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Here's a fun Postal fact.

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Yeah, the inner side
of our mailbox

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is under federal jurisdiction.

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So, if you broke
my right thumb,

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hat's Pasadena city police.

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But if you broke
my left thumb,

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hat's the FBI.

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If I'm going to jail, I'm killing him,
not breaking his thumb.

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No.

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Oh, I got a letter
from my Meemaw.

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Umm. Smell this.

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What is that?

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Uh, roses, bengay,
and Dr. Schools' foot powder.

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Yeah, "Grandma",
by Calvin Klein.

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Yeah, the last time I got
a hand written letter,

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it was from someone who told me
I parked like a blind person.

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That someone has a name.

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Uh, thank you.

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Oh, Meemaw got
a new set of teeth.

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Oh, but then
she found her old ones.

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Oh, so now the new ones are
just gonna be her church teeth.

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Fun. Like your
Comic-Con Spock ears

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and your around
he house Spock ears.

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Oh, my goodness,
she's coming to visit!

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Oh, it'll be nice
o finally meet her.

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Oh, you are going
o love her.

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She is the kindest, sweetest
woman you'll ever meet.

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Yeah, unless you're a gopher
digging up her vegetable garden.

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In that case, you can expect

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o have your head bashed in
with a shovel.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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That's not her.
That's not her.

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That's not her.
That's not her.

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That's not her.

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That's not her.
That's not her.

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That's not her.
Really?

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The old Asian man
is not your Meemaw?

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And that's not helpful.

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You know, I-I got her
an iPhone for Christmas.

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I'll see where she is.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Most people her age
don't embrace technology.

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Oh, no, she doesn't
even know she has it.

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No, I had my sister
slip it in her bag

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so that I can track her
like a sea turtle.

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Same as when we lost you
at the zoo.

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Uh, for the hundredth time,

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I smelled kettle corn
and couldn't find the cart.

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Still doesn't explain

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how you ended up
on the freeway divider.

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Moon Pie!

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Meemaw!

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I'm so happy to see you!

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I'm happy to
see you, too!

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Oh.

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You got even smaller.

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I love it!

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Uh, Meemaw, this is Leonard.

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Leonard, this is my Meemaw.

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Hi. So nice
o finally meet you.

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Let me take this
for you, Meemaw.

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Thank you.

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No. Oh, no.
Now you call her "Constance."

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I call her "Meemaw."

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You have your own Meemaw.

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It's not my fault
she died when you were four.

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Is that nice to say
o your friend?

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It isn't, Meemaw.

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Sorry, Leonard.

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Can you please
live with us forever?

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Oh.

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That's ridiculous!
If you had

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a superpower,
and spent your whole life

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being told to suppress it,

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when you finally decide
o embrace that power,

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why hide in isolation?

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I'm sorry,

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and how much money did
your version of Frozen make?

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I'm just saying,

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instead of "Let it Go,"
she should really sing,

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"Look At Me Hiding in a Freezer
Like a Dove Bar."

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She built an ice castle,
made a snow monster

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and gave herself
a complete makeover in one day.

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You know what I saw
you do today?

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Eat a block of cream cheese
straight from the foil

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and lie about it to your wife!

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Sorry for eavesdropping,
but did you know

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hey actually had
he song "Let It Go" in place

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before they finalized the story?

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Yeah, that's true. In fact,
hey liked the song so much,

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hey retooled
he whole script around it.

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Which is probably
why that movie sucks.

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Here we are
alking about Frozen,

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and yet, you got burned.

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Miss, I'm so sorry.

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How can you not like that movie?

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I just think it gets more credit
han it deserves.

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Oh, that's what I said
an hour ago.

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Wow. You've been talking
about Frozen for an hour?

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You should've seen us
after The Good Dinosaur.

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It was a classic western
set in the post-Jurassic period,

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and it changed my life.

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Are you comfortable?

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Very.

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It's nice to rest

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after 800 flights of stairs.

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You were so cute,
huffin' and puffin'.

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There's Amy.

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I just know
you're gonna hit it off.

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You both have
he same fashion sense.

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Hello! Come in,
say hi to my Meemaw.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you, too.

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How was your trip?

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Wonderful.

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And the pilot did
such a good job,

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I gave him a butterscotch.

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That's great.

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And look at you,
sitting in Sheldon's spot.

