1
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Any color's fine with me.

2
00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:06,081
Yeah, I could be a-a combination
of blue and yellow.

3
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Blue and yellow make green.

4
00:00:09,220 --> 00:00:11,053
Well, then it's settled.

5
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Hi. Ready to go?

6
00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:16,025
Oh, good news, we ordered lunch,

7
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so we can all stay here
and play Lord of the Rings Risk.

8
00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:22,698
Sheldon, we said that we would
play games with you tonight.

9
00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,099
Oh, no, we'll still
be playing it tonight...

10
00:00:24,101 --> 00:00:26,735
this game can easily
take eight hours.

11
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Sweetie, you really thought
I'd want to do this?

12
00:00:28,439 --> 00:00:30,005
No.
Well, did you tell him that?

13
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Yes.
Did you say it out loud with words?

14
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No.

15
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I don't want to spend the whole
day playing a board game.

16
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Yeah, well, you may change
your mind when you hear

17
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that this is the
new expanded edition

18
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which contains a more
complete map of Middle Earth,

19
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now including
the Haradwaith Territories.

20
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I will literally
race you to the car.

21
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No, no, no, come on,
don't leave. Just try it.

22
00:00:54,164 --> 00:00:55,931
No. We're always doing
what you guys want.

23
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Just once, it'd be nice
if you did something we wanted.

24
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You want to be green?

25
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You know, they
really have tried to like

26
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a lot of the same stuff we're into.
Yeah, we do game

27
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nights and video game
nights and we watch movies

28
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with director's commentary.

29
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Oh, my favorite...
George Lucas can talk

30
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all the way through
Star Wars, I say one word

31
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and I'm banished
to the kitchen.

32
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Yeah, today Amy and I
are deciding

33
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what we're all gonna do.

34
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You got it, you girls
are in charge.

35
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Thank you.
Sheldon?

36
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Fine.

37
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Now that we're not playing,
you can be green.

38
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Thank you.
And since you're green

39
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this time, I can
be it next time.

40
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All right, let's see.
What's something fun

41
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the guys would
never take us to do?

42
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Oh, I know... we could
go horseback riding.

43
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I actually can't.

44
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My hips don't open
wider than 22 degrees.

45
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I rode a very
thin pony once.

46
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On the first bump...
just popped right off.

47
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All right, well,
what do you want to do?

48
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There's a craft and folk
art museum on Wilshire.

49
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Well, that's Wilshire's problem.

50
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Come on, you know, there-there's

51
00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:03,965
got to be something fun we could
do that the guys will hate.

52
00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:06,034
Hang on, why do we
have to hate it?

53
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Three words:
Doctor Who convention.

54
00:02:09,272 --> 00:02:11,639
I-I did not force you
to go to that.

55
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You walked out of the house
in a fez and bow tie. I went

56
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so you didn't get beat up.

57
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I wasn't gonna get beat up.

58
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You were, but somehow
I held myself back.

59
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You know what you could
make us do? Ice-skating.

60
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The cold air will trigger
Leonard's asthma

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and it plays right into
my well-known fear of

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getting flattened by a Zamboni.

63
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Now you're helping them
find ways to make us miserable?

64
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Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, I'm a
problem-solver, it's what I do.

65
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I actually can't
go ice-skating.

66
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I have unnaturally
brittle ankles.

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Is there any part
of your body that's normal?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Oh, my God, oh, my
God, oh, my God.

70
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Will you please relax?
I can't take it, dude.

71
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You okay?
No, I'm not okay. I feel like

72
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I'm gonna jump out of my skin.

73
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I told you
not to wax down there.

74
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It's itchy when it grows back.

75
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I'm worried about
the New Horizons space probe.

76
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What's he talking about?

77
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Nine years ago
he was part of a team

78
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that launched a spacecraft
to collect data about Pluto.

79
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It's finally close enough, so

80
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this morning
it turned itself on.

81
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We hope.

82
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The signal has to travel
over three billion miles.

83
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So it's gonna be hours before
we know if it even survived.

84
00:03:54,148 --> 00:03:56,682
Now we get to see him flip out
because he's worried

85
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it was demolished by space ice.

