1
00:00:01,741 --> 00:00:04,806
Uh, can you repeat that?
You're breaking up.

2
00:00:04,808 --> 00:00:07,906
I didn't understand your e-mail.

3
00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:10,873
Ah. Yeah, I had to get
a little creative

4
00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:15,307
because the S, R and M keys
on my laptop stopped working.

5
00:00:15,309 --> 00:00:18,307
"Deaw Aby,
could you pleathe dwive be

6
00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:22,906
to the twain thtow
thubtibe tobowow?"

7
00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:26,873
So, is that a yes?

8
00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:29,406
Sheldon, why don't you get
a new computer?

9
00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:31,340
You know that one's out-of-date.

10
00:00:31,342 --> 00:00:33,573
Oh, but I like this computer.

11
00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:37,240
The video is failing,
and the sound is cutting out.

12
00:00:37,242 --> 00:00:39,639
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

13
00:00:39,641 --> 00:00:41,873
The video is failing,

14
00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,006
and the sound is cutting out.

15
00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:48,207
I'm sorry, one more time.
The sound is cutting out.

16
00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:53,107
I can't read that!

17
00:00:53,109 --> 00:00:55,240
The video is failing!

18
00:00:55,242 --> 00:00:58,473
Get a new computer.

19
00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,639
What?

20
00:00:59,641 --> 00:01:01,739
Get a new computer.

21
00:01:01,741 --> 00:01:03,473
What?

22
00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:07,207
Hello?

23
00:01:07,209 --> 00:01:09,372
Get a new computer!

24
00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,583
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

25
00:01:38,253 --> 00:01:39,650
This is cool.

26
00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:41,717
When was the last time you
and I built something together?

27
00:01:41,719 --> 00:01:44,416
Scientifically?
A little over a year ago.

28
00:01:44,418 --> 00:01:46,717
LEGOs? Last week in my room.

29
00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:49,251
If there was a Nobrize
for Millennium Falcons

30
00:01:49,253 --> 00:01:52,217
that fall apart when
you pick them up, we'd be set.

31
00:01:52,219 --> 00:01:53,495
Hey, guys!

32
00:01:53,496 --> 00:01:54,016
Hey.

33
00:01:54,152 --> 00:01:55,251
What are you doing here?

34
00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:56,884
We heard there were
some sexy scientists

35
00:01:56,886 --> 00:01:58,783
working hard all weekend.
Yeah,

36
00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,251
so we brought you some lunch and
we are gonna go look for 'em.

37
00:02:02,253 --> 00:02:04,283
Soup, sandwiches
and emasculation,

38
00:02:04,285 --> 00:02:06,517
just like my mom
used to make.

39
00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:07,750
So, how's it goin'?

40
00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,251
Good. Slow.

41
00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:10,984
There's a lot of tedious setup,
but once we get through that

42
00:02:10,986 --> 00:02:11,984
it should go quicker.

43
00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:13,717
Is there anything
we can do to help?

44
00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,850
You know what,
this part isn't that technical.

45
00:02:15,852 --> 00:02:16,950
You actually could.

46
00:02:16,952 --> 00:02:20,250
Wow, really? Called my bluff.
All righty then.

47
00:02:20,252 --> 00:02:22,250
Can we really help?

48
00:02:22,252 --> 00:02:23,750
While we finish soldering
these boards, it'd be great

49
00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:26,283
if you guys could wrap these
pipe fittings with Teflon tape.

50
00:02:26,285 --> 00:02:27,283
I'll show you
how to do one.

51
00:02:27,285 --> 00:02:28,917
Hey, w-wouldn't it be funny

52
00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,483
if after all your years
of hard work,

53
00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:33,517
I'm the one who makes
a scientific breakthrough?

54
00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:40,084
He doesn't think
that's funny.

55
00:02:53,852 --> 00:02:56,216
I got here
as quickly as I could.

56
00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,517
You're too late.

