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I've been out here
for, like, ten years.

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I have nothing to show for it.

3
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Well, you have me.

4
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I do have you.

5
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Leonard Hofstadter,

6
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will you marry me?

7
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Did you seriously
just say, "Um..."?

8
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It's an outrage.
I know.

9
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The university— they think
they can do whatever they want.

10
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We just have to sit
there and take it.

11
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You need to let it go, Sheldon.

12
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You work tirelessly for someone,
and this is what you get.

13
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Oh, my God!

14
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They're just making you
use your vacation days!

15
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But I don't want
a vacation.

16
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Okay, listen,
I don't mean to diminish

17
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what you're going through,

18
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but I'm a little
distracted right now.

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Oh, this again? So,

20
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Penny proposed,
you didn't say yes,

21
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and now you think you may have
lost her love forever.

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How does this compare
to me being forced

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to relax for a few days?

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It doesn't!
Thank you!

25
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I'm gonna go
talk to Penny.

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I'm going to go inside,
put on my coziest pajamas,

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curl up with a good book

28
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and wait for this nightmare
to be over.

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Penny.

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Sorry.

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Hi.
Hey.

32
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Look, I'm sorry
I didn't text you back.

33
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I just needed
some time to think.

34
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Okay.
Here. Come in.

35
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Look, if you want
to break up, just say it.

36
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Leonard...
No, no, no, no. I take it back.

37
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Don't say it. Just-just hate me,
but stay with me.

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It worked for my parents.

39
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Listen, I don't want
to break up with you.

40
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Oh. O-Okay.

41
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Good, good.

42
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So, it's cool if I cry a little?

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Yeah, I probably wouldn't.

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Yeah.

45
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Look, you did the
right thing last night.

46
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I was a mess.

47
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I was just frustrated because
my career is going nowhere.

48
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Look, I get it,
and I want you to know

49
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that I support whatever
you want to do.

50
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Great, because
I've been thinking,

51
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if I really want this
acting thing to work,

52
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I need to focus all
my energy on it.

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And to do that,

54
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I should quit waitressing

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at The Cheesecake Factory.

56
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Wow!

57
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That-That's a big step.

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I know.
So, you know,

59
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before making any rash...

60
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I already quit.
And I support you!

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Come on, take me
to work with you.

63
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No. You're on vacation.

64
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Please. What if there's a big
breakthrough in science today

65
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and I'm not
there to see it?

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Do you really think
there's gonna be a breakthrough

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without you there to do it?

68
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No. I was just tricking you.

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Bye.

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Leonard, wait!

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Take me with you.

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No!

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Please.
No!

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Too bad. I'm coming with you.

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Oh, Sheldon, stay!
But...

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I said stay!

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I'm going to work.

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Do not follow me.

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Hey, Stuart.

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Hey.
Sorry. Did I startle you?

81
00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:08,066
Yes, but at this point,
pretty much any customer does.

82
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What can I do for you?

83
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Well, I need a little help.

84
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I accidentally destroyed
one of Howard's

85
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comic books this morning,

86
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and was hoping
I could replace it.

87
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Wow. What happened?

88
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Batman got his ass kicked
by my curling iron.

89
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Well, don't let
The Riddler know that.

90
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It's a comic book joke.

91
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Or maybe it's not.

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Do you have this one?

93
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Uh, well, it's-it's
pretty rare.

94
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Can you give me a few
days to track it down?

95
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Ooh, I was kind of
hoping to get it

96
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before Howie comes home from work.
Oh. What's the hurry?

97
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Well, he's always saying

98
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I should be more careful
with my curling iron,

99
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and it seems like
a dangerous precedent

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to let him think
he can be right.

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Well, I'll do what I can,

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but I can't make
any promises.

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You know, I do work
at a pharmaceutical company.

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If you can make this
happen today,

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I can hook you up with anxiety
medication, antidepressants.

106
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Really?

107
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Do you have
any of these?

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Hello, Mr. Rat Brain.

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Not so bitey
without the rest of the rat

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to back us up now, are we?

111
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Anybody home?

112
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Hey, what brings
you guys here?

113
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Well, we were
just on our way

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to lunch and wanted to see

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if you'd like to join.

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Why?

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Because Sheldon's
not here this week,

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and you don't think
I have any other options?

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I'm just kidding.
I'll get my purse.

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Hi, Amy. I... Oh.

121
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I'm sorry. I didn't know
you had any company.

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That's okay.

