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There's no point in dwelling on it.
As the Vulcans say,

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"Kup-fun-tor
ha'kiv na'ish Du stau."

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Do you know what that means?
No.

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Are you telling the truth?

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Nersh.

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This is ridiculous... being upset
about Amy all the time

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isn't accomplishing anything.

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If I want to resolve
this situation,

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then I need to take action.

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What are you gonna do?
I'm going to find her

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and ask her to marry me.

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And if she says yes,

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we can put this behind us
and resume our relationship.

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And if she says no...

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well, then she
can just ponfo miran.

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He didn't mean that.

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I think it's so adorable you're
making Sheldon breakfast.

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Well, he's having
a rough time.

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Amy broke his heart,

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the DVR cut off the last minute
of Doctor Who...

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that crow followed him home.

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Aren't you worried you're making
French toast on oatmeal day?

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Ah, well, what's this?
A pot of oatmeal?

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Or, thanks to you, what
I will now call "gloatmeal."

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Oh, I don't want credit
for that.

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Oh, Dr. And Mrs. Hofstadter,

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lovely to see you
this fine morning.

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You're in a good mood.

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Yeah, I am indeed.

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I have decided,

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instead of wallowing
in sadness about Amy,

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it is time that I find myself
a new female companion.

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Oh. Good for you.

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What brought this on?

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I realized something...
when Amy was in my life,

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I was hyper-focused on my work
and ignored her.

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And you don't want

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to make the same mistake
with the next woman.

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No, I need a new woman
in my life to ignore

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so I can hyper-focus
on my work again.

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Hey, I made
French toast sticks.

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On oatmeal day?

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Ah, I also made oatmeal.
Ooh,

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that's a lot of carbohydrates
for a man on the prowl.

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You know what?
You eat it; you're married...

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it doesn't matter
what you look like.

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Don't take advice from a man
who threw his shoe at a crow.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Thank you for coming by,
gentlemen.

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No problem.
So what's up?

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Well, it was the two of you who
found Amy Farrah Fowler for me.

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Now that I'm looking
for my next girlfriend,

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it seemed only logical that I
employ your services once again.

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Y-You sure you're up for that?
She did hurt you.

55
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Oh, no, it's all right.
I think of my time with Amy

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as a stick of Fruit Stripe gum:
sweet and enjoyable at first,

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but ultimately
a flavorless lump of sadness.

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You're not wrong
about Fruit Stripe.

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I-I was always
a Hubba Bubba man. Mm.

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Hubba Bubba over Dubble Bubble?
You're crazy.

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Hey, the jaw wants
what it wants.

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Gentlemen!

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Oh, right, uh, girlfriend. Okay.

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But what are you
looking for?

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All I'm looking for

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is an educated, intelligent
woman who shares my interests

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while retaining
her own unique point of view.

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She should be kind,

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patient,

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and most important,

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unable to imagine life
without me by 10:00 tonight.

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Isn't that
a little unreasonable?

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All right, fine,
she doesn't need

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her own point of view.
Now, chop-chop.

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Come on, Amy,
show us the dress.

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Okay.

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But I'm really stepping outside
of my comfort zone here.

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Uh...

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I don't think any of your
comfort zones are showing.

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Yeah,

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it's your third date... maybe
you could go more sexy.

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Well, some people think
the sexiest organ is the brain.

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No one ever bought me drinks
at a bar

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because my brain
just popped out of my shirt.

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Do you have any heels
higher than this?

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He's pretty tall.

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Ooh.
Ooh, tall!

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Finally some details
about this mystery man.

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Yeah, come on,
tell us more.

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Well, I told you his name
and that he's tall.

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What more do you need?

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Did you kiss him yet?

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Just a little peck on the lips.

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Well, we're your best friends...
give us one more detail

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and we promise
we'll leave you alone.

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Fine. Um...

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he's British.

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All right, that is a juicy one.

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All right, where is
Tall British Dave taking you?

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Tea and basketball?

101
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To that new Italian place
on Walnut.

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Oh, nice.

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I'm gonna go look for other shoes.
Good luck.

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I threw out all my tall ones
when I married Leonard.

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Hey, you want

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to swing by that place tonight
and get a look at this guy?

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We don't even know what time
they're gonna be there.

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I'll just call the restaurant,

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pretend I'm Amy
and check the reservation.

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Damn, you're sneaky.

