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Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

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And welcome to the first
"on location" episode of

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Dr. Sheldon Cooper and
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present:

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Dr. Sheldon Cooper's
Fun with Flags.

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Hit it.

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As you may notice, just one
of the changes around here

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is our new house band.

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Who haven't learned
their place yet.

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We're also coming to you
live from a different apartment.

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Dr. Fowler and I began an
experiment in living together

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after her apartment
became water damaged.

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This is our
friend Penny's place.

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You may remember her
from our episode

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And the People
Who Don't Understand Them."

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So, in the spirit
of cohabitation,

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the theme of today's episode
is flags of two regions

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coming together as one.

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Such as the flag of
St. Kitts and Nevis.

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So, let's roll up our
"sleevis" and get to know Nevis.

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Well, I-I like that, but
next time check with me.

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Did you know that the flag

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was designed by a student
named Edrice Lewis...

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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but can we watch the news

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or something?

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It's cute, they're having
fun living together.

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Yeah, I wonder what
they're gonna do

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when her apartment's ready.

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Actually, it's been
ready for weeks.

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What do you mean?

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Well, they finished
the work early,

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but she's been telling Sheldon
they're behind schedule.

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So, she's just
been lying to him?

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Well, you've lied to Sheldon.

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Yeah, but to make him leave,

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not to make him stay.

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Buda and Pest
united to form Budapest.

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And that's why Budapest

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"Budabest."

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Now.

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Oh, right.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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Thank you for your services,
gentlemen.

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Now, I'm hoping

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to broaden our audience

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with your youthful
rock and roll music.

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Aw,

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you think you have
an audience, that's funny.

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We don't get paid?
Nothing?

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Not even a sandwich?

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It's almost dinner time.

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You in the mood for anything?

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Yeah, we could get Thai food
near your apartment

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and then drop in and
check on the progress.

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Oh, you don't want do that,
it's a construction zone.

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So?

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Well, what about your fear of
stray nails and butt cracks?

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I am terrified of
stepping on a nail

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and falling into a butt crack.

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Anyway, how about dinner?

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You know, if
you'd like, I could

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call your landlord and complain.

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Thanks, but you don't have to.

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Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good
at complaining.

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If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd complain about

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what a stupid sport it is
and then I'd take home the gold.

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Good stuff.

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So, uh, what about dinner?

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Is it me

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or are you purposely
changing the subject?

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No.

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And on the subject of subjects,

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is your use of the word
"subject" the same or different

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as when we speak about
the subject of a king?

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I have a feeling
you're still doing it.

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But I find that topic
irresistible, so,

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now, in ancient Mesopotamia,

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the king referred to the people
as his property.

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I'm serious,

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JPL's actually
developing a robot arm

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that could grab an asteroid
before it hits us.

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So their plan for saving
the Earth from Armageddon

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is hoping a bunch of
scientists can catch a ball?

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If we're all gonna die,
why am I eating so much kale?

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You're awful quiet,
everything okay?

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I'm concerned about Amy.

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She's acting a bit odd lately.

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Oh. Well, j-just
out of curiosity,

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what registers as odd to you?

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Her behavior.

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No, I have the feeling
that she's hiding something.

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I wouldn't worry about it.

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She's probably just
distracted by work.

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Well, whatever it is,
it's troubling me.

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And I can't eat, I can't sleep.

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And don't even ask
about the consistency

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of my bowel movements.

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You heard him, guys,
don't ask.

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Why would she keep
something from me, you know?

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I shared my body
with that woman.

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And my Netflix password.

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They recommended
Stella Got Her Groove Back

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because of her.

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Buddy, buddy, listen,

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nothing bad is going on,

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she just... she just
didn't want you to know

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that the work on her apartment
was finished a couple weeks ago.

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I don't understand.

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She's enjoying living with you

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and she didn't want it
to end early.

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So, she's deceiving me

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in order to spend
more time with me.

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Yes.
Oh.

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Well, I feel both
flattered and hurt.

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Like when people say I
look like that skeleton

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from Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Oh my God, that's
who you look like.

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Sheldon, this is not a big deal.

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It's a little white lie,
everyone does it.

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Not me,

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I'm a 100% honest

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in all of my
relationships.

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And how single
are you right now?

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Eating-cake-on-the-toilet
single.

