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That stinks. How long are you
out of the apartment?

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About five weeks.

3
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Ugh! Did you lose
anything valuable?

4
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Well, the pipe was
over my closet,

5
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so all my
clothes are gone.

6
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Oh, so nothing. Great.

7
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Do they know why
the pipe burst?

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They didn't say.

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Buildings
that have a combination

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of copper and galvanized steel

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are susceptible to
pinholes and corrosion

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caused by the mobility
of ions in the water.

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Can't have your head shoved
in a toilet as much as I did

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and not pick up a few things
about plumbing.

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Well, if you need a place to
crash, you can stay with us.

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- Really?
- Of course.

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You can stay in Leonard's room,
and we'll stay at my place.

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You're sure
that's not an inconvenience?

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No, not at all.

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And we live with Sheldon,

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so the word "inconvenience"
has really lost all meaning.

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So, technically, I'd be
moving in with my boyfriend?

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I guess so.

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I'd finally get to live
alone with my husband.

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Oh, my, this is
a big step.

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Mm-hmm.

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For two of us, it's in
the right direction.

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Why are you all smiling
like crazy people?

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Cohabitation
with my girlfriend?

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That's a great deal
to process.

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Mm.

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It's only for five weeks.

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Yeah, and we'll be
right across the hall.

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What do you think?

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I don't know.

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What if living together
kills the romance?

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Okay, you guys had sex
one whole time.

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Nothing can put out
a fire like that.

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Yeah, but what happens

41
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when we each get a peek
behind the curtain?

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I mean, she's never even
seen me unshaven.

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You just shaved yesterday.

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You're good for three months.

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Sheldon, I understand
your apprehension,

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but let me appeal
to the scientist in you.

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Given the five-week end date,

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isn't it the perfect opportunity
to consider this an experiment

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and collect data
on our compatibility?

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Don't try luring me in
with sexy talk.

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Okay.

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The Original Series.

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The Enterprise was
on a five-year mission

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to explore new worlds.

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Think of this
as your

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personal five-week mission
to do the same.

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If you want to lure me in with
sexy talk, that's how you do it.

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Don't be proud of that.

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So, is that a yes?

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Not yet. I...

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How will I learn if
I'm comfortable living with Amy

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or just comfortable because
I'm in my own apartment?

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Now, if this experiment
is going to be valid,

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I suggest a neutral environment.

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Well, where would you go?

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Well, ideally, an enclosed,

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self-sustaining biodome
in New Mexico.

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Where we would eat crops
fertilized with our own waste.

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And you were worried
about the romance.

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Wait.

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Why don't you guys stay across
the hall, and we will live here?

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Interesting.

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If my official residence
were across the hall,

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I wonder if I'd need to knock
every time I came over here.

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That's a good question.

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Maybe just don't come over.

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Historically, I don't
do well with change.

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Okay, it won't
be that bad.

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We wouldn't even sit in
your spot while you're gone.

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You're darn right, you wouldn't.

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No matter where I am,
this will always be my spot.

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Like an embassy

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in a foreign country,

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this seat is the sovereign
soil of my bottom.

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Just nod and smile.
He's almost gone.

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Sheldon, what do you think?

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Very well. I'm on board.

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- Seriously?
- Yes.

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I accept this
five-week mission

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to share a living space
with my girlfriend.

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Oh. This is so exciting.

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00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,581
Well, now, don't be surprised
if, like Star Trek,

93
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it's canceled in three.

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I have to say, I am happy
with your ob-gyn.

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Cool. 'Cause she says
you're doing a great job as

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"weird friend who doesn't have
to be at every appointment."

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I'm the son of a gynecologist.
I could be helpful.

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It would help

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if you stopped telling me
I have a textbook cervix.

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The polite response is,
"Thank you for noticing."

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Let me see the sonogram again.

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Oh, yeah, that's a good-looking
baby for a little gray blob.

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Yeah, we could
name him Blobert.

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What if it's a girl?

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Bloberta.

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Or Blobbi with an "I."

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Are we being silly
not finding out the sex?

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Yeah, I was just
thinking the same thing.

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If you want,
you can find out right now.

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- Mm.
- Hmm.

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The doctor's gone for the
day, so it doesn't matter.

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Well, somebody else knows

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because they saw it
in the folder.

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You looked in
our folder?

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It was an accident.

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The doctor left
the folder out on her desk.

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It's not my fault
I opened it and looked.

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So you know the sex
of our baby, and we don't?

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Flip a coin.
You got a fifty-fifty shot.

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It's unbelievable.

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- God, Raj.
- What?

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This is not a problem, okay?

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If you don't want to know,
I don't have to tell you.

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We don't want you to know!

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Okay, well, that's a problem.

