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That doesn't sound right.

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My research has shown that
it takes three to five years

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of shameless begging.

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Honey, neither of us comes off
good in that story.

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Yeah, I-I...

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I saw that article
you're talking about.

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Uh, the participants
ask each other a series

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of questions designed
to promote intimacy.

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And then they finish it off
by staring

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into each other's eyes
for four minutes.

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Oh, that's nonsense.

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I proclaimed my
love for you.

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And the last time I
looked into your eyes

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was when you thought
you had conjunctivitis.

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Other than the fact
that I had it,

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that was a magical night.

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Raj, would you ever try an
experiment like that with Emily?

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What? I don't need
science to win her heart.

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I have my family's
wealth for that.

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I'm telling you, you can't
create love in a few hours.

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Right?
Oh, careful.

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You're poking at the whole
foundation of The Bachelor.

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Yeah, but

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we don't have to debate this.

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We're scientists.

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We can conduct our own research.

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Yeah, I propose that we imprison

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two street people.
No.

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And...

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You didn't even let me finish.

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Forget it!
Oh!

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So, you can experiment
on all the apes you want.

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But I want to manipulate
the emotions of two captive

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human beings, suddenly
I'm the monster.

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Why don't you

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just do the test?

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In the interest of science,
I'd be willing to.

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What? You're okay with
an experiment where you have

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to answer awkward questions
about your innermost feelings?

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Yes.

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Please, can I do it
with him? Please?

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I've been listening
to Sheldon's feelings on things

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for ten years.
Tag, you're it.

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Yeah, but what
if the experiment works?

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I'm not gonna fall
in love with Sheldon.

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That's what I said.

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Before I knew it,
he pontificated his way

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right into my heart.

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Uh, fun fact...
"pontificate"

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comes from the Latin
word "pontifex,"

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which means "bridge
builder" or "Pope."

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In love yet?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Just out of curiosity, Penny,

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if this experiment does
make us fall in love,

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would you drive me
to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

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for Gary Con?

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It's the only convention
celebrating

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the life and work of Gary Gygax,

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the co-creator
of Dungeons and Dragons.

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You know what?

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I can honestly say
if we fall in love,

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not only will I drive you there,
I will buy you

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all the dragon T-shirts
you want.

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Okay, babe, let's do this.

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You guys are
really being calm

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about Penny and Sheldon
doing this thing.

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If it were me,

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I-I'd be a little nervous.

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Why?
Well,

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even if the study's nonsense,

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I-I don't believe
in tempting fate.

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Same reason I wouldn't
use a Ouija board,

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or pick a fight
with an Asian guy.

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He probably doesn't know karate,
but... why risk it?

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I think we're safe.

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Well, that's what the bullies

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at Bruce Lee's
high school thought.

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And then, bam!

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Karate.

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Well,
are we just gonna

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sit here while they do
the experiment?

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The two of us could do it.

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Yeah, sure, that might be fun.

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What's the first question?

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Hang on.

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Okay.

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"Given the choice
of anyone in the world,

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whom would you want
as a dinner guest?"

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Hmm.

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I can honestly say Penny.

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Oh... then I choose a janitor.

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'Cause I'm about to throw up.

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I'm in love.

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Let's do something else.

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Ooh, uh, Emily
gets off work soon.

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Why don't the four of us go out?

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Okay.
Sounds good.

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Should we call
Howard and Bernadette?

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I don't know what time
their plane gets in,

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but let me, let me
shoot them a text.

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Did he say anything
about the funeral?

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Not much, but he seemed to
be in a pretty good place.

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Are you kidding me?

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You lost my mother's ashes?

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No, I-I'm just saying
that sometimes

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bags are misrouted.

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All right, fine.
Where did you misroute

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the only woman
who ever loved me?

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The first... well,
first, I meant first.

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I just need some information.

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Uh, what's the flight number?

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816.

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I really did mean first.

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Just drop it.

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And can you describe the bag?

