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You know, speaking
of attorneys,

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if I ever needed
a lawyer,

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I would not hire
She-Hulk.

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You know what?
That was almost on topic.

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I'm gonna say,
"Good job, Sheldon."

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Wait, She-Hulk's
a lawyer?

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Yeah, she works at
a law firm in New York.

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Yes, but she's the only
monster at the firm.

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Between you, me
and the wall,

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I think she's an
affirmative action hire.

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Anyway, Dad's gonna
be here in town,

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so I won't be able to do
Christmas dinner this year.

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If you're not up
to hosting Christmas dinner,

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I'm happy to do it.

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You can even
bring your father.

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That would be nice.

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I've always wanted to do

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a traditional
Victorian Christmas.

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Parlor games,
goose and figgy pudding...

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Ugh!

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English pudding.

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Y-You get yourself all
excited for pudding,

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and here comes a cake
with raisins in it.

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I'm not going.

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You're going.

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Why do you hate me?

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I don't hate you.

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I love you.

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Well, you call it love,

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but it has a lot
of raisins in it.

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Amy, good luck getting
these guys excited

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about a dinner
with a theme.

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I gave up when no one cared
about my Tom Hanks-giving.

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I think a Victorian Christmas
sounds nice.

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I agree.
Why not?

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Me, too.

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You guys suck!

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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You know the best part
of working in the clean room?

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No allergies.

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Check it out.

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Oh, that-that...
that's a lot of oxygen.

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We should get
going to Amy's.

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Can you believe
there was a time

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when we would have
needed an array

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of giant Cherenkov telescopes
to detect cosmic particles?

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And here we are building
our own multi-wire detector

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like a couple of badasses.

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I know. If we were still single,

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we'd be tripping
over all that booty.

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Ladies do love a man dressed
like a kitchen garbage bag.

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Oh, no.

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How the hell
did a pigeon get in here?

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You shut the loading doors, right?
I thought you did.

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Do you know what a
disaster this is?

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You mean 'cause this room isn't
supposed to have dust in it,

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and we just let in
a flying crap machine?

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What do we do?
Should we call someone?

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And tell them that we
compromised all the equipment?

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Let's just get it out of
here before anyone knows.

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Okay, how do we catch it?

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Well, what if we turn
off all the lights

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except for one, and
it'll come to it.

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It's not a moth!

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Don't yell at me.

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You're not gonna get
any good ideas out of me

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if you're yelling.

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Okay, so if I remain calm,

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I'll get more gems like,
"Turn off the lights"?

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Great, we're turning
on each other.

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That's just what the
bird wants us to do!

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So, Dr. Koothrappali,
long flight?

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20 hours.
Oh, that's rough.

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Not at all. Did you know that
when you fly transcontinental

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without your wife, you don't
pray for the plane to crash?

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Can you please talk
about anything else?

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Forgive me.

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How are you
and Leonard?

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Oh, great.
Everything's good.

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I see you got engaged.
Yes, we did.

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Let me tell you a story.

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Dad!

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Sorry.

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I'm sure you won't grow
to hate each other.

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Hey, Leonard. What's up?

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What? How did that happen?

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Yeah, okay.

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I'll be there as soon as I can.

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Sorry. I have to run
to the university.

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What's going on?

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There's been a problem
with our experiment.

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A bird got into the clean room.

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You want me to come?
Uh, no.

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You had a long flight.
You stay here and relax.

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"Relax."
Easy for you to say.

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Your mother isn't cleaning out
your bank account.

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40 years,
the woman never cleaned a thing.

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You're just
gonna leave him here?

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"Relax," he says.
Yup. Bye.

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Yeah, I appreciate the ride...

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Why'd you turn it off?

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Because in the last ten minutes,
Santa came to town,

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kissed Mommy and ran Grandma
over with a reindeer.

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I had a drunk uncle
who did all those things.

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Nobody sings songs about him.

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Maybe you'd like it more if you
thought of Santa as a superhero

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and his power is bringing joy
to children.

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My uncle was accused
of that, too.

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It turned out
to be legal in Oklahoma.

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Okay, new subject.

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Let's talk
about presents.

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What did you get Amy?

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Oh, we're not exchanging gifts.

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Come on, Sheldon, you
have to get her something.

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Why should I?

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She knows
that I don't like Christmas,

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and yet, every year,
she forces me to celebrate it.

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Not only am I going to this
foolish dinner against my will.

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At the Christmas tree lot,
there was mistletoe,

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and she kissed me
under it in public.

