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could you test these
noise-cancelling headphones?

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Yeah, sure.

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Okay.

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Go ahead.

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Hello, can you
hear me?

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Sheldon, I haven't changed
the filter

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in the water pitcher
in two years.

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Uh, Bernadette's nickname for
you is the virgin pi?a colada.

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Your George Lucas autograph
is really a "me" autograph.

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Yeah, well, once I was too lazy
to walk across the hall,

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so I used your toothbrush.

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Ooh, and one time
when you were asleep,

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Amy totally
took off her...

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And that's why
you're the best roommate ever.

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Aw...

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Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.

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So what do you need
the headphones for?

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Well, I've been
struggling for months

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to come up with
a theory of dark matter

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that doesn't
make protons decay.

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I'm hoping to
finally tackle it

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by optimizing my
work environment.

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See, I've got, uh, my tea is at
the perfect sipping temperature.

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Uh, I have fleece-lined
boxer shorts

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to keep my tushie toasty.

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And then, oh,
last but not least,

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this inspirational cat poster,

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improved with
the reassuring face

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of physics renegade
Richard Feynman.

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Is that why you had to take him
to Office Depot last night?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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There, the place is all yours.

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Yeah, have fun.

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Oh, I will...
nothing more fun

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than a paradigm-shifting
evening of science.

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And you thought it was
soaping me up in the shower.

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Bye.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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Proton decay.

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Proton decay.

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Proton decay.

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Proton decay.

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Proton decay.

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Proton decay.

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Hey, we're home.

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Any progress?

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How could there be?

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With these constant
interruptions.

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I love him, but if he's broken,
let's not get a new one.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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What are you doing?

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It's time to go.

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I'm not going to work today.

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And would you like
to know why?

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Ah, you're upset because you
spent the whole night working

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on dark matter
and didn't make a breakthrough,

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and now you're worried you made
a huge mistake switching fields,

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and you're gonna sit around
and sulk all day?

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Like a big old baby.

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Call me
if you need anything.

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I've been cooped up
in here too long.

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Maybe I need some fresh air.

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Penny?

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Penny?

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Penny?

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Ugh, what?

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You sounded in distress.

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I was worried something
unpleasant was happening to you.

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Like a murder.

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Or spontaneous coitus
with Leonard.

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Oh, I'm just doing
this awful workout.

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I hate it.

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Well, if you hate it,
then why are you doing it?

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Although I could ask
the same question

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about coitus with Leonard.

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I don't know... I guess
I like that I hate it.

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It makes me work harder.

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And to clarify...

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The exercise, Sheldon.

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Shouldn't you be getting
ready for work?

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I'm not going.

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Would you like to know why?

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Uh, you're sad about not getting
anything done last night,

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so you're gonna sit around
and pout about it?

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Boy, I'm not nearly as
mysterious as I think I am.

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I invented a game.

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You want to play?
Sure.

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It's called
"Emily or Cinnamon"

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I give you actual quotes
I've heard Raj say,

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and you guess if he was talking
to his girlfriend or his dog.

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Go ahead, make fun.

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You can't embarrass.

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I've got a beautiful
girlfriend

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and a dog who loves me so much
she drinks my bathwater.

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Okay, who was he talking to,
Emily or Cinnamon:

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"I want you to know,
the bed feels so lonely

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when you're not in it."

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I may not be liking
this game so much.

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Cinnamon.
Give me another one.

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Okay, Emily or Cinnamon:

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"Check it out,
I got us matching sweaters!"

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We all got the Christmas card...
Cinnamon.

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You know, a man can care deeply
about a woman and a pet.

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It's not strange.

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Ooh, Emily.

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I heard him say that
to Emily.

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Hey, I thought
you were staying home.

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Yeah, I was, but after
talking to Penny,

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I realized something.

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I... first, she's trying much
harder to stay attractive

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in this relationship
than you are.

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E'
And second...

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the reason I may not be
progressing in my research is

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I've created too pleasant
of an environment for myself.

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What do you me?

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According to a classic
psychological experiment

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by Yerkes and Dodson, in order
to maximize performance,

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one must create a state
of productive anxiety.

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So I'd like to ask you all
to do something for me.

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Keep me on my toes.

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Just throw me off my game.

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E-Essentially, go out of your
way to make my life miserable.

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Hold on.

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What's in it for us?

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Well, I suppose...
Okay, we'll do it!

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Done.

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33 seconds.

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Okay, that'll be
our baseline.

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You know, I don't
want to tell you

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how to do your job, but when
a mouse completes a maze,

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it gets a food pellet.

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It also gets its brain
plucked out with tweezers.

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And his last meal was
a food pellet?

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You're a monster.

