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How many Edisons does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

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How many?

3
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Who cares?
He stole the idea

4
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and doesn't deserve
his own joke.

5
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Is that really true?

6
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Of course, that's how you know
it's a good joke.

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It not only entertains,
it informs.

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Hey, sorry
to interrupt.

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Uh, Barry,

10
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uh, how many Edisons does it
take to screw in a light bulb?

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Did you know Edison didn't
actually invent the light bulb?

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What do you want,
Barry?

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Just wanted to drop this off
as a little thank you for Amy.

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What's this for?

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Your idea really
helped me out.

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My light-cone quantization
paper's online already.

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The response
has been amazing.

18
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Well, that's
fascinating.

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I can't wait to read it.

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Oh, no, me as well.

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Uh, please e-mail it
to Sheldon@Bazinga.biz.

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Why "dot-biz"?

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Because I just gave
you the business.

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And also Bazinga.com
was taken.

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Anyway, thanks again.

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Cooper, suck eggs.

27
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Since when do you help out
Barry Kripke?

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Well, I'd been thinking about
a cellular automata approach

29
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to neuronal connectivity,

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and I thought it might have
some interesting applications

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to string theory...
it's not a big deal.

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Oh, really?

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When I was doing string theory
and hit a dead end,

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why didn't you try to help me?

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I did... you said the only
math biologists know is

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if you have three frogs
and one hops away,

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that leaves two frogs.

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That's pretty funny,
that does sound like me.

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But that doesn't mean

40
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that you should be
standing on street corners

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handing out your math
to whatever guy comes along.

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Sheldon, we're all scientists.

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I helped out
a fellow colleague.

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You're being petty.

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I'm being petty?

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You know Barry and I
have a professional rivalry.

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You heard him...
he told me to suck eggs.

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If we were friends,
he would have suggested

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I suck something
more pleasant.

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Why are you laughing?

51
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Did you learn
something?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Okay, Ma.

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Say hi to Aunt Gladys.

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Yeah, I love you,
too.

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Bye.

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Your mom having fun in Florida?

58
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Mmm, she loves it.

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She finally found a place
where everyone talks about

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how sweaty they are.

61
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Anyway, she wants us
to go to the house

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and check in on Stuart
because he might be "lonely."

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She's just being nice.

64
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Well, I'm her son, how come
she doesn't send someone

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to check on me if I'm lonely?

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Because you have a wife.

67
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Yeah, well, sometimes
you work late.

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I know you don't like
Stuart being in the house,

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but the store's
about to reopen,

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I'm sure he'll get
back on his feet.

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That would be great.

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I'd love for things between me
and Mom to get back to normal.

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Well, normal's a
strong word, but sure.

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Hey.
Hello.

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You okay?

76
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If I was okay,
I would've said "hello"

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and not the much more
ominous "hello."

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What's going on?

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I'm mad at Amy.

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Did she leave pit stains
in your favorite crop top, too?

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No.

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She helped Barry Kripke make
an advancement in string theory.

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Oh, that sounds
like a good thing.

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Well, it would be,
except that I left string theory

85
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because I decided
it was a dead end.

86
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Yeah, and then she went
behind my back

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to help someone else
prove me wrong.

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My rival, no less.

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I'm sorry you had to see that.

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I'm sorry I didn't have
a camera.

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Why would she
do this to me?

92
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Well, I'm sure she didn't
upset you on purpose.

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Besides, aren't you
the one who says

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there's nothing more important
than the advancement of science?

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No, I said there's
nothing more important

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than me advancing science.

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All right, well, if I'm
understanding this right,

98
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and all she did was help
out another scientist,

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I'm thinking you might
have to let this one go.

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Ugh, "let it go."

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I have heard that
my whole life.

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Every time something upsets me
somebody says, "let it go,"

103
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you know,
like it's my fault,

104
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and it's not okay
to feel the way I feel.

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I don't know
what to tell you.

106
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I mean, why don't
you talk to her?

107
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Is that all you have?

108
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Shopworn tidbits like
"talk to her" and "let it go"?

109
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Gee, Penny,
life's giving me lemons.

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What should I do?

111
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Well, you could shove
them somewhere.

