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It streams HD video straight
to your phone while it's flying.

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Nice.

3
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Where were you
when I was single?

4
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Okay, we should leave in
about an hour. You all packed?

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Uh, yeah, I just need to throw
in a few last minute things...

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you know, makeup,
underwear, clothes.

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If your bathroom floor

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counts as a carry-on,
you're packed.

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Leonard,
have you ever given

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a high school
commencement speech before?

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Nope. It's pretty exciting.

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Aren't you afraid
of being blinded?

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How would I be blinded?

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At the end of the ceremony,

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all the students throw
those pointy hats in the air.

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It's all pomp and circumstance

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until someone loses an eye.

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I'll take my chances.

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Fine.

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I wonder if they make

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"I told you so"
cards in braille.

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Look, the problem
with commencement speeches

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is that they're boring.

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Ooh, do you own
a T-shirt cannon?

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Why would he own
a T-shirt cannon?

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I don't know. Why do I own one?

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I think it's really nice

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that you're sharing
this experience with Penny.

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Mm, I thought
it'd be fun

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to show her my old
stomping grounds.

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I even know the exact spot
where they used to stomp me.

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Well, now you
get to go back

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as a successful
scientist.

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With a beautiful girl
on your arm.

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And a pointy hat sticking
out of your eyeball.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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How'd you get
ready so fast?

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Oh, I pack light.

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Once, I got through
an entire spring break

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with nothing
but a long T-shirt and a belt.

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Why did you need a belt?

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It's called an
evening look.

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I've never been to
New Jersey before.

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It gets a bad rap from shows

45
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like Jersey Shore
and Real Housewives.

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So it's not
really like that?

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No, it's like that.

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Well, I'm excited
to show you around.

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You think we'll have time
to visit your mom over there?

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Yes. We'll also have time to put
my junk in a garlic press,

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but I'm not
doing that either.

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Uh-oh.

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I just got an alert.

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Our flight's
been canceled.

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What?

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Yeah, looks like
there's a big storm

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all up the East Coast.

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Well, can we get
on another airline?

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I don't think so.

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So, that's it?

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We're not going?

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I guess not.

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Well, that sucks.

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Yeah.

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I worked hard on
that speech, too.

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Oh. You could tell it to me.

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Oh, thank you,
but I'm okay.

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Are you sure?

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I could pretend I'm a
high school cheerleader

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who can't control herself
around esteemed alumni.

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Greetings, distinguished
cheerleaders.

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Ooh!

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Okay, the WiFi extender
is on, the camera's on,

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they're both on
the same network;

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we should be
getting an image.

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All I see is a black screen.

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And my own reflection.

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I look sad.

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Maybe we should
recalibrate it.

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All right.
Step one:

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rapidly flip
the calibration switch

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from the fully up
to the fully down positions

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for at least ten times.

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It actually says "at least"?

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Yeah.

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Why would they say "at least"?

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Is it ten toggles?

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Is it 100 toggles? You know?

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Is it 1,000 toggles?

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10,000 toggles?
100,000 toggles?

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Sheldon!

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You see where
I'm going with this.

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Just flip the switch

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until the lights on the drone
change to solid yellow.

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All right,
that seems simple enough.

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Initiating calibration sequence.

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One, two, three, four,

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five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.

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Well, I suppose ten
is technically "at least ten."

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But they're still getting
at least one angry letter.

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Now I rotate
it horizontally

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on its center axis until
the lights turn green.

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Initiating rotation sequence.

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Don't look at me, initiate.

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Oh...
What does red and yellow mean?

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It means the
calibration failed.

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We have to start over.

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Oh. Very well.

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Reinitiating
calibration sequence.

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One, two, three, four,

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five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten...

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eleven.

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It's a good thing
I didn't send that letter.

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Mm. Hello, Daddy. What's up?

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Not much, just wanted to see
how my son's doing.

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Very well, thank you.

