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How could Batman
possibly fight Superman?

2
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I mean, isn't that dumb?

3
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Maybe he uses Kryptonite.

4
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Well, Batman's got
a lot of money.

5
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Maybe he builds a suit that can
do everything Superman can do.

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No, no, no, no, no.

7
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I've seen that movie.
It's called Iron Man.

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What is happening?

9
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I don't know.

10
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But it's beautiful.

11
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And now Ben Affleck
is Batman?

12
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Oh, he was great in
Shakespeare in Love.

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Ooh, we should watch that
next girls' night.

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We could do a double feature

15
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with the Leonardo DiCaprio
Romeo + Juliet.

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Oh, I love me some Leo.

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And it's gone.

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Oh, hello, everyone.

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I am happy to report
I'm feeling much better.

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Good for you.

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My fever is gone,
my sinuses are pressure-free,

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and my mucus is as clear
as a Yosemite waterfall.

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Glad to hear it.

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I'll be able to return
to work tomorrow.

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Yay.

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Well, why isn't
everyone happy?

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Your little ray of sunshine
is ready to beam again.

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You really don't know why?
No.

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But I knew that his "yay"
was sarcastic.

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Not bad for a guy
whose last bowel movement

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sounded like rain on a roof.

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Let me refresh your memory.

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Penny,

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rub Vicks on my chest.

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Sheldon, I cooked you breakfast.

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I made your bed.

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I checked your mouth for thrush.

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You can rub your own chest.

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Oh, sure, grope every other
male on the planet,

40
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but draw the line with me.

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I brought you a little
care package from work.

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It's our latest
antiviral

43
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and the best decongestant
we make.

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I hope laughter
is the best medicine,

45
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'cause this care package
is a joke.

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Hey, she came
all the way here...

47
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You're gonna want
to take these with food.

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Sheldon,
stop being a baby

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and let Emily
take a look at you.

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She's a
dermatologist.

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I went to medical school.

52
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Well, in that case,
try removing

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the irritating
patch of brown skin

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standing next to you.

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All right, here you go.

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Leonard, I'm dying.

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You're not dying.
It's just the flu.

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I asked for chicken noodle.

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This is chicken and stars.
It's killing me.

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I never did get
that chicken noodle, did I?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Hi, Sheldon.

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Hello.

64
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Are you feeling any better?

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Physically, yes, but I'm upset

66
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because everyone's mad at me
for no good reason.

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Why don't you tell me
what happened,

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and in a gentle, loving way,

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I'll explain to you
why you're wrong.

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You know how, when you're sick,

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you're allowed to be cranky
and say whatever you want

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and other people's feelings
don't matter?

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Ooh. Gentle and loving...
this is gonna be tricky.

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I had a 101 fever.

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If that's not a time to verbally
abuse my loved ones, when is?

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Sheldon, when you're sick,
you can be... unbearable.

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That's why your friends
have been known

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to work late
or sneak out to the movies

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or stay at
a neurobiology conference

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three days after it's ended.

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You stayed in Michigan all week
to avoid being around me?

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No, no, not just that.

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I mean...

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Detroit is beautiful
when it's sleeting.

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You know, I'm not the only one

86
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who's unpleasant
when they're sick.

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When Penny got food poisoning,
she threw up so loudly

88
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I could barely hear
the television.

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Ooh, I just heard something.

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Might be hail, might be gunfire.

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Either way, I'm gonna go
take pictures. Bye.

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Hey, Stuart.

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Hey. Where's Sheldon?

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- Still sick?
- No, he's fine.

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We just needed
a little break.

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Yeah, I get that.

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When I brought him his comics
the other day,

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he said, "Oh, great,
Death is literally at my door."

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He was being a jerk
to everyone.

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Don't take it personally.

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Oh, I'm on so many
antidepressants,

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I couldn't if I wanted to.

103
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I wish we could do more stuff
without Sheldon.

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I wish that all the time.

105
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Usually before I blow
out birthday candles.

106
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You know, Amy took
some time off from him.

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Really improved
their relationship.

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Huh. Okay.

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As long as it doesn't end
with us having coitus with him,

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I'm in.

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We should all take
a trip or something.

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You know, Penny and
I have been talking

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about taking a
weekend in Vegas.

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Maybe we should all go.

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Bernie would love that.

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Oh! Ooh! Maybe we could get

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one of those party buses
to take us there.

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That sounds really fun.

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Yeah, that sounds fun.

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A party-bus party don't stop.

121
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Ooh! When I say "party,"
you say "bus."

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- No. No.
- No. No!

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So, the guys and I
were talking about

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renting a party bus and
everyone going to Vegas.

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Oh, that could be fun.

126
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But just to be clear,
you mean a party bus

127
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with booze and music, right,

128
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not, like, juice boxes
and video games?

