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Hey, I read
that someone invented a way

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to convert your footsteps
into electromagnetic energy

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so you can charge
your cell phone while walking.

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We had that idea years ago.

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How come we never
did anything with it?

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Probably because we left the
diagram of it in the restaurant,

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and none of us
wanted to walk back.

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I know the real reason you never
made progress with that idea.

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You thought of it

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September 22, 2007.

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Two days later, Penny moved in,

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and so much blood rushed
to your genitals,

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your brain became a ghost town.

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That's not what happened.

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I remember it distinctly

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because I had just
composed my annual poem

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commemorating the anniversary
of Dr. Seuss's death.

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No one wants
to hear it.

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Why, die.

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Why did he die?

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Old, told.

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I was told he was old.

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Penny is not the reason
I didn't pursue that idea.

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Oh, really?
Since meeting her,

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what have been
your greatest accomplishments?

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Easy.

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Sleeping with Penny.

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Getting Penny to go back out
with him after she dumped him.

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Tricking Penny
into getting engaged.

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And a few weeks ago,
he almost did a pull-up.

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I think
someone owes me an apology.

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Well, don't feel bad.

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I think we've all
been distracted

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since the girls
entered our lives.

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You admit Amy's a distraction?

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Oh, very much so.
Listen to this.

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This is from two days ago.

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"Hi. Hope you're having
a good day."

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Who has time
for this constant sexting?

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Well, maybe
we have lost our focus.

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It wouldn't kill us to get
together and brainstorm ideas.

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Ooh, we could have one
of those retreats.

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Like our own science retreat.

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My cousin has a cabin
out in the woods.

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I'm not going to a
cabin in the woods.

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Did you see the movie
Cabin in the Woods?

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Then we'll go to a hotel.

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A hotel?
Did you see The Shining?

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We could go up

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to Big Bear
and get a house on the lake.

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Did you see
The Lake House?

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Nothing bad happens
in The Lake House.

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Yeah, well, no,
not to them. To me.

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Time traveling mailbox.

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The only time that traveled

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was an hour and half
of my life down the toilet.

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Fine. Then we'll just stay here
and do it.

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Well, you didn't suggest
a beach house.

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You would go to a beach house?

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Well, good Lord, no...
have you seen Jaws?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Hey.
Hey.

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So, the guys and
I are talking

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about having kind of a
science retreat this weekend.

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I just wanted to
know if that's okay.

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You and I had talked about
going to brunch on Sunday...

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Want to go to Vegas
this weekend?

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Of course I do.

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Bernadette?

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Girl's weekend.
Vegas. You in?

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Hell, yeah!
Yes!

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I'll check flights.
I'll check hotels.

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I'll check my underpants.
I'm so excited, I think I peed.

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They seem okay with it.

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Hey.

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Hey.
Hey. I didn't think you'd make it.

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Why not?
Well, 'cause you have

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a steady girlfriend now,
and we assumed

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you'd have to stay home to lower
the food down to her in the pit.

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For your information,
Emily is working tonight.

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Yeah, one would assume,
on getting out of the pit.

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Okay, let's focus.

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The girls are gone,
we have 48 hours.

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There are no distractions.
Let's change the world.

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Thinking caps on.
Here we go.

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Ooh, this is exciting.
We're innovating.

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I feel like
we're in the Facebook movie.

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Oh. I never saw that.

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- Yeah. Really?
- Oh.

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It's wonderful, and I swear
I'm not saying that

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because Justin Timberlake
is in it.

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Yeah, I have it on Blu-ray.

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We should watch it.

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Cool. I'll make the popcorn.

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Guys...

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in 30 seconds, we went from

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"Let's change the world"
to "Let's watch TV."

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I'm sorry. Is that a "no"?

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Okay. No.

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Leonard's right.
We're here to focus.

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Didn't we used
to have a list of all our ideas?

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I-I think I still have it.

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I did not get a clear answer.

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I'm gonna set this down now.

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Ah, here it is.

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Whoa.

