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So, how does this game work?

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I just throw it,
like a real ball?

3
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Yeah, just nice and easy,
right over the plate.

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All right.

5
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You suck, Wolowitz!

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What's that about?

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I'm heckling you.

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It's a beloved part
of baseball.

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He's right.

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And given that you're
probably still waiting

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to be picked for a game that
was played in fifth grade,

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I'm sure you do suck.

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Hi. What's going on?

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Baseball.

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Okay, this is not
what I meant when I said

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go outside and play.

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He's practicing.

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For what?

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The Angels wanted an astronaut

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to throw out the first pitch,

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so guess who they called?

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What, you? Really?

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Well, a lot of people who
weren't available, but then me!

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That's so cool!

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Congratulations.

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I guess that makes you
the athlete of the group.

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Well, not just him!

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May I remind you that you're
talking to the seeker, beater,

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chaser and water boy

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of the third place
Griffith Park Quidditch team.

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I know.

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Watching your boyfriend
run around with a broomstick

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between his legs
isn't something you forget.

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C'mon now,
throw one.

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All right,
here we go.

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You look like a jackass!

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Cut it out!
You're hurting my feelings!

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Now you know why
we're not outside.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Did you enjoy
my lecture?

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No, and neither did
our waiter.

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Well, if you're going to
serve Cornish game hen,

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you should either be familiar
with the history of Cornwall

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or be prepared
to learn it.

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It's hard to argue with that.

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And I know because I saw a
sad man with a pepper mill

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desperately try and fail.

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Hey, how was dinner?

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Good, I had Cornish game hen.

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Oh, that poor waiter.

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Sheldon, how about tomorrow
night we see a movie?

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You guys are going out
two nights in a row?

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I missed a number of date nights
while I was on my train trip,

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and I'm contractually
obligated to make them up

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under the terms of the
Relationship Agreement.

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That's so hot.

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It's better than hot,
it's binding.

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If you're free
tomorrow night,

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I'd love to have you
join us on a double date.

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Aw...

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You are aware that a double date
doesn't count as two dates.

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Oh.

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Well, then come
or don't.

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I don't care.

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I can't believe you're sore.

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Hey, even professional pitchers
need a rubdown after the game.

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But they throw
an actual ball.

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You were throwing
air at a TV.

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For your information,

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I also gave Leonard
one hell of a high five.

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I'm kind of surprised
you agreed to do this

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in front of a stadium
full of people.

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They're doing Space Day
and NASA asked me.

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I felt like I couldn't say no.

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Okay.

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Well, if you want,
I could help you practice.

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I played a lot of softball
growing up.

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Thank you, that
would be great.

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Great.
And while we're at it,

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maybe we could butch up your run

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for when you head out
to the mound.

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What's wrong with the way I run?

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Oh, just kidding.

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Nothing.

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Sheldon, I'm surprised
you'd choose to go to a pub.

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At our committee meeting,

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Amy made a motion
for a picnic in a park,

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but I tacked so many amendments
on that thing

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it sank like a lead balloon.

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I then suggested a pub.

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Yeah, which I was
initially skeptical of until

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I saw online that they serve
Yorkshire pudding.

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You don't even like
Yorkshire pudding.

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No, it's yucky,

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but informing people about
the history of Yorkshire

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is yummy, yum-yum.

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After a lively debate,

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that proposal passed
by a two-zero margin.

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Nice to see a busy couple

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keep the spark
of bureaucracy alive.

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Ignore them, Amy.
They're just jealous

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because they'll never have
a relationship as good as ours.

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Isn't this when he says
"bazooka" or something?

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I wasn't
making a joke,

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I was merely
stating fact.

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Amy and I have a superior
relationship to yours.

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You don't honestly
think that, do you?

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Y... Leonard,

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I assumed you knew.

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The ranking of
relationships in our circle

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by quality is:
me and Amy,

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Howard and Bernadette,
Raj and his girlfriend,

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Penny and Chardonnay,
Penny and you.

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There isn't any ranking.

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And if there were, we wouldn't
be at the bottom of it.

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Yeah, and actually,
I drink Sauvignon Blanc.

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That's the part
you have a problem with?

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Relax.

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There they go,
fighting again.

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You'd never hear her talk
that way to Sauvignon Blanc.