57
00:03:17,352 --> 00:03:19,583
Sheldon, this is silly.

58
00:03:19,585 --> 00:03:22,917
You got emotional
when that lab monkey died.

59
00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:26,850
That lab monkey told me
he loved me in sign language.

60
00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,383
Great.

61
00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,717
Now I'm gonna have that song
in my head all day.

62
00:03:42,619 --> 00:03:44,017
Look, I'm-I'm sorry

63
00:03:44,019 --> 00:03:46,350
for your loss, but I think

64
00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:49,216
I have something
that might make you feel better.

65
00:03:49,218 --> 00:03:52,383
I got you a new computer!

66
00:03:54,119 --> 00:03:56,483
How could you do that?

67
00:03:56,485 --> 00:03:58,316
Do what?

68
00:03:58,318 --> 00:04:01,517
Choosing a new laptop is
an incredibly personal ritual.

69
00:04:01,519 --> 00:04:02,884
You have taken away

70
00:04:02,886 --> 00:04:05,750
weeks of agonizing thought,
tedious research,

71
00:04:05,752 --> 00:04:09,117
sleepless nights filled
with indecision. I j...

72
00:04:09,952 --> 00:04:12,117
Haven't I lost enough today?

73
00:04:13,418 --> 00:04:18,017
Well, the guy at the store said
this one is great.

74
00:04:18,019 --> 00:04:19,984
Oh! Oh, the guy!

75
00:04:19,986 --> 00:04:21,950
Oh, pardon me.

76
00:04:21,952 --> 00:04:23,583
I-I didn't realize
you'd spoken to the guy.

77
00:04:23,585 --> 00:04:25,149
Yeah, tell me,

78
00:04:25,151 --> 00:04:27,717
did the guy choose one
with a 4K display

79
00:04:27,719 --> 00:04:29,116
and a Thunderbolt port?

80
00:04:29,118 --> 00:04:30,316
Yes.
Yeah?

81
00:04:30,318 --> 00:04:31,483
D-Did the guy make sure

82
00:04:31,485 --> 00:04:34,250
that this has a one-terabyte
solid-state drive?

83
00:04:34,252 --> 00:04:35,783
Yes.
Yeah? Oh, well,

84
00:04:35,785 --> 00:04:38,984
was this guy Rick from
Computer Solutions on Colorado?

85
00:04:38,986 --> 00:04:39,950
Yes.

86
00:04:39,952 --> 00:04:41,316
Yeah, well,
he does know his stuff.

87
00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,183
After you wrap the body
in reflective tape,

88
00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:48,350
the ends get Teflon tape
so we can get a tight seal.

89
00:04:48,352 --> 00:04:50,483
Like this? Oh.
Yeah, perfect.

90
00:04:50,485 --> 00:04:52,216
And it helps to have
small, delicate fingers.

91
00:04:52,218 --> 00:04:53,817
So don't be discouraged
if you can't do it as fast

92
00:04:53,819 --> 00:04:55,450
as me and Howard.

93
00:04:56,785 --> 00:04:58,149
I don't know
if we have enough solder

94
00:04:58,151 --> 00:04:59,383
to finish
these circuit boards.

95
00:04:59,385 --> 00:05:00,613
We had a full spool yesterday.

96
00:05:00,614 --> 00:05:01,414
What can I say,

97
00:05:01,418 --> 00:05:04,017
I play hard,
I solder even harder.

98
00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:07,583
Sometimes he solders at home
with his shirt off.

99
00:05:07,585 --> 00:05:09,583
It's like a beer commercial.

100
00:05:12,285 --> 00:05:14,283
Well, we got to make a run
to the hardware store.

101
00:05:14,285 --> 00:05:16,583
How can you call yourself a
scientist and run out of solder?

