1 00:00:00,369 --> 00:00:04,585 Item 28: your pet name for me. 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:06,952 Time's running out on this. You need to make a decision. 3 00:00:06,954 --> 00:00:09,835 I submitted you a notarized list. 4 00:00:09,837 --> 00:00:12,919 I'm sorry, but "Gollum" and "Flakey" are not acceptable. 5 00:00:12,921 --> 00:00:15,652 Well, you don't like "Princess Corncob" 6 00:00:15,654 --> 00:00:19,218 you don't like "Fester"... you're just impossible to please. 7 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,735 We'll come back to that one. 8 00:00:20,737 --> 00:00:22,452 This brings us to the final item 9 00:00:22,454 --> 00:00:24,951 in our annual State of the Relationship Summit. 10 00:00:24,953 --> 00:00:27,719 Item 29: Valentine's Day. 11 00:00:27,721 --> 00:00:30,869 Ah, the worst for last. Hmm. 12 00:00:31,952 --> 00:00:34,035 Classic Flakey. 13 00:00:34,037 --> 00:00:37,785 Before you get upset, I believe I've come up with a way for us 14 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:40,151 to celebrate the occasion that we both can enjoy. 15 00:00:40,153 --> 00:00:42,668 People usually start a meeting with a joke, 16 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:45,452 but you go ahead... end with one. 17 00:00:45,454 --> 00:00:48,235 I propose we spend a weekend 18 00:00:48,237 --> 00:00:50,268 at a bed-and-breakfast in Napa Valley. 19 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:53,652 I hate every word in that sentence. 20 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:57,835 Including "in" "at,"we" and "a" 21 00:00:57,837 --> 00:00:59,902 Come on, Sheldon. Why not? 22 00:00:59,904 --> 00:01:02,568 For starters, a bed-and-breakfast forces you 23 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,984 to eat with strangers at your table. 24 00:01:04,986 --> 00:01:06,101 One step ahead of you... 25 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:07,869 Bernadette and Wolowitz are going with us. 26 00:01:07,871 --> 00:01:08,951 Oh, very well. 27 00:01:08,953 --> 00:01:10,235 What are the sleeping arrangements? 28 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,068 We've only been dating for three years. 29 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:17,135 If we were to share a room, people might talk. 30 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:18,535 I got you your own room. 31 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,204 What if my room has a claw-foot bathtub? 32 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,755 It doesn't. I know it makes you feel like you're bathing inside a monster. 33 00:01:24,487 --> 00:01:26,768 Look, I appreciate the effort, 34 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:29,101 but I'm still unclear how this trip 35 00:01:29,103 --> 00:01:30,951 is supposed to be enjoyable for me. 36 00:01:30,953 --> 00:01:33,951 We're going to have Valentine's Day dinner 37 00:01:33,953 --> 00:01:36,802 on a fully functioning vintage train. 38 00:01:36,804 --> 00:01:39,101 Vintage? 39 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:40,802 Be specific. 40 00:01:40,804 --> 00:01:43,035 An Alcoa FA-4 diesel locomotive 41 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:45,235 leading a train of meticulously restored 42 00:01:45,237 --> 00:01:47,951 1915 Pullman first-class coaches. 43 00:01:47,953 --> 00:01:50,702 Wow. 44 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,535 I'm feeling the urge to hug you. 45 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,702 And one... and two... 46 00:01:56,704 --> 00:01:58,785 All right, Gollum, we're good. 47 00:02:24,452 --> 00:02:29,447 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 48 00:02:29,473 --> 00:02:31,522 Are you sure you guys don't want to come with us to Napa? 49 00:02:31,524 --> 00:02:32,938 You could probably still get a room. 50 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:35,522 No, I think we're just gonna have a quiet weekend at home. 51 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:37,021 Plus, I'm not sure it's a great idea 52 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,588 to take Penny to where wine comes from. 53 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,355 What? It's a joke. 54 00:02:43,357 --> 00:02:45,755 Oh, come on. We bust on each other. 55 00:02:45,757 --> 00:02:48,105 I wear dorky glasses, you might have a problem... 56 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:50,722 it's all for laughs. 57 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:54,639 That would really piss me off if I didn't have a buzz going on. 58 00:02:57,723 --> 00:03:00,971 Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing 59 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,639 for dinner on the train? 60 00:03:07,872 --> 00:03:10,438 I'm sorry, what? 61 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,605 Oh, I'm afraid if we wear the same pocket watch, 62 00:03:12,607 --> 00:03:15,138 it will be embarrassing. 63 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:18,888 I don't own a pocket watch. 64 00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:21,088 Oh, my. 65 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:24,971 Well, then my apologies for bringing up this sore spot. 66 00:03:28,222 --> 00:03:30,388 Since you two are gonna be around for Valentine's, 67 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:31,755 would you mind watching Cinnamon? 68 00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:33,971 You have Valentine's plans? 69 00:03:33,973 --> 00:03:36,921 Which came out sounding way more surprised than I meant. 