112
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Okay, now you're
getting creative.

113
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Thanks again
for your help.

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No problem.
Our pleasure.

115
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The place really
looks great.

116
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Yeah, you should have
burned it down years ago.

117
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I keep telling you
I didn't burn it down.

118
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We know, we know...
because burning something down

119
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for the insurance money
is a "crime."

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Stuart, this place
looks amazing.

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Thanks.

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You really did
a nice job.

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And thank you
for putting up with me

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staying at your mom's
through all this.

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I-I couldn't have done it
otherwise.

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I appreciate that,
and I'm glad you were able to...

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Is that my mother's furniture?

128
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Yeah, she said
I could use it.

129
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Doesn't it look
great?

130
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Not as great as it looks in
the den where it belongs.

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Howie.

132
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Why don't you just clean out
the whole room?

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Take the string art clown
I made her in third grade

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and the ribbon I got
in swim class

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for putting my face
in the water.

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What is your problem?

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She said it was okay.

138
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Well, I'm her son,
and I say it's not okay.

139
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Some son... looks like you spent
ten minutes on that clown art.

140
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Well, maybe I should've gone
to a fancy art school like you.

141
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Then I could run
a failed comic shop

142
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and mooch off
some guy's mother.

143
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Why don't we leave
so you can cool off?

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I think that's
a good idea.

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Take him out
of my store.

146
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Your store?

147
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My mother gave you
the money to reopen.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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Why don't we go get
the food for the party.

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Thank you.

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Smart... looks like
we're being helpful.

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Mmm, when really
we're just exiting

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an uncomfortable
situation.

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Kripke, you know, of all
the people... Barry Kripke.

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I'm so... Are you folding
it like a crazy person

156
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to get me to
do it for you?

157
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No.

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Oh, give me that.

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Just out of curiosity,

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if I were to let something go,

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how would I do that?

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I don't know... just think
about something else.

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Can I think
about the spiny anteater?

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Sure.

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The spiny anteater...

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never went behind my back
and worked with Barry Kripke.

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That didn't help at all.

168
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You know, some people
try visualization.

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How does that work?

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Okay,

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imagine your problems
are a pen.

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Okay.

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Now imagine
you're holding that pen.

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Okay.

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Now open your hand
and let it go.

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But I just got this pen.

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It's got my initials on it
and everything.

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Look.

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Sheldon, this isn't
that hard.

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I may have a better way
that you can teach me.

181
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How?

182
00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:07,128
What if I told you
that over the past few months

183
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Amy has secretly been giving you
little puzzles

184
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to test your intelligence
against chimpanzees in her lab?

185
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What? She didn't
give me any puzzles.

186
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Are you sure?

187
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Boy, I just can't seem to get
these scissors back together.

188
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Can you do it?

189
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Darn it.

190
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There's something
in my eye,

191
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and I need to sort
these coins by size.

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Can you help?

193
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Penny?

194
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I really want to
eat this banana,

195
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but it's stuck inside
this bamboo puzzle box.

196
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Son of a bitch!

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Okay, that's great.

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Now, let it go.

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00:09:07,389 --> 00:09:10,458
I can't believe you were
testing me against a chimp!

200
00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,127
Well, excuse me,
Amy was testing you.

201
00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:15,396
I was rooting for you.

202
00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:19,967
Good job on that banana box,
by the way.

203
00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:22,737
Why would she
even do this?

204
00:09:22,739 --> 00:09:24,739
She's been conducting
an experiment on apes

205
00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:26,641
where they're given
various puzzles to solve.

206
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I was surprised
at the complexity of the puzzles

207
00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:31,646
and thought some humans wouldn't
be able to solve them.

208
00:09:31,648 --> 00:09:35,016
That's when Amy said,
"Want to make this interesting?"

209
00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:37,552
"Make this interesting"?

210
00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,153
You bet money on me?

211
00:09:39,155 --> 00:09:40,488
No, no.

212
00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:43,157
We designed an experiment
involving you.

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00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:45,593
See? Now, isn't that
interesting?

214
00:09:45,595 --> 00:09:47,929
It's not interesting.

215
00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:49,797
It's incredibly insulting.

