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Guys, tickets already went on sale!
What?

2
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They're not supposed
to be available yet.

3
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I don't know what to tell
you, but they're on sale!

4
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What? Wait. You're sure
they're Star Wars tickets?

5
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No, it's Steel Magnolias 2:
Even Steelier.

6
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The Web site's frozen.
I can't get in!

7
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- Yeah, me, too.
- Same here!

8
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Guys, they're gonna sell out!
What are we gonna do?

9
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All right, this goes
against everything I stand for,

10
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but desperate times call
for desperate measures.

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Lord...

12
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This is Sheldon Cooper.

13
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You're good friends with my mom.

14
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I know I've spent my life
denying that you exist.

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Got 'em!
And I will continue to do so!

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

17
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I'm really happy
you and Amy are back together.

18
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Oh, thank you.

19
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I'm also really happy, but
I can't pretend it's for you.

20
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New Star Wars in three days!

21
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Hey, Thursday can't
get here soon enough.

22
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I'm taking off work
to watch the original trilogy

23
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while I eat enough Star Wars
cereal to choke a Wookiee.

24
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Uh, sweetie, you do realize
Thursday is Amy's birthday.

25
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And you do realize
I bought my ticket

26
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when Amy and I were broken up?

27
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I hope you didn't need anything
in that case,

28
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'cause it's closed.

29
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You guys just got back together.

30
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You might not want
to ditch her on her birthday.

31
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I think Penny has a point.
You can see it another day.

32
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But someone might
spoil the movie.

33
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No one can spoil
Amy's birthday for me.

34
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Surprise! She's even older.

35
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Who saw that coming?

36
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Oh, that's nice.

37
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Put that on her cake.

38
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Oh, great. This again.

39
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Arthur, what brings you back?

40
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Uh, beats me. I-I just...

41
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hope this isn't a-a sex dream.

42
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In the past, you've come to me

43
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when I'm struggling
with a dilemma.

44
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And-and the one time where...
where you were afraid,

45
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and you needed me for...
for a night light.

46
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What's-what's troubling you?

47
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Well...

48
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my friends are telling me

49
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I shouldn't abandon
my girlfriend on her birthday

50
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to see the new Star Wars movie.

51
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Well, sounds right.

52
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Can... can I get out of this...

53
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muumuu now?

54
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Those are the robes of the Jedi,

55
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the guardians of peace
and justice in the galaxy.

56
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And they... they-they don't wear
underwear.

57
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So, you agree with my friends

58
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that I should skip the premiere?

59
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Uh, do... do you
love this girl?

60
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Yes.

61
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But she knows how important
Star Wars is to me.

62
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Well, maybe
you should show her how...

63
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how important she is to you.

64
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By seeing the movie
she'd want me to see?

65
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Sheldon, you-you can see
this movie whenever you want.

66
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But you only have
a limited number of days

67
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that you-you can be
with this woman.

68
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Be with her.

69
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You're right.

70
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Great.

71
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Where are you going?

72
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I don't know, but hopefully,
somewhere I can wear pants.

73
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Sheldon, what's wrong?

74
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I wanted to let you know I'll be
spending your birthday with you.

75
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Okay.

76
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See, I-I had tickets to the
Star Wars premiere that night,

77
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but Professor Proton came to me
in a dream dressed as

78
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Obi-Wan Kenobi and convinced me
I should be with you.

79
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Obi-what?

80
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I'll-I'll let you get back
to sleep now. Good night.

81
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Okay. Good night. Wait.

82
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Um, Sheldon,

83
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were you actually not gonna
spend my birthday with me?

84
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It's late. Got to go. Bye.

85
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Good for Sheldon deciding

86
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to stay with Amy on her birthday.
I know.

87
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It's still gonna be weird
to see the movie without him.

88
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Well, we could wait a
couple days and see it together.

89
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Hello.

90
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Hey. We're going to the comic
book store. You want to come?

91
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No, I can't.

92
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I need to make preparations
for Amy's birthday.

93
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Which leads me

94
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to the following bit
of business.

95
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This is my ticket to Star Wars.

96
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I don't have to tell you
it is worth far more

97
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than its face value
of $15.50.

98
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I trust you'll give it
to someone worthy.

99
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You got it.

100
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Well, Penny might
want to join us.

101
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This is my ticket
to Star Wars.

102
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Penny.

103
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Penny?

104
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Penny?

105
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What happens if
I say, "Come in"?

106
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Well, find out.

107
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Come in!

108
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Bernadette?

109
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Bernadette?
Bernadette?

110
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Come in!

111
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Keep it up.

112
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I got nowhere else to be.

113
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Just come in.

