Hold-Hold-Hold on.

27
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You... You have a girlfriend?

28
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Yes, and I've heard
so much about you.

29
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Hey look... we're wearing
the same orthopedic shoes.

30
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I can't believe
I dress like a celebrity.

31
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O-Okay, I get it now.

32
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Dr. Jeffries, hello again.
Leonard Hofstadter.

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Oh, oh, right, I remember
your-your girlfriend.

34
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Is-Is she... is she here?

35
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No, she's not.

36
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So, what prescription
are you getting filled?

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Sheldon.

38
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No. Wait, I want to guess.
Don't tell me.

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I wasn't going to tell you.

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Sheldon, come on.

41
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No, no, no.
I'm really good at this.

42
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All right, give me a hint.

43
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Does it involve difficulty
initiating a stream of anything?

44
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Well, given my age, that's more
than just a lucky guess.

45
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Hey, Sheldon, let's go
mock the people

46
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buying homeopathic medicine...
you love that.

47
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But I'm hanging out
with my friend,

48
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and we're having fun.

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Look how happy he is.

50
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

51
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Bernie's having a girls' night
on Friday at our place.

52
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You want to do
something?

53
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Actually, I'm busy.
Doing what?

54
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There's a new sports bar
over on Colorado Ave...

55
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You're going to girls' night.
Yeah.

56
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You know they're making
jewelry right?

57
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You think they
came up with that?

58
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They were going to drink beer
and play darts.

59
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What's up?

60
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Not his
testosterone levels.

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Excuse me.

62
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I happen to be very comfortable
with my masculinity.

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How is that possible?

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Hey, I got an email
from Professor Proton.

65
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Goody!
What's it say?

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He's working on a paper
about nano vacuum tubes,

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and wants to know if I'd
take a look at it.

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That's strange.

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That he would come to you
for that and not me.

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Oh, I got two emails from him.

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"Do you have Leonard's
email address?"

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And...

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"Never mind, I found it."

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I can't believe
he picked you over me.

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You don't want to read a paper
by some old has-been

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who hasn't done any real
science in decades.

77
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Yeah, it's nothing
to cry about.

78
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Sheldon Cooper does not cry.

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It's true, you'd rust.

80
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And to think I idolized
that man.

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And why?

82
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At the end of the day he's just
another Hollywood phony.

83
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Is it really worth
getting upset about?

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They say don't meet your heroes.

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Don't peek behind

86
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that curtain of fame
and celebrity,

87
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because if you do, you'll see
them as they really are...

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degenerate carnival folk.

89
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Come on, he's a retired
kids show host.

90
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That's even worse.

91
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Using the sweet
candy of science

92
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to trick children
into loving him.

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Pervert.

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Have you ever thought about

95
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why Arthur didn't want you
to read his paper?

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Yes, I have.

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And my only conclusion

98
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is the prescription he was
picking up the other day

99
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was for cuckoo pills.

100
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Maybe he found you,
um, a bit much.

101
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That's kind of a stretch.

102
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Look, when it comes

103
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to social skills, I've
mastered the big three.

104
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There's the coy smile.

105
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There's the friendly
chuckle.

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There's the vocalization
of sympathy.

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Aw...

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That last one's tricky,
I'm still working on it.

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From what I saw the other day,

110
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I could understand
why he and...

111
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some people
might find you...

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What?

113
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Doesn't matter.

114
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No, go ahead, say it.

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I know what it is.

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I've heard it my whole life.

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The word's "annoying".

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Go ahead, say it.

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Say it.
Say I'm annoying.

120
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Sheldon...

121
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Oh, it won't hurt my feelings.

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Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying.

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I'm annoying.
I'm annoying.

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I'm annoying.
Yeah, now, uh...

125
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Now where
are you going?

126
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Look, you know
you want to say it... say it.

127
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Say I'm annoying.
Go ahead, say it.

128
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Say it. Say it.
Amy, say it.

129
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Well, she can't stand it
when I'm right.

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This is fun.

131
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I'm going to feel like
such a vixen wearing jewelry

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that doesn't have a list
of medications I'm allergic to.

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Penny, how's it
going over there?