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You know, I don't
even get to sit there.

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Yeah.

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And you never will.

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Ooh, hey, oh, ask her to do the
issue thing.

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Do it, ask her.

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Can I have a tissue?

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Of course.

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Isn't that the best?

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She's like Grandma Spider-Man.

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He's been saying that

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since he was little.

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I still don't know
what it means.

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Oh, well, you two sit down
and get to know each other.

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I'll get your room ready.

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Oh, now don't you go
looking through

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my suitcase for presents.

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If I did, would I find any?

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Maybe.

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But you also might find
my brassieres and bloomers.

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That's a risk
I'm willing to take!

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Well, this is so nice.

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He's so excited
o have you here and...

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Okay, now let's you and me
get something straight.

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He may think that I came
o bake him cookies,

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but the real reason
is to size you up.

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S-S...

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Si-Size me up?

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Sheldon's mother may be
okay with you,

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but I'm not so easy.

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Well, I-I'm...

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I'm sure you'll like me
once you get to know me.

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Oh, you better hope so.

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A Texas Special cattle
and calf car train set

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with authentic horn and bell!

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Thank you, Meemaw!

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Oh, you're welcome, Moon Pie.

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Amy, why don't you

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look excited?

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Well, you get
o watch me play with this!

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Oh, I see you're reading Saga.

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Yeah, I hear it's pretty good.

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It is, and not a lot of comics
have a woman with wings

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breastfeeding a baby
right on the cover.

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I'll take your word for it.

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You should.

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He's really looked.

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I'm Raj, by the way.

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This is Howard.
Hi.

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Claire.

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Well, I've seen you here before,
Claire.

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It's my first time.

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I'm looking for inspiration
for this movie I'm writing.

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You're a screenwriter?

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Well, screenwriter,
slash bartender,

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slash, a month away
from living in my car.

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Yeah, I get that.

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I'm a scientist,

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slash party planner,

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slash small-dog enthusiast,

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slash...

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guy who probably should have
stopped at "scientist."

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You're really a scientist?

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Well, astrophysicist.

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That's perfect.

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Do you think I could pick your
brain for my movie some time?

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It's animated sci-fi for kids.

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Sure. I love animated movies.
He does,

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and he has the Lilo & Stitch
collector plates to prove it.

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Excuse me for wanting
a little magic in my life.

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Here's my number.

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Give me a call,
we'll get together.

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Yeah, great.
See ya.

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Yeah, bye.

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What are you doing?

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You have a girlfriend.

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So?
So,

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how do you think she'd feel

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about you helping a beautiful
girl with her screenplay?

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I wouldn't say
she's beautiful.

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Really? You don't think
she's attractive?

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I do. I just wouldn't
ell my girlfriend.

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Constance, are you sure
I can't pour you some wine?

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Oh, no wine for me.

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Sheldon's bringing me
my whiskey.

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Here you go, Meemaw.
I made it

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just how you like...

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a lot in a glass.

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Thank you, Moon Pie.

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Um, curious.

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Why do you call Sheldon
"Moon Pie?"

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'Cause he's so nummy-nummy.

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She could just eat him up.

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And I call her "Meemaw"

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because, well, just,
well, look at her.

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It's interesting that

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Leonard and Penny know
about his nickname

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and you don't.

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Oh, well, you know,

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now-now that I'm hearing it,
it does sound familiar.

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How could it?

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I never told you,
and you never bothered to ask.

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Well, now I know.
Yeah.

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So, Penny, I understand
you have a new job.

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Yes.

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I'm a pharmaceutical
sales rep.

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Oh.

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It's so wonderful that
you modern gals can have it all.

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A husband
and a full-time career.

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I have a relationship
and a full-time career, too.

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That doesn't bode well.

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Why not? You-you just said
it's okay for her to work.

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Well, Leonard doesn't need as
much tending to as Sheldon does.

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And as Moon Pie explained,

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Leonard's work

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is more of a hobby.

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That's my best friend.

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Yeah.

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Look,

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I-I get that you're protective
of your grandson,

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but he's an adult now.

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Maybe I understand what he needs
better than you do.

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I appreciate your honesty, dear.

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Thank you.
And here's

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some more honesty:

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I don't like you very much.

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Well, maybe I don't
like you either.

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No, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no. Y-You have
o like each other.

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Well, we have a 4:30 reservation
at Applebee's.