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Yeah, but I'm little,
so it's adorable.

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I think the quickest way
to find you a new girlfriend

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is just to get you on every
dating Web site out there.

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Are you sure?

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I've heard that on those
sites, often when you think

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you're corresponding with someone,
it's actually a computer program

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pretending to be
a real person.

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And you're afraid
it'll do a better job than you?

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Excuse me.

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No one does a better job

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pretending to be a person
than I do.

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Siri comes close,
but I know more jokes.

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If you don't want to
use dating Web sites,

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what do you suggest?

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Off the top of my head?
Uh, prospective women

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weed themselves out
in a battle of wits

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until only one champion remains,

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she shows up at my door flush
with the thrill of victory,

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and then sits quietly by my side
while I watch Daredevil.

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You seriously think women
would fight for you?

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People compete for jobs
and trophies... why not me?

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He's right... he knows
a lot of jokes.

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Yeah... no, but it is
basic human nature.

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If we present him as a prize,
maybe they would.

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Well, he's smart,

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he's a respected
scientist...

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And I have
the soulful eyes of a cow.

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I don't know
if I'd say you...

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Oh.

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I have an idea.

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What if we put a post
on Craigslist that says:

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"World-class Caltech physicist
seeking girlfriend.

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"If interested,

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solve the following puzzles
for a chance to meet him."

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Oh, we'll make the puzzles
extremely challenging

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to eliminate
unworthy candidates.

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Oh, we could set it up
like a scavenger hunt where

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the last puzzle gives the winner
Sheldon's contact information.

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Well, this is actually an
interesting social experiment.

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I'm a little jealous of the
people who get to do it.

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Me, too.

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And we've seen the prize.

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I don't understand why we're
leaving so early for the movie.

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Oh, I forgot to tell you...
we're gonna meet up

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with Bernadette to spy
on Amy and her date.

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What?

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I don't want to do that.

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What, and you think I
want to see a documentary

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about aluminum can
recycling?

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This is the movie

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Big Soda doesn't
want you to see.

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No, it's the movie your wife
doesn't want you to see.

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So you're actually okay

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with invading
your friend's privacy?

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You're not curious
who she's out with?

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Not really.

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But you're curious
about aluminum cans.

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You're a weird
little guy.

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That's it. The Sheldon Cooper
Girlfriend Challenge

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is officially alive.

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Congratulations.
This is exciting.

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Right now,

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somewhere, a woman
is dividing the atomic weight

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of the best noble gas
by the number of colors

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in the oldest national flag still in use...
W... then using

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that number as the average speed
to calculate the travel time

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from Mordor to the Shire.
And...

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taking her first step
towards a lifetime

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of laughter,
love and, best of all, rules.

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I-I hope we didn't make
the puzzles too hard.

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Well... if she can solve them,
it'll prove she's intelligent,

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tenacious and...
so socially awkward

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she has nothing better to do
on a Saturday night.

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Golly, she sounds
too good to be true.

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This is fun.
I haven't dated much

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since my divorce.

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Well, I'm having
a good time, too.

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If you don't mind me asking, why
did you and your wife split up?

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Oh, you know how it is...
we wanted different things.

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I wanted children,

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and she wanted a pastry chef
named Jean-Philippe.

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Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.

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No, it's-it's fine.
It's why I left England.

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It reminded me
too much of her.

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00:09:01,438 --> 00:09:06,269
Cold, gloomy and easily accessed
by a Frenchman through a tunnel.

196
00:09:07,737 --> 00:09:10,036
Hey. So, where are they?

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00:09:10,038 --> 00:09:12,169
Across the street,
in the left window.

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00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:13,836
Oh, damn it,

199
00:09:13,838 --> 00:09:15,402
we should have brought
binoculars.

200
00:09:15,404 --> 00:09:17,836
Right here.

201
00:09:17,838 --> 00:09:20,369
We just happen to have those
in the car?

202
00:09:20,371 --> 00:09:21,903
Kinda. Before I met Howie,

203
00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:24,369
I liked to keep close tabs
on my boyfriends.

204
00:09:24,371 --> 00:09:25,836
By stalking them?

205
00:09:25,838 --> 00:09:27,936
No. Stalkers
are creepy.

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00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:29,836
I'm just a harmless little girl

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with military-grade
spy equipment.

208
00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:34,870
Oh, there he is.

