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Why don't I do this more often?

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What a beautiful forest.

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Hello, little butterfly.

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What's your Na...

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Whatcha doing?

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I was enjoying
some virtual reality,

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until you ruined it
with your actual face.

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What am I smelling?

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Oh, it's car
air freshener.

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I was simulating
the smell of the forest.

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That's not what
the forest smells like.

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Well, how would I know?

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Why are you pretending
to be outdoors?

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You hate it.

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Hmm? Oh.

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Amy showed me a compelling study

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that demonstrated
the cognitive benefit

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of spending time
in the wilderness.

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Buddy, I am ready
to drive you

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into the wilderness
any time you want

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and leave you there.

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Well, make your jokes,
but some of the participants

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who spent four days in the woods
away from all technology

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reported a 50% gain in reasoning
skills upon their return.

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Okay, if that's true, why aren't
there more genius squirrels?

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You may need this
more than I do.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Here's your tea.

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Oh!

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Do not sneak up on a guy
when he's sitting on a log.

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You know, if you really
want to be in nature,

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why don't we rent a cabin?

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Look, I'm sorry,
when did you even get here? I...

34
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You know,
there's a cabin in Big Bear

35
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that a doctor I work with
keeps offering me.

36
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Because he's
hitting on you?

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She.

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Oh, good.

39
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But I could get her.

40
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We could all go
for the weekend.

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It'll be fun.

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Yeah...
Excuse me.

43
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Here, look up "fun,"
get back to me.

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You and I could still go
and have a nice weekend.

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Sure.

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Come on, Sheldon,
let's go with them.

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I hardly think so.

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You be sure and say hello

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to all the mosquitoes,
bees, bears, snakes,

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possums, poison oak,

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oh, and last, but not least,
teenagers with guitars.

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I'll see
if it's available.

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You know,
if that study's real,

54
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Leonard might come back
smarter than you.

55
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Are you trying to manipulate me?
Yes.

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Well done, it worked,
we're going.

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Yay!

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Come on, Raj,

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give me a bag.

60
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No, no, you're pregnant.

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The only thing you carry

62
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is our hope
for a better tomorrow.

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Hey, where you been?

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Uh, Raj took me
to the baby doctor

65
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and then we swung by
the grocery store.

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Did you get graham crackers?

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I mean, are... what...
is the baby okay?

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Yes and yes.

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I didn't know you needed help
running errands today.

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I didn't,
but Raj volunteered.

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Really?

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Yeah, ever since you told him
I was pregnant,

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he's really been making
a fuss over me.

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Oh. Well, I guess
that's kind of sweet.

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Bernie, I just
forwarded you a list

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of the top five lactation
consultants in Los Angeles.

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I know my favorite,

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but I'd love to hear
what you think.

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And it just got weird.

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Hey. Amy's downstairs.

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Okay, one sec.

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Uh, what-what you got
goin' on here?

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I bought a baseball cap.

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I can see that.

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What team did you get?

86
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Uh, Hufflepuff,
from Harry Potter.

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Well, we'll be in the woods.

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I'm ready to go.

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Anything you'd like
to say to him?

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Nice hat, Sheldon.

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Thanks.

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Why are you
so mean to me?

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What the hell are you watching?

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Raj found all these
childbirth videos online.

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This one is of a woman
giving birth in a river.

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Okay, that is
the least Jewish thing

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I've ever seen in my life.

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You feel like Raj is getting
a little carried away

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with all the baby stuff?

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I don't think so.

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He just wants to be
part of the experience.

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All right, if you say so.

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What's in the box?

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Oh, it's an ultrasonic
microphone

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so we can hear
the baby's heartbeat.

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Oh.

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That's cool.

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Can we try it?

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Actually, Raj ordered it.

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He made me promise
to wait till he was here.

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So he can be...

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part of the experience?

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Yeah.

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I'm surprised he let us conceive
without him.

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It's a sore spot...
don't bring it up.

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It's so cute
and rustic up here.

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I know.

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Did you see they still have
a video rental place?

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it's like Colonial Williamsburg.

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Well...

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cell service is down
to one bar,

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so if anyone needs
medical attention

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or to tell a stranger their
political views are stupid,

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now's the time.

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Have you ever been
off the grid before?

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Once.

127
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The battery ran out on my phone.

128
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I had to wait
for my iPad to turn on.

129
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I was afraid
he was gonna eat me.

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Raj just pulled up.

131
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I'm gonna say something to him.

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Leave it alone.
He means well.

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So you don't think he needs
to rein it in a little?

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No, not really.

