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What a wonderful day, thank you.

2
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Oh, we're glad
you had fun.

3
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Blue Icees and a trip
to The Container Store?

4
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It's like I died and went
to the post-mortem,

5
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neuron-induced hallucination
commonly mistaken as heaven.

6
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I still don't understand
why you bought that pill caddie.

7
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You're a young man.

8
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Age is a state of
mind, Leonard.

9
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In here I'm 90.

10
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Why are you taking
your bins over there?

11
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That's just where
I need them.

12
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You know, she doesn't have
a lot of closet space.

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What's wrong with your closet?

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Uh...

15
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Well, honey, you know,

16
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now that Leonard and I
are married,

17
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it kind of makes sense
that we actually live together.

18
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So that's all this day was?

19
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A plan to butter me up
before delivering bad news?

20
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Come on, buddy.
No, I thought we were friends.

21
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You asked for a sip of my Icee.

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If you had your own straw,
I might've said yes.

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Sheldon, please, we already
feel bad about this.

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You know what they don't sell
at The Container Store?

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Something large enough
to contain my disappointment.

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Although,

27
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if anyone did, it would be them.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Thank you for letting
me come speak with you.

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Of course.

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As my relationships
with Penny and Amy

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are currently strained,
I'm turning to you

33
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for female comfort
and encouragement.

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Aww.

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I'm honored.
I tried

36
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reaching out to my mother,
but she was in Bible study.

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Leonard's mother
is on a book tour.

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My Mee-Maw was taking a nap,

39
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and after a while Siri
started repeating her answers.

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So, I'm your seventh choice.

41
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Yeah, I know, top ten,
pretty exciting.

42
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How can I help you?

43
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Well, in addition
to Amy leaving me,

44
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Leonard's moving in with Penny.

45
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It's difficult
not to feel abandoned.

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Well, why don't you look at this
as an opportunity?

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You had other roommates
before Leonard.

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Maybe this is a chance

49
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to find someone new.

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Perhaps I could find someone
better than Leonard.

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Someone I can rub in his face.

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Chris Pratt's
all the rage right now.

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I wonder how he'd feel

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about taking
the smaller bedroom.

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Hey.
Hey.

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You know who would be
the perfect roommate?

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Gandalf, but he's a smoker.

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Stuart.

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He's been living with us
for a while now.

60
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I'm sure he'd love
to get us out of his hair.

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Nope, couldn't be happier.

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Well, Sheldon's looking
for a...

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Nope.

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He'll think about it.
No I won't!

65
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Have you seen
this Archie comic?

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It's actually
Archie versus Predator.

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How could Archie
defeat Predator?

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I don't know.

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Maybe Jughead's a Terminator.

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Hey.
Hey, Stuart.

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Do you guys know any musicians?

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Why?

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I was thinking it might be cool

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to have live music here
a few nights a week.

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You know, give
this place more

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of a "staying in business" vibe.

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What kind of music
are you thinking of?

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I like all kinds of music,
but my favorite genre is free.

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Hey, we've always talked

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about playing together.

81
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Well, it could be fun

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to try a little acoustic thing.

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Oh, we could play
"filk" music.

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What's that?

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It's been around for years.

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It's like folk music,
but with a sci-fi/fantasy theme.

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I like it.

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It sounds exactly like something

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I shouldn't be expected
to pay for.

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Dude, if we do this,

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we're gonna need
a cool band name.

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You know, I've actually

93
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had one I've been
sitting on for years.

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Really?

95
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It was for this power trio

96
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I tried to put together
in junior high,

97
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but I was short two friends.

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What is it?

99
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Footprints on the Moon.

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I just got chills.

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So did I.

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Me, too.

103
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But I-I might have Lyme Disease.

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Just a few more signatures,
and we'll be finished.

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Initial here to acknowledge
that you've returned your key.

106
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Okay.

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As my future neighbor,

108
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I'd like you to have a key.

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Initial here to acknowledge
you received it.

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I'm proud of you.
You're taking this really well.

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Well, it's not like I'm never
going to see you two again.

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Which brings us to
article 23 subsection C...

113
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please check here
to reserve your spot

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at the ten year
roommate reunion.

115
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Do I really have to do that now?

116
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No, but if you want chicken

117
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and get stuck with the fish, year
that's on you.

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All right.

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Oh, and lastly,

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please initial here to confirm

121
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that ownership
of the living room couch

122
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is hereby transferred to me

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in perpetuity
all throughout the universe

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and all alternate universes

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except for those universes
where owning a couch

126
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is forbidden by the hive queen.

