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Yeah, I listen
to what you say.

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You're building
a particle detector

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using superfluid helium.

4
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You know, when you
talk like that,

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I want to take you
right here on this table.

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And you know
from past experience

7
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this table cannot support
both our weight.

8
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So, how's
the detector going?

9
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Well, it's tricky working
with superfluids.

10
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Whatever container
you put them in,

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they kind of
creep up the sides

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and crawl out
all on their own.

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Kind of like
Sheldon's ant farm.

14
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Exactly, except you don't have
a lunatic running around,

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yelling, "I fed you sugar water,
why are you biting me?"

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Come on, this is boring... you
really want to talk about this?

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No, I do.

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I-I didn't write
"superfluid helium"

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on this napkin for nothing.

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Okay, well...

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This is cool.

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Uh, there's a thing called
"superfluid vacuum theory",

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where empty space is
imagined as a superfluid

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with all of
its qualities...

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viscosity, density,
surface tension...

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Hey, if you're pausing
for dramatic effect,

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I'd keep it moving.

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No, no.

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People don't talk
about surface tension.

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If you imagine our
three-space as the surface

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of an N-dimensional
superfluid bubble...

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This... is exciting.

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This is really exciting.

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I have to go
find Sheldon.

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Okay, well,
if you find him,

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use the kitchen island...

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that coffee table will not
support both of you.

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Which means a spherical
multidimensional superfluid

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shows the same negative-energy
density as space-time.

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So what do you think? What do
you think? So what do you think?

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Hmm...

42
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What? Is it wrong?

43
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Have you seen it somewhere else?

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Hmm...

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I know this isn't my area,

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and I could never
do the math like you can,

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but could this be something...?

48
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Well...

49
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You could have set Newton's
gravitational constant to one.

50
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And, ugh, the whole thing reeks
of blueberry.

51
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You know I can't stand
these scented markers.

52
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No one told you to taste them.

53
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Come on, is-is this
good or not?

54
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It's good.

55
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Really?
I like it.

56
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I think you're on to something.

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You do? You're not
messing with me?

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Not at all.

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In fact,
I have got something

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for just such
an occasion.

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I was starting to think

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I might never get a chance
to give it to you.

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Good job.

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You're giving me a sticker?

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Not just a sticker.

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That is a sticker of a kitty
saying, "Me-wow!"

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I'm not a preschooler.

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Fine, I'll take it back.

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I earned this!
Back off!

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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You're still awake?

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For a man whose
last observation was

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our universe may be the surface

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of a multidimensional
supercooled liquid,

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"you're still awake" seems
like quite the sophomore slump.

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You worked out
all the math.

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Oh, I did more
than work out all the math.

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I wrote a paper.

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You wrote a paper
on my idea?

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I wrote a paper
on our idea.

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When did my idea
become our idea?

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When I mixed it with
Sheldony goodness

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and cooked it in the
Easy-Bake Oven of my mind.

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This is good.

85
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Our idea is really good.

86
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Well, the lightbulb in this
oven is ridiculously bright.

87
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You know, if no one's
thought of this, yet,

88
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this could be a big deal.

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Only way we'll
know for sure is

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if we post it online to
the pre-print server.

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I have it ready to go, but I
wasn't gonna do it without you.

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Wow, it's all
happening so fast.

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Should we just sleep on it?

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We could, but we
always run the risk

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of someone else beating
us to the punch.

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You're sure it's good?

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My name is right on
there with yours.

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That is a surefire
mark of quality.

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That might as well say
"Directed by Joss Whedon".

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Okay, partner, let's do it.

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Come on.

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Click the
mouse with me.

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One...

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two...

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three...

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Click.

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Well, we did it.

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Yes, we did,
my friend.

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Is your tongue blue?

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I don't want to
talk about it.

111
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Okay, movie night...
what do you want to watch?

112
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Whatever happened
to that ape movie you were in?

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Oh, God.

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Probably nothing.

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I think I saw the director
twirling a sign

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outside the Verizon store.

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Search for it.

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Wha... no.

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No! Why?

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'Cause it would be
fun to watch.

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It would be humiliating.

122
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Well, now we have
two reasons.

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They have it.

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Please,
can we watch it?

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Please?

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Fine, but I'm telling you...
it's terrible.

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Have you even seen it?
No.

128
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Well, maybe it turned out
better than you think.

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Bananas,
get your fresh bananas.

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It really didn't.

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Sheldon, this is
superfluid helium.