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Okay,
maybe this will help...

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imagine you're holding a pen.

218
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Before you go too far,
not a special pen

219
00:09:59,075 --> 00:10:00,575
with your initials
engraved on it...

220
00:10:00,577 --> 00:10:02,143
that'll make the next part
really hard.

221
00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:03,145
Oh...

222
00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,146
That's it.

223
00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:05,147
Get out!

224
00:10:05,148 --> 00:10:07,148
I don't understand
why you're mad at me.

225
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,816
You should be mad
at Amy.

226
00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:10,785
Like I was
this afternoon.

227
00:10:10,787 --> 00:10:12,453
Hey, look at that...
I let it go.

228
00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:13,888
Get out!

229
00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:17,959
Penny?
What?

230
00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:20,928
I think I left
my pen in there.

231
00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:26,200
I understand
why you're upset,

232
00:10:26,202 --> 00:10:28,669
but he worked really hard
to get the store ready.

233
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,139
And it's just furniture.

234
00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:32,974
It's my mom's furniture.

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00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:34,976
It belongs in the house
I grew up in...

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00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:36,477
next to that pile of TV Guides

237
00:10:36,479 --> 00:10:39,480
and in plain view of what,
for a ten-year-old, was

238
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a quality piece
of string art!

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00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,054
Howie, if the store succeeds,
Stuart has a source of income,

240
00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:49,390
and he can move out
of your mother's house.

241
00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:51,325
Seems like some old furniture
is a reasonable price

242
00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:52,393
to pay for that.

243
00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:55,163
That is a good point.

244
00:10:55,165 --> 00:10:56,798
But I didn't marry you
for good points.

245
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,232
I married you
to blindly support me

246
00:10:58,234 --> 00:11:00,201
no matter how ridiculous
I'm being!

247
00:11:02,237 --> 00:11:04,372
This is why I had
to rewrite our wedding vows.

248
00:11:08,844 --> 00:11:12,079
Hi, we're here to pick up
an order for Comic Center.

249
00:11:12,081 --> 00:11:13,548
Sure, let me go check on that.

250
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,519
Dude, I-I think
that's Nathan Fillion.

251
00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,656
Oh yeah,
look at that.

252
00:11:21,658 --> 00:11:24,091
And he's picking
the tomatoes out of his salad

253
00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:26,093
just like I do.

254
00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:28,129
I always did feel
a connection with him.

255
00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:31,899
Oh, I have got
an idea.

256
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:34,836
We're not selling
his tomatoes on eBay.

257
00:11:34,838 --> 00:11:38,840
No, if we got Captain Reynolds
from Firefly

258
00:11:38,842 --> 00:11:41,175
to do a signing
at Stuart's store,

259
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:42,610
that would be
amazing.

260
00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:43,945
That would be great.

261
00:11:43,947 --> 00:11:45,713
So should we go
talk to him?

262
00:11:45,715 --> 00:11:47,114
I don't know.

263
00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:49,784
I mean, if he's not nice,
it's gonna make it hard for me

264
00:11:49,786 --> 00:11:51,953
to watch him in anything again.
What?

265
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:54,956
The-the guy who plays
Jon Snow was a jerk.

266
00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,424
We still watch
Game of Thrones.

267
00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:59,026
He was a jerk because
you rear-ended him.

268
00:12:00,062 --> 00:12:01,729
I was distracted.

269
00:12:01,731 --> 00:12:03,731
It's weird seeing a member
of the Night's Watch

270
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,266
with a kayak strapped
to his car.

271
00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:07,969
Come on.

272
00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:14,876
Hi,
excuse me, s-s...

273
00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,210
I-I don't mean
to bother you,

274
00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,546
but we're just really
big fans of Firefly.

275
00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:20,114
A-And Dr. Horrible.

276
00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:22,049
Oh, uh, I think
you made a mistake.

277
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,384
I'm not an actor.

278
00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,720
Don't say that.

279
00:12:25,722 --> 00:12:27,221
I mean, you're not
Dame Judi Dench,

280
00:12:27,223 --> 00:12:28,890
but you're
pretty great.