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I haven't looked
at these in years.

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"Robot girlfriend."

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Mm, that was mine.

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"Robot prostitute."

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Also mine.

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Wait. I'm confused.

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Why would you need
both a robot girlfriend

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and a robot prostitute?

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There's just some things
you don't do

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with your robot girlfriend.

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Boy, when you met Bernadette,

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the field of robotics
really took a hit.

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Okay, let's just skip

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all the inventions
you can have sex with.

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All right, no... here we go:

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"Ergonomic heated seat cushion"

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No, it vibrates.
Keep going.

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You know, let's just come up
with something new.

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You know,

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a number of significant
innovations have been inspired

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by science fiction.

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The-the geosynchronous satellite
from Arthur C. Clarke.

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The Motorola flip phone...
that came from Star Trek.

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Yeah, and I've long suspected
that the idea

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of an African-American president
was stolen

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from the movie Deep Impact.

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Hey,

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the future they show
in Back to the Future II

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is only a year away.

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A lot of the things in that
movie haven't been invented yet.

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How cool would that be

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if we could make
one of those a reality?

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If we could figure out
the scientific basis

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for Marty's hover board,

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that would have
universal application.

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Well, it's-it's possible
at absolute zero,

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but we would
have to remove

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the temperature restrictions.

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Oh, I have an idea.

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I think I have the same one.

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We got to watch
Back to the Future II!

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I'll make the popcorn.

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So, where should
we go first?

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Ooh.

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There's a cover band
in the lounge.

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Nah.
But they play Barry Manilow.

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No.
But they're called "Fairly Manilow"

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Oh. Okay.

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Great!
No!

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Well, what do you want
to do?

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Well, we're in Vegas.

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I want to go downstairs,
get a bucket of margaritas,

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dance until I vomit
all over a roulette wheel

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and watch it go everywhere.

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What if we don't want to vomit?

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Oh, you will. That's why
they give you the bucket.

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Uh-oh.
What?

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It's my boss.

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They moved my field ride
up to Monday.

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What does that mean?

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It means instead
of having a week to study,

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I only have two days.

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That sucks.

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Can you start
in the morning?

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Uh, it's kind of a lot.

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You know,
let me do a little tonight,

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and I'll catch up
with you guys later.

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You sure?
Yeah, it's okay. Go ahead.

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So, um, now that
Penny's not coming...

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We're not seeing Fairly Manilow.
Okay.

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Hold on. Pause.

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Something doesn't make sense.
Look...

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In 2015, Biff steals
the sports almanac

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and takes the time machine

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back to 1955, to give it
to his younger self.

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But as soon as he does that,
he changes the future,

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so the 2015 he
returns to would be

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a different 2015, not the 2015
that Marty and Doc were in.

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This is Hot Tub Time Machine
all over again.

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If future Biff
goes back to 2015

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right after he gives
young Biff the almanac,

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he could get back to the 2015
with Marty and Doc in it.

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Because it wasn't until
his 21st birthday

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that 1955 Biff
placed his first bet.

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Wait. Whoa, whoa.

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Is "placed" right?

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What do you mean?

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Is "placed" the right tense

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for something that would have
happened in the future

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of a past that was affected
by something from the future?

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Had will have placed?

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That's my boy.

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Okay, so, it wasn't until
his 21st birthday

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that Biff had will have
placed his first bet

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and made his millions.

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That's when
he altered the timeline.

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Yeah, but he had will
haven't placed it!

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What?

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Unlike Hot Tub Time Machine,

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this couldn't be more simple.

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When Biff gets the almanac
in 1955,

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the alternate future
he creates isn't the one

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in which Marty and Doc Brown
ever use the time machine

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to travel to 2015.

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Therefore,

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in the new timeline,

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Marty and Doc never brought
the time machine...

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W-Wait.

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Is "brought" right?

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Marty and Doc never
had have had brought?

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I don't know.
You did it to me.

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Oh, I'm going with it.

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Marty and Doc never
had have had brought

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the time machine to 2015.