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All right, next,
we're gonna introduce

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an anxiety-inducing stimulus,
measure your stress levels

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and see how it affects
your problem-solving rate.

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Very well.

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And good luck...
I'm a pretty laid-back guy.

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Ready?

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Begin.

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Why'd you pop it?

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I'm sorry, I was aiming
for your heart.

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Look, I know you
don't like it'

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but that's the point
of the experiment.

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I need to irritate you

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to find your optimal
anxiety zone.

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And you said no to
tickling, polka music

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or watching me
eat a banana.

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Who eats them
horizontally?

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My mother said that's
how good girls do it.

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Perhaps this was
a waste of time.

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Sheldon,

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you're a remarkable scientist.

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Just be patient... I'm sure
you'll find the breakthrough

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you've been looking for.

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Thank you.

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And if you only
do solid research

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instead of making
a groundbreaking discovery,

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what does it matter?

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"Only do solid research"?

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Uh... I come to you for help,
and you insult me?

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I thought the least that
you would do would be...

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Look, your anxiety levels
are right in the zone.

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Really?

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Oh, that's fantastic.

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N-Now, wait,
they're dropping.

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Why are they dropping?

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Because you're happy
they're elevated.

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Oh, that is infuriating!

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Ooh, look, they went
back up again.

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Terrific.

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Oh, no, they went
back down!

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All right, guys, what game
do you want to play?

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E'
Let's see.

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How about
"Emily or Cinnamon"

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You know what? I think
it's a little weird

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that you remember me
saying all these things.E'

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Maybe the truth is... you're
jealous of all my relationships.

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Oh, maybe I am.

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Who wouldn't want
to be the girl,

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or possibly dog,
to hear the words:

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"You're so lucky.

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You have the
shiniest hair".

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That is a tough one.

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Uh, I-I know he brushes
both of them.

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Gentlemen...
Yeah.

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I have figured out the perfect
way for you to irritate me.

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I'd like you to be my
intellectual sparring partners.

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From now on,
when I make an assertion,

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I need you to challenge it.

193
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So you just want us to disagree
with whatever you say?

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Yes.

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And you think that's going to help?
Yes.

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Well, I don't think
that's gonna help at all.

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Oh, no, it will.

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See, by keeping my mind engaged,
I'll become more focused.

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Howard's right...
that'll never work.

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Stop fighting me on the premise.

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It's scientifically valid.

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00:10:00,065 --> 00:10:01,664
I'm going to advance
propositions,

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00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:03,230
I just want you to challenge me.

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00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:06,097
I don't think that's
what you want at all.

205
00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:08,797
Why, of course it's what I want.

206
00:10:08,799 --> 00:10:11,330
Why would I say it's what I want
if it's not what I want?

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00:10:11,332 --> 00:10:14,564
Because it is what you want,
and it's not what you said.

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00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,063
I ask you for one simple thing,
and you can't even do it.

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00:10:19,065 --> 00:10:20,631
Yes, we can.
Yeah, well, then do it.

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00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,263
Nah.

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00:10:23,132 --> 00:10:25,063
You guys are the worst.

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00:10:27,299 --> 00:10:30,097
Thank you,
I think that was helpful.

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00:10:38,817 --> 00:10:41,682
So, whichever rep has
the best sales for the quarter

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00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,248
gets a trip for two to Hawaii.

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That would be so romantic
for you and Leonard.

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00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:48,181
Yeah, clearly you haven't
seen him on the beach

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walking around
with his metal detector.

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00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,715
If I were going to Hawaii,

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I'd spend all my time
at the Keck Observatory.

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Did you know that
the telescopes there have

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better resolution
than the Hubble?

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Really?

223
00:11:00,016 --> 00:11:02,081
Want to go to Hawaii?

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00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,048
Ladies?

225
00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,782
Ladies...

226
00:11:05,784 --> 00:11:07,515
Ladies?

227
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,048
Come in.

228
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,415
Ladies.

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00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:12,915
What's up?

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As you may know,
I've been experimenting

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with elevated anxiety levels,

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and I thought,

233
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what better way
to increase my discomfort

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than to subject myself
to an evening

235
00:11:21,884 --> 00:11:24,448
of tasteless
uncensored crotch talk?

236
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:30,081
What exactly do you think
goes on here?

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00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,682
Well...

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conversations that you wouldn't
be comfortable having

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in front of the opposite sex.

240
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:36,815
You know, who has
the best cervix.

241
00:11:38,483 --> 00:11:41,048
Which sanitary napkin
is all the rage right now.

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00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:44,582
Men's buttocks, and how you want
to pat and squeeze them.

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00:11:46,217 --> 00:11:48,648
We were talking
about Penny's job.

