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So Sheldon, there's something I've
be4enn wanting to talk about

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but I know it's
kind of a touchy subject.

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Way to narrow it down
to everything.

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What is it?

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Well, your birthday's coming up.

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And you've never
let us celebrate it.

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And I was hoping maybe
this year we could.

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Oh, I suppose that's
a discussion we could have.

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Okay, great, I mean,

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it doesn't have to be
a big party or anything.

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I was just...

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Where'd he go?

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W-Wait a minute.

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You mention his birthday
and he vanishes?

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Well, where's that information
been this whole time?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Well, where is he?

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Sheldon?

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I'll check his room.

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Surprise!

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Oh, my God!

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Just one example

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of how birthdays
can be terrible.

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Now, can we please

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drop this subject
and pick a new one?

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Yeah, I suggest
"how thick can a soup get

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before it becomes a stew?"

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You know, the answer,
it may surprise you.

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I'm sorry I brought it up.

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Yeah, what is the problem?

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Is it about getting older?

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Please, look at this
porcelain skin.

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I'm like a human sink.

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But it's the one day a year
that's just all about you.

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One day.

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Right.

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Can you please just tell me why?

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Fine.

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As you know,
I have a twin sister

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with whom I obviously
share a birthday.

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Every year we'd
have a party.

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No one I invited
would ever come,

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because they didn't like me.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, that part wasn't so bad.

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I didn't like them, either.

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But then I'd inevitably spend

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the whole day being tortured
by my sister's friends.

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Oh, you poor thing.

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When I was six, they told me
Batman was coming to my party.

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I waited by the
door for hours.

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Closest thing
to Batman I saw

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was when a robin
flew into the window.

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You realize none of those things
would happen now?

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I do, but why do you care

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if I celebrate
my birthday at all?

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Well, you made
my last birthday so memorable,

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I wanted to return the favor.

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Yeah, if you had

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a party now, you
have plenty of friends

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that would love to come.

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And we live here,
so we have no choice.

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Yeah.

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Very well.

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You may celebrate my life
by throwing a party

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with cake, presents and a
shower of admiration and love.

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But then you owe me big-time.

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You have any idea
what you're getting

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Sheldon for his birthday?

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He's been fascinated
with dinosaurs lately.

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Maybe we could get him a fossil.

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Well, just don't
get anything Jurassic.

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He feels like that whole chunk
of time has gone Hollywood.

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Hey, uh, you know,

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he told a sad story
about how his sister

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tricked him into thinking Batman
was coming to his party.

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That's funny.

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Let's do that.

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Maybe we could get Batman
to actually show up.

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You mean, some guy
in a lame suit?

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Or a real Batman.
Hey, Stuart?

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Didn't you try to get Adam West
to do a signing here once?

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Yeah, but there was kind of
a scheduling conflict.

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He, uh, wanted to know
when he'd get paid.

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And I wouldn't tell him.

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Can I get his contact info?

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Sure, uh, but
just so you know,

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he's kind of a diva.

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He is?
Oh, yeah.

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Won't take the bus.

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He won't pack his own lunch.

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Won't let you spend
the night on his couch.

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Okay, so how do you feel
about party balloons?

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Uh, Mylar balloons, yes.

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Latex balloons, no.

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Water balloons,
I will jump off the roof

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and aim for your car.

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All right, what about music?

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I enjoy marching bands

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and Tibetan throat singing.

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No music it is.

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What kind of cake
do you like?

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Well, my favorite is chocolate
with strawberry frosting,

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three layers,
and if there's

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writing on it,
make sure it's not all caps.

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I don't need my dessert
yelling at me.

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Hey, so what was
Adam West like on the phone?

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Uh, nice guy.

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But it was a little weird
to hear Batman say,

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"Don't ring the doorbell
or my poodles will go crazy."

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You know, Adam West
is my favorite Batman?

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Well,

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after Michael Keaton,
Christian Bale

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and Batman from
The Lego Movie.

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Don't say that to him.

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What?
He beat out George Clooney.

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And that's something.

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Like, I love me
some Clooney.

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Don't say that to anyone.

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Thank you so much
for helping us, Stuart.

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Oh, I-I was just

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glad to be invited.

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To be honest, I don't always
feel like I'm part of the group.

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Okay, sweetie,
we're on the clock here.

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Can you hate yourself
and frost at the same time?

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Hello, I hope I'm not too early.

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No, no, no. Come on in.

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And how is the radiant
mommy-to-be?

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Doing great.

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Y-You're pregnant?