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You know, I'm very proud of you
for trying to live with Amy.

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- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm.

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Of course, the ideal way
to conduct this experiment

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would be with four pairs of
identical Sheldons and Amys.

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One pair that was neither
dating nor living together.

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One pair that was dating
but not living together.

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One pair that was living
together but not dating.

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And then, of
course, one pair

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that was living
together and dating.

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Although, with
that many Sheldons,

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it'd be such a party,
we'd never get anything done.

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That was a cute story.

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So, um...

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What did you want to ask me?

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Well, you've lived with your
significant other for some time.

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I would like this
experiment to go well.

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Are there any insights
you can share?

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Mm. Well, the biggie is,
if she has an insane roommate,

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kick him out
as soon as possible.

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You know, Leonard
and I were very happy

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before you came along.

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You've been roommates
with Sheldon forever.

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Do you have any advice?

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I'm trying to think of an answer

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that won't stop you
from doing this.

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I know it sounds
like a cliché,

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but compromise is key.

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Never leave a belt
on the floor.

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At night, they
look like snakes.

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Do little things, like bring her
a cup of coffee in bed.

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Keep M&M'S in your pocket

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in case you have to
wait in a long line.

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You're gonna be seeing
each other a lot,

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so respect each other's
personal space.

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He startles easily, so,
please, no flash photography.

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How many pairs of underwear
did you pack for the move?

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I don't know. I didn't count.

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You truly are the Goofus
to my Gallant.

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That's me. Listen,

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you and I are gonna
be sharing a bed.

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You know, this is uncharted
territory for both of us.

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How are you feeling about that?

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Oh, excited, concerned,

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a little scared.

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All the same emotions

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I feel
in line at Space Mountain.

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Well, if you're nervous
about the sleeping arrangements,

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maybe we should talk about it.

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Okay.

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Talk.

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Well, I imagine
one of your concerns

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might be coital
expectations.

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Wow, no foreplay or anything,
just right to it.

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Look, I know
this experiment

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is a big step outside
of your comfort zone.

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So why don't we take being
physical off the table

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and maybe later on,

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once we're more settled in,
we can revisit it.

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You're really okay with that?

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I've never lived
with someone, either.

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This is a lot for me, too.

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This is such a relief.

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Honestly, if it didn't
get you all worked up,

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I'd kiss you right now.

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Good call.

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Seeing your
Teen Titans underwear

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really got my
motor running.

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I know. They probably shouldn't
sell those to children.

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Well, here's your key.

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Thank you.

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Enjoy having the place
to yourselves.

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You enjoy your mission to boldly
go where no man has gone before.

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It's Penny's bedroom.

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Plenty of men have gone before.

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Now, now, there's no need
to make this emotional.

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Shall we?

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I guess this is it.

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You guys have fun.

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00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,541
You, too.

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00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,481
Oh, don't forget.

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00:09:06,548 --> 00:09:08,986
Tuesday the air filters
need to be changed.

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00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,723
Yeah, you wrote it on my hand.

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00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:11,892
Oh.

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00:09:13,462 --> 00:09:14,765
Oh, and every other day,

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00:09:14,832 --> 00:09:17,202
check the water level
on the avocado pit.

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I'm on it.

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00:09:18,506 --> 00:09:21,444
15 years from now, we'll
make guacamole together.

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Leonard, please, let me go.

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Come on, Sheldon.

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Oh. Bye.

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- Good night.
- Good night.

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00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,315
Well, that's it.

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For the next five weeks, we are
officially living together.

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I guess the experiment begins.

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We did it!

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Yeah!

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Which side of the bed
would you prefer?

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00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:01,947
Doesn't matter to me.
Your choice.

224
00:10:02,014 --> 00:10:04,953
No, no, we're living together
now... everything's equal.

225
00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,390
You know? I know that I have
a tendency to be controlling,

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00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,861
so I would rather
you choose.

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00:10:08,928 --> 00:10:10,474
Well, Sheldon,
I really appreciate that,

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00:10:10,498 --> 00:10:12,835
but these things mean more
to you than they do to me,

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so whatever you want.

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00:10:14,205 --> 00:10:15,651
Well, clearly,
it's not whatever I want,

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00:10:15,675 --> 00:10:18,179
because what I want is for you
to make this decision,

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00:10:18,247 --> 00:10:19,916
and you refuse to do that.

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00:10:19,984 --> 00:10:21,318
Well, I'm not refusing.

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00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:23,156
I'm just trying
to be considerate.

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00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,059
Like when you
let me get those shoes

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with the wheels on the bottom,

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00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:28,209
and then watched me roll
right into traffic?

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00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,562
Sheldon, will you please
just pick a side?

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00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:30,656
Fine.

