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one nine eight nine.

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And that, little lady,
is pi to a thousand places.

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I'd say I'm sorry I asked,

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except I didn't.

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Oh, look, it's the
Scientific American

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that covered the paper
Leonard and I wrote.

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Oh, let me see.

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I have mixed feelings
about doing interviews.

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I like the part where I talk.

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I do not like the part
where the other man talks.

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Sheldon, this article doesn't
mention Leonard at all.

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Well, that
can't be right.

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It only refers to
"Dr. Cooper and his team."

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Did you even talk about him?

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All I did was answer a few
questions about the theory.

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And then expressed my gratitude
that Scientific American

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doesn't include any of those
smelly perfume cards.

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Poor Leonard.

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Why? The theory
he came up with

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just got mentioned in
Scientific American.

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He ought to be thrilled.

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He might not be.

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Oh, maybe you're right.

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He is kind of a lump.

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Think about it.

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How would you feel
if you were referred to

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as part of Leonard's team?

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Oh, I'd be incensed.

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So you see what
I'm getting at?

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Squeaky wheel
gets the grease?

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No.

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Grass is always greener?

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Try again.

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Well, I don't know...
we're all Groot?

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Just tell me.

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Leonard is as much
a part of this paper

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as you are,
and he was overlooked.

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He's going to feel bad.

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But it wasn't my fault.

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I didn't exclude him.

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And I didn't write the article.

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Remember that time you didn't
get picked to pull the sword out

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of the stone at Disneyland and
they let that other kid do it?

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Oh, that kid!

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Poor Leonard.

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Exactly.

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For the record,
that kid was a terrible choice.

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If you cry when you drop
your churro,

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you do not have what it takes
to rule England.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Thanks for helping us sort
through all my mom's stuff.

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Of course.

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I know what it's like

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having to go through
a loved one's possessions.

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My uncle was
a worshipper of Krishna.

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But after he died,
you know what we found?

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A statue of Shiva.

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It may not be
Crips and Bloods, okay?

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But in India, it's a thing.

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Well, it'll be good
that you're there.

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Howard's been having
trouble deciding

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what to keep
and what to let go.

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Well, it's hard.

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A lot of Ma's stuff
brings back fond memories.

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Is that why you couldn't
get rid of

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her drawer
full of ketchup packets?

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Yes. It reminds me of us
eating out and her saying,

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"Quick, nobody's looking,
fill your pockets with ketchup"

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Leonard?

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Have you ever noticed that

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only my name is
on the cable bill?

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Yeah.

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Good, good.

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And your name is
on the electric bill

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and mine isn't.

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And I'm okay with that.

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Actually, your name is
on the electric bill.

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Oh, right.

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This is a disaster.

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I don't even know what you're
talking about and I agree.

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Okay, I have
to tell you something,

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but you're not going to like it.

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What's going on?

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An article was just published

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in Scientific American
about our theory.

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Did they hate it?

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No. No, they loved it.

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They, uh, couldn't say enough
nice things about it.

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So what's the problem?

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You know how the PennySaver
only has my name...

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Sheldon!

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They didn't mention you
in the article.

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Only me.

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Really?

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I know.

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It's not fair.

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Let the anger
go, buddy.

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You just...

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you relax all
your muscles.

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Except for your pubococcygeus
and anal sphincter.

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Let's keep those tight.

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Uh, that-that's not necessary.

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It is... they're what hold back
the urine and the feces.

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Look, maybe-maybe
you shouldn't read it.

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It'll only make you feel worse.

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"Cooper and his team"?

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You should know
I had nothing to do with that.

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Uh...

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at least they're talking
about the theory.

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I mean, that's what's important.

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You know, you're right.

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Yeah. You know, it's like
when Stan Lee and Steve Ditko

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created Spider-Man.

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Stan Lee may get all the credit,

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but Steve Ditko knows
he was just as important.

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Even though Stan Lee gets
to be in all the Marvel movies.

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And-and he's far richer.

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And he's a household name,
you know?