209
00:09:34,872 --> 00:09:36,202
He's cute, right?

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00:09:36,204 --> 00:09:38,569
Yeah!
Can I see?

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00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:41,517
What, now you're interested?
You didn't even want to come.

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00:09:41,518 --> 00:09:45,370
I know, but you guys make being
a crappy friend look fun.

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Fine.

214
00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:49,703
Yeah, okay, I see him.

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00:09:49,705 --> 00:09:51,302
It looks like
they're having a nice time.

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00:09:51,304 --> 00:09:52,603
I wish I could hear
what they're saying.

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00:09:52,605 --> 00:09:53,870
Yeah, I should've brought

218
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my parabolic microphone.

219
00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:57,102
Your what?
Nothing. Not important.

220
00:09:58,537 --> 00:09:59,970
So you've never
been married?

221
00:09:59,972 --> 00:10:03,102
No. I mean,
to be completely honest, I've...

222
00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,469
I've only been
in one long-term relationship.

223
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:06,803
Oh. What happened with that?

224
00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,369
That's a good question.

225
00:10:13,284 --> 00:10:14,550
After five years,

226
00:10:14,552 --> 00:10:17,283
it was just feeling like
more work than it should be.

227
00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:18,416
Oh, that's too bad.

228
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,016
Was he a neurobiologist
like you?

229
00:10:20,018 --> 00:10:22,350
No. He's a theoretical physicist

230
00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:25,283
at Caltech.

231
00:10:25,285 --> 00:10:28,216
I love teaching math, but
that would be my dream job.

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00:10:28,218 --> 00:10:29,483
What's his focus?

233
00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:32,817
Um... used to be string theory,
now it's dark matter.

234
00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:34,883
But... let's
not discuss Sheldon.

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00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,783
Let's get back to you.

236
00:10:36,785 --> 00:10:40,249
Wait, you're not talking
about Dr. Sheldon Cooper?

237
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:44,850
I'm trying not to.

238
00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:46,750
Do you know him?

239
00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:49,183
No, but I've followed
his work for years.

240
00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:50,350
He's a rock star.

241
00:10:50,352 --> 00:10:52,149
You've got to
tell me about him.

242
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,950
What's he like?

243
00:10:56,284 --> 00:10:59,083
He really seems into her.

244
00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:02,350
I took a video.

245
00:11:02,352 --> 00:11:05,216
I forgot how much
fun this is.

246
00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:06,516
Okay, we saw them.

247
00:11:06,518 --> 00:11:08,216
Can we go catch the movie?

248
00:11:08,218 --> 00:11:10,283
Why'd you bring him?

249
00:11:10,285 --> 00:11:12,883
I had to; we're married now.

250
00:11:12,885 --> 00:11:14,949
Ugh, I hear that.

251
00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:26,044
I'm sorry, just one more
question about Sheldon.

252
00:11:26,046 --> 00:11:28,144
Sure, why not?

253
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,745
It's more of a four-part
question, really.

254
00:11:32,178 --> 00:11:34,711
When he wrote his paper on
supersingular prime numbers,

255
00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,278
how long did it take?

256
00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:39,077
Um... about an hour and half.

257
00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:40,411
Wow!

258
00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:43,511
I mean, wow!

259
00:11:43,513 --> 00:11:45,511
And you were
there to see it?

260
00:11:45,513 --> 00:11:48,711
Yes. Yep. We were on a date.

261
00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:52,977
Very much like this one.
Mm.

262
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,711
I doubt it was
like this one.

263
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,444
I mean, he's a genius, and
I wasn't even smart enough

264
00:11:57,446 --> 00:12:01,011
to figure out why my wife
always smelled of croissants.

265
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,645
What was the rest
of your question?

266
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:04,821
Do you think you could
introduce me to him?

267
00:12:04,845 --> 00:12:06,212
Really?

268
00:12:06,213 --> 00:12:09,011
You-you want me to introduce you
to my ex-boyfriend?

269
00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:10,944
You're right,
it's-it's weird.

270
00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:12,877
No, wait. Do it.

271
00:12:14,345 --> 00:12:15,778
No. I changed my mind.

272
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,578
I'd be too nervous.

273
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:20,144
Oh! I don't know
what to do.

274
00:12:21,145 --> 00:12:22,478
Are we gonna be much longer?