129
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Yes.

130
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And Howard's birthday
was a drop-off party.

131
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You didn't have to stay.

132
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Well, I'm in.

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When are we going?
This weekend.

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Oh, where are we going?

135
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Well, Vegas, but...

136
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Ugh, Atlantic City
without the taffy?

137
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No, thank you.

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That's fine, 'cause actually
you're not invited.

139
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Well, now...
well, that's hurtful.

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Oh, Sheldon, you don't
even like it there.

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I can consider a place

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America's urinal cake

143
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and still enjoy
the occasional visit.

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Not this time.

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Oh, fine. Then I'll just
hang out with Wolowitz.

146
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He's coming, too.
Well, then Raj and I will...

147
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Nope.
Very well. Stuart.

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Oh, great. Do that.

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Ugh. Stuart.

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Hi, Sheldon. What's new?

151
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Our friends are jerks,
and I'm mad at all of them.

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I said, "What's new?" but sure.

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Can you believe
they planned a trip

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to Las Vegas
and didn't invite me?

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Did you refuse to apologize

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and act like they were stupid
for being mad?

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You know, I liked it better
when there was still

158
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a little mystery left
in our relationship.

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Everyone tried
to take care of you,

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and you were nothing
but mean to them.

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I can't believe
you're not on my side.

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I was on your side when someone
stole your car radio.

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Who else's side
could you have been on?

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I don't know.

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A music-loving hobo
with a heart of gold?

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Sheldon, I understand
that you're upset

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because you feel left out,

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but I don't know why
we're even talking about this.

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Just apologize to them.

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Fine, if that's what it takes
to go on their dumb trip.

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Maybe you could try apologizing
because you actually feel bad.

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It's called empathy.

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It's something
you could work on.

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I have empathy.

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Watch.

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Leonard made me soup,
and I was mean to him.

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Great.

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Now try it as if this isn't
your first day as a person.

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Fine.

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Leonard made me soup,
and I was mean to him.

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Hey, I felt a little something.

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Let me try again.

183
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Leonard made me soup,
and I was mean to him.

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I was mean to him.

185
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He must have felt terrible.

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Oh, now I feel terrible.

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Neat!

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Glad I could help.

189
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Now let me see you
feel bad for lying

190
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and staying in Detroit
longer than you needed to.

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I feel so, so bad.

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Hey, we're both great at this.

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Leonard, get ready
for an apology.

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And with the added twist
of an M. Night Shyamalan movie,

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I'm going to mean it.

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Ah, so like every other

197
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M. Night Shyamalan movie
I've seen,

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you spoil it in advance.

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Hey, if you didn't know
Bruce Willis

200
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:04,272
was dead the whole time,
that's not on me.

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Okay.

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00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:09,339
Here it comes.

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You tried to take care of me

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when I was sick,
and I was mean to you.

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00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:15,038
There's no excuse for that.

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00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,238
And I'm truly sorry.

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Thank you.

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I appreciate that.

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00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:22,638
I want you to know
that that is sincere.

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00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:23,905
I-I do feel bad.

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I'm not just saying it
to be included on your trip.

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Appreciate that, too.

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Terrific.

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Now all that's left
is for you to invite me to come.

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Me to ask, "Are you sure?"

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You to say, "Absolutely."

217
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And then me
to bring it home with,

218
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"How could I say no
to that face?"

219
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You're still not coming.

220
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What? But I apologized
and I meant it.

221
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I know that we don't play
this game very often,

222
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but you're doing it wrong.

223
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Sheldon, I accept
your apology, but you upset

224
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a lot of people
while you were sick.

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I'm not in a position
to just say you can come.

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Well, all right.

227
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What if I apologize
to all of them?

228
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Fine, if you
apologize to everyone,

229
00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:02,538
they all say it's okay,
then yes, you can come.

230
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,005
Challenge accepted!

231
00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:07,138
Sounds like it's time for
the Sheldon Cooper Apology Tour.

232
00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:10,738
Well, I hope
it's as much fun

233
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,305
as the Sheldon Cooper
Spell-Checks Local Menus Tour.

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00:10:14,307 --> 00:10:15,971
My goodness!

235
00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:19,238
Do you remember
"comes with apsparagus"?

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00:10:28,451 --> 00:10:30,349
Howard and Bernadette,

237
00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:32,349
you tried to comfort me
when I was ill,

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and I treated you terribly.

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00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,216
I'm sorry.

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Wow.

241
00:10:37,951 --> 00:10:39,182
I'm impressed.

242
00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:40,216
No, no, no, wait.

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I'm not done.

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00:10:41,285 --> 00:10:43,416
Allow me to underscore
my sentiment

245
00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:45,182
with a haunting rendition

246
00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:47,016
of Brenda Lee's "I'm Sorry"

247
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played on the pan flute.

