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What? That's a real thing?

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What is it, Star Wars Christmas?

3
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No. Don't be ridiculous.

4
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That's Wookiee Life Day.

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So, when is it?

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Uh, well, it's not
May the fifth...

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and it's not
May the third...

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It's May the fourth.

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Get it?

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May the fourth
be with you?

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"May the force be with you."
Get it?

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Oh, no. This face
wasn't because I didn't get it.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Come in.

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Hey, you got a second?

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Yes.

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Actually, I'm glad you're here.

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I-I'm working on the
Star Wars Day schedule.

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Now, I have a window built in
after Phantom Menace,

20
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for complaining, but...

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I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.

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Sheldon, I-I've got
some bad news.

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What is it

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I just read online

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that Arthur Jeffries
passed away.

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Professor Proton is dead?

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Sorry, buddy.

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What are you doing?

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Comforting you?

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Y-Your heart might be
in the right place,

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but your head, chest and
arms certainly aren't.

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Anyway, the-the
funeral's on Sunday.

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But, that's
Star Wars Day.

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Yeah... um...

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of all the things about this
that are sad,

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that might not be number one.

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You okay?
I know he meant a lot to you.

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I'm fine.

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Okay.

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Yet he cried when they changed
the Raisin Bran box.

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This, uh,
this is something interesting

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boys and girls.

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After an owl eats,
he spits up part of his meal,

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that he can't digest,
in the form of a pellet.

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Is-Isn't that a hoot?

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We'll be right back
after I fire my writers.

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Oh, shut up.

48
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Watching your
old friend?

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Hmm. Yes.

50
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Look at him, Amy.

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It's such a shame.

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Struck down
in the prime of my life.

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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?

54
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Oh, I'm not going
to the funeral.

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Why not?

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All those people
blowing their noses.

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You can't tell the sick
from the sad. Mm.

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I'll be at home celebrating
Star Wars Day, as planned.

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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?

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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.

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And watching a bunch
of goofy space movies

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you've seen hundreds
of times isn't?

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If we were in
a physical relationship,

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you just lost sex tonight.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, Penny.
Happy Star Wars Day.

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Okay.

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Can I make you
breakfast?

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Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar
is open for business.

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No, thanks. Leonard and I
are just going to the funeral.

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You sure. Not even coffee?

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We have R2-Decaf.

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Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?

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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,

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I can always make you
a Chai Tea-3PO.

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Oh, I get it... like C-3PO.

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What happened to me?

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Hey, uh, Sheldon,
you want anything?

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Uh, no, thank you.

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You're being so quiet.

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Are you upset
or are you just rebooting?

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I'm fine.

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Sweetie, are you sure

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you don't want to
come with us to the funeral?

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Oh, I appreciate the
offer, but Arthur is gone

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and there's nothing
I can do about it.

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When Darth Vader
struck down Obi-Wan,

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did Luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?

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No.

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He blew up the Death Star.

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Why do I know this?

92
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Arthur Jeffries
was a scientist.

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I'm sure he didn't care about

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silly superstitions
like funerals.

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You know, if he were here,
I think he'd say,

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"Enjoy Star Wars Day."

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He was 84;
he'd say, "Where's my pudding?"

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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some

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Attack of the Scones
for the road.

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Oh, like Attack
of the Clones.

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We are leaving
right now.

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Arthur passing away
was harder on Sheldon

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than he's ready to admit.

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Really hoping
this will cheer him up.

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Me, too.

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Although, it
might've been

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thoughtless of us to
bake a Death Star cake.

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No, it combines two of
Sheldon's favorite things:

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chocolate chips

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and the ability to destroy a
planet at the push of a button.

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Well, anyway, it'll be a
nice surprise for the boys.

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And Howie doesn't think I
take his interests seriously,

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so hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.

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Okay, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.

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This is pretty cool.

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You don't see too many
spherical cakes.

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I wonder why that is.

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I have a confession to make.
Hmm?

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I've never been
to a funeral before.

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Really?

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I just never knew
anyone that died.

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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.

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I mean, when he died,
we didn't have a funeral,

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we had a barbecue.

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Yeah, we won't be
eating Arthur tonight.

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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.

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It's weird that he's...
just gone.

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I know.

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I feel like I want to cry.

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Oh... that's-that's fine.

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Go ahead.

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I can't do it
with you staring at me.

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Sorry.

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No, I'm dry.

