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day two.

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It's 2:25 a.m.,

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and I feel the urge to urinate.

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My normal urination time
is 7:10 a.m.,

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but here I am,
in the middle of the night,

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struggling to keep my mind sharp

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and my pajamas dry.

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It's only a matter of time

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before my tenuous grasp
on reality fades.

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I suppose I should pee while
I still know what a toilet is.

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Since when do you hum songs?

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What are you talking
about?

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You were just humming.
Are you sure?

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Sometimes when my brain
really gets moving,

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it makes noise.

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How does your brain feel about
calculating the surface tension

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of the domain walls?

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Let's see.

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Hey! I was humming.

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One point
for Hufflepuff.

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What song is that?

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Well... Hum it again.

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Is that the SpongeBob song?

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Whatever. Can we just
get back to this?

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I feel like I know
what song that is,

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but I can't put
my finger on it.

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It's just an earworm.
It'll come to you.

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Okay.

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No.

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Is this what we're doing
the rest of the night?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Hello, yes, I was hoping
you could help me.

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You don't know?

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Well, how dare you
call yourselves

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a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

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My goodness. Do you sing along
to the greatest hits

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of Elvis Presley
with that mouth?

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Well, they were no help at all.
Which is crazy,

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since rock and roll is all
about good customer service.

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Yeah. So you have a song
stuck in your head.

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It happens to everybody.

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Well, I'm not everybody.
I have an eidetic memory.

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I should be able to remember
what song this is,

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but I can't.

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Something's wrong with me.

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I told you if we were patient,
he'd figure it out for himself.

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Oh... I was always afraid
this day would come.

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This might be the first step
of my descent into madness,

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where I gradually test
the limits of public nudity.

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Public nudity?

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Eh, that just means
going barefoot.

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Hello?
Hi, Dave.

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Uh, it's Amy.

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Oh. How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?

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Terrific. And pleasantly
surprised to hear from you,

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given how I acted
on our last date.

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Yeah, well,

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we both made mistakes, you know.

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I took the last breadstick,
you gushed over my ex-boyfriend

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like he was Leonard Nimoy
and you were my ex-boyfriend.

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So, to what do I owe
the pleasure?

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Well, I was wondering

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if you'd like to get dinner
again sometime.

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Yes, please.

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Great.
Let me just check

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my schedule, he said,

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trying to seem like a man
with things on his schedule.

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How 'bout Saturday?

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Uh, hmm...

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Let me see. Uh, Friday,

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farmers' market with Jay Z.

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Sunday, piano shopping
with Elton John.

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Saturday works.

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Oh. Did you know,
at the United Nations,

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there's a Department
for Outer Space Affairs?

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Really? Why?

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They exist
in case we ever make contact

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with an alien civilization.

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Mm, boy, that's one of those
jobs that's boring, boring,

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boring, then, "Oh, God!

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Where's the memo
with what we do now?"

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Oh, this is cool.

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So, a few weeks ago,
I set up a fan page

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on Facebook for our band and...
Wait a second.

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How could you do that
without consulting me?

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It's not a big deal.

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It just took, like,
five minutes to set up.

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That's not the point.

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When we created
Footprints on the Moon,

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we agreed that every band
decision would be mutual.

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Now you're just trying to
take over the whole thing.

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You know,
maybe I should go solo.

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But someone joined
our page.

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We have an actual fan.

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All right.

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This thing's bigger than you
and me... band's back together.

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So, listen to what he wrote.

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Uh, "I saw you play
at the comic book store.

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You guys rock."

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And then there's
a animated smiley face

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raising the roof like this...

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We did raise the roof
that night.

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Yeah, we totally did.
Why do rock stars

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do drugs when this feels so great?

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Uh, sweetie, why don't
you take a break

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and do something
else for a while?

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There was a project I've
been thinking about starting.

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Okay, great. What is it?

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I'll show you.

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Dear Crazy Future Sheldon,

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you were driven mad
by an earworm.

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Your mind,
once your most trusted asset,

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is now a sack of parrots
and monkeys.

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So...

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I'm going to tell you
everything you need to know.

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Uh, first, music is dangerous.

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The movie Footloose tried to
warn us, but we wouldn't listen.

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Nope.

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I'll pay $1,000 to watch you
cut footloose.

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This is Penny.

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She is your friend.

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If she offers you food,
it's safe to take it.

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You probably
paid for it, anyway.

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So, you're really going out
with Dave again?

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Why not?

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He's actually a very nice guy.

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But he spent an entire date

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talking about how much
he loves Sheldon.

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That's nothing Sheldon
hasn't done before.

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Dave's just a big
fan of his work.

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Besides, he said he
wouldn't bring it up again.

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Okay. So where's he taking you?

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Oh, he's coming here.
I'm actually making dinner.

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Oh. That's a big step.

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It is?

