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How many is that now?

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Two, and I know what
you're thinking...

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she's eating them.

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She's just so impossible,
they keep quitting.

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So, who's
watching her now?

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A bowl full of M&M's with
a few Ambien tossed in.

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What up, guys?

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Hello. - Hey. -Hello.

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Okay.

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Well, now that
everyone's here,

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Penny and I have
some big news.

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We're engaged!

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And I thought me having sex with
Emily was gonna be the big news.

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Hey! Hey!

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What the hell!

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You guys propose all the time.

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This never happens.

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You're right!

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Boy, I'm so
hungry today.

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I wonder why?

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Because you had sex
the other night?

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You know what?

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That may be it.

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By the way,
it isn't like riding a bike.

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Like, I fell off a few times.

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Hey, buddy.

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Hello.

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You okay?

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I just got called

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into President Siebert's office.

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The university

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won't let me switch my field of
study to inflationary cosmology.

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They're forcing me
to continue with string theory.

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Why?

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He said it's why they hired me,

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it's-it's what my grant
was designated for,

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and that everybody has to do
things they don't want to do.

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He then gave an example
of something he had to do,

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even though he didn't want to,

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which was look
at my stupid face.

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That's a rude thing to say.

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Out loud.

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It's an outrage.

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Honestly, I'm tempted
to leave the university.

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You know, if you're really
serious about that,

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I hear there are
some exciting opportunities

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in home care
for the old and fat.

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Whatever you do, just don't
make any rash decisions.

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I don't know.

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I am really aggravated.

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When I'm feeling low,
I have sex with a girl.

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But that's just me.

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Oh, come on, give her a chance.
No.

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Life, it is too short.

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I know you've only been
here a day and a half,

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but you're like
part of the family!

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I don't think the service is
gonna send any more people.

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Yeah, maybe it's time we just
release Ma back into the sea.

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That's not helpful.

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Well, then, we may need
to get used to the idea

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that we're gonna be living
here the next few months.

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But we have jobs.

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We can't baby-sit her
24 hours a day.

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Well, what if we use
our vacation time?

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I wanted to go to Hawaii,
not Hell.

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I don't know
what else we can do.

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Howie, I love you,

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and as your wife, your
mother is every bit

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as much my problem as
she is yours, so...

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I want a divorce.

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Hello, Leonard.

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Hi, Mom.

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I have some exciting news.

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I'm listening.

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Before I tell you,
will you promise to try

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and be happy for me and keep any
concerns you have to yourself?

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No.

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Let me save you
all of your hemming and hawing.

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Sheldon already told me
that you and Penny are engaged.

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I-I hate that you talk to him
more than you talk to me.

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Would you like for you and me
to talk more?

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You know what?
It's probably fine.

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In any event, while I've had
my misgivings about...

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Penny...

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Sheldon spoke
very fondly of her,

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and if she is good enough
for him,

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then she's good enough for me.

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I'm your son.

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What about the fact
that she's good enough for me?

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Sure.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Leonard,
would it make you feel better

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to hear that your mother
approved of your life choices?

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Yes, it would.

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Yeah. Well,
you should work on that.

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No, Mom, it's the same guy

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I've been going out with
for the past two years.

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Yeah, the scientist.

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Well, it's complicated.

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I mean, he works with lasers
and atomic magnets.

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No, I did not see it coming.

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No, we did not set a date.

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Yeah, this is a first
for our family.

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All right, tell Dad I love him.

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I gotta go.

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All right, bye.

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Atomic magnets?

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Shut up.

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Sorry I'm late.

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The leaf blower broke, so I had
to hand-dry my mother-in-law.

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You want some wine?

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Thanks.

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Little warning
before you jump into

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this marriage business:

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You're not just marrying him,

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you're marrying his family.

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I think Leonard's mom's okay
with me.

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It doesn't matter
if she's okay with you.

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The question is: Can she go
to the bathroom by herself?

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Hit me again.

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So, what are the living
arrangements gonna be?