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In which case,
all glory to the hive queen.

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All right,
now all that's left

129
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is for us to sign
and date the document,

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and we will officially
no longer be roommates.

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What's the matter?

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It's harder than I thought.

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Let me help you.

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L-E-O-N...

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That helped.

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So I have an idea
for a filk song.

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Kind of a,

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a power ballad,
superhero crossover tale

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of epic proportions.

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Is it cold in here,

141
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'cause, oh, my.

142
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Okay, so it's a, it's a
David and Goliath story.

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It's about man against God.

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It's called "Hammer and Whip:

145
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"The Untold Story

146
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of Thor versus Indiana Jones."

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Thor versus Indiana Jones?

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You just blew my filking mind.

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Okay, I don't have it
all worked out yet,

150
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but I was thinking
something like, um...

151
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Oh yes, definitely.

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Hang on.

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That-that is so good!

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Right?

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Mamma-jamma just came to me.

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Okay, and here's the hook.

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Oh, man, that rocks.

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Hey, remember
The Ark of the Covenant?

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Yeah?

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That's how much we're
gonna melt people's faces off.

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I appreciate your interest
in the apartment.

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I just need to ask you
a few standard questions.

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Sure.
It says here you're a chemist.

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Which element
on the periodic table

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do you feel is too big
for its britches?

166
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Is that supposed to be a joke?

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Looks like argon's not
the only one

168
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with an attitude problem.

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In general,

170
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would you say
that you smell better, worse

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or the same as you do right now?

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I was going to ask you

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what is the best fruit,

174
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but then I realized
what I want to ask you

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is why is there a Band-Aid
on your forearm,

176
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but then I realized what

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I really want to ask you is

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just can you just go?

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You're healthy.

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You have a job in the sciences.

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I've got to say, if this
credit report comes back good,

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you're the frontrunner.

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I'm not gonna be
your roommate, Sheldon.

184
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But I met with 11 people,

185
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and they all walked out.

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And that Hollywood phony
Chris Pratt

187
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never tweeted me back.

188
00:09:00,564 --> 00:09:03,328
I'm sure you'll find
somebody else.

189
00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,162
I suppose.

190
00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:06,562
What happened to me, Amy?

191
00:09:06,564 --> 00:09:07,695
Years ago I was

192
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completely disengaged
from my feelings.

193
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I'd say it was a happier time,

194
00:09:11,597 --> 00:09:15,562
but I was disengaged from
my feelings, so who can tell?

195
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I don't know how to help you.

196
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You know,
feelings are a part of life.

197
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They didn't used to be.

198
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You and Leonard and Penny,

199
00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:25,629
you all poisoned me
with emotions.

200
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I was like the Tin Man,
perfectly content

201
00:09:27,764 --> 00:09:30,096
until that evil Wizard
gave him a heart.

202
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I don't think that was
the point of the movie.

203
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Fine, then I was like Pinocchio

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00:09:36,831 --> 00:09:40,428
before that jerk Geppetto
went and made him a real boy.

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There you go.

206
00:09:44,831 --> 00:09:46,495
So, what are you
thinking for dinner?

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Well, it's Thai food night.

208
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Well, honey,

209
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you don't live
with Sheldon anymore.

210
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You can have anything you want.

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You're right.

212
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But what?

213
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Mexican?

214
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,762
Italian? German?

215
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,096
Indian? Greek?

216
00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:01,328
Cuban? Chinese?

217
00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:02,328
Pizza? Barbecue?

218
00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:05,295
Korean? Korean barbecue?

219
00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:07,262
How about Thai food?

220
00:10:07,264 --> 00:10:09,128
Oh, thank God

221
00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:14,362
Hey, we're going to dinner.
You want to come?

222
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,029
Oh, I wish I could,

223
00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:19,228
but I realized I've become
too emotionally vulnerable,

224
00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,228
so, like an operating system,

225
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:24,328
I'm restoring my life
to the last stable version,

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which was in 2003,
the day before I met Leonard.

227
00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,929
You heard him, no.

228
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,228
Hang on.

229
00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,529
Wait, you actually
think it's 2003?

230
00:10:34,531 --> 00:10:36,529
No, just because
I'm living my life

231
00:10:36,531 --> 00:10:38,962
like it was 12 years ago
doesn't mean I'm delusional.