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Yeah. You're inviting him
into your home.

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It's intimate.

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It's where your underpants live.

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You know what? Good.

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I tried to get back together
with Sheldon; he shot me down;

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Dave likes me.

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Maybe intimate
is what I need.

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You sure?

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You've never really been
with a man.

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Do you really want to start
with one that's six-foot-seven?

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Why not?

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'Cause it's like taking
your driver's test in a bus.

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Maybe we should post a comment
back to our fan and thank him.

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What should we write?

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How 'bout, uh...
Oh, how 'bout,

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"We might be
Footprints on the Moon,

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but your kind words sent
us over the moon."

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Someday you're gonna make
an amazing grandma.

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What do you
want to write?

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Something bad-ass,
you know, like...

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"Thanks for diggin' our vibe.

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"We'll keep rockin'

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if you keep rollin'."

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Dude, if I was wearing a bra,

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I'd throw it at
your head right now.

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I'll keep rockin'.
You don't do that.

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Okay. I posted it.

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So, who is this guy?

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Let's see.
Uh, his name is Trent Monaco.

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Cool name.
Yeah.

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He's 24. He's a deejay.

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He brews his own beer.
He's got

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awesome tattoos. Dude, he's
got a hot girlfriend, too.

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Damn. I don't know if he's
our biggest fan or I'm his.

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Hey, Trent just liked
our comment.

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He is so cool!

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No hard feelings,

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but I'm throwing my
hypothetical bra at him.

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Oh, my God, he won't stop.

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How does he keep coming up
with new ways to be annoying?

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Nobody knows.
That's why he's number one.

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Can you please go talk
to him?

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Come on. I take care of him all
day long. You do it for once.

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Once? Who got the gum
out of his hair?

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What do you want, a medal?
It was your gum.

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Fine.

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I love you.

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Who cares?

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What are you
doing in my room? I...

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Stop it! That's mine!

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Why are you so strong?

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Problem solved.

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Oh, yeah,
he got a tuba.

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Dear Crazy Future Sheldon...

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this is a thermostat.

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It controls the temperature
of the apartment.

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The ideal setting is 72 degrees.

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If you find this too cold,
then put on a jacket.

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A straitjacket, 'cause 72's
the best and you're crazy.

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Now... this...

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is your spot.

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You're very protective of it.

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When anyone else tries
to sit here,

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you berate them relentlessly.

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It sounds mean, but
somehow you make it adorable.

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People are also delighted
by your love of pranks.

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For example, Leonard has no idea

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what I did to his coffee.

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00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:05,045
It wasn't "replace it
with Folger's crystals,"

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I'll tell you that much.

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00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:09,713
Hey, can we please
get back to work?

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00:11:09,715 --> 00:11:11,412
This is Leonard.

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00:11:11,414 --> 00:11:13,245
He's your best friend
in the world.

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00:11:13,247 --> 00:11:15,646
All right, just stop.
This is ridiculous.

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00:11:17,214 --> 00:11:19,713
Sometimes he gets cranky,

211
00:11:19,715 --> 00:11:22,546
but you can trust him
with your life.

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00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,912
And he does more things for you
than I can even begin to list.

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00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:29,112
Thank you.

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00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:31,345
Oh, no, he's drinking it.

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00:11:35,581 --> 00:11:36,779
Look at this.

216
00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:39,612
Trent is rebuilding
a vintage motorcycle.

217
00:11:39,614 --> 00:11:42,345
Hmm.
That is so cool!

218
00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:44,312
Old broken things
are so much better

219
00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:47,412
than new things that work.

220
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:48,878
Who's Trent?

221
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,112
Oh, he's our fan.

222
00:11:50,114 --> 00:11:52,212
- Fan of what?
- Uh...

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00:11:52,214 --> 00:11:55,713
Did you forget?
We're in a band.

224
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,446
You mean because you played one
time in the comic book store?

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And at the children's hospital
until they asked us to leave.

226
00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:03,845
Hey,

227
00:12:03,847 --> 00:12:06,878
dude, Trent just checked in at
the coffee shop on Fair Oaks.

228
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,845
Really? You want to go
down there and meet him?

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00:12:09,847 --> 00:12:12,112
Are you stalking him?
That's creepy.

230
00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:13,479
It's not creepy.

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00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:15,812
I built a Footprints on the Moon
fan page, Trent joined it.

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After that, all I did was
check out his profile,

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go back in the archive
of his feed

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00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,779
until I found
his Twitter handle.

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00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,045
From there, it was easy to find
him on Instagram, Snapchat

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and pretty much track
his every movement.

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So if you think that's creepy,
you married the wrong guy.

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Maybe I should marry Trent.

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00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:33,679
Yeah, like she
could get Trent.

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00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:37,878
This is delicious.

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00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,112
Thank you.