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And you're not concerned

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he's acting like somehow
this is his kid, too?

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He's just trying
to be supportive.

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Just supportive.

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Not over-the-top in any way?

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No.

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Hello!

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You saw him carrying that.

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Astronauts saw him
carrying that.

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This place is great!

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So nice of that doctor
to just let you use it.

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Well, she is taking me
to an Indigo Girls concert,

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so hold that thought.

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Okay.

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Well,

150
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should we check
each other for ticks?

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Sheldon, all we did
was walk in from the car.

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Oh. Well,
suit yourself.

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Who wants to check me?

154
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On the other hand, safety first.

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Wow, it's really
coming down.

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This sucks.

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And there goes our hike.

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Oh, not our hike!

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Now we have

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to stay safe and warm.

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You know, we could still go.

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A little rain
isn't gonna kill us.

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Have you been outside
in the rain with Sheldon?

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No.
You'll wish it would kill you.

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So what do we do now?

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They have
some board games.

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Eh, most of the Jenga
pieces are missing

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and the Scrabble
only has seven tiles,

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so unless you want to build
an unimpressive structure

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with the word "SHNERPF"
next to it, move on.

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Hey, let's light a fire.

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Ooh, that sounds cozy.

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I don't think
I've lit a real fire before.

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Ah, it's basic thermodynamics.

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I'm sure we can figure that out.

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I could stack the logs conically
to facilitate airflow.

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That would maximize oxygen
for optimal combustion.

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Right. So all we need is to...

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Got it.

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A scientist made that.

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Look, Raj, you're my
best friend in the world

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and I really appreciate
your enthusiasm about the baby.

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Please, my pleasure.

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And, of course,
Howie and I

185
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both want you to be
a part of all this.

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But we have to set
some boundaries.

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I don't understand.

188
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The three of us
aren't having this baby.

189
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Just the two of us.

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Oh...

191
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Okay. Yeah, I get it.

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I'll back off.

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Thanks for understanding.

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Of course.

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I'll give you guys some space.

196
00:09:03,186 --> 00:09:04,853
Let me just get this
out of your way.

197
00:09:13,296 --> 00:09:14,295
You need some help?

198
00:09:14,297 --> 00:09:16,865
No, I got it.

199
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Raj... Raj, wait.

200
00:09:25,475 --> 00:09:27,709
Please, Bernadette.

201
00:09:27,711 --> 00:09:30,712
Let me leave with my dignity.

202
00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:44,559
Hey, you guys want
to play a drinking game?

203
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Oh, well now, well now,
we'll never win.

204
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You always play
the drinking game.

205
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Not the drinking game,
a drinking game.

206
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To be fair, good at both.

207
00:09:55,105 --> 00:09:56,604
What's the game?

208
00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:57,972
All right, it's called
Never Have I Ever.

209
00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,174
The rules are simple.

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Someone says something
they've never done,

211
00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,544
but if you have done it,
you take a drink.

212
00:10:02,546 --> 00:10:03,711
I've never played that before.

213
00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,746
Hey, now, wait.

214
00:10:04,748 --> 00:10:05,747
Have we started?
Do I drink?

215
00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:08,283
What is happening?
Okay.

216
00:10:08,285 --> 00:10:09,984
Calm down.
I'll go first.

217
00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,486
All right, let's see.

218
00:10:11,488 --> 00:10:13,788
Never have I ever...

219
00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:16,157
She's trying
to think of something

220
00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:17,158
she's never done before.

221
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,726
This could take a while.

222
00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:20,929
Very funny.

223
00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,964
Okay, never have I ever...

224
00:10:23,934 --> 00:10:25,300
Yeah, you know what?

225
00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:26,501
Let's just circle back.

226
00:10:26,503 --> 00:10:28,236
Okay, I'll go.

227
00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:30,538
Never have I ever been arrested.

228
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,973
So I drink.

229
00:10:31,975 --> 00:10:33,808
No, it's only
if you've done it.

230
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:36,711
Got it.

231
00:10:38,748 --> 00:10:40,448
I can't believe
you've been arrested.

232
00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:43,484
I can't believe Penny hasn't.

233
00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,855
Sheldon, what did you do?

234
00:10:46,857 --> 00:10:48,389
Well, I'm not proud of it,

235
00:10:48,391 --> 00:10:50,892
but... I jaywalked.

236
00:10:50,894 --> 00:10:52,827
Oh, no, it's like
a horror movie.

237
00:10:52,829 --> 00:10:55,897
We're trapped in a cabin
with a maniac.

238
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,766
I'm surprised
you would do that.