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That means 2015 Biff could also

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not had have had brought
the almanac to 1955 Biff.

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Therefore, the timeline in which
1955 Biff gets the almanac

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is also the timeline

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in which 1955 Biff
never gets the almanac.

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And not just "never gets."

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Never have, never hasn't,
never had have hasn't.

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He's right.

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Also, what kind of name is Biff?

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Sounds like when you pop open
a can of Pillsbury dough.

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Biff.

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Oh, that stuff is so good
wrapped around cocktail weenies.

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Guys...

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Do you know that
the word "wiener"

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comes from the German name

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of the Austrian capital
Vienna, or "Wien"?

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Do you know if you look
at Austria on a map

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it actually looks like a wiener?

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Guys, what are
we doing?

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W-We sent the girls away

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so we could focus.

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I don't think it worked.

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Maybe after this, you'll be
in the mood for some Manilow.

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I think after this,
I'll be dead.

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Look at us out,

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while Penny's in
the room studying.

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I'm proud of her.

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This is a great opportunity.

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It's nice to see her take it
seriously.

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It is.

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But enough about Penny.

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Let's talk about us.

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We're looking good.

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We are...

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Better than good.

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I mean, look at you.
Your body's bangin'!

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Amy!

258
00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:03,320
Don't "Amy" me.

259
00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:04,320
We're always talking
about how hot Penny is.

260
00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:06,654
Come on... scientist
to scientist,

261
00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:10,320
how big are those
Hadron Colliders?

262
00:11:12,155 --> 00:11:14,570
You're embarrassing me.

263
00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:15,654
Oh, don't be embarrassed.

264
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:17,986
I'll show you the divot
in my spine.

265
00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:18,597
What?

266
00:11:18,621 --> 00:11:20,538
No, no, it's okay.
I was born with it.

267
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:22,736
If you put a double-A
battery in there,

268
00:11:22,738 --> 00:11:25,620
it makes my leg kick.

269
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:28,819
All right.

270
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,070
Oh, this is already better.
There are

271
00:11:31,072 --> 00:11:33,453
far fewer distractions in here.

272
00:11:33,455 --> 00:11:34,570
Plus, this is where our minds

273
00:11:34,572 --> 00:11:35,869
are conditioned
to focus on work.

274
00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:37,570
So, I've been thinking
about the hover boards,

275
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,286
and maybe there's a way
we could use Maglev technology.

276
00:11:40,288 --> 00:11:42,986
Or if we could figure out a
way to supercool the materials,

277
00:11:42,988 --> 00:11:44,620
we could utilize
quantum coupling.

278
00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,786
Well, I wonder
if anyone's tried that.

279
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,286
Go online and look it up.

280
00:11:48,288 --> 00:11:49,869
Oh, I can't argue with him.

281
00:11:49,871 --> 00:11:51,320
It's right there on the screen.

282
00:11:51,322 --> 00:11:54,869
Austria does look like a wiener.

283
00:11:55,905 --> 00:11:57,036
That's nothing, dude.

284
00:11:57,038 --> 00:11:59,186
Go check out
how hung Florida is.

285
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,403
I'm sure Mrs. Florida's
walking funny.

286
00:12:03,405 --> 00:12:04,819
Can we get back to work?

287
00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:07,570
Yeah... he's right.

288
00:12:07,572 --> 00:12:09,786
Oh, here's a thought.

289
00:12:09,788 --> 00:12:13,236
What if we use some form of
operant conditioning techniques

290
00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:15,203
to keep us from
getting off topic?

291
00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:17,070
Like behavior modification?

292
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:18,120
Yeah, exactly.

293
00:12:18,122 --> 00:12:19,387
Did you know

294
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,819
those techniques were used
to actually teach pigeons

295
00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:23,370
to play ping-pong?

296
00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:25,403
That cannot be true.

297
00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:38,236
Hey, it was match point.

298
00:12:39,072 --> 00:12:40,786
Some psychologists

299
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,736
perform operant conditioning
with punishment.