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Well, I won't tolerate
deception in my relationship.

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I have no choice
but to confront her.

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Don't do that,
you've got gold here.

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Hang onto it until
you're in trouble

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and then...
throw it in her face.

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What?

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Why would you tell him that?

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That's terrible advice.

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So you wouldn't want to
have anything on Penny?

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Well, of course not.

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So, if I actually
know something right now...

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and I do...

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you don't want me
to tell you?

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Uh...

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Pfft, no.

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I'll take that as a "Yes."

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She's secretly been moving
your collectibles into storage

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a little at a time
and you haven't noticed.

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Are you kidding me?

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See, I've known
that for weeks,

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but, you know, I waited
till the moment

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when it would cause him
the most pain.

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Superman's gone,
my stormtrooper's gone.

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Your Klingon word-of-the-day
calendar's gone.

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I'd say "damn it" in Klingon,

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but that wasn't until
next month.

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It's "khoo-vakh."

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Khoo-vakh!

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She took my Where's Waldo.

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Well, no, no, he's over there.

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Oh, yeah, there he is.

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So, what's the deal
with your apartment?

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Why's it taking so long?

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Um, it was a drywall problem.

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Oh, no, what happened?

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Well, the drywall got wet,
and you do not want wet drywall

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because when drywall gets
wet, it's really more...

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Wet wall?

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Or damp wall, just as bad.
Mm.

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So why don't they
just get more drywall?

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Well, they went to get some,

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but the woman at the wall store

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said it was going on sale
and they should wait

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because the savings...
Okay, are you done?

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Bernadette told me
your apartment's ready.

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I was done at wet wall,
but you wouldn't let it go.

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But is Sheldon really
believing all this crap?

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Well, he started to question it,
but then I fake sneezed on him

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and he ran to take a shower.

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Please don't say anything,
I feel terrible about this.

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Oh, don't worry, I won't.

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Thanks.

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"The woman at the wall store?"
Let it go!

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Are you going to confront Penny?

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Eventually, I guess.

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Although, I am kind of curious
how long she thinks

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she can keep hiding my stuff
without me knowing.

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Hmm.

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You know, perhaps
instead of confronting them,

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we should see how far
they're willing to spin

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their tangled webs.

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Like that
Spider-Man action figure

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that used to be on your desk.

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Oh, my God, I'm going blind.

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Hi.
Food's here.

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Oh.

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Excellent.

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I'm very hungry.

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Yeah, speaking of which,

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what's going on
with your apartment?

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Oh, uh, they're still
working on it.

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Interesting.

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Very interesting.

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Yeah, we swung by her apartment
on the way to the restaurant,

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and they're gonna be fixing it
for a while.

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Wait, uh...
you saw her apartment?

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I did, still a mess.

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Leonard?
Yeah?

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W-Why are you
speaking Klingon?

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Why are you speaking English?

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This is ridiculous.

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Penny, do you remember

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when I taught you Ubbi Dubbi?

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Oh, wait, stop that.

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You stop that.

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Okay.

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That's enough.
You know what?

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What is going on?

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Fine, I told
Sheldon that

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her apartment's
been finished,

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but then you just said it's not,

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so now I'm all confused.

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Penny was just
covering for me.

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My place has been
ready for two weeks.

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How could you lie to me?

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Uh, she's enjoyed
living with you.

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It's called being in love.

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Mm-hmm, and
what's it called

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when you
secretly get rid

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of all your
husband's stuff?

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Wha... That is not true!

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Wh-wh-wh... Bernadette
told Howard, Howard told me.

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Plus, I can see
all my stuff is gone!

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Oh, so, you believe your friend,
and your friend's wife

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and your own eyes over me?

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Wow.

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You really didn't
think I'd notice

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my stuff was missing?

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Uh, did you notice
your key chain?

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Where's Batman?

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Hey.

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Why did you tell Howard

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I was hiding
Leonard's things?

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One sec.

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Why did you tell Leonard

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I told you Penny was
hiding his things?

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It just came up

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because we-we were talking
about secrets and...

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Wait.

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Everybody
stop it with that!

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I'm not really a part of this,

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so I'm just gonna dig in.

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And I'd like to know
why you blabbed

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about my apartment.

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You're up, blabby.

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Amy, I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said anything.

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I guess it's okay.