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Like we were the stars
of a Tijuana sex show.

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She's just excited
about the holidays.

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Yes, and she's not taking
my feelings into account at all.

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Maybe it's time
I teach her a lesson.

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How?

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Hmm. It'd have
to be something heinous,

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something that makes her
as miserable as she's making me.

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Oh, I've got it.

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This is good.

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What?

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I'm going to buy her a present.

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Yeah, you're gonna
have to walk me through that.

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With gift-giving, there's
an implied social contract.

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If I show up

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tonight with a present,
and she doesn't have one for me,

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she'll feel terrible.

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Then you're both sad?

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Yes.

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Maybe she'll feel so guilty,

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she'll never make me celebrate
the holidays again.

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So your evil plot here is to buy
your girlfriend a present?

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That's right.

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So stay on my good side, or I'll
get you a little something, too.

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Okay, here's the plan.

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I'm gonna put the food
in the bag,

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and when he lands in the bag
to eat it, we close it up.

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A Slim Jim?

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It's all I could find.
It'll work.

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Sure.

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If the pigeon's stoned
or a trucker.

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Okay, well, what's your plan?

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I told you my plan.

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Let's call Building Services
and get help.

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And admit that we contaminated
the clean room?

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No, admit that you
contaminated the clean room.

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Why do you keep assuming
it was me?

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Because you do this kind
of thing all the time,

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and then you try
to cover it up.

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Like when?

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What about when you
flipped the Mars Rover,

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or lost Koothrappali's dog,

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or almost drove off
with that baby?

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Again, it looked like my car,
and the baby didn't even cry

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until his mother punched me
with her keys.

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Fine, put the Slim Jim
in the garbage bag.

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Well, what if you said it

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without sounding
so condescending?

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I can try, but your
plan has the words

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"garbage bag" and
"Slim Jim" in it!

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Hey, what's going on?
Oh.

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Genius here wants
to catch a bird

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with a garbage bag
and a Slim Jim.

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Should have put it
in the bag first.

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So, if you don't
mind me asking,

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do you think you might
start dating again?

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It's much too soon for that.

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Why? Do you know someone?

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No, but if things don't
work out with me and Leonard,

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I'll give you a call.

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Wait. How much do you talk
about Star Trek?

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Okay, let's get this
Victorian party started.

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I've done some research

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about some traditional
parlor games we can play.

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Like what?

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Well, there's a fun one
called Ball of Wool.

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You take a ball of wool,

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and you put it right
in the center of the table.

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Then people sit

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on opposite sides of the table

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and try to blow the wool off.

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Sorry.
She's taken, too.

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You know what I think
your problem is?

193
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You're jealous

194
00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:09,086
because you and I
used to be

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best friends until
Koothrappali came along.

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And you found somebody
you could push around?

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Hey!
Stay out of this.

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Okay.

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You know, maybe I'm
best friends with Raj

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because he doesn't think
he's smarter than me.

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Actually...
I said, stay out of it!

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N-No. No, Raj, go ahead,
say what you were gonna say.

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All I'm gonna say is

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you guys need
to stop this right now.

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It-It's bad enough that
my parents are fighting,

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now I have to hear
the two of you?

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And who cares who's smarter?

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If it's Leonard or me or...

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you know, it's Christmas,
let's say it's Howard.

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Well, if you're so smart,
you get the bird out.

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No, you're the one
who let him in.

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How do you know
it wasn't Leonard?

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Come on.

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What about that sweater?

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No, it's not good enough.

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It has to be perfect.

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00:10:01,422 --> 00:10:03,387
I think the nicest gifts
I've got from Howie

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show how well
he knows me.

219
00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:06,220
Hmm.

220
00:10:06,222 --> 00:10:08,954
Let's see,
what do I know about Amy?

221
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:12,887
She loves medieval literature;
Chaucer's her favorite.

222
00:10:12,889 --> 00:10:16,720
And her eyes sparkle when
she watches old French movies.

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00:10:16,722 --> 00:10:21,120
I enjoy how harp music causes
her fingers to dance

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as if she's playing along.

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00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:26,220
Wow, you really do love her.

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I do.

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00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,854
Now, let's find
the kind of gift

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that makes her feel
small and worthless.

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00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:05,487
You won!

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Certainly doesn't
feel like it, does it?

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00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:13,320
You know, my wife used to throw

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theme parties like this
all the time.

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Oh, I guess that's
where Raj gets it from.

