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I have a question
about Batman.

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Batman is a man
who dresses up like a bat.

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Man-bat is a part man,
part bat hybrid.

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Now,

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if Man-Bat dressed up as a man
to fight crime,

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would he be Man-Batman?

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No, he'd be Bat-Man-Bat.

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But wouldn't Man-Batman
just be a Batman

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that was bitten by
a radioactive man?

10
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But Batman is a man.

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You're talking about a man who
would have the powers of a man.

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That's just Man-Man.

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Well, isn't Man-Man just Man?

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But what if Man-Man
dressed as a bat?

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Well, that's just Batman.

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No, if a man dresses as a bat,

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that's Batman,
but if Man-Man dresses as a bat,

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that's Batman-Man.

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So does that answer
your question?

20
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Oh, I haven't asked it yet.

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Oh, that's Claire.
Got to run.

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I thought you were back
with Emily.

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Uh, actually I'm...
seeing both of them.

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You mean like through their
window from behind a bush?

25
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No, I'm actually dating
two women.

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Later.

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Really?

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The guy who for years
couldn't even talk to women

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is suddenly going out
with two of them?

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- How is that possible?
- I know.

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Scientists have tried
to reproduce it

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with computational models,

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but, in each case,
the world blows up.

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Seriously, that guy's
dating two women?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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What, why did you get
a party sub?

37
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People are coming over;
it looked fun.

38
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Well, we're only watching
Game of Thrones.

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A party sub implies
it's a party.

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Your attendance implies
it's not.

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I like a party
as much as the next man,

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as long as the next man
doesn't like a party.

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Oh, by the way,
don't forget,

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tomorrow is our quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.

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Oh, Sheldon, we don't
need a meeting

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every three months.
Hmm?

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Well, it sounds like the kind of
thing one would bring up

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at a quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.

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Lucky for you it's tomorrow.

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Oh, you know what?

51
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I'm not going.

52
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Well, you have to go.

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It's Penny's first time leading
the Pledge of Allegiance.

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This meeting is a waste of time.

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Whether we make the switch

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from Post Raisin Bran
to Kellogg's Raisin Bran

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should not require
parliamentary procedure.

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You realize one of them
has sugar on the raisins.

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You're the only one
who eats them!

60
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And yet you get to weigh in.

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Democracy... it's pretty cool,
isn't it?

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I'm not going;
you can't make me.

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Well, we'll just see about that.

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What is the problem?

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He says he's not coming

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to the Roommate Agreement
meeting tomorrow.

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Well, why the hell did
I memorize the Pledge?

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You have fun.
I will not be attending.

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Oh, fine.
We don't have to have

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a Roommate Agreement meeting
if you don't want to.

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Thank you.
Of course, it will require a vote.

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Unfortunately, my official gavel
is in my bedroom,

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but luckily,
I have my travel gavel.

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You're being ridiculous.

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There's a motion on the floor,
"I'm ridiculous."

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Do we have a second?

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Hmm? Hmm?
There is no second.

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The motion is denied.

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Next time, make sure
you have the votes first.

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That was embarrassing.

81
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Can you please
talk to him?

82
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Well, why are you
fighting him on this?

83
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Because I am tired of him
always getting his way.

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We don't need a stupid meeting.

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We don't even need
a Roommate Agreement,

86
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and I hope that sandwich
does cause a party!

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Well, I will still
come to your meeting.

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Well, I should hope so.
Tomorrow's picture day.

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Why are you
taking his side?

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Because it's
important to him,

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and when we signed the Roommate
Agreement, we made a deal.

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Y-You keep talking like that,
you're gonna make color guard.

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Man, I'm worn out.
I know.

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Imagine if we were
actually moving.

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No, it's just, ever since I
started dating Claire and Emily

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at the same time,
it's exhausting.

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You're exhausted?

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Try folding every five pages
in a pregnancy book

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so your wife thinks you read it.

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But, dude, you're so lucky.