239
00:10:58,768 --> 00:11:00,401
No, I crossed
in the middle of the street.

240
00:11:00,403 --> 00:11:01,769
And normally, I wouldn't,

241
00:11:01,771 --> 00:11:04,739
but I saw an aggressive-looking
Girl Scout,

242
00:11:04,741 --> 00:11:07,609
and it was the heart
of cookie season.

243
00:11:07,611 --> 00:11:10,044
Anyway, there was
a police officer,

244
00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:11,913
and he witnessed
the whole thing.

245
00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:13,615
What... he arrested you for that?

246
00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:14,983
No, he didn't do anything.

247
00:11:14,985 --> 00:11:16,351
So I said,
"You just saw me jaywalk.

248
00:11:16,353 --> 00:11:17,518
Why aren't you
doing your job?"

249
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,720
You know?

250
00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:22,457
"M-Maybe I should arrest you

251
00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:24,993
for-for impersonating
a police officer."

252
00:11:25,595 --> 00:11:27,428
And then you got arrested.

253
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,930
Oh, and how.

254
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:34,602
I feel like I just made
a horrible mistake.

255
00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:35,937
Yeah.

256
00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:37,105
But on the other hand,

257
00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:38,573
I didn't kick him
out of our lives.

258
00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:41,276
I just asked him
to back off a little.

259
00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:42,777
Yeah.

260
00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:45,380
What? Are you gonna cry?

261
00:11:45,382 --> 00:11:47,649
Yeah!

262
00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:51,953
Is it baby hormones
or actually sad?

263
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:55,423
I can't tell anymore!

264
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,293
I'll go get him.

265
00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:01,863
And bring back the bear!

266
00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:06,267
This game's dangerous.

267
00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,602
I could get you in trouble.

268
00:12:07,604 --> 00:12:08,469
How?

269
00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:09,938
Well, never have I ever

270
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:13,041
used Sheldon's toothbrush
to clean the sink.

271
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,182
Fine, is that
how you want to play this?

272
00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:23,484
All right,
never have I ever come up

273
00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:26,120
with a nickname
for my own genitals.

274
00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:30,692
Never should've told you
about Alvin and the Chipmunks.

275
00:12:31,661 --> 00:12:33,461
Okay.

276
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,595
My turn.

277
00:12:34,597 --> 00:12:36,597
Um...

278
00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:38,900
Never have I ever

279
00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:42,370
completely rocked
my girlfriend's world in bed.

280
00:12:42,372 --> 00:12:44,672
Amy...

281
00:12:44,674 --> 00:12:46,474
You know the rules.

282
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,576
Drink.

283
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,346
Yeah, go ahead.

284
00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:55,783
That's right.

285
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,119
All right, my turn.

286
00:12:58,121 --> 00:12:59,120
Mm...

287
00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:00,755
Oh, I know.

288
00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:04,492
Never have I ever
kept a secret bank account,

289
00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,795
because I think
my wife can't handle money.

290
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,667
Did I win?

291
00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:15,169
I feel like I won.

292
00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:16,704
I can't believe this.

293
00:13:16,706 --> 00:13:19,440
You realize I make
more money than you?

294
00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,142
I don't, I know,
but this isn't a big deal.

295
00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:23,444
It's just a little savings
I put aside.

296
00:13:23,446 --> 00:13:24,512
We're married.

297
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:25,847
We're supposed
to share everything.

298
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:28,883
What... you mean, like,
your massive credit card debt?

299
00:13:34,691 --> 00:13:35,690
I'm calling it.

300
00:13:35,692 --> 00:13:37,392
I won.

301
00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:41,929
I appreciate the apology,

302
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,731
but it's really not necessary.

303
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:45,266
I overstepped my bounds.

304
00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,701
No, Raj, you've been great.

305
00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:48,970
I just, I need to start
doing my part around here.

306
00:13:48,972 --> 00:13:50,438
I hear that.

307
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,175
Well, if that's the case,

308
00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:55,877
is there anything
I can do to help?

309
00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:57,512
Well, not right now.

310
00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:59,247
But we could try out
that microphone you got us,

311
00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:00,915
and listen to
the baby's heartbeat.

312
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,183
Really?

313
00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:04,018
It's okay if I listen with you?

314
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,286
Of course.

315
00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:09,290
Can I squirt the ultrasound
jelly on your stomach?

316
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:11,492
Hey, look at that.

317
00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:14,062
It's weird again.

318
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,367
Okay, you have

319
00:14:19,369 --> 00:14:20,468
every right to be mad.

320
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:21,569
And what you said is true.

321
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:22,670
You do make more money than me.