123
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Uh, Bert,
this is Howard and Rajesh.

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Guys, this is Bert.

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Hey. Good to see you.
Hey.

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Anyway, I wanted to show you

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this tourmalinated quartz
that we got in the lab.

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This is so pretty.

129
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Bert works for the
geology department.

130
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Yeah. You know what,
uh, geologists

131
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and Bon Jovi have in common?

132
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You're both
into rock?

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Yeah.

134
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Well, see ya.

135
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Oh, you forgot your quartz.

136
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Oh, it's okay.

137
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I want you to have it.

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Bye.

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He's nice.

140
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Yeah, he's nice
because he likes you.

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What? No, he doesn't.

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He brought you
a pretty rock.

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So? He does that every day...

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Oh.

145
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You know, if you'd
rather skip lunch

146
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and hang out with your boyfriend
Bert, it's totally okay.

147
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He's not my boyfriend.

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Are you sure? He's tall,
pale and awkward.

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That sounds like your type.

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Should someone as lonely as you
really be making fun of me?

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Yeah, grow up, Howard. God.

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What do I do? I don't want
to hurt his feelings.

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Maybe the problem is
he thinks you're available.

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Does he know
you're dating Sheldon?

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I guess it hasn't come up.

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There you go.

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And does Sheldon know
you're dating Sheldon?

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I'm sorry. Who are you dating?

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00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:02,282
Yeah, knock it off, Howard!

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Oh. Hey, Sheldon.

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Hello.

162
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You okay?

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I'm on vacation.

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What do you think?

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Why are you sitting
in the stairwell?

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Leonard told me to stay.

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Oh. Well, good boy.

168
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Where are you going?

169
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Oh, I have a ton
of errands to run.

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I need to make copies
of my headshot,

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send them off to agents

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and sign up
for a new acting class and...

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Well, have fun.

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Okay.

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You want to come with me?

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Really?

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Come on, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.

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00:08:00,234 --> 00:08:03,282
Get in the car. Come on.

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00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:07,065
All right, thanks a lot.

180
00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:08,816
They have one at
Capital Comics.

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00:08:08,818 --> 00:08:10,766
Oh, that's great.
No, it's not.

182
00:08:10,768 --> 00:08:12,348
I hate that place.

183
00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,399
Guy who owns it is a jerk.

184
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He's always making me
feel bad about myself.

185
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Oh, that's terrible.

186
00:08:19,117 --> 00:08:21,015
What's the address?

187
00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:23,015
You know, why don't
I just take you there?

188
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That way, I can make sure
he doesn't rip you off.

189
00:08:25,518 --> 00:08:27,199
Oh, thanks, but I don't
want you to close up.

190
00:08:27,201 --> 00:08:28,532
I mean, won't you lose business?

191
00:08:31,383 --> 00:08:33,699
Sorry. That was mean.

192
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Penny really quit
The Cheesecake Factory?

193
00:08:39,741 --> 00:08:40,200
Yeah.

194
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So, what is she doing today?
I don't know.

195
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She already thinks
I don't support this,

196
00:08:43,984 --> 00:08:46,616
so if I call, it might look like
I'm checking up on her.

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00:08:46,618 --> 00:08:47,766
Well, do you support this?

198
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Of course I do.

199
00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:50,482
She's a great actress.

200
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I'm proud she's
taking this risk.

201
00:08:52,184 --> 00:08:53,699
That's nice.

202
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,866
You bought that? Great!

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00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,816
I got to call her before
I forget how I said it.

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00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:03,766
Hey.

205
00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:04,783
Hi. What's up?

206
00:09:04,785 --> 00:09:05,766
Oh, how's it going?

207
00:09:05,768 --> 00:09:07,149
You taking Hollywood by storm?

208
00:09:07,151 --> 00:09:09,015
Actually,
I'm at The Cheesecake Factory.

209
00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:11,199
You got your job back.
That is great news.

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00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:12,982
I didn't want
to say anything,

211
00:09:12,984 --> 00:09:14,482
but you are making
the right choice.

212
00:09:14,484 --> 00:09:15,532
To plunge yourself into debt

213
00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:16,849
right now would be
literally insane.

214
00:09:16,851 --> 00:09:18,032
Yeah.

215
00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:20,733
I'm just returning my uniform.

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00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,566
And I support you.

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00:09:34,218 --> 00:09:36,850
Before we begin
your guided meditation,

218
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close your eyes

219
00:09:38,218 --> 00:09:41,016
and picture yourself
in a peaceful environment.