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Well, haven't really talked
about it yet, but I figure,

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at some point, I'll move in with
him, or he'll move in with me.

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Well, with you not working,
that makes financial sense.

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You're not working!

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How would you like a job
in home health care?

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Not a chance.

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Please. I'm desperate.
No.

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I'll pay you anything you want.
Okay, then, yeah.

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No! Keep your money!

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I could've ridden a bull
longer than that.

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What you working on?

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I'm writing an appeal

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to the Faculty Senate,

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so that I can move on
from string theory.

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Oh. How's it going?

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You tell me.

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"Dear Esteemed Colleagues,

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"As you may know,
I have requested

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"to change my field of study.

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"My decision
to do so

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"is, I believe,
in the best interest of science.

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"At your convenience, I'd be
happy to explain it to you

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in words you'll understand."

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It's nice
that you called them "esteemed."

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You're right.
I'll take that out.

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So, listen, there was something
I was hoping to float past you.

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Mm.
Now that Penny and I are engaged,

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I thought we might want to talk
about our living arrangements.

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Of course.

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She's spent many nights here,
and you're worried

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about preserving the myth of her
virginity before the wedding.

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I'm not.

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Good, because not only has
that ship sailed,

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if it hit an iceberg,
countless men would perish.

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Actually, this is about where
she and I are going to live.

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What do you mean?

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Well... well, we might want
to live together.

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Oh, yeah, well, I've already
given this some thought,

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and...

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I'm willing
to let Penny live with us

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one day a week
for a trial period.

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Now, obviously,
not when she's made cranky

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by the shedding
of her uterine lining.

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That's very sweet.

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But we were thinking more of us
maybe living together with...

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not you.

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I don't understand.

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How could we all live together
if I'm not there?

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Look, I-I know
this is... this is change,

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and that sounds scary, but...

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Where are you going to go?

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I don't know.

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We just started
to think about this.

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Maybe I'll move
in with Penny,

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or maybe she and
I'll take this place,

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and you can move
across the hall.

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Move across the hall?

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Did you take a marijuana?

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No, I did not.

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Did you get hit
on the head with a coconut?

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No.
Well, then,

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I'm all out of guesses.

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What? Me move across the hall...

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Why would you even suggest
such a thing?

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Because I love Penny,

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and want to give her
the life she deserves.

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I see.

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You're putting your future
bride's happiness above mine.

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Well, yeah.

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Wow.

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How dare the university force me
to go back to string theory!

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They just don't appreciate you.

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Yeah, and on top of that,
Leonard has the audacity

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to suggest that now
that he and Penny are engaged,

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he may not want
to live with me anymore.

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Here, I made you some
Strawberry Quik.

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I have real problems here, Amy.

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I can't be mollified with a
beverage designed for children.

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Mmm! Yummy.

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You know, this might
work out for the best.

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00:10:01,129 --> 00:10:02,693
I mean, you're
always complaining

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about what a terrible
roommate Leonard is.

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Like how he turns up

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00:10:05,928 --> 00:10:07,326
the thermostat when
you're not there.

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Ugh! It's like walking
into the Amazon.

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And not the good Amazon
with one-day shipping.

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The awful one
with birds and snakes.

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You hate the sound of all
those keys on his key chain.

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Four keys!

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Who does he think
he is, a warden?

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00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,426
See? Maybe you'll
love living alone.

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I don't know. Perhaps.

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And if it turns
out you don't...

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you and I could
live together.

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You and... Oh, sure.

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And while we're at it,

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why don't we get engaged, too?

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Why don't we get a little house,
start a family?

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Enjoy our sunset years together?

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Do you hear yourself, woman?

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Sheldon, it was just a thought.
No.

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Here's a thought.

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You're not moving in,

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Leonard's not moving out,

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everything stays
exactly the way it is.

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and you're supposed
to use the powder!

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00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,259
It tastes the same.

230
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,760
No. The syrup tastes better
and I don't like it.

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00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:09,960
This is so sweet!

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00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,726
You never cook for me.
Well...