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Getting to stay home at night
with the woman you love.

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I guess I am lucky.

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You are, because
dating two women,

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I mean, I can't even remember

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the last time I slept
in my own apartment.

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I wake up and I'm like, "Am I at
Claire's or am I at Emily's?

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Is there a third girl
I've forgotten about?"

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Like...

109
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"Where am I?"

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Hey, Raj.

111
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Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?

112
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Good. A little tired.

113
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I feel you. I've been
dating multiple women.

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You sure you don't
want to come

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watch Game of
Thrones with us?

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You guys have fun.

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I'm just gonna snuggle up
in bed with a book.

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Oh, that sounds great...
a bed to yourself.

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Can't even remember
what that's like.

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Are you up-to-date
on Game of Thrones?

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Mm, I think so.

122
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Dragons, snow zombies,
and all the hot guys are dead.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Theon Greyjoy
looks pretty good

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for a guy who had his
genitals cut off.

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Uh-oh,
somebody's still pouting.

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Leave me alone.

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If it's because
you lost a stick,

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I know where it went.

130
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Not funny.

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You know you're gonna
make up with him.

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Can we just skip to that part?

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Oh, of course, because
I'm the only adult around here.

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Really? The only adult?

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- Yeah, that's right.
- You know, excuse me.

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Tonight I'll be watching
a show rated M.A.,

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and that stands for
"Mature Audiences," buster.

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All right, you would
think "the only adult"

139
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wouldn't let something silly
ruin our entire night.

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And I'd think you'd understand
why I'm annoyed.

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All this could be avoided if
you'd just come to the meeting.

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I don't want to.

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Oh, it's just a meeting.

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One simple meeting.
Stop saying "meeting"!

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I brought
my famous spinach dip.

146
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Yo, Amy, just one second.

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I'm not sure if I'm hoping
for a boy or a girl.

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I mean, if it's a boy,

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I'm gonna have to teach him
to play catch.

150
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Which means
I'm gonna have to Google

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"How to play catch."

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If it's a girl, I mean...

153
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they're so innocent and...
you know how guys are.

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Totally, guys are the worst.

155
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I mean, look at me.

156
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I let Emily make me a frittata

157
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and I kept the leftovers
in Claire's fridge that night.

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I'm such a dog.

159
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There you go again.

160
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I'm sorry, have I been
complaining about it too much?

161
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Actually, what you're doing is
pretending to complain,

162
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but really trying to brag.

163
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How could you say that?

164
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"Oh,
I wish could enjoy a cup of tea

165
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without a naked girl
bouncing up and down on me."

166
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I never said that.

167
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"Don't you hate it when you
can't remember whose bra it is

168
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you found wedged in your couch?"

169
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Okay, that I said.

170
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But that's a real problem!

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You give a girl
another woman's bra,

172
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and you will not be
having sex with her that night.

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Maybe the other girl,
but not her.

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What's going on with him?

175
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Oh, he's all
bent out of shape

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about having
a Roommate Agreement meeting.

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Apparently, perfect attendance
isn't cool anymore.

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Don't worry,
he'll come around.

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Well, I get why he's annoyed.

180
00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:04,109
Well, then you don't
understand what's happening.

181
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See...

182
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Leonard refused to participate

183
00:08:06,977 --> 00:08:09,341
in a mandatory quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.

184
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This is what a generation raised
on Bart Simpson looks like.

185
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You love The Simpsons.

186
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I love Lisa Simpson.

187
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Well, I know how he feels.

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I never enjoyed our
Relationship Agreement meetings.

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Wait.

190
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You were pretending?

191
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Sorry.

192
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No!

193
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I don't believe you.
I could tell.

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"Oh, Sheldon,

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"I never thought

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"re-filing a matter

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in a standing subcommittee
could be so fascinating."

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Hmm, what do you think?

199
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You don't know?

200
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Hey, did I say
something to upset you?