300
00:12:42,738 --> 00:12:44,203
Maybe we can come up
with a punishment

301
00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:46,070
for straying off topic.

302
00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:50,819
Not getting to see who wins at
pigeon ping-pong comes to mind.

303
00:12:50,821 --> 00:12:52,986
We could snap a rubber
band on our wrists

304
00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,953
every time we
get sidetracked.

305
00:12:54,955 --> 00:12:58,403
Mmm, not bad.
You know, in medieval times,

306
00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:00,569
idle chatter was punished
with a device called

307
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,236
the scold's bridle.

308
00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:03,819
It's an iron cage

309
00:13:03,821 --> 00:13:07,903
that's locked around the head
and pierces the tongue.

310
00:13:07,905 --> 00:13:11,103
If only we had one.

311
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,370
Oh! I'll check Amazon.

312
00:13:19,688 --> 00:13:22,036
Housekeeping!

313
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,487
We had a complaint

314
00:13:25,489 --> 00:13:29,003
about somebody pooping
on a party in there!

315
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:34,070
It was us the whole time!

316
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,070
Why'd you tell her?
It was working.

317
00:13:37,072 --> 00:13:38,536
Was it working?

318
00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:40,953
Yeah.

319
00:13:40,955 --> 00:13:43,703
Oh, I'm so sorry.

320
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:46,569
You guys look
like you're having fun.

321
00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:48,070
We're having
the best time.

322
00:13:48,072 --> 00:13:52,569
Guess who won $100
playing craps.

323
00:13:52,571 --> 00:13:54,070
That's a dollar.

324
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:57,653
Then guess who wildly overtipped
a cocktail waitress.

325
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,120
Hey, Penny... hey, let's go.

326
00:14:00,122 --> 00:14:03,453
We found a place that has
Australian male strippers.

327
00:14:03,455 --> 00:14:04,569
We want to see

328
00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:06,903
if they twirl their junk
in the other direction.

329
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,236
That sounds so great.

330
00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:21,736
But I have
a little more studying to do.

331
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:24,536
Can you
believe this nerd?

332
00:14:25,571 --> 00:14:28,403
Come on, do you want to
sit here being a loser,

333
00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:29,569
or do you want to watch me climb

334
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:31,070
into an Australian man's
G-string

335
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:33,236
like a baby kangaroo?

336
00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:41,703
All right, guys, look,
I would love to go out,

337
00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:43,236
but I've got
to get this done, okay?

338
00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:45,403
So have fun at the club.
And if you get

339
00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:46,903
in trouble, find a policeman.

340
00:14:46,905 --> 00:14:48,736
And if he's taking off
his pants,

341
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:51,120
he is not a real policeman.

342
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:54,653
Okay, okay, this is obviously
very important to her.

343
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:57,819
Let's just, we'll help her study
so she can get done quicker.

344
00:14:57,821 --> 00:14:59,536
Here...
here, I'm gonna quiz you.

345
00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:02,203
I'm gonna quiz you.

346
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,569
I got your notes!

347
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,786
I got your notes!

348
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,703
I got your notes!
If you want these,

349
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:10,803
they're gonna be
at the strip club!

350
00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:14,236
Aren't you gonna chase her?

351
00:15:14,238 --> 00:15:16,536
To the walk-in closet? Sure.

352
00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:25,569
Okay, so we agree,

353
00:15:25,571 --> 00:15:26,903
whenever someone
takes us off topic

354
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:30,203
they get their arm
hair yanked off.

355
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,320
And I really
can't let that happen

356
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,703
or the girl who does
my eyebrows will think

357
00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:34,203
I've been cheating on her.

358
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:38,736
All right, now, one benefit
of quantum coupling...

359
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,120
Wait, no, question:

360
00:15:40,122 --> 00:15:42,153
who decides if someone's
gone off topic?

361
00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:44,736
I think it'll be pretty clear.
If not, we'll take a vote.

362
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,452
Oh, and also...

363
00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:49,070
Ow!

364
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:51,153
W-We didn't vote!