220
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Okay.

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00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:48,483
I'm inside
the CERN super collider.

222
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,416
Now, take a deep,
relaxing breath

223
00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:52,983
in through your nose.

224
00:09:55,051 --> 00:09:56,999
And let it out.

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00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:59,300
Wow. Didn't see that coming.

226
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,133
In.

227
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,499
Let me guess.

228
00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,216
And out.

229
00:10:08,468 --> 00:10:11,183
What was I gonna do?
Two "ins" in a row?

230
00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:17,149
Where's my lemonade?

231
00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:18,717
I didn't get it.

232
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,717
A fitting swan song
to your career as a waitress

233
00:10:21,719 --> 00:10:24,633
to forget my order
one last time.

234
00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:33,183
Do you think quitting
my job was a mistake?

235
00:10:33,185 --> 00:10:36,300
Do you see me drinking lemonade?

236
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,550
No. I'm serious.

237
00:10:39,552 --> 00:10:41,133
Why do you ask?

238
00:10:41,135 --> 00:10:43,333
Because Leonard
just pissed me off.

239
00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:45,499
Am I being an idiot or not?

240
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:47,966
No, I don't think you are.

241
00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:49,333
Really?

242
00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:52,266
The best way to achieve a goal
is to devote 100%

243
00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:54,266
of your time and energy to it.

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00:10:54,268 --> 00:10:56,600
When I decided I was going
to be a physicist,

245
00:10:56,602 --> 00:10:57,999
I didn't take
some other job

246
00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:00,133
in case it didn't work out.

247
00:11:00,135 --> 00:11:02,333
Which wasn't easy because
there was a lot of pressure

248
00:11:02,335 --> 00:11:05,333
from Ms. Pierson for me
to be chalk monitor that year.

249
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,300
Thank you.
I needed to hear that.

250
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,499
Why can't Leonard understand it?

251
00:11:12,768 --> 00:11:15,049
Because he's not
like us, Penny.

252
00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,333
We're dreamers.

253
00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:21,049
Yeah, I need to start
cracking the window

254
00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:22,999
when I leave you in the car.

255
00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:31,283
Hey.

256
00:11:31,285 --> 00:11:32,600
Hello, Bert.

257
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:34,550
So, anyway,
there's this big, uh,

258
00:11:34,552 --> 00:11:36,466
rock and mineral show next week

259
00:11:36,468 --> 00:11:38,166
in Santa Monica and...
Listen,

260
00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:41,566
um, Bert, before you say
anything else, I...

261
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,583
I have a boyfriend.

262
00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,966
Oh. This is awkward.

263
00:11:45,968 --> 00:11:48,433
You thought I was gonna ask you
to go with me

264
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:49,683
to the mineral show.

265
00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:51,199
Weren't you?

266
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:55,300
Yeah.

267
00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:58,016
That's very nice
of you, but...

268
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,316
I do have a boyfriend.

269
00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,550
That's what you all say.

270
00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:03,433
You just don't want
to go out with me

271
00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,016
because I have
an off-putting personality.

272
00:12:05,018 --> 00:12:06,849
No, that's not true.

273
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,183
My boyfriend has
an off-putting personality, too.

274
00:12:09,185 --> 00:12:11,516
Like, way worse than you.

275
00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:14,266
Don't worry.

276
00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:15,499
I'm used to it.

277
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,717
I mean, I'm big and weird
and funny-looking

278
00:12:18,719 --> 00:12:21,600
and no one ever wants
to do anything with me.

279
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,832
Don't say that.

280
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:26,183
It's okay.

281
00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:27,949
I know I'm a monster.

282
00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:29,499
No, Bert, come on.

283
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:32,500
I'd love to go
to the mineral show with you.

284
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,999
Sweet.

285
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,966
It's a date.

286
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:39,633
No, it's not.

287
00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,133
Too late!

288
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,350
Wow.

289
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:55,183
Yeah. Haven't seen
this many people in my store

290
00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:59,199
since that Korean church bus
crashed through my front window.

291
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:01,550
Hey! Stuart!

292
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:02,617
Jesse.

293
00:13:02,619 --> 00:13:04,350
Haven't seen
you in forever.

294
00:13:04,352 --> 00:13:05,849
Look how gray you've gotten.

295
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,316
My hair's exactly
the same color as always.

296
00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:10,782
No, I was talking
about your skin.