86
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Space ice is no joke.

87
00:04:01,288 --> 00:04:03,722
I can't even watch
Frozen anymore.

88
00:04:06,593 --> 00:04:09,762
Ooh, the philharmonic
is playing Beethoven downtown.

89
00:04:09,764 --> 00:04:11,330
Yeah, well, before
you say yes,

90
00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:14,600
it's not the movie
about the big dog.

91
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How come we can't think
of something we both want to do?

92
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Because you always
pick what we do

93
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and I just
go along with it.

94
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Ah, interesting...

95
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we're being accused of
making you do things

96
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you don't like,
and here you are,

97
00:04:28,415 --> 00:04:30,082
doing the same
thing to poor Amy.

98
00:04:30,084 --> 00:04:32,784
You should point out
the hypocrisy of that.

99
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That's what I was doing.

100
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Oh, that wasn't clear.

101
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Try it again, but this time
drive it home

102
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with, "How do you like
them apples, Missy?"

103
00:04:47,134 --> 00:04:48,834
All right,
keep thinking.

104
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You're making it
too complicated.

105
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Why not stick
to the basics?

106
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Go shopping for clothes

107
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while Leonard and I sit in those

108
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uncomfortable chairs
and hold your purses, hmm?

109
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I know I'd hate that.

110
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Leonard?

111
00:05:00,147 --> 00:05:02,480
Well, yeah.

112
00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:05,584
Well, then, it's settled?

113
00:05:05,586 --> 00:05:07,619
What do you say?
Sounds kind of perfect.

114
00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:09,221
It does... somehow he managed

115
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to take all the fun out of it.

116
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Well, once again,
it's what I do.

117
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Oh, another two hours to go.

118
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The wait
is killing me.

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I know. I get it. When I was
in the Soyuz capsule

120
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returning from the space
station, plummeting toward Earth

121
00:05:26,306 --> 00:05:28,440
at 17,000 miles per hour...
Before you finish,

122
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is this a story about
patience and waiting

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or just another reminder
that you went to space?

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A story can
do two things.

125
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Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna
have a heart attack.

126
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You work in
pharmaceuticals...

127
00:05:42,622 --> 00:05:45,189
don't you have
anything you can give him?

128
00:05:45,191 --> 00:05:48,192
All I have is our new
urine flow drug.

129
00:05:49,561 --> 00:05:52,397
Won't help with his anxiety,
but it's so strong, when he pees

130
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he'll fly around the room
like he's got a jet pack.

131
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I can't stop thinking about it.

132
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You know, worrying won't
have any effect on what happens.

133
00:06:01,766 --> 00:06:02,769
I know.

134
00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:04,865
Maybe you need to do
something more productive.

135
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Okay.

136
00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,680
Ah.

137
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If I make this shot

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in the trash can,

139
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the probe will have arrived

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in perfect working order.

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So, in addition to being crazy,
you're resting the fate

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of the mission
on your athletic prowess.

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Yes.

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The man who crashed
his stationary bike.

145
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I didn't crash it, okay?

146
00:06:32,105 --> 00:06:33,637
My playlist was too up-tempo,

147
00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:36,073
I got light-headed
and I fell off.

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Okay.

149
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It all...

150
00:06:41,681 --> 00:06:43,848
comes down...

151
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to this.

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You happy? Now you can relax.

153
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What kind of scientist are you?
Everyone knows

154
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you got to make
two out of three.

155
00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:04,401
This isn't so bad.

156
00:07:04,403 --> 00:07:06,436
That's easy for you to say.

157
00:07:06,438 --> 00:07:09,439
Your chair's not
facing the lingerie section.

158
00:07:10,408 --> 00:07:13,544
Boy, that's a lot of panties.

159
00:07:13,546 --> 00:07:16,546
You guys comfy?
This might take a while.

160
00:07:16,548 --> 00:07:18,048
You know, I don't
understand why women

161
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insist on making
a big production

162
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out of buying clothes.

163
00:07:21,186 --> 00:07:22,920
No, you're right,
we should do what you do.