114
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For future reference,
if I want to watch Mean Girls,

115
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I'll stream it on Netflix.

116
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We're sorry.
What do you need?

117
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Well, as you know,

118
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I'll be celebrating
Amy's birthday with her,

119
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and I could use your assistance

120
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in helping me select
the perfect gift.

121
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Sure.
Well, so far,

122
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I've come up with three ideas.

123
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The first is a chance for her

124
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to play the harp
with the L.A. Philharmonic.

125
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Wow. You can really
arrange that?

126
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Well, I said a chance,
you know.

127
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When you tell them
it's your birthday

128
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at Bennigan's,
they make a fuss.

129
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I don't see why the Philharmonic
would be any different.

130
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How about something
a little more realistic?

131
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Well, Amy enjoys
knitting her own sweaters,

132
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so I was thinking of getting her
an all-expense-paid trip

133
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to the Wisconsin Sheep
and Wool Festival.

134
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Sorry. I was waiting
for the bazinga.

135
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Hold on. It could be romantic.

136
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The two of them away together,

137
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keeping each other warm
in snowy Wisconsin.

138
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No, no, no, no.
She'd be going alone.

139
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Well, if you think
I'm afraid of birds,

140
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you should see me around sheep.

141
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Okay, well,
what's the third option?

142
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That I have coitus with her.

143
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What do you think about giving
Sheldon's ticket to Stuart?

144
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I don't know.

145
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Have you ever seen a movie
with Stuart before?

146
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It's like going
with your grandpa.

147
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Instead of eating popcorn,

148
00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:05,099
he brings little pieces
of chicken in Tupperware

149
00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:07,498
and a thermos full of soup.

150
00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,532
He's not that bad.

151
00:08:09,534 --> 00:08:12,598
Hey, Stuart, got any plans
Thursday night?

152
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My, uh... my doctor's worried
about my circulation,

153
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so I was thinking about
walking around the mall.

154
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Why?

155
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Well...
Hey, you guys.

156
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Oh, make sure
to wear sensible shoes.

157
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Wil, want to go
to Star Wars Thursday?

158
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Absolutely.

159
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Fine, take Wil.

160
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See if he brings you
clam chowder.

161
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Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay.

162
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Let's-let's... let's just
recap our options.

163
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All right, we've got
harp thing, sheep thing...

164
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Wild thang.

165
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Which do you think
she'd prefer?

166
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Because I checked the Sheep
and Wool Festival Web site,

167
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and there's only
8,000 tickets left.

168
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,331
Sheldon, being physical with
Amy is a huge step for you.

169
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Yeah, are you ready
for this?

170
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Intimacy in any form
has been challenging for me,

171
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,032
but I'd like to show her
how important she is,

172
00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:07,899
and it feels like
now might be the right time.

173
00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:09,665
Sheldon, that's
so beautiful.

174
00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,498
Then it's settled.

175
00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,166
Amy's birthday present
will be my genitals.

176
00:09:23,784 --> 00:09:25,182
Thanks for taking me out.

177
00:09:25,184 --> 00:09:27,248
Well, you're spending
your birthday with Sheldon.

178
00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,381
Why not celebrate early?

179
00:09:28,383 --> 00:09:30,182
So where do
you want to go?

180
00:09:30,184 --> 00:09:32,715
I heard that new Mexican place
on Green Street is good.

181
00:09:32,717 --> 00:09:37,049
Sure, sure. Or we could
take you to get a bikini wax.

182
00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:42,116
Why would I get a bikini
wax for my birthday?

183
00:09:42,118 --> 00:09:44,882
Uh, I don't know.
It was just a thought.

184
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,949
I think I'll just
stick to Mexican.

185
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Great. And then maybe after,
we can watch a dirty movie,

186
00:09:51,118 --> 00:09:53,949
and if anybody has any questions
about what happened or how,

187
00:09:53,951 --> 00:09:56,281
we can answer them.

188
00:09:57,184 --> 00:09:59,482
Okay, what
is going on?

189
00:09:59,484 --> 00:10:01,515
Oh, we just want you
to be prepared

190
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,849
for any surprises
that might happen tomorrow.

191
00:10:03,851 --> 00:10:05,982
What surprises?

192
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,915
Oh.

193
00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,182
We don't want to
spoil anything,

194
00:10:10,184 --> 00:10:15,116
but you should know that Sheldon
said he's ready to be physical.

195
00:10:15,118 --> 00:10:17,615
You shut your damn mouth!

196
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,982
You actually heard him say this?

197
00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:25,281
Yes. He said he wants
to do something

198
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,715
to show you how much
you mean to him.

199
00:10:26,717 --> 00:10:31,281
I-I can't believe it. I...

200
00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:34,982
I don't know what to say.