201
00:09:01,977 --> 00:09:03,408
No, I'm fine.

202
00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,241
Really? Because usually
we walk side by side,

203
00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:07,275
and I just went up
two flights of stairs

204
00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:10,241
staring at your bottom.

205
00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:12,375
Just drop it.

206
00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,642
Okay, I think I see
what's happening here.

207
00:09:14,644 --> 00:09:15,909
You're jealous of me.

208
00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:17,141
Oh, please.

209
00:09:17,143 --> 00:09:19,675
What could you possibly have
that I would be jealous of?

210
00:09:19,677 --> 00:09:23,408
It's not what I have, it's how
many people I'm having it with.

211
00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,076
Come on, Sheldon, we'll watch
Game of Thrones over here.

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- Gladly.
- Oh, good, go.

213
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You know, it'll be nice

214
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to watch an episode
without someone saying,

215
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"I read the books.

216
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Don't get too fond
of this character."

217
00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:37,775
It's not always
because they die.

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In one case, it's because
they've become involved

219
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with underground tree people
from the dawn of time.

220
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Yeah, but I won't
say who it is.

221
00:09:43,343 --> 00:09:44,475
It's Bran!

222
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,842
Wait, what is going on?

223
00:09:47,844 --> 00:09:49,842
Leonard's being a jerk,
so we're gonna watch over here,

224
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Do you guys want
to watch with us?

225
00:09:51,377 --> 00:09:52,975
As long as I don't
have to watch with him.

226
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Fine, I don't want to
watch with you either.

227
00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:55,575
I'll go over here.

228
00:09:55,577 --> 00:09:56,842
Why do you get to pick?

229
00:09:56,844 --> 00:09:57,975
Okay, then you go there!

230
00:09:57,977 --> 00:10:00,341
Don't tell me where to go!

231
00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:01,809
Howard, just come in here.

232
00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:03,575
Yeah, come on, Raj.

233
00:10:03,577 --> 00:10:05,742
Wait, did Amy make
her spinach dip?

234
00:10:05,744 --> 00:10:06,742
She did.

235
00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:08,809
And I'm gonna eat it all!

236
00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,941
So what the hell happened?

237
00:10:20,943 --> 00:10:23,241
Oh, I just ran out of patience
with Sheldon's nonsense.

238
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,941
Tell me about it.
I've had it with Raj, too.

239
00:10:25,943 --> 00:10:29,074
You know, like women, men have
a monthly hormone cycle.

240
00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:31,207
Dips in testosterone
can cause irritability.

241
00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:32,708
Interesting.

242
00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:37,474
Maybe my male cycle synced up
with Raj's actual period.

243
00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:42,608
If Sheldon's testosterone
dipped, he'd become a butterfly.

244
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,641
Oh.

245
00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:48,508
Maybe someone's here
to apologize.

246
00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:51,042
Hey, Leonard.

247
00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,042
Stuart.

248
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,107
Uh...

249
00:10:57,843 --> 00:11:00,608
Is this not a dress-up party?

250
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:02,374
No.

251
00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:07,341
Was it ever a dress-up party?

252
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,741
No.

253
00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:12,975
Howard, didn't you tell me
it was a dress-up party?

254
00:11:12,977 --> 00:11:15,508
Yeah.

255
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:29,008
I was told this is where to go
if I'm mad at Howard.

256
00:11:30,877 --> 00:11:34,574
May I take your cloak?

257
00:11:34,576 --> 00:11:36,207
Thanks.

258
00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:40,041
This thing kept getting caught
in the chain of my bike.

259
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:42,374
Well, I'll catch you up.

260
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,374
Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard,
Leonard's angry at me and Penny,

261
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:47,041
I'm angry at Leonard and Amy,

262
00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:48,608
Raj is angry at Howard,

263
00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:50,808
and I'm angry
at George R.R. Martin

264
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,608
'cause there are no new books
for me to spoil for Leonard.

265
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:57,374
So what happened
with you and Howard?