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Have our mom send us pants
from the Walmart in Houston.

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They have a man there

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who understands
my personal style.

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Bye.

168
00:07:33,599 --> 00:07:35,832
Uh, I've got some bad news.

169
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There's no cell service in here.

170
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Oh.

171
00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,371
Well, that's all right.

172
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There were plenty of ways
to pass the time

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before smart phones
were invented.

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That's true.

175
00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:48,879
I'll look them up.

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Son of a biscuit.

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Sheldon, it's fine.

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No, it's not fine.

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What kind of store
in the 21st century

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doesn't at least have Wi-Fi?

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00:08:00,092 --> 00:08:01,624
I'm going to call
their corporate office...

182
00:08:01,626 --> 00:08:03,526
Son of a biscuit!

183
00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:15,404
Let's see, my armies

184
00:08:15,406 --> 00:08:17,906
are going
to attack the Shire

185
00:08:17,908 --> 00:08:19,274
from Buckland.

186
00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:21,443
And I roll...

187
00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:27,916
a five and a three.

188
00:08:27,918 --> 00:08:29,351
Okay.

189
00:08:29,353 --> 00:08:33,855
And to defend, I roll...

190
00:08:33,857 --> 00:08:36,058
two sixes. I win.

191
00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:39,261
Boy, double-sixes again.

192
00:08:39,263 --> 00:08:40,729
You know...
if I hadn't seen it

193
00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:42,698
with my own eyes,
I wouldn't believe it.

194
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,968
I wonder how long
we're gonna be stuck here.

195
00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:48,670
I don't know, but the girls
do a lot for us.

196
00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:50,071
It's the least we can do.

197
00:08:50,073 --> 00:08:52,073
Oh, that's true.
I suppose it's only fair

198
00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,608
we make compromises.

199
00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:56,044
Look at you,
being all mature.

200
00:08:56,046 --> 00:09:00,081
I don't know why
you're so surprised.

201
00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,883
If there's one thing I know
about after living with you

202
00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:04,986
for so many years,
it's how to compromise.

203
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,789
I-I'm sorry?

204
00:09:07,791 --> 00:09:10,058
You make compromises for me?

205
00:09:11,394 --> 00:09:13,328
All the time.

206
00:09:14,397 --> 00:09:16,164
On Earth?

207
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,668
In our lives?

208
00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:24,205
That-That we're living?

209
00:09:24,207 --> 00:09:26,741
Oh, yes. I...

210
00:09:26,743 --> 00:09:29,811
Just yesterday, you had
a-a big piece of lettuce

211
00:09:29,813 --> 00:09:31,479
stuck in your teeth at lunch.

212
00:09:31,481 --> 00:09:35,049
Did I say anything? No.

213
00:09:36,218 --> 00:09:37,986
I compromised

214
00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:40,221
and kept my mouth shut.

215
00:09:40,223 --> 00:09:43,825
Like you should've, because
everyone was laughing at you.

216
00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:46,828
That is not
a compromise.

217
00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:48,930
A compromise is me
driving you everywhere

218
00:09:48,932 --> 00:09:50,531
because you refuse to learn how.

219
00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,934
Oh, I learned how.
Amy taught me.

220
00:09:52,936 --> 00:09:54,969
What? Then-Then why
don't you do it?

221
00:09:54,971 --> 00:09:58,105
Uh, well, it's scary.

222
00:09:58,107 --> 00:10:02,276
And sometimes
I get the pedals mixed up.

223
00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:06,047
But, more importantly,
driving me to work

224
00:10:06,049 --> 00:10:08,983
is one of the things
that gives your life purpose.

225
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,453
I can't take that away from you,

226
00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:15,423
so... what do I do?

227
00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:19,226
Oh, come on, I'm practically
feeding you the answer.

228
00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:22,196
I compromise.

229
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,779
Hey, uh, thanks for
keeping me company.

230
00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:27,769
I'm happy to.

231
00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:30,304
I think getting out of
the apartment will do you good.

232
00:10:30,306 --> 00:10:32,873
So... where we headed?

233
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,442
If it's okay with you,
I'd like to go to temple.