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I think I should leave.

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But why?

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Other than
you two fighting,

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we're having such a good time.

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The minute you left the room,
your precious meemaw

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started giving me
a really hard time.

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I don't need this.

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Let her go.

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And under no circumstance

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will you give her
hat engagement ring.

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What ring?

260
00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:33,372
Maybe we should give
hem some privacy.

261
00:10:33,374 --> 00:10:34,439
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

262
00:10:34,441 --> 00:10:36,405
You go ahead.
I'll catch up with you.

263
00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:40,838
You have
an engagement ring?

264
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,871
Yes.

265
00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:46,172
Penny, did you know
about this?

266
00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:48,038
All right, let's go.

267
00:10:57,978 --> 00:11:00,510
When did you get
an engagement ring?

268
00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:01,676
My mother gave it to me,

269
00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:03,743
and I had been thinking
about giving it to you,

270
00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:05,210
but then we broke up.

271
00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:06,809
Well, thank goodness
for that.

272
00:11:06,811 --> 00:11:08,943
Sheldon, will you please tell
your grandmother

273
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:10,343
o stay out of this?

274
00:11:10,345 --> 00:11:12,743
Oh, I don't think
I could do that.

275
00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,477
Sheldon, tell this girl

276
00:11:14,479 --> 00:11:17,410
hat my ring will never be
on her finger.

277
00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:18,776
Y...

278
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,976
I'm gonna opt out
of that one, too.

279
00:11:21,978 --> 00:11:24,577
Who said I even want
o be engaged to him?

280
00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:26,443
And if I do, I-I don't need
your hand-me-downs!

281
00:11:26,445 --> 00:11:27,443
All right, all right!

282
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,644
Look, l-let's all...

283
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,010
let's remain calm

284
00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:31,310
and analyze this situation.

285
00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,510
Now, I realize that
you've only known each other

286
00:11:33,512 --> 00:11:34,676
for less than a day,

287
00:11:34,678 --> 00:11:37,477
but is it possible this
crankiness is because

288
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,310
your cycles have synced?

289
00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:41,210
You leave the room

290
00:11:41,212 --> 00:11:43,076
and let the grown-ups talk.

291
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,243
Now.

292
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,176
Don't speak to him
like he's a child.

293
00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:50,643
Thank you. I'm gonna go next
door and play with Leonard.

294
00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:56,277
Okay, so you met this girl,
you exchanged numbers,

295
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:57,709
and you're gonna
meet up with her.

296
00:11:57,711 --> 00:11:59,343
Just to help her
with her screenplay.

297
00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:01,243
Oh. Well,
I guess that's not so bad.

298
00:12:01,245 --> 00:12:02,277
You weren't there.

299
00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,510
He was really flirting.

300
00:12:03,512 --> 00:12:06,443
Hey, it's not my fault
if American women project

301
00:12:06,445 --> 00:12:07,843
heir fantasies on foreigners

302
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:11,643
with the kind of magical voice
hat grants wishes.

303
00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:13,776
I'm sure it was harmless.

304
00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:15,143
People flirt. No big deal.

305
00:12:15,145 --> 00:12:17,110
Really? So it's
okay if I fl...

306
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,277
Not you. I own your ass.

307
00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:23,477
The real question is,
where are you with Emily?

308
00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:25,343
Uh, it's hard to say.

309
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,377
I think we're good,
but things like this

310
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,843
make me wonder if Emily's
really the right person for me.

311
00:12:29,845 --> 00:12:31,910
I mean, did you guys ever have
doubts about each other?

312
00:12:31,912 --> 00:12:34,243
No. Never.
Absolutely.

313
00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:35,377
What?

314
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,577
Howie, you forget

315
00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:37,910
how much of our early dates

316
00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,043
involved you doing magic

317
00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:40,743
and me doing this.

318
00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:44,043
Fine.

319
00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:46,176
I had reservations
about you, too.

320
00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:46,976
No, you didn't.

321
00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:48,576
No, I didn't.

322
00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:50,477
Well, it doesn't matter now,

323
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,477
'cause I love
how things worked out.

324
00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:53,609
Me, too.

325
00:12:53,611 --> 00:12:55,510
And I think you're
even more beautiful

326
00:12:55,512 --> 00:12:57,709
han this rose.