275
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,511
I really have
to go to the bathroom.

276
00:12:24,513 --> 00:12:26,711
Right here.

277
00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:33,444
37 minutes left
until the deadline.

278
00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:35,645
Someone will show.

279
00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:39,011
And no matter what happens,
this is still a fun experiment.

280
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:42,578
Not as fun as the night we
blew up grapes in the microwave.

281
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,877
We really have led full lives.

282
00:12:46,712 --> 00:12:48,011
Someone will show.

283
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:49,478
Maybe you don't want

284
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,645
someone exactly like you.

285
00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,544
You know what they say:
opposites attract.

286
00:12:52,546 --> 00:12:54,478
Well, by that logic,

287
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,944
I should be with someone short,
dull and needy, eh?

288
00:12:57,946 --> 00:12:59,344
Not to cast aspersions,

289
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,645
but I can't shake a stick around
here without hitting that.

290
00:13:07,479 --> 00:13:10,111
You know, I once
drove 500 miles

291
00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:13,077
to hear him speak
at Stanford.

292
00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:16,077
I have a DVD of that lecture.

293
00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:18,077
Really? Wasn't it great?

294
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:21,711
Not as a Valentine's
present, no.

295
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,444
Well, the next time
you watch it,

296
00:13:23,446 --> 00:13:25,211
I'm the bloke who
asked the question

297
00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:28,211
that he said was
stupid and obvious.

298
00:13:28,213 --> 00:13:31,511
It was the nicest thing
he said to anyone there.

299
00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:33,344
That's, um, terrific.

300
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,211
Listen, I'm-I'm kind of tired.
Can we call it a night?

301
00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:38,611
Oh, gosh. Sorry,
I've just spent the whole night

302
00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:40,578
talking about your ex-boyfriend.

303
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,977
I'm such an idiot.

304
00:13:41,979 --> 00:13:43,911
No, you're not.

305
00:13:43,913 --> 00:13:46,844
Well, maybe not an idiot,
but certainly not as smart as...

306
00:13:46,846 --> 00:13:48,611
someone we won't mention.

307
00:13:48,613 --> 00:13:50,611
Thank you.
But you said

308
00:13:50,613 --> 00:13:52,844
you might introduce me to him...
I'm free on Thursday.

309
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:55,977
Hey, hey,
they're leaving.

310
00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:58,810
What? Here,
give me, give me.

311
00:13:58,812 --> 00:14:01,411
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
they're coming right towards us.

312
00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:04,478
We got to get out of here.
Okay. Well, wait, what about Leonard?

313
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,511
He and his tiny bladder
can take the bus!

314
00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:12,911
Oh, no!

315
00:14:17,345 --> 00:14:19,678
She just hit my car!

316
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,745
What are you guys
doing here?

317
00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:25,711
Oh! Hey, Ames!
What are you doing here?

318
00:14:26,612 --> 00:14:27,944
What happened?

319
00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:30,011
OMG!

320
00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,944
Aren't you
Leonard Hofstadter?

321
00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:33,444
Yeah.

322
00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:36,177
I saw you speak at Stanford
with Sheldon Cooper!

323
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,844
Amy, can you believe it?
It's Dr. Leonard Hofstadter!

324
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,011
No. Pinch me.

325
00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:45,744
It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.
Can I shake your hand?

326
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:47,744
I don't know if you want
to do that... I was just...

327
00:14:47,746 --> 00:14:49,311
Okay, never mind.

328
00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:52,211
Amy, I'm never washing
this hand again.

329
00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,877
You really should.

330
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,710
60 seconds.

331
00:14:58,712 --> 00:14:59,977
This is not looking good.

332
00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:01,944
One minute is
a long time.

333
00:15:01,946 --> 00:15:04,977
I've been telling women that
for 20 years.

334
00:15:07,646 --> 00:15:10,378
45.
45 seconds is

335
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,710
plenty of time for a woman
to walk through that door

336
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,077
and fall in love with me.

337
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,177
You know, probably half that
if I break out the old cow eyes.

338
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,478
30 seconds.

339
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,944
Uh-oh.

340
00:15:20,946 --> 00:15:23,544
What if it's Jennifer Lawrence?

341
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:24,810
What?

342
00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:27,111
Oh, that last Hunger Games
was not my cup of tea.

343
00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:30,011
You thought she was great
in X-Men.

