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How's your hotel?

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It's not the best Best Western
I've been to,

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but I'd say it's...

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the third best Best Western
I've been to.

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I know how you feel.

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The Best Buy by my house
is only the third best Best Buy.

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They have
the best buys,

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but having the best buys
isn't the only thing

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that makes a Best Buy
the best Best Buy.

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What makes a best Best Buy
the best Best Buy?

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Mm, that's a great question.

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I like when they're
next to a Chipotle.

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Okay, well, I should unpack.

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All right.

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Enjoy the neurobiology
conference.

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I will.

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I... wish you were here.

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At a neurobiology conference?

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What a mean thing to say.

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Okay, I'm glad you're not here?

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Aw, you always know
just what to say

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after I tell you what to say.

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Good-bye, Sheldon.

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Bye.

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Oh! Good news, gentlemen.

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Amy's at a conference
this weekend,

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which means I'm available
to be entertained, hmm.

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As today's youth might put it:
Who wants to get their Sheld-on?

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Bernie and I are getting
the house ready for the remodel.

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We could always use
an extra pair of hands.

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That sounds awful. Raj?

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Uh, I've got time booked in
the telescope room all weekend

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scanning for rogue planets.

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You're more than welcome
to join me.

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That's the one to beat.
Leonard?

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Oh, if anything,
I'm trying to get my Sheld-off.

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Well, then it looks like we have
a winner. Congratulations.

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Well, I should warn you,
it's just looking at data

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for hours and hours
on a computer screen.

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Uh, stop selling it, kid.
You won.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Hey.

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Hey.
Hello. - Hi.

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How was your day?

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Oh, not good.

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Still couldn't get in
to see Dr. Gallo.

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A doctor?

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Well, I hope
you're not contagious.

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I've got a weekend
in the telescope room

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I've been excited about
for almost three minutes.

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I'm not sick.
It's for work.

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There's this doctor who refuses
to see any sales reps.

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I've been trying
to get in for months.

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Well, did you try
wearing the shirt

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I said was
inappropriate for work?

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Well, the doctor's a woman,
but...

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yes, because
you never know.

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What kind of doctor
is she?

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Um, a psychiatrist. Why?

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Well, what if you make
an appointment as a patient?

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Then you'll get to talk to her.

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Yeah, they already know
I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.

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Oh. What if Leonard
made an appointment

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and tried to lay some
groundwork for you?

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That's interesting.

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I'm not gonna make
a fake appointment

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with a psychiatrist.

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What would I say
is wrong with me?

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Low self-esteem.
Social anxiety.

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Sexual insecurity.

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None of that is true.

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Uh, denial. See, sweetie,
the list goes on and on.

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That's just crazy.

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How would my going in there
even help you?

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I don't know. You could talk to
her, and maybe if it comes up,

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you could ask if she's heard
about the drug.

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What if I get caught?

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Fear of failure!
Lack of confidence!

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Kind of a wuss!

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Fine, I'll do it.

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But not because of them,
because I love you.

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Thank you.

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Pushover.
Spineless.

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Still hasn't bought milk

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even though I told him
two days ago!

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That was incredible.

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It was.

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I just wish Stuart
wasn't around

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so we didn't have
to be so quiet.

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I know.

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It's not like
he returns the favor

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when he watches
his Japanese porn cartoons.

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You guys got a minute,

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or are you
still cuddling?

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What is it, Stuart?

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Can I come in?

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Hang on.

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Should I send him away?

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No, it's okay.

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Thanks, Bernie.

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What's up?

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Uh, well, I know

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the remodel is coming up,
so I thought I'd make it easy

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on you guys
and find my own place.

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Wow.

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I thought I was done
getting lucky tonight.

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So, when are you
thinking of moving?

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Uh, actually,
I already found an apartment,

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so in a couple of days.

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Oh. Okay.

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Sorry to see you go?

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Okay, well,
thank you guys for everything.

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I-I really appreciate it.

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You're very welcome.

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Hmm.

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What?

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Hmm, I just have never been
in this room while you're awake.