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You're a big crybaby...
you start, I'll join in.

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I am not a crybaby.

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Toy Story 3?

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The toys were holding hands
in a furnace!

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Look, A-Arthur lived
a full life.

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And he inspired
a lot of people.

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Sure, he-he was
my childhood hero,

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but... the fact that
I got to work with him,

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side by side,
before he...

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died was...

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it was... it was a gift.

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It was a gift.

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Thank you for being
the emotional one

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in this relationship.

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I got your back.

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Yeah.

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Okay, here we go.

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Episode I...
The Phantom Menace.

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Let's get this over with.

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Since we all agree
Episode I isn't our favorite,

155
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maybe we just skip it this time.

156
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Yeah, Howard,
I think you of all people

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should avoid espousing
the principle

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that if something
is not our favorite

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we should just get rid of it.

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You know, I heard this way
of watching the movies

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called the Machete Order, where
you watch Episodes IV and V,

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then skip Episode I,

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watch II and III
as a flashback,

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and then finish with VI.

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Okay, so you'd lose
most of Jar Jar,

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all the trade route talk,
and the boring senate hearings,

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which are like watching C-SPAN
with monsters.

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Get rid of the
trade route part?

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Then how would Palpatine
get Chancellor Valorum

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kicked out of office?

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Eh.

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How would he get
himself elected? How?

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Can we get through one holiday

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without you saying
something ridiculous?

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It was just a suggestion.

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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?

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"Why don't we change
the Raisin Bran box?"

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Hmm? And you know
who got hurt by that?

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Every single person
who eats breakfast!

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Wow.

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00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,431
I think he's taking

182
00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:11,468
this Professor Proton thing
pretty hard.

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Should we try to console him?

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Or... should we
respect his privacy

185
00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:20,436
in this moment of grief?

186
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By staying here
and watching the movie.

187
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That's what
good friends would do!

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Well, at least
without Sheldon here,

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we got to start
with Episode IV.

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Mm, true.

191
00:09:43,773 --> 00:09:45,274
I do feel guilty about him.

192
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Me, too.

193
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Maybe we should see
how he's doing.

194
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Yeah.

195
00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:50,084
But after the cantina scene.
Obviously.

196
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Look at Arthur...

197
00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,024
cracking up at a joke
I told him.

198
00:10:04,831 --> 00:10:07,502
I'll never hear
that laugh again.

199
00:10:07,504 --> 00:10:10,140
You never
heard it that time.

200
00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,069
Arthur!

201
00:10:16,071 --> 00:10:18,240
I thought you were dead.

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00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,692
I am.

203
00:10:19,694 --> 00:10:22,899
Oh, it-it's fantastic.

204
00:10:23,668 --> 00:10:25,754
I mean, this is the longest

205
00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:30,080
that I've gone without
running into a men's room

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00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:33,053
in-in years.

207
00:10:33,889 --> 00:10:35,892
Why are you here?

208
00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:38,146
I-I don't know.
I was...

209
00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:42,521
I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.

210
00:10:43,324 --> 00:10:46,212
I know why.

211
00:10:46,214 --> 00:10:48,450
You've come
to me because

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00:10:48,452 --> 00:10:51,974
you're my Obi-Wan.

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00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:54,813
I'm-I'm not...
I'm not familiar with that.

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00:10:54,815 --> 00:10:57,936
Is... is-is that an...

215
00:10:57,938 --> 00:11:00,758
an Internet?

216
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,082
Wow.

217
00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:07,088
Uh, you're dead,
so I'm going to let that slide.

218
00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:11,847
Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character
from Star Wars.

219
00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:13,216
After his
physical demise,

220
00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:17,792
he comes to Luke Skywalker
as his mentor in spirit form.

221
00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:20,781
Well, that...
that clears that up.

222
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,986
Yeah.

223
00:11:23,771 --> 00:11:26,476
You must be here
to give me advice.

224
00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:34,960
Well, this... this is weird.

225
00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:38,216
Most-most of my robes open in...

226
00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:40,387
in the back.

227
00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:45,230
Those are your Jedi robes.

228
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,955
Oh, wait. What...?

229
00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:51,576
What-what... what is this?

230
00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:53,965
Oh! Be careful
with that!

231
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:56,386
Whoa!

232
00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,120
Whoa!

233
00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:09,629
Oh, neato.

234
00:12:13,972 --> 00:12:18,346
I'm, uh... I'm going
to need a Band-Aid.