248
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Apology accepted!
Forgiven, forgiven!

249
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All right, that's eight hours
of practice down the drain.

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00:10:58,684 --> 00:11:01,182
And to memorialize
this occasion,

251
00:11:01,184 --> 00:11:04,082
here are your
commemorative T-shirts.

252
00:11:08,984 --> 00:11:12,182
"Sheldon Cooper
apologized to me"

253
00:11:12,184 --> 00:11:15,249
"And he made it
all better."

254
00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:22,383
All you did was offer

255
00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:24,515
maternal care and affection,

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00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,416
and all you received in return

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00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:29,749
was rude and insensitive
behavior.

258
00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:31,849
Can this wait?

259
00:11:31,851 --> 00:11:33,316
I'm afraid it can't.

260
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,482
The trip is tomorrow.

261
00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:36,283
And I have
more apologies to make.

262
00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:38,582
Okay, fine, I accept
your apology, now get out!

263
00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:40,515
Wonderful. Would you mind
holding up this shirt

264
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,749
while I take a quick...?
Leonard!

265
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:49,049
You brought me my comic books
when I wasn't feeling well.

266
00:11:49,051 --> 00:11:51,049
That-that was
thoughtful.

267
00:11:51,051 --> 00:11:52,216
And I was insensitive.

268
00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:53,649
I'm sorry.

269
00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:55,249
Thank you, Sheldon.

270
00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:57,016
I appreciate that.

271
00:11:57,018 --> 00:11:59,548
And I want you to know
that I mean it, you know?

272
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:03,615
This isn't me just wanting to
go on the trip to Las Vegas.

273
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:09,582
What trip to Las Vegas?

274
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:11,548
The one everyone's taking

275
00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:14,049
this weekend on the party bus.

276
00:12:14,051 --> 00:12:16,482
Of course, I wasn't invited.

277
00:12:16,484 --> 00:12:20,383
That would be my understanding.

278
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,316
On a less painful subject,

279
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,349
what size T-shirt do you take?

280
00:12:28,484 --> 00:12:31,316
Raj, you were being
a good friend,

281
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,982
and my illness was no
excuse for my behavior.

282
00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:38,116
I hope that you can
accept my apology.

283
00:12:38,118 --> 00:12:39,982
Of course I do.

284
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:42,982
And, Emily, I'm sorry
for saying dermatologists

285
00:12:42,984 --> 00:12:44,916
aren't real doctors.

286
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:48,283
And I'm sure you're
tired of hearing that.

287
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,382
Do you honestly think
I hear that a lot?

288
00:12:53,384 --> 00:12:55,815
Well, I would imagine
when your job is popping zits

289
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,149
and squirting Botox
into old lady faces...

290
00:12:58,151 --> 00:12:59,448
Okay!

291
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:02,149
Okay, the point is

292
00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:04,382
that we accept
your apology.

293
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,548
Uh, maybe you do.

294
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,348
He just insulted me again.

295
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,016
Yeah, but he
doesn't mean it.

296
00:13:09,018 --> 00:13:10,682
Why are you defending him?

297
00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:11,916
I believe
I can answer that.

298
00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,082
Uh, like me,

299
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,082
Raj is demonstrating empathy.

300
00:13:15,084 --> 00:13:17,348
Now, why don't you
accept my apology,

301
00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:20,116
receive your free T-shirt, uh...

302
00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:22,116
I hope extra small is okay.

303
00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:25,049
For some reason
Wolowitz took a medium.

304
00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:28,715
Well, I don't
accept your apology.

305
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:29,982
What are you doing?

306
00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:31,949
It's called standing
up for myself.

307
00:13:31,951 --> 00:13:33,082
You should try it some time.

308
00:13:33,084 --> 00:13:35,782
Fine, how about this?

309
00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:38,016
You're making me
uncomfortable by prolonging

310
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,216
this ridiculous fight,
and I wish you'd stop.

311
00:13:40,218 --> 00:13:41,849
Oh, you want me to stop?

312
00:13:41,851 --> 00:13:42,882
No problem.

313
00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,348
No, come on,
please don't leave!

314
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,249
Point of clarification...
are you still going on the trip?

315
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:48,415
Because if not...

316
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:50,382
Don't worry, you're good.

317
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:55,715
I caused that fight,
I feel terrible.

318
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:58,782
Wait, I can do that better...

319
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,049
I caused that fight.

320
00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,415
I feel terrible.

321
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:06,849
Yeah, wow, I don't know
which one I like more.

322
00:14:07,951 --> 00:14:10,182
So, was the fight
really bad?

323
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,415
No.

324
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,116
As a fight, it was excellent.

325
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,315
She used harsh language
and slammed the door.

326
00:14:16,317 --> 00:14:18,049
Although as I say this,

327
00:14:18,051 --> 00:14:20,382
that might not have been
what you were asking.