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Good... I'm just having
little trouble with the glue.

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How do you not know
how to use glue?

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Did you ditch pre-school?

137
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Yeah, but only because I was
dating a second grader.

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Hello, everyone.

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Okay, let me have it.

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Let's hear all
the "Raj is a girl" jokes.

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Nope.

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Bernadette told me it isn't
nice and I'm not allowed.

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Thank you.

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So I won't be making
fun of you,

145
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or the things you like,

146
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or the fact that you
just want to have fun.

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Howie, stop.

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Come on,
look at what I'm making.

149
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Oh, that's actually pretty nice.

150
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I'm making a bracelet.

151
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Yeah, I'm just making a mess.

152
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You know, instead of
beads and glue,

153
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you guys can use
my soldering iron.

154
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You'd be able to make
much cooler stuff.

155
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Oh, I think we're doing
just fine, thank you.

156
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Actually, I'd kind of like to try that.
Me, too.

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Be right back.

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When did I have pistachios?

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Arthur.

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Arthur.

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Arthur.

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Door knocker.

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That's TV money.

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Sheldon,
what are you doing here?

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I'm sorry, did I wake you?

166
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Of course you woke me,
it's 7:30.

167
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Well, I would
have been here sooner,

168
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but for some reason your home

169
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isn't on this map
of Hollywood stars.

170
00:08:02,824 --> 00:08:04,824
What do you want, Sheldon?

171
00:08:04,826 --> 00:08:07,526
It's been pointed out
by my girlfriend

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that I may have been
annoying to you.

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She sounds like a keeper.

174
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Anyway, I wanted to apologize.

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I am truly sorry.

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All right, apology accepted.
Have a nice night.

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No, no, now that...
we've cleared the air,

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I wanted to discuss another
matter with you.

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Sheldon, in a couple hours,
I have to get up,

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pee and then wander
around the house.

181
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Well, then,
I'll make this quick.

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Um, I want to talk about
the paper you sent Leonard.

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Now, I know he said
it's promising

184
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and he's going
to collaborate on it,

185
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but now that you and I
are friends again,

186
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I am at your disposal.

187
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Frankly,
lending my name

188
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and reputation to it will help,
because a lot of people think

189
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that you're a washed-up
has-been.

190
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Or dead.

191
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:04,217
I should be so lucky.

192
00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:06,418
So, uh, what do you say?

193
00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,521
You know, if it's
all the same with you,

194
00:09:08,523 --> 00:09:10,556
I think I'll stick with Leonard.

195
00:09:10,558 --> 00:09:12,692
It's because
I'm annoying, right?

196
00:09:12,694 --> 00:09:14,560
I know it is.
Say it.

197
00:09:14,562 --> 00:09:16,262
Say it.
Say I'm annoying.

198
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,613
Good night.
Say it.

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Arthur, say it.
Say I'm annoying.

200
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,433
Say it. Say it.

201
00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:23,786
I'm annoying.
Say it.

202
00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:26,372
You're annoying!

203
00:09:39,961 --> 00:09:42,011
If you would have told me
when I was a kid

204
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that someday I would
be doing science

205
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:47,183
next to Professor Proton,
I would not have believed you.

206
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If someone had told me

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that people would still
call me Professor Proton

208
00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:52,772
when I was 83 years old,

209
00:09:52,774 --> 00:09:55,508
I never would have
quit smoking.

210
00:09:58,062 --> 00:10:00,697
I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries,
I'm just excited.

211
00:10:00,699 --> 00:10:04,067
This nano vacuum tube idea of
yours is really interesting.

212
00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:05,068
Hello, Leonard.

213
00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:06,786
Oh, hello, Arthur.

214
00:10:06,788 --> 00:10:09,355
What an odd coincidence
that you're both here.

215
00:10:09,357 --> 00:10:10,707
Why is it odd?

216
00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:13,693
Because as it just so happens,
I'm also spending the day

217
00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:16,696
with a beloved children's
television science personality.

218
00:10:16,698 --> 00:10:18,915
Isn't that right,
new friend and colleague,

219
00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:21,050
Bill Nye the Science Guy.