102
00:05:16,585 --> 00:05:19,383
Well, funny story.
So, we have plenty

103
00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,316
of the 60/40
tin-to-lead ratio solder,

104
00:05:21,318 --> 00:05:23,976
but the spools look a lot
like the 63/37 tin-to...

105
00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:24,615
Honey, honey,

106
00:05:24,619 --> 00:05:28,017
honey, let me stop you.
That is-is not a funny story.

107
00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:30,884
You want to come with us?

108
00:05:30,886 --> 00:05:32,407
I'm kind of getting
into the groove here.

109
00:05:32,408 --> 00:05:33,028
Yeah, you guys run

110
00:05:33,052 --> 00:05:35,870
to the store and let the women
handle the science for a change.

111
00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:36,548
Okay.

112
00:05:36,552 --> 00:05:38,583
We'll be back
as soon as we can.

113
00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:41,850
Okay, so what...

114
00:05:41,852 --> 00:05:44,049
is solder?

115
00:05:46,218 --> 00:05:49,183
I suppose I should
set this up.

116
00:05:49,185 --> 00:05:52,817
Or would you like
to rob me of that, too?

117
00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,783
Knock it off or I'll start
making W-H sounds

118
00:05:55,785 --> 00:05:58,817
for words
that just have a W.

119
00:05:58,819 --> 00:05:59,450
You wouldn't.

120
00:05:59,452 --> 00:06:02,783
"Hwatch" me.

121
00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:05,083
Fine. I'm sorry.

122
00:06:05,085 --> 00:06:06,950
Thank you for
the thoughtful gift.

123
00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,550
I really do appreciate it.

124
00:06:08,552 --> 00:06:12,950
As you know, I had become
attached to my old laptop.

125
00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:14,483
But I'm sure, in time,
that this one will...

126
00:06:14,485 --> 00:06:16,416
Jeepers creepers,

127
00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,617
that started up fast!

128
00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:20,650
I thought you might
like it.

129
00:06:20,652 --> 00:06:22,850
Look at the 4K resolution.

130
00:06:22,852 --> 00:06:24,617
Next time we Skype,
I'm gonna count

131
00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:27,617
all those nostril hairs.

132
00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:30,250
Or you could just look
into my eyes.

133
00:06:30,252 --> 00:06:32,350
But you only have two eyes.

134
00:06:32,352 --> 00:06:35,483
You got a lot of nostril hairs.

135
00:06:35,485 --> 00:06:37,974
Well, you know,
as long as you're happy.

136
00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,518
Oh.

137
00:06:39,519 --> 00:06:40,984
I am.

138
00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:43,617
And Rick said you could bring in
your old one to recycle it.

139
00:06:43,619 --> 00:06:46,517
Oh. Uh, no, no, no, thank you.

140
00:06:46,519 --> 00:06:48,116
Oh, but he said
you can get store credit.

141
00:06:48,118 --> 00:06:50,783
Well, no, I just...
I-I don't want to recycle it.

142
00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,383
And I don't want store credit.

143
00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:53,283
But why wouldn't...

144
00:06:53,285 --> 00:06:55,116
Can we please change
the subject?

145
00:06:55,118 --> 00:06:57,683
O-Okay.

146
00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:01,016
How 'bout we change it to why
you're being weird about this?

147
00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:02,116
I'm not being weird.

148
00:07:02,118 --> 00:07:04,350
I...

149
00:07:04,352 --> 00:07:06,350
It's hard to explain.

150
00:07:06,352 --> 00:07:10,250
Sheldon, just tell me.

151
00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:13,149
It might be easier to show you.

152
00:07:13,151 --> 00:07:15,316
Okay.

153
00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,750
We'd have to take your car.

154
00:07:18,752 --> 00:07:20,917
All right.

155
00:07:23,285 --> 00:07:26,917
And I'm gonna need you to sign
a nondisclosure agreement.

156
00:07:27,886 --> 00:07:31,250
Well, I signed one
before we slept together.

157
00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:33,416
Why not now?

