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Hey, gentlemen.
Hey. - Hey.

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Hello.
If any of you are looking for

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something to do on Valentine's
Day, Amy and I'll be streaming

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our first-ever live episode
of Fun With Flags.

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You're welcome to join us
as we celebrate the timeless

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love affair between
wind and flapping fabric.

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Penny and I have dinner
reservations that night,

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but any other time, no.

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Sorry, Bernie and I
are breaking in

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the new hot tub,
if you know what I mean.

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Not a clue. Raj?

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Spending Valentine's Day
with Emily.

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You don't sound

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very excited about it.

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Oh, I am, I am.
I g... I guess

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I'm still wondering if Emily
and I are right for each other.

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Does this have to do with
that girl you had coffee with?

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You mean the strong, sexy angel
I can't stop thinking about?

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Who can say?

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You've been talking about
breaking up with Emily forever.

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Why don't you just do it already?
Yeah, just

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get it over with.
Well, you

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say it like it's easy.

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Have any one of you

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ever broken up with anyone?

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No.
Not really.

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You know, uh, once I ordered
an Uber by accident.

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I just got in
and went somewhere.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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So, you really
gonna break up with her?

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Yeah, I think so.
Do you have any advice?

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Well, I have broken up
with my fair share of guys.

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I mean, how many times
did I break up with Leonard?

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I stopped
counting at four.

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All right, my advice to you
is do it at her place

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so you can leave
when you need to,

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uh, tell the truth,
make it quick

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and be prepared for tears.

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Oh, I'm gonna do a pre-cry
before I go in there.

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Really dry myself out.

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She meant Emily.

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No, I-I really didn't.

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You're seriously
breaking up with me?

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Yeah.

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And you thought
right before Valentine's Day

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was a good time to do it?

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You're right...
let's talk again in a few days.

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Hey, Claire.
Hi. It's-it's Rajesh.

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I was-I was wondering if you're
free for Valentine's Day?

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Sorry, I just got back
with my boyfriend.

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But I just broke up
with my girlfriend.

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Right before Valentine's Day?

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What an ass.

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Please take me back.
Our love was meant to be!

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I'm gonna all alone
on Valentine's Day.

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Well, you were
right... tears.

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Okay, and we are live
in 22 minutes.

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I'm nervous.
I hope people

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will be around to watch even
though it's Valentine's Day.

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People who are fans
of an Internet show about flags?

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Trust me, they're around.

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Oh, and speaking
of Valentine's Day, I haven't

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forgotten about you tonight.

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What do you mean?

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Well, you've become
such an integral

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part of my life
as well as this show,

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I felt it only right to include
your name in the title.

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Oh.

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That is so sweet.

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So from now on, this program
will be officially known as

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Dr. Sheldon Cooper

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and Dr. Amy
Farrah Fowler

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present Dr. Sheldon' Cooper's
Fun With Flags.

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Catchy.

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I'm gonna
check the temp on the tub.

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Don't make it too hot.

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Sorry, but "too hot"

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is the only temperature
I come in.

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Look at that...

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you shaved it all.

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You're welcome.

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Um, question...
this is my first hot tub...

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is it supposed to come with
a rat flopping around in it?

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Ew, really? Get it out.

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How?
Uh...

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wish we had a skimmer.

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Uh, you turn off the jets,

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I'll get a strainer
from the kitchen.

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I don't know how
to turn off the jets.

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Good, I don't know
where we keep the strainer.

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Excuse me.

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Uh, bad news.

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The maître d' said
it's gonna be at least an hour.

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An hour? What? That's crazy.
We have a reservation.

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I know.
So what did you say?

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Thanks, sorry to bother you.

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But I said it like a badass.

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All right, well,
can't you, like,

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slip him some money
or something?

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Really? I've never done that
before. Does it work?

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Do people like money...
is that what you're asking?

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A... a lot of attitude
from the woman

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who thought MC squared
was a rapper.

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Now, is that a smart thing
to say on a holiday

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that's basically
national sex night?

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I'm sorry.
You're pretty, I'm stupid.

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Hello. Uh,

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just checked again
for Hofstadter.

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Still gonna be an hour?

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I'm afraid so.

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Okay. Thanks.

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Hey.

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I think

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you may have dropped this?

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Oh.

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Did anybody lose a 20?

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I did.

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Oh, I took care of it.

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, we are live

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in five,
four, three...