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Whereas, you know,
you say Ditko,

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and that sounds like
a company that makes Dits.

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That's not helping.

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Well, I'd give more examples,

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but, well, everyone in
your position's so forgettable.

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Stuart, we're here.

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It's nice of you to let him keep
staying at your mom's house.

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Yeah, well, I tried putting him
out on the curb,

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but nobody took him.

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Hey.

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Just so you know,
the power's out.

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What happened?

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I called,
they said a transformer blew.

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It's the whole block.

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Should be fixed by tomorrow.

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Wait, when did it go out?

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In the middle of the night.

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Oh, my God.

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Howie, what's wrong?

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It's all defrosting.

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It's okay. It's just food.

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It's not just food.

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This is the last food
my mother ever made.

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This is her
last brisket.

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This is her
last meatloaf.

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This is her last...

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I have no idea
what this is, but...

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it's the last one.

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Everything okay?

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No.

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All Ma's food is
gonna be ruined.

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Well, why don't we take it home
and put it in our freezer?

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You don't want
to do that.

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Refreezing not only
removes moisture,

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but it creates ice crystals
in the fibers of the meat

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that can compromise
its taste and texture.

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What? I saw a teachable moment.

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I dropped some culinary science.

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What should we do?

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I'll tell you exactly
what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna eat it.

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There's, like, 20 pounds
of food in there.

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All you said

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was I had to get rid of things.

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You didn't say they couldn't
pass through my colon first.

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Howie...

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Okay.

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Then how about this?

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Let's invite everyone
over to dinner.

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It'll be like Ma's feeding us
one last time.

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I love that.

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Me, too.

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Oh, look,
we've got enough ketchup

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to cover every ounce of it.

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I mean, who even reads
Scientific American?

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It's kind of
a big deal.

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If it's such a big deal,
how come the biggest celebrity

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they could get for the cover
is a molecule?

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Can we please just
stop talking about it?

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I'm sorry.
What can I do?

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Nothing, I'm fine.

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No, no.
I'm gonna cheer you up.

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Here we go.

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What are we doing?

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I am taking you shopping.
Oh.

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My baby is sad, and I'm gonna
make him happy again.

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Look, I know shopping
cheers you up,

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but it's just not
really my thing.

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Well, what about
this helicopter

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you control with an iPad?

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Does it have
a camera in it?

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It does have
a camera in it.

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Baby's listening.

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Leonard?

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- Leonard?
- Leonard?

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What?

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I spoke to the reporter
at the magazine.

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What happened?
Did you tell him it was my idea?

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I did.

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Thank you. What did he say?

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He said they made
the editorial decision

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to only cite the lead scientist.

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Why did he think
you're the lead scientist?

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It was my idea!

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You know,
for an extra four bucks,

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I can have this thing
here tomorrow.

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Well, I know it
was your idea,

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but the reporter said he's been
following my work for a while,

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and the only reason they even
mentioned it in the magazine

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is 'cause my name is on it.

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00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,938
You know what? I did it.
What's four bucks?

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If you're trying
to make me feel better,

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it's not working.

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Well... then what if I told you

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that I added your name
to the cable bill?

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No.
Oh.

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That's just as well.
They had me on hold

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for 20 minutes and I hung up.
I...

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- Leonard?
- Leonard?

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00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:29,707
Leonard?

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00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:36,476
Also, Wolowitz invited us all
to dinner, so...

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I'm ready whenever you are.

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All he had was an idea.

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Well, that is an important part.

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Oh, please!

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I have ideas all day long.

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Reverse SeaWorld where dolphins
are allowed to pet people.

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00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:04,548
A new clothing size between
medium and large called Marge.

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00:10:05,548 --> 00:10:08,277
Snow White retold from
the point of view of Sneezy.

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00:10:08,279 --> 00:10:10,345
Why won't Doc
prescribe him something?

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We finally find out.

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00:10:12,816 --> 00:10:14,843
But Leonard's idea was good.