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Yeah.

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Sounds like something

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a member of the group
might know.

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Yeah, birthday party first.

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Pity party later.

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Are you crazy?

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How can you put Michael Keaton

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in front of Christian Bale?

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Oh, please.

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Even my poodles know
Bale's overrated.

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Thank you!

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That's why I say
Keaton's number one.

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He brought a sense
of humor to the role.

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Oh, if you're gonna
factor in a sense of humor,

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then I should be
at the top of the list.

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It should be me,

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Keaton, Kilmer,

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Lego, Bale,

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and that pretty boy Clooney.

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Really?

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You're ahead of Bale?

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The man who personified
the words,

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"I'm Batman."

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I never had to say I'm Batman.

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I showed up.

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People knew I was Batman.

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Everywhere I went...
on the TV show,

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mall openings...

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Julie Newmar's bungalow.

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I'm sold... you're ahead of Bale.

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There's another reason
I should be higher on the list.

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All those other guys

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had muscles built
into their costumes.

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All I had in my Batsuit

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was 100%, grade-A West.

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Can we just all agree
we're worried about Affleck?

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Sure.
Yeah, of course.

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What's an Affleck?

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Is there a reason I had
to leave my own apartment?

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Well, I think
they just want you to see it

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for the first time
all decorated.

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But who's gonna tell them
they're doing it wrong?

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Well, I'm... I'm sure they'll
ask you to give a speech,

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and that's when
you just tear 'em a new one.

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Have to say, you...

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you do look good in that suit.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Maybe later I'll, uh...

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get to see you
in your birthday suit.

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But this is my
birthday suit.

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Are you having a stroke?

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Because that's the kind of thing

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that just ruins
a birthday party.

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So, Mother, I'm surprised
you came all this way

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for Sheldon's birthday.

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Oh, I was happy to.

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He did come to my 60th.

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Oh. You had a party
for your 60th?

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Oh, I wouldn't call it a party.

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Just a few close friends.

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And your sister and brother.

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You know, to be fair,
we did get married in Vegas

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and didn't invite her.

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And I never did thank you
for that, dear.

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Oh.

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Penny says everyone's there.
Are you ready?

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I am.

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Oh. Wait.
Are you all right?

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No, I just...
I got a little light-headed.

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Oh, d-do you need a minute?

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No.

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No, if I can walk
past that pet shop

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with the parrot in the window,
I suppose I can do this.

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Happy birthday!

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Speech! Speech!

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Come on, Sheldon,
say something.

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Uh, um...

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uh, thank you all
so much for coming.

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Uh, Beverly.

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Wil Wheaton.

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Adam West,
for some reason.

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Batman finally came
to your party.

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Happy birthday, Sherman.

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Thank you.

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This is all so thoughtful.

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Excuse me.

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I still get paid, don't I?

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Okay, I'd better go in
there and talk to him.

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00:10:06,828 --> 00:10:08,795
Well, don't you think
I'm the one who should go in?

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No offense, but I've known
the guy a really long time.

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Well, I've, you know,

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seen him without pants on.

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Again, no offense,
but so have I.

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Well, he's seen me
without pants on.

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Again, no...

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Okay, this is ridiculous.

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Sheldon?

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Can I come in?

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How do you know I'm not using
the facilities?

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Because you e-mail me your
bathroom schedule once a week,

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even though
I've clicked unsubscribe,

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like, a thousand times.

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So...

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what's going on?

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I don't know.

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I-I looked around the room,

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and I saw all the faces
and the presents,

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and it... it was just too much.

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I get that.

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Hey, you want to just bring
a few people in here?

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You know,
Wil Wheaton in the bathtub,

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Batman on the toilet.

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It'll be like
the weirdest Comic-Con ever.

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I know that you worked hard
to put this together.

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I'm sorry I'm ruining it.

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Oh, pl...
You're not ruining it.

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Look, at some point,
Raj will try to get everyone

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to do the Electric Slide.

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Now, that will ruin it.

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I don't think
I can go back out there.

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That's fine.

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You know, I hate that
your sister and her friends

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used to torture you.

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But what I hate even more

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is, if I was there,
I would have tortured you, too.

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Based on this pep talk,
I'd say you're still doing it.

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My point is,

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there was a time I never
would've been friends

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with someone like you,
and now...

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you are one
of my favorite people.

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00:12:05,747 --> 00:12:08,081
So, if what you need is

262
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,750
to spend your birthday
in a bathroom,

263
00:12:10,752 --> 00:12:13,886
I'm happy to do it with you.