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Oh, wait. Oh, shoot,
I already pushed the button.

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Never mind, we're live.

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Uh, hello

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and welcome to a
special live edition

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of Dr. Sheldon Cooper...

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and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler
present...

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Dr. Sheldon Cooper's
Fun With Flags.

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Consider tonight's episode

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a Valentine's Day gift
for you, our viewers.

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It's also my gift to you.
That was clear, right?

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'Cause you're not
getting anything else.

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Since we're live,

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you'll finally
be able to reach out to us

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with your flag thoughts
and flag questions.

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Allow us to answer a few quick
ones that we get all the time.

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Uh, uh, yes, I
really am a doctor.

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Uh, yes, she really
is my girlfriend.

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No, I just blink a lot,

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it's not Morse code
for "rescue me."

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Oh, uh, ok...

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Uh, here's our first call.

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Hello, and welcome
to Fun With Flags.

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What's your question?

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What is wrong with me?

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Why am I so self-destructive?

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Rajesh?

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Yes.

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You two look happy...
how do you do it?

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I-I think it starts
with good communication.

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Yeah, wait, that's not a flag
question. Next caller.

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I hope you don't think
I'm just saying this

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because it's
Valentine's Day, but...

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I love you so much.

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I'm gonna put this
down your robe.

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It's not moving,
but I think it's still alive.

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Well, should we put it back
in there a few minutes?

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No.

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No, and it's not a rat,
it's a rabbit.

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We need to save it.

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Well, how do we do that?

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Um, I don't know,
look it up on your phone.

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I-I'm gonna wrap it in a towel.

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Um... "taking care

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of injured rabbit."

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Okay.

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Make sure
it's comfortable and warm.

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Well, it was just in a hot tub.
I'm gonna say "check."

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Anything else?

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To make sure it's
not dehydrated,

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feed him an
electrolyte solution.

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If it's not responding,

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use a warm cloth to wash
its face and genitals.

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Yeah.

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This is ridiculous.

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You know, I'm gonna
go talk to the maître d'.

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What are you gonna say?

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I don't know.
I'm... I'm gonna flirt with him.

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I don't know
if I'm comfortable with that.

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I'm still
sleeping with you tonight.

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See if you can
get a table by the window.

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Hi there.
What's your name?

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Glen.
Oh, boy,

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it is crazy in here
tonight, huh, Glen?

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Well, you know, Valentine's Day.
Yes. Oh,

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bet your girlfriend is super
bummed you had to work tonight.

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Anyway, look, we have been
waiting a while,

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and I just...
With all

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due respect, ma'am,
there's nothing I can do.

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You don't have to call me ma'am.

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Okay.
I mean,

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we're basically the same age.

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Okay.

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How old are you?

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I'm 21. How old are you?

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Just shut up, Glen.

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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What? Why?
Because I'm young. Let's go.

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Rajesh,
it's perfectly normal

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to have doubts
after breaking up with someone.

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Well, you really think so?

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Yeah, you know
what's not normal?

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Blubbering about emotions
during a flag show.

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Unless that emotion is
excitement over New Zealand

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changing their flag.

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Yeah, good luck, you crazy
Kiwis, we're rooting for you.

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Your friend is hurting.

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No,

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Sheldon's right.

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Emily did say I always

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talk about my feelings too much.

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I-I suppose that

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could be a legitimate
concern in a relationship.

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Uh, perhaps even
a-a red flag.

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And speaking
of red flags,

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check out this sexy number
from the former Soviet Union.

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Hubba, hubba.

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Oh. Uh, we-we have
another caller.

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Hi. You're on
Fun with Flags.

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Hello. I want to talk
about how lonely I am, too.

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Kripke? Is that you?

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Yeah, I'm just sitting here
all by myself

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wondering if I'll ever find
someone to share my life with.

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Preferably Asian, 18-24,
no fatties.

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Please, all comments
and questions

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should be flag-related.

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All right. Is my pole
flag-related?

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I don't see why not.

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He's eating.
That's a good sign.

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You're gonna have
to wait one hour

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until you can go swimming again.

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He's pretty cute.
He is.

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Should we... name him?

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It is Valentine's Day.

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How about Valentino?

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Nice. A classic rabbit name.

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Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit.
Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit.

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Oh, look at all that
chest hair and overbite.

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Of course you're a Wolowitz.