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00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:19,939
Fine. Then Grumpy...
what's he so grumpy about?

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00:10:19,941 --> 00:10:22,675
Maybe his girlfriend
won't take his side.

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00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,777
I'm the one
who thought of it!

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00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:28,844
Well, didn't he do
a lot of the work?

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00:10:28,846 --> 00:10:30,978
But now he's happy
to let people think

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he's responsible for everything.

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00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:36,938
And that's why you get
an iPad helicopter!

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Is it my fault I have a much
bigger reputation than he does?

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00:10:41,944 --> 00:10:43,140
It's not your fault.

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Is it my fault
that my name came first

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on the paper alphabetically?

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00:10:46,705 --> 00:10:47,909
Not your fault.

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Is it my fault
that when the reporter cited me

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00:10:49,741 --> 00:10:51,838
as the lead scientist
I didn't correct him?

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00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,602
Hey, look at that pretty bird.

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00:10:56,138 --> 00:10:57,869
He always needs
all the attention.

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He's such a baby.

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I know, I know.

249
00:11:00,603 --> 00:11:03,198
I swear, he is never ever
playing with my helicopter.

250
00:11:06,764 --> 00:11:10,030
Okay, I'll start heating
some of this stuff up.

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00:11:10,032 --> 00:11:11,301
Thanks.

252
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,796
Oh, man.

253
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:16,662
This is the boutonniere
from my high school prom...

254
00:11:17,629 --> 00:11:21,389
a piece of cake
from my Bar Mitzvah.

255
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:22,923
Did she throw
anything away?

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00:11:22,925 --> 00:11:24,090
No.

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00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:27,492
If I find my foreskin,
I'm gonna kill myself.

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00:11:29,385 --> 00:11:32,585
Okay, so we've got, um,

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00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:35,483
three briskets, four
meatloafs, one lasagna...

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00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:37,280
No, that's noodle kugel.

261
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,410
One Jewish lasagna...

262
00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:43,477
two pound cakes that are
about eight pounds each,

263
00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:46,609
and one giant container
of matzah ball soup.

264
00:11:46,611 --> 00:11:50,972
Ma always kept it on hand,

265
00:11:50,974 --> 00:11:53,768
in case I got sick.

266
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:58,571
She thought she could cure
anything with her cooking.

267
00:11:58,573 --> 00:12:01,671
Even the time
I got food poisoning.

268
00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:05,509
From her cooking.

269
00:12:07,342 --> 00:12:09,170
You okay?

270
00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:12,174
Yeah, I'm okay.

271
00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:13,709
Let's get started.

272
00:12:13,711 --> 00:12:15,369
You got it.

273
00:12:20,142 --> 00:12:23,335
I'm never
gonna talk to her again.

274
00:12:31,356 --> 00:12:33,286
Should we tell
everyone not to come?

275
00:12:33,288 --> 00:12:36,382
No. I want to do this.

276
00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:39,450
Okay. Well, I'll keep
it together if you can.

277
00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:41,711
Okay.

278
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,148
I'm not making any promises!

279
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,912
Glad you guys
could make it.

280
00:12:49,914 --> 00:12:50,878
Of course.

281
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,381
Wow, it looks really
pretty in here.

282
00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:55,913
Yeah, turns out half a dozen
menorahs really sets a mood.

283
00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:59,244
So, Stuart,
have you thought about

284
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,115
what you'd do
if Howard sells the house?

285
00:13:01,117 --> 00:13:03,248
And there goes the mood.

286
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,309
Hi. Hello.

287
00:13:05,311 --> 00:13:07,241
Oh, and a special
hello to Leonard,

288
00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:10,970
who needs to be
mentioned by name.

289
00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:12,607
Subtle.

290
00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:14,101
But you got it, right?

291
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:16,904
Hey, guys.

292
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:18,333
Hey.
Hi. Hello.

293
00:13:18,335 --> 00:13:19,603
I just want
everyone to know,

294
00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:22,736
uh, tonight's not
a sad occasion.