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00:11:11,728 --> 00:11:14,693
you cook for me
all the time and...

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00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:17,226
Ugh.

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00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:18,726
If you don't like my cooking,

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00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:20,126
why haven't you ever
said anything?

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00:11:20,128 --> 00:11:24,159
It's hard to talk with
so much heavy chewing to do.

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Sorry. I'll get better.

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00:11:26,261 --> 00:11:30,059
I know you'll try.

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00:11:30,061 --> 00:11:32,993
So, should we talk
about setting a date?

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00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:34,660
Well, I'd like
to pick one that works

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with my brother's schedule.

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00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,359
Okay.
And when would that be?

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00:11:37,361 --> 00:11:40,760
Uh, 12 to 18 months from now,
depending on good behavior.

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00:11:42,595 --> 00:11:44,793
Hi, is Sheldon here?

246
00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:46,159
No, I thought he was with you.

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He was, but he stormed off

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00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:50,493
and now he isn't answering his phone.
What happened?

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He was really angry
that you suggested he move out.

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Oh.

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00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,660
I also mentioned that he and I
could live together

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but he was too mad at you
to realize

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what a great idea that is.

254
00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:03,493
Well, he's been having
a couple of tough days.

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00:12:03,495 --> 00:12:04,693
I'm sure he's fine.
He probably just

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needs a little alone
time to decompress.

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00:12:06,495 --> 00:12:08,493
You're probably right.

258
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,092
So, what are you guys doing?

259
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,893
Well, Leonard cooked for me
and now we're just having

260
00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:20,026
a nice dinner, you know,
as a newly engaged couple.

261
00:12:20,028 --> 00:12:22,426
That's nice.

262
00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:28,960
Anyway, as I was saying,

263
00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:32,259
Sheldon probably just needs
a little alone time.

264
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,252
'Cause that's important.

265
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:41,426
Not just for him, but for...

266
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,693
most anybody, really.

267
00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,526
Don't I know it.

268
00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:46,660
What is that, polenta?

269
00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:48,292
Amy, get out.
Right.

270
00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:55,793
No.

271
00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:00,760
Hey, Sheldon.

272
00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:02,426
What happened?

273
00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:04,292
I was cooking
in the back room last night

274
00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:05,926
and the hot plate
caught on fire.

275
00:13:05,928 --> 00:13:08,626
And you couldn't put it out?

276
00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:09,860
I was across the street

277
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:12,559
at the do-it-yourself car wash,
taking a shower.

278
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:17,660
So when will you reopen?

279
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:18,992
Um, I don't know.

280
00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:22,426
I'm waiting to hear back
from the insurance company.

281
00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:24,992
So, tomorrow?

282
00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:28,126
I don't mean to be rude,
Sheldon, but, uh,

283
00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:30,026
my life is kind of
falling apart right now.

284
00:13:30,028 --> 00:13:31,925
Your life?

285
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:34,459
The university is making
me do string theory

286
00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:38,159
and my girlfriend loves me so
much she wants to live with me.

287
00:13:38,161 --> 00:13:39,860
And now,

288
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:43,992
the place I need to go when I'm
sad is damp and smells funny.

289
00:13:45,661 --> 00:13:47,693
Well, sorry I let you down.

290
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:48,992
No.

291
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,426
I do not accept this.

292
00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,693
Everything is changing
and I hate it.

293
00:13:52,695 --> 00:13:53,925
It stops now.

294
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:55,826
I'm helping you
get back on your feet.

295
00:13:57,861 --> 00:14:01,593
I would like to purchase
this comic book, please.

296
00:14:02,594 --> 00:14:03,959
That'll be $2.99.

297
00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:06,660
Really? It's soaking wet.

298
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,860
Fine, a dollar.

299
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,192
Can you break a 20?

300
00:14:13,194 --> 00:14:15,259
No, I only have hundreds.

301
00:14:16,727 --> 00:14:18,526
You know what?