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What are you doing?

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Uh, making sure the telescope's
camera is white-field balanced.

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Hmm.

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What are you doing now?

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Still making sure
the telescope's camera

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is white-field balanced.
Oh, I see.

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How about now?

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Now I'm making sure
the telescope's camera

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is white-field balanced and
wishing you had a coloring book.

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Well, I can be helpful.

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Give me something to do.

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You know, my father
took me to work once,

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and in ten minutes
I figured out

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who'd been stealing
from the cash register.

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It was my father.

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Yeah, Dad lost his job,

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but Mr. Hinckley
gave me a Fudgsicle.

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Fine, you want
something to do?

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There's about six months
of data on this hard drive.

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Why don't you go through it
and see if you can spot

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any patterns or anomalies.

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Yep, I'm on it.
Hey, look at that!

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An Indian guy outsourcing
a computer job to a white fella.

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Yeah, okay,
whatever it takes

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to keep you busy
for a few hours.

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Found one.

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No, you didn't.

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There are millions
of data points there.

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But, look, an
optical transient.

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Yeah, maybe
that is something.

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How did you find that?
It wasn't difficult.

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You know how when you see
prime numbers, they appear red,

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but when they're
twin primes,

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they're pink and
smell like gasoline?

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No.

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Oh. I guess I'm
a special boy.

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You know, sometimes
when a boy is special,

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he gets a Fudgsicle.

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Which, by the way, tastes
like the speed of light.

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Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.

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Ah, it's my pleasure.

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I'm curious,

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are you related
to Dr. Beverly Hofstadter?

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Uh, she's my mother.
You know her?

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No, not personally,

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but I have read
all of her books.

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Well, then you know her
better than I do.

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Well, I'm not so sure
about that.

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But I can tell you
I do not agree

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with her theories
on child rearing at all.

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Really?

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Any chance you find them
cold, cruel and unsuitable

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for innocent little boys
who just want to be happy?

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Well, I didn't want to say it...

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No, no, say it. Sing it.

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Rent a plane,
write it in the sky.

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Sounds like you're holding on

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to quite a bit of anger
towards her.

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Oh, no,
I-I've worked through

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a lot of that stuff;
I'm better now.

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Mm. Good for you.

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Do you know she never let me

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celebrate my birthday
because being born

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was her achievement, not mine?

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That's heartbreaking.

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Right? To this day,
I send her a card every year

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with a little money in it.

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You know, once we get
the house back to ourselves,

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we can be romantic
in any room we want.

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Great. I can finally show you
where the laundry room is.

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Boy, who
would've thought

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when you asked me to move in
and help take care of your mom,

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I'd still be here
two years later?

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Nobody thought that.
No one.

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Well, that's it.

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I guess so.

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This is weird.

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Yeah. A grown man moving
into his own apartment.

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Crazy times. See ya!

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Ignore him.

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He's just using humor
to express how...

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happy he is.

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It's okay. I know he loves me.

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Sure he does.

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Well, let us know
when you're all settled in.

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I will. And I really can't
thank you guys enough.

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Our pleasure.

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Bye.
Bye.

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He's gone!

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Let's start in the garage!

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Okay, so once we receive
the next image

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and compare it to the ones
we've already collected,

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we'll know what it is
that we found.

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00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:07,460
Ooh, perhaps it's a
Heliosheath scintillation.

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00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:09,761
It could be
a trans-Neptunian object.

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Maybe it's a new planet.

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Unlikely, but it could be
a dwarf planet.

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Well, as long as it has
a healthy gravity

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and all its moons,
I'll be happy.

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Okay, the final image
is coming in.

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And the object
we discovered is...

219
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Come on,

220
00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:28,594
Daddy needs a livable planet
he can rule with an iron fist.

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A medium-sized asteroid.

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That's it?

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How common.

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That's the chicken fingers
on the menu of space.

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I kind of like chicken fingers.

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00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:42,027
Yeah, me, too.
I was stuck for a metaphor.