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Put this in
your mouth,

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your tongue will
freeze and break off.

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Does it smell like blueberries?

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No.

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Then we're probably okay.

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Hey, your paper
got mentioned

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on the Quantum Diaries
physics blog.

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Really?

140
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Wh-What'd they say?

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Uh, it's basically
a summary of the theory,

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but there's a bunch of positive
comments on the message board.

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Let me see,
let me see.

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One calls it "insightful
and innovative".

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We're insightful
and innovative.

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Ooh, nice to meet you,
Mr. Insightful.

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Oh, the pleasure is mine,
Mr. Innovative.

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Uh, another one says,
"The concept shows

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some real out-of-the-box
thinking".

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Do you hear that,
Mr. Out-Of-The?

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I do, indeed,
Mr. Box-Thinking.

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How are you today,

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Mr. Can-You-Believe-
These-Jack-Asses?

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Just dandy, Mr...

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I-Wish-I-Was-
Better-At-Improv.

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Read another one.
Okay, okay. Uh...

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"The analogy
between space-time

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and a supercooled fluid is
either meaningless or... false".

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"I wish this blog would
devote itself to real science

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"instead of wasting
our time with crackpot,

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wannabe theoreticians
in a rush to publish".

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Who wrote that?

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It's anonymous,

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and user name
"General Relativity."

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Well... I'm responding to it.

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Uh, don't lower yourself
to their level.

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Look, I am simply

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going to defend our work,
scientist to scientist.

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And failing that,

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suggest that his mother enjoys
a string

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of both human
and non-human lovers.

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Sheldon, my name's
on that paper, too.

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There's no upside to doing this.

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He just left another comment.

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What does it say?

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"Upon review, I've
changed my mind about

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"the Cooper-Hofstadter
hypothesis

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"that space-time is like
a superfluid. In fact,

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"it's inspired me to come up
with my own theory.

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"Maybe space-time is like
two clowns

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"with their heads in a bucket,

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much like Cooper
and Hofstadter."

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Can I respond now?

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Do it.

185
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You mess with the bull,
you get the horns.

186
00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:06,435
I'm about to show this guy
just how horny I can be.

187
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Somebody else do it.

188
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Doctor, please help me.

189
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I think I might be turning
into a killer gorilla.

190
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Why do you think you're turning
into a killer gorilla

191
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and not just a regular gorilla?

192
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Because regular gorillas
are vegetarians,

193
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and I just bit the fingers
off your receptionist!

194
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Okay, we've seen plenty.
No!

195
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Give me the remote.

196
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Careful. She'll bite
your fingers off.

197
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Okay, well, I've been
poking around the internet,

198
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and I think I found something
we'll enjoy watching even more.

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What is it?

200
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Oh, just a video

201
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,911
of Bernadette
in a beauty pageant.

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What?

203
00:08:50,014 --> 00:08:51,614
Okay, I learned my lesson.

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Making fun of people is wrong!

205
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I haven't learned
my lesson.

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Play it! Play it!

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00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:07,563
Hi. I'm Bernadette Maryann
Rostenkowski

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00:09:07,565 --> 00:09:11,100
from Yorba Linda, California.

209
00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:16,372
You look like
a talking cupcake!

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00:09:16,374 --> 00:09:17,773
And you should pick me

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00:09:17,775 --> 00:09:20,809
for Miss California Quiznos
1999, because I want to...

212
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,012
Tell you what I want,
what I really really want

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00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:24,880
I'll tell you what I want,
what I really really want

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00:09:24,882 --> 00:09:27,049
I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna, I wanna

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Really, really, really be
Miss California Quiznos 1999!

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00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:38,227
Play it again!
Play it again!

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00:09:48,294 --> 00:09:50,930
Did he respond yet?

218
00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,089
Hmm. No, not yet.

219
00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,422
Well,

220
00:09:53,424 --> 00:09:55,091
maybe we shouldn't have sunk
to his level.

221
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It wasn't that bad.

222
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Read it back one more time.

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"My good sir, we are neither
crackpots nor wannabes.

224
00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:06,402
"In fact, we are
experts in our fields.

225
00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:08,704
"And while you hide
behind your anonymity,

226
00:10:08,706 --> 00:10:10,740
"we stand behind our paper.

227
00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:13,142
And later tonight, your mother".

228
00:10:16,513 --> 00:10:18,614
And you don't think
that's too rough?

229
00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:21,217
We're just standing behind her.