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00:10:37,185 --> 00:10:39,488
Okay. Now, on this side,

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00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:43,396
I am closer to the exit
in case of emergency.

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00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:45,567
Great. That's your side.

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00:10:45,635 --> 00:10:49,742
No, but I'm also closer to
the entrance in case of attack.

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00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,380
Okay, I'll take that side.

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00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:54,128
Ah, then again, what are
the odds of someone attacking me?

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Rising rapidly.

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00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:02,200
Now, this side offers me
proximity to the bathroom,

248
00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:04,304
but I am closer to the window

249
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,943
where perverts
can watch me sleep.

250
00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:08,914
Okay.

251
00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:11,585
What if we do this?

252
00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:15,093
I suppose that works.

253
00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,262
Great.

254
00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,505
Although now I'm kind of worried

255
00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:23,442
someone's hiding
behind those drapes.

256
00:11:27,218 --> 00:11:28,987
This is ridiculous.

257
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,294
The doctor knows what the baby
is, the ultrasound tech knows,

258
00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:33,764
Raj knows,

259
00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:37,470
his Grey's Anatomy online
fan group probably knows.

260
00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:40,410
Is it weird we don't?

261
00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:41,780
I don't know.

262
00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:44,484
Maybe the surprise
will make it more fun.

263
00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:46,155
Like magic tricks.

264
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:47,959
Remember how disappointed
you were

265
00:11:48,026 --> 00:11:50,596
when I explained
the never-ending hanky?

266
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,835
I was disappointed to see
the man I was engaged to

267
00:11:52,903 --> 00:11:55,975
pulling rainbow scarves
out of his fly.

268
00:11:57,478 --> 00:12:00,684
But how delightful
was it when I pulled out

269
00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:03,255
a bouquet
at the end of those scarves?

270
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,593
It'll be the same thing

271
00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:09,468
when the doctor pulls
a beautiful surprise out of you.

272
00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:13,944
Everyone said I could do better.

273
00:12:14,012 --> 00:12:17,117
But you didn't listen,
and presto change-o,

274
00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:19,488
my baby's inside you. Ta-da!

275
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,478
Ugh. What is that?

276
00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:41,900
Why'd you switch sides?

277
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,071
Be grateful
I'm still in the room.

278
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,320
Comfy?

279
00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:54,291
Oh, I'm just happy
I don't know

280
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,763
what this memory
foam remembers.

281
00:12:56,831 --> 00:12:58,199
Sheldon?

282
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,737
I know we took coitus
off the table,

283
00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:04,010
but I was wondering how you feel
about other forms of intimacy,

284
00:13:04,078 --> 00:13:05,346
such as snuggling.

285
00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:07,083
Well, it's funny
you should ask,

286
00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,588
because I was wondering
how you'd feel

287
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:13,395
about separating the two
of us with a pillow wall.

288
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:18,105
Sheldon, I've made more than
enough accommodations for you.

289
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,209
We're both grown adults...

290
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,799
we've been far more
intimate than this.

291
00:13:21,847 --> 00:13:23,582
If you don't want
to snuggle, fine...

292
00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:25,353
but we're not building
a pillow wall.

293
00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:26,622
Okay, well, I am sorry.

294
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,760
I'm just worried that my
sensitivity to temperature

295
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:30,831
could make this
a rough night.

296
00:13:30,899 --> 00:13:33,035
And no offense, but your
bottom radiates enough heat,

297
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,406
I'm surprised there aren't
iguanas lying on it.

298
00:13:39,983 --> 00:13:42,120
That's it. It's
Sheldon's bedtime.

299
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,657
He is in for the night.

300
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:47,197
Wow. I cannot believe we are
alone in our own apartment.

301
00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:48,532
It's weird.

302
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,762
This must be how parents feel

303
00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:53,042
when their kid goes off
to college.

304
00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:57,150
Unless they feel sad...
then it's different.

305
00:13:57,218 --> 00:13:58,352
So, what do you want to do?

306
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:02,093
I know exactly what
we are gonna do.

307
00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:03,295
Really? You're a genius,

308
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:05,801
and that's the first thing
you come up with?

309
00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:08,640
Hey, Sheldon's
not here,

310
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,711
so we are going
to put on music

311
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:12,982
and dance in
our underwear.

312
00:14:14,252 --> 00:14:17,090
Ugh. Can we just have sex?

313
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:19,762
Oh, don't worry.

314
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,768
Once you see my sweet moves,
sex is inevitable.

315
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,142
Inevitable, you say?

316
00:14:44,913 --> 00:14:47,116
I'll just let my hips
do the talkin'.

317
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,599
Screw it. I'm calling
and finding out.

318
00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,003
Good. Call him.

319
00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:02,801
Wait, I'm not sure
I want to know.