302
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:21,059
I don't always recognize
sarcasm, but I do right now,

303
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,226
and I don't appreciate it.

304
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:24,660
I'm sorry for your loss.

305
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:27,426
But you're not the only one
whose day has been a disaster.

306
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,726
That could have killed me.

307
00:14:37,728 --> 00:14:40,959
I can't catch a break.

308
00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:44,793
I haven't heard
from Sheldon in a while.

309
00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:45,992
You think he's okay?

310
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:47,326
Oh, I'm sure he's fine.

311
00:14:47,328 --> 00:14:49,259
I'm gonna see where he is.

312
00:14:49,261 --> 00:14:51,359
How?

313
00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:53,760
Oh, I know his password,
so I can track his phone.

314
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,359
You do that?

315
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,326
Not always, but ever since he
wandered off at the swap meet

316
00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:01,660
chasing a balloon,
I get worried.

317
00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:03,159
He can take care of himself.

318
00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:04,626
Look, we went over
stranger danger

319
00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:07,159
and gave him that whistle.

320
00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:09,292
That's weird.

321
00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:11,859
What?
He's at the train station.

322
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,426
So? He loves trains.

323
00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:15,426
It's dark out and he's
alone, I don't like it.

324
00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:16,660
Let's go get him.

325
00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:18,825
Oh, it's sweet how you
look out for him.

326
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:19,992
You're a good guy.

327
00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:21,259
It's not just that.

328
00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:23,959
My mother would kill me if I let
something happen to him.

329
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:31,259
Dude, I'm so sorry.

330
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:32,559
Don't take this
the wrong way,

331
00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:35,326
but did you do this
for the insurance money?

332
00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:38,660
No. God, you sound like
the police, the firemen,

333
00:15:38,662 --> 00:15:41,760
my parents, my therapist
and the insurance company.

334
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,393
We're here for you, man.
Whatever you need, okay?

335
00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:46,693
Uh, actually, I was
wondering if I could

336
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,393
crash at your place
for a few nights.

337
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:49,825
Sure, of course.

338
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,559
Oh, actually, Emily was
gonna spend the night.

339
00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:54,493
You slept with her? Nice.

340
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,259
Well, I can't take
all the credit.

341
00:15:56,261 --> 00:15:58,426
She let me do it
to her, but...

342
00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:02,959
Uh, but I can always
call her and cancel.

343
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,393
Hang on. I know
a place you can stay

344
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:07,559
and earn some money
at the same time.

345
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:09,660
Great.
I just have to warn you,

346
00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:13,825
it'll involve humiliation,
degradation and verbal abuse.

347
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:17,192
So what's the catch?

348
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,925
Sheldon.

349
00:16:24,927 --> 00:16:26,759
You tracked my phone?

350
00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:28,092
Yeah.

351
00:16:28,094 --> 00:16:32,092
Boy, you chase one balloon
for three miles.

352
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,159
We were worried
about you.

353
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,192
Don't be melodramatic.

354
00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:41,493
I'm just getting on a train
and leaving forever.

355
00:16:41,495 --> 00:16:43,493
Seriously?

356
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:44,892
You don't even have
a change of clothes

357
00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,259
or a toothbrush.

358
00:16:46,261 --> 00:16:49,226
My plan is to stop at malls
and buy what I need.

359
00:16:49,228 --> 00:16:51,393
It's called
living off the land.

360
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:53,759
Okay, I know you're upset

361
00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,725
and there's a lot
of stuff going on,

362
00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:57,359
but it's nothing
we can't work out.

363
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:58,825
Come on, let's get you home.

364
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,859
No. I've reached
my breaking point.

365
00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:02,825
I need to leave. Now.

366
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,226
And go where?

367
00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:05,593
It doesn't matter.

368
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,825
So a few things
don't go your way

369
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:12,959
and your best decision is to
ride the rails like a hobo?

370
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,493
I suppose it is.

371
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,559
Except I have a credit card.

372
00:17:18,561 --> 00:17:22,026
And I refuse to carry
my laptop at the end of a stick.

