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the Final Episode
Flagtacular.

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I knew it was coming.
Still scary.

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Now, I'm sure you're thinking,
"The final episode?

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Who will stand between
us and flag ignorance"

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I know I was thinking that.

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Is this a show on flags
or mind reading?

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But the truth is I can no longer
balance a full-time career,

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a popular Internet show,
and a girlfriend.

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And he really does have one,
you jerks on the comment board.

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So as they say, all good
things must come to an end.

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233 if we
include the one

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somebody forgot
to press record on.

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You said
you weren't gonna bring that up.

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And you
said you pressed record.

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Anyway, please
sit back, relax,

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and join us as we
take our final lap...

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as indicated by the
waving of this racing flag.

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And, of course, white flags
can also represent surrender,

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the Stewards of Gondor, and
the Japanese Minamoto clan,

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but I'm sure you remember that,
from episode sixty-two.

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"White Flags: Who's
Wavin' 'Em and Why?"

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That was a good one.

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It was so good.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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You know, I thought cleaning out
a dead professor's office

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was gonna just be boring,

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but then I found his dentures

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and realized it's also gross.

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Doesn't Professor Abbott's
family want any of this stuff?

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I don't think he had a family.

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That's rough.
I know.

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You can spend your whole life
working,

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and at the end all that's left
are some papers in a box.

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Makes you think.

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Oh, well.

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Hey. Hey, we're supposed to
look through all this stuff

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before we throw it away
in case it's important.

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I-I did.
It's all outdated or disproved.

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I don't know. This old pen
kind of proves gravity.

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When I tilt it, her bathing
suit falls right off.

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Oh,

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my dad used to have
a pen like that.

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I dated it
all through sixth grade.

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It still feels weird

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just throwing away his work
like this.

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Don't feel bad.
Someday,

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someone will be throwing out
your work, too.

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That someone was Sheldon,
and the day was yesterday.

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Hey, look at this.

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"Dear Roger, to be opened
upon your first great discovery.

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Love, Mom."

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Wow, look at the date.

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He saved this 50 years
and never got to open it.

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That's intense.

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Poor Roger Abbott.

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Roger Abbott sounds
just like Roger Rabbit.

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Roger Abbott, Roger Abbott,
Roger Abbott.

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Oh, my God, Leonard, I know
he's dead, but try it. It's fun!

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Roger Abbott,
Roger Abbott...

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Penny!

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Oh, my rookie of the year.

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Oh, Dan. My boss who didn't want
to hire me

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and now's a little hug machine.
Oh,

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look at you. Brand-new

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and already
the third best sales rep.

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Aw. Yes.
Why don't you come over to my table.

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I'll be right there.
Bernadette's just parking the car.

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Oh, good.

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Bernadette. Cute, sweet...

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vicious little Bernadette.

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Come on. She's not that bad.

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Oh, yeah?

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At the company picnic
she yelled at me and my grandson

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for losing
the three-legged race.

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I mean, he still calls her "that
mean kid with the big boobies."

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I know she can be
a little intense, but, I swear,

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she is so sweet
once you get past all the...

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Hey, what are you
talking about?

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Oh. We were just talking

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about how much we love working
with you. Isn't that right?

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Dan?

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Over the years here
at Fun With Flags,

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we've had an opportunity to
learn, laugh, wonder...

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And, yes, even shed
a tear or two.

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Like when you do a two-hour
Fourth of July spectacular

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and it doesn't
get recorded.

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How many times do I have
to say I'm sorry?

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How about 4,000.

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One for every domino I set up
to make that American flag.

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Please enjoy
these highlights.

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Crikey! What flag
do we have today?

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Australia, mate!

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And now it's time for the speed
round of Flag or Not a Flag.

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Flag.
Flag.

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Not a flag.
Flag.

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I am crushing this.

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Say, Betsy Ross,
what you working on?

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I have no idea.

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Because the story of me
sewing the first American flag

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is unsupported
poppycock.

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Then who did sew it, hmm?

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Don't ask me.

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I'm just a simple seamstress
whose descendants are...

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out to make a quick buck!

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Fancy a dip, my dear?

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I do.

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Wait, that purple
flag indicates

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that marine pests, such
as jellyfish, are present.

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Wow, that flag
is a lifesaver.

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No.

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This is.

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Stop looking at my legs.

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Not a flag.
Flag.

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Flag.
Not a flag.

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Flag.

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Crap.