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I'm sorry

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that I lied about
my apartment.

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It's all right.

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And...

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And what?

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Your wizard robes
are next to go.

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Now that everything's
out on the table,

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you-you think you two
will keep living together?

260
00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:42,869
Despite recent events,

261
00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:44,635
I do consider our experiment

262
00:12:44,637 --> 00:12:47,168
in cohabitation
to have been positive.

263
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:50,101
Are you saying you'd like
to live with me?

264
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,735
I'm open to the possibility.

265
00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:57,769
Whatever.

266
00:13:00,837 --> 00:13:03,035
You know, if he moves
across the hall for good,

267
00:13:03,037 --> 00:13:04,235
Leonard could keep the
stuff you don't like

268
00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:05,335
in Sheldon's old room.

269
00:13:05,337 --> 00:13:06,802
Solves everything.
That's a great idea!

270
00:13:06,804 --> 00:13:09,468
Ooh, maybe I could turn it
into a gaming den.

271
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,368
That would be amazing.

272
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:11,435
Wait, wait,
hold on, do what?

273
00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:13,769
Excuse me...
that's my room.

274
00:13:13,771 --> 00:13:15,068
But you won't be living here.

275
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,502
But that's my room.

276
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,035
But you won't be living here.
But that's my room.

277
00:13:18,037 --> 00:13:19,302
You guys might want
to start eating.

278
00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:20,735
But you won't be living here.

279
00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:23,268
Sweetie,
once you stop paying rent,

280
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,869
none of this is really yours.

281
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,001
But that's my room.

282
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:28,235
But you won't be living here!

283
00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:33,235
Thank you
for understanding.

284
00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:34,869
Hey, I get it.

285
00:13:34,871 --> 00:13:37,702
Everybody wants to spend
more time with me.

286
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,669
I'm like a man made of sugar
in a world of ants.

287
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:43,968
Good night.

288
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,101
Mm, night.

289
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,001
If we did continue
living together,

290
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,535
would it be here?

291
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:04,368
I don't know.

292
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,468
It-It could be.

293
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,402
Of course there's...

294
00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:09,935
there's always
your apartment.

295
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,168
S-Sure, sure, we-we could
live in my apartment.

296
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:15,568
I hate your apartment.

297
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:19,068
Sorry, you brought it up?

298
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:22,402
Well, I suppose we could
find a whole new place.

299
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,602
You know, and, technically,

300
00:14:23,604 --> 00:14:25,268
we don't even have to stay
in Pasadena.

301
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:28,168
We could, we could move
to Altadena...

302
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:31,135
or a place that doesn't
even end in "Dena."

303
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,869
It's kind of exciting.

304
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,902
I mean... we could do
whatever we want.

305
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,001
But what if we move

306
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,802
and we don't like it?

307
00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:41,769
What if there's a smoker
in the building?

308
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:42,869
Or pets?

309
00:14:42,871 --> 00:14:45,402
Or there could be mold.

310
00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:47,068
There could be traffic noise.

311
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:49,901
I'm gonna have to learn
a whole new bus route.

312
00:14:56,003 --> 00:14:57,901
Are you trying to soothe me

313
00:14:57,903 --> 00:15:00,535
by singing the Star Trek
theme as a lullaby?

314
00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:02,535
Yes.

315
00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:05,135
I'm not a child,
don't do that.

316
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,869
Sorry.

317
00:15:10,604 --> 00:15:14,035
Do you know 2001:
A Space Odyssey?

318
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:26,669
All right, now
that's soothing.

319
00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:38,635
Look, I-I get it,
this is still my room;

320
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,335
we haven't really
made it yours.

321
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:41,568
Thank you.

322
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,302
Which is why I got you

323
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:46,101
this Pink Power Ranger.

324
00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,968
Put it anywhere you like.

325
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:52,268
Okay, but you may feel
some discomfort.

326
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,068
I'm kidding,
I want you to feel at home here.

327
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:58,235
Decorate it any way
that makes you happy.

328
00:15:58,237 --> 00:15:59,735
Do you really mean that?

329
00:15:59,737 --> 00:16:00,702
I really do.

330
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:02,135
Great, and just so you know,

331
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,735
I'm not getting rid
of all your stuff.

332
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:05,068
Yeah? What are you keeping?