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00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:20,553
Well, he and his mother
spent a lot of time together

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when he was young.

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I was always working.

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00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:25,587
Hey, you know, Raj is dating

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a doctor who works a lot.

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00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:29,953
Him and his mom have a type.

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00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:33,220
You g... Y-You got to laugh
at that, right?

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00:11:33,889 --> 00:11:36,086
No? All right.

242
00:11:38,955 --> 00:11:41,587
All right, let me see
if I've got this straight.

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A picture of you on my lap

244
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is a way to punish
your girlfriend

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for making you
celebrate Christmas?

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Correct.

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Santa thinks dating you
may be punishment enough.

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There's an argument
for that.

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But I want to make sure.

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Smile.

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Ho, ho, ho!

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00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:11,886
Okay. On the
count of three,

253
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I'll shoot the fire extinguisher
and get him airborne.

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Howard, you wave the blanket
and guide him towards the exit.

255
00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:18,720
Raj, you hold open the
curtain so he can fly out.

256
00:12:18,722 --> 00:12:21,186
Are you sure a dummy
like me can handle something

257
00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:23,320
as complicated
as a blanket?

258
00:12:23,322 --> 00:12:25,487
Do you want the
fire extinguisher?

259
00:12:25,489 --> 00:12:27,053
Yeah, I do.
Great.

260
00:12:27,055 --> 00:12:28,353
Here you go.

261
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,553
Okay.

262
00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:35,220
One, two, three.

263
00:12:38,722 --> 00:12:40,587
Uh, you have to
take the pin out.

264
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:47,086
You miss the blanket now,
don't you?

265
00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:50,953
On three.

266
00:12:50,955 --> 00:12:53,587
One, two, three.

267
00:13:02,122 --> 00:13:03,654
What did you do?

268
00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:05,620
It was an accident.

269
00:13:05,622 --> 00:13:07,754
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

270
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:09,654
Relax, it wasn't your fault.

271
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,286
Uh, maybe it's just stunned.

272
00:13:11,288 --> 00:13:12,886
Dude, I-it's not breathing.

273
00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:16,286
Oh, no. I killed it.

274
00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:18,220
Oh, not again.

275
00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:21,153
What do you mean, not again?

276
00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:25,286
When I was ten,

277
00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:29,053
I was playing
in my backyard and...

278
00:13:29,055 --> 00:13:31,487
sat on a blue jay.

279
00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:35,420
I mean, I tried
to bring it back to life

280
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:38,387
with electricity, but it just...

281
00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:40,253
caught on fire.

282
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:46,387
The worst part was
it smelled delicious.

283
00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:49,819
Uh, guys, I found
an article here

284
00:13:49,821 --> 00:13:51,986
that says you can do CPR
on birds.

285
00:13:51,988 --> 00:13:53,487
Great! Do it!

286
00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:55,186
I'm not doing it.
You killed him, you do it.

287
00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:57,186
I'll do it.
No.

288
00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:58,053
I need to do it.

289
00:13:58,055 --> 00:14:00,253
This is on me.

290
00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:05,819
Okay.

291
00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:08,886
"Mouth over beak
and light chest compressions."

292
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:10,053
Don't blow too hard.

293
00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:12,886
If you pop him, I will vomit.

294
00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:15,986
Anything?

295
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,153
I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim.

296
00:14:22,055 --> 00:14:24,487
Wait, wait, his wing moved!

297
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,487
Oh, he blinked his eyes!
He's alive!

298
00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:27,919
It's a Christmas miracle!

299
00:14:27,921 --> 00:14:30,553
I might argue a Hanukkah
miracle, but I'll take it.

300
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:33,520
Come on, little guy, let's get
you outside. Get the curtain.

301
00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:44,420
Someone should really
close that loading door.

302
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,753
Well, that's that.

303
00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:54,420
The room's compromised.

304
00:14:54,422 --> 00:14:56,253
They'll have to change
all the filters,

305
00:14:56,255 --> 00:14:59,120
probably shut it down
for weeks.

306
00:14:59,122 --> 00:15:02,020
You were right. Go ahead,
call Building Services.

307
00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:04,220
Tell them it was my fault.
No, we're both to blame.

308
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,786
You know, let me take
the heat on this one.

309
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:07,053
Yeah, just leave me out of it.

310
00:15:07,055 --> 00:15:09,053
You know if they come here
and see crap everywhere,

311
00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:11,420
they're just gonna
blame the Indian guy.