234
00:10:35,444 --> 00:10:40,214
Buddy, trust me, you don't want
to convert to Judaism.

235
00:10:40,982 --> 00:10:42,583
I mean, I know I make it
look cool,

236
00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:47,454
but... it's not all briskets
and dreidels.

237
00:10:47,456 --> 00:10:49,890
I meant a Hindu temple.

238
00:10:49,892 --> 00:10:52,760
Oh. Okay.

239
00:10:52,762 --> 00:10:55,395
It's not like Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom, right?

240
00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:59,366
Some bald guy with horns
isn't gonna rip my heart out.

241
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,735
Dude, that movie's
an imperialist fantasy

242
00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:05,172
that makes the followers of a
beautiful and peaceful religion

243
00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:07,608
look like a bunch
of bloodthirsty barbarians.

244
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:08,575
You love that movie.

245
00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:11,345
Yeah, it's pretty great.

246
00:11:13,948 --> 00:11:16,817
I'm surprised to see you
suddenly get religious.

247
00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:18,085
Why?

248
00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:20,854
Well, because I've known you
for ten years

249
00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:22,556
and you've never gone to temple,

250
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,357
you never talked
about believing in God,

251
00:11:24,359 --> 00:11:28,628
and last Diwali I watched you
eat two pounds of sacred cow

252
00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:31,798
at a Brazilian steak house.

253
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,634
Religion is
a very personal thing.

254
00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:37,237
I do go to temple...
I just... I don't talk about it.

255
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,772
Yeah, but you're
a scientist.

256
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:39,839
So?

257
00:11:39,841 --> 00:11:41,241
So, as a scientist,
you believe the way

258
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,376
to understand the universe
is through facts and evidence,

259
00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:44,444
and now
you're counting

260
00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,146
on some blue chick

261
00:11:46,148 --> 00:11:48,348
with a hundred arms to help you?

262
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,684
That is so offensive.
Does everything you know

263
00:11:50,686 --> 00:11:52,285
about Hinduism come
from Indiana Jones?

264
00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:55,722
No. There's also Apu
from The Simpsons.

265
00:11:56,590 --> 00:12:00,226
Well, lots of scientists
believe in God.

266
00:12:00,228 --> 00:12:03,062
Okay? Newton,
uh, Faraday,

267
00:12:03,064 --> 00:12:04,731
uh, Pascal... all were believers.

268
00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:07,500
Even Einstein was famous
for attacking quantum theory

269
00:12:07,502 --> 00:12:09,869
on the grounds
that "God does not play dice

270
00:12:09,871 --> 00:12:11,204
with the universe."
Well, of course

271
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:15,008
he believed in God...
he slept with Marilyn Monroe.

272
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,809
Actually
there's no proof of that.

273
00:12:16,811 --> 00:12:19,545
You believe in your religion,
I'll believe in mine.

274
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,850
How's it going
in there?

275
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:24,852
Eh.

276
00:12:24,853 --> 00:12:27,720
Not really a great outfit
for work,

277
00:12:27,722 --> 00:12:32,258
unless something opens up in
the hookers and whores division.

278
00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:35,228
Hey, can I ask you something?
Sure.

279
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,997
Do I really force you
to do things you don't want to?

280
00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:39,932
Yeah, but it's okay.

281
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,167
How is it okay?

282
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,569
I promised myself,
if I ever got friends,

283
00:12:43,571 --> 00:12:45,805
I'd do whatever they said.

284
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,076
Really, I'm lucky you found me
before a cult did.

285
00:12:50,078 --> 00:12:52,912
Well, you know,
that was a long time ago.

286
00:12:52,914 --> 00:12:55,681
You're a different woman now.
You're smart,

287
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:58,384
you've got great friends,
you've got a boyfriend,

288
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:02,354
you're pretty, you have
zero fashion sense, but...

289
00:13:02,356 --> 00:13:04,824
Anyway, tonight we're gonna do
whatever you want.

290
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:05,858
Really?

291
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:08,127
Absolutely.
You name it, we're doing it.

292
00:13:08,929 --> 00:13:12,331
Basket weaving
at the craft museum.