333
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:06,635
That candle

334
00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:08,101
and you.

335
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,201
What about my robot poster?

336
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,168
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

337
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,235
I can make do
with just the candle.

338
00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:23,201
What's going on?

339
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:26,368
I'm struggling with the thought
of leaving my old bedroom.

340
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,068
Can it be more
of an internal struggle?

341
00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:33,035
I need to see it.

342
00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:36,035
While I'm gone,

343
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,735
don't breathe on my pillow.

344
00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:40,669
How about if I just don't
breathe at all?

345
00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:42,702
That's my girl.

346
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,502
What on earth?

347
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:07,201
What is going on?

348
00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:08,868
Oh, hey, Sheldon.

349
00:17:09,704 --> 00:17:10,801
We turned your room

350
00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:12,268
into a sex dungeon.

351
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:14,834
Oh!

352
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:16,768
No!

353
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,335
What is happening?

354
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,868
Okay, last question.

355
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,368
The chaps he was wearing...
assless?

356
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,934
Can we just focus on
the decision I'm facing?

357
00:17:30,936 --> 00:17:32,669
We can, but for the record,

358
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:35,201
all chaps are assless.

359
00:17:35,203 --> 00:17:37,834
Gentlemen, please,

360
00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:39,702
this is a
significant decision.

361
00:17:39,704 --> 00:17:42,768
Now, do Amy and I
continue living together?

362
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,968
Or do I move back in
with Leonard?

363
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:47,235
Over my assless chaps you will.

364
00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:50,669
This isn't complicated.

365
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,235
Do you love Amy?

366
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,268
Yes.

367
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,768
Do you like living with her?

368
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:55,834
Yes.

369
00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:58,235
Do you know what
you need to do now?

370
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,669
Apparently,
figure this out on my own

371
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:02,402
'cause you guys
are no help at all.

372
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,734
Hi.

373
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,035
Hello.

374
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,901
What are you doing?

375
00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:31,834
I'm just contemplating
Buridan's donkey.

376
00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:33,101
I understand.

377
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:34,268
I'll leave you be.

378
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:39,335
What, you're familiar
with the reference?

379
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:40,635
Of course.

380
00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,602
Jean Buridan proposed

381
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,135
a philosophical thesis
stating that

382
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:46,535
a hungry donkey placed
between two equidistant

383
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:49,201
bales of hay would be
paralyzed by indecision

384
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:50,768
and would starve to death.

385
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,168
Exactly.

386
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,901
Well, I wouldn't want you
to starve to death, so...

387
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,235
here's an eggplant.

388
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,435
Thank you.

389
00:19:08,504 --> 00:19:11,001
You know, some people
believe that Buridan

390
00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:12,602
was plagiarizing Aristotle.

391
00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:14,135
Really?

392
00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:15,168
Although,

393
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,435
in Aristotle's example,

394
00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:19,268
he proposed an equally
hungry and thirsty man

395
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,701
caught between food and drink.

396
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:22,435
Huh.

397
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,701
Yeah, I wonder if that's related

398
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:26,035
to the 12th century
Persian philosopher,

399
00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:26,934
Al-Ghazali

400
00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:28,502
and his story of a man

401
00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,201
caught between two dates.

402
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,101
Are you suggesting Al-Ghazali
was Aristotelian?

403
00:19:33,103 --> 00:19:36,235
'Cause if anything,
he was anti-Aristotelian.

404
00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:40,801
Al-Ghazali was
anti-Aristotelian?

405
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,668
Boy, you think you know a guy.

406
00:19:52,332 --> 00:19:53,629
Okay.

407
00:19:53,631 --> 00:19:56,564
Open your eyes and
see your new room.

408
00:20:00,598 --> 00:20:02,796
Wow.

409
00:20:03,798 --> 00:20:05,330
I-I know I went
a little overboard.

410
00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:06,564
We can always
dial it back.

411
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:07,696
No, no, no, no, no,

412
00:20:07,698 --> 00:20:08,596
it's-it's important to me

413
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,330
that you have
the bedroom you want.

414
00:20:10,332 --> 00:20:12,130
Oh, that means so
much. I love you.

415
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:13,696
I love you, too.

416
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:19,297
Just hiding some stuff in
your closet, don't tell Penny.

417
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:29,122
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