70 00:03:37,855 --> 00:03:39,522 L-Let me try that again. You have Val... 71 00:03:39,524 --> 00:03:41,305 See? I can't do it. 72 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,888 I don't have plans which is why I booked time 73 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,722 on the big telescope that night. 74 00:03:46,724 --> 00:03:48,271 Well, an evening looking at the stars... 75 00:03:48,273 --> 00:03:49,771 that's still kind of romantic. 76 00:03:49,773 --> 00:03:51,221 Except I'll be alone. I'm trying to put 77 00:03:51,223 --> 00:03:54,138 lipstick on a pig here. Work with me. 78 00:03:55,222 --> 00:03:57,588 We'd be happy to watch Cinnamon. Yeah. 79 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:59,438 Thank you. Oh, and I'd like for at least one of us 80 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,588 to see some action, so if you guys happen to have sex, 81 00:04:01,590 --> 00:04:03,639 it's cool if she stays in the room. 82 00:04:04,539 --> 00:04:07,188 Hey, same goes for the two of you with Amy. 83 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:21,271 What do you think, Sheldon? 84 00:04:21,273 --> 00:04:23,605 It's magnificent. 85 00:04:23,607 --> 00:04:26,305 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 86 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,804 I'm so glad you like it. 87 00:04:27,806 --> 00:04:29,138 I'm prepared to say 88 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:33,188 I love it, as soon as I confirm there are no hobos aboard. 89 00:04:36,022 --> 00:04:37,522 Okay. 90 00:04:39,356 --> 00:04:40,971 Raj, I got it. 91 00:04:40,973 --> 00:04:42,472 Bye. 92 00:04:44,106 --> 00:04:46,138 That was your daddy. 93 00:04:47,439 --> 00:04:51,938 He wanted me to say that he misses... Why am I doing this? 94 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:54,522 Happy Valentine's Day! 95 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:56,555 Ooh, flowers and chocolates? 96 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:59,971 Somebody's trying to get me out of my panties. 97 00:04:59,973 --> 00:05:02,804 Don't be surprised if you find five chocolates missing 98 00:05:02,806 --> 00:05:05,355 and three gross coconut ones with a bite taken out. 99 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,888 It came that way when I bought it. 100 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:10,721 Got you a little something, too. 101 00:05:10,723 --> 00:05:11,971 Aw. 102 00:05:11,973 --> 00:05:13,938 Jewelry. 103 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,854 Oh, my God. 104 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:17,522 Lakers tickets? 105 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:21,771 It gets better. Instead of me, you can take someone 106 00:05:21,773 --> 00:05:23,438 who will actually enjoy it. Aw! 107 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,921 You are the best boyfriend ever. 108 00:05:26,923 --> 00:05:29,438 Thank you. Seriously, please don't make me go. 109 00:05:33,423 --> 00:05:35,021 Should we take this little party to the bedroom? 110 00:05:35,023 --> 00:05:37,355 Mm, don't have to... we have the whole place to ourselves. 111 00:05:37,357 --> 00:05:39,754 Oh, that's true. In fact, if you want, 112 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,838 we can do it right here on Sheldon's spot. 113 00:05:44,356 --> 00:05:48,505 That is the least sexy thing anyone's ever said to me. 114 00:05:48,507 --> 00:05:50,105 To the bedroom! 115 00:05:50,107 --> 00:05:51,271 Yeah! 116 00:05:56,306 --> 00:05:59,771 And for the entrée, tonight's special is a seafood risotto. 117 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:00,804 Do you have any questions? 118 00:06:00,806 --> 00:06:02,221 Uh, I do. 119 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:05,938 Uh, does this train car have the original link-and-pin coupler 120 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:08,472 or the Miller Hook and Platform? 121 00:06:09,439 --> 00:06:11,522 I'm sorry, I meant questions about the food. 122 00:06:11,524 --> 00:06:13,355 Oh, of course. Um... 123 00:06:13,357 --> 00:06:16,138 he seafood risotto being served on a train car 124 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,854 with the original link-and-pin coupler 125 00:06:17,856 --> 00:06:19,854 or the Miller Hook and Platform? 126 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:23,638 I-I think we're gonna need a minute. 127 00:06:24,855 --> 00:06:28,055 Fun fact: it's neither. 128 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,255 They actually 129 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,555 use the AAR type E coupler. 130 00:06:32,557 --> 00:06:35,254 If you listen carefully when the locomotive disconnects, 131 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:38,305 you'll hear the characteristic click-pshht-thunk 132 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:40,522 of the knuckle. 133 00:06:42,473 --> 00:06:44,971 Get out of town. 134 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:49,587 Fun fact: I'm gonna jump off this train. 135 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:54,921 Hey, Cinnamon, 136 00:06:54,923 --> 00:06:57,587 guess who just did it human style. 137 00:06:58,939 --> 00:07:00,587 Oh, my God! 138 00:07:00,589 --> 00:07:02,854 It's a little late, but I'll take it. 139 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,604 No, Cinnamon ate the chocolates. 