230
00:10:21,219 --> 00:10:24,286
It's not like we're gonna say
"boo" and scare her.

231
00:10:26,957 --> 00:10:29,725
How could you not tell us
you were in beauty pageants?

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00:10:29,727 --> 00:10:31,527
'Cause it's
embarrassing.

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00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:34,130
It is; it truly is.

234
00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:36,799
Yeah, well...

235
00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:39,502
Amy writes Little House
on the Prairie fan fiction

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00:10:39,504 --> 00:10:42,038
about herself
and posts it on the Internet.

237
00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:46,575
No!

238
00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:49,779
Why? What did I do?

239
00:10:49,781 --> 00:10:52,014
Sorry, I had to get
the spotlight off me,

240
00:10:52,016 --> 00:10:54,784
and tearing down other women
is part of my pageant training.

241
00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:57,486
Okay. We are
reading that right now.

242
00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:58,554
No, please don't.

243
00:10:58,556 --> 00:11:00,723
We got embarrassed
tonight. Come on.

244
00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:01,891
But it's personal.

245
00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:03,592
Why? Is it about you
and Sheldon?

246
00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:05,327
No.

247
00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:08,130
Oh, my God, it's
about her and Sheldon.

248
00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,832
It's not about me and Sheldon.

249
00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:13,836
It's about a young woman
in the 1800s named Amelia...

250
00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:16,205
and the time-traveling physicist
named Cooper

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00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:18,307
she falls in love with.

252
00:11:18,309 --> 00:11:20,309
Please show us?
Please?

253
00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:22,478
No.
You know I'm gonna read it either way.

254
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,380
Good luck finding it.

255
00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:27,483
Amelia and...

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00:11:27,485 --> 00:11:29,151
the time-trav...

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00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:31,721
Found it!

258
00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,823
"It was just past dawn
on the prairie,

259
00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:35,324
"and like every morning,

260
00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:37,226
"Amelia prepared
to do her chores.

261
00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:40,229
Except something about
this morning felt different."

262
00:11:40,231 --> 00:11:41,697
Why?

263
00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:46,569
Why did it
feel different?

264
00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:50,639
"Maybe it was the first whisper
of winter in the air,

265
00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:53,008
"or maybe it was
the unconscious handsome man

266
00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,010
"with porcelain skin
and curious clothing

267
00:11:55,012 --> 00:11:57,813
"she was about to discover
lying in the field.

268
00:11:57,815 --> 00:11:59,415
"A man who would
open her mind

269
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,950
"to new possibilities

270
00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:04,053
and her body to new feelings."

271
00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:13,562
You know, there was a time when
I was alone and had no friends.

272
00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:15,865
I'm starting to miss that.

273
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:19,969
He still hasn't responded.

274
00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:21,604
What's taking him so long?

275
00:12:21,606 --> 00:12:23,739
Do you really want
him to write back?

276
00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:25,941
Yeah, I do.
No matter how he responds,

277
00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:30,212
I am going to destroy him
with a picture of a bored cat

278
00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:32,982
saying, "Oh, really?"

279
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,188
Me-wow.

280
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,391
What are you doing?

281
00:12:42,393 --> 00:12:45,294
I've, uh, created some
other user accounts

282
00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:48,197
so I can post positive
comments about their paper.

283
00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:51,066
"This wee li'l bairn
of a theory

284
00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:53,068
nearly blew my kilt off"?

285
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:56,238
No. You have to read it
how Dr. Angus McDoogal

286
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,808
of the University
of Edinburgh would.

287
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,010
"This wee li'l bairn of a theory

288
00:13:01,012 --> 00:13:03,646
nearly blew me kilt off."

289
00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,449
He wrote back!

290
00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:11,420
"Cooper and Hofstadter resorting
to juvenile attempts at humor

291
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:14,723
"is proof they have nothing to
back up their ridiculous paper.

292
00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:16,292
"It should come
as no surprise

293
00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:20,129
"given they work at Cal Tech,
essentially a technical school,

294
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:23,699
where even the physicists
are basically engineers."

295
00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:25,968
"Engineers"!

296
00:13:27,504 --> 00:13:30,506
Do you know
how insulting that is?

297
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,341
Yes.

298
00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:35,077
Guys, this person's
just going out of their way

299
00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,912
to get a rise out of you.

300
00:13:36,914 --> 00:13:39,181
Yeah, but it's still so aggravating.
Yeah, well,

301
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:41,116
all the other comments
said really nice things.

302
00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:42,885
Focus on those.
Yeah.