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Son of a bitch! He bit me!

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Are you okay?

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No, I'm not okay!

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Wild rabbits
can have rabies!

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Oh. Well, why did you put
your finger near its mouth?

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Poor judgment, obviously.

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He's so little. I'm sure it's fine.
How can it be fine?

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I just got attacked by a clearly
anti-Semitic wild animal.

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It's not what we planned,
but this isn't so bad, right?

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It is freaking amazing.

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Well, glad
you're feeling better.

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I was just hungry and cranky,

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and I've never been called
"ma'am" before.

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Is that a big deal?

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Kind of. When was the first time
someone called you "sir"?

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Sixth grade,

255
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,699
but I wore a sport coat
and carried a briefcase, so...

256
00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:14,633
Can you believe
when I met you I was 22?

257
00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,532
I mean, it's crazy!

258
00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,232
Where did all that time go?

259
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:22,232
Mm, you watched
The Bachelor a lot.

260
00:12:22,234 --> 00:12:24,065
Yeah, go ahead and make jokes,

261
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,799
but your thirties
are almost over.

262
00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:27,232
No, they're not.

263
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,132
You're closer to 40
than you are 30.

264
00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:32,699
Ha, ha! You
married an old man.

265
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:34,666
Tell you what.

266
00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:36,165
Let's do something
fun tonight.

267
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,466
Won't make us any younger.

268
00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:40,099
Well, maybe not, but some
day we actually will be old,

269
00:12:40,101 --> 00:12:41,932
and we'll look
back on this night

270
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,065
and remember what
a good time we had.

271
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,032
Okay, like what?

272
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,132
I know. Food fight!

273
00:12:54,568 --> 00:12:57,165
I'll keep thinking.

274
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:02,899
Look, I know you both feel bad
about being alone, but sometimes

275
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:06,299
the best thing you can do is
take a little time for yourself,

276
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:08,766
especially when you just
got out of a relationship.

277
00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:10,999
Speaking of ending
relationships,

278
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:15,366
when British Honduras
became Belize,

279
00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:18,099
they designed a new
flag with a tree on it,

280
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:22,132
and I would like to hang
myself from that tree.

281
00:13:26,468 --> 00:13:29,332
But, Amy,
when you and Sheldon split up,

282
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,532
didn't you start dating someone
right away?

283
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:34,065
Well, I... I wouldn't
say right away.

284
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:37,032
And actually, it was
three different men.

285
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,899
Three different men?

286
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:43,633
Damn, girl,
way to give the milk away?

287
00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:46,199
Oh, looks like
we just lost Kripke.

288
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,399
Actually, I'm still here.

289
00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:51,432
Now?
Yup.

290
00:13:51,434 --> 00:13:53,266
Now?
Yup!

291
00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:55,266
Now?

292
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,798
Oh, looks like
we just lost Kripke.

293
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,765
Before Emily,
I was alone for so long.

294
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:03,299
I just... I don't know
if I can do that again.

295
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,832
Well, you know,
here is something

296
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,165
that might cheer you up.

297
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:10,132
The flag of the Isle of Man
is nothing but three legs

298
00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:13,466
sharing a weird pair
of underpants, so...

299
00:14:13,468 --> 00:14:15,732
you think you
got problems.

300
00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:19,232
I have an idea.

301
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,865
Maybe someone in our audience

302
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,798
would be interested
in meeting Rajesh.

303
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,798
Ladies, I can attest

304
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,832
that he is a kind,
handsome, intelligent...

305
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,633
Rich parents!
Don't forget, rich parents!

306
00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:33,899
spoiled astrophysicist
who not only...

307
00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:38,832
Oh. Well, that was quick.

308
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,299
Hi. You're on
Fun with Flags.

309
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,566
Hey, I think I got cut off.

310
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,633
Hello, Kripke.

311
00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:49,832
I have a flag question.

312
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:53,232
How many men
did you have sex with?

313
00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:57,566
Let's see. What's
young and fun?

314
00:14:57,568 --> 00:14:59,566
Uh, we could
go dancing.

315
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,032
Are you actually
gonna dance?

316
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,065
Of course.
Yeah.

317
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,099
No one wants to see that.

318
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,633
Hey, how about skinny dipping
at the beach?

319
00:15:06,635 --> 00:15:09,698
No, I don't need
any fish nibbling my business.

320
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,532
Oh, there's a screening
of Moulin Rouge!