220
00:10:25,706 --> 00:10:28,975
Sorry, I replaced you
with a newer model.

221
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,594
Wow, Arthur Jeffries.

222
00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:32,878
It's an honor
to meet you.

223
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,098
My show never would have
happened without yours.

224
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,317
That's what
I told my lawyers.

225
00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:40,653
Mr. Nye, hello.

226
00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:43,406
I'm sorry he got you
involved in this nonsense.

227
00:10:43,408 --> 00:10:46,409
He said I'd be
speaking to a class.

228
00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:48,745
No, I said you were
teaching someone a lesson.

229
00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:49,946
Now let's go.

230
00:10:51,615 --> 00:10:53,082
What are you guys
working on?

231
00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:55,118
Oh, uh, we're making
nano vacuum tubes.

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00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,369
Oh...

233
00:10:56,371 --> 00:10:57,903
That's interesting.

234
00:10:57,905 --> 00:10:59,622
Haven't you stolen
enough from me?

235
00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:02,125
Back off, bow tie!

236
00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:08,631
Hey, guys...

237
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:10,266
What do you think?

238
00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,552
Wow, Penny,
good job.

239
00:11:12,554 --> 00:11:14,437
Thanks.
Target, $4.99.

240
00:11:14,439 --> 00:11:15,605
I'm getting a drink.

241
00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:18,241
What are you working on?

242
00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,143
Oh, I'm making
a necklace for my mom.

243
00:11:20,145 --> 00:11:21,227
That's sweet.

244
00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:22,428
Yeah, she and
my dad are

245
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,896
going through a bit
of a rough patch,

246
00:11:23,898 --> 00:11:24,948
so I wanted to do
something to let her know

247
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,115
I was thinking
about her.

248
00:11:26,117 --> 00:11:27,400
What's going on
with them?

249
00:11:27,402 --> 00:11:28,334
They're just having

250
00:11:28,336 --> 00:11:29,869
a little trouble
communicating.

251
00:11:29,871 --> 00:11:32,038
My dad says it's because
the sound of my mom's voice

252
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,373
makes him want
to tear his ears off

253
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,440
and sew them
over his eyes

254
00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:35,959
so he never has
to look at her again.

255
00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:39,278
Hi.

256
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,330
Hey, guys.
Hello.

257
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,597
Look who's here to put

258
00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:44,884
the "Jew" in "Jewelry Night"!

259
00:11:47,221 --> 00:11:49,505
Oh, sure, so it's fine
when you say it.

260
00:11:50,591 --> 00:11:51,557
Sorry we're late.

261
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:52,925
I wanted to swing by the lab

262
00:11:52,927 --> 00:11:55,578
and pick up some even
cooler tools for us to use.

263
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,480
- I didn't know you were coming again.
- Well, last week

264
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,681
was a blast.

265
00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:01,901
Plus, I thought you might like
having a guy here.

266
00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:06,739
It was not funny.

267
00:12:07,524 --> 00:12:09,409
So, what tools did you bring?

268
00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:10,910
Everything we need
to make jewelry molds.

269
00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:12,679
Here's some silver,
a crucible

270
00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:14,697
and an acetylene torch
to melt it down.

271
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,649
Ooh, that looks like fun.

272
00:12:16,651 --> 00:12:18,150
Maybe you should
master glue

273
00:12:18,152 --> 00:12:21,120
before you move
on to fire.

274
00:12:21,122 --> 00:12:22,538
Okay, who's up first?

275
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:24,757
Rajesh, do you want to make
a bracelet for your mom

276
00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:25,875
to go with the necklace?

277
00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:27,377
No, thanks.

278
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,012
I was gonna make
a necklace for my mom,

279
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,431
but unfortunately,
she doesn't have a neck.

280
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,335
She's just chins
and fat and feet.

281
00:12:40,808 --> 00:12:42,525
Okay, we're almost ready to go.

282
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,861
Once we bond the wires,
we can test the tubes.

283
00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:48,147
This is so exciting,
I-I feel...

284
00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:50,900
like I'm 75 again.

285
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,021
Oh, God.

286
00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:57,373
What... what is it?