365
00:15:51,155 --> 00:15:53,320
We didn't have to...
that was clearly a tangent.

366
00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:54,986
Now come on.
Back to work.

367
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,869
If we're leaning towards
quantum coupling...

368
00:15:56,871 --> 00:15:58,986
Aah! Why?

369
00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:00,703
You said
"quantum coupling."

370
00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:02,903
That made me think
of the show Quantum Leap.

371
00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:04,593
That's a tangent
and it's your fault.

372
00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:05,981
That's ridiculous.

373
00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:08,003
Sheldon, I vote that
is not a tangent.

374
00:16:08,454 --> 00:16:10,070
Thank you.
And now I owe you one.

375
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,153
Ow!

376
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:13,903
That was your fault.

377
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:15,452
Hey!

378
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:17,703
Ooh, that is a lot of hair.

379
00:16:18,371 --> 00:16:19,953
Ow!

380
00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:23,369
And now I'm gonna hear it
from Jenny.

381
00:16:23,371 --> 00:16:25,369
Everyone stop.

382
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:26,619
This was a stupid idea.

383
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,903
Negative reinforcement
isn't working.

384
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,736
I think you mean
positive punishment.

385
00:16:30,738 --> 00:16:34,186
Negative reinforcement is the
removal of a positive stimulus.

386
00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:35,569
It's a common mistake.

387
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,819
Negative reinforcement
is really wrong?

388
00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:39,569
Oh, it's used incorrectly
all the time.

389
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:41,369
Even Bill Murray
makes that mistake

390
00:16:41,371 --> 00:16:43,386
in the first scene
of Ghostbusters.

391
00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:47,020
No way. Not Bill Murray.

392
00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:49,569
I'm studying the effect
of negative reinforcement

393
00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:51,486
on ESP ability.

394
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,569
Huh.

395
00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:55,736
Bill Murray did get it wrong.

396
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,536
Jump ahead to the Stay Puft
Marshmallow Man.

397
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,236
No!

398
00:16:59,238 --> 00:17:01,203
Leonard's right.

399
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:02,736
We can't just jump ahead.

400
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:05,402
We have to watch the whole movie.
Look.

401
00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:07,536
We keep procrastinating.

402
00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,369
We saw Back to the Future II,

403
00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:10,519
pigeons playing
ping-pong,

404
00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:12,070
a bunch of countries
that look like genitals

405
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,070
and one guy whose genitals
look like Denmark!

406
00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:19,136
Yeah, sorry for
clicking on that.

407
00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:22,703
It's late.
We've wasted hours.

408
00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:24,486
Can we please find it
in ourselves

409
00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,286
to do any amount of work
tonight?

410
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:29,869
But we didn't see them bust
one ghost.

411
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:34,036
So y-you're saying
we should stand here

412
00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,869
in my lab on a
Saturday night

413
00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:37,070
and watch the rest
of Ghostbusters

414
00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:38,736
on a crappy laptop?

415
00:17:38,738 --> 00:17:40,203
No.

416
00:17:50,338 --> 00:17:52,703
It really does hold up.

417
00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:04,903
See? Isn't this better
than a hotel room?

418
00:18:04,905 --> 00:18:07,903
Yep. Shake that thing!

419
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:12,186
Have you ever seen a body
so fine?

420
00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:14,869
We had some pretty hot corpses
in my anatomy class,

421
00:18:14,871 --> 00:18:17,369
but none of them
moved like that!

422
00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:34,735
Good morning.

423
00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:36,367
You want to go
to the pool?

424
00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:41,734
Come on...
you said it yourself.

425
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:44,600
Only nerds and losers
stay in the room.

426
00:18:44,602 --> 00:18:47,850
Oh! Oh!
Oh!

427
00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:49,567
Wow, it's bright out.

428
00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:52,233
Isn't it bright? I should
probably close these curtains.

429
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:53,850
Nah. Bye!

430
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,800
Would you please close
the drapes?

431
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,101
Okay.

432
00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:08,750
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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