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Can you believe it's been
five years since our first date?

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I know.

3
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Do you think I should start
watching The Flash TV show?

4
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That's what
you're thinking about?

5
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Well, one of the things.

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Are any of them me?

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Yes.

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I thought, “I can't decide

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“if I should watch
The Flash TV show.

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I know, I'll ask Amy.”

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Anyway...

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What are you doing?

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You're right, you did
kind of kill the mood.

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I didn't kill anything.

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You did, talking about
your stupid TV show.

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Excuse me.

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Starting to watch a television
show that might run for years

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isn't a decision
to take lightly.

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I'm wrestling with

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a big commitment issue here.

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Really?

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That's the commitment issue
you're wrestling with?

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Sheldon,

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do you understand the irony

25
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of your fixation on a man
with super speed,

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while after five years
all I can get out of you

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is a distracted make-out session
on a couch?

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Irony's not really
my strong suit.

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But I have been getting better
with sarcasm,

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if you want to give that a try.

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Oh, sure, I'd love to.

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Whenever you're ready.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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I don't want to rush you,

35
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but I'm closing
a little early tonight.

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Ooh. Hot date?

37
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Uh, no. I overheard
Bernadette tell Howard

38
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she was making him a meat loaf,

39
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and you don't have
to not ask me twice.

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If I stick a lightbulb on this,
wouldn't it make a great lamp

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for my bedroom?

42
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You're kidding, right?

43
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Oh. Is this freaking you out?

44
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I guess I'm just more
of a Pottery Barn,

45
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Crate and Barrel kind of guy.

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Maybe Pier 1
if I really want to cut loose.

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All right. Never mind.

48
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No, no, no.
Hey, you should totally get it.

49
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In fact, I'll buy it for you.

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Sold!

51
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Raj, you don't have to do that.

52
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Too late!
No returns!

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That was really intense.

54
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Well, now we know, next time
we go to the farmers' market,

55
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the order is petting zoo first,
then buy vegetables.

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Hey.

57
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Oh, good. You're here.
I need your assistance.

58
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Can it wait until I put
a Band-Aid on a goat bite?

59
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What happened?
Oh.

60
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Your buddy got mugged
by some baby farm animals.

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Been there.
Mmm.

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So what do you need help with?

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Amy's mad at me,
and I'm not clear why.

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Okay. Were you talking
before she got upset?

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Yes.
That's probably it.

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What'd you say to her?

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Well, I just asked her
if I should start watching

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the new Flash TV series.

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And that made her angry?

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Baffling, right? We were necking

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like a couple of hooligans
under the school bleachers.

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I stopped so I could ask
the question.

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Next thing I know, good-bye,
kissy face. Hello, yelly face.

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Well, Sheldon, when
you're kissing a girl,

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she expects the
attention to be on her.

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It was. I asked her

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if she thought
I should watch The Flash.

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Yeah. I'm tapping out.
Leonard?

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I'm gonna guess that your main
concern is the time commitment

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of watching an entire season
of a new show.

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Oh, no, not just a season.

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If I'm in,
I'm in for the whole run,

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even if the quality declines.

84
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I get it.
Smallville almost wrecked you.

85
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Yeah. Exactly.

86
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You know, I waited ten years

87
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to see a guy
everyone knows can fly, fly.

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Wait, what is wrong
with you two?

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He was talking about television
during their date night.

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Oh, not just date night...
our fifth anniversary.

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Okay, see, that's even dumber
than you wondering

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if being bitten by a goat would
give you the powers of a goat.

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If that happens,
don't make me wait ten years

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to watch you eat a tin can.

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You guys ever notice that Emily
has a bit of a twisted side?

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You mean
'cause she has weird tattoos?

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No, because she wants to have
sex with me in a graveyard.

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One more time?

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She and I were supposed to watch

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the new Avengers movie tonight,
but it was sold out.

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So I said,
“What else do you want to do?”

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She said,
“Let's go to a cemetery

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and do it on somebody's grave.”

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Like, a random person
or somebody she knew?

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What difference
does it make?

106
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Well, if it's

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her father's grave
and they didn't get along,

108
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then you know
she holds a grudge.

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The only issue is that everybody
has their own thing.

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And as long
as it's two consenting adults,

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I guess
I don't see the harm in it.

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Well, what if it's
one consenting adult

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and one adult who
pretends to consent

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because he's afraid
of being alone?

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Well, then I guess
bring a blanket.

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The grass gets damp at night.

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I don't know, guys.

118
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Maybe this relationship
isn't for me.

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Maybe I should break up
with her.

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Right. You're gonna
break up with a girl

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who has sex with you.
Can you believe this guy?

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I think if Raj wants to break up
with a girl, he can do it.

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How are you saying that
with a straight face?