297
00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:14,250
Look, uh, my friend here needs
a comic book...

298
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,383
Ooh! And she went
into your store by mistake.

299
00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:18,966
Good thing there was no one
there to see you.

300
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,933
What do you need?

301
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,183
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got this.

302
00:13:23,185 --> 00:13:24,350
Right over here.

303
00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:29,283
Even you, Sweatpants?

304
00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:31,600
Free popcorn.

305
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,566
Can I offer you
a coffee?

306
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:35,933
Espresso? Latte?

307
00:13:35,935 --> 00:13:36,966
No, thanks.

308
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,166
How about you, Stu?
Mocha? Scone?

309
00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:41,766
Directions
to the nearest soup kitchen?

310
00:13:41,768 --> 00:13:43,099
Hey.

311
00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:44,133
I'm just kidding.

312
00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:46,466
He knows
where the soup kitchen is.

313
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,300
It's on Merton Avenue.

314
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,350
I don't think I like the way
you're treating my friend.

315
00:13:54,352 --> 00:13:55,516
Sorry.

316
00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:57,250
You want the book or not?

317
00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:58,266
Not from you.

318
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,383
Let's go, Stuart.

319
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,166
You know something, Jesse?

320
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:07,466
You may have
a successful business

321
00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:09,300
a-and the kind
of pink complexion

322
00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:11,649
that comes
with good nutrition...

323
00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:14,766
but I have something
more important.

324
00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:15,999
What's that?

325
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:18,183
Friendship.

326
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:24,350
Which I would trade
in a heartbeat for all of this.

327
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,550
The mineral and rock show?

328
00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:33,516
That would be awful
even without Bert.

329
00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:35,466
So what am I supposed to do now?

330
00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:38,665
Prepare your uterus
for his gigantic offspring?

331
00:14:41,117 --> 00:14:42,632
This isn't funny.

332
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,333
I'm gonna have
to tell him the truth:

333
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:46,049
that even if I didn't have
a boyfriend,

334
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,350
I wouldn't be interested in him.

335
00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:49,499
I've heard those words
so many times.

336
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:52,016
From Linda Nosenchuck,
Tammy Rosenworcel...

337
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,550
Padma Kapur, Neha Chowdury...

338
00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,599
Marci Grossman,
Lisa Mazzarino...

339
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,216
Megan Pincus...
Tammy Cho...

340
00:14:57,218 --> 00:14:58,749
Oh, who was that girl
from our Starbucks?

341
00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:01,133
Arlene Russel!
Yes! Arlene!

342
00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:06,766
She wrote "no way"
on both our cappuccinos.

343
00:15:06,768 --> 00:15:08,183
Poor Bert.

344
00:15:08,185 --> 00:15:10,383
That guy's got a rough
afternoon ahead of him.

345
00:15:10,385 --> 00:15:12,466
Well, how would
you want a girl

346
00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,316
to tell you she
wasn't interested?

347
00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:17,183
I guess, uh, I'd like her
to sit me down,

348
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,183
look me in the eye and say,

349
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,300
"I was wrong. I love you."

350
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,283
And then maybe

351
00:15:23,285 --> 00:15:25,933
she could touch me
in a special way.

352
00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:29,999
That's how you
reject a guy.

353
00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:31,433
Okay, I don't have time
for this.

354
00:15:31,435 --> 00:15:33,966
I'm just gonna go find him
and be brutally honest.

355
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,316
No, don't.
He'll be so upset.

356
00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,166
He'll probably climb up
the Empire State Building

357
00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:39,632
and start swatting
at planes.

358
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,732
You want us to
talk to him?

359
00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:46,749
Really?

360
00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,083
You would do that?

361
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,599
Sure. We've both been
in his shoes.

362
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:52,250
We'll let him down
with compassion and respect.

363
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,033
Thank you.

364
00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:56,016
Let's go.

365
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,166
So we tell him
she's a lesbian, right?

366
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:02,116
Of course we tell
him she's a lesbian.

367
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:11,549
And hold three...

368
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:14,049
two... one.

369
00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:15,582
Very good.

370
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:19,799
Now let's try
Warrior II.

371
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,782
And hold.

372
00:16:25,566 --> 00:16:28,665
I've read that there are great
yogis who have such mastery

373
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:33,549
over their bodies they can draw
water in through their genitals.

374
00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:45,383
Yeah, well, I don't think we're
gonna get to do that today.

375
00:16:45,385 --> 00:16:47,682
Too bad.