328
00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:23,116
You think they'll
still go on the trip?

329
00:14:23,118 --> 00:14:25,216
All I know is after the fight
I went to Emily's to smooth...

330
00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:28,182
They're not going on the trip.
No.

331
00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,715
What is wrong with you?

332
00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:35,016
Look at him, caring about
what's wrong with me.

333
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:37,682
That is some top-shelf empathy.

334
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:42,016
Hey, well,
we should start a club.

335
00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:44,682
You went to Emily's
to apologize.

336
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,216
And when you left,
she was crying.

337
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:48,582
That is true.

338
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:51,315
Well, I suppose
I should apologize again.

339
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,149
Is she okay?

340
00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:57,116
Yeah, I calmed her down.

341
00:14:57,118 --> 00:14:59,448
But she's not going
to Vegas if he's going.

342
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,382
Wait, that's an option?

343
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:04,649
I didn't know that
was an option.

344
00:15:04,651 --> 00:15:05,982
Well, that is fine,
because I've decided

345
00:15:05,984 --> 00:15:07,415
that I won't be joining you.

346
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,649
I've realized that
the most genuine way

347
00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,916
to demonstrate the remorse
I feel is to let you

348
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:14,182
have this weekend
to yourselves.

349
00:15:14,984 --> 00:15:17,849
That's very mature of you.

350
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,782
Well, I've been on a little
trip myself recently.

351
00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:23,448
Not to Sin City
but to Sincere City.

352
00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:27,182
Where instead of genital warts,
the only growth

353
00:15:27,184 --> 00:15:30,215
you'll come back with
is personal growth.

354
00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:34,049
And there's your next T-shirt.

355
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:39,782
Ooh, check out
the stripper pole.

356
00:15:39,784 --> 00:15:41,182
You know what that means.

357
00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:44,149
That Raj'll be on it before
we make it to the freeway?

358
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,782
You know it!

359
00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:50,749
This is so cool.

360
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,149
Let's have champagne!

361
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,882
Mm-hmm.

362
00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:56,548
Well, I would like
to propose a toast

363
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,049
to a well-deserved weekend of...

364
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:59,849
Aha!

365
00:16:02,051 --> 00:16:04,482
What are you doing?

366
00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:07,116
My plan was to jump out
at the state line,

367
00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:10,649
but one of my nose plugs
fell into the toilet.

368
00:16:10,651 --> 00:16:14,248
You couldn't give us
just one weekend?

369
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,782
I told him
this was a bad idea.

370
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:21,548
What do we do...
kick them off?

371
00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:23,116
If we drop them off
at a fire station,

372
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:26,049
they have to take them;
no questions asked.

373
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:30,116
Before you do, please
give me one more chance

374
00:16:30,118 --> 00:16:32,116
to apologize to Emily.

375
00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:33,849
Oh, God.

376
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,982
Emily, as I'm
sure you know,

377
00:16:36,984 --> 00:16:39,882
I'm considered
an odd fellow.

378
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:43,749
But what you don't know
is that, while I often

379
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:47,315
say the wrong thing,
in my heart I mean well.

380
00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:49,215
I think that you are

381
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:52,215
a smart and wonderful
woman, you know?

382
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:55,849
And we all think that you can
do better than Koothrappali.

383
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,515
You know, Sheldon...

384
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,315
Shh, let him finish.

385
00:17:01,317 --> 00:17:03,282
So, for all the times
I've offended you

386
00:17:03,284 --> 00:17:05,849
and all the times that
I'll offend you in the future,

387
00:17:05,851 --> 00:17:08,749
I'm sorry.

388
00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:11,582
Thank you.

389
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,016
Good.

390
00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:15,115
Then I'll be leaving now.

391
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,415
Oh, it's okay, Sheldon.

392
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,582
Come with us.

393
00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:21,882
Oh, that's very kind of you.

394
00:17:21,884 --> 00:17:24,415
But I'm sure you'll all have
a better time without me.

395
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,916
Let's go, Stuart.

396
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:27,415
But I want to stay.

397
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:28,749
Stuart, now!

398
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,548
You know,
I know he's a jerk,

399
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,248
but I actually
feel bad for him.

400
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:43,181
And now you see
the problem.

401
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:48,749
Come on, you pain in the ass!

402
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,115
That's me!

403
00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,582
Bye, Stuart.

404
00:17:51,584 --> 00:17:53,682
Wait!

405
00:17:53,684 --> 00:17:57,115
I'm a pain in the ass, too!

406
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,674
Are you relieved
that you and Raj

407
00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:09,674
were able
to patch things up?

408
00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:11,206
At the moment?

409
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,206
No, not really.

410
00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:16,407
Shake it, baby!

411
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:19,206
Work that thing!

412
00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:31,789
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