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So you never played
baseball as a kid,

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not even
Little League?

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Well, I was going to,
but the day of tryouts

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I found my dad's
Playboy collection.

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Threw my arm out.

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All right, the pitcher's mound
in Major League Baseball

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is 60 feet, six inches
away from home plate.

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Great. You take this

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and say when to stop

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How much further?

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Keep going.

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How about now?

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I'll let you know.

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Are you saying "stop" and we're
just too far away to hear you?

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Okay, stop.

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Are you kidding me?

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That's 60 feet.

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There's no way
this is 60 feet.

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I'm looking at it.

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You realize this isn't
one of those times

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I want you to exaggerate
how long something is.

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Okay, I got to...
I-I just...

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I got to ask:

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what makes you think
that your relationship

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is so wonderful
and ours isn't?

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For starters,

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we enjoy spending time together.

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So do we.

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And I've seen you guys
ignore each other for hours

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doing totally
different things.

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It's called parallel play.

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Yeah, toddlers
do that.

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Not as well as we do.

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You believe this guy? He has to
be the best at everything.

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So what?
Why do you even care?

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Oh, listen to them.

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Not even married
and the honeymoon's over.

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Whatever. You can't
even go on a date

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without checking your
relationship agreement.

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If you've got a problem basing
a relationship on a contract,

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I'd like to tell you
about 13 plucky colonies

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that entered
a "relationship agreement"

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called the U.S. Constitution.

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And it may not be cool
to say so,

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but I think that love affair
is still pretty hot today.

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It's a good thing I'm not
wearing flag underwear

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right now, 'cause there's
about to be a fire.

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Okay, it's not
that hard.

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You just look to where
you want to throw it,

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step towards where
you want to throw,

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and throw it.

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That's your help?

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That's like saying,
"Here's how you fly a plane:

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"get in the airplane,

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know where you want
to go and fly it."

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Just throw the ball. Let's see what
we're working with.

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Come on Howard, fire it in.

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Throw the damn ball!

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So when do you guys
plan on getting married?

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Uh, we're not sure.
But I want to wait long enough

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to prove to my mother
I'm not pregnant.

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May I have
one of your fries?

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Of course.

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Can I have a bite
of your burger?

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Absolutely not.

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Some perfect couple.

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He won't even share
his food with her.

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It has avocado on it.

189
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She's allergic
to avocado.

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Are you so jealous
of our relationship

191
00:09:31,495 --> 00:09:34,161
you want Amy to die?

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I'm not jealous.

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I just think it's silly for
you to compare relationships

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like they're something
that can be quantified.

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Everything is quantifiable.

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That French fry? A seven.

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Spider-Man? A nine.

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The number nine...
oddly, only a four.

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How ridiculous is he?

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A hundred.

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Sheldon, you're just
assigning random numbers

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00:09:59,962 --> 00:10:01,827
to things based on your opinion.

203
00:10:01,829 --> 00:10:03,211
No, I'm not.

204
00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:05,127
French fries have
three variables...

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00:10:05,129 --> 00:10:07,127
crispiness, saltiness
and shape.

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00:10:07,129 --> 00:10:08,493
Which is why a curly fry

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00:10:08,495 --> 00:10:09,960
only gets a two.

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00:10:09,962 --> 00:10:13,244
If I wanted curls for dinner,
I'd order a clown wig.

209
00:10:14,412 --> 00:10:18,127
Well, a relationship is more
complicated than a French fry.

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00:10:18,129 --> 00:10:21,493
Not according to the work
of Berscheid, Snyder and Omoto.

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00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:25,577
Oh, what did those
rascals do now?

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00:10:25,579 --> 00:10:28,077
They developed the Relationship
Closeness Inventory,

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00:10:28,079 --> 00:10:30,960
which predicts the stability
of a couple based on behavior.

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00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:32,327
Yeah, not to be confused

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00:10:32,329 --> 00:10:34,244
with the French Fry
Goodness Inventory.

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00:10:34,246 --> 00:10:36,827
That's pure Cooper.

217
00:10:36,829 --> 00:10:38,627
So, this is accurate?

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00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:40,410
It's been around for 25 years,

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and has been extensively
corroborated

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by other researchers.

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00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:45,894
Well, kind of takes the romance
out of relationships.

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00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,910
Kind of? It does it perfectly.