373
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:27,825
And I'd sooner die
than eat beans out of a can.

374
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:30,292
Come on, come home with us

375
00:17:30,294 --> 00:17:32,026
and tomorrow I'll-I'll
take you to Legoland.

376
00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:35,026
Legoland is not
the solution to everything.

377
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,226
And it's too much of a scene

378
00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,426
since that movie came out.

379
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,459
Then what can I do?

380
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,792
Leonard, I am overwhelmed.

381
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:48,559
Everything is changing
and it's simply too much.

382
00:17:48,561 --> 00:17:50,159
I need to get away and think.

383
00:17:50,161 --> 00:17:52,092
Oh, c-come on, you know
you're overreacting.

384
00:17:52,094 --> 00:17:53,593
Leonard, hang on.

385
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:56,759
Just... come here
for a second.

386
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,992
Maybe we need to let him go.

387
00:17:59,994 --> 00:18:01,792
What? Why?

388
00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:03,059
It might be good for him.

389
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:03,992
Y-You know he can't

390
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:05,992
take a trip like this
by himself.

391
00:18:05,994 --> 00:18:07,292
He's a grown man.

392
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,859
No, he looks like a grown man.

393
00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:13,192
You've seen
Freaky Friday, sometimes

394
00:18:13,194 --> 00:18:16,292
little kids end up
in big person bodies.

395
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,393
Leonard, we can't
protect him forever.

396
00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:20,892
I know, but...

397
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,459
He'll be okay.

398
00:18:22,461 --> 00:18:23,825
You taught him
well, Padawan.

399
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,526
Good Lord!

400
00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:29,259
Padawan's the student,
not the teacher.

401
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:32,825
Seriously, let him go.

402
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,259
Sheldon, if you really
need to do this,

403
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:41,792
I'm not gonna
stand in your way.

404
00:18:41,794 --> 00:18:44,159
I do.

405
00:18:44,161 --> 00:18:46,859
Okay.

406
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,459
Good luck.

407
00:18:52,494 --> 00:18:55,493
Be safe and call us.

408
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,126
I will.

409
00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:02,592
Bye, buddy.

410
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,026
Sheldon...

411
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:10,092
Yes?

412
00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:12,759
I'm gonna miss you.

413
00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:16,292
Of course you are.

414
00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:21,259
He just made that easier.
Mm.

415
00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:34,010
Hey!

416
00:19:35,611 --> 00:19:37,877
What are you guys
still doing here?

417
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,544
I got this, go. Go home.

418
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,277
You sure?

419
00:19:44,312 --> 00:19:45,777
Yeah, she's fed,
she took her pills,

420
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:47,178
she's all tucked in
and watching TV.

421
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:49,411
So, she's not
too much for you?

422
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:52,344
Are you kidding?
I love her, she's great.

423
00:19:52,346 --> 00:19:54,910
Stewie, you gonna watch

424
00:19:54,912 --> 00:19:56,577
Wheel of Fortune with me?

425
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,844
Coming, Debbie.

426
00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:01,944
You call her Debbie?

427
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:03,377
She insisted.

428
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:06,010
So, hey, guys,
thank you so much.

429
00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:08,211
This job is a dream come true.

430
00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,710
Was that a little weird?

431
00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:18,577
Yeah. I don't know why,

432
00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:21,411
but something
about it feels...

433
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:25,344
unnatural.

434
00:20:25,346 --> 00:20:28,478
Okay, let's go.
Yep.

435
00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:32,144
Okay, Sheldon,
thanks for checking in.

436
00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:34,077
Talk to you tomorrow?

437
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,777
O-Okay, bye.

438
00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,311
He's okay?

439
00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:40,311
Actually sounds like
he's doing pretty well.

440
00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,810
I really think
this is gonna be for the best.

441
00:20:42,812 --> 00:20:44,244
Me, too.

442
00:20:44,246 --> 00:20:46,277
And he was able
to take a sabbatical from...

443
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,181
How could you let him go?

444
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:54,176
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