293
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,068
Well, you named it.

294
00:13:19,806 --> 00:13:21,640
Oh, here's another one.

295
00:13:21,642 --> 00:13:25,611
I wish that the apple pancake
mix was on the top shelf

296
00:13:25,613 --> 00:13:27,312
because it starts with an "A,"

297
00:13:27,314 --> 00:13:29,114
but I don't put it there

298
00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:31,316
because I don't want you
breaking one of your little legs

299
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:33,752
when you're supposed
to be making my breakfast.

300
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:39,124
Is it my turn to talk
about the compromises I make?

301
00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:43,529
I wasn't done, but go ahead.

302
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:47,199
He said, compromising.

303
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,134
Because of you, I'm not allowed

304
00:13:49,136 --> 00:13:51,169
to adjust the temperature
in my own home.

305
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:52,638
I'm not allowed to whistle.

306
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,940
I don't wear shoes
that might squeak.

307
00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:57,609
Well, you're a physicist,
not a circus clown.

308
00:13:57,611 --> 00:14:02,014
Sheldon, do you realize I don't
live with the woman I love

309
00:14:02,016 --> 00:14:03,648
because of you?

310
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:05,984
No other reason. Just you.

311
00:14:05,986 --> 00:14:08,453
Is that true?
Yes, it's true. The last time

312
00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:09,855
I brought it up,
you had an emotional breakdown

313
00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:12,858
and got on a train and ran away.

314
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,626
Well, given my history
on the subject,

315
00:14:14,628 --> 00:14:17,496
it seems a little reckless
to bring it up now.

316
00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:21,800
You have no idea
how much you inconvenience

317
00:14:21,802 --> 00:14:23,435
the lives of everyone
around you.

318
00:14:23,437 --> 00:14:25,370
It's exhausting!

319
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:26,838
You know what?

320
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,840
You think you're so tolerant,

321
00:14:28,842 --> 00:14:30,809
but the truth is...

322
00:14:30,811 --> 00:14:32,877
you're mean to me a lot.

323
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,279
Yeah,
you think

324
00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:35,947
that I don't notice
all those sarcastic comments

325
00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:38,349
and those eye rolls,
but I do. Hmm?

326
00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:40,985
I have
excellent peripheral vision.

327
00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:46,224
On a good day,
I can see my ears.

328
00:14:47,226 --> 00:14:49,928
Sheldon, I-I'm sorry
if I hurt your feelings.

329
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,730
I've been holding a lot
of this in for a while.

330
00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:54,399
Well, I'm sorry, too.
And if you want

331
00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:57,068
to live with Penny,
then I think you should.

332
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,503
Do you mean that?

333
00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,872
Yes. Yeah, just put
on your squeaky shoes and...

334
00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:03,541
your way out of my life.

335
00:15:06,178 --> 00:15:08,179
Come on, don't get upset.

336
00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:10,314
I'm not upset.

337
00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:15,586
I'm just imagining a world
without my best friend in it.

338
00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:17,922
Sheldon.

339
00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:18,890
It's okay.

340
00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:21,726
I-I'm not leaving your world.

341
00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:24,562
I'm just talking
about living across the hall.

342
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:25,830
I understand.

343
00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:28,432
Either way,
I want you to know that...

344
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:30,568
I'm aware of how difficult
I can be.

345
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,203
So I just want
to say...

346
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:36,507
thank you
for putting up with me.

347
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:38,943
Buddy...

348
00:15:42,514 --> 00:15:43,848
How are you guys
getting alo...?

349
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:46,250
What? Why are
there tears?

350
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:47,885
Everything's fine.

351
00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:50,554
We just started talking
about living arrangements.

352
00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:54,291
Are you crazy? You know
he's a flight risk.

353
00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:58,162
That's exactly
what I told him.

354
00:15:58,164 --> 00:16:00,264
Sheldon, we know this
is a sensitive subject,

355
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,766
and Leonard's not gonna
move out until you're ready.

356
00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:07,738
Well, what if you did it
gradually?

357
00:16:08,606 --> 00:16:10,574
All right. Well...