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00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:50,960
Sheldon and I got

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00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:52,410
an eight-point-two
out of ten.

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Fine. We'll take it
right now.

226
00:10:55,246 --> 00:10:56,577
No, don't.
What?

227
00:10:56,579 --> 00:10:57,710
Just don't take it.

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00:10:57,712 --> 00:10:58,744
Why not?
'Cause it's stupid.

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00:10:58,746 --> 00:11:00,410
Who cares what
number it is?

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00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:02,744
Come on. It'll be fun.
I said I don't want you to.

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00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,493
I'm getting
another drink.

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00:11:07,329 --> 00:11:09,543
Sorry.

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00:11:11,329 --> 00:11:14,277
I'm gonna let you
count this as two dates.

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00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:16,443
They're a lot of work.

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00:11:20,829 --> 00:11:23,261
Think he's getting
any better?

236
00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:28,326
Yup.

237
00:11:28,328 --> 00:11:30,593
That was a close one!

238
00:11:30,595 --> 00:11:33,211
Okay!

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00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:35,410
Is it too late
for him to cancel?

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00:11:35,412 --> 00:11:36,627
I think so.

241
00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:43,643
Heads up! Watch out!

242
00:11:50,796 --> 00:11:52,910
Are you mad at me?

243
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,161
No, stop being stupid.

244
00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:58,493
Um... whew?

245
00:11:59,545 --> 00:12:02,161
Is this about the test,
or is this about us?

246
00:12:02,163 --> 00:12:04,077
Look, I don't need
a score on a test

247
00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,493
to make me worry about something
I'm already worried about.

248
00:12:06,495 --> 00:12:08,244
What are you worried about?

249
00:12:08,246 --> 00:12:11,244
That we're engaged and
have nothing in common,

250
00:12:11,246 --> 00:12:12,960
and it scares me.

251
00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:15,960
Yeah, that scares me, too.

252
00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,460
It does?

253
00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:18,960
Sometimes.

254
00:12:18,962 --> 00:12:21,627
Well, that's not good!

255
00:12:22,912 --> 00:12:25,410
You being blindly infatuated
with me was the rock

256
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,493
we were building
this relationship on!

257
00:12:28,495 --> 00:12:32,077
Okay, well, this might
make you feel better.

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00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:36,044
Uh, we're both scared that
our marriage will be a disaster,

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00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,827
and so, that's something
that we have in common.

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Also, we both think
I'm not funny.

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Huh? See, you're not laughing.

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Hey, Froot Loops, what's up?

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Hey, Mike.

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Listen, NASA asked me to

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throw out the first pitch
at an Angels game.

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You got any advice?

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00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:09,061
Yeah. Don't do it.

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What else you up to?

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Why shouldn't I do it?

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There's no upside.

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If you do well, no one cares.

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And if you screw up,

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you're an idiot
on YouTube forever.

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But it's for a good cause.

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What about all the kids
that'll be there?

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That's what I'm telling you.

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Kids are the worst.

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My own daughter tweeted
I have a giant nose.

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Well, maybe I'll do a good job.

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I don't know.

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In space,
you couldn't even toss me a pen,

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and that was in zero gravity.

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00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:48,927
Okay, thanks for the pep talk.

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00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,310
Anytime, Froot Loops.

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00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:52,960
Give your wife a hug for me.

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00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:56,077
She's so much cuter than you, I
don't know how you ever got her.

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He's so nice.

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00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:06,377
Hey, sorry about that.

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00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,994
No, we're sorry.

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We never should have been
comparing relationships

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in the first place.

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Why? We won.

293
00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:16,910
You know, I say, next, we take
on Koothrappali and his dog.

294
00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:20,077
Really give
ourselves a challenge.

295
00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:22,326
I just want to say
one more thing about this.

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00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,410
Just because Penny
and I are very different people

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does not mean
that we're a bad couple.

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00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:29,243
The answer is
one simple test away.

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00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:30,543
Hmm? You know,
it's like

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when I thought there was
a possum in my closet.

301
00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:35,077
Did I sit around
wondering?

302
00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:38,910
No, I sent Leonard in with
a pointy stick and a bag.

303
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:42,794
I killed
his Chewbacca slippers.

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00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,293
Let's just
take the test.

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00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:47,744
No, no, no,
I don't want to.