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00:10:38,964 --> 00:10:40,695
And since it is 2003,

233
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I don't know who you are,

234
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:44,428
so please exit the premises

235
00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:47,061
before I call the police
on my stylish new flip phone.

236
00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:04,111
Are you doing okay?

237
00:11:04,113 --> 00:11:05,578
I guess.

238
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,811
I'm just, you know,
worried about Sheldon.

239
00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:09,678
Well, come on,
he's a grown man in his 30s

240
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,311
pretending to be
a grown man in his 20s.

241
00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:12,511
He's fine.

242
00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:15,678
I hope so.

243
00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,711
What else can you do?
Move back in with him?

244
00:11:17,713 --> 00:11:19,211
No, of course not.
I-I just feel bad.

245
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:20,377
Well, so do I,

246
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,745
but don't you want to live
with your wife

247
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,277
and set the thermostat

248
00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:25,377
to whatever you want

249
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,911
and have your body tell you

250
00:11:26,913 --> 00:11:28,578
when it's time to go
to the bathroom,

251
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,611
you know, not a schedule slipped

252
00:11:29,613 --> 00:11:32,144
underneath your door
every morning?

253
00:11:32,146 --> 00:11:35,377
I did like that he had
the weather on it.

254
00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:38,978
Trust me,
this is the right thing.

255
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,211
I know.

256
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,811
And it's not like
we're abandoning him.

257
00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:42,978
Plus,

258
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:45,311
we can FaceTime him
whenever we want,

259
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:49,244
you know, once iPhones
are invented in his universe.

260
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:55,211
I can't believe Sheldon

261
00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:56,544
asked you to be his roommate.

262
00:11:56,546 --> 00:12:00,177
I can't believe
he ran my credit.

263
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,678
Hey, if you're open to living
with someone great,

264
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,144
I'll give you $1,000
to take Stuart.

265
00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:08,077
You really should've gone
on the Internet

266
00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:10,010
and checked how long
that kind of thing lives

267
00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:11,911
before you got one.

268
00:12:11,913 --> 00:12:13,478
I'm sorry.

269
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,678
I just thought you might have

270
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,644
a pasty, weirdo-shaped hole
in your life.

271
00:12:17,646 --> 00:12:20,010
Hey, I know Sheldon's quirky,

272
00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:21,778
but he's also brilliant
and insightful.

273
00:12:22,979 --> 00:12:25,711
I think calling him a weirdo
is a little unfair.

274
00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:28,077
Hello, 2003!

275
00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,977
Hey, we brought you Thai.

276
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,244
Where is everything?

277
00:12:36,246 --> 00:12:38,244
In my present,
it's in the future.

278
00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:40,845
In your present,
it's been crammed in the bedroom

279
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,277
by an enterprising young man

280
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:45,211
I met in The Home Depot
parking lot.

281
00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:47,745
I know what you're doing.

282
00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,845
You're trying to get attention
so we'll feel bad for you,

283
00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:51,311
but it's not happening.

284
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,177
No, what I'm doing
is trying to figure out

285
00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:55,778
how to live my life now
that everyone is leaving me.

286
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,044
Will you knock it off?
We're across the hall.

287
00:12:58,046 --> 00:13:00,911
As the kids are saying today,
"talk to the hand."

288
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,344
They're not saying that.

289
00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:07,411
They are in 2003.

290
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:10,077
No, they're really not.

291
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:26,224
So, what do you think?

292
00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:28,324
Wow.

293
00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:31,291
Runs from stones means
that-that big boulder,

294
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:33,558
but I couldn't rhyme anything
with boulder.

295
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,991
Colder, shoulder,

296
00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:37,458
soldier, folder...

297
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,191
Right, yeah, right.

298
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,725
But...

299
00:13:40,727 --> 00:13:42,558
what do you think?

300
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,391
I think it's very cute.

301
00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:46,024
Cute? It's not cute.

302
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,057
Cute is children dressed
as vegetables.

303
00:13:51,093 --> 00:13:53,691
Okay, fine, it's not cute.

304
00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:55,258
Just be honest.
You don't like it.

305
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,424
I didn't say that.

306
00:13:56,426 --> 00:13:58,858
I-I just like music
you can dance to.

307
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:00,691
You can dance to this!

308
00:14:00,693 --> 00:14:02,558
Um, uh, uh...

309
00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:16,258
I'm telling you, dude,
the song has no groove.

310
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,291
You can't dance to it.

311
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:19,891
Who cares?