201
00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:36,849
Well, we're really
happy for you,

202
00:10:36,851 --> 00:10:38,548
and we know how
much he cares...

203
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,315
I do know what to say!
Let's get me waxed!

204
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:54,015
Why isn't it ever
Angie Dickinson's bedroom?

205
00:10:55,084 --> 00:10:56,748
You're back.

206
00:10:56,750 --> 00:11:00,949
It-it doesn't seem
like it's up to me.

207
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,515
I suppose you're here because...

208
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:06,748
I've decided to be physical
with my girlfriend,

209
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,415
and I've never done that before.

210
00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:13,548
E-Excuse me for a moment.

211
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,982
Well, it was worth a shot.

212
00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:36,782
So, can you help me?

213
00:11:36,784 --> 00:11:39,315
Uh, all right. Um...

214
00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:42,782
once-once the man gets

215
00:11:42,784 --> 00:11:45,748
the-the woman out of her...
out of her bloomers...

216
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,748
Oh, no.
Not that.

217
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,248
I-I understand
the mechanics.

218
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,548
Oh, good, good. 'Cause, uh,

219
00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:57,348
I have no idea
what kids these days are...

220
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,782
calling their-their parts.

221
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:05,582
I think they say "junk."

222
00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:09,782
What is happening to this world?

223
00:12:11,017 --> 00:12:15,148
What-what do you
actually need to know?

224
00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:19,081
This is an important night
for us,

225
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,848
and I'm worried
I might be overwhelmed

226
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,181
and ruin everything.

227
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,949
Sheldon, if-if you're
with the right person,

228
00:12:28,951 --> 00:12:31,582
it-it'll be okay.

229
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:36,181
Thank you, Arthur.

230
00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:39,348
You are the wisest of the wise.

231
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:42,015
Well, that's-that's very nice
of you to say,

232
00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:44,615
but I think
I'm just an expression of...

233
00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:47,582
of your unconscious mind.

234
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:50,148
Oh, sure. Yeah.

235
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:54,248
Well, you're fun to look at.

236
00:12:57,817 --> 00:12:59,181
Tonight's the night!

237
00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:01,148
Yeah, the wait
is finally over!

238
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:04,348
I know. Then you'll finally stop
talking about it!

239
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,348
Ready to go?
Let's do this.

240
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,502
Have fun, guys!

241
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,682
We will.
I can't believe Sheldon gave this up.

242
00:13:09,684 --> 00:13:10,372
I know.

243
00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:12,350
We're gonna have
so much more fun than him.

244
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,615
No, they're not.

245
00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:21,014
Knowing them, they will.

246
00:13:25,217 --> 00:13:27,815
T minus 15 minutes!

247
00:13:27,817 --> 00:13:29,114
Oh, did you hear
from Wil?

248
00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:31,481
Yeah, he's on his way.
Time for bladder check.

249
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:32,882
Check.

250
00:13:32,884 --> 00:13:34,148
Check.

251
00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:36,715
Check. Wait.

252
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,882
Screw it. I'm holding it.

253
00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:42,982
What is everyone
booing at?

254
00:13:49,584 --> 00:13:51,081
Hey, guys. What's up?

255
00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:54,415
Um, hey, Wil.
What you doin'?

256
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,582
I was on Star Trek. I'm just
rooting for the home team.

257
00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,381
Star Trek stinks!

258
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:02,648
Yeah? Live long
and suck it!

259
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,181
Birthday girl.

260
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,448
Birthday girl.
Birthday girl.

261
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,481
Come in!

262
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,248
Oh!

263
00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:27,348
Hi, Sheldon.

264
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,815
Hello. Sorry I'm late.

265
00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:30,415
I also got you a balloon,

266
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,114
but it floated away,
and I chased it for a while.

267
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:35,715
That's okay. Come on in.

268
00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:37,014
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.

269
00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:39,915
Um, I'll... I'm gonna go put
these in water.

270
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,582
Okay.

271
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:44,215
Ooh, this is different, hmm?

272
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,014
Candles and music.

273
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:47,515
Do you like it?

274
00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,748
It's kind of spooky.

275
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,515
I can change it back.

276
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,048
No, no, no. It's your birthday.

277
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:56,748
As long as no one jumps out
in a hockey mask, I'll be fine.

278
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,882
So...

279
00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:06,615
What'd you have in mind
for tonight?

280
00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:09,315
I thought I could take you out
to a nice birthday dinner.

281
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:13,715
If we pick a place east of here,
we might find the balloon.

282
00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:16,748
Um, that sounds nice, but...

283
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,715
I'm not really hungry right now.

284
00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:22,348
I thought maybe...