281
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,295
Oh, yeah, I get it...
you think I'm Nathan Fillion,

282
00:12:34,297 --> 00:12:35,796
but I'm not.

283
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,232
So if you don't mind, I would
just love to eat my lunch.

284
00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:40,601
Come on.

285
00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:42,436
Sorry to bother you.

286
00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:44,438
Don't know why
he's so grumpy.

287
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,774
I got mistaken for that guy
in Life of Pi once,

288
00:12:46,776 --> 00:12:49,143
and I'm still
floating.

289
00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:54,649
Sheldon, it's me.

290
00:12:54,651 --> 00:12:55,651
Oh, hey.

291
00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:57,485
D-Did you see that?

292
00:12:57,487 --> 00:13:01,055
I-I figured out how to open
the door all by myself.

293
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:06,527
Maybe I'll fling some feces
around my cage to celebrate.

294
00:13:07,863 --> 00:13:10,031
What are you talking about?

295
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,300
I know you've been giving me
secret puzzle tests.

296
00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:16,971
Sheldon, open
the door.

297
00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:18,639
I can't.

298
00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:21,642
I'm naked.

299
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,644
I just saw you.

300
00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,947
Hang on.

301
00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:28,516
Open the door now.

302
00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:30,184
- Oh, hey.
- Pull up your pants!

303
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,689
It's not a big deal.

304
00:13:34,691 --> 00:13:37,892
I run tests like this on
undergrads all the time.

305
00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:39,560
If you fill out some
paperwork at the university,

306
00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:41,862
I can get you $5.

307
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,531
I don't want $5.

308
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,099
I want my dignity.

309
00:13:46,468 --> 00:13:48,135
So what are we talking,
like, ten bucks?

310
00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:52,173
Thank you.
Thanks.

311
00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,243
Sorry again.
No problem.

312
00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:59,413
A-Are you sure
you're not him?

313
00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:00,581
Uh, you can tell us.

314
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,184
We're scientists,
not crazy fanboys.

315
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,721
All right, fine.

316
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,189
I'm him.

317
00:14:08,191 --> 00:14:11,525
And you're eating
alone at a deli.

318
00:14:11,527 --> 00:14:13,728
I don't buy it...
you're not him.

319
00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,897
I just wanted
to eat my lunch in peace.

320
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,065
But I really am him.

321
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,167
And thank you very much
for being a fan.

322
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:21,702
If you want, uh,
let's take a picture.

323
00:14:21,704 --> 00:14:23,037
That would be great.

324
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,171
Great.
Yeah, thank you.

325
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,506
You bet.

326
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,579
Wait, hang on.

327
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,948
If you're really
Nathan Fillion,

328
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,984
what's the line from Firefly
about your bonnet?

329
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,721
"I swear by my pretty floral
bonnet, I will end you."

330
00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:44,525
That's it,
that's the line.

331
00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:46,527
Although...

332
00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:49,230
I knew the line...
doesn't make me Nathan Fillion.

333
00:14:50,365 --> 00:14:52,633
Do you want the picture or not?

334
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:55,469
I want a picture
with Nathan Fillion.

335
00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:58,806
How about a picture with a guy
who looks like Nathan Fillion

336
00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:02,043
but a little more annoyed
than Nathan Fillion usually is?

337
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:05,679
What do you think?

338
00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,382
Eh, it's good enough
for Facebook.

339
00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,958
I can't believe
they did that.

340
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,960
I know... it's so insulting.

341
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,629
At one point,
they had me figure out

342
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:24,598
how to get a banana
out of a puzzle box.

343
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,601
Wait, Sheldon gave me
a banana in a box.

344
00:15:27,603 --> 00:15:29,804
He was testing me, too.

345
00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:31,806
Unbelievable.

346
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,641
And how could a chimp
even solve that?

347
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,142
That was impossible.

348
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:37,511
Really? You couldn't get it out?

349
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:42,450
Thank you.

350
00:15:42,452 --> 00:15:44,452
Wow, the
store looks great.

351
00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:46,454
So you guys were
testing us both?

352
00:15:46,456 --> 00:15:47,488
What is the
matter with you?

353
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,989
Eh, what's
the matter with them is

354
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,591
they think they're so smart
they don't care

355
00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:52,259
if they hurt
other people's feelings.