312
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,758
I thought the whole point
of Footprints on the Moon

313
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,324
was to write songs
that make people think.

314
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:25,658
You can do both,

315
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,191
like Michael Jackson's
"Billie Jean."

316
00:14:28,193 --> 00:14:29,458
While you're dancing
you're thinking, like,

317
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:32,224
"Darn it, whose baby is it?"

318
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,158
Where's this coming from?

319
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,591
A few hours ago,
we both loved this song.

320
00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:39,924
I still love it.

321
00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:41,857
I just think there's
room for improvement.

322
00:14:41,859 --> 00:14:44,525
You played it for Emily,
didn't you?

323
00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:46,191
Yeah, so what?
You are such a wimp.

324
00:14:46,193 --> 00:14:48,792
She didn't like it,
now you don't like it.

325
00:14:48,794 --> 00:14:51,824
No, no. I'm just evolving
as a musician.

326
00:14:51,826 --> 00:14:54,491
You're the one who's stuck
in the past.

327
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,258
The past was lunch!

328
00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:00,857
You know
what's really happening here?

329
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,924
Your girlfriend
is breaking up our band.

330
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,691
She has nothing to do with this.

331
00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:07,991
I am my own man.

332
00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,391
Oh, please. Your brain belongs

333
00:15:09,393 --> 00:15:11,625
to whoever's willing
to sleep with you.

334
00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:12,857
That is so not true.
Really?

335
00:15:12,859 --> 00:15:14,324
Remember when you were gonna
get circumcised

336
00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:16,458
for Rachel Bernstein?

337
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,957
That had nothing to do
with Rachel.

338
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,957
It was an overreaction
to a bad zipper injury.

339
00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:26,291
I don't need this.

340
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,391
I'm quitting the band!

341
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:29,691
Fine, I quit, too!

342
00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:31,158
Then get out of my house!

343
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,358
With pleasure!

344
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,191
Raj, wait.

345
00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:44,391
What took you so long?

346
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:47,891
Buddy, I know me

347
00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:50,224
moving in with Penny
feels like a big change,

348
00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:51,558
but it's not.

349
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,757
How can you say that?

350
00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:53,757
Amy's gone,

351
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:55,358
and you two are married now,

352
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,057
so it's only a matter of time
before you're gone, too.

353
00:15:58,059 --> 00:15:59,525
Okay, you don't know
what's gonna happen.

354
00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:00,691
No, I do.

355
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,258
Eventually you'll want
more space,

356
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,625
and you'll move into a house,

357
00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:05,791
and then instead of dinner
a couple of times a week,

358
00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,358
it'll only be a couple
of times a month,

359
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,558
and then it'll only be

360
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,857
on special occasions,

361
00:16:09,859 --> 00:16:13,191
like when Bernadette
divorces Wolowitz.

362
00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,724
Or-or-or like

363
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,324
when Koothrappali's
weird girlfriend

364
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:19,824
admits where she buried
his body.

365
00:16:21,527 --> 00:16:22,757
Or Amy's wedding,

366
00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:25,424
where she's marrying
someone better than me.

367
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:27,891
Okay, look,

368
00:16:27,893 --> 00:16:29,991
we don't need
to rush into anything.

369
00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:31,291
All right?

370
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,857
Maybe instead of Leonard
moving in with me,

371
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,724
we just leave things
the way they are,

372
00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:38,024
and...

373
00:16:38,026 --> 00:16:39,591
sometimes we'll sleep
over there,

374
00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:42,057
and sometimes
we'll sleep over here.

375
00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:44,724
But mostly here.

376
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:47,291
Sure.

377
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:49,358
W-W-What about what you
said in the restaurant?

378
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,391
Well, it's not forever.

379
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:51,991
It's just for a while.

380
00:16:51,993 --> 00:16:55,358
If you want, we can think of him
like he's our dog.

381
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,491
You can.

382
00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,891
I'm happy when you come home.

383
00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:03,124
And I'm scared of fireworks.

384
00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:06,658
And by the way, on July Fourth,
we're all sleeping here.

385
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,924
Fine.

386
00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:10,024
All right, great!

387
00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:11,224
Just give me one minute,

388
00:17:11,226 --> 00:17:13,391
and I'll get started
on a new Roommate Agreement.

389
00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:14,525
Yeah.

390
00:17:14,527 --> 00:17:15,824
Nothing from Pratt. We're good.

391
00:18:15,883 --> 00:18:17,647
Play something we can dance to.

392
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:26,748
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