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When stuff
like this gets me down,

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you know what I like to do?

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Sing "Hakuna Matata"
like an eight-year-old girl?

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Wrong, smarty-pants.

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It's "Everything Is Awesome"
from The Lego Movie.

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Look at these notebooks.

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They're full of pages and pages
of data.

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He clearly spent years on this.

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Mmm. Oh, it's just columns
of random numbers. Toss it.

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Well, but what if this was a
potential breakthrough for him?

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What if...
what if this is the thing

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that would've finally let him
open that bottle of champagne?

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Maybe he didn't know what
to pair champagne with.

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Strawberries, caviar, oysters.
All good choices.

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Yeah, that look right there

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is why people eat before
they come to your parties.

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This has to mean something.

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Well, there's no discernible
pattern that I can see,

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but it shouldn't be too hard
to run the numbers and check.

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Well, maybe we can get
some time on the supercomputer.

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Sure. We could try
multiple regressions

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with varying physical and
experimental constants.

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Oh, we could run
a pattern-matching algorithm

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against well-known
unsolved physics problems.

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Ooh, it might be
a substitution cipher.

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We could start
with basic cryptanalysis.

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Or we could talk to this guy
he used to share an office with.

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Oh, let's do that.

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Because you don't know how
to do cryptanalysis, do you?

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I'm not even sure if
it's the right word.

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So,

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Dan, you have a grandson.
How old is he?

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- Seven.
- Oh, yeah.

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I remember him from the picnic.

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He was the one crying
like a wuss the whole time.

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I heard he was being picked on
by a mean kid.

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Just builds character.

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Like my dad said,
"Nobody likes a crybaby

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except their mommies
and Democrats."

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I need another drink.

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What's his problem?
Oh.

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I don't know.
Maybe he didn't like the fact

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that you called his grandson
a wuss.

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Well, I didn't think you were
supposed to say "sissy" anymore.

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Okay, look, I know
what a good person you are,

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but sometimes people think you
might come off a little harsh.

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What?

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I'm, like, the sweetest person
I know.

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Look at me. I should be
in a tree baking cookies.

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Yes, but once in a while,

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people think
you're a little mean.

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Oh, yeah?

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You one of those people?

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No. No, no, no.

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I-I think the cookie thing.

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Action.

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Welcome back.

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Our guest today
is a returning fan favorite.

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He puts the reading
in your rainbow,

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the Geordi in your La Forge,

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and the Kunta in your Kinte,

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Mr. LeVar Burton.

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Thank you, Sheldon.
Now, remember our deal...

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You do this, I delete
your contact information.

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While...

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While you watch me do it.

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Great. Happy to be back.

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Well, since you're here,

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I'd like to get your
opinion on something.

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In honor of Black
History Month,

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I portrayed George
Washington Carver

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in a loving tribute that my
roommate called "wildly racist"

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What do you think?

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Hi. My name is George.

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Oh, hell, no!

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You heard him, Leonard.

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No, it's not racist.

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Are we sure this is the place?

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The doorman said this
is the right building.

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I think if you're pulling up
your pants,

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you're not a doorman.

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Who is it?

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Uh, I'm looking
for a Professor Sharpe?

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Hold on.

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Can I help you?
Hi.

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We're from the university. We're
trying to get some information

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about Professor Abbott.

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We were cleaning
out his office

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and found these books
full of numbers.

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Any chance you
know what it is?

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Yes, he was always working on this.
Oh.

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I was thinking
it might be

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some sort of interstellar
coordinate system,

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maybe an updated version
of Hubble's law.

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I keep seeing the
number 90 repeating.

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That could be the angle
of perturbation

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of a distant galaxy.

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It's the number
of calories in a yogurt.

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That's his food diary.

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Really?

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Yeah, he wrote down
everything he ever ate.

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He was convinced that calorie
restriction was the key

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to living forever.

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Does it work?

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Seriously?

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Well, he could have been hit
by a bus. You don't know.

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Sorry it's not more interesting.

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On the bright side,
you didn't have to listen

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to his stomach growl
for 35 years.

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So, was there anything
that Professor Abbott worked on

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during his life that came close
to an accomplishment?

228
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To be honest, his research
never amounted to anything.

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Oh.
You were his colleague.

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How did your research turn out?

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Great. Hey, this is
the apartment you get

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when you win a Nobel.

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Well, you could be very frugal.

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I'm getting a little tired
of everybody's sarcasm.