264
00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:17,790
Well, everyone will
think I'm weird.

265
00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:27,000
Sweetie, you are weird.

266
00:12:28,303 --> 00:12:30,203
Everyone knows you're weird,

267
00:12:30,205 --> 00:12:31,471
but they're all still here

268
00:12:31,473 --> 00:12:34,040
because they care
about you so much.

269
00:12:35,243 --> 00:12:36,342
Hello.

270
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,777
Some of us need
to check our hair

271
00:12:37,779 --> 00:12:40,747
because we might have a shot
with Leonard's mother.

272
00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:45,985
Leonard.
Hey.

273
00:12:45,987 --> 00:12:47,253
It's been a while.

274
00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:48,388
Leslie.

275
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,023
I can't remember
the last time we talked.

276
00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,758
So much has changed.

277
00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:55,728
Has it?

278
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:59,132
Yeah, uh, um,
Penny and I got married.

279
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,566
Wow, congratulations.

280
00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:01,834
You know, actually,

281
00:13:01,836 --> 00:13:03,603
I thought you'd be living
with Sheldon forever.

282
00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:05,538
Yeah, well...

283
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,574
Don't be a stranger.

284
00:13:09,644 --> 00:13:11,611
Okay, everybody,

285
00:13:11,613 --> 00:13:12,845
Sheldon is gonna come back out,

286
00:13:12,847 --> 00:13:14,180
but I think
he's a little embarrassed,

287
00:13:14,182 --> 00:13:16,816
so let's all be
extra nice, okay?

288
00:13:16,818 --> 00:13:18,251
What are you
looking at me for?

289
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:19,685
I'm a saint.

290
00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,687
But a sinner in the sack.

291
00:13:25,693 --> 00:13:26,993
Hello, everyone.

292
00:13:26,995 --> 00:13:28,094
I-I...

293
00:13:28,096 --> 00:13:29,962
I'd like to apologize
for my behavior.

294
00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:32,698
I hope it hasn't put
a damper on the party.

295
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,667
So, just, please,
enjoy yourselves.

296
00:13:34,669 --> 00:13:35,835
That's good.

297
00:13:39,307 --> 00:13:41,707
Oh, this is quickly
getting out of hand.

298
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,776
If I may,

299
00:13:43,778 --> 00:13:46,079
I-I'd like to propose a toast.

300
00:13:46,081 --> 00:13:48,481
Um, thank you all
for coming tonight.

301
00:13:48,483 --> 00:13:49,549
I know it's customary

302
00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:52,485
for the birthday boy
to receive presents,

303
00:13:52,487 --> 00:13:54,720
but I feel like I got
the greatest gift

304
00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:56,089
the day he was born.

305
00:13:56,091 --> 00:13:57,123
Aw.

306
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,125
- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.

307
00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:01,461
Amy, that was lovely.

308
00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:02,962
You know,

309
00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:03,930
this is fun.

310
00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,098
Let's do more.

311
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,400
Someone else say something
wonderful about me.

312
00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:09,702
Sheldon,
I don't think everyone...

313
00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:11,804
Wolowitz, perfect.
Everyone listen to Wolowitz.

314
00:14:13,108 --> 00:14:14,874
Okay, then, uh,

315
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,642
Sheldon,

316
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:18,277
we've known each other
a long time.

317
00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:21,647
And it is a pleasure
to work with you

318
00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:23,316
and call you my friend.

319
00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:25,051
Little generic. Keep thinking.
We'll circle back.

320
00:14:25,053 --> 00:14:26,552
Wil Wheaton, go.

321
00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:31,390
Sheldon, I know that we've had
our ups and downs,

322
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,459
but I can honestly say

323
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:34,961
that my life is
so much more interesting

324
00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:36,162
because you are in it.

325
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:39,665
We may have met because
you are a fan of Star Trek.

326
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:42,135
But I have become
a fan of Sheldon Cooper.

327
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:43,903
Live long and prosper,
buddy.

328
00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:44,971
And happy birthday.

329
00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:46,239
Cheers.

330
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,508
That's how you do it, Wolowitz.

331
00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,543
Now you see

332
00:14:50,545 --> 00:14:52,011
why he's famous and you're not.

333
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,948
Sheldon,

334
00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:58,417
I know the future holds
great things for you,

335
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,120
and we all can't wait to see
what they are.

336
00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:03,356
Happy birthday, dear.

337
00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:05,258
Cheers.

338
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,792
Someone call Animal Control.