266
00:11:57,376 --> 00:11:58,875
Says I was talking too much

267
00:11:58,877 --> 00:12:00,207
about dating Claire and Emily,

268
00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:02,641
and I accused him
of being jealous.

269
00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:04,107
I'm jealous.

270
00:12:04,109 --> 00:12:05,708
Closest I've come
to dating two women

271
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:08,307
was that time I dated one woman.

272
00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:14,408
I don't know how
you put up with it.

273
00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:16,408
He's impossible.
I mean, holding a meeting

274
00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:19,241
to decide what
breakfast cereal we should buy.

275
00:12:19,243 --> 00:12:22,941
Yeah. Cap'n Crunch
with Crunch Berries, move on.

276
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,841
Anyway, Amy, thank you
for sticking up for me.

277
00:12:26,843 --> 00:12:30,207
Oh, I honestly
couldn't care less.

278
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,941
Sorry?

279
00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:34,241
Well, I just took your side
'cause sometimes I get annoyed

280
00:12:34,243 --> 00:12:35,808
at how close Sheldon
and Penny are.

281
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:38,808
Well, they argue all the time.

282
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,041
They aren't that close.

283
00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:42,207
Who's always comforting
him when he's upset?

284
00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,374
Penny, but...
Who's the only one

285
00:12:44,376 --> 00:12:46,141
who can make him take his
medicine when he's sick?

286
00:12:46,143 --> 00:12:48,107
I try to hide it
in his peanut butter,

287
00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,974
but he spits it out.

288
00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:52,775
Okay.

289
00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:54,675
And did you know she
has him add things

290
00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:56,908
to the Roommate Agreement
so she can get her way

291
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,908
and not fight
with you about it?

292
00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:01,174
Son of a bitch.

293
00:13:05,143 --> 00:13:08,174
Why is that funny?

294
00:13:08,176 --> 00:13:10,207
I don't know.
I like the pain of others.

295
00:13:11,976 --> 00:13:14,574
Oh, well,
then you'll enjoy this.

296
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,508
Bernadette does the same thing
with you and Koothrappali.

297
00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:18,474
No, she doesn't.

298
00:13:18,476 --> 00:13:20,374
She defends him all the time.

299
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,675
She does not.

300
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,974
Who told you
to stop making

301
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,107
all those Gandhi
jokes about him?

302
00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:27,775
Well, she did.

303
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:30,341
And human resources.

304
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,141
Who do you think
told Koothrappali

305
00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,007
to go to human resources?

306
00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:39,808
Son of a bitch.

307
00:13:41,677 --> 00:13:44,541
You're right, it feels good.

308
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,708
All right,
it's almost game time.

309
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,675
Get it?

310
00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:53,474
Game of Thrones, game time?

311
00:13:55,309 --> 00:13:57,541
Two women, huh?

312
00:14:01,076 --> 00:14:03,007
Oh, perhaps it's Amy
coming to her senses.

313
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,408
What's up?
You know,

314
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,441
you don't need to use Sheldon
to get your way with me

315
00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:09,675
in a dumb
Roommate Agreement.

316
00:14:09,677 --> 00:14:10,608
Where'd you get that from?

317
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,541
From Amy.

318
00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:14,107
Ugh. Amy, why did you
tell him that?

319
00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:17,274
Because you were defending
Sheldon like you always do.

320
00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:18,608
I don't always
defend Sheldon.

321
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,608
Oh, yes, you do.
You know you have a weird

322
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,608
brother-sister-Elliott-E.T.
relationship with him.

323
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,541
What about your weird
relationship with him?

324
00:14:26,543 --> 00:14:27,574
That's different.

325
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,041
I'm like the little girl
in Poltergeist

326
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,074
and he's the creepy thing
in the TV.

327
00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:33,708
Um, guys?

328
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:36,007
Were there any nuts
in that food?

329
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,007
I don't think so. Why?
Well...