344
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,444
Oh, fine... I won't shut my heart

345
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:33,044
to the love
of Jennifer Lawrence.

346
00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:37,323
Guys, 15 seconds.
Maybe she's waiting to show up

347
00:15:37,324 --> 00:15:39,112
at the last possible moment.

348
00:15:39,113 --> 00:15:40,478
Sounds like a drama queen.

349
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,344
Oh, no.
It is Jennifer Lawrence.

350
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:45,877
Five...

351
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,244
four...

352
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,844
three...

353
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,677
two...

354
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:52,077
one.

355
00:15:56,479 --> 00:15:58,378
That's too bad.

356
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,877
Maybe we did make the test
too difficult.

357
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,677
I don't think it matters.
Look, Sheldon,

358
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:05,611
I believe when the time is right
for you to meet someone,

359
00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:06,944
it'll just happen.

360
00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:09,611
Okay? Not because of
a test or a Web site,

361
00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,810
but because...

362
00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:15,044
We are the dreamers of dreams!

363
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:23,344
It's an actual girl,
and she's really pretty.

364
00:16:23,346 --> 00:16:25,177
Answer it!

365
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,644
All right.

366
00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:34,177
Can I help you?

367
00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:37,444
Um, a-are you the physicist that
placed the ad on Craigslist?

368
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:38,578
Yes.

369
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,677
Hi. I'm Vanessa Bennett.

370
00:16:40,679 --> 00:16:42,544
Sorry it took a while
for me to get here.

371
00:16:42,546 --> 00:16:44,044
I was stuck in this
boring symposium

372
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,644
on atomic spectroscopy
when I came across your ad,

373
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:48,144
and it saved my night.

374
00:16:48,146 --> 00:16:49,944
The puzzles were...
were really fun.

375
00:16:49,946 --> 00:16:52,044
I've never had
to translate Klingon

376
00:16:52,046 --> 00:16:55,244
into ancient Sanskrit before.

377
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:56,944
Well...

378
00:16:56,946 --> 00:17:00,144
careful, hmm, it's addictive.

379
00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:04,144
Chija'e'vlKub je.

380
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:08,544
Or, as they say
in Sanskrit...

381
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,411
Ahm asman matey-bee
ta-teyva.

382
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:16,378
And just like that, you're
a Klingon-Sanskrit junkie.

383
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:19,344
Anyway, I-I just... I knew
I had to meet the person

384
00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:21,511
responsible for such
a brilliant idea.

385
00:17:21,513 --> 00:17:24,044
And I don't need to tell you,
there aren't a lot of men

386
00:17:24,046 --> 00:17:27,844
who love physics, archaic languages
and flags of the world.

387
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,511
I am a bit of a unicorn.

388
00:17:30,513 --> 00:17:32,478
Well, you certainly seem

389
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,011
like a special lady,
uh, but as you know,

390
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,677
you missed the deadline,
so thanks for playing.

391
00:17:44,945 --> 00:17:47,144
How could you
send her away?

392
00:17:47,146 --> 00:17:49,311
She was late.

393
00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:50,344
And...

394
00:17:50,346 --> 00:17:52,511
she found
atomic spectroscopy boring.

395
00:17:52,513 --> 00:17:56,211
Well, I wouldn't coitus her
with your genitals.

396
00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:07,476
Uh, thanks
for driving me home.

397
00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:08,942
No problem.

398
00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,542
I'm really sorry about your car.

399
00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:11,842
Oh, it's all right.

400
00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:14,575
If you're free next weekend,
I'd love to take you out again.

401
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,509
Um... listen,
you're a really nice guy,

402
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:20,775
but I just... I don't think
this is working out.

403
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,942
Oh. Okay.

404
00:18:22,944 --> 00:18:24,075
I'm...

405
00:18:24,077 --> 00:18:25,575
I'm really sorry.

406
00:18:25,577 --> 00:18:27,742
No, it's...
at least the same woman

407
00:18:27,744 --> 00:18:31,109
that rejected Sheldon Cooper
rejected me.

408
00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:36,109
There you go.

409
00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:38,842
If I ever do meet him,
we'll have that in common.

410
00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:40,176
Sure. Heh.

411
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:42,142
And... he's kissed you
and I've kissed you,

412
00:18:42,144 --> 00:18:44,480
so if you think about it...
Okay, get out.

413
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:53,579
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