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I'm not a bully.

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I mean, maybe I come
off a little strong,

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but that's only because my
dad raised me to be tough

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and not to take
crap from anybody.

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No. That's fine, but there's
a difference between being tough

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and telling your friend her new
pants look like a saggy diaper.

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I did say that, didn't I?

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Yeah, you did.

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I felt so self-conscious,
I had to return them.

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Where? To Babies R Us?

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You're doing it again!

246
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Okay, sorry.
Can we just go?

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I feel like
everybody hates me.

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00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,066
Oh, come on,
they don't hate you, all right?

249
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They're just
a little intimidated.

250
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All you need to do
is show everyone

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how sweet you really are.

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00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,932
I think I'd rather go.
No, come on.

253
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:10,565
You are not going anywhere,
all right?

254
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,899
I am here for you, and we are
gonna fix this together.

255
00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,300
Thank you.

256
00:12:14,302 --> 00:12:16,233
Even though your dress is ugly.

257
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,433
Well, my little Flag-keteers,

258
00:12:21,435 --> 00:12:25,433
it looks like the last episode
of Fun with Flags is at an end.

259
00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:27,333
If I could,

260
00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:31,433
I would run each and every one
of you viewers up a flagpole

261
00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:34,333
and salute you.

262
00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:36,832
And if you touched the ground,
burn you.

263
00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:39,832
I'd like to take a moment

264
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,999
to personally thank
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,

265
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:43,999
who you may
or may not know

266
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:48,366
is the first woman to co-host
a flag or banner-related

267
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,199
Internet info-tainment show.

268
00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:53,666
Take that, glass ceiling.

269
00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:59,333
And if I may get serious
for a moment,

270
00:12:59,335 --> 00:13:03,300
hosting this show has been...

271
00:13:03,302 --> 00:13:05,500
one crazy ride.

272
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,233
With all its ups and downs,

273
00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:12,099
I wouldn't give it up
for the world.

274
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,732
Except for now,
when I'm giving it up.

275
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,333
Before I sign off, I'd, uh...

276
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:25,732
I'd like to share with you all
one last use for a white flag.

277
00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:29,732
It's good for times like this.

278
00:13:32,435 --> 00:13:34,565
Good night.

279
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:35,766
Cut.

280
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,166
Sheldon...

281
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:42,333
that was beautiful.

282
00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:43,499
If you didn't press record...

283
00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:45,666
I pressed it!

284
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,799
Well, that's it.

285
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:55,499
That's the end of Roger Abbott.

286
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:00,366
And we still don't know
who framed him.

287
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,499
I still keep thinking

288
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:07,099
about how an entire life can
seemingly amount to nothing.

289
00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:09,832
I guess the
sad truth is,

290
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:13,400
not everyone will
accomplish something great.

291
00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:14,899
Some of us

292
00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:16,866
may just have to find meaning

293
00:14:16,868 --> 00:14:20,465
in the little moments
that make up life.

294
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:23,565
That's a nice way
of looking at it.

295
00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:25,532
Yeah for you, not for me.

296
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,599
I went to space. I'm covered.

297
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,866
You know what?

298
00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:35,066
This bottle was meant
to celebrate an achievement.

299
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:36,432
Let's make a pact.

300
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:38,732
When one of us gets their
first big breakthrough,

301
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:41,366
we'll celebrate by opening
this bottle of champagne

302
00:14:41,368 --> 00:14:43,366
and toasting
Professor Abbott.

303
00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:44,565
I love that.

304
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,632
Yeah, me, too.

305
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,432
Then, of course,

306
00:14:47,434 --> 00:14:49,199
rubbing our success
in Sheldon's face.

307
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,532
Oh, well, that's the best part.
Oh, yeah.

308
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:56,199
Dan, could I talk
to you for a minute?

309
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,366
Sure, go ahead.

310
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,133
Just want you to know
I didn't mean

311
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,399
to be rude about your grandson.

312
00:15:04,401 --> 00:15:06,066
No, it's okay.

313
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,932
No, it's not.

314
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:09,499
Penny told me
that everyone's scared of me.

315
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,766
What? What?

316
00:15:11,768 --> 00:15:13,666
Why would she say that?

317
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,333
You know she drinks, right?

318
00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,266
What?

319
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,666
No, she's right,
and I just want you to know

320
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,066
that from now on, I'm gonna be
much more sensitive.