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Um, well,

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it's, uh, black.

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There's a red ribbon
tied to the handle...

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The world's greatest mom
is in the shoe compartment!

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You ready to begin?

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Yup. Be right there.

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I assume you don't want wine.

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Correct. You're not
supposed to drink alcohol

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when operating heavy machinery.

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What heavy machinery?

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Let's just start.

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Well, as a Texas gentleman,

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I'm inclined to
say ladies first.

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Although, I'm concerned that
level of politeness and charm

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might make you fall in love with
me before the test even begins.

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Perhaps we should flip a coin.

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Or if you're familiar
with the rules

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of Rock, Paper, Scissors...

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Question one.

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"Given the choice

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"of anyone in the world,
whom would you want

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as a dinner guest?"

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Hmm.

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Living or dead?

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Just says "anyone in the world."

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I guess that means living.

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Ah, that's just as well.

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As much as I'd love
to meet Euclid...

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inventor of the
geometric proof...

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he probably wore
sandals and I cannot

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look at toes during dinner.

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Oh, I know!

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The person I'd most
like to have dinner with

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is myself.

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You sure that's your choice?

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'Cause I've had that dinner.

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Well, I haven't.

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And while they say
never meet your heroes,

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I just don't see how
I could disappoint.

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Who would you choose?

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Robert Downey, Jr.
You...

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Oh!

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I didn't think of Iron Man.

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You know, maybe after
myself and I have dinner,

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we can meet you two for dessert.

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So, what do you
guys want to do?

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Well, we're the ones
tagging along, you pick.

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Ooh!

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Have you ever been
to an escape room?

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Mm-mm, what's that?
Um...

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it's kind of like
interactive theater,

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except you have
to solve puzzles

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in a certain amount
of time to get out.

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There's one downtown
where they

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trap you in a room
with a zombie.

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Oh!

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So, kind of like what's
happening with Penny right now.

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"What would constitute

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a perfect day for you?"

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Uh, well...

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I'd probably sleep in,
do a little yoga,

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then lie on the beach while

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cute cabana boys
brought me drinks and...

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probably get a massage
and then cap off the night

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with some dancing.

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That's it?
Yeah, why?

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You didn't mention Leonard.

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He's there.

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I don't think so.

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Leonard can't stand

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yoga, the beach,
massages or dancing.

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Yeah, well,
he brought a book, okay?

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What's yours?
Yeah...

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Uh, I wake up.

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Uh, I enjoy some French
toast with butter and syrup.

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Uh, then a wormhole opens,

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and whisks me millions of years

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into the future where
my towering intellect

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is used to save the last
remnants of mankind

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from a predatory alien race.

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Interesting,
you didn't mention Amy.

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Who do you think made the French
toast with butter and syrup?

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You're about to enter the lab

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of the late Dr. David Saltzberg.

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While conducting studies
on slowing

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the aging process, there was
a catastrophic accident

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and he died.

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Or did he?

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Ladies?

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Are you being polite or scared?

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Yup.

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Ah, what a room!

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Oh-oh!
Oh!

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This is cool.

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So, how do we start?

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We have to look for the clues
hidden around the room.

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Uh, wasn't there
supposed to be a zombie?

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Ooh!

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Okay, let's hope
one of the clues

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is written on a pair
of clean underwear.

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Mr. And Mrs. Wolowitz?

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As far as I can tell,
your bag arrived in Los Angeles.

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So, where is it?

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I don't know, perhaps somebody

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took it off the carousel
by mistake?

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So, some stranger has my mom?

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Is that what you're telling me?

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My poor mother can be anywhere
in Los Angeles right now?

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I-I wish I was telling you that.

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Um...

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but the passenger
could've gotten

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on an international flight.

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Oh, okay, great!

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So, your entire job is
to find lost luggage,

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and you've narrowed
down the location

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of my mother to
the planet Earth!

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I'm sorry!

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W-Would 500
frequent-flyer miles help?

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That could get you
to Sacramento.