140 00:07:05,606 --> 00:07:07,522 That's really bad for dogs. 141 00:07:07,524 --> 00:07:09,771 Oh, crap. What are we gonna do? We gotta get her 142 00:07:09,773 --> 00:07:12,221 to a vet right now. I don't have a vet. 143 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:15,221 I have a podiatrist, an optometrist, an allergist, 144 00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:19,055 a dermatologist, a urologist. You'd think I'd have a vet. 145 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:20,604 Okay. There's one not far from here. Come on. Let's go. 146 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,421 Okay. Koothrappali was right. 147 00:07:22,423 --> 00:07:24,771 We should have let her watch. 148 00:07:27,755 --> 00:07:29,638 Do another one, do another one! 149 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,954 Okay. 150 00:07:30,956 --> 00:07:32,554 Here's my impression of the Amtrak 151 00:07:32,556 --> 00:07:35,438 Acela barreling down the Eastern Corridor. 152 00:07:43,106 --> 00:07:46,704 It's like there's a train in your mouth. 153 00:07:46,706 --> 00:07:48,355 Oh, yeah. 154 00:07:48,357 --> 00:07:51,271 I've got one. Um, the Amtrak Wolverine 155 00:07:51,273 --> 00:07:53,472 coming into Chicago. 156 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:03,472 I've been on that train. 157 00:08:03,474 --> 00:08:05,854 And I just was again. 158 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:08,938 Hey, see if you guys can guess this one. 159 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,721 Bang! Splat! Thud. 160 00:08:13,588 --> 00:08:15,888 How many trains have you been on? 161 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:19,438 Tons. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. 162 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,738 Now I just collect disability and ride trains. 163 00:08:24,139 --> 00:08:26,804 Wow. Your life's amazing. 164 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,688 Not always. 165 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:31,888 A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago. 166 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:35,355 Now I just collect disability and ride trains. 167 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:41,854 Why do I even try? 168 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:43,471 I'm gonna fix this right now. 169 00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:47,021 Okay. Just make it look like an accident. 170 00:08:48,922 --> 00:08:50,971 Excuse me. You are 171 00:08:50,973 --> 00:08:52,804 at Valentine's dinner with your girlfriend. 172 00:08:52,806 --> 00:08:55,021 Now get back over there and be with her. 173 00:08:56,256 --> 00:08:57,754 You're right. 174 00:08:57,756 --> 00:09:00,088 That was insensitive of me. 175 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,188 I have to go back to my table now. 176 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:03,521 You should join us. 177 00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:04,771 All right. 178 00:09:06,889 --> 00:09:08,221 Great. 179 00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:10,420 Now there's two of 'em. 180 00:09:19,557 --> 00:09:21,973 How much chocolate did she eat? 181 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,589 A whole box. Well, to be fair, 182 00:09:23,591 --> 00:09:26,689 you ate a lot of it before you gave it to me. 183 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,073 So the point is I may have saved her life. 184 00:09:30,808 --> 00:09:32,840 I'm sorry, is this a joke to you? 185 00:09:32,842 --> 00:09:34,789 No. 186 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,973 Maybe to her. 187 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:40,823 How big a box of chocolate was it? 188 00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:42,340 Uh, something like this. I don't know. 189 00:09:42,342 --> 00:09:45,340 It came free with a full tank of gas. 190 00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:47,806 Really? Do you know how much those Lakers tickets were? 191 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,240 Do you know how much gas is? 192 00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:50,090 Hey! 193 00:09:50,092 --> 00:09:52,806 Sorry. Sorry. 194 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:56,455 Oh, my God, Cinnamon, are you okay? 195 00:09:56,457 --> 00:09:57,723 I can't believe you two! 196 00:09:57,725 --> 00:09:59,506 You do whatever it takes to save her life. 197 00:09:59,508 --> 00:10:01,789 If she needs new organs, I'll buy any dog necessary 198 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,789 and scrap them for parts! 199 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:06,123 You're the owner? 200 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,973 Owner, father, soul mate, 201 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:11,307 and if anything happens to her, your worst nightmare! 202 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:15,273 Well, she's not throwing up, 203 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,556 which is a good sign. 204 00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:18,890 So, I'm gonna take her in back, put her on fluids 205 00:10:18,892 --> 00:10:20,589 and give her something to absorb the toxins. 206 00:10:20,591 --> 00:10:22,173 Okay? Okay. Okay, thank you. 207 00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:24,106 Oh, if she's scared, you can sing to her. 208 00:10:24,108 --> 00:10:26,123 She likes Katy Perry. 