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Come on,
a medium-sized asteroid

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is still
an interesting discovery.

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I suppose it
could end up

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on a collision course with Earth
and destroy life as we know it.

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You dream different than me.

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It is kind of cute.

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Yeah, it is.
And you know we get to name it.

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00:10:01,195 --> 00:10:03,560
We better choose a name
no one can make fun of.

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00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:07,027
Sir Frederick William Herschel
didn't do Uranus any favors.

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00:10:10,828 --> 00:10:12,627
Hi.

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00:10:12,629 --> 00:10:14,460
Hey, how'd it go?
Oh, great.

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00:10:14,462 --> 00:10:16,627
Dr. Gallo is terrific.

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00:10:16,629 --> 00:10:17,993
You know,
I-I've always been insecure

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00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:19,893
that no one cares
about what I have to say,

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00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:21,093
but she made me see...

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00:10:21,095 --> 00:10:23,860
Yeah, no one cares.
Did you help me out or not?

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00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:25,960
Okay, n-now,
what I'm hearing

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00:10:25,962 --> 00:10:28,127
is that you feel that
I sometimes take too long

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to express myself,

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and you wish
I'd be more succinct.

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00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:32,260
You're only hearing that because

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I cannot roll my eyes
any louder.

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00:10:34,496 --> 00:10:37,560
All right, well, after we talked
about my issues with my mother...

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00:10:37,562 --> 00:10:40,293
nothing too deep,
just how she ruined my life...

251
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I told her about you

252
00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:43,893
and your drug; she said
she'd be happy to meet you.

253
00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:44,993
Really?

254
00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:47,661
Oh, you're the best
husband ever!

255
00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:51,661
So you'll go to the Doctor Who
convention with me next week?

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00:10:51,663 --> 00:10:53,227
I guess.

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00:10:53,229 --> 00:10:57,327
Oh, I actually did hear
your eyes roll that time.

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00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:03,160
Boy, when was the last time
Stuart cleaned this place?

259
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,527
No kidding.

260
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:06,360
Oh, okay,
I'm about to suck something up.

261
00:11:06,362 --> 00:11:08,460
What do you think
this object sounds like?

262
00:11:08,462 --> 00:11:11,694
Howie, I don't want to play
Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore.

263
00:11:12,762 --> 00:11:15,993
So, what do you think we
should do with this room?

264
00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:18,394
Well, I was thinking a
home theater or a gaming room...

265
00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:20,627
you know, like a man cave.

266
00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:22,093
Why can't it be a woman cave?

267
00:11:22,095 --> 00:11:24,127
As long as it has a home
theater, a video game system

268
00:11:24,129 --> 00:11:25,227
and you're not allowed in it,

269
00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:27,460
you can call it
whatever you want.

270
00:11:27,462 --> 00:11:29,460
I'm being serious.

271
00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:31,694
Well, what do you think
we should do?

272
00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:32,793
I don't know,

273
00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:35,260
maybe a home office or...

274
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,726
Oh.

275
00:11:36,728 --> 00:11:38,160
Look.

276
00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:41,093
The teddy bear Stuart won the
night we took him to the fair.

277
00:11:41,095 --> 00:11:42,293
Oh.

278
00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:45,360
He was so excited.

279
00:11:45,362 --> 00:11:46,594
Yeah.

280
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:48,360
You know, no matter
how hard they tried,

281
00:11:48,362 --> 00:11:51,093
they could not guess his age.

282
00:11:51,095 --> 00:11:53,793
I'll give it to him
next time I see him.

283
00:11:53,795 --> 00:11:55,465
Have you heard from him
since he left?

284
00:11:55,489 --> 00:11:56,681
No.

285
00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,726
You'd think he would've called
once he got settled in.

286
00:11:59,728 --> 00:12:01,427
Hmm. Maybe he's busy.

287
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,960
Too busy to call?
He wasn't too busy

288
00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:06,260
to binge-watch Hot in Cleveland
with my Hulu password.

289
00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:10,327
What is happening?

290
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,826
Are we missing him?