358
00:16:10,576 --> 00:16:13,944
how about we start
with two nights a week

359
00:16:13,946 --> 00:16:15,412
I live with Penny?

360
00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:19,550
How about one night and...

361
00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:21,752
I let you whistle?

362
00:16:25,356 --> 00:16:27,157
Okay.

363
00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:29,126
When I'm not home.

364
00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:32,229
You got it.

365
00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:34,965
There we go,

366
00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:37,668
compromising again.

367
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,837
We really are the best.

368
00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:49,813
Here we go,

369
00:16:49,815 --> 00:16:51,448
my first
Hindu temple.

370
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,984
You see behind the
fountain, that tower

371
00:16:53,986 --> 00:16:55,785
that looks like a pyramid?

372
00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:57,788
It's called a Sikhara.
It symbolizes

373
00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,757
the-the connection between
the human and the divine.

374
00:17:00,759 --> 00:17:01,725
Huh.

375
00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:04,194
I always thought
it was mini golf.

376
00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:06,896
All right. Shall we?

377
00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:10,667
Yeah. Just, uh, is there
anything I should know

378
00:17:10,669 --> 00:17:11,968
before I go in?

379
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,169
Like what?

380
00:17:13,171 --> 00:17:15,939
Like am I dressed okay?

381
00:17:15,941 --> 00:17:18,007
Really? So every other place
you've been,

382
00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:20,243
you thought this was fine?

383
00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:23,146
I know you're under a lot
of pressure,

384
00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:24,447
so I'm gonna let that pass.

385
00:17:24,449 --> 00:17:26,316
Sorry. You're right.

386
00:17:26,318 --> 00:17:28,151
I'm so stressed.

387
00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:29,919
But you know what,

388
00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:32,121
whenever I walk
into that temple

389
00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:34,490
I realize that whatever happens,
it's okay.

390
00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:36,626
We're all part of
an immense pattern,

391
00:17:36,628 --> 00:17:39,529
and though we can't understand
it, we can be happy to know

392
00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:42,031
that it's-it's working its will
through us.

393
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:45,101
That's nice.

394
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,337
Whether you call it God
or the universe or the self,

395
00:17:47,339 --> 00:17:50,707
we're all interconnected,
and that's just a beautiful...

396
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:54,644
Son of a bitch!
That guy just dinged my car!

397
00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:57,747
S-Seriously?

398
00:17:57,749 --> 00:17:59,615
Y-You were
just gonna drive away?

399
00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:00,850
Like my life

400
00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:02,251
isn't hard enough right now.

401
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,921
A space probe
might be destroyed,

402
00:18:04,923 --> 00:18:06,923
my parents are going
through an awful divorce,

403
00:18:06,925 --> 00:18:10,459
the guy who cuts my dog's hair
just gave her bangs!

404
00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:12,528
Raj.

405
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,831
You saw her. She looks like
Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber!

406
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,534
Raj, you just
got a text.

407
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:20,970
The probe turned
on. It's fine.

408
00:18:21,738 --> 00:18:24,473
Oh, good.

409
00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:28,110
Namaste, Grandpa.

410
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,120
I thought
this was gonna be boring,

411
00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:39,722
but it's actually kind of fun.

412
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:43,759
Don't tell Amy that. We'll
be here every Sunday.

413
00:18:43,761 --> 00:18:46,428
Sheldon, that really is
an excellent basket.

414
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,197
It's not a basket.

415
00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:51,800
It's a soldier's helmet
from 16th century China.

416
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:56,705
Very nice.

417
00:18:56,707 --> 00:18:59,908
Yeah, it
looks great.

418
00:19:01,244 --> 00:19:04,413
I saw that.

419
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,952
Well, roomie,
it's only one night a week,

420
00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:19,054
but it's a start.

421
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:21,089
I know. I'm really
proud of Sheldon.

422
00:19:21,091 --> 00:19:22,957
Yeah, I'm proud of him, too.

423
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,659
Can you keep it
down? Some of us

424
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:25,959
are trying
to sleep out here.

425
00:19:28,302 --> 00:19:34,802
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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