235
00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:23,807
So...

236
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,694
what did you think
of your first funeral?

237
00:12:25,696 --> 00:12:30,153
Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.

238
00:12:30,155 --> 00:12:33,510
Yeah, well, when I die,
you can rent a bounce house.

239
00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:35,798
You think about dying?

240
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,840
Mm. Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.

241
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,226
What would you regret?

242
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,282
Mm, you know,
that I didn't travel more,

243
00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:47,037
take more risks,
learn another language.

244
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:49,659
You know Klingon.

245
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:51,212
That's true.

246
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:53,383
No, I meant that
as a regret.

247
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:59,147
I just thought of one more.

248
00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:00,983
What's that?

249
00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:04,406
I regret not saying "yes"
when you asked me to marry you.

250
00:13:06,278 --> 00:13:08,498
Well, it just wasn't
the right time.

251
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,452
Yeah.

252
00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:12,289
And this is also
not the right time.

253
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,176
Do not propose.

254
00:13:14,178 --> 00:13:15,963
What?

255
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:18,351
I know that face.
That's your propose face.

256
00:13:18,353 --> 00:13:20,385
I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.

257
00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:21,437
What's two to one?

258
00:13:21,462 --> 00:13:23,190
I proposed twice,
you proposed once. Two to one.

259
00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,026
Oh, my... It's
not a contest.

260
00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:26,412
I don't know what
you're upset about.

261
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,732
I'm the one who's losing.
Okay.

262
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,569
Fine. Would you feel
better if I propose

263
00:13:30,571 --> 00:13:32,290
so you could turn
me down again?

264
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:33,676
Yeah, I think I would.

265
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,680
Okay. Leonard,
will you marry me?

266
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,302
Hmm.

267
00:13:38,304 --> 00:13:39,604
No, don't you dare.

268
00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:42,110
You reject me right
now and tie things up.

269
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:46,201
It's just such a big decision.

270
00:13:46,203 --> 00:13:48,322
I don't want
to have any regrets.

271
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,582
Did you ever watch
Professor Proton

272
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,801
when you were a kid?

273
00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:56,121
No.

274
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:57,457
My dad controlled the TV,

275
00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,294
so unless someone
was a Texas Ranger,

276
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,598
Jake or the Fatman,
we didn't see it.

277
00:14:02,819 --> 00:14:05,440
I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason

278
00:14:05,442 --> 00:14:07,110
that Sheldon got interested
in science.

279
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,612
Not me. I got
into science

280
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,817
'cause I was always the
smallest kid in school,

281
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,838
so I thought if I
became a scientist,

282
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,593
I could invent a formula
that made me taller.

283
00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:17,347
That's cute.

284
00:14:17,349 --> 00:14:19,634
Yeah, I thought it was
working for a while,

285
00:14:19,636 --> 00:14:21,004
but then I found out

286
00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:24,812
my brother was just lowering the
pencil marks on the door frame.

287
00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:25,898
How about you?

288
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,002
Oh, I guess
it must have been

289
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:30,958
back when I was
in the Girl Sprouts.

290
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,362
Girl Sprouts?

291
00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:36,168
My mom made it up as an
alternative to the Girl Scouts.

292
00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:38,255
She didn't want me
selling cookies

293
00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:40,811
on some street corner
"like a whore."

294
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,023
How did that get
you into science?

295
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,659
Oh, I went to the library

296
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:51,916
and took out a book on biology
to see what whores did.

297
00:14:55,257 --> 00:14:58,745
On the one hand,
if I say yes...

298
00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:00,766
This isn't funny anymore.

299
00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:02,437
Just say no
so we're done with this.

300
00:15:02,439 --> 00:15:04,257
Will you marry me or not?

301
00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:07,831
Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?

302
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,102
No.
Really?

303
00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:12,040
Because I just heard,
"Will you marry me?"

304
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:15,212
That's two
proposals, one day.

305
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,783
Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life

306
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:20,623
telling people how to spell
the name Hofstadter.

307
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,681
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.

308
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:26,518
Hey.

309
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,656
Penny, don't get upset.

310
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:30,861
Here.

311
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:34,835
I love you, but, no,
I will not marry you.

312
00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:36,455
Thank you.

313
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,824
Now, about that
second proposal.

314
00:15:37,826 --> 00:15:40,546
On the one hand...

315
00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:53,789
Where... where... where are we?