320
00:15:02,849 --> 00:15:04,417
But you just said
you wanted to know.

321
00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:06,723
Well, now I don't know
if I want to know!

322
00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:08,960
Hello?

323
00:15:09,028 --> 00:15:10,429
Call you back.

324
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,535
No, Dr. Feynman.

325
00:15:13,603 --> 00:15:16,743
If I solve it for you,
you'll never learn.

326
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,902
Wow! Where did you
learn these moves?

327
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,440
The world may have forgotten
about Dance Dance Revolution,

328
00:15:32,508 --> 00:15:33,977
but not this smooth criminal.

329
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:40,256
Okay, you're positive
you want to know?

330
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:42,593
- Yes.
- Okay. Here we go.

331
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,230
It's ringing.

332
00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:49,207
Hello?

333
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,913
- Wait.
- Wrong number.

334
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,395
I told you
not to do the worm.

335
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:36,134
You were right.

336
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:41,746
Hello.

337
00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:44,852
I changed my mind!
Hang up! Hang up!

338
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,705
Oh.

339
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,253
Oh.

340
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,131
Oh, gee... oh!

341
00:17:12,608 --> 00:17:14,410
What are you doing down there?

342
00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:15,479
Hang on.

343
00:17:15,547 --> 00:17:16,615
Who are you calling?

344
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,772
I'm so sore.
I don't think

345
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,910
I slept two minutes last night.

346
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,692
Yeah, get it, girl.

347
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,599
It's not what you think.

348
00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:47,637
I feel like
I pulled something.

349
00:17:47,705 --> 00:17:49,808
Why didn't you tell me to stop?

350
00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:53,448
Even more not
what you think.

351
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,221
I don't know
if I can make it

352
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:58,058
through five weeks
living with him.

353
00:17:58,126 --> 00:18:00,343
If you ever need a break,
the owner of the train store

354
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,025
will let you leave him there
while you get a coffee.

355
00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:03,511
Yeah.

356
00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:05,874
Good morning.

357
00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:08,044
See? I didn't knock,
but it's fine.

358
00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:11,017
I didn't knock, but it's fine.
I didn't knock, but it's fine.

359
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:13,689
So, how is everyone?

360
00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:15,960
Miserable and exhausted.

361
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,563
Really? I slept great.

362
00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:20,670
Well, I didn't,
and it's your fault.

363
00:18:20,738 --> 00:18:23,575
How? You had the whole floor
to yourself.

364
00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:29,220
Sheldon, maybe living together
is a bad idea.

365
00:18:29,288 --> 00:18:31,859
Well... Yeah, but what kind
of scientists would we be,

366
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:35,032
drawing a conclusion
after only 12 hours of data?

367
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:38,471
The kind who almost put a pillow
over your face last night.

368
00:18:40,109 --> 00:18:41,411
Wow.

369
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,381
I anticipated
we'd have problems,

370
00:18:43,449 --> 00:18:46,989
but I never thought your
scientific rigor would be one of them.

371
00:18:47,057 --> 00:18:50,562
I'm sorry, are you questioning
my integrity as a scientist?

372
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,602
If the lab room
disposable shoe cover fits.

373
00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:56,441
Was that a science diss?

374
00:18:56,508 --> 00:18:57,677
- Yeah.
- Was it a good one?

375
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,447
- Eh.
- Ah.

376
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,050
What would a
theoretical physicist

377
00:19:01,118 --> 00:19:02,921
understand about an
experiment anyway?

378
00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:04,871
I mean, you wouldn't know
a confounding variable

379
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,064
if two of them hit you in
the face at the same time!

380
00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:11,170
And you don't even
get that joke,

381
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:14,477
'cause you don't even work
with confounding variables!

382
00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:16,982
How dare you?

383
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,186
Oh, you heard me.
Your experimental bona fides

384
00:19:19,254 --> 00:19:20,489
are laughable.

385
00:19:20,556 --> 00:19:23,228
Whoa, whoa! Now you're
making fun of my bona fides?

386
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,034
Can't make fun of something
that's a null set.

387
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:28,673
I feel like

388
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,142
I should say "damn."
- Do it.

389
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:31,845
Damn!

390
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:35,149
Well, if you are so protective
of the scientific method,

391
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:36,878
perhaps we should use
the next five weeks

392
00:19:36,902 --> 00:19:38,726
to finish what we started.

393
00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:40,730
Well, for science, maybe I will!

394
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:42,299
For science, maybe you should!

395
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,068
- Fine!
- Fine!

396
00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:44,671
- Good.
- Great.

397
00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:46,809
Do you want to go to our place
and make out?

398
00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:48,679
Does Stephen Hawking roll
through the quad?

399
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,498
The new neighbors
are weird.

400
00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:06,419
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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