287
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,541
Sheldon just sent me a picture

288
00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:00,510
of him and Bill Nye
getting smoothies.

289
00:13:03,547 --> 00:13:05,698
Can-can I ask you
a question?

290
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,799
Yeah, sure.

291
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:09,485
W-Why do you put up
with Sheldon?

292
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:13,389
Oh, uh, you know,
because we're friends.

293
00:13:14,808 --> 00:13:17,593
Why?

294
00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:20,596
Wow, you ask really
hard questions.

295
00:13:20,598 --> 00:13:21,881
Yeah.

296
00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:24,434
Look, I-I know
he can be aggravating,

297
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,018
but what you have
to remember is that

298
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,487
he's not doing it
on purpose.

299
00:13:27,489 --> 00:13:28,855
It's just how he is.

300
00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:32,041
But he's also loyal
and trustworthy

301
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,576
and we have fun together...

302
00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:37,113
You... you know
you're describing a dog.

303
00:13:38,582 --> 00:13:40,416
He did bite me once.

304
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:43,286
But in his defense,

305
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:45,621
I came up behind him
while he was eating, so...

306
00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:47,840
Yeah, they-they hate that.

307
00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:53,713
You know what, Sheldon is the
smartest person I have ever met.

308
00:13:53,715 --> 00:13:56,966
And he's a little broken
and he needs me.

309
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,436
I guess I need him, too.

310
00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:02,021
Why-why is that?

311
00:14:02,023 --> 00:14:04,774
Boy, you will not
let this go, will you?

312
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:08,928
Oh, geez.

313
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,646
Another photo from Sheldon?

314
00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:12,365
No, I have to go
pick him up.

315
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,535
Bill Nye ditched him
at the smoothie place.

316
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:19,605
He probably stole
his wallet, too.

317
00:14:23,494 --> 00:14:24,961
You know, if you guys
are interested,

318
00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:27,096
there's a technique where
I can take a lock of your hair,

319
00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:28,881
refine it into carbon dust,

320
00:14:28,883 --> 00:14:30,416
and use the hydraulic
press at work

321
00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:32,168
to turn it into
a tiny little diamond

322
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,753
with your
DNA in it.

323
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,455
Oh, that's amazing!

324
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,973
Yeah. See Bernie's
engagement ring?

325
00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:39,475
That came right off
my mom's back.

326
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:41,327
He's kidding.

327
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:44,230
If that were true,
it'd be so much bigger.

328
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,567
"My name is Howard.

329
00:14:47,569 --> 00:14:48,801
"I can make your hair
into diamonds.

330
00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:50,403
"My mom is morbidly obese.

331
00:14:50,405 --> 00:14:52,738
Everybody love me."

332
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:55,541
Whoa, where is that coming from?

333
00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:56,943
I'll tell you
where it's coming from.

334
00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:59,579
All you do is make fun of me
for coming to girls' night

335
00:14:59,581 --> 00:15:01,364
and now you're here
ruining it for everyone.

336
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:02,648
Raj, cool it...

337
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,368
he's gonna make us
hair diamonds.

338
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,703
How am I ruining anything?

339
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:09,472
I'm just trying to help you
make better jewelry.

340
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,624
But this isn't
about the jewelry.

341
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:13,009
This is about me having a place

342
00:15:13,011 --> 00:15:15,044
where I can open up
about my feelings.

343
00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:18,381
Since when can't you
open up with me?

344
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:19,932
There are just some things

345
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:22,051
that I feel more comfortable
sharing with the girls,

346
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,619
because they won't
make fun of me

347
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,438
or and call me names,
or ask me if my

348
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,890
"Koothrapanties are in a bunch."

349
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,996
Buddy, I was just
joking around.

350
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:35,898
Yeah, well, sometimes
your jokes hurt.

351
00:15:37,185 --> 00:15:38,534
Well, you're right.

352
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:39,785
I didn't realize

353
00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:41,454
I was making you
feel that way.

354
00:15:42,823 --> 00:15:44,674
It was very brave
of you to tell me.

355
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,626
Thank you.

356
00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:48,127
It wasn't easy.

357
00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:51,697
They're gonna
have sex

358
00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:54,400
before Sheldon and
I do, I know it.