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"If you could
wake up tomorrow

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"having gained any
one quality or ability,

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what would it be?"

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Well, not to steal
from the Bible,

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but turning water into wine
sounds pretty good.

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I don't think you're
taking this seriously.

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Come on, I'm just having
some fun with you.

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I believe

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what you're doing is using humor

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to avoid vulnerability.

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Fine.

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Honestly...

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if I could have one quality...

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I wish I could be
as smart as you guys.

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Ha! Keep dreaming.

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Sheldon!

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I'm sorry.

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00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:07,607
That was me having
fun with you.

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Look.

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You may not be as...

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academically inclined as are we.

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Yes, that's how you say it.

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But...

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You possess an
intelligence I envy.

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Which leads me to my answer.

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I would choose the ability

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to read people's minds.

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Well, I can't read
people's minds.

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Actually, that's not true.

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I can read men's minds.

266
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,837
But only 'cause it's
usually the one thing.

267
00:10:38,673 --> 00:10:42,241
When are we going
to get robot eyes?

268
00:10:42,243 --> 00:10:45,945
You're all alike.

269
00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:48,314
Well, what I meant was...

270
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:50,683
I often misinterpret

271
00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:52,385
how others are feeling.

272
00:10:52,387 --> 00:10:55,321
Like, I can't always tell
if someone is only joking

273
00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,323
or laughing at me.

274
00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:59,759
You know, like, uh, if they're
mad at something I've done

275
00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:01,727
or just in a bad mood.

276
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,629
It-it's incredibly stressful.

277
00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:06,499
Really? You always
seem so confident.

278
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,733
Well, I'm not.

279
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,568
And if I could read
people's minds,

280
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:12,805
life would be so much simpler.

281
00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:15,741
Well, now I wish I had

282
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,544
the ability to make
that stuff easier for you.

283
00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:21,747
Thank you.

284
00:11:24,419 --> 00:11:27,386
Wow, I just felt this wave

285
00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:30,956
of affection for you.

286
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,627
You sure it's not
too much Bible juice?

287
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,298
And the wave is gone.

288
00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:48,435
Brains!

289
00:11:48,437 --> 00:11:52,005
Keep it down!
We're working here.

290
00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:53,440
Okay, we've got
the cipher decoded!

291
00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:54,641
How's it going
with the globe?

292
00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:56,609
We used the coordinates
to locate the cities.

293
00:11:56,611 --> 00:11:58,178
I'm putting the city names
in the grid now.

294
00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,946
I'm sure that'll give us
the code to the safe.

295
00:11:59,948 --> 00:12:01,614
Solve puzzle too fast!

296
00:12:01,616 --> 00:12:03,216
Slow down!

297
00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:04,818
Yup! Got the code.

298
00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,453
Just saying...

299
00:12:06,455 --> 00:12:09,622
no refund for finish early!

300
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,562
Sure you don't want to go home?

301
00:12:15,564 --> 00:12:18,131
When the bag's returned,
they'll deliver it to us.

302
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:21,101
No, I'm not leaving without her.

303
00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,269
All right, we'll wait.

304
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,808
I could've driven her.

305
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,477
What?

306
00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:33,747
The day she left for Florida.

307
00:12:33,749 --> 00:12:36,716
She asked me to drive her
to the airport.

308
00:12:38,887 --> 00:12:40,954
I-I was too busy.

309
00:12:40,956 --> 00:12:42,655
And...

310
00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:46,359
I made her take a cab.

311
00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:50,697
I was too busy.

312
00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:53,533
There's no way
you could've known.

313
00:12:55,704 --> 00:12:57,337
Be right back.

314
00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:02,108
Excuse me?

315
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,510
Yes?

316
00:13:04,946 --> 00:13:06,846
You better find
my husband's mother

317
00:13:06,848 --> 00:13:08,214
'cause one way or another,

318
00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:11,684
we're walking out of this
airport with a dead woman!