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And how difficult it is to do

245
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,648
when she's bloated,
cranky and crampy?

246
00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:54,748
Continue.

247
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,515
Sheldon, we are just people.

248
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,715
We talk about the same things
you guys talk about.

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00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:03,481
You talk about
if werewolves can swim?

250
00:12:03,483 --> 00:12:05,148
See, Leonard says yes,

251
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:07,849
but I say it depends on
if the human could swim

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00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:08,815
before he was bitten.

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00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:10,481
What do you think?

254
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:14,348
Let's just talk
about our periods.

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00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:15,948
No, hold on.

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00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,948
All canines instinctively know
how to swim.

257
00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:21,648
Why wouldn't a werewolf have
the same abilities?

258
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:24,315
Well, they're not
a hundred percent wolf.

259
00:12:24,317 --> 00:12:27,081
They're a werewolf...
that's only part wolf.

260
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,181
It's like comparing
apples to oranges.

261
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,981
Thank you.

262
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,682
Oh, and technically, it's apples
that turn into were-oranges

263
00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:35,381
when the moon is full.

264
00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,715
Hey, this is fun.

265
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,815
We should do it sometime
when you aren't all PMS'ing.

266
00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:42,381
Bye.

267
00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:52,415
What is going on?

268
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,682
Oh.

269
00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:56,348
Uh, I need to keep my anxiety
at the right level,

270
00:12:56,350 --> 00:13:00,114
so I'm using Darth Vader,
the Joker, and Godzilla's roar

271
00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:01,881
to keep me in that sweet spot.

272
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,315
Uh, I tried including
Taylor Swift in the mix,

273
00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:08,515
but turns out I love her.

274
00:13:10,817 --> 00:13:13,515
Well, at least listen to it
through headphones.

275
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,515
I'm trying to sleep.
Good night.

276
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,048
Boy!

277
00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:22,548
Taylor was right... haters gonna
hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

278
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,381
You've been working
so much lately,

279
00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:30,448
I'm glad you didn't forget
about date night.

280
00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:31,981
Of course.

281
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,249
Sheldon.

282
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,815
Yeah.

283
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,715
Maybe you want to put the
notebook away and talk to me.

284
00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,748
I can do both.

285
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,415
No, my brain is working
at optimal capacity.

286
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:46,448
No, I can have
a conversation with you

287
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:50,582
and solve the dark matter proton
decay problem at the same time.

288
00:13:51,684 --> 00:13:53,048
Fine.
How was your day?

289
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:54,548
Oh, you said it.

290
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,381
Sheldon.

291
00:13:58,383 --> 00:14:00,048
Sheldon, I'm
worried about you.

292
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,782
You're not eating,

293
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,782
you haven't
slept in days,

294
00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:06,548
and, to be honest, that
cap is starting to smell.

295
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,348
I know.

296
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,048
It's replaced Godzilla as
my principle source of anxiety.

297
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,715
Okay, so it's one vote Emily,
one vote Cinnamon.

298
00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:21,814
Penny, you're
the tiebreaker.

299
00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:26,248
Say the quote again.

300
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:30,548
"It's just so perfect
that we're both Libras."

301
00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:37,981
Wow, this is hard.

302
00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:39,014
I'm gonna say
Cinnamon.

303
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,114
Yes! Yes!
Come on!

304
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,148
That was the last one,
I promise.

305
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,381
We won't play anymore.

306
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:46,814
Thank you.

307
00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:49,048
'Cause if she ever found out,
it would hurt her feelings.

308
00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,881
Emily's feelings?

309
00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,748
Yes, Emily.

310
00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:55,715
Nice! - Yay!
Good job!

311
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,148
Whatever.
Where's Sheldon?

312
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,381
Date night.

313
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,081
Mmm, that can't be
much fun for Amy.

314
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,582
You know, at work today,
he tried his first Red Bull.

315
00:15:04,584 --> 00:15:05,615
What happened?

316
00:15:05,617 --> 00:15:06,948
He chased a squirrel

317
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,948
around the quad
for a while and...

318
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:12,081
then threw up in my car.

319
00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:16,215
Don't you think you should
make him stop all this?

320
00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,648
I don't know... he's not
really hurting anybody.

321
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:22,715
You didn't have to scoop vomit
out of your glove compartment.

322
00:15:22,717 --> 00:15:24,481
He is getting
a lot of work done.

323
00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:27,215
He had a pretty interesting
take on proton decay.

324
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,881
Wow, if he cracks that,
it's a game changer, guys.

325
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,914
It'll completely redefine
our understanding

326
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:34,582
of the physical universe.

327
00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:38,315
Hmm, it would.