291
00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:16,427
No, that's not what
this feeling is.

292
00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:18,594
Is it?

293
00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:20,993
Of course not.
He drove us crazy.

294
00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:22,793
Like when you were gonna
make that pie

295
00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:26,394
and Stuart ate
all the blueberries.

296
00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:29,627
And he tried to deny it, but
his teeth were all purple.

297
00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:33,360
That was pretty cute.

298
00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:35,560
Yeah.

299
00:12:35,562 --> 00:12:37,360
Ew, we are missing him!

300
00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:43,460
So I was thinking,
maybe we can come up with a name

301
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,093
for the asteroid by
combining our names.

302
00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:47,560
That's a great idea.

303
00:12:47,562 --> 00:12:49,060
I've got it.

304
00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:51,926
We'll call it... Cooper.

305
00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:55,394
How is that both our names?

306
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:59,494
"Koo" from Koothrappali
and "per" from Cooper.

307
00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:02,160
Yeah, s-so it's, like,
Kooper with a "K"?

308
00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:03,860
Nah, you're right, that's dumb.

309
00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:06,193
Hey.

310
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:07,594
Oh, Leonard, great news.

311
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:11,027
We discovered a medium-sized
asteroid together.

312
00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:12,726
Wow, that's amazing!

313
00:13:12,728 --> 00:13:14,793
I'm in a pretty great mood
today myself.

314
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,793
Okay. Guess we're gonna
talk about you now.

315
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:20,693
Well, we are, because
Dr. Gallo made me realize

316
00:13:20,695 --> 00:13:23,460
that I'm a worthwhile person
and that my feelings matter.

317
00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:27,460
I learned that for free from
a cat poster, but good for you.

318
00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:30,860
Okay, back to me.

319
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:33,760
I discovered an asteroid,
and now I get to name it.

320
00:13:33,762 --> 00:13:35,460
Wait, what happened to us?

321
00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:36,693
Now, this isn't about us,

322
00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:38,860
this is about what's best
for the asteroid.

323
00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:42,327
What are you thinking
of naming it?

324
00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:44,027
I haven't settled
on anything yet.

325
00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:45,860
We haven't settled
on anything yet.

326
00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:49,394
All right, way to go,
Cat Poster. You hang in there.

327
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,926
You know what'd be nice?
Name it after your girlfriends.

328
00:13:51,928 --> 00:13:53,494
Show them how much you care.

329
00:13:53,496 --> 00:13:55,893
That is a great idea.

330
00:13:55,895 --> 00:13:57,193
It's perfect.

331
00:13:57,195 --> 00:13:59,494
It appears romantic,
but it's really just

332
00:13:59,496 --> 00:14:00,760
a rock in space that gets me

333
00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:02,293
out of Valentine's Day
forever.

334
00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:07,127
So, uh, what were you thinking?
Combine their names?

335
00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:08,427
I like it.

336
00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:11,460
Yeah, we'll take the "A-M"
from Amy and, uh,

337
00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:14,193
the "Y" from Emily.

338
00:14:15,129 --> 00:14:16,826
That's just Amy.

339
00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:19,027
Exactly.
See how well we work together?

340
00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:22,926
And in double-blind
studies,

341
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,260
Placinex proved extremely
effective in treating

342
00:14:25,262 --> 00:14:26,860
all kinds of anxiety.

343
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,027
Actually, funny story...
the boys in the lab

344
00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:31,726
were worried about getting
FDA approval for Placinex;

345
00:14:31,728 --> 00:14:33,960
they started taking it,
stopped worrying.

346
00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:36,960
Got it.

347
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:38,293
Uh, do you have any questions?

348
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,660
Just one.
Mm-hmm?

349
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,726
When you made your husband
pretend to be a patient

350
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:47,260
so you could get access to me,
what were you thinking there?

351
00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:51,526
I just... meant a question
about the drug.

352
00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:54,460
Yeah, I know what you meant.

353
00:14:54,462 --> 00:14:55,926
Let's put that aside
for a minute

354
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,593
and talk about
why you married Leonard.