319
00:13:16,424 --> 00:13:18,358
Which book are we looking for?
Uh...

320
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,126
Origin of Species.

321
00:13:20,128 --> 00:13:22,328
Here it is.

322
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,363
There's a black light.

323
00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:25,665
Oh, hang on.

324
00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:28,568
Oh, okay.

325
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,103
Uh, "Brothers and sisters

326
00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:31,771
"I have none,
but this man's father

327
00:13:31,773 --> 00:13:35,141
is my father's son.
Who am I looking at?"

328
00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:40,013
Yeah, yeah, we get it...
you want brains. Calm down.

329
00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:41,981
Well, if I don't have a brother,

330
00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:44,551
my father's son is me.

331
00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:47,086
And if I'm this man's father,
then he's my son.

332
00:13:47,088 --> 00:13:48,388
The answer's "son."

333
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,622
Ooh! There's a picture
of the sun over there.

334
00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:51,224
I bet the key's behind it.

335
00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:54,027
Could be somewhere else!

336
00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,395
Oh, got the key!

337
00:13:55,397 --> 00:13:57,130
So, that's the key to the door?

338
00:13:57,132 --> 00:13:58,264
That's it?

339
00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:01,401
We spent $200
on six minutes of fun?

340
00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:03,736
It's like when you bought that
remote-controlled helicopter,

341
00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:06,506
and it just... flew away.

342
00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:11,144
Sorry, guys. Really thought
the puzzles would be better.

343
00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:14,514
Well, to be fair, we do all
have advanced degrees.

344
00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:18,384
Remember that
before you post on Yelp!

345
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:23,423
"If you were to die this evening
with no opportunity

346
00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:24,958
"to communicate with anyone,

347
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,894
what would you most regret
not having told someone?"

348
00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:30,663
So, it would be today?

349
00:14:30,665 --> 00:14:32,665
Huh.

350
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,667
Well, I suppose there's
something satisfying

351
00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:37,470
about dying on my birthday.

352
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:39,806
Today's your birthday?

353
00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:40,940
Yes.

354
00:14:40,942 --> 00:14:42,976
Well, that's
always been a secret!

355
00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,944
Not even Amy knows!

356
00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:48,815
Well, I don't enjoy presents.

357
00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:50,283
And the thought of people

358
00:14:50,285 --> 00:14:52,719
jumping out and yelling
"Surprise!" fills me

359
00:14:52,721 --> 00:14:54,787
with more dread than the words

360
00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,824
"George Lucas Director's Cut."

361
00:14:57,826 --> 00:15:00,159
So, why did you finally tell me?

362
00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:02,996
The point of the experiment is

363
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:05,298
to be completely honest
with each other.

364
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,268
Well, thank you
for sharing it with me.

365
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:10,103
I won't tell anyone.

366
00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:12,005
Thank you.

367
00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:13,139
That is so funny.

368
00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:15,408
I never would have
pegged you for a Pisces.

369
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:18,511
You're making it difficult
to love you right now.

370
00:15:21,149 --> 00:15:23,249
Great news!
Your bag was returned.

371
00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:25,018
Oh, thank God!

372
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,719
It's okay, she's here!

373
00:15:26,721 --> 00:15:27,820
Ma's here.

374
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:29,355
Okay, thank you so much.

375
00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:30,990
Ma?

376
00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:32,792
I'm sorry I didn't

377
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:35,395
take you to the airport.
I just want you to know

378
00:15:35,397 --> 00:15:38,298
that I'll never forgive myself
for being so selfish.

379
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,799
And I promise

380
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,634
to keep you close

381
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,737
for the rest of my life.

382
00:15:44,739 --> 00:15:48,508
Oh, no. That thing's gonna
end up in my bedroom.

383
00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:53,246
That's it! We're done
with the questions.

384
00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:54,781
All that's left to do is

385
00:15:54,783 --> 00:15:55,748
stare into each other's eyes

386
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,216
for four minutes
without talking.