330
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:40,808
just a feeling.

331
00:14:50,343 --> 00:14:52,241
It just said
"Italian sub."

332
00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:55,307
I had no idea mortadella
has pistachios in it.

333
00:14:55,309 --> 00:14:57,574
Interesting fact:

334
00:14:57,576 --> 00:15:02,041
In Italian, the "morta"
in "mortadella" means death.

335
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:05,541
Sheldon.

336
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:09,307
I didn't say "fun" fact.
I'm not a monster.

337
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,274
He's gonna be okay.

338
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:14,940
Now it's a fun fact.

339
00:15:14,942 --> 00:15:18,374
Boy, stuff like this really
puts things in perspective.

340
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,074
Why are you
dressed like that?

341
00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:22,974
Oh, uh, Howard thought
it'd be funny

342
00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:25,007
to tell me
it was a costume party.

343
00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:26,541
That wasn't nice.

344
00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:30,374
No, but he almost died,
so we're cool.

345
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:34,940
You know, if you think about it,
tonight was kind of like

346
00:15:34,942 --> 00:15:37,041
a real-life
Game of Thrones.

347
00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:38,041
How?

348
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:40,374
Well, Howard eating
that pistachio

349
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,541
was like when King
Joffrey got poisoned.

350
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,974
Okay, well, that was murder,
this was an accident.

351
00:15:44,976 --> 00:15:45,940
Okay.

352
00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:48,274
But you using Sheldon

353
00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:51,307
to do your dirty work
is like when Cersei

354
00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:53,041
used the King's Guard
to do her bidding.

355
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:56,341
Cersei uses her body
to manipulate men.

356
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:59,107
Penny just takes me
to The LEGO Store.

357
00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:02,541
Okay. Oh, how about this?

358
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:05,374
Stuart's dressed like a
brother of the Night's Watch,

359
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,207
and they don't have sex.

360
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:08,207
There you go.
That's true.

361
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,441
Fair enough.

362
00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:11,835
Hey.

363
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,039
Hey.
You all right?

364
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,572
I'm fine.

365
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,104
Just a little embarrassed I had
to be carried down the stairs

366
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,171
like a baby.

367
00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,705
Thanks.

368
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,338
Let's get out of here.

369
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,871
That was scary.

370
00:16:24,873 --> 00:16:26,271
Well, the
important thing is

371
00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:28,305
I said that big sandwich
would ruin everything,

372
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:30,138
and I was right.

373
00:16:32,973 --> 00:16:36,071
Hey, Jon Snow!

374
00:16:36,073 --> 00:16:39,305
How come your horse
has a basket on it?

375
00:16:41,073 --> 00:16:44,538
How come your head
has your face on it?

376
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:49,205
They don't wear bicycle helmets
in Game of Thrones.

377
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,271
You're thematically inaccurate,

378
00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:54,971
but I applaud
your commitment to safety.

379
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,004
Don't you guys have anything
better to do?

380
00:16:58,006 --> 00:17:00,371
Better than watching
a guy in a fur cloak

381
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:03,737
ride a girl's
bike? Nope.

382
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:07,438
That's it, you just lost
bathroom privileges

383
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,038
at the comic book store.

384
00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:17,071
Horse has
a basket on it. Stupid...

385
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:31,991
Leonard.

386
00:17:31,993 --> 00:17:35,124
- Leonard.
- Leonard.

387
00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:36,924
What?

388
00:17:36,926 --> 00:17:39,857
I never got to ask
my question about Batman.

389
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,757
What is it?

390
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:47,291
If Batman were bitten
by a radioactive Man-Bat,

391
00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:50,991
and then fought crime
disguised as Man-Bat,

392
00:17:50,993 --> 00:17:54,124
would he be
Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man

393
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:57,790
or simply
Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Batman?

394
00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:04,458
Is he still wearing the Batman
suit under the Man-Bat suit?

395
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,423
I'll be back.

396
00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:16,838
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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