322
00:14:22,672 --> 00:14:24,105
So I had no right
to do what I did.

323
00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,907
And I'm so sorry.

324
00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:27,508
I hope you can forgive me.

325
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,710
How long have you had
this secret account?

326
00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:32,146
A couple years,
but I just put a few bucks aside

327
00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:34,348
every month for emergencies.

328
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,817
Well, how much you got in there?

329
00:14:35,819 --> 00:14:38,219
$6,427.

330
00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:42,290
$47 once my nana's
birthday check gets here.

331
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,058
My God, Leonard,
do you know

332
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,593
what I could do
with that kind of money?

333
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:48,296
No, I do,
and that's why I hid it.

334
00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:51,866
What good is it
if you don't use it?

335
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:54,469
Uh, uh, you have shoes
you love, but never wear.

336
00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:56,037
I have money I love,

337
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,105
but never spend.

338
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:58,940
We're kind of
a cute couple that way.

339
00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:00,041
Again,

340
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:01,075
I'm sorry.

341
00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,610
I shouldn't have
kept it a secret.

342
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:05,913
Well, I have a secret
I've been keeping from you, too.

343
00:15:05,915 --> 00:15:07,515
Is it a secret bank account?

344
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,784
Because that would be awesome.

345
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,786
I hate my job.

346
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,187
Really?

347
00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:14,222
Why?

348
00:15:14,224 --> 00:15:15,523
Because I don't feel good

349
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,125
flirting with doctors for sales.

350
00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:18,192
I mean, I know
I make a lot of money.

351
00:15:18,194 --> 00:15:20,294
But I haven't been happy
for a while.

352
00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:22,263
Why didn't you tell me?

353
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:23,798
Because I know
how important it is to you

354
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,366
that I'm having some success.

355
00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:26,734
That's not true.

356
00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:28,136
Okay, really?
So you'd be fine if I went

357
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:30,171
back to acting
and waiting tables again?

358
00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:32,039
If that's what you
want to do, yes.

359
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:33,841
Well, it's not
what I want to do.

360
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,244
Oh, yes.

361
00:15:36,246 --> 00:15:37,612
Doesn't matter what I want.

362
00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:39,547
Look, this job is
gonna get me out of debt.

363
00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:42,016
So I'm gonna do the grown-up
thing and see it through.

364
00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:45,386
Well, that is
the grown-up thing.

365
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:46,854
I guess.

366
00:15:46,856 --> 00:15:49,190
I love you.

367
00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:51,792
I love you, too.

368
00:15:51,794 --> 00:15:53,895
You know,

369
00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,797
never have I ever made love

370
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:59,834
in the forest
while it was raining.

371
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,470
Well, guess I gotta drink.

372
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:10,311
All right, here we go.

373
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:16,150
I'm not hearing anything.

374
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,752
Well, give me a second.

375
00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:20,121
Are you sure you can do this?

376
00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:21,556
Hey, who found
four dollars and change

377
00:16:21,558 --> 00:16:24,859
on the beach
with his metal detector?

378
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:28,029
I buried it there,
so we could go home.

379
00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:35,436
Wait, that's it.

380
00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:36,904
Wow.

381
00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:41,842
Isn't that the best?

382
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,712
You guys made a person.

383
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,386
We did.

384
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:55,389
And I like to think
I helped.

385
00:16:58,928 --> 00:17:01,095
You didn't.

386
00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:12,415
Oh, let me see.

387
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:15,185
Oh, um, never have I ever

388
00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:18,688
drunk milk past
its expiration date.

389
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,594
Never have I ever

390
00:17:24,596 --> 00:17:27,697
cancelled
a dentist appointment.

391
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,336
Oh, uh, never have I ever

392
00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:36,506
put my foot in the ocean.

393
00:17:40,612 --> 00:17:42,445
Never have I ever

394
00:17:42,447 --> 00:17:46,116
honked if I liked anything.

395
00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:50,854
Oh!

396
00:17:50,856 --> 00:17:53,690
Uh... never have I ever

397
00:17:53,692 --> 00:17:57,760
thrown, caught or touched
a Frisbee.

398
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:06,736
Never have I ever

399
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:09,105
put salt on my food

400
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:11,074
without trying it first.

401
00:18:11,076 --> 00:18:13,276
Yeah...

402
00:18:14,479 --> 00:18:16,212
Oh!

403
00:18:16,214 --> 00:18:18,381
Never have I ever

404
00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:21,417
pushed all the buttons
in an elevator.

405
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:29,792
Well, we all have a past.

406
00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:38,627
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