209 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,290 Oh, but don't do "Firework" 210 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,123 That gets her all riled up. 211 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,739 Got it. 212 00:10:30,741 --> 00:10:32,973 Should have been a dentist. 213 00:10:35,141 --> 00:10:37,973 Okay, what was the best four-ten-four 214 00:10:37,975 --> 00:10:39,622 U.S. locomotive ever built? 215 00:10:39,624 --> 00:10:41,956 Trick question. There never was one. 216 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,173 Or was there? 217 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,389 What? 218 00:10:46,674 --> 00:10:50,406 In 1944, the Pacific Railroad built number 6131, 219 00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:52,257 which rearranged the drivers and cylinders, 220 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,123 solving the problem of the Q-1, 221 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,273 creating a duplex-drive four-four-six-four. 222 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:57,723 In what world is 223 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,140 a four-four-six-four a four-ten-four? 224 00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:01,890 A world I don't want to live in! 225 00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:05,773 Seriously, I no longer want to live in this world. 226 00:11:05,775 --> 00:11:08,556 Hold on to your conductor's hat. 227 00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:10,422 You crank the second and third axles, 228 00:11:10,424 --> 00:11:12,806 creating a pair of internal connecting rods, 229 00:11:12,808 --> 00:11:14,455 and boom... four-ten-four. 230 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,389 If you think about it, the Q-2 231 00:11:16,391 --> 00:11:18,556 was like the four-ten-four America never made. 232 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:21,240 I may never stop thinking about it. 233 00:11:21,242 --> 00:11:23,906 Amy, what are the odds we run into this guy? 234 00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:25,455 Better than you think. 235 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,956 You know, if you ask nicely, 236 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,556 they'll let you visit the engine room. 237 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,389 I never want this day to end. 238 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:37,439 It's feeling like it never will. 239 00:11:37,441 --> 00:11:38,723 Come on. 240 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:42,923 Hey, did I tell you what happened to me at UPS? 241 00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:49,739 As if Valentines Day wasn't bad enough, you try to kill my dog? 242 00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:51,973 And with cheap chocolate, no less? 243 00:11:51,975 --> 00:11:53,473 It wasn't cheap. 244 00:11:53,475 --> 00:11:55,473 It was free. 245 00:11:55,475 --> 00:11:57,339 We're really sorry. It was an accident. 246 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:59,739 Yeah, we weren't even out of the room that long. 247 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:02,473 Oh, no, come on. It was a while. 248 00:12:02,475 --> 00:12:04,890 It was a while. 249 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,306 Oh, is Cinnamon gonna be okay? 250 00:12:09,308 --> 00:12:10,622 She's responding well. 251 00:12:10,624 --> 00:12:13,322 We just want to keep her a little longer for observation. 252 00:12:13,324 --> 00:12:15,639 All right. Uh, would-would it be okay for me to see her? 253 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:17,006 We're usually in bed by now, 254 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:19,539 and I want her to know that I'm here. 255 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:22,639 Yes, we sleep together, and sometimes we spoon. 256 00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:27,056 It's okay. I sleep with my dog, too. 257 00:12:27,058 --> 00:12:29,673 We're not supposed to let people in back, 258 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:32,023 but I think I can make an exception. 259 00:12:32,025 --> 00:12:33,622 Thank you. Come on. 260 00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:36,639 By the way, I sang her Katy Perry. Oh, yeah? 261 00:12:36,641 --> 00:12:38,140 And I don't care 262 00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:40,140 what that obnoxious parrot back there says. 263 00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:42,306 I crushed it. 264 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:45,222 I think there's something going on between the two of them. 265 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:48,123 Maybe, but you also think nine minutes isn't a while, 266 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,890 so what do you know? 267 00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:57,873 You okay? 268 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,806 Why? Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo 269 00:13:00,808 --> 00:13:02,840 with some weirdo? 270 00:13:02,842 --> 00:13:07,106 Well, to be fair, they're both weirdos. 271 00:13:07,108 --> 00:13:10,289 I don't know what made me think tonight would be any different. 272 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,789 Well, just the fact that you got him up here still says a lot. 273 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:16,723 To be honest, I bet Howie 200 bucks it wasn't gonna happen. 274 00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:20,473 I'm going to the Lego store to get a big-ass R2-D2. 