158
00:07:37,452 --> 00:07:40,316
Penny says they're having fun
working on the prototype.

159
00:07:40,318 --> 00:07:43,983
Remember when her fun was
nightclubs and drinking games?

160
00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,617
I know. I'm lowering
the bar so slowly.

161
00:07:46,619 --> 00:07:49,750
This time next year
she'll have a coin collection.

162
00:07:49,752 --> 00:07:51,149
Excuse me.

163
00:07:51,151 --> 00:07:53,416
You guys interested in a free
screening of an upcoming movie?

164
00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:54,316
Oh. Sorry, we can't.

165
00:07:54,318 --> 00:07:56,283
Well, hang on.
What movie is it?

166
00:07:56,285 --> 00:07:59,083
Oh, I can't tell you.
But it does star Will Smith.

167
00:07:59,085 --> 00:08:00,949
Wait.

168
00:08:00,951 --> 00:08:02,383
I bet it's Suicide Squad.

169
00:08:02,385 --> 00:08:04,183
Let's check it out.

170
00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,383
What about the girls?

171
00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,183
Penny just said
they're having fun.

172
00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:09,717
Honestly, you want to wrap tape
around a bunch of pipe fittings

173
00:08:09,719 --> 00:08:11,183
all afternoon?

174
00:08:12,151 --> 00:08:13,383
Okay, we'll take 'em.

175
00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:15,216
Okay.
But, I swear,

176
00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:17,216
if it's Will Smith
in Shark Tale 2,

177
00:08:17,218 --> 00:08:20,583
it better be at least as good
as the original.

178
00:08:21,819 --> 00:08:23,483
I mean, it's crazy,
isn't it?

179
00:08:23,485 --> 00:08:25,617
I moved here from Nebraska
to be an actress,

180
00:08:25,619 --> 00:08:28,583
and now I'm sitting
in an engineering lab at Caltech

181
00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:32,783
helping to build a prototype
for a high-tech guidance system.

182
00:08:32,785 --> 00:08:34,783
It is crazy. It's also crazy

183
00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:38,283
that I've made 14 of these
and you've made three.

184
00:08:41,218 --> 00:08:43,683
Hey. Where are the guys?

185
00:08:43,685 --> 00:08:45,083
Oh, they went to the store
to get solder,

186
00:08:45,085 --> 00:08:48,683
which is metal you melt
to make science things.

187
00:08:49,585 --> 00:08:51,183
Since when
do you work on weekends?

188
00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:52,683
I'm an astrophysicist.

189
00:08:52,685 --> 00:08:54,949
The stars don't take a day off.

190
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,750
You were home alone
and had no one to play with?

191
00:08:57,752 --> 00:09:01,016
Well, the cleaning lady was
there, but she doesn't like me.

192
00:09:02,185 --> 00:09:03,550
You need any help?

193
00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:06,183
Not with
Lightning McQueen here.

194
00:09:06,185 --> 00:09:07,916
I think we're good.

195
00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:09,483
Okay. That's cool.

196
00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:11,817
I guess everybody's involved
in this project but me.

197
00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,583
So... see ya.

198
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,283
I feel bad.

199
00:09:18,285 --> 00:09:19,350
Should we have asked him
to stay?

200
00:09:19,352 --> 00:09:21,517
Yes.

201
00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:27,083
Will you please tell me
where we're going?

202
00:09:27,085 --> 00:09:30,750
Sorry, you're on
a need-to-know basis.

203
00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:32,983
I'm driving the car.

204
00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:35,350
I need to know.

205
00:09:35,352 --> 00:09:36,416
Right.

206
00:09:36,418 --> 00:09:38,116
So where are we going?

207
00:09:38,118 --> 00:09:41,617
No, I meant turn right,
and you missed it.

208
00:09:41,619 --> 00:09:44,283
Maybe you do need to know.

209
00:09:48,619 --> 00:09:49,816
What are we gonna tell
the girls?