355
00:14:58,595 --> 00:15:01,027
I don't wanna.

356
00:15:02,795 --> 00:15:05,060
Here is a man
raised by an overbearing woman

357
00:15:05,062 --> 00:15:08,893
who completely dominated every
aspect of his formative years.

358
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:10,826
Do you think

359
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,327
he's perpetuating
that relationship

360
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,360
by seeking out
a partner like you?

361
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:20,127
You know,
I used to wear tank tops a lot.

362
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:22,593
That was a big selling point.

363
00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:26,593
Hi, Sheldon. What's up?

364
00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:29,926
Good news. You're an asteroid.

365
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:36,293
Uh... please tell me
what to say next.

366
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:38,093
Perhaps I should explain.

367
00:15:38,095 --> 00:15:39,926
While working with Koothrappali,

368
00:15:39,928 --> 00:15:43,260
we discovered an asteroid,
and I named it after you.

369
00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:45,360
Oh.

370
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,459
Sheldon, thank you.

371
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,293
That's so romantic.

372
00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,860
But what about Rajesh?

373
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,926
He was okay with
you choosing the name?

374
00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:54,660
Well, it took
a little negotiating,

375
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,960
but I wore him down.

376
00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:57,459
Uh, we get the asteroid,

377
00:15:57,461 --> 00:15:59,160
and if you and I have children,

378
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:02,693
they all have to be
named Rajesh.

379
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:05,027
All of them?

380
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:07,826
Even the girls.

381
00:16:08,628 --> 00:16:11,426
Okay, I think I know
what to say now.

382
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:15,260
How can I not
sound like his mother

383
00:16:15,262 --> 00:16:17,260
when our entire bedroom
is filled with Star Wars toys?

384
00:16:17,262 --> 00:16:18,860
I mean, have you ever had sex

385
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:21,626
with a stuffed Wookiee
watching you?

386
00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:24,459
I went to college in the '70s;
it was a hairier time.

387
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,027
I'm gonna say yes.

388
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,493
You know, if anything,
he's turning me into his mother.

389
00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,926
Before I did pharmaceutical
sales, I was an actress.

390
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,559
You know, I was pretty good.

391
00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:36,093
You know, girl-next-door type,
but hot.

392
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,327
Doable.

393
00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:39,593
Hmm.

394
00:16:39,595 --> 00:16:41,227
And not only
am I Leonard's mother,

395
00:16:41,229 --> 00:16:43,993
but we have this man-child
living with us named Sheldon.

396
00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:47,227
Oh, Leonard talked a lot
about him.

397
00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:50,293
I wasn't sure if he was real.

398
00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,693
Yeah, he's as real
as the fine I get

399
00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:55,826
when I use
too much toilet paper.

400
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:59,426
Wow, you really do have
a lot on your plate.

401
00:16:59,428 --> 00:17:01,793
I do.

402
00:17:01,795 --> 00:17:03,193
You know,

403
00:17:03,195 --> 00:17:04,260
Leonard's right.

404
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:06,127
Talking to you
is really helping.

405
00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:07,626
Oh, I'm glad.

406
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:09,360
You know, you might also benefit

407
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,726
from a prescription
for anxiety.

408
00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:13,693
Okay, if you think it'll help.

409
00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,227
Oh, just don't
make it Placinex.

410
00:17:15,229 --> 00:17:17,826
I do not need
sudden fits of homicidal rage.

411
00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:23,426
I miss you.

412
00:17:23,428 --> 00:17:25,060
I miss you as well.

413
00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:27,127
I can't believe
I miss Stuart.

414
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,926
I guess I just miss
when life was simpler.

415
00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,793
Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!

416
00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:33,093
Go, Leonard!
Go, Leonard!

417
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,260
Remember, girls, you decide
what makes you happy,

418
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,860
not your emotionally
withholding mothers.

419
00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,860
Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!

420
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:44,093
Go, Leonard! Go, Leonard!
Go, Leonard!

421
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,504
I really miss this.

422
00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:10,356
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