321
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:15,299
I heard the crowd
sings along and stuff.

322
00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:16,999
That sounds fun.
When's it start?

323
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,865
Midnight.

324
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,566
Midnight. Really?

325
00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:22,432
You know what? Let's do it.

326
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:23,999
Okay, great!

327
00:15:25,101 --> 00:15:27,499
Oh, wait. Uh, it's sold out.

328
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,832
Oh, thank God.
Yes!

329
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:33,232
It says, rabies
in rabbits is

330
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:34,566
highly unlikely.

331
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,499
Oh, terrific.
It's not terrific.

332
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,266
Lots of highly unlikely things
happen.

333
00:15:38,268 --> 00:15:42,065
You saw what's under this robe,
and you still married me.

334
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,266
If you're really worried,
we'll take him to the vet

335
00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:45,466
and have him tested.
Good.

336
00:15:45,468 --> 00:15:47,832
Thank you. Oh, okay,
there is a test!

337
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,832
All they have to do is...

338
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,865
cut off his head
and check his brain.

339
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,999
Oh, cut off his head?

340
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:57,765
That's where
his little nose is.

341
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:01,065
He's not showing
any symptoms.

342
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:04,832
I guess I'll just go to the
emergency room to be safe.

343
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,099
Howie, this is just
your hypochondria.

344
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:09,099
No, when I sat
on the mute button

345
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,665
and thought I'd gone deaf,
that was my hypochondria.

346
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:23,399
We'll find another time
to tell him I'm pregnant.

347
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:32,065
I mean, this is the first time

348
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,999
I've ever broken up
with someone.

349
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,932
I just... I didn't realize
it was gonna hurt this much.

350
00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:38,899
It really can.

351
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:41,099
All right.

352
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,299
Nothing about
this is fun.

353
00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:48,099
No one wants to
talk about flags,

354
00:16:48,101 --> 00:16:51,598
and I haven't spoken
in over ten minutes,

355
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,865
so, enjoy your
new show, Internet.

356
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:59,532
Dr. Amy Farrah Flower
Present... With.

357
00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:04,065
I'm sorry for bothering you.

358
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,499
I'll hang up now.

359
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,032
No, hold on, Rajesh.

360
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,932
You know, you're not being
very sympathetic.

361
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,065
You know firsthand
that breakups are hard.

362
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,499
Fine.

363
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:16,165
If you insist on making
me a part of this,

364
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,532
yes, I knowledge how
painful they can be.

365
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:23,132
However, pain has an
evolutionary purpose.

366
00:17:23,134 --> 00:17:26,032
It provides information
from the environment

367
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:28,598
that, uh, behavior
isn't good for us.

368
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,065
Like when I fell in love
with that stripper

369
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,266
and bought her a Prius.

370
00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:37,665
I'm just gonna push
all the buttons.

371
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,266
Raj, now, I'm sorry
you're suffering.

372
00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:45,466
When Amy and I were
broken up, I also suffered.

373
00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:47,832
And this may
sound surprising,

374
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,199
but I'm grateful for
having gone through it.

375
00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:52,199
Really?

376
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,232
Yes.

377
00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:58,598
I believe our relationship
now is stronger than ever.

378
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,199
So do I.

379
00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:02,632
When-when we were apart,

380
00:18:02,634 --> 00:18:04,798
I learned how important
you are to me.

381
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,965
And I realize

382
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,565
that when two people are
in love, sometimes they...

383
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:11,732
Happy Valentine's Day!

384
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,965
We are young and fun!

385
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,299
I stand corrected.

386
00:18:25,301 --> 00:18:27,798
Fun.

387
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,541
Congratulations on a
successful live show.

388
00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:42,275
And a lovely
Valentine's Day.

389
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:48,507
Cleaning up
is not young and fun.

390
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:50,741
It can be.
Confetti fight!

391
00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:57,941
Maybe you should take a break.

392
00:18:57,943 --> 00:18:59,474
I got this.

393
00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:07,275
Did you know the singular
of confetti is "confetto"?

394
00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:11,108
Interesting, and when
would you use the singular?

395
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,175
I'm glad you asked.

396
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:15,242
Amy, you have a
confetto in your nose.

397
00:19:15,244 --> 00:19:18,445
No, no, no, no. Other
side. There you go.

398
00:19:20,817 --> 00:19:27,311
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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