387
00:15:57,218 --> 00:15:59,052
Okay. Wait, hang on!

388
00:15:59,054 --> 00:16:01,621
Bladder check.

389
00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:04,624
We're good to go.

390
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,859
You ready?

391
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:07,927
Yes.

392
00:16:07,929 --> 00:16:10,096
And begin.

393
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,214
This is kind of creepy.

394
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:30,049
We're not supposed to
talk during this part.

395
00:16:30,051 --> 00:16:32,785
Sorry.

396
00:16:38,593 --> 00:16:41,494
This is kind of creepy.

397
00:16:41,496 --> 00:16:43,262
Do you want to stop?

398
00:16:43,264 --> 00:16:45,164
I know you have trouble
with eye contact.

399
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:48,568
Well, you have a brown fleck

400
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,803
in your right iris that looks

401
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:54,340
like a Formula One race car.

402
00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:58,378
So... I'm just
concentrating on that.

403
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,948
Plus, it's easier around people
that I'm comfortable with.

404
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:05,618
Aw, sweetie,
I'm comfortable around you, too.

405
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,388
Of course you are,
I'm warm and soothing.

406
00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:12,959
I'm like a human bowl
of tomato soup.

407
00:17:12,961 --> 00:17:15,995
I meant more like
a little brother.

408
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:18,031
Oh.

409
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:21,100
Well, I suppose I do think
of you as a sister.

410
00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:25,605
And sometimes, a mother.

411
00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,707
It's getting creepy again.

412
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:36,949
What?

413
00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:38,951
Just thinking about the day

414
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:40,319
I met you and Leonard.

415
00:17:40,321 --> 00:17:42,088
It was a Monday afternoon.

416
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:45,358
You joined us for Indian food.

417
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,693
Can you believe
it's been eight years?

418
00:17:47,695 --> 00:17:50,797
Yeah, and you're
still eating our food.

419
00:17:54,102 --> 00:17:55,568
I... can't remember a time

420
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,304
you guys weren't in my life.

421
00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:00,973
I remember it perfectly.

422
00:18:02,043 --> 00:18:04,544
But I have an eidetic memory.

423
00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:07,080
If you're interested,
I also remember

424
00:18:07,082 --> 00:18:10,016
how much you owe us
for the food.

425
00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:16,189
That's it.

426
00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:17,457
That wasn't so bad.

427
00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:18,658
No, it wasn't.

428
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,326
Uh, now let's tabulate

429
00:18:20,328 --> 00:18:21,627
the results of the experiment.

430
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:23,329
Okay.

431
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:27,333
I think it's safe to say that
you're not in love with me

432
00:18:27,335 --> 00:18:29,235
and I'm not in love with you.

433
00:18:29,237 --> 00:18:31,871
And psychology has once again

434
00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:35,708
proved itself the doofus
of the sciences.

435
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,077
Well, maybe.

436
00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:40,012
But I'm still glad we did it.

437
00:18:40,014 --> 00:18:42,548
I do feel closer to you.

438
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:45,518
And I, you.

439
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,654
And yes, that's
how you say that.

440
00:18:50,391 --> 00:18:53,793
Yeah, so, given our
newfound intimacy,

441
00:18:53,795 --> 00:18:55,361
I'd say we have

442
00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:56,863
some hard choices to make.

443
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:57,964
Like what?

444
00:18:57,966 --> 00:19:01,334
Gary Con...
do we fly or drive?

445
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:02,735
Do we wear costumes?

446
00:19:02,737 --> 00:19:04,937
And if so...

447
00:19:04,939 --> 00:19:07,874
who gets to be Gary?

448
00:19:16,474 --> 00:19:19,141
Thank you for walking me home.

449
00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:21,677
I just want to make sure
you get there safe.

450
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:26,543
Well, this is me.

451
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:29,746
It's been a very
interesting evening.

452
00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,381
It really has.

453
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:36,085
Surprise!
Aah!

454
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,423
And after I let you be Gary!

455
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:49,725
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