242
00:12:39,114 --> 00:12:41,713
Been a long time since
I had a home-cooked meal.

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00:12:41,715 --> 00:12:43,912
When you were married,
did your wife cook?

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00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:45,579
Not at first, no.

245
00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:48,179
But when she began cheating
on me with a French chef,

246
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she became quite the wiz
in t kitchen.

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So, a little silver lining.

248
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,412
I suppose.

249
00:12:53,414 --> 00:12:56,412
Yeah. Nothing takes the sting
out of a shattered life

250
00:12:56,414 --> 00:12:59,912
like a properly-seasoned
bowl of onion soup.

251
00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:02,546
How long have you,
uh, lived here?

252
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,546
About five years.

253
00:13:04,548 --> 00:13:06,845
I'm actually thinking
of moving to a better place

254
00:13:06,847 --> 00:13:09,212
now that I don't need
to be so close to...

255
00:13:09,214 --> 00:13:10,713
Well, you know.

256
00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:12,612
I do. The brilliant physicist

257
00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:15,878
that I now know lives
in the area, not that I care.

258
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,512
Yeah. Anyway, he doesn't drive,

259
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:21,012
so, I pretty much had
to take him everywhere.

260
00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:22,778
Had to or got to?

261
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:23,945
Sorry.

262
00:13:23,947 --> 00:13:26,446
My fault. I brought him up.
Yeah.

263
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,778
Well, let's change the subject.

264
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:29,745
No more mentions
of you-know-who.

265
00:13:29,747 --> 00:13:31,479
That's a cool train.

266
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,646
Where did you get that?

267
00:13:47,847 --> 00:13:49,379
This song

268
00:13:49,381 --> 00:13:50,579
is never going to stop.

269
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,112
Have you ever dealt
with something

270
00:13:52,114 --> 00:13:54,712
so relentlessly irritating?

271
00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:59,145
That's a trick
question, right?

272
00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:00,679
Well, I shouldn't
be surprised.

273
00:14:00,681 --> 00:14:02,179
There's a rich history of

274
00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:03,845
brilliant minds
descending into madness.

275
00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:05,345
Come on, Sheldon.

276
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:08,045
There are plenty of smart people
who don't have mental problems.

277
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,179
Yup, she's right.

278
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,145
For every Newton who had
a psychological issue,

279
00:14:11,147 --> 00:14:13,045
there's an Edison
who was just a jerk.

280
00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:15,446
That could
totally be you.

281
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:19,312
Empedocles thought he was a god
and jumped into a volcano.

282
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:20,878
And Pythagoras had

283
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,546
an irrational fear of beans.

284
00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:24,912
Tesla fell madly in love
with a pigeon

285
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:28,045
who he claimed loved him back.

286
00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:31,179
Maybe he just had bread
in his pocket.

287
00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:34,446
The list extends
outside of science.

288
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:37,412
Painters like Van Gogh
and Pollock,

289
00:14:37,414 --> 00:14:39,279
chess champion Bobby Fischer,

290
00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:42,245
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boy...

291
00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:54,678
I remember the song!

292
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,546
It's called
"Darlin'" by the Beach Boys!

293
00:14:56,548 --> 00:14:58,045
Oh, thank goodness!

294
00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:00,446
I'm not crazy!

295
00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:03,112
I don't have
to take a pigeon as my bride!

296
00:15:05,414 --> 00:15:08,678
There goes our shot at
him living on the roof.

297
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,079
So, all right, there he is.

298
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,079
So, should we
introduce ourselves?

299
00:15:17,081 --> 00:15:19,645
No! Let him spot us.

300
00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:21,179
I wonder

301
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,645
if he's listening
to our music right now.

302
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:24,945
Could you imagine?

303
00:15:24,947 --> 00:15:26,878
What a cool way
for us to meet.

304
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,345
He's playing our song and
looks up, and there we are...

305
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,546
his favorite two-piece acoustic
sci-fi novelty rock band.

306
00:15:34,548 --> 00:15:36,012
And he's, all, like,

307
00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:39,179
"Aren't you the guys from
Footprints on the Moo...?"

308
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:41,045
Ooh, what is he doing?

309
00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:45,678
I can't watch.

310
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,279
I-I-It's okay.

311
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,145
Oh, it's okay.
He's done.

312
00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:51,345
Why is he looking at it?

313
00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:55,778
Eh, no, he's not going
to eat it, is he?

314
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,412
Come on, Trent,
you're better than...

315
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:04,745
Let's just go.

316
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:07,778
Hey, aren't you
the guys...?

317
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,845
Nope!
Never heard of 'em!

318
00:16:16,381 --> 00:16:18,279
I wonder why it was
this particular song

319
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,812
that was stuck
in my head.

320
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,512
I don't know.
It's pretty catchy.

321
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,112
Do you even like the Beach Boys?