376
00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:50,016
It seems like a good way
to drink a milk shake

377
00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:52,766
without getting
brain freeze.

378
00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:56,133
Oh, hey.

379
00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:57,682
And now we go
to Reverse Warrior.

380
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,016
How did she get you to do yoga?

381
00:17:05,018 --> 00:17:09,665
Well, to be honest,
I thought she said "Yoda."

382
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:16,133
I'm helping him relax because,
unlike you, he supports me.

383
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,599
Oh, how many times
do I have to say it?

384
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:19,966
I support you.

385
00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:21,498
Sheldon, take a break.

386
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,799
Namaste.

387
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,465
Okay, if you support me,
what was with that phone call?

388
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,882
Fine. I'm not sure
you should have quit.

389
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,799
But if you care so much
what I think,

390
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,716
why didn't you ask me
before you did it?

391
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:36,133
Oh, so now I need
your permission?

392
00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:38,083
Would you have asked me
before you quit your job?

393
00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:40,966
Yes. I thought we were
in the kind of relationship

394
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:42,300
where we make
decisions together.

395
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:44,432
If I'm wrong,
then maybe we need to talk

396
00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,549
about the kind of relationship
we're actually in.

397
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:47,649
Yeah, well, maybe we do.

398
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,300
I'm willing to if you guys are.

399
00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:52,816
Can we please
have some privacy?

400
00:17:52,818 --> 00:17:54,099
Y... No.

401
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:56,216
I'm as much a part
of this relationship as you two,

402
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,832
and I think it's high time we
put all our cards on the table.

403
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,183
Yeah. For example,
where is this going?

404
00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:03,399
Are you two ever
getting married?

405
00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:05,632
And, if so,
where will we all live?

406
00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:07,682
Have you thought about that?

407
00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:09,749
No.
Penny?

408
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:11,016
Okay, wait. What
are we doing?

409
00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:12,498
For some reason,

410
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,515
we're planning a future where we
both live with Sheldon forever.

411
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,515
Good.
Now we're getting somewhere.

412
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,816
Look, I know you think

413
00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:21,599
I'm being reckless,
and you might be right,

414
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,266
but I need to take this shot.

415
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,216
Yeah, no kidding.

416
00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:25,882
Despite what it says
on her résumé,

417
00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:27,498
she is no longer 22.

418
00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:33,816
I swear, I am on your side.

419
00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:35,498
You keep saying
youre on my side,

420
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,966
but you don't act like it.

421
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,266
He does that to me, too.

422
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:40,016
Why do we put up with it?

423
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:44,183
Listen, I could never do
what you're doing, okay?

424
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:45,749
I would be terrified.

425
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,549
Well, it's scary for me, too.

426
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,665
I'm fine with it.

427
00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:53,465
My point is, just because
I couldn't do it

428
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,799
doesn't mean you shouldn't.

429
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,382
And I'm proud of you.

430
00:18:59,051 --> 00:19:01,349
Okay. Thank you.

431
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,316
Well, to celebrate
this reconciliation,

432
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:06,016
let's all share a milk shake.

433
00:19:06,018 --> 00:19:08,882
Uh, Penny, you'll need a straw.

434
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:15,332
You're back.

435
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:16,599
Yes, I am!

436
00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:18,682
There's a few more things
I want to say to you.

437
00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:19,933
Stuart's store is just fine,

438
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,549
and he's a much nicer person
than you are,

439
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,016
and if you still have
that comic,

440
00:19:23,018 --> 00:19:25,632
I'd like to buy it right now!

441
00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:26,849
No problem.

442
00:19:26,851 --> 00:19:29,482
Oh, you want a latte
while you wait?

443
00:19:29,484 --> 00:19:31,299
No, I don't want a latte!

444
00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:34,233
I want a cappuccino
and a blueberry scone!

445
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:36,365
I only have chocolate chip.

446
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:39,632
Well, that sounds even better!

447
00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:51,247
Thanks for coming to the mineral
and rock show with me.

448
00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:57,463
We're sorry Amy
didn't want to go.

449
00:19:57,465 --> 00:20:01,347
Really, really sorry.

450
00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:02,580
Eh.

451
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,597
Who needs her when
I have you guys?

452
00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,330
Rock show!

453
00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:08,297
Rock show!
Rock show!

454
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:10,680
Rock show! Rock show!

455
00:20:10,682 --> 00:20:14,114
Rock show!
Rock show...!

456
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:19,111
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