275 00:13:22,557 --> 00:13:24,473 See? It's not just Sheldon. 276 00:13:24,475 --> 00:13:27,739 They're all idiots. 277 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,589 She's right. 278 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,023 So, your boyfriend's 279 00:13:31,025 --> 00:13:32,222 a fixer-upper. 280 00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:33,389 Most of them are. 281 00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:34,556 I mean, look at this guy. 282 00:13:34,558 --> 00:13:35,756 You think he came like this? 283 00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:38,222 When I met him, he was a hot, goofy mess. 284 00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,723 Now, he's been to space. 285 00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,006 That's all me. 286 00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:47,489 I had a little to do with it. 287 00:13:47,491 --> 00:13:49,139 Oh, sure you did. 288 00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:51,956 Who's Mama's big space man? 289 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,789 I am. 290 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,873 They've been in there, like, half an hour. 291 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,973 Yeah, for future reference, that's a while. 292 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,306 How long should we stay? I don't know. 293 00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:14,389 I'm kind of hungry. 294 00:14:14,391 --> 00:14:16,256 I saw a Thai place next door. 295 00:14:16,258 --> 00:14:17,973 Oh. Okay. 296 00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:19,806 Oh. Oh. Hey! How's she doing? 297 00:14:19,808 --> 00:14:22,122 How is everything? Yeah. 298 00:14:22,124 --> 00:14:24,239 She's gonna be okay; they're gonna let me take her home. 299 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,439 Oh, good. So I want you 300 00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:26,806 to keep a close eye on her 301 00:14:26,808 --> 00:14:27,956 for the next 24 hours. 302 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,539 Here are a few warning signs to look out for, 303 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:33,158 and if you see any of them, don't hesitate to call. 304 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:33,769 Oh. 305 00:14:33,775 --> 00:14:36,289 Thank you for taking such good care of my little girl. 306 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,439 My pleasure. Have a nice night. 307 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:40,239 Yes, thank you for all your help. 308 00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,389 Yeah. I'm sorry if you didn't think 309 00:14:41,391 --> 00:14:42,622 we were taking it seriously. 310 00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:43,739 We love animals. 311 00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:45,222 Oh, do you guys own any pets? 312 00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:46,139 No. 313 00:14:46,141 --> 00:14:48,589 Good. 314 00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:56,305 I love you so much. 315 00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:58,505 I love you, too. 316 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,439 Sorry. Sorry. 317 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,172 You guys missed a pretty great time. 318 00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:15,172 The conductor and I have the same pocket watch. 319 00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:17,756 It was crazy. 320 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:20,955 Dare I say "loco"? 321 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:22,472 Oh, and, Amy, guess what? 322 00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:24,672 The conductor said as soon as he gets off work, 323 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,555 he can come back to the bed and breakfast 324 00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:27,806 and play his banjo for us. 325 00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:31,622 Okay. I need to speak to my boyfriend in private, 326 00:15:31,624 --> 00:15:33,121 like, right now. 327 00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:34,756 There's a car with a glass roof. 328 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,422 Want to go look at the stars? 329 00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:37,789 Oh, that sounds so romantic. 330 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,088 Oh, give it a rest! 331 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,305 Let's go. 332 00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:47,522 Why are you still here? 333 00:15:47,524 --> 00:15:49,105 Excuse me. 334 00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:50,956 I think you're being a little rude. 335 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,172 I'm being rude? 336 00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:53,922 You've been rude to me this entire evening. 337 00:15:53,924 --> 00:15:55,756 How is that possible? 338 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:59,122 I've hardly spoken to you since we got on the train. 339 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,756 I'm detecting a little friction between you two, 340 00:16:02,758 --> 00:16:05,172 and I don't want to be a third rail. 341 00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:07,605 Get it? 342 00:16:07,607 --> 00:16:09,722 I get it. 343 00:16:11,106 --> 00:16:12,305 Leave! 