210
00:09:49,818 --> 00:09:50,983
It's not a problem.

211
00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:52,116
I mean without lying.

212
00:09:52,118 --> 00:09:54,483
And now you've made it
a problem.

213
00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:56,550
Come on. We're
a couple of smart guys.

214
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,416
I'm sure we can come up
with a way to explain this

215
00:09:58,418 --> 00:10:00,083
that doesn't make us
look bad.

216
00:10:01,951 --> 00:10:03,883
Oh!

217
00:10:03,885 --> 00:10:05,683
The boys had to drive
all the way to San Bernardino

218
00:10:05,685 --> 00:10:07,517
for the solder and got a flat.

219
00:10:10,619 --> 00:10:13,016
They bought it.

220
00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:14,583
But we're gonna have to

221
00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:16,216
put the spare on
before we go back.

222
00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:17,916
Oh, you're good at this.

223
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,250
Well, I lie a lot.

224
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:22,750
Hey, guys, thank you

225
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,683
for being a part of our
test screening. You're about

226
00:10:24,685 --> 00:10:27,383
to be one of the first audiences
to see Suicide Squad.

227
00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:29,350
Hey!

228
00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:30,617
You were right.

229
00:10:30,619 --> 00:10:31,750
Oh, I keep telling you...

230
00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:35,283
good things happen
to bad people.

231
00:10:35,285 --> 00:10:37,316
Uh, we're gonna get started
in a couple minutes. Enjoy.

232
00:10:37,318 --> 00:10:39,383
Who are you texting?

233
00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:41,816
Raj. He really wants
to see this movie.

234
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,782
Oh, he'll never
make it in time.

235
00:10:43,784 --> 00:10:46,650
I know.
I want to make him feel bad.

236
00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:51,483
"Ha, ha. Leonard and I are
about to see Suicide Squad.

237
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:55,316
Spoiler alert: when I see you
I'm gonna spoil it."

238
00:10:55,318 --> 00:10:57,183
You're a good friend.

239
00:11:04,818 --> 00:11:07,149
Okay.

240
00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:12,949
Would you ladies please
leave the room for a moment?

241
00:11:12,951 --> 00:11:14,883
Why?

242
00:11:14,885 --> 00:11:18,849
I need to rub my genitals
on their prototype.

243
00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:21,149
What's going on?

244
00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:23,517
Leonard and Howard
don't have a flat.

245
00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,716
They went to the movies. Look.

246
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,383
Son of a bitch.
Un-freakin' believable.

247
00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:30,650
Oh. You know what?
I'm gonna let them know

248
00:11:30,652 --> 00:11:32,949
that I'm here with you
and that they're busted.

249
00:11:32,951 --> 00:11:34,250
No. You know what? Don't. Don't.

250
00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:35,749
Let's let them think
they're getting away with it.

251
00:11:35,751 --> 00:11:38,816
Yeah, let's see how deep a hole
they can dig for themselves.

252
00:11:38,818 --> 00:11:40,283
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.

253
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,416
I mean, it's not testicles
on a cryostat,

254
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:44,617
but I like it.

255
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,957
Why do you have
a storage unit?

256
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:56,924
Just wait.

257
00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:59,024
How long have you had it?

258
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:01,857
Just wait.

259
00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:04,592
Do you want me to hold
that computer?

260
00:12:04,594 --> 00:12:07,425
Just wai... You know what?
Actually, yes, thank you.

261
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,658
Welcome to my Fortress of Shame.

262
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:24,925
I'm sorry.

263
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:27,225
What-what am I looking at?

264
00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:30,559
It's basically everything
I've ever owned.

265
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:33,358
Um, every book,

266
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,358
every T-shirt, every piece
of broken electronics.

267
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,525
Just... all of it.

268
00:12:43,427 --> 00:12:46,025
All of it?