316
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,965
This is the
swampland of Dagobah.

317
00:15:57,967 --> 00:16:00,837
It's where Luke was trained
in the ways of the Jedi.

318
00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:02,090
Oh.

319
00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:05,346
Too bad.
I thought it was Florida.

320
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:16,034
When Obi-Wan came to Luke
on this very spot,

321
00:16:16,036 --> 00:16:19,406
he gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.

322
00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:21,912
So, um...

323
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,835
what do you got for me?

324
00:16:24,837 --> 00:16:28,058
Um...

325
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,262
always...

326
00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:32,550
get... get a prenup.

327
00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:38,545
That's it?

328
00:16:38,547 --> 00:16:42,303
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.

329
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,843
Well, why-why do you think
I'm here?

330
00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:49,433
I suppose it has something to do
with your recent passing.

331
00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:52,406
Is-is this the...
the first time

332
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:54,978
you've lost, you know,
someone close to you?

333
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,116
Oh, no. No.

334
00:16:57,118 --> 00:17:00,539
I've already had to say good-bye
to 11 Dr. Whos.

335
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:06,885
Yeah, I've-I've outlived
a few of my doctors, too.

336
00:17:09,641 --> 00:17:12,864
Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.

337
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,685
My father died when I was 14.

338
00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:18,408
I'm... I'm sorry about that.

339
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:20,579
And now you're gone, too.

340
00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:25,222
It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.

341
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,261
Well, you know, it's...

342
00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:31,768
it's okay to...
to be sad about them.

343
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:36,611
Just... just make sure,
you know, you appreciate

344
00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:39,583
those who... who are
still there for you.

345
00:17:39,585 --> 00:17:43,458
But I do appreciate them.

346
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:46,464
Well, then,

347
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,437
what am I doing in a swamp...

348
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:57,286
dressed like Friar Tuck?

349
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,485
Appreciate them, Sheldon.

350
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:10,128
Hey, buddy.

351
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,232
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?

352
00:18:12,234 --> 00:18:13,986
I'm okay.

353
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:17,142
How was the funeral?

354
00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:20,833
It was nice, you know.

355
00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:23,004
A lot of people showed up,

356
00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:25,993
told some great stories
about him.

357
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:29,350
Did you know that Arthur's son
is a high school sci...?

358
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,719
Hey, the guys are about
to start Jedi.

359
00:18:47,721 --> 00:18:49,056
You want to go watch?

360
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,708
I do.

361
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:55,602
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.

362
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:00,762
Sheldon, that-that'll
take us all night.

363
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,199
That's true.

364
00:19:02,201 --> 00:19:04,587
Oh, it's a good thing
I had a nap.

365
00:19:10,952 --> 00:19:12,854
Boy, some of the
physical comedy

366
00:19:12,856 --> 00:19:15,860
with Jar Jar is a
little tough to watch.

367
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:20,970
At least they toned him down
in the second one.

368
00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:23,491
Yeah, he is
pretty stupid.

369
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,801
Hey, we can say it.
You can't.

370
00:19:30,139 --> 00:19:31,674
Hey, guys.

371
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,227
Happy Star Wars Day!

372
00:19:33,229 --> 00:19:35,065
Wow!

373
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,436
- A Death Star cake!
- Yeah.

374
00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,738
We were hoping
it might cheer you up.

375
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,657
And even though

376
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:40,943
it meant we had to
miss the movies,

377
00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:42,195
we could still be
part of the fun.

378
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:43,197
Well, you didn't
miss anything.

379
00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:44,316
We just started over.

380
00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:46,504
Son of a bitch.

381
00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:07,196
You're back.

382
00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,366
Yeah, apparently, um,

383
00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:12,172
I'm here whenever...
when-whenever you need me.

384
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:14,009
That's nice.

385
00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:16,932
May-Maybe for you.

386
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:21,741
Why do I need you now?

387
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:24,196
Well, as near as I could tell,

388
00:20:24,198 --> 00:20:27,586
you-you fell asleep
watching Star Wars,

389
00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:31,293
and now you're-you're dreaming
you're watching Star Wars.

390
00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:33,064
So?

391
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,086
I mean, don't-don't you see
a problem there?

392
00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:37,422
I mean, how-how

393
00:20:37,424 --> 00:20:40,762
you're spending
your limited time on Earth?

394
00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:44,679
Not at all.

395
00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:47,119
Okay, good luck to you.

396
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:52,126
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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