339
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,362
There's a cougar on the loose.

340
00:15:10,665 --> 00:15:12,098
Barry, stop.

341
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,733
Seriously, Barry, stop.

342
00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:18,771
And it was Gandhi who said,

343
00:15:18,773 --> 00:15:21,140
"Live as if you were to

344
00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:23,309
"die tomorrow.

345
00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:25,711
"Learn as if you were to live

346
00:15:25,713 --> 00:15:27,113
forever."

347
00:15:27,115 --> 00:15:28,748
And it was Sheldon Cooper who
said "Let's speed this up.

348
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,217
A lot of people want to talk"

349
00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:34,120
Uh, in the past, I would've said
something obnoxious,

350
00:15:34,122 --> 00:15:36,389
like, "Happy birthday, dumb-ass".

351
00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:38,491
But I'm not gonna do it.

352
00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:40,159
You and I have both grown a lot,

353
00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:42,762
and it's just so nice
to see you all again.

354
00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:44,163
So...

355
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:45,565
happy birthday, Sheldon.

356
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:46,866
Oh.

357
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,935
Oh, now, you know I hate change.
Say it.

358
00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:50,536
Happy birthday, dumb-ass!

359
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:54,040
Happy birthday, young man.

360
00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:57,543
And if any of you have enjoyed
seeing me here today,

361
00:15:57,545 --> 00:16:00,146
I'm also available
for Comic-Cons,

362
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:03,282
bachelor parties,
bar mitzvahs...

363
00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:06,819
I can't think of anything to say
that hasn't already been said.

364
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:09,055
So, here's to you, Sheldon.

365
00:16:09,057 --> 00:16:10,389
Hear, hear.
Hear, hear.

366
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:11,657
Thank you, Bernadette.

367
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:12,925
That was perfect.

368
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:16,429
What? You gotta be kidding me?

369
00:16:16,431 --> 00:16:18,864
Sheldon, we've been
together so long,

370
00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:21,500
it's hard to remember a time
you weren't in my life.

371
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,002
And believe me, I try.

372
00:16:24,772 --> 00:16:26,138
You make me laugh.

373
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,341
You make me a better scientist.

374
00:16:28,343 --> 00:16:29,842
You make me crazy.

375
00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:31,444
You're more than just
my roommate,

376
00:16:31,446 --> 00:16:33,179
you're my brother.

377
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,081
Thank you.

378
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,482
Happy birthday, buddy.

379
00:16:36,484 --> 00:16:38,317
Cheers.

380
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,087
Thank you.
That-that was wonderful.

381
00:16:41,089 --> 00:16:42,154
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

382
00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:44,023
Stuart didn't get to speak.

383
00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:46,392
Oh, oh, okay. Um...

384
00:16:46,394 --> 00:16:48,294
Uh, Sheldon,

385
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,329
I've spent most of my life
feeling invisible,

386
00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:52,398
but having you and everyone...

387
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,367
Hey, everybody, listen up.

388
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,337
You nailed it.

389
00:16:58,339 --> 00:17:00,273
We've got someone
who couldn't be here

390
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,507
but really wanted to wish you

391
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,209
a happy birthday.

392
00:17:04,345 --> 00:17:05,411
Hello, Sheldon.

393
00:17:06,848 --> 00:17:08,781
Professor Hawking.

394
00:17:08,783 --> 00:17:10,850
Happy birthday to you.

395
00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:12,051
Thank you so much.

396
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,019
I can't believe you're...

397
00:17:13,021 --> 00:17:14,186
Happy birthday to you.

398
00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:16,355
Oh, you're singing.
Well, I'm sorry.

399
00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:19,859
Happy birthday, dear Sheldon.

400
00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:20,993
Uh, Professor Hawking,

401
00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:22,795
if you just give us
one second,

402
00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:25,131
we'll light the candles,
and we can all sing together.

403
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:28,401
I was crushing it,
but all right.

404
00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:31,070
Okay, while they get
the cake,

405
00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:32,638
Sheldon,
I just want to say,

406
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,407
I hope you didn't think you were
gonna get through tonight

407
00:17:34,409 --> 00:17:35,508
without a hug.

408
00:17:36,778 --> 00:17:38,377
You know, I used to hate
these hugs.

409
00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:43,883
Now they're just
extremely irritating.

410
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:55,096
Ready when you are,
Professor Hawking.

411
00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:57,598
And a one, and a two...

412
00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:22,757
to you.

413
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:31,466
So, who's taking me home?

414
00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:40,217
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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