285
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,981
we could do presents first.
Oh.

286
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,481
All right.

287
00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:30,582
Um...

288
00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:34,381
I should probably tell you
something about this gift.

289
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:38,381
You mean before you...

290
00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:41,582
give it to me?

291
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,948
Yes.

292
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:49,815
May I ask you a question
before I...

293
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:52,648
give it to you?

294
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:55,415
Of course.
Why are we saying

295
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,048
"give it to you" like that?

296
00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:00,748
Sheldon,

297
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:04,081
I know your present is...

298
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:08,014
for us to be intimate tonight.

299
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,415
I see.

300
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,148
Is that all right?

301
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:20,014
I'm sorry,
but this is a litigious society.

302
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:22,548
I'm gonna need verbal consent.

303
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,548
Yes.

304
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:31,081
You know what, let me pull a
quick contract off the Internet.

305
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:39,381
So, if you don't like Star
Wars, why are you here?

306
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:40,515
Oh, I'm just having fun.

307
00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,348
Everyone takes Star
Wars so seriously.

308
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:45,215
Like if the movie's bad,
it's gonna ruin their lives.

309
00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:46,948
Is it bad?
Did you hear something?

310
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:50,315
Oh, my God. It's bad.
Somebody kill me.

311
00:16:50,317 --> 00:16:52,881
See? That's
what I mean.

312
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,782
When you wake up in the
morning, whether this is

313
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,914
the greatest movie ever
or a total piece of crap,

314
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,515
your life isn't
gonna change at all.

315
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:01,415
He's right.

316
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,615
Yeah.

317
00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:04,181
No matter what happens,

318
00:17:04,183 --> 00:17:06,315
we're coming back tomorrow
to watch it again.

319
00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:11,215
Do you think Sheldon's actually
gonna go through with it?

320
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,415
I don't know.

321
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,814
He said he's ready.
Yeah, but he also swore

322
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,381
this was the year he'd be able
to pull the guts out

323
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,448
of a pumpkin.

324
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,515
Well, I'm gonna stay positive.
I mean, we talked.

325
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,981
I told him what women like,
and after he stopped giggling,

326
00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:26,381
he seemed pretty sure
of himself.

327
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,648
Hi.

328
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,847
Hello.

329
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,215
So, um...

330
00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:50,148
should I get under the covers
with you?

331
00:17:50,983 --> 00:17:53,248
All right.

332
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,582
Hello.
Hi!

333
00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:21,348
Why are you shaking?
Are you cold?

334
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,814
I'm just, um... really nervous.

335
00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:26,281
Why?

336
00:18:26,283 --> 00:18:28,914
Well...

337
00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:31,348
I've been waiting for this
for so long,

338
00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:35,014
I've just... built it up
in my head.

339
00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:37,914
I don't know
what to expect.

340
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,948
Neither do I.

341
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:45,582
But... we can find out
together.

342
00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:49,582
Okay.

343
00:18:56,317 --> 00:18:59,481
I'm really nervous.

344
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,747
I know.

345
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,948
We've been waiting so long
for this.

346
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:09,114
And we've built it up
in our heads so much.

347
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:12,048
Guys, it's
just a movie.

348
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,548
That's true.

349
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,215
He's right.
It is.

350
00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:19,348
Although, we all
remember Jar Jar.

351
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:22,948
Leonard,
I-I'm scared again.

352
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:32,548
Well, I enjoyed that
more than I thought I would.

353
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,615
Me, too.

354
00:19:42,617 --> 00:19:47,814
I look forward to your next
birthday when we do it again.

355
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,515
That works for me.

356
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:55,148
I enjoyed that
more than I thought I would.

357
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:02,148
I don't think
I can walk right now.

358
00:20:10,228 --> 00:20:12,893
Uh, Sheldon?

359
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:14,926
Sheldon.

360
00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:16,193
Arthur.

361
00:20:16,195 --> 00:20:17,560
What are you
doing here?

362
00:20:17,562 --> 00:20:18,592
I-I don't think

363
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,226
I need any more advice.

364
00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:23,826
I-I was just curious.

365
00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:28,460
How-How'd it go?

366
00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:30,226
Oh.

367
00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:34,560
It was amazing.

368
00:20:35,328 --> 00:20:36,859
I-I saw it a few days later.

369
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,160
What a movie.

370
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:46,226
But, uh, what-what about Amy?

371
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:49,226
Oh. Uh, uh, she liked it fine.

372
00:20:49,228 --> 00:20:53,726
But she doesn't have the history
with the franchise I do.

373
00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:57,059
Okay.

374
00:20:57,061 --> 00:20:59,626
Good... good talk.

375
00:21:01,465 --> 00:21:07,958
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