344 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,589 What is your problem? 345 00:16:16,591 --> 00:16:17,839 It's Valentine's Day. 346 00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,922 We're supposed to be having a romantic weekend. 347 00:16:19,924 --> 00:16:22,055 Oh, really? Because I remember you saying 348 00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:24,922 that this trip was going to be something we could both enjoy. 349 00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:28,055 Did you mean that, or were you just trying to trick me? 350 00:16:28,057 --> 00:16:30,305 Fine, it's true. 351 00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,222 I deserve romance, 352 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:35,305 and I didn't know how else to make it happen. 353 00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:39,339 Well, if you want romance, then let's have romance! 354 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:43,138 Oh, look, there's wine. Mmm. 355 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:46,589 Grape juice that burns. 356 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:49,305 Uh, now let's gaze into each other's eyes, hmm? 357 00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:50,622 You blinked. I win. 358 00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,472 Sheldon... Let's see. What's next? 359 00:16:52,474 --> 00:16:54,639 Oh, kissing's romantic. 360 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:14,288 That was nice. 361 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,889 Good. 362 00:17:19,757 --> 00:17:21,806 Um... 363 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:25,555 the conductor said if I come back to the engine room, 364 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:29,088 he'd show me how to bring the train through a crossing. 365 00:17:30,922 --> 00:17:33,088 Okay, have fun. 366 00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:36,422 Do you want to come with me? 367 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:40,255 Really? I do. 368 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,806 Hey, guys, wait up! 369 00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:57,227 There you go. 370 00:17:57,229 --> 00:18:00,861 All cozy wozy. 371 00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:05,761 Here, let's see what the doctor says to keep an eye out for. 372 00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:09,894 Hmm. "Rajesh, I was dreading Valentine's Day. 373 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:13,695 Thank you for spending it with me. Yvette." 374 00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:18,361 Cinnamon, she-she gave me her phone number. 375 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,311 If I knew it was that easy, 376 00:18:20,313 --> 00:18:23,044 I would have considered poisoning you months ago. 377 00:18:24,928 --> 00:18:26,977 Oh, what should I say? 378 00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:29,561 Oh, I know. I'll point out her name's Yvette, 379 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,144 and that she's a vet. 380 00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:32,444 That's hysterical. 381 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,944 She'll love it. 382 00:18:36,395 --> 00:18:38,811 Hello. Oh, hey. 383 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,561 You're back. How was your trip? It was wonderful! 384 00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:42,528 Great. What did you do? 385 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,061 I made a new friend 386 00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:46,111 who likes trains as much as I do, 387 00:18:46,113 --> 00:18:47,977 uh, I kissed Amy on the lips, 388 00:18:47,979 --> 00:18:48,944 and, uh, 389 00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:50,277 the conductor played his banjo for me. 390 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,394 Good night. 391 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,877 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 392 00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:55,778 I'm gonna need more details. 393 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,361 Oh, well, my new friend's name was Eric. 394 00:18:58,363 --> 00:19:02,111 Um, Amy lips tasted like the brownie we had for dessert. 395 00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:03,277 Oh... 396 00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:04,528 the banjo-playing conductor 397 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,860 was missing a finger, 398 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:08,061 but he made up for it with his can-do attitude. 399 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,811 No, hang on. Hang on. 400 00:19:10,813 --> 00:19:13,311 Are all those things equal to you? 401 00:19:13,313 --> 00:19:15,277 Hmm. 402 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,394 It never occurred to me to pick a favorite. 403 00:19:17,396 --> 00:19:20,311 Well, give it a go. 404 00:19:20,313 --> 00:19:24,111 I can't answer that without collecting additional data. 405 00:19:25,112 --> 00:19:27,094 Additional data. You dog! 406 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:28,894 I'm not sure how listening to other 407 00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:31,810 nine-fingered banjo players makes me dog, but all right. 408 00:19:31,812 --> 00:19:36,807 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man