327
00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:05,943
Wow. The last time
I saw my grandma,

328
00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:07,377
he most exciting thing
was watching the ash

329
00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,143
of her cigarette get longer
and wondering

330
00:13:09,145 --> 00:13:11,843
if it was gonna fall
in her pudding.

331
00:13:11,845 --> 00:13:13,576
Did it?

332
00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:14,576
Yeah, right in there.

333
00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:16,310
She ate it and everything.

334
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,543
Leonard and Penny.

335
00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:20,277
Leonard and Penny.
Leonard and Penny.

336
00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:21,643
Come in!

337
00:13:21,645 --> 00:13:22,943
Hey. What happened?

338
00:13:22,945 --> 00:13:24,143
Is Amy gone?

339
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,876
No. They asked me to leave

340
00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:27,609
so they could speak privately.

341
00:13:27,611 --> 00:13:29,510
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I know. It was quite tense.

342
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:32,176
So here's
he million dollar question:

343
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,910
uh, who wants to pop over there
and get my trains?

344
00:13:38,711 --> 00:13:40,709
All right.
I've made up my mind.

345
00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:42,543
I'm gonna do the right thing,
call this girl,

346
00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,377
and let her know
hat I'm in a relationship.

347
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,510
Okay, so far we've heard,

348
00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:47,410
"made up my mind,
I'm dumping Emily."

349
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,143
"Made up my mind
o date both of them

350
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:52,076
by pretending
o be twin brothers."

351
00:13:52,945 --> 00:13:53,943
And "made up my mind,

352
00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,110
"I'll ask for a threesome

353
00:13:55,112 --> 00:13:57,809
and if they say no,
play it off as a joke."

354
00:13:57,811 --> 00:13:59,176
I'm calling her.

355
00:13:59,178 --> 00:14:02,410
And the threesome didn't deserve
he belly laugh it got.

356
00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:04,043
You're right.

357
00:14:04,045 --> 00:14:07,509
It could totally happen.

358
00:14:07,511 --> 00:14:08,576
Hello?

359
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,143
Hi. Hi. Yeah, it's Raj.

360
00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,076
Rajesh.
We met at the comic book store.

361
00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:14,410
Hey, what's up? Figure out
what time you're free?

362
00:14:14,412 --> 00:14:15,776
Actually,
hat's why I'm calling.

363
00:14:15,778 --> 00:14:17,143
I, um... I just...

364
00:14:17,145 --> 00:14:19,809
I need to let you know
hat I have a girlfriend.

365
00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:21,743
Okay. Good for you.

366
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:23,576
Well, no, no.

367
00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:24,743
I-I didn't want to mislead you

368
00:14:24,745 --> 00:14:26,043
after you asked me out.

369
00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:27,676
I didn't ask you out.

370
00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:29,543
I just need help
with my screenplay.

371
00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:32,076
Wait, are you saying
hat we didn't have a vibe?

372
00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,243
Why do you care if we have
a vibe? You have a girlfriend.

373
00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:36,243
Come on! I just told you
I had a girlfriend.

374
00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:38,163
The least you can do is tell me
if we had a vibe.

375
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,143
Sure, we had a vibe.

376
00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:42,943
I knew it.
Okay, we did have a vibe.

377
00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:44,243
This is exciting.

378
00:14:44,245 --> 00:14:46,410
What's my next move?

379
00:14:46,412 --> 00:14:47,776
You still have a girlfriend.

380
00:14:47,778 --> 00:14:49,943
Right. Good catch.

381
00:14:50,912 --> 00:14:52,576
Anyway, so I'm sorry
o waste your time.

382
00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:54,210
And, uh... and good luck
with your screenplay.

383
00:14:54,212 --> 00:14:55,543
Hang on.

384
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:56,943
We're both adults.

385
00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:59,143
We can still get together
without it meaning anything.

386
00:14:59,145 --> 00:15:01,509
Not me. Ever since
you admitted we had a vibe,

387
00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:03,442
I've been planning our wedding.

388
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:07,543
Look, it's just coffee.

389
00:15:07,545 --> 00:15:09,143
I'll ask you some questions
about science,

390
00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:11,976
and if you propose,
I promise to say no.

391
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:15,210
Okay. That hurts a little,
but okay.

392
00:15:15,912 --> 00:15:17,442
Great. I'll text you.

393
00:15:17,444 --> 00:15:19,043
Bye.