303
00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:45,187
Dr. Dmitri Plancovik

304
00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:47,122
of Moscow
University said,

305
00:13:47,124 --> 00:13:49,091
"Dis paper great.

306
00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:51,994
I love it more
than 'wodka.".

307
00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,631
See? Better
with the accent.

308
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:56,966
And...

309
00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,234
send.

310
00:13:58,236 --> 00:13:59,702
What did you write?

311
00:13:59,704 --> 00:14:01,103
I'm done hiding from bullies.

312
00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:03,005
I'm taking this
into the real world.

313
00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:05,241
What does that mean?
I told him we'll meet him

314
00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:07,109
face-to-face anytime, anywhere.

315
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:09,144
Are you crazy?
You don't know who this person is.

316
00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:10,212
Delete that!
Come on, Sheldon!

317
00:14:10,214 --> 00:14:11,347
Oh, okay,

318
00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:13,549
okay, calm down.

319
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:17,186
It's him!

320
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,488
He's trying to video chat.

321
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:26,695
Perhaps I shouldn't have
taken this into the real world.

322
00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:28,831
Oh, really?

323
00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:33,435
"'Time travel?
I don't understand,'

324
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,437
"said Amelia.
Cooper stared at her.

325
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:39,575
'Which rd don't you
understand, time or travel?'"

326
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:43,445
Wow, even in your fantasies
Sheldon's kind of exhausting.

327
00:14:44,347 --> 00:14:46,482
He's like that
in the beginning,

328
00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:47,883
so she can change him.

329
00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:49,485
It's called good writing.

330
00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:52,488
And wishful thinking.

331
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:53,989
"It stung Amelia

332
00:14:53,991 --> 00:14:55,758
"when he spoke to her this way.

333
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,192
"In her little
one-room schoolhouse,

334
00:14:57,194 --> 00:14:58,961
"she was always
the smartest student,

335
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,629
"regularly besting the boys
in her class,

336
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:02,898
"but this was no boy
in front of her...

337
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,133
"this was a man.

338
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:06,035
Here we go.

339
00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:07,536
"Cooper told Amelia

340
00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:09,204
"about all the strange
and incredible things

341
00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:10,706
"the future would hold,
like computers

342
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,241
"and living past 30.

343
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,376
"He asked her
if she had any questions.

344
00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,978
"All she longed to ask was

345
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,314
"if his heart was beating
as fast as hers,

346
00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:19,481
"but she was too afraid

347
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,849
to hear the answer."

348
00:15:20,851 --> 00:15:22,251
Oh, Amelia.

349
00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,286
"So instead she asked if,
in the future,

350
00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:27,890
Montana ever became a state."

351
00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:34,897
In the 1800s
that was considered flirting.

352
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:39,335
I'm so sick of people
being mean on the Internet.

353
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:41,870
Well, I think the anonymity
makes everyone feel like

354
00:15:41,872 --> 00:15:44,773
they can say things
they'd never say to your face.

355
00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:46,542
Interesting.

356
00:15:46,544 --> 00:15:48,577
I can't think of a single thing

357
00:15:48,579 --> 00:15:51,380
I wouldn't say
to someone's face.

358
00:15:51,382 --> 00:15:54,850
Never noticed that about you.

359
00:15:55,952 --> 00:15:59,321
You know what? A-At least
you guys did something.

360
00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:01,390
You know, you-you had a theory,

361
00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:02,758
you wrote a paper,

362
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,660
you made
an actual contribution.

363
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,397
All guys like this do is just
stand on other people's work.

364
00:16:09,232 --> 00:16:11,767
He's right.

365
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,037
I say we call this person back.

366
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,573
We've got no reason to hide.

367
00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:21,210
All right, do it.
Call him.

368
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:23,946
Let's find out what this loser's
ever accomplished.

369
00:16:27,484 --> 00:16:29,685
Click it with me.

370
00:16:30,754 --> 00:16:32,254
One, two, three...

371
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:33,722
Click.
click.

372
00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:38,293
Well, hello there.

373
00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,863
Professor Hawking?

374
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:44,733
Oh, brother, you should see
the look on your faces.

375
00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,971
You really
didn't like our paper?

376
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,673
I like your paper very much.

377
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,909
The premise is intriguing.

378
00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:57,346
Then why are you
attacking us?

379
00:16:57,348 --> 00:17:00,115
If you were sitting in a chair
for 40 years,

380
00:17:00,117 --> 00:17:02,151
you'd get bored, too.