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I don't know.

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You guys are being jerks.

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Buddy, other than Jenny Craig,

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you've never broken up
with a girl in your life.

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You're one
to talk.

129
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You've been complaining
about Stuart

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living here for the past year.

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I don't see you showing him
the door.

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That's not the
same thing.

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Emily's a person.

134
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Stuart's more like
an infestation,

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something you spray for.

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Baloney, okay?
You two are

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as afraid of hurting
someone's feelings as I am.

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That's not true. We were just
laughing right in your face.

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Thanks for cooking.
Mmm. My pleasure.

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That carrot was delicious.
Yeah.

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I wish I'd fought harder
for the rest of 'em.

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Still haven't heard
from her?

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No, and I'm confused.

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It's been nearly 24 hours.

145
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Amy should have figured out
she's wrong by now.

146
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Hey, I don't think she's wrong

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about you going too slow
in the relationship.

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Too slow?

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Yeah, you've been
going out

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for years.
You haven't even slept together.

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That's right.
It's called foreplay.

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And I could make the case

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that you two aren't moving
forward in your relationship.

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Uh,

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hello.

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Hello.

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No. Sheldon,
we're getting married.

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But you've been engaged
for over a year now,

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and you don't even have
a wedding date.

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Well, we will. We're
just not in a rush.

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Okay.

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We're gonna set a date.

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Okay. If you say so.

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Yeah, it's just, things are good right now.
Really good.

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I'm focusing on my job.
And we've been busy with our paper.

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So busy.

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Yeah, we'll pick a date
when we pick a date.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You know, I can see
why Amy's mad at you.

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Yeah, shut up,
Sheldon!

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Did you eat
all my yogurt?

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You mean the one that
makes ladies do the thing

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that ladies pretend
they don't do

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even though they do?

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You know...

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which yogurt I mean.

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I didn't touch it.
Must have been Stuart.

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Maybe Raj is right.

180
00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:07,502
Maybe it's time we tell him
he needs to move out.

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We should have done
it months ago.

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I know, but his store
was reopening,

183
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and then there were the
holidays, and then he was sick.

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Yeah, right.

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Sick. He didn't have jaundice.

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He just looks like that.

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All right.
Tonight's the night.

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Agreed.

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When he gets home, I'm
dropping the hammer.

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Ooh, I like
when you take charge.

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Oh, I'm not taking charge...
you're the hammer.

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So...

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why haven't we
picked a date?

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You know why.

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Well, of course I know why.

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But just for fun... why?

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Not in a rush, busy with work...

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Things are good right now.
Really good.

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You still want
to get married, right?

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Oh, my God. Yes.
Why would you even ask that?

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00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:04,049
I don't know.
Because we don't have a date?

202
00:09:04,051 --> 00:09:06,353
Well, you want a date,
pick a date.

203
00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:07,555
It's not just the date.

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00:09:07,557 --> 00:09:08,959
We haven't talked
about anything.

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00:09:08,961 --> 00:09:10,863
Big wedding, small wedding,
indoor, outdoor...

206
00:09:10,865 --> 00:09:16,040
Outdoor? Oh.
I can RSVP no right now.

207
00:09:16,042 --> 00:09:18,277
Okay, indoor it is.
Big or small?

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00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:20,081
Is your dad paying for it?
I doubt it.

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00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,653
Okay, two friends each.

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00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:25,525
All right, well,
I want it in a church.

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Fine. I want black-tie.

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00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:28,832
Fine.
I want to release butterflies.

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Seriously? Airborne worms?

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Okay. Well, then it's settled:

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00:09:34,612 --> 00:09:37,349
small indoor church wedding,
black-tie, no butterflies.

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Sounds perfect.
Great.

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You still
didn't pick a date.

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Stay out of it!
Shut up!

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00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:55,150
Mmm. It's a beautiful night.

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Oh, yes, we've
got the moon

221
00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,595
and the trees and...

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Elizabeth McNulty,

223
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,905
who apparently died
when she was the same age I am.

224
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,214
Makes you feel
alive, doesn't it?

225
00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:12,020
So does enjoying a meal
at a well-lit restaurant,

226
00:10:12,022 --> 00:10:14,625
but here we are.

227
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,430
You aren't scared, are you?

228
00:10:17,432 --> 00:10:20,069
Of ghosts, no.

229
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:22,641
Of you, little bit.

230
00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:27,283
I'm sorry I've
upset you.

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00:10:27,285 --> 00:10:29,387
I shouldn't have asked
so many questions.

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00:10:29,389 --> 00:10:30,590
No, it's okay.

233
00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:32,126
Yeah, maybe it's good
you got us

234
00:10:32,128 --> 00:10:34,030
talking about this stuff.