328
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:40,881
Okay, back to
"Emily or Cinnamon"

329
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:46,814
"How can such a little girl
eat such a big steak"

330
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,515
Sheldon,

331
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,348
I want you to take
that cap off.

332
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:58,381
That nagging tone is
helping my anxiety, yeah.

333
00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:00,714
But if you could maybe just go
ten percent less shrill,

334
00:16:00,716 --> 00:16:03,348
that'd really put the zip-a-Dee
in my doo-dah.

335
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,881
I'm sorry, but
you know we agreed

336
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,615
not to bring work
to date night.

337
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:10,048
There you go, perfect.

338
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,014
Sheldon, stop it,
I'm not kidding.

339
00:16:12,016 --> 00:16:14,848
Take the cap off, and
put the notebook away.

340
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:18,548
But after months of struggling,
I'm finally making progress.

341
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:21,448
You don't need to drive yourself
crazy in order to be productive.

342
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,381
Or do I, hmm?

343
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,747
Sir Isaac Newton wrote
his Principia

344
00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:28,381
while convinced he was
an armadillo.

345
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:29,747
That's not true.

346
00:16:29,749 --> 00:16:31,415
Yeah, well, maybe it is,
maybe it isn't.

347
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:33,281
I have been
hallucinating lately.

348
00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:37,215
Sheldon, this has to stop.

349
00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:39,747
You need to get some sleep
and take care of yourself.

350
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,582
Amy, I have gotten more done
in the last few days

351
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,914
than I have since I made
the switch to dark matter.

352
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,281
What if I stop doing this,
and it all goes away?

353
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:52,014
Your thoughts and ideas come
from you, not from your anxiety.

354
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,281
Hmm, perhaps.

355
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,948
But I'm not taking
the cap off.

356
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,881
It's one thing to make
yourself miserable,

357
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,248
but you're making everyone
around you miserable, too.

358
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,948
Now, I'm telling you for the
last time... take the cap off.

359
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,582
Oh!

360
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:06,914
Really?

361
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,548
What if I don't?

362
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:11,914
And before you answer that,
can I have my dessert?

363
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,582
And then she
threw me out.

364
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,614
Me, her very
own boyfriend.

365
00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:23,315
When all I've done is try
to help humanity reach

366
00:17:23,317 --> 00:17:26,515
a more profound understanding
of the world we live in.

367
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,014
Yeah, well, women...

368
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,881
what are you gonna do?

369
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:38,148
I knew you'd understand,
Armadillo Isaac Newton.

370
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,248
Okay...

371
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,581
Here we are.

372
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,548
Hey.

373
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,381
What are you trying to pull?

374
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:54,714
The president of
science isn't in here.

375
00:17:54,716 --> 00:17:57,614
You lie down, he'll be here
in a minute.

376
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,548
Okay.

377
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,714
Hey, I thought you were
trying to trick me.

378
00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:07,448
Now, you just
get comfortable.

379
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:10,114
No, no, comfort is the enemy.

380
00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:11,415
You know what's comfortable?

381
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:15,148
Slippers and blankets
and panda bears.

382
00:18:16,383 --> 00:18:20,547
Imagine a panda bear with
Richard Feynman's face on it.

383
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:25,048
Warm up the car, Leonard,
it's poster time.

384
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,681
Maybe in the morning.

385
00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:28,114
Yeah, you get
some sleep.

386
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:30,581
No, I don't want to go
to sleep... you can't make me.

387
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,048
You're right, we can't.

388
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,315
Yeah, darn straight, you can't.

389
00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:34,848
Try to tell a grown man
to go to sleep...

390
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:44,547
That's not gonna work.

391
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:57,315
You know, he can be
a lot of trouble,

392
00:18:57,317 --> 00:19:00,348
but when I see him lying
here asleep like this,

393
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,981
I just think...

394
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:06,215
how easy it would be to
hold a pillow over his face.

395
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,253
Wow, you look like
you got some rest.

396
00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,220
Oh, I'm feeling
much better.

397
00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:21,586
And I've also been
continuing to make progress

398
00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:24,420
without artificially
raising my anxiety levels.

399
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:27,086
I turned on the heat in my car
and some vomit came out,

400
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:28,454
so my levels...
right up there.

401
00:19:28,456 --> 00:19:30,420
Hey, guys.

402
00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:31,820
Mind if Emily
joins us for lunch?

403
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,120
Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem.
Of course not.

404
00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:36,053
So I hear you guys have been
playing a little game.

405
00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:39,287
Well, um, we were
just kidding around.

406
00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,986
Well, you may think it's funny
that Raj is sweet and sensitive,

407
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:44,153
but I think it's sexy.

408
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,020
Ugh, why is there dog hair
in your mouth?

409
00:19:54,159 --> 00:20:00,652
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