269
00:12:46,027 --> 00:12:47,925
I have a Ziploc bag

270
00:12:47,927 --> 00:12:51,092
filled with all
my old Ziploc bags.

271
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,791
Okay.

272
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,858
Well...

273
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,925
I would like to tell you

274
00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,691
that there is

275
00:13:06,693 --> 00:13:10,658
nothing here to be ashamed of.

276
00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:14,058
So I'm gonna need a minute.

277
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,758
All right, how are we gonna
play this when they return?

278
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,225
I know.

279
00:13:23,227 --> 00:13:26,392
You guys should totally
be making out with me.

280
00:13:28,527 --> 00:13:30,925
Sweetie, I know you think
jokes like that are funny,

281
00:13:30,927 --> 00:13:32,658
but do you really think
you could handle

282
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,092
making out with both of us?

283
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,092
No, ma'am.

284
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,092
Okay. Okay,
how about this?

285
00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:43,192
They don't know
you're here with us,

286
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,425
so you hide in the closet.
When they show up,

287
00:13:45,427 --> 00:13:46,991
we'll hear
whatever their dumb story is

288
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,825
about where they were,
we'll pretend to believe them,

289
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,558
and just when they think they
got away with it, you jump out.

290
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,459
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I love it!

291
00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:55,691
I'll be all like, "Busted!"

292
00:13:55,693 --> 00:13:57,158
And they'll be like, "What?"

293
00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,192
And then we'll all be like,
"Oh, yeah!"

294
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:02,925
Yeah, I-I get it.

295
00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:05,125
I wouldn't make out
with me, either.

296
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:10,425
In here is every clock radio
I've ever owned.

297
00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:12,325
Calculators, VHS tapes.

298
00:14:12,327 --> 00:14:13,725
Yeah. Oh.

299
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,925
Sporting equipment.

300
00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:20,158
Y-You have sporting equipment?

301
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,492
Well, oh, it's just a...
it's a... a golf ball

302
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,492
that my brother
threw at my head.

303
00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:27,258
You can still
feel the dent.

304
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:30,524
It's right next to
the hockey puck dent.

305
00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:35,459
Okay, why do you have
a bin of pinecones?

306
00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:37,891
I used to collect
them as a child.

307
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,192
The spiral of scales open in

308
00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:41,925
the Fibonacci sequence.

309
00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:43,825
A fact that,
when you tell your brother,

310
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:46,758
gets a golf ball
thrown at your head.

311
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:53,624
So, why do you feel
you need to save these things?

312
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,858
I'd like to say it's nostalgia,

313
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,925
but every time I think
of throwing anything away,

314
00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:00,491
my ears start to ring,

315
00:15:00,493 --> 00:15:02,691
and I get butterflies
in my stomach.

316
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,158
And then it feels like

317
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,358
the butterflies
get eaten by rats,

318
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,591
and then, the-the rats
get eaten by...

319
00:15:08,593 --> 00:15:09,558
Okay.

320
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,192
I get it. I get it.

321
00:15:11,194 --> 00:15:14,092
It ends with dinosaurs.

322
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:18,891
I'm sorry
if you think less of me.

323
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,725
I don't.

324
00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:23,524
Really?

325
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,524
'Cause every time
I come in here,

326
00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,425
I think less of me.

327
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,791
Why?

328
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,624
Because I'm a fraud.

329
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,058
No. I purport

330
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,891
to be a man of the mind.

331
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:37,624
I've been such a-a vocal
champion of The Singularity,

332
00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:39,458
but how can I leave
my body behind

333
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,725
and become one
with the Internet

334
00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:44,425
when I've never even thrown
a toothbrush away?

335
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,425
It's okay, Sheldon.

336
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:51,858
You know, I... I've saved
a lot of weird things, too.

337
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,058
Like what?

338
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,991
Well, um,

339
00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:59,392
did you know
I have a microscope slide

340
00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:00,825
with a little bit of tissue

341
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,825
from the first brain
I ever dissected?