235
00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:35,700
Well, look at that...

236
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:39,809
even when I'm causing problems,
I make the world a better place.

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00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:43,048
Hey, next, why don't we tackle
your penchant for whining

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00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:46,088
and Penny's love
of the ol' glug-glug?

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00:10:49,429 --> 00:10:51,264
Uh, Sheldon, I think
we're good for now.

240
00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,601
Ah, well... very well.

241
00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:54,972
So does this mean you'll
finally pick a wedding date?

242
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:56,943
Here we go again.

243
00:10:56,945 --> 00:10:59,748
Why is everyone so concerned
with us setting a date?

244
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,151
We're committed to
each other. We're happy.

245
00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:03,656
A ceremony isn't gonna
change anything.

246
00:11:03,658 --> 00:11:06,294
So you're never getting married?

247
00:11:07,398 --> 00:11:08,867
It's his whining, isn't it?

248
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,772
Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.

249
00:11:14,747 --> 00:11:17,150
It's amusing
that he doesn't hear it.

250
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,324
Look, all she's saying
is we are in love

251
00:11:21,326 --> 00:11:22,728
so it doesn't matter
if we get married

252
00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:26,067
tomorrow or a year from now
or 50 years from now.

253
00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:28,706
Ew, 50?
We'll be old and gross.

254
00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:31,411
Yeah, but we'll be old
and gross together.

255
00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:32,848
My aunt and uncle

256
00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:35,152
were married 63 years.

257
00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:38,292
Towards the end, it was
like watching cheese melt.

258
00:11:48,982 --> 00:11:52,053
Um... I'm
free tonight.

259
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,334
Are you saying
you want to get married?

260
00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:02,173
Vegas isn't
that far away.

261
00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:04,477
I'm in. Let's do it.

262
00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:14,063
After all these years.

263
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,802
I'm really happy
for the two of you.

264
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,071
Oh, thank you.
Thanks.

265
00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:20,276
Now get out of my spot.

266
00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:26,454
Bernie, Stuart just pulled up.

267
00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:28,458
So remember,

268
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,195
the key is to be firm.

269
00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:31,331
Show no weakness.

270
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,836
Right.
Good luck.

271
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:36,408
Howard Joel Wolowitz,
you get back here.

272
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:40,282
Never should have
told you my middle name.

273
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:43,723
Hey, guys.
Hey, you got a minute?

274
00:12:43,725 --> 00:12:46,696
Sure. Uh, let me just put
this stuff in the fridge.

275
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:49,000
I felt bad for finishing
your yogurt, so I bought more.

276
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,237
And, Howard, your favorite
fruit is in season.

277
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:53,008
Crunch Berries.

278
00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:56,649
Don't let that sway you.

279
00:12:56,651 --> 00:13:00,055
It's hard not to. They taste so
much better than real berries.

280
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:03,562
What's up?

281
00:13:03,564 --> 00:13:06,167
So... we need to talk.

282
00:13:08,908 --> 00:13:11,244
You okay?

283
00:13:12,281 --> 00:13:13,750
I think we should talk.

284
00:13:14,987 --> 00:13:16,822
Is everything okay?

285
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,562
Well... you've been
living here a while now.

286
00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:22,934
I know.
I may sell comic books at work,

287
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,570
but the real superheroes

288
00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:26,374
are sitting
right in front of me.

289
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:31,585
Yeah...

290
00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:34,892
His middle name is David. Go.

291
00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:38,599
Look, I care about you a lot,

292
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:41,471
but we are very
different people.

293
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:43,609
Are you breaking up with me?

294
00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:46,582
No, no, I'm just
pointing out that

295
00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:49,855
you're dark on the inside
and I'm dark on the outside.

296
00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:54,063
So, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is...

297
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,405
You need to take that?

298
00:13:58,407 --> 00:13:59,708
It's just my dad,
probably calling

299
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:02,012
to wish me a happy birthday.

300
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,116
I'll call him back.

301
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:06,120
You were saying?

302
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:10,763
Look, Raj, be honest with me.

303
00:14:10,765 --> 00:14:12,667
If you want to end things,
just do it.

304
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:14,537
Don't expect me
to do it for you.

305
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:20,249
End things? I'm trying to
tell you that I love you.

306
00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:37,951
Wow, there's
a Denny's in Vegas

307
00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,320
you can actually
get married in.

308
00:14:39,322 --> 00:14:41,825
Doesn't sound very romantic.

309
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:44,230
Yeah, but we could get
heart-shaped pancakes.

310
00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:46,702
I'm sure we'll find
a decent chapel.

311
00:14:46,704 --> 00:14:48,538
Yeah.

312
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,511
This is crazy!
I know!

313
00:14:51,513 --> 00:14:53,348
You think people
are gonna be mad?