321
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,099
I don't want anyone walking
on eggshells around me.

322
00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:26,632
Oh, well, okay, then, uh,

323
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,565
one thing
I've been meaning to tell you

324
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:31,365
is that the company is gonna
stop paying for our coffee.

325
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,266
No problem. When
does that start?

326
00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:35,399
Five months ago.

327
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,666
What?
Yeah.

328
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:38,365
Who's been paying
for my coffee?

329
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,366
All of us.

330
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,066
Yeah. It comes
from the swear jar

331
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,832
we put money in when you curse.

332
00:15:46,134 --> 00:15:47,766
What else don't I know about?

333
00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:50,599
Uh, well, you know
your private bathroom?

334
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,256
Yeah?

335
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,034
That was supposed to
be for the whole floor.

336
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,166
- You're kidding.
- No, no.

337
00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:57,632
It's okay. It only really
affected Wheelchair Kathy,

338
00:15:57,634 --> 00:15:59,999
and she's back
in the hospital now,

339
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,999
so it all worked out.

340
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:05,199
I feel so bad.
Yeah.

341
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,465
Well, then, maybe

342
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,365
you shouldn't have named her
"Wheelchair Kathy."

343
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,332
Oh, my God!

344
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:14,799
I thought everybody liked me,
but I'm just a monster.

345
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:18,666
But a cute one, like that, uh,
eyeball guy in Monsters, Inc.

346
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:21,332
No, I'm the worst.

347
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:22,999
I'm a terrible person.

348
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,465
Come on, don't cry.
It's okay.

349
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,699
It's not okay.

350
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:29,365
How can I even work here anymore?
Oh.

351
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,999
- Because this company needs you.
- It's fine.

352
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:32,732
We don't mind paying
for the coffee.

353
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,133
I can't let you do that.

354
00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:36,766
Maybe we could get you

355
00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:38,999
an espresso machine
for your office.

356
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,033
I guess that would be all right.

357
00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:43,033
All right.

358
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,432
See? You don't have

359
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:46,999
to be mean
to get what you want.

360
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,033
You're right.

361
00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:51,899
Now where did we land
on my bathroom?

362
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:58,033
Hey.

363
00:16:58,035 --> 00:16:59,233
Hello.

364
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,565
How come you're up so late?

365
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,465
I posted the last episode

366
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,499
of Fun with Flags hours ago,

367
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,265
and not a single person
cared enough to comment.

368
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,399
All that effort for nothing.

369
00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:13,365
Mm. I know how you feel.

370
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,099
I spent the day throwing out
a man's entire career,

371
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,932
and all that's left is
an old bottle of champagne

372
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:20,299
and a naked lady pen
that Raj took

373
00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:22,899
when he thought
no one was looking.

374
00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:25,732
It's not the same thing.

375
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:28,399
I don't think you know
how I feel at all.

376
00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:30,866
Sad?

377
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:34,033
Hmm. You do get me.

378
00:17:37,235 --> 00:17:39,066
Someone left a comment.

379
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,332
Yeah. What did they say?

380
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,332
"Too bad your show is done.

381
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,332
I kind of liked it."

382
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,532
Leonard, did you hear that?

383
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,866
Oh, the people are heartbroken!

384
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,265
I can't take this away
from the world!

385
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:57,199
Fun with Flags is back!

386
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,199
Congratulations.

387
00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:01,066
Let's celebrate!

388
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:05,265
Sheldon,

389
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:06,966
that wasn't for you!

390
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:08,499
Oh, no, I'm not going
to drink it.

391
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,999
I just wanted to hear the pop.

392
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:14,532
Yeah, I knew it was coming.
Still scary.

393
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:28,422
LeVar Burton?

394
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,222
LeVar Burton!

395
00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:31,822
LeVar Burton!

396
00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:35,355
Ugh. What are you doing here?

397
00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:36,689
You told me not to call,

398
00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:39,123
and I didn't know how else
to give you the good news.

399
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,822
Fun with Flags is back, and
you can be in the next episode.

400
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:44,222
Wil Wheaton said, get a gate.

401
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,693
I don't know why
I didn't get a gate.

402
00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:46,823
You...

403
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,557
At least listen
to the premise.

404
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,125
Since you were born
in Germany,

405
00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:54,058
I thought we could talk
about German flags.

406
00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:57,099
How do you feel about
dressing up like a swastika?

407
00:18:57,099 --> 00:19:03,592
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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