342
00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:06,025
I have an old teddy bear

343
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:08,624
I secretly wiped my nose on
for years.

344
00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:18,092
It's not a contest.

345
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,925
Okay, here they come.
Go hide.

346
00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:24,991
Oh, man, when I come out
of the closet,

347
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:27,591
I'm gonna nail those guys!

348
00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:31,691
Yeah, I heard it. Shut up.

349
00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:38,424
Hey.
Hi.

350
00:16:38,426 --> 00:16:40,458
Hey, what's this?

351
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,391
Listen, we did a stupid thing.

352
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:46,192
We went to a movie and
lied about it, but we feel bad

353
00:16:46,194 --> 00:16:47,891
and want to make it up
to you.

354
00:16:47,893 --> 00:16:49,658
So, these are for you,
and if you're not too mad,

355
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,884
we'd love to take
you guys to dinner.

356
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,412
Yeah.

357
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,825
Anywhere you want.
Oh. Well,

358
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,925
- thank you for being honest.
- Yeah. You know,

359
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,391
I want to be upset, but we did

360
00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:58,858
kind of have fun
working on the prototype.

361
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,025
Don't forgive them!
Stay mad at them!

362
00:17:02,426 --> 00:17:04,491
What is he doing
in there?

363
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:07,624
Busting you!

364
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,292
It's okay.
They apologized.

365
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:11,458
Yeah, it's fine.

366
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:15,591
Well this is kind
of anti-climactic.

367
00:17:16,593 --> 00:17:18,192
You know what
wasn't anti-climactic?

368
00:17:18,194 --> 00:17:19,891
The end of the movie. Get this.

369
00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:21,958
No spoilers! No spoilers!

370
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,991
And he's back
in the closet.

371
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,925
Ready for dinner?

372
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,125
Yeah.

373
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:34,858
Should we invite Raj?

374
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,192
Yes.

375
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,624
So, no one else knows
about this?

376
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,825
Only you.

377
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:48,025
Thank you for trusting me.

378
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:50,025
What good is having
a girlfriend

379
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,758
if you can't unload your
psychological sewage on her?

380
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,758
That's me,
your emotional outhouse.

381
00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:00,391
You know,

382
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:04,058
if you ever decide you want
to do something about this,

383
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,725
I'm-I'm here for you.

384
00:18:05,727 --> 00:18:07,991
Thank you.

385
00:18:07,993 --> 00:18:10,292
I wouldn't even know
how to begin.

386
00:18:10,294 --> 00:18:12,925
Baby steps, I guess.

387
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:15,391
Mm.

388
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,991
I suppose I could try
getting rid of the golf ball.

389
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,725
Oh. Okay.

390
00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:31,558
I will always have the dent
to remember it by.

391
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,891
You did it.

392
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:51,092
Do you feel okay?

393
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:54,291
Actually, yes.

394
00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:56,925
I do.

395
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:59,624
Well, I'm proud of you.

396
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:01,825
Oh. Thanks.

397
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,521
I'm glad I told you
about the storage unit.

398
00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,421
Well, I feel closer to you now.

399
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,240
Oh, I feel closer to you, too.

400
00:19:27,242 --> 00:19:28,507
You know,

401
00:19:28,509 --> 00:19:32,141
it's still a couple
of hours until my bedtime.

402
00:19:38,909 --> 00:19:41,540
What did you have in mind?

403
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,974
You look amazing.

404
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:52,007
I mean,
this resolution is remarkable.

405
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:56,474
I really had to go home
for this?

406
00:19:56,476 --> 00:20:00,807
Yes, but it's like
you're right here in the room.

407
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,907
And yet, I'm not.

408
00:20:03,909 --> 00:20:07,474
But I feel like I could
reach out and touch you.

409
00:20:07,476 --> 00:20:09,640
And yet, you can't.

410
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,307
I know!

411
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:22,616
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man