394
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:20,343
All right.

395
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,277
So, uh, we're meeting
for coffee like two adults.

396
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:25,176
Everybody's happy. Easy peasy.

397
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,809
Are you gonna tell Emily?

398
00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:27,943
Yeah, of course.

399
00:15:27,945 --> 00:15:29,409
We have no secrets.

400
00:15:30,212 --> 00:15:31,943
When are you gonna tell Emily?

401
00:15:32,811 --> 00:15:35,010
He lied about the cream cheese!

402
00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:37,076
He ate the whole thing!
I saw him!

403
00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,409
Look, I know you think
I'm not right for Sheldon,

404
00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:44,409
but trust me,
I'm his best shot.

405
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,910
You have no idea
how much I put up with!

406
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:49,176
I know more than you think I do.

407
00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:51,310
Really? You know what it's like
o have date night ruined

408
00:15:51,312 --> 00:15:54,043
because Google changed
heir font?

409
00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:56,043
Young lady,

410
00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:57,709
if you think I don't know

411
00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:58,943
what it's like to live

412
00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:01,043
with a stubborn,
egotistical man,

413
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:02,376
hen you're wrong.

414
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,409
'Cause that was my husband.

415
00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,143
Really?

416
00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:10,110
There were days I wanted to fill
his pockets with corn

417
00:16:10,112 --> 00:16:12,643
and toss him in the pigpen.

418
00:16:13,478 --> 00:16:15,709
Well, if you understand,

419
00:16:15,711 --> 00:16:18,376
hen why are you giving me
such a hard time?

420
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,476
Because when you broke up
with Sheldon,

421
00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:21,776
it hurt him deeply,

422
00:16:21,778 --> 00:16:24,210
and I don't want to see
hat happen again.

423
00:16:25,411 --> 00:16:27,376
Hi. Sorry.

424
00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:29,609
Sheldon would like
o say something to you.

425
00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:30,676
No, I wouldn't.

426
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:31,976
Just get in here.

427
00:16:33,378 --> 00:16:34,409
Hello.

428
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,876
Go ahead.

429
00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:37,442
Meemaw, look,

430
00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,409
I'm sorry, but...

431
00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:40,709
I have to defend

432
00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,643
my girlfriend to you.

433
00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:44,943
Oh, Sheldon, thank you.

434
00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:47,543
Oh, great, now you're gonna
get emotional.

435
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,776
I always looked up
o you and Pop-Pop.

436
00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:58,043
I-I know what
a challenging man he could be,

437
00:16:58,045 --> 00:17:01,376
but I saw you stand
by him and-and make him

438
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:02,976
into a better person.

439
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,010
I did.

440
00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:05,110
Yeah, well, that is exactly

441
00:17:05,112 --> 00:17:07,076
what I've been doing
he last five years

442
00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:09,309
with this little
work in progress.

443
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,277
He never disappoints,
does he?

444
00:17:15,444 --> 00:17:18,476
I think what Sheldon means
o say is

445
00:17:18,478 --> 00:17:20,676
we've both grown together.

446
00:17:20,678 --> 00:17:21,743
Isn't that right?

447
00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:23,143
Well...

448
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:23,609
Say yes.

449
00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:24,976
Yes.

450
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,376
Fine.

451
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,076
If you feel so strongly,
I won't stand in your way.

452
00:17:30,078 --> 00:17:31,309
Thank you.

453
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,409
So if he wanted

454
00:17:32,411 --> 00:17:34,609
o give me
hat engagement ring,

455
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:36,643
we would have your blessing?

456
00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:38,643
I suppose.

457
00:17:43,945 --> 00:17:45,509
I just gave you
my virginity, woman.

458
00:17:45,511 --> 00:17:47,243
Cool your jets.

459
00:17:57,948 --> 00:18:00,846
Yeah, see, if you
just change the story

460
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,980
o the destruction
of our galaxy,

461
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,479
hen a super massive
black hole could work.

462
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:07,046
This is great.

463
00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:09,312
Thank you so much.

464
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,213
I just got to figure out
a way for everyone

465
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,880
o die that isn't too scary
for children.

466
00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:19,312
And that's how
Mommy and Daddy met.

467
00:18:20,781 --> 00:18:23,080
Hey, did you ever tell Emily
about us?

468
00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:24,546
I will!

469
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:32,838
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