381
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,287
Anyway,

382
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:06,655
got to go.

383
00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:10,659
I promised to help the neighbor
kid with his math homework.

384
00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:13,462
Ciao.

385
00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:19,134
Stephen Hawking
liked our paper.

386
00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:23,272
Said the premise
is intriguing.

387
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,174
Good to see you again,

388
00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:28,343
Mr. Stephen-Hawking-
Liked-Our-Paper.

389
00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:33,749
And you as well,
Mr. Our-Premise-Is-Intriguing.

390
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:37,686
How do you do, Mr. I'll-
Admit-That's-Pretty-Cool?

391
00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:42,124
Yeah, you keep
setting me up for failure.

392
00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:45,928
"With a heavy heart,

393
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,197
"Amelia stood before
the newly repaired time machine.

394
00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:50,732
She regretted giving Cooper
the part he needed."

395
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,503
Because she wanted him
to give her the part she needed.

396
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,673
Okay, that's enough.
What?

397
00:17:57,675 --> 00:18:00,375
No! I really want to know
what happens... and Bernadette

398
00:18:00,377 --> 00:18:03,378
really, really, really wants
to know what happens.

399
00:18:04,681 --> 00:18:06,648
You're just making fun of me.

400
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,383
I was just kidding.
I'm sorry.

401
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,052
And the story's
really good!

402
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,820
No, it is!
Does he stay?

403
00:18:11,822 --> 00:18:15,824
Do they kiss?
Does she find out about Montana?

404
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:17,759
Please?

405
00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:19,361
Fine.

406
00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,799
"As Cooper prepared to depart,

407
00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:26,401
"tears filled Amelia's eyes.

408
00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:30,105
"He took her hand in his
and said, 'I can't stay,

409
00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:32,141
"but I will never forget you.'

410
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:35,144
"He brushed his fingers
against her cheek,

411
00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,779
"then quickly stepped
into the machine.

412
00:18:37,781 --> 00:18:40,048
"'Please don't go,'
she whispered.

413
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,050
"But it was too late.

414
00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:44,119
"The engine hummed to life.

415
00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:46,221
But they didn't even kiss.

416
00:18:46,223 --> 00:18:47,890
"She turned away,

417
00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,591
"wiping her eyes.

418
00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:51,160
"She couldn't bear to watch

419
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:54,363
"her one chance at true love
disappear forever.

420
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:57,766
"Then... she felt a strong
hand on her shoulder

421
00:18:57,768 --> 00:18:59,067
"spin her around.

422
00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:00,469
"It was Cooper.

423
00:19:01,472 --> 00:19:04,039
Yes!

424
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,375
"'What about the future?'
asked Amelia.

425
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:10,479
"He looked deeply into her eyes
and whispered,

426
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:12,915
"'There is no future
without you.'

427
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,184
"He pulled her in close.

428
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:18,020
"She began to
tremble all over.

429
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:20,389
She felt his warm breath..."

430
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,057
You will not believe
what Stephen Hawking just said.

431
00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:23,926
- Get out!
- Not now!

432
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:41,433
Is the water warm enough?

433
00:19:41,436 --> 00:19:45,238
Given the fact that you took
the time to build a wood fire,

434
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,640
draw the water from
the well and heat it,

435
00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:49,575
it would be rude
to complain.

436
00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:55,181
But since you asked,
it's a little nippy.

437
00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:57,183
I can fix that.

438
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:06,659
I couldn't help but notice
your unusual undergarments.

439
00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:08,828
They're not undergarments.

440
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,830
They're Underoos.

441
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,667
Where I come from,
they're known as

442
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:17,303
"underwear that's fun to wear."

443
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:21,908
And what's the significance
of the spider?

444
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,610
Oh, that represents
Spider-Man.

445
00:20:24,612 --> 00:20:27,847
He does whatever
a spider can.

446
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:32,919
There's a lot of rhyming
in the future, isn't there?

447
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:34,587
You're right.

448
00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:36,923
This is even weirder
than I thought.

449
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:39,091
You want me to
stop reading?

450
00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:40,726
Are you kidding?
No, no.

451
00:20:41,795 --> 00:20:45,398
"As he stood for
Amelia to dry him..."

452
00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:52,371
So, tell me, Cooper...

453
00:20:52,373 --> 00:20:57,109
are the ways of physical love
different in the future?

454
00:20:57,111 --> 00:20:58,578
Yeah, okay, I'm good.

455
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:07,345
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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