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Are you still dating
that dermatologist?

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If you could feel
how soft my skin is,

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you wouldn't have to ask.

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Oh, and there's something else
I wanted to ask you.

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Why did you spend a month's rent
on a toy helicopter?

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Oh, you're where that bill goes.

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I'm tired of indulging
your foolish lifestyle.

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It's time you learned
responsibility.

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And the only way
to teach you that

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is to cut off your allowance.

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No, Daddy, no!

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There are lots of other ways
to teach me responsibility.

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I know, you can give me an egg

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and make me take care of it
for a week!

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No, my mind is made up.

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Starting now,
you're on your own.

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But, Daddy,
I-I miss my family so much,

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and with you and Mummy
getting a divorce,

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I feel sad and empty.

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Buying a little toy

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every now and then
helps me fill that void.

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So while I can't
hug you every day,

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flying that helicopter...

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I'm cutting you off.

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Just to be clear,
financially or mid-sentence?

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No red and yellow,

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no red and yellow.

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Yay!
It's green!

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We did it!

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Oh!

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God, if it's this much fun to
rotate, imagine when we fly it.

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Okay, now all I have to do
is rotate it vertically

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until the lights turn off.

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Oh, no!
Oh!

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All right,
playtime's over.

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Let's open
this baby up.

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Won't that void the warranty?

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Sheldon, I have a master's
degree in engineering.

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I wipe my bottom
with warranties.

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Except for AppleCare.

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That pays for itself
in the long run.

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Hi.

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Hey, where'd you go?

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I got you a little something
to cheer you up.

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Really?

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Sex last night,
pancakes this morning...

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Am I dying?

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Just open it.

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A cap and gown?

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00:07:06,317 --> 00:07:07,919
Why do I need a cap and gown?

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00:07:07,921 --> 00:07:10,958
Because you are giving
your commencement speech.

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What are you talking about?

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I called your old high school

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and convinced them to let you
give your speech over Skype.

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Really?

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That's amazing!

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And you gave me the robes
to give it in.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, now about those...

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uh, they came from
a costume shop,

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and all they had left
was sexy graduate,

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so they...

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might be a little short.

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Short and sexy,
that's my wheelhouse.

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Yeah!

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Boy, oh, boy,
that's a lot of pieces.

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You know
what they all do, right?

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Yes, of course.

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What about this one?

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Well, I...
how familiar are you

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with miniaturized
integrated logic circuits?

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Not very.

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That right there
is a miniaturized

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00:08:00,526 --> 00:08:01,727
integrated logic circuit.

191
00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:06,937
So, can you
get it working?

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00:08:06,939 --> 00:08:09,609
I'm an MIT-trained engineer.

193
00:08:09,611 --> 00:08:12,014
I've built components
for the space station.

194
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I thought the zero-gravity
toilet didn't work.

195
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It worked fine,

196
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it just wasn't designed
for Russian cosmonauts

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and their potato-based diet.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey.
Hello.

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I have to return the helicopter.
My father...

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What did you do?

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00:08:32,523 --> 00:08:33,590
Well, don't worry.

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He went to MIT.

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He can solve any problem,

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as long as it doesn't originate
in a Russian man's colon.

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I don't freaking
believe this!

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Relax, it'll be fine.

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00:08:52,895 --> 00:08:54,530
No, you have to put
this back together

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00:08:54,532 --> 00:08:56,366
right now,
so I can return it!

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You can't return it.

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00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:01,043
Howard wiped his bottom
with the warranty.

212
00:09:01,045 --> 00:09:02,880
What?

213
00:09:02,882 --> 00:09:04,617
I think metaphorically.

214
00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:07,055
But he was in the bathroom
for a while.

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00:09:09,327 --> 00:09:10,696
Howard, my father cut me off.

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00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:12,365
I have to get my money back
for this!

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00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:13,668
Calm down.

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00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:14,904
Okay.