295
00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:24,631
Yeah, we just want to have
the kind of dinner

296
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,300
that we've all had here
so many times before.

297
00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:29,064
Good food, good friends, and
sometime around midnight,

298
00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:31,792
heartburn that makes
you pray for death.

299
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,795
Do you need any help
in the kitchen?

300
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:37,391
No, we got it. You guys
make yourselves comfortable.

301
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:41,953
All right, hey, you two, we're
here for Howard right now, okay?

302
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,992
Yes, so please
behave yourselves.

303
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:45,886
Fine.
Of course.

304
00:13:48,588 --> 00:13:51,484
So I heard you two, uh,
wrote a paper together.

305
00:13:51,486 --> 00:13:52,849
How's that going?

306
00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:58,649
This food is amazing.

307
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,280
Mm, and not
a vegetable in sight.

308
00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:02,519
That's not true.

309
00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:04,116
We've got tomatoes right here.

310
00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:09,887
All these bright people sitting
around a table by candlelight.

311
00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:13,179
Feels like we could be an
18th century French salon.

312
00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:14,617
Indeed.

313
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:17,720
Penny, a salon is a gathering

314
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,853
where intellectuals
entertained each other

315
00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:22,218
with sparkling conversations
about issues of the day.

316
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,551
Oh, so it's like The View.

317
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:31,385
Sheldon, The View is a daytime
talk show hosted by women.

318
00:14:32,123 --> 00:14:33,490
Oh, I'm aware.

319
00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:35,088
It features Whoopi Goldberg.

320
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:37,989
She played Guinan on
Star Trek: Next Gen.

321
00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:40,389
Penny, Next Gen
refers to Star Trek...

322
00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:41,692
Shut up.

323
00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:46,660
I would like to
propose a salon topic.

324
00:14:46,662 --> 00:14:48,091
Ooh, please do, Rajesh.

325
00:14:48,093 --> 00:14:50,301
The lead in The Hunger
Games is a woman.

326
00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:52,636
Marvel has made
"Tor" a female.

327
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:54,404
Wait, who's Tor?

328
00:14:54,406 --> 00:14:58,569
You know, Tor,
the God of "Tunder."

329
00:14:59,339 --> 00:15:02,238
As I was saying,
is this a sign

330
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,509
that our society is
approaching gender equality?

331
00:15:05,511 --> 00:15:09,009
Certainly a lot more women
are reading comic books now.

332
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,104
It's true.

333
00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:14,172
At the store, I had to put
a seat on the toilet.

334
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,603
We won't know
if there's equality

335
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,441
until female Thor has a baby

336
00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:20,869
and the Avengers are cool with
her pumping breast milk at work.

337
00:15:21,773 --> 00:15:23,704
I wonder if only a baby
who is worthy

338
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:25,702
can suckle at the bosom of Thor.

339
00:15:25,704 --> 00:15:27,740
Okay, new salon topic.

340
00:15:27,742 --> 00:15:30,569
Salons... dumb thing
from a long time ago

341
00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:33,806
or interesting thing made dumb
by talking about superheroes?

342
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:34,973
Discuss.

343
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,736
I don't believe it matters
what the topic is.

344
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,965
What's crucial for a salon

345
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,468
is that we conduct
the discussion

346
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,865
in an elevated
and insightful way.

347
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,768
It's all about the execution.

348
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:50,434
Of course you'd focus on that
rather than the inspiration.

349
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:52,000
Uh, new salon topic.

350
00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:55,067
What's more important,
an idea or its execution?

351
00:15:55,069 --> 00:15:56,561
Oh, that's fun.

352
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:58,200
Yeah, good for you, Leonard.

353
00:15:58,202 --> 00:15:59,798
That's a lovely little notion.

354
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,997
Kind of like,

355
00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:03,529
"I wish I could talk
to my uncle in Chicago."

356
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:06,628
Yeah, now stand back
while I invent the telephone.

357
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,625
"Hello? Oh, hold on."