356
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,928
Sounds like us.
That's not true.

357
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,266
I still don't understand
why you're upset.

358
00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:02,269
You solved every puzzle faster
than all of the chimps.

359
00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:04,939
Well, except Barnabas,
but he was on Adderall.

360
00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:08,943
I'm sorry, but it's
making me crazy.

361
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,278
Can you please
just let it go?

362
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,247
Oh, I can help
you with that.

363
00:16:14,616 --> 00:16:17,051
Imagine you're holding
an ordinary pen.

364
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:22,123
While your favorite pen is
safe and secure in your pocket.

365
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,527
Hold that thought.

366
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,529
Hello?

367
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,797
How can I make this up
to you?

368
00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:32,466
The answer's
in this puzzle box.

369
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:34,635
Let's see
if you can open it.

370
00:16:37,939 --> 00:16:40,474
You could have at least warned
him about the furniture.

371
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:42,543
That's what I said
when we moved it.

372
00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,044
You helped him?

373
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,047
No, Stuart picked out those
throw pillows all on his own.

374
00:16:51,253 --> 00:16:53,254
Hey, you okay?

375
00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:54,688
Uh, no.

376
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:55,856
What's wrong?

377
00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:57,858
Um...

378
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,361
my mom died.

379
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:02,463
What?

380
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:04,798
Uh...

381
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,801
that was my aunt.

382
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,804
Ma took a nap.

383
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:12,139
She never woke up.

384
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:15,176
Oh, my God, Howie.

385
00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:19,547
I'm so sorry.

386
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:22,149
What can we do?

387
00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,854
I don't know.

388
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,060
May I say something?

389
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,395
Not right
now, Sheldon.

390
00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:35,729
But I think it would
be comforting.

391
00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,665
Buddy...
No, it's okay.

392
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,567
What?

393
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,270
When I lost my own father,

394
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,472
I didn't have any friends
to help me through it.

395
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,375
You do.

396
00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:56,951
I really thought
he was gonna say, "Let it go."

397
00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:10,434
Okay, thanks, Bernadette.

398
00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,102
Travel safe.

399
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,772
Okay, bye.

400
00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,274
They booked a flight.

401
00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:18,509
They're heading
to the airport now.

402
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:20,311
How's Howard holding up?

403
00:18:20,313 --> 00:18:21,645
He's hanging in there.

404
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:23,280
How are you doing, Stuart?

405
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,650
Still can't believe she's gone.

406
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:29,620
I mean, that woman took me in.

407
00:18:29,622 --> 00:18:32,356
If it wasn't for her,
I-I would have been homeless.

408
00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:34,358
One of us would
have taken you in.

409
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,660
Yeah, I don't recall any offers.

410
00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:41,131
But, you know, uh, I-I'm glad
it worked out the way it did

411
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:45,202
because I got to know
this wonderful person.

412
00:18:45,204 --> 00:18:46,871
Yeah.

413
00:18:46,873 --> 00:18:48,772
Mrs. Wolowitz was
pretty special.

414
00:18:48,774 --> 00:18:51,041
When I first moved to America,

415
00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:53,577
Howard was my only friend.

416
00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:56,814
She made me feel
so welcome in her home.

417
00:18:56,816 --> 00:18:59,817
Which says a lot,
because, those first few years,

418
00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:02,486
she thought I was the gardener.

419
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,289
Whenever I saw her,

420
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:08,292
she'd say I was too skinny
and try and feed me.

421
00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,829
She did that to me, too.

422
00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:14,198
Don't take this away from me.

423
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,835
I didn't care
for her yelling.

424
00:19:17,837 --> 00:19:20,838
But now that I'm not going
to hear it again,

425
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,406
I'm sad.

426
00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:24,408
If you want,
I can yell at you later.

427
00:19:27,245 --> 00:19:28,545
It won't be as good.

428
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:32,983
Let's have a toast.

429
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,754
To Mrs. Wolowitz.

430
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,599
A loving mother...

431
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:44,604
to all of us.

432
00:19:44,606 --> 00:19:46,473
We'll miss you.

433
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:57,471
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