219
00:09:14,906 --> 00:09:16,641
Okay, you're right.

220
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,545
It's time for me to step up

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00:09:18,547 --> 00:09:20,516
and take responsibility
for my life.

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Be a man.

223
00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:28,264
Hello, Mummy.

224
00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:29,634
Hello, Rajesh.

225
00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,571
What a nice surprise.

226
00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:32,873
Well, I've been
thinking about you.

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00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,009
How are you doing?

228
00:09:34,011 --> 00:09:35,612
Are you happy, Mummy?

229
00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:38,250
Such a sweet boy for asking.

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Can't believe you come from
the poison seed of your father.

231
00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:44,797
Well, I like to think
I take mostly after you.

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00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:46,233
Anyway,
speaking of Daddy,

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I had a very strange
conversation with him.

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He said he couldn't afford
to send me money anymore

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because of
his active social life.

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What does that mean,
"active social life"?

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00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,159
Well, let's not talk about him

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00:09:59,161 --> 00:10:01,464
or whatever shenanigans
he may or may not be up to.

239
00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:02,566
Let's talk about you.

240
00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:05,906
Rajesh, is your father
seeing someone?

241
00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:07,409
All I know, Mummy, is that

242
00:10:07,411 --> 00:10:10,582
he's a single wealthy doctor,
and now, for some reason,

243
00:10:10,584 --> 00:10:13,855
there's no money
for your little boy.

244
00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:18,197
Well, however much money
your father was giving you,

245
00:10:18,199 --> 00:10:19,332
I'll give you more.

246
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:21,269
Thank you, Mummy, I love you!

247
00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,441
Helicopters for everybody!

248
00:10:25,913 --> 00:10:28,217
What's taking so long?

249
00:10:28,219 --> 00:10:29,687
I don't think
this is gonna work.

250
00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,056
Just let me see.

251
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,205
Sweetie, you know
you're supposed to wear clothes

252
00:10:39,207 --> 00:10:40,876
underneath a graduation gown.

253
00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:42,913
A: surprised you know that.

254
00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:47,221
B: I wanted to look like
a sexy graduate for you.

255
00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:48,190
Oh.

256
00:10:48,192 --> 00:10:49,325
Well, you do.

257
00:10:49,327 --> 00:10:50,762
Oh. Thank you.

258
00:10:50,764 --> 00:10:52,533
Yeah.

259
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:55,271
You're gonna be on Skype;
they're not gonna see your legs.

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00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:57,175
Well, I'm gonna go put on
some pants just in case.

261
00:10:57,177 --> 00:10:59,914
But I have to say,
this is very freeing.

262
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,124
Add a belt and I'll take you
someplace nice.

263
00:11:05,126 --> 00:11:06,127
Oh.

264
00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:08,330
Done and done.

265
00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:17,048
Okay, I think
I've narrowed it down

266
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:20,087
to a faulty pin on
the on board communication chip.

267
00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:22,726
Very impressive.

268
00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:24,830
You know, when you're
done with that,

269
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:27,669
can you look at this?

270
00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:31,276
It doesn't make smoke anymore.

271
00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:33,347
One toy at a time.

272
00:11:33,349 --> 00:11:34,884
Mm. Sorry.

273
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:36,253
Ah, maybe it's for the best.

274
00:11:36,255 --> 00:11:38,290
I hear locomotive smoke

275
00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:42,399
is the second leading cause of
death among train aficionados.

276
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,668
What's the first one?

277
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,906
Suicide.

278
00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:47,341
Wrong.

279
00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:48,678
Obesity.

280
00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,920
I have the tool you wanted.

281
00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,289
Thank you.

282
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,193
You guys don't have
to go to the trouble.

283
00:11:56,195 --> 00:11:57,396
I'm back in the money now;

284
00:11:57,398 --> 00:11:58,698
I can just buy
another helicopter.

285
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,967
It's not about the money.

286
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,336
It's about solving a problem.