358
00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:09,824
Leonard, it's your uncle.

359
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:12,231
He says you just got burned.

360
00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:14,366
Sheldon.

361
00:16:14,368 --> 00:16:15,829
You guys.
No, it's okay.

362
00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:18,194
We're all adults trying to have
an intelligent discussion.

363
00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:19,329
At least I am.

364
00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:20,695
Howard, what
do you think?

365
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:25,428
Well, I guess, as an engineer,
I lean towards execution.

366
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,497
I spend my days

367
00:16:26,499 --> 00:16:27,760
trying to take

368
00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:29,464
ideas and make them real.

369
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,732
Well said, old chap.

370
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:34,428
I thought eloquence had died;
here it stands before us.

371
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:36,403
Starting today, it'll go:
Gettysburg Address,

372
00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:39,200
"I have a dream"
and what you just said.

373
00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:40,534
Oh, now he's a genius?

374
00:16:40,536 --> 00:16:43,034
All you ever do is make fun
of him and engineering.

375
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,127
Leonard, please.
His mother just died.

376
00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:48,028
You're being ridiculous.

377
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:49,162
Yeah, so are you.

378
00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:50,792
Guys, if I wanted to hear
people be bitchy,

379
00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:52,095
I'd go to my real salon.

380
00:16:52,097 --> 00:16:54,892
Leonard, lots of people
could've had that idea,

381
00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:56,164
but very few people could've

382
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,931
worked out the math
the way I did.

383
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,362
Lots of people
also didn't have that idea,

384
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:03,338
like everyone in the entire
world except for me.

385
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,201
Oh, well,
apparently Leonard thinks

386
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,135
he's better than everyone
in the whole world,

387
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,238
including those

388
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,572
fighting for our freedom.

389
00:17:09,574 --> 00:17:11,036
Yeah, well,
I don't know about you,

390
00:17:11,038 --> 00:17:12,802
but I support our boys overseas.

391
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,842
And girls.

392
00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:18,673
Hey, you already ruined Thor;
give it a rest.

393
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,174
So I'm just supposed to be okay

394
00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:23,243
with you hogging
all the credit?

395
00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:25,040
I didn't hog anything.

396
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:28,434
Unlike you and that weird
lasagna with raisins in it.

397
00:17:28,436 --> 00:17:29,673
You want some of this?

398
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,134
- I'll give you some.
- Hey!

399
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:33,067
Sheldon, Leonard,
living room, right now!

400
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:42,735
She said my name first;
that must kill you.

401
00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:44,900
I don't know
what you think you're doing,

402
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,265
but this is a very difficult
time for my husband!

403
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,062
We're eating the last food
his mother ever made,

404
00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:52,531
and you were gonna throw it
at each other like children?

405
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,762
Whatever it is you're
fighting about, put it aside,

406
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,969
go back in there
and be a good friend to Howard

407
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,831
or there's no dessert
for either of you!

408
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,333
Look at me
when I'm talking to you!

409
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:05,771
And don't think...

410
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:10,072
You guys ever notice sometimes
Bernadette sounds like my mom?

411
00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:12,174
I don't hear it.
No, not at all.

412
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:31,865
I don't think I've eaten
that much in my entire life.

413
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,127
It's why my people wandered
the desert for 40 years.

414
00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:37,860
Took that long to walk it off.

415
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,589
You see, Penny, the Israelites
were in the desert...

416
00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:43,994
Shut up!

417
00:18:43,996 --> 00:18:47,024
So glad you two
are done fighting.

418
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:51,626
Right now, I'm just trying
to burp without throwing up.

419
00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:52,689
Hang on.

420
00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:55,660
Physics Today
mentioned the paper.

421
00:18:55,662 --> 00:18:56,754
What'd they say?

422
00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:59,151
Who cares?
Did they mention Leonard?

423
00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:00,253
They did.

424
00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,881
Yay.

425
00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:05,320
Good news, I found more Tums.

426
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,101
Yay!

427
00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:14,176
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