359
00:15:58,889 --> 00:16:00,056
Arthur.

360
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:01,373
Hi, Sheldon.

361
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,226
I'm surprised
to see you here.

362
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,977
Yeah, me, too.

363
00:16:04,979 --> 00:16:07,063
Somewhere around
the third floor,

364
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:10,549
I began to see
a white light.

365
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:13,819
I'll get Leonard.

366
00:16:13,821 --> 00:16:15,538
No, no,
no, I'm...

367
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,440
I'm here...
I'm here to see you.

368
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,575
If you're hoping to get
in touch with Bill Nye,

369
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:21,527
I can't help you.

370
00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:22,828
I've been informed
that he's now

371
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,065
Bill Nye
the Restraining Order Guy.

372
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,534
No, I'm...

373
00:16:28,536 --> 00:16:31,537
I-I was thinking,
if it isn't too much trouble,

374
00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:34,790
I'd like to get your opinion
about my-my paper.

375
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,759
Thank you.

376
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:38,010
It would be an honor.

377
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:39,795
Oh. Uh, great.

378
00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:41,464
Well, actually,
I don't need that.

379
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:44,050
I hacked into your e-mail
account and read it.

380
00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:47,887
And... what did you think?

381
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:50,439
Well, first,
I think the fact that

382
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:52,642
you use your birthday
as a password

383
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,061
is embarrassing.

384
00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:57,229
Mmm. Thank you.

385
00:16:58,615 --> 00:17:00,733
Second, um...

386
00:17:00,735 --> 00:17:03,286
I thought your
paper was inspired.

387
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:06,772
Oh, well, that...
that means a lot to me.

388
00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:08,958
Can I invite you
in for tea?

389
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960
Uh, no, no.
I-I really...

390
00:17:10,962 --> 00:17:12,444
I have...
I have to run.

391
00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:13,796
Hey, Arthur.
How are you?

392
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,948
Well, I guess one cup
wouldn't hurt.

393
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:25,891
Oh, hey, buddy,
what's up?

394
00:17:25,893 --> 00:17:27,292
Well, I was
feeling bad

395
00:17:27,294 --> 00:17:28,995
about how I acted
the other night

396
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:30,963
so I made you
a little something.

397
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,682
You didn't have
to do that.

398
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:33,649
Well, it was fun.

399
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:34,984
I used some of
the jewelry techniques

400
00:17:34,986 --> 00:17:36,152
you taught us.

401
00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:41,907
It's a lightsaber
belt buckle.

402
00:17:41,909 --> 00:17:44,309
Wow, this
is so cool,

403
00:17:44,311 --> 00:17:46,996
Thanks.
Oh gets better.

404
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,667
Wow!

405
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:52,985
And that's not even
the best part.

406
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:54,486
See?

407
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:56,872
I have one, too.

408
00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,825
Check it out.

409
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:02,128
You can wear yours
and we can have little sword fights

410
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,996
whenever we want.

411
00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:23,856
Yeah, and my eighth favorite
episode of Professor Proton

412
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,191
was "Alka-Seltzer Rocket."

413
00:18:25,193 --> 00:18:26,475
You said,
"Plop, plop,

414
00:18:26,477 --> 00:18:28,060
"fizz, fizz,

415
00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:30,363
oh, what a blast-off it is."

416
00:18:31,565 --> 00:18:32,615
Remember? Remember that?

417
00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:33,816
Remember?

418
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:36,319
He can't help it.
He can't.

419
00:18:36,321 --> 00:18:37,653
He really can't.
Oh!

420
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,038
Wait here.

421
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:39,989
I'll get some Alka-Seltzer,

422
00:18:39,991 --> 00:18:41,157
we can build that rocket,

423
00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:43,042
and we can shoot it
at Bill Nye's house.

424
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:46,629
As long as I'm not within
500 feet of it.

425
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:53,219
So, you, uh...

426
00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:55,888
you have...
you have any...

427
00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,974
single grandmothers?

428
00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,561
Sorry, they're both married.

429
00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:05,548
Good.
Mmm.

430
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:07,683
H-Happily?

431
00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:12,685
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