314
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,020
Maybe. But this isn't
about them; it's about us.

315
00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:59,126
It is.
It is about us.

316
00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:00,763
And you know what
the best part is?

317
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:02,232
We took our time.

318
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,005
I mean, we met, we were friends
for a couple years,

319
00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:08,411
then we got together,
and then we got untogether,

320
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,148
then we worked out
all our problems,

321
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:12,553
and now we know
everything about each other,

322
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:16,494
we can just go forward with
no surprises and no regrets.

323
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,766
Right.
No surprises.

324
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,641
And no regrets.

325
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:28,719
Uh,

326
00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:31,925
well, there-there's
one thing

327
00:15:31,927 --> 00:15:34,030
I feel I should tell you.

328
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:35,065
What?

329
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,671
You know, so we
can go into this

330
00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:39,975
with no secrets
between us.

331
00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:41,177
What?

332
00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:46,889
Remember, uh,
a couple years back

333
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:49,828
when I was on that research ship
in the North Sea?

334
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,431
Yeah.
Okay, well,

335
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,736
there-there was a
lot of drinking

336
00:15:53,738 --> 00:15:55,873
and craziness going on...
No, you told me.

337
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,576
Okay, um...

338
00:15:59,282 --> 00:16:01,885
Well, there was this girl.

339
00:16:03,123 --> 00:16:05,192
What did you do?
Nothing...

340
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:06,695
really.

341
00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:08,298
It was just kissing.

342
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,335
And then what?
And then nothing.

343
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,907
I stopped it.

344
00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:16,782
But it still bothers me, and...

345
00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:20,522
I wanted you to know.

346
00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:26,067
All right.

347
00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:30,108
Did you ever do anything
like this since we've been...?

348
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,647
Nope, never.
Oh, that's too bad.

349
00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:36,922
You know, can I ask you a question?
Hmm?

350
00:16:36,924 --> 00:16:38,324
Why are you
telling me this now?

351
00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:41,665
Well, like I said,
we're about to get married,

352
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,236
and I-I want a clean slate.

353
00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:45,505
No secrets.

354
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:46,875
Really?
Be-Because to me,

355
00:16:46,877 --> 00:16:48,612
it seems like
we're about to get married

356
00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:49,915
and you're trying
to sabotage it.

357
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:51,365
W-Would you rather
I didn't tell you?

358
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:53,076
No, I don't want there
to be secrets between us.

359
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,314
See, now I'm confused.

360
00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:55,817
I mean, what-what
am I supposed to do?

361
00:16:55,819 --> 00:16:58,555
Uh, keep your mouth
off other women.

362
00:16:58,557 --> 00:17:00,860
I can do that.

363
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,463
Uh, uh, f-from now on,

364
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:05,302
this mouth...
you and food, that's it.

365
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,845
Okay.

366
00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:11,949
Yeah?

367
00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:16,324
Look, I'm not happy
this happened,

368
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,195
but I think
I can get past it.

369
00:17:18,197 --> 00:17:20,199
I mean, we weren't
engaged at the time,

370
00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:21,669
and it was just kissing.

371
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:22,938
Right.

372
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,409
Just kissing.

373
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,413
It wasn't even very good.

374
00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,250
She was a smoker.
I'd just been seasick...

375
00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,753
Okay, that's enough.
Stop talking.

376
00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:38,034
So...

377
00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:41,007
we're still
getting married?

378
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:42,677
Yes.

379
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:45,917
Because we love each other.

380
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,621
Yes.

381
00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:50,894
And it's the happiest day
of our lives.

382
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,363
Don't push it.

383
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,644
Hello.

384
00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:06,813
Hello.

385
00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:09,417
Listen, I've been
thinking a lot

386
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:10,754
about relationships

387
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,027
and how difficult they can be,
and I think...

388
00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:16,264
I've been thinking
about them, too, Sheldon.

389
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:20,841
Being your girlfriend
is so challenging.

390
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,243
Emotionally,

391
00:18:22,245 --> 00:18:24,347
physically.

392
00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:27,888
I've been incredibly patient
for years.

393
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:30,426
Strongly disagree.

394
00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:32,196
Go on.

395
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,569
Okay, well...

396
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:39,645
this isn't easy to say,
because I love you,

397
00:18:39,647 --> 00:18:41,381
but...

398
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:45,156
I need some time
to take a step back

399
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,295
and reevaluate our situation.

400
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,435
Oh.

401
00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:54,675
I hope you understand.

402
00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:58,783
Okay.

403
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:02,223
Bye, Sheldon.

404
00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:22,664
Well, Gollum...

405
00:19:24,469 --> 00:19:27,808
you're an expert on rings.

406
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,544
What do I do with this one?

407
00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:40,656
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