287
00:12:01,338 --> 00:12:02,906
It's why I became an engineer.

288
00:12:02,908 --> 00:12:05,244
It's what I like to do,
it's what I'm trained to do.

289
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,215
It's who I am.

290
00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:10,187
Oh, look at you...
the little engineer that could.

291
00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:13,728
Why don't you just
call tech support?

292
00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,500
Hey! Whoa!
Not cool!

293
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,669
What?

294
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,239
There's two kinds of
people in this world:

295
00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:20,675
those who call
tech support

296
00:12:20,677 --> 00:12:24,182
and those who make fun of the
people who call tech support.

297
00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:25,819
I call tech support
all the time.

298
00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:27,188
Ha-ha!
You call tech support!

299
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,858
What a baby!

300
00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,866
And now, for our
commencement address,

301
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:35,337
one of our
most distinguished alumni,

302
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:40,448
noted Caltech physicist
Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

303
00:12:44,123 --> 00:12:46,427
Members of the faculty,
students,

304
00:12:46,429 --> 00:12:49,265
I'm excited to speak
to you today.

305
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,535
I can't help but remember

306
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,673
the last time
I was in this auditorium.

307
00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:54,208
Two guys from the lacrosse team

308
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:57,482
played keep-away
with my asthma inhaler.

309
00:12:57,484 --> 00:13:01,122
But enough about
my ten-year reunion.

310
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:03,628
I'd also like
to take a moment

311
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,598
to thank
my beautiful fiancée

312
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,201
for to helping make
this speech possible,

313
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,172
even though weather
nearly prevented it.

314
00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:11,644
Oh. Hello.

315
00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,514
I-I didn't know
he was gonna point it at me,

316
00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:16,587
so... don't do drugs
and stay in school.

317
00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:17,389
They're graduating.

318
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:18,791
Okay, bye!

319
00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:23,534
All right, the power
supply is reconnected.

320
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,937
I think we're
back in business.

321
00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:27,676
Let's just run a few tests
before we take it outside.

322
00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:29,380
Sheldon, we got WiFi?
Check.

323
00:13:29,382 --> 00:13:30,548
GPS?
Check.

324
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,251
Battery charged?
Check.

325
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:35,692
Four hours of our lives gone?
Check.

326
00:13:35,694 --> 00:13:37,061
All right.

327
00:13:37,063 --> 00:13:38,230
All systems go.

328
00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,233
In five...

329
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:42,038
four, three, two, one.

330
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,787
That's what my
train used to do.

331
00:13:53,194 --> 00:13:55,832
Ready to call
tech support?

332
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,404
Give me the number.

333
00:13:58,406 --> 00:13:59,706
Probably wind up

334
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,412
talking to some foreign guy

335
00:14:02,414 --> 00:14:06,554
who's reading from
the same manual I have.

336
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:15,505
It's my father, you jerks.

337
00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:20,915
Hello, Daddy.

338
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,151
What did you say to your mother?

339
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,154
Nothing.

340
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,090
I was just calling to check in,

341
00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:26,427
make sure she's doing okay.

342
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:27,729
Well, after talking to you,

343
00:14:27,731 --> 00:14:31,102
she seems to think
I'm some sort of playboy.

344
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,439
Really?

345
00:14:32,441 --> 00:14:35,344
I don't know where
she'd get an idea like that.

346
00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:37,949
You know Mummy
and her crazy imagination.

347
00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:41,222
I'm so lucky I take after you.

348
00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:44,863
You think you take after me?

349
00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:46,232
Well, I try to.

350
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:47,903
I certainly wouldn't
be a scientist

351
00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:51,744
if you hadn't been
my role model.

352
00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:55,618
Who wants to go to Vegas
in a real helicopter?

353
00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:01,162
It was L. Frank Baum who said,

354
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:06,306
"No thief, however skillful,
can rob one of knowledge,

355
00:15:06,308 --> 00:15:11,517
and that is why knowledge is
the best and safest treasure."