312
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:18,387
Hey. I'm sorry,
we're still here.

313
00:15:18,389 --> 00:15:19,819
Is everything okay?

314
00:15:19,821 --> 00:15:21,220
It's kind of boring.

315
00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:22,953
Although it did get exciting
for a minute

316
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,420
when Amy inhaled a wool ball.

317
00:15:26,721 --> 00:15:27,886
How much longer
do you think you'll be?

318
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:28,853
I don't know.

319
00:15:28,855 --> 00:15:30,353
There's still
a bird in here.

320
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:32,620
We are gonna get in
a ton of trouble.

321
00:15:32,622 --> 00:15:34,520
Honey, it's Christmas Eve.
Who even knows you're in there?

322
00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,553
No, our names are on
the sign-in sheet.

323
00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:38,286
So erase them and walk out.

324
00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:39,986
I can't do that.

325
00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:41,120
Can't do what?

326
00:15:41,122 --> 00:15:42,286
She says take our names

327
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,719
off the sign-in sheet
and leave.

328
00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:46,253
We can't do that.
Yeah.

329
00:15:57,455 --> 00:15:59,253
Mmm. Amy,

330
00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:01,120
that pudding was delicious.

331
00:16:01,122 --> 00:16:03,986
If you like raisins.

332
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:06,286
Thank you. And it's figs.

333
00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:07,287
Oh.

334
00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:09,286
Oh, in that case,
it was pretty good.

335
00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:13,020
You feeling okay? You hardly
touched your goose.

336
00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:15,786
It smelled too much
like blue jay.

337
00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:18,020
Can I help you
clean up?

338
00:16:18,022 --> 00:16:20,553
Oh, you Heimliched a ball
of wool out of me; you're good.

339
00:16:22,921 --> 00:16:25,020
Uh, what do you say
we exchange gifts?

340
00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,286
Oh, Sheldon,
we didn't bring any.

341
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:27,919
I thought you hate
giving gifts.

342
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,920
Yeah, I do.

343
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,286
Which is why I got Amy this.

344
00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:33,753
You got me something?

345
00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:35,853
Oh, not just
something, no.

346
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:38,253
It's from the heart,
it's holiday-themed,

347
00:16:38,255 --> 00:16:42,420
and I swallowed the gift receipt
so you cannot return it.

348
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,153
Look at you on Santa's lap.

349
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,786
That's so sweet.

350
00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:52,819
Of course it is.
It's the perfect gift.

351
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,387
H-How are you feeling right now?

352
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,853
Guilty? Sad?

353
00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:59,053
Wishing you were Jewish?

354
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:02,120
No, I love it.

355
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,286
Oh, really?

356
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,786
Well, how about now?

357
00:17:06,522 --> 00:17:09,886
Happy holidays to my dear Amy.

358
00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:13,020
I hope you treasure this

359
00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:16,853
as much as I treasure you.

360
00:17:17,988 --> 00:17:20,086
And you got me nothing.

361
00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:22,986
Christmas is ruined.

362
00:17:22,988 --> 00:17:24,786
Let's never speak of it again.

363
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,586
Well, this was fun.

364
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,286
Actually,

365
00:17:29,288 --> 00:17:31,986
I did get you
something.

366
00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:35,220
But what about our agreement?

367
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,086
Well, you got me
something. Here.

368
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,886
Cookies?

369
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,420
They're your Meemaw's
Christmas cookies.

370
00:17:46,422 --> 00:17:49,519
I called and got
the recipe.

371
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,619
They're perfect.

372
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,953
It tastes like her hugs.

373
00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:09,186
Merry Christmas, Sheldon.

374
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:13,020
I can't believe this.

375
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:16,653
You're happy, I'm happy.

376
00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:19,020
Well, maybe a holiday that's
all about giving isn't so...

377
00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:21,552
Get your hand out of that box!

378
00:18:30,353 --> 00:18:31,483
Okay.

379
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:35,384
The next game is called
Hot Boiled Beans.

380
00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:39,650
Of course it is.

381
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,750
One person is sent
out of the room

382
00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:44,217
while the others
hide a small item.

383
00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:45,516
Then they invite

384
00:18:45,518 --> 00:18:47,350
the first person back by saying,

385
00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,583
"Hot boiled beans
and bacon for supper,

386
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:53,083
hurry up before it gets cold."

387
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,951
If you people think this is
better than Tom Hanks-giving,

388
00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,218
you're all crazy.

389
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:07,168
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