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00:14:47,746 --> 00:14:49,460
Oh, well, 'cause you
know we're gonna do bad.

307
00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:50,794
Because it doesn't matter.

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I don't care
if we're a ten or a two.

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Or a one.
A one is possible.

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Marriage is scary.

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You're scared, I'm scared.

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But it doesn't make me
not want to do it.

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It-it just...

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makes me want to hold your hand
and do it with you.

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00:15:10,429 --> 00:15:12,410
Leonard...

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00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:17,577
It would make me so happy
if you said things like that.

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00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:19,410
We got an
eight-point-two.

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00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:21,577
Trust me, you're happy.

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00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:33,877
Mm! I love how they put
a waterfall at center field.

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00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:36,744
It really ties
the whole stadium together.

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00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:39,044
Look at you, talking sports.

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00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:42,160
This is fun, huh?

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00:15:42,162 --> 00:15:44,410
We get to see our friend
throw out the first pitch,

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00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:45,960
have a hot dog,
watch the game.

325
00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:47,827
Whoa.

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00:15:47,829 --> 00:15:50,126
Nobody said anything
about watching the game.

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00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:53,493
Sheldon, what
did you expect?

328
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,744
I expected to see Howard throw
the baseball, finish my hot dog,

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00:15:57,746 --> 00:16:00,126
and hightail it across
the street to Disneyland

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00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:03,577
just in time for Mickey's
Soundsational Parade.

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00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,160
I'll tell you what.

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00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:09,326
If we stay, I'll buy you
cotton candy and a bobblehead.

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00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:11,076
Who's the bobblehead of?

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00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:12,710
Does it matter?

335
00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:15,577
No, as long as it bobbles.

336
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:19,076
Howie, I am so proud of you.

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00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,076
Thanks.
I'm proud of me, too.

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00:16:22,078 --> 00:16:23,326
Mm-hmm.

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00:16:23,328 --> 00:16:24,994
You ready?

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00:16:24,996 --> 00:16:26,243
Let's do it.

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00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,460
All right.

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00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,960
Wish me luck.

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00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:32,377
Go get 'em.

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00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:33,794
Ladies and gentlemen,

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00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:36,543
in honor of Space Day at
Angel Stadium, the first pitch

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00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:41,243
will be thrown out by NASA
astronaut Howard Wolowitz.

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00:16:44,162 --> 00:16:45,410
Thank you.

348
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:47,326
Thank you.

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00:16:47,328 --> 00:16:48,910
Can he really
throw a ball?

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00:16:48,912 --> 00:16:53,076
On our Quidditch team, he...
Yeah, that's a "no."

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00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:57,877
I have a message
for the young people here today.

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00:16:57,879 --> 00:17:00,660
When I was asked
to throw the first pitch,

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00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:05,827
a little voice in my head said
I couldn't do it.

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00:17:05,829 --> 00:17:09,076
So, I practiced and practiced,

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00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:11,160
and you know what?

356
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:13,577
That little voice...

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00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:16,126
was right, but...

358
00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:21,393
then I remembered
that I'm not an athlete.

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00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:23,677
I'm a scientist.

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00:17:23,679 --> 00:17:25,076
So, today's

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00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,410
first pitch will be delivered

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00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:30,326
to home plate by science.

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00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:31,827
Ladies and gentlemen,

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00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,243
boys and girls, I present to you

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00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:39,993
a working prototype
of the Mars Rover!

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00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:47,160
And here's the wind-up...

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00:17:47,162 --> 00:17:48,993
and the pitch!

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00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,910
Why is it going so slow?

369
00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:05,993
'Cause I'm an idiot
who didn't think this through!

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00:18:06,912 --> 00:18:08,460
Okay, new plan.

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00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,076
We go to Disneyland,

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00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:12,493
play hide and seek
on Tom Sawyer's Island,

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00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:15,910
and then come back
and see the end of the pitch.

374
00:18:25,245 --> 00:18:28,043
Okay, while we're waiting
for the ball to arrive,

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00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:30,043
here's some fun facts
about Mars.

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00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:33,410
You suck, Wolowitz!

377
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,160
He makes a valid point!

378
00:18:57,029 --> 00:18:59,677
Okay, booing isn't gonna make it
go any faster!

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00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:09,423
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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