322
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:25,079
They have "beach"
right in the name.

323
00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:27,446
What do you think?

324
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:29,778
Well, now that you can focus
again, what do you say

325
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,712
we get back to surface tension
of domain walls?

326
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:34,379
Of course. I'm already
seeing a more efficient way

327
00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:36,712
of taming the ultravi...

328
00:16:36,714 --> 00:16:39,145
I know why
the song was in my head.

329
00:16:39,147 --> 00:16:41,712
Why?
It's about Amy.

330
00:16:41,714 --> 00:16:44,079
Okay, look, I know
Amy's like an old lady,

331
00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:46,245
but she's not old enough
to have a song

332
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:48,345
from the '60s written about her.

333
00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:50,379
It's about
how she made my life better.

334
00:16:50,381 --> 00:16:51,745
Consider the lyrics.

335
00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:53,912
"I was living like half a man.

336
00:16:53,914 --> 00:16:56,379
"Then I couldn't love,
but now I can.

337
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,578
"More soul than

338
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,578
"I ever had.

339
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,145
I love the way
you soften my life."

340
00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:04,079
Well, she did soften your life,
didn't she?

341
00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:05,446
Yes!

342
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:08,012
She's like
the dryer sheets of my heart!

343
00:17:10,414 --> 00:17:11,611
I have to go.

344
00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:15,745
Aw.

345
00:17:15,747 --> 00:17:18,379
Am I like the dryer
sheets of your heart?

346
00:17:20,613 --> 00:17:23,045
Better. You're the
lint trap of my love.

347
00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:25,045
Aw.

348
00:17:33,547 --> 00:17:35,212
That's an interesting
tie clip.

349
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:36,379
Oh, thanks.

350
00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:38,145
It's, uh, Avogadro's constant.

351
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:41,045
It's useful for calculating the
number of atoms in a substance,

352
00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:44,945
or causing regret
in anyone who asks about it.

353
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,446
Oh, I...

354
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:49,112
I think it's neat.

355
00:17:49,114 --> 00:17:50,912
Oh!
Sorry. Sorry.

356
00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:52,878
No one's ever liked
the tie clip before,

357
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,712
so I just lost
all control. I...

358
00:17:55,714 --> 00:17:58,312
No, it... it's okay,
and we are on a date.

359
00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,745
I'm... I'm just
a little nervous.

360
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,878
Well, no need
to be nervous with me.

361
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,912
I'm just a harmless giant
from a foreign land.

362
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:12,079
You know, I'm just
being silly. I...

363
00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:14,812
I don't know what
I'm waiting for.

364
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,379
Amy?

365
00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:19,945
Amy.

366
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,212
Amy?

367
00:18:22,281 --> 00:18:24,312
That's Sheldon.

368
00:18:24,314 --> 00:18:26,412
You're kidding!
How's my hair?

369
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,611
Sheldon, this-this isn't
a good time.

370
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,179
I don't care.

371
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,745
Amy, there was a song I
couldn't get out of my head.

372
00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:41,945
Eventually, I realized
the song was about you,

373
00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:46,645
and like that earworm, I can't
get you out of my heart.

374
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,411
So, what I'm trying to say is,

375
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:52,478
you're my heartworm.

376
00:18:53,647 --> 00:18:58,012
The metaphorical kind, not-not
the poodle-killing kind.

377
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,212
W-W-W-What?

378
00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:02,279
If I may...

379
00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:04,411
I believe
what he's saying,

380
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:06,179
in a charming
and delightful way,

381
00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,179
is that he loves you
and wants you back.

382
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,712
Dave Gibbs,
huge fan of your work.

383
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,545
Oh.
Don't mind me.

384
00:19:14,747 --> 00:19:17,878
I'm-I'm sorry; I didn't
realize you were on a date.

385
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,611
No, it-it... it's okay.
Keep going?

386
00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:23,245
Amy, if you want to be
my girlfriend again,

387
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,611
I really want to
be your boyfriend.

388
00:19:25,613 --> 00:19:28,378
I really want that, too.

389
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:32,045
Good. Because I love you.

390
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:36,012
I love you, too.

391
00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:40,212
Kiss her,
you brilliant fool!

392
00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:56,645
Well...

393
00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:59,112
I'll let you get
back to your date.

394
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,312
Get back here!

395
00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,535
Okay, then.

396
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,836
I'll, uh, see myself out.

397
00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:34,469
Amy, thank you for dinner.

398
00:20:35,904 --> 00:20:38,869
Dr. Cooper, pleasure
to meet you, sir.

399
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:43,669
Uh, if perhaps sometime
you have a spare moment,

400
00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:46,302
I'd, uh, love-love
to discuss physics,

401
00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:48,669
or "shoot the breeze,"
as you Yanks say.

402
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:56,501
Ah. What a lovely evening.

403
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:05,293
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