356
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,723
Wow, I'm boring myself.

357
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:19,131
Sorry, I can't see
any of your faces right now,

358
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:21,035
but I bet they look like this.

359
00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:29,553
Uh, you know,
I-I wrote an entire speech

360
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,924
to say how high school
prepares you

361
00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:34,997
and what a wonderful
place it is,

362
00:15:34,999 --> 00:15:37,301
but I hated it.

363
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,906
Maybe high school's great
if you look like this...

364
00:15:41,911 --> 00:15:46,820
but I didn't even feel like
I existed at that school.

365
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,426
And now that I think about it,

366
00:15:49,428 --> 00:15:51,997
I bet a lot of you
feel the same way.

367
00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:55,538
So, for the remainder
of my speech,

368
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,844
this is for the invisible kids.

369
00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:02,151
Uh, maybe you never fit in.

370
00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:04,623
Or maybe you're
the smallest kid in the school,

371
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,827
or the heaviest or the weirdest.

372
00:16:06,829 --> 00:16:08,029
Maybe you're graduating

373
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,300
and you still haven't had
your first kiss.

374
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,338
By the way, 19;

375
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,778
and Geraldine Coco,
wherever you are, thank you.

376
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,553
Maybe you don't have
any friends.

377
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:22,392
And guess what? That's okay.

378
00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,663
While all the popular kids
are off doing...

379
00:16:24,665 --> 00:16:26,600
whatever, I don't know
what they were doing

380
00:16:26,602 --> 00:16:27,902
'cause I was never there...

381
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,441
I'll-I'll tell you later.

382
00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:33,279
My point is,

383
00:16:33,281 --> 00:16:35,385
while you're spending
all this time on your own,

384
00:16:35,387 --> 00:16:39,393
building computers
or practicing your cello,

385
00:16:39,395 --> 00:16:43,266
what you're really doing
is becoming interesting.

386
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,373
And when people finally
do notice you,

387
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:49,446
they're gonna find someone
a lot cooler than they thought.

388
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:52,017
And for those of you
who were popular in high school,

389
00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:55,357
it's over, sorry.

390
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:58,229
Thank you and congratulations.

391
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:05,043
Your call is important to us.

392
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:07,382
All our technicians are busy
helping other customers.

393
00:17:07,384 --> 00:17:08,651
Please stay on the line

394
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,721
and someone will be
with you shortly.

395
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:22,612
What happened to me?

396
00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:27,689
When did I become
an old man

397
00:17:27,691 --> 00:17:30,260
baffled by modern
technology?

398
00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:32,432
Next thing you know,

399
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,402
I'll be hitching my pants
up to my armpits

400
00:17:34,404 --> 00:17:36,440
and complaining about

401
00:17:36,442 --> 00:17:39,479
the awful music
the kids are listening to.

402
00:17:39,481 --> 00:17:42,652
It is awful, isn't it?

403
00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:44,823
Listen to that noise.

404
00:17:47,763 --> 00:17:49,666
Hang on, hang on.

405
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,335
It's working!
I did it!

406
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,271
How'd you do that?

407
00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:54,509
No idea, but
I did it!

408
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:58,684
Maybe you shouldn't be
flying it inside.

409
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,753
Well, I'm not flying it!

410
00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:01,055
Then who is?
I don't know!

411
00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:03,627
Must be getting a WiFi signal
from somewhere else!

412
00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:09,171
Initiate landing sequence!
Initiate landing sequence!

413
00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:13,046
Hey, the camera's working!

414
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,114
Oh, look, it's me.

415
00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:22,064
Yes, it's a robot uprising!
Call the police!

416
00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:34,525
So you really think
they liked it?

417
00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:36,995
Oh, sweetie, it was
the best speech I...

418